/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

Just popped in. Has she said anything about the two mystery streams?

>>71914693
Announcing tomorrow most likely

My gemwife is so cute today (as always)

Boop~

>>71914693
One is lesbian sex off collab with Kaela.

>>71914693
Will update us tomorrow the earliest.

>NPC stream
twitter won't like that

>>71914693
Not yet, but she said she'll be able to announce it very later today or tomorrow.

>>71914833
It was a matter of "when", not of "if".

I would love a NPC Biboo stream, it really fits her brainrot style, sadly chat has a meltdown with anything tiktok related

>>71914833
Fucking finally

that couple wants a baby like biboo

>>71914986
tiktok is shit, kill yourself

>>71913548
>*Unnotches katana*(I don't know if that's the right term, you know when the swordsmen starts unsheathing the sword with just their thumb)
Apparently it's called "break/ing habaki".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHnrhGeFSI

>>71914833
They will near Christmas.

>>71914769
NTA but I don't think it'd be overly OOC to interpret Vergil as an autistic tsundere. At least, going off his awkward-ass interactions near the end of DMC5 and in the party van menu screen, and whatever the fuck transpired when he fucked and then promptly forgot.
Think anything chuuni or tsun would be fine either way, though.

you will never be strong Biboo

>>71911352
That's not Sickboi's VA that's just his model look alike.
Though having him pose as Sickboi and do his best V impression might still impress her.

If we want his actual voice we need Brian Hanford

>>71915144
please..... please.........

I love seeing pebbles /here/ have a melty over people not liking tiktok

Of COURSE she likes the meat tree.
>>71915322
Me too, honestly. I don't give a beep about it

>>71915322
If Biboo has fun, I have fun. Simple as.

Birthday gift idea: https://www.swordsofnorthshire.com/products/devil-may-cry-5-vergil-1095-high-carbon-steel-dmc-yamato-samurai-katana-sword
She mentioned recently, I think it was during the Shiori collab, that she wanted to start buying katanas but that they're expensive. I'd totally pay into a Yamato fund.

>expecting me not to bully her after that
blasphemy

>I was merely pretending
Biboo...

>>71915604
you can't gift her a sword, ding dong

>>71915604
It would have been cool to get the Dark Moon Greatsword and send it to Cover's office for her, but they sold out of the pre-orders.

>>71915678
Why not? Have the maker ship it to Cover and they'll forward it to her like they do with the letters.

>>71915800
I want to gift Biboo a nuclear bomb, can I ship it to Cover too?

>>71915868
Sure but I think you'll end up on a couple watchlists.

>>71915604
Do we know if the "Fan letters and Gifts" that the main office hangs onto/forwards include bigger packages like this?
I recall one of the dogs or Rissa mentioning recently that they got to read the fan mail when they visited, so not sure if Cover even bothers forwarding stuff across the pond based on that

>>71915800
They don't forward fan mail to the members, they can only get the fan mail by physically going to Japan and picking it up. So whatever she gets would have to make it onto a plane when she goes home.

>>71915952
What's one more, one less?

>>71915248
>He sounds like a male version of Deep Voice Biboo when she was pretending to be V

>>71915961
They don't allow items anymore after people started sneaking air tags into gifts in order to dox the girls

>>71915961
>>71915985
I guess she'd have to pay to have it shipped back to her home from there. I still think she'd be thrilled with a fucking sword tho even with that caveat.

She's so cute, bros.

biboo realizing she's in hololive

>>71916098
Shitty people ruin all of the fun. I remember you use to be able to send the girls games

imposter syndrome

I love her.

>>71916248
Not really.

>>71915248
https://www.brianhanford.com/contact-reps

wouldn't hurt to ask.

>>71915800
Just supa her enough money to buy a katana. It happened with the Steam Deck, she was able to treat herself on Christmas.

>>71916233
I feel like I seen all of advent say this after seeing fes. It's like "Oh shit I'm in Hololive, oh fuck I'm a idol"

Did that Jimmy guy die or something

Aki-mama, dakkoshite!

>>71916453
Biboo says that since her debut THOUGH

Sucking on Biboo's body candy..

>>71916571
I think watching fes it really sinks in.

>>71916248
more like recognizing she really should NOT take her situation for granted and cherish her pebbles every step of the way
its sweet...

>>71916657
I really hope she sticks to that. Most don't.

Shiorin got promoted to wife-mother. Nice

>>71916688
Well deserved, Shiorin and Biboo are very cute and unhinged together.

She said she was in the grind to enter Hololive since myth debuted, she really loves being there and deserves all the success possible

Sometimes I forget to buy milk so I eat cereal with water

Holy shit Biboo your tastes are so childish...

She called us fruity...

>>71916977
bro...

>>71916985
Another proof that Biboo is a actual child that fooled the staff into thinking she's a adult

eggs for breakfast is PEAK

>>71916987
some of you are pretty gay

Breakfast sausage hits differently

She has great taste in breakfast

>>71916977
Did that once. Once. Never again. Would rather eat it straight out of the box.

I know she always laser focuses bullying 1guys for the banter but she throws bones to chatters going for the laziest "haha funny anime breast envy" joke possible too often desu
She should pedestal all the other Pebbles into her dfc like in the GBF sponsored stream instead

>runny eggs
>gross
Plebeian or literal child.

now I want bacon and eggs...

>>71916977
once my stupid weeb ass had no other liquids on hand for the cereal besides ramune
never again

>>71916977
Done that a few times in the far past. Results vary based on the cereal, but the result's gonna be somewhere between 'eh, ok I guess' and 'completely inedible'. Would also prefer to just eat the cereal dry.
Also tried it with Sprite, Root Beer, and Orange Juice before. Sprite actually wasn't half bad, others were terrible. This is all 15+ years ago as a teenager mind you.

>break three eggs in a bowl
>add 1 spoon of tapioca powder
>salt and oregano
>beat that shit up
>throw it into a nonstick pan, no oil no nothing
>few mins later it'll turn into the best pseudo pancake ever

>>71917225
Then go make it, you're an adult right?

>>71917288

Biboo it's just Kiara is a massive lolicon...

God I love the music she has playing right now. It's very deep sounding.

Uhhhh biboo?

Biboo... The perfect height...

>>71917483
It's from the bouquet album

>>71917387
>go cook during a stream
retard

She likes digging the hole deeper

to think the perfect height thing would come back

>>71917524
You have a phone right?

>>71917288
>>71917348
>ramune
>sprite
>root bear
>orange juice
I'll gotta try this out, I love weird ass combinations

standing facetiddy is only one or two rungs higher on the lewd ladder biboo

>I don't think I've seen that one
It's alright.

Biboo going YEAHHH VIOLENCE during a 300 watchalong would be kino...

I don't think Biboo likes watchalongs...

Its a fond memory because she was reading it with me.

>>71917288
DUMB DOG SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP

Biboo reading that out like that actually made me laugh

>>71917524
Not having the stream set up to view on the kitchen.

>>71917641
>It's alright.
shit taste, it's great

>>71917174
she already does that you stupid pebble

>>71917716
NTA but you just need a small place for a phone, I do that all the time

>>71917174
She knows we love her, she just doesn't say it out loud because she's embarrassed. Just watch her smile when she reads chat. It's very apparent.

>>71917540
Biboo will meet Noel and literally die between her boobs. Noel loves hugging cute small girls.

YAGOO'S DREAM WE CARRY ALL AALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>71917823
I want Biboo to give me a paizuri with Noel's tits

the simulation is breaking...

>>71917725
If I had shit taste I wouldn't be watching biboo dumbass. It was alright, which is pretty high praise compared to the rest of the schlock that has come out of Hollywood over the last 30 years.

Rock status: crunchy

>>71917694
>>71917288
dumb dog
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP [sound=https%3a%2f%2ffiles.catbox.moe%2fpjf04p.webm%0a].png

bibot

she needs a new mic and PC

>>71917775
I just realized that I forgot to add the green text in >>71917716 Too focused on the stream.

>>71917646
This is the third time today she actively read a watchalong-related comment but didn't expand on it, so I'm inclined to agree with you on this one

>>71918024
You tricked me. That warrants correction measures.

Kaela's kusoge (re)confirmed higher on the food chain than Advent kusoge...

That was perfectly in character for a cat tho.

soundpost that.

>banana wrapper

>>71918043
Kinda was implied when we didn't continue John Wick.

>She was asking for it
Biboo is pro-rape???

reminds me of that gorilla peeling the banana and then eating the "wrapper" too

>>71918195
Not really, she seemed to have fun in every watchalong so far, but she just prefers playing games to watching stuff.

>>71918242
most women are but only if you're attractive

>>71917646
>>71918043
>>71918195
Clearly you guys psychically know what Biboo thinks. How about you let her speak for herself instead of posting retarded doomposting here.

Rock rock'd so hard windows broke

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN BUY NEW PARTS

>>71918353
The fuck are you on, retard? How is that doomposting?

*sigh*

>>71918353
If you weren't retarded, you would know the implications
Just like most of us knew she didn't want to be bullied by people saying weak Thai before she spelled it out for you

Please Biboo... Just call your bank......

>>71918353
I don't think anyone really cares if Biboo does another watch a long, at least I don't. I just like watching her

wish I got the full loading circle

>71918353
>71918423
clockwork

on a lighter note. ,
>only 3k viewers

wait, what is she talking about?

>>71918509

>>71918509
That's amazing for a SC reading stream, she's really popular huh?

>>71918549
https://twitter.com/R_Yong1990/status/1761602752592183504

>>71918509
It's a superchat reading.

>symmetrical beep

>>71918612
good God
that poor pebble

>>71914628
I can't unsee the mouth from her chin outline in the thumbnail

>>71918612
What the fuck why do I have to be in the same pebble collective as this psychopath

>>71918672
I see it now too, beep you

>>71918612
Fucking hell

There were some nice biboos in the /vtai/ thread yesterday.

>>71918740
And then her actual mouth becomes her nose. I may have foreigner genes in me.

souls games aren't that hard

Soulslikes are easy as shit, simply level if you are having issues

>>71918837
Wat do you mean with "foreign"?

She does have some nice feet.

I touched grass today, it was awful

one of my favorite hobbies force me to touch grass so I got over it

She has way too much fun bombarding chat with whatever the hell this shit is kek
Guess they've adapted to gyatt so she needs to use a new weapon now

>>71919247
I honestly like it. It's the closer I'll ever get to being assaulted by my oshi.

jdon will NEVER be funny

>>71919247
The strongest deterrent always adapts and is flexible in its methods of approach. But never not deadly.

I'm going to gut this pebble and use his skin to make a lampshade for Biboo

>tranny trying to get her to play it again

>>71918672
>>71918837
SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO GRACE
THIS ROCK HAS A FUNNY FACE

I genuinely have no idea what JDON my soul even is. I must have missed some important stream because now I've been hearing it for weeks and I'm still out of the loop

I ALMOST begged for a Diamond Dogs collab, but I held the urge. I'm so proud of myself.

>>71919426
KEK

>>71919467
It was some Bae collab, I didn't watch it either. Felt like the meme was dead before the stream was even over

malenia is easy

The lack of variety is what turned me off from Sekiro

SHE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M ACTUALLY DYING

>what would it take to get to 2%
Roll some Rs biboo.

>>71919613
Malenia's moves are all really well telegraphed which makes dodging them mostly skill which is why she filters a lot of people.

this brat is incredibly cute

no it's not, you whores

>>71919856
I'll take her word over yours

>>71919467
I don't get it either and I'm unable to reverse engineer from chat since they seem to use it as randomly as the old g/j meme
I just assume someone mispelled udon or json
I could go for some udon right now...

>>71919467
The stream segment is honestly hilarious to me, but the "meme" got overused VERY fast. Now everything is JDON or XX my soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8wxIgvMTFs&t=579
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee clips!
Yeah, I don't have a timestamp for Bae's stream.

haremaxxing

I oshi bae, gura and biboo, even if it makes me a filthy whore

>>71919881
t. whore

I may have many oshis but Biboo is my only kamioshi.

>>71919900
JDON the CAFETERIA IN MY SOUL

>>71919530
Well it hit Kaela hard and she thinks it's the most epic and funniest meme ever, so it's not going away for a while.

>>71920024
Jdon my souly Nutz lmao

>>71920128
>souly Nutz
better get that checked out, bro.

who the fuck is having issues with 9 tabs

>squinting to see her phone screen
Cute.

>156 tabs
at least I still have her beat on this one

Biboo doing a plastic model making stream is gonna be awesome. Will /m/ pebbles join?

>>71919799
Except WFD, which is absolute fucking horseshit

Jesus Christ woman, what the beeb?!

I have a trillion tabs open on my PC, but my phone is always squeaky clean. I hate having tabs open on my phone.

>people still begging for ASMR 7 months later
lol

ASMRbros, let's hold the fort.

>>71920244
Biboo since her chat is always dying

>kaELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA asmr
PEAK KINO CINEMA

I used to do that shit on both devices but I stopped, if I see something interesting I still want to read through but don't get around to it's either not that interesting or unimportant.

I hope she does meme asmr and doesn't try the real thing. Hate "real" asmr

>>71920396
Soon, my brother.

>>71920503
Good preview tonight, I can't wait for it.

>>71920496
with all due respect,
beep you and beep meme asmr

>>71920496
what counts as real? the thing people use to masturbate?

>>71920496
Real asmr is just various calming sounds not whispering, this is basically already meme asmr, so what you want would be ironic meme asmr kek.

>>71920576
no, like tapping on stuff and brushing things/rubbing things(not sexual)

>>71920496
Then don't watch it, other people do.

I wish i could like ASMR, but I can't stop hating it

>>71920562
The only meme ASMR I'd enjoy was something silly like whisper reading the ER lore
>>71920576
ASMR isn't erotic in nature my bro

>>71920496
I hate the people who constantly ask for asmr because they want to use it to jack off

>>71920615
nah, I'm fine with whispering or cooking asmr type stuff

>>71919900
well now I see why I could never figure out what JDON is. I can see the humor in the moment but I'm surprised this even reached Biboo for her to keep referencing this

>>71920698
I want to use it to sleep lmao

>>71920660
>ASMR isn't erotic in nature my bro
from vtubers? hah.

>>71920716
it's a Kaela clip of course it reached Biboo

>>71920649
and why would I care about you?

>>71920716
It was basically spammed in everyone's chat for a week after it happened.

>>71920716
>I'm surprised this even reached Biboo
That collab happened right before a Biboo stream and the brats/etc literally spammed her chat with it, she was confused for a while and people just said "ask bae/kaela later lol"

>>71920716
Were you not there for the stream when she got raided by a million people spamming JDON out of context?

>>71920729
based

She can polish my gems

It's a fag game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1920780/Stray_Gods_The_Roleplaying_Musical/

cute and funny coming?

Nothing has convinced me that people who watch gamer streamers don't play games in the slightest, more than watching Biboo and all the completely nonsensical backseating she keeps getting

HoloRock

>>71920729
NO EEP
WE DON'T EEP
DRINK YOUR MONSTER AND GET INTO THE AWAKE BOX

>>71920949
zoomers don't play games anymore, they just watch streamers

>>71921000
b-but my oji-nap before the biboo streams...

>>71920949
What? I think there is one negative too much in that sentence

Jesus...that voice biboo
ToT

>>71920895
now that's my kind of game

>morse code AND thai
holy damn kek do your best Biboo

>>71918737
He's just making the best of his ailment... unsettling as it may be to others.

HEY BIBOO WHY DON'T YOU DO A MEET AND GREET ON SAWCON?

>>71921050
Shut up and drink your goddamn white Monster!

I WILL meet Biboo and I WILL greet her with my penis

>>71921448
That penis? Yeah, me.

I want to be real so bad, fellas

I'm a solipsist so I know everyone else besides me and my wife is a bot.

>>71918737
You are usually asked if you want to keep it if it's a significant size, that shit musst have hurt like his abdomen being set on fire god damn.

>>71920844
wasn't watching the Sekiro streams so I guess that's why I missed it

>>71921448
I posted this

>>71921520
KAELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I also call Romaji as Romanji

>>71921448
you can't do that outside of India, Kumar

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER
YOU'RE SO BAU BAU
YOU'RE SO BIBOO TAX
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI

>>71921680
She'll be at anime Boston, I'll be at anime Boston. There's a non-zero chance it'll happen

What the beep is this SC?

So how do these chuuba meet and greets go? Do you actually meet their roommates for a quick chit chat or do people gather around a screen at the convention?

what??

>>71921760
most sane superchatter

>>71921767
>Do you actually meet their roommates
What a wonderful idea, let's just dox the talents!

>>71921767
how are you this retarded?

very odd supa
>>71921767
I saw a picture of a recent vtuber M&G. You sit in a room facing a TV/monitor and use a headset to talk to the vtuber who is at home.

>>71921767
how new?
no you don't meet the roommate that would be fucking insane.

>ER PvP

All people with ISPs outside of the US should take an English literacy test prior to being able to send a SC.

The NYE marathon was so fun. I managed to catch all of it except 1h30m of it.

>>71921821
I mean not that they run around for everyone to see, you basically get escorted into a room and are under disclosure etc. Yeah I guess its still stupid, screen with microphone it is then...

>sacrifice her wholsesomeness
what happened now? I'm not up to date with her latests streams

>back to wholesome
lol

She doesn't care about your fanfic, superchat.

>>71921938
>you basically get escorted into a room and are under disclosure
My bro thinks "meet and greet" is "meat and greet" lmao

Yagoo, don't look...gemhime is about to kill millions and top the scoreboard...

>>71921938
Wow you are fucking retarded
how new?

>>71921923
>It's an Americans think they invented English episode

>meme vegas
kill yourselves please

>>71921872
>have to use a headset previously used by a bunch of brownoids
Vile...

Biboo give me a .rar I can't compress my files anymore

>>71921971
Look up the clip about her rizzing Kiara.

>>71922059
Advent debut, which is just a lucky coincidence though.

>>71922116
new vegas is the best of the modern fallout games, how about you do what you are telling others to do

>>71922186
>Advent debut
gross

this sc reading is insanely cringe but extra biboo time...

STOP RAWRINGBIBOO I'M LITERALLY DYING OF CUTENEDS

>>71922084
I though about including Canada and the UK but they have a lot of pajeets and towelheads so I didn't

>>71922204
no it isn't, retard
vanilla NV barely works and is boring as fuck

Fallout 3 was better

>>71922204
wow, what an insanely high bar

It's funny how there's always a schizo being a contrarian for the sake of it.

>>71922279
you're one of the good ones

>>71922272
so you're saying fallout 3, fallout 4, or fallout 76 is better than new vegas. ok retard.
>>71922285
Oh I'm well aware

>Bijou

>>71922224
At least some of the cringe ones are below yellow

>>71922356
>Oh I'm well aware
and yet you still want that slop

>bijou
HAHAHAH

>>71922356
3 and 4 are
obsidian games are trash like you

Who the fuck is Bijou?

>>71922217
What you gonna do about it? Piss your pants?

FUBUKI GOT THE FEET PERMS LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friend...

FBK schlopping the cunny (re)confirmed

I wish I were Friend...

FUBUKI NO THIS ISN'T NIPLAND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL DO NOT REDEEM THE FEET

>>71922472
mock you and make you seethe

I like the SC readings for that exact same reason, Biboo. It's like a callback to all the fun times we had in the previous weeks.

>>71922248
It's cute that you think your country isn't flooded with immigrants, never mind all the black and brown people that have been there since forever and rednecks

Growing crystals with Biboo!

Crunchy, even.

I wish people would stop posting "meme" lyrics, its old and annoying

I wish people would keep posting "meme" lyrics, it's refreshing and funny.

>>71922707
I'll take jdon being stuffed anywhere they can fit it replacing actually confusing misuse of the G/J thing honestly, it's a marginal improvement

That one SC not knowing she doesn't read below yellow, lmao

Gonna miss tomorrows stream because of DD2...

>>71922738
is there a reason why you sit in a whole bunch of generals and just shitpost like this, I really hope you're aware your autism isnt funny.

Biboo gone. What now?

>>71922827
Can you not just multi-track (monitor) drift? Rock climbing game doesn't exactly seem like it'll demand your full viewing attention beyond cute noises

>>71922707
Some of them are good, "Pull my Biboo Trigger" song was originally from a SC like these

>>71922874
Biboo soon

>>71922866
I know exactly who you are. Why are you talking about yourself in the third person, resident schizo?

>>71922579
I'm nearing my fourties and have been here for almost two decades, trust me, you don't make me seethe or even feel mocked.

>>71922999
>replying to the schizo
shiggy diggy, as you old fellas used to say

Don't open this. There's a dangerous predator inside.

>>71922922
Meds

>>71922910
NTA but when I watch streams I give her my full attention

>>71923062
HOLY SHIT I FELL DOWN MY CHAIR

>>71923037
I'm not sure I think the know it all pebble /, who attacks anoyne personally lackinf information, is a different one, the usual one doesn't watch every stream because oh no collab he doesn't like which is every single one besides diamond dogs

Biboo ASMR preview will once again live rent free in my head for the months and months ahead while she puts off actually doing it for real. Just like the twitter space. Dang it.. One day, one day.

>>71923238
whaet?

I'm glad we did a superchat catchup. This collab is not going to be a lot of Biboo, especially with five other girls and only two hours.

>>71923151
Watch out pebble, she's going in for the kill!

>>71923238
pretty sure the schizo dont watch stream because he complain about everything

>>71923245
Same. I listened to that twitter space a lot more than I'm willing to admit. She'll stream ONE ASMR and never again, and I will listen to that whenever I go to bed until the end of my life.

Personally, I think

So uh, where can I watch the shitmovie? The Boat? Any other room up?

>>71923604
There is a mega link in ope

>>71923586
Don't do that. Be a gravelbrain like me (Biboo's favorite pebble).

>>71923604
imagine being unprepared, cmon man this has been scheduled for weeks

>>71923604
the usual place

>>71923604
pretty sure all of them have been free on YT desu

>>71923663
got it

man I love koseki
man I love fauna

Oh, this movie, this movie, jesus christ.
BURY THE CRINGE DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIN

1:55:12 yeah?

I made too much popcorn...

Just gonna play video games or draw with the girls in the background.

>>71923798
Fauna says it's 1:55:11 on her end so just start it for a second and pause.

Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5STCRWuZJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5STCRWuZJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5STCRWuZJY

Wtf the movie is actually free for me on Youtube

Nerissa put those milkers away!

>blueberry popcorn

>Butter Popcorn
BASED!

I LOVE EMO BIBOO

Biboo on the side, optimal. I can cover the rest of the girls with the movie

PON

who's this skinwalker dressed as shiori

You think biboo will share her popcorn with me?

>>71924387
She's the Protagonist.

>>71924516
No, she will only eat 5 pieces but won't share any.

>>71924595
Fucking brat...

>>71924595
Stale popcorn is pretty based, so itll be food for months to come

This running sequence looks so fucking bad

FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAA RUNNN

This is so bad lmao

The only memory I have of this movie is Jeremy Jahns giving it a dogshit rating back when it first came out.
So far, it is living up to that expectation.

wolf dude have his shirt on? what?

T-the kitty ended up alright, right?

This is kinda worst then I expected

>i'm gonna plap your daughter lmao
that's the smile of a dog who knows he won

>>71925012
Vampire cougar

>CGI baby
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I still cant believe he wants to fuck the baby

This man literally rebounding with a baby

CGI BABY
>CGI BABY
CGI BABY
>CGI BABY

>cgi baby
Biboo, you are a L2D baby

Movie off to a strong start. This is just absolute schlock.

>The CGI baby
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

The doll is worse

>>71925173
kek nice

I have to imagine that the director was struggling to contain his/her laughter the entire time that this was being made. Jesus.

>>71925225
It looks like fucking sloth

>>71925225
IT WAS

>>71925225
this can't be real

>it's a wolf thing, you wouldn't get it

KEK HOW IS THIS A PLOT

>>71925298

I can't.
This writing...
500 hours of Gyatt For Nerizzler would still not make me cringe this hard.

>nerissa and iofi making it worse
lmao

>>71925436
I actually need the Gyatt for Nerizzler to cleanse me after this...

>>71925225
JUST

I'd love to live in the woods (with internet)

>>71925580
Don't do this, it makes you an actual schizo

You don't need 2 vampires to bring the roof down during sex, I've lived near enough fat fucks who've come close without superpowers

>>71925681
STOP PEEKING BABOO!

>>71925681
>>71925735
BRAT

Bed breaking sex with biboo...

>they beeped for ten years?!

>>71925868
>she gets on top of you
>bed breaks
>400kg bibutt

>>71925868
Fuck… I came. Why’d you have to say that?

10 years of worth of vampire juice made a beeping sound as it flowed endlessly in front of Koseki Bijou...

WHAT THE FUCK JAKE LMAO

this poor fucking ojisan is really too old for this shit

>gay pornography

>Bella has changed...
>now watch me undress, ojisan

>>71926200
Actual power move, hooooly

>>71926200
And now they brought him to a house full of people who want to suck him...
What has cinema come to...

Charlie is the only good character in this series.

>>71926322
And the actor is the only one who does a good job throughout the franchise too, imo

>>71926322
I don't know, I'm starting to like Jacob

SHUT UP RISSA

>>71926408
Jacob is comically funny, Charlie is really good

CGI BABY

The CGI...

>>71926322
He's a good stand-in for all the parents back then or ojisans now who got dragged into watching this and have no idea what the hell is going on

The baby has a png face

I haven't met many single dads with daughters but the ones I've met had exemplary daughters, Bella is beyond fucked in the head.

>>71921680
just noticed this got deleted
kek

>that fucking CGI baby

Woman took this movies seriously way back?????

THE ULTIMATE POWER FANTASY

She killed me!!!!

Pebble abuse...

BELLA YOU BITCH

>Bella just gave birth
>Bella just turned into a vampire
>Bella beats the strongest vampire in an arm wrestling contest
Holy fuck, the fanfiction writing...

>>71926534
>>71926509
>>71926478
We could have this, would have been better

>>71926521
can confirm, I grew up thinking this is just some gay shit for girls, not pure madness from the deeps of some fanfic forum.

I really hate Bella now.

>Tries to show off the vampire superpowers
>Just awkward rock smacking
kek

>does she know?

>>71926748

>>71926781
fucking KEK

>>71926781
hahahahaha
hahahhahahahahahahahaha

my god the superspeed running effect is actually some kuso goofy-ass B-movie or parody shit

>>71926781
lmoao

>>71926662
newborn vampires are temporary stronger than other vampires in their first year

>>71926781
My fucking sides. At least I'm laughing way more at this movie then I thought

>>71926902
lol?

>>71926571
Fufufu

I WANT TO REPORT A CRIME

This really is "shit just happens for no reason" the movie. One second she's beating up a boulder and then the next she's romping around like Snow White and then her kid ages like 4 years.

That lady just came.

>Literally teleports in front of you

>>71926862
I love the zoomies lmao

>>71927040

How do you feel knowing that every millennial in Holo en was obsessed and unironically into this franchise when it first came out?

>>71927146
My Biboo wasn't so I don't care.

>>71927020
I mean it is anyhow but it's also a book adaption so these weird time skips are normal, I always felt the same about the HP movies and I've read those books back then.

FATALITY

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>71927040

>Loli vampires are the strongest and to be feared
Naruhodo, their power transcends both sides of the pond

>biboo cracked up at the baby being thrown in the fire
>I cracked up at the baby being thrown in the fire
WE ARE

>>71927202
So true

>>71927242

Idk why but that car looks so funny

>THEY'LL LOVE YOU :)

Jacob is based

>>71927443
>(... like I love you)

the loli touch

Okay going to alaska to hide away sure that makes sense
But the fucking desert???? What the fuck?