/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71894966
clever title
i miss the alliteration sometimes you know though...

Sapbros, why is our oshi so great? Kinda doesn’t make sense how one woman could be so pretty, funny, kind, loving, intelligent, smexy and interesting and also wanna dedicate her working life to spending time with us. It’s too good to be true

>>71895673
I forgot to add “hardworking, caring, loving, dedicated, talented, determined” and the fact that she’s a GOI god to the list

I wanna marry fauna and have a loving relationship and cuddle and have sexy fun times and play with snail and adopt more cats and travel the country and play video games and cook tasty vegan food and play bored games and go camping and read books and make a successful Doughbert and everything else

I updated the mega again with a couple more sets and part of a doujin. Don't know what the tags or how quality the art is but it's in there and it's a start to some kind of legitimate fauna doujinshi.

>>71895856
I heard she likes rice dick

Fauna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWmHwX4eKQ
all the stream frames are up now

>>71896440
good, now i can sleep

I loved her performance and I can't stop listening to her singing Oddtaxi. I love her so much

>>71896050
based as ever milktruckling, thanks dude

UUUUUUUUUUUU

I really like these shots

Has anyone cut the oddtaxi part out from the SPWN release? I still have the live recording but the quality sucks and I'm lazy and don't want to redo the work that someone else might've already done.

>>71895170
I feel like this is the longest we have gone without any of the vods being released after fes.

soon

>>71896988
no vods

are you all ready to go to Fauna secret sex dungeon for her birthday?

>>71897222
So the shit on nyaa right now is just a recording from SPWN?
That might still be better than the Odd Taxi solo that I posted here. I used OBS to record a restream, so it wasn't the original source.
Probably better to just wait for the actual VODs.

I've been avoiding threads lately. Seeing everyone having fun in Japan without fauna made me jealous.

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770518212968628331
soggy mama just really loves fauna lots if she has accessories ready for the goth outfit

https://youtu.be/TvBJd3tRbtw?t=1877

BEHAVE

It's been years

>>71896050
Based, as always.

>>71897922
Interesting, I didn't know that they met again.

>>71898183
a long time ago yes

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2326460
Sapling maker posted in global

>>71899336

>>71899336
This is me if u even care

My hat arrived, along with my Botan ramen bowl.

>dungeon themed merch
Like this? If it's a sex dungeon, we can also consider some BDSM stuff.

>>71900317
Nice, the only time I wore mine was when I watched fes.

retweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets go

>>71899336
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770534446787387807

>>71899336

>>71901562

>>71901686

>>71901800

It's almost my sunshine's birthday!

>>71901928

shit thread shit chuuba here’s your pity bump

>>71896440
uuuu, goth Fauna in is going full dominatrix in her sex dungeon. Get ready to get whipped saps.

It's a good year to be a sapling.

I think I've listened to her sing Odd Taxi a hundred times now, it's over for me

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770544756466323904

I love her so much, she's so perfect.

>>71903404

Finally dreamt about meeting Fauna irl last night. I was so scared to look at her cuz I might stare that I don't have any real images to remember...

>flower over one eye
>long hair
i shouldve drawn this long ago, its appealing on many key points

>>71904110
>I was so scared to loot at her cuz I might stare that I don't have any real images to remember...
what did the sapling mean by this?

So much good art

Hi /uuu/!

Post your birthday merch predictions, we already know there is a "theme" to all the items
If you guess correctly, you have permanent /uuu/ bragging rights
I'm thinking more clothing she seems to be hooked on that

>a little cheeky post fes pre twilight pre birthday climbing
words cannot describe how much this made me smile, she's such a cute dork

>>71904433
Hi anonymous!

>>71904716
They should all do more clothing merch. It's like "Hey, could you pay me for this wearable advertisement? Thanks"

>>71904946
I would wear a stupid outfit swinging a sign on the side of a road if it was for fauna

I feel depressed, I'm hoping she will cheer me up

>>71904433
Hi

>>71904716
Onahole that syncs up with fauna and modeled after her.

>>71905094
I could suck you off if you think it'll help.

>>71904716
Onahole

Ok so I unironically dreamt that my fauna friends with u plushie arrived. I then just went about my day but kept it with me and I could always see her in the corner of my vision.
I don't think ive ever dreamt about fauna herself though. I just really want a fauna to cuddle

>>71905139
>>71905207
With a Goth version hopefully, 2x as tight to experience fauna gf in her Goth phase

>>71905288
Aw, mine hasn't even shipped yet. But I bundled it with a Moom and a Polka so maybe that'll extend it out.

>>71905158
Okay relax your throat anon

squeeb

>>71898048

does anyone have that ai voice of fauna degrading me

>>71905852
That raises a good point did anyone make a joi audio from all the stuff she said last time

>>71905852

I fucked up and made the mistake of thinking I could get closer to a girl
I learned my lesson, fauna is all I need.

>>71905960
god I hope so

>>71906035
this is good but there was one where she's disgusted at me for calling her mommy and that she would never raise a disappointment like me

Odds on dakimakura?

>>71906242
GIWTWM

>>71906524
FAUNA PLEASE I NEED THIS
My Marine daki needs another girl in bed for her to feel comfortable

>>71906698
I dont even want a lewd one. It would be really nice comfort while listening to my favourite asmr of hers. She makes me feel at peace and a pillow cover would be cute

Holy fuck its a theme what if its a pillow case, bed sheet and duvet

Bros, do you think we can convince Fauna to play Dragon's Dogma 2 by informing her that she can play as a furry catwoman, just like in Skyrim?

anyone got catbox for fauna fes performances?

>>71906868
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

>>71907113
yep here you go: _______ get a job __________

>>71907082
I think biboo will play, so there's a good chance actually.
Fauna's been looking for a game like it to play

>>71907178

>>71907113
No but I have the cute screenshot where she's like
>"urethra!"

>>71907168
Huh? I dont?

>>71906868
Would fit into my decor nicely, particularly my Fauna rug

>>71907168
I'm annoyed people spammed Mumei so much about it, that she won't ever sing it now

>>71907228
I'd let fauna sound me and potentially ball bust. She'd be hesitant at first but she'd get into the groove of things pretty quickly.

>>71907113
It's a recording of a restream but here
https://streamable.com/cjpgo6

>>71904110
I had a horrible nightmare last night. There was some weird diplomatic tribal shit going on between this group of vikings and indians. A group of them were paddling down a forested coastline when a really fat and ugly fish (like a giant catfish) suddenly appeared and puked some sort of highly-corrosive acid onto the back of a muscled viking warrior. He tried to get into the water to get it off, but it continued to eat right through him... He died after about a minute, screaming in agony.
Sorry, I just felt I had to share this with someone and your post reminded me. It was a really disturbing dream and I have no idea what caused it. I wish I could have dreams of Fauna instead.

>>71907371
Dang, I didn't know that. That sucks. At least there is still Ame left to sing it.

>>71907380
I'd let her castrate me without anaesthetic if it meant her soft, slender fingers were cupping my balls

>>71907216
Fauna seems to disfavor long games, which is why I'm not very hopeful. But if DD2 is more like Skyrim where you can dick around a lot without making any progress, I think she might give it a go.

>>71907417
My dream was worse
I literally had a dream where I did a full day's worth of meetings and work

>>71907530
thats literally what long game sunday is for

>>71907522
Can't agree with that one because I still want to be able to give her my genetic material shot straight into her womb.

>>71907397
was she in any group unit this year? like when she was with bae and kronii

>>71907706
Wait a few years for her to ripen first. Once she ascends, THEN you begin the fertilization.

>>71907706
She cannot be defiled, sorry sapling

>>71907640
Yeah... but that's more like Bioshock that can be completed within 4-5 streams. I dunno yet, but if DD2 is anything like the previous game it might take her a lot longer. (Especially if she gets lost.)

>>71907785
She isn't ripe yet?

>>71907635
Dude, that's my normal life every weekday.
Also, the fish was clearly targeting this guy. I think I was disturbed by how intentional it was. You wouldn't normally be able to tell of course, but in a dream you can sort of sense intentions because it's literally all in your head.

>>71908019
Dry and dusty...

https://files.catbox.moe/pkstmu.mp3

>>71908746
What was in her drink anyway? Did it taste like grass?

love this punctual kirin

fauna i love you but its march update your fucking intro screen

Professional streamer everybody

>>71909118
winter lasts until april

>>71908746
i was expecting some weird edit but cute

Did I miss Breaking Dawn Part 1 watchalong? Can't find it

>>71909118
its still winter

>>71909177
>>71909241
i reject your argument, it even has the jingles in it, its not snowy anymore

>theme is a dungeon
she's selling bdsm gear

Is she having the entire cast of twilight as guests

>>71909291
I could go outside and take a picture right now to disprove you but it's cold and I don't wanna

GOD I Love Fauna

>smile immediately returns to my face
welcome back kirin my beloved

>>71909291
It snowed here today.

>fauna bringing up dreams too
hold up

Fauna's sex dungeon

>people in this thread talking about dreams
>Fauna starts talking about dreams within a few minutes of starting stream
She has /uuu/ on autoscroll, I have circumstantial proofs but zero doubts

They fucking ARE.

>>71909202
check Nerissa's channel

>>71909503
>>71909528
s-shut up

Fauna dreaming of becoming Ollie.

>>71909784
>s guests
>the Fauna Ollie Pipeline

>>71909468
I'd be totally fine with chastity cage merch

speaking of ads chrome is killing ublock from their addons soon, so change to other browsers in advance

>>71909897
anon im tryna play valheim and listen to fauna please dont make me aroused

>>71909960
They're killing certain functionality for extensions which is often used by adblock extensions. It's hyperbole to say they're "killing ublock".
I'm personally waiting until it actually happens. It could turn out that they don't actually want to hand over 15% of browser market share back to Firefox.

you get a lotta dreams when you sleep 9 hours a day

>>71895673
>>71895773
>>71895856
Why did everyone ignore me posting these? Is it that annoying for me to say? Sorry, i'll stop if so

cute seamtress fauna...

woman insisting she is correct only to be proven incorrect
i love her

Fauna's sex dungeon...

Reaping mention

>>71910622
Maybe because we're watching her right now

>hasn't progressed at all in the 10+ minutes since I've joined the stream
>Doesn't matter since I love hearing her talk and just be overall cozy

>>71911137
Pekora was stuck here for hours, I think most people get stuck here.

>>71910622
watch streams nigga

What is this gba donkey kong country ass bonus stage music

>>71911282
This isn't the game music, Fauna chose this lul

>>71911282
welcome newsap

ngl bros, this bgm is starting to get to me...

Kirin is hella emo today

>>71911390
Hold onto that feeling, embrace it. It's the sensation of your brain cells melting away. You know it's working when it starts leaking out of your ears.

that hit me very hard in the feels and i dont know why

i'm promise - cerese fauna 2024

>>71911492
uuuuuuuu I'm trying...........

I miss college and my college friends

>>71911574
appreciate the good times
i didnt have college friends

Fauna toots in the apocalypse

apocalypse-era handholding missionary sex with fauna in a cabin in the mountains away from the collapse of society

Faunas brain is leaking faster than mine so I'm winning

mmm chili oil

I want Fauna's pie.

I'm gonna cry if doughbert dies again

>>71912184
hes already dead

What if Fauna makes doughberts just to kill them...

>>71912040
I would

audiostock enjoyers

this is the real content i come here for

>>71912344
SON!?

ah, this is more tolerable

Let's cancel the watchalong

Steam deck HATE

The steam deck would make a good player for the divegrass team at this rate, kek.

Steam deck LOVE

bros do you think fauna loves her steamdeck more than us

>>71913121
yes, I'm her steam deck

>>71913121
By far
You will never even come close

if only she read SCs last week, I think there were like 3 or 4 mentioning Slice and Dice coming out on steam today

Wait I just realized, has she been stuck at this part for a while? I kinda am not watching mostly listening

what army would Fauna run for gwent?

witcher hate
please send this shitty game to the shadow realm alongside ring fit 3d and the hitman endurance

>>71913204
pretty sure she ended last stream here

fauna I liked playing the withcer, but it is absolute ass to watch. Also chat is unbearable between the gwent meme and telling what and where to go

>>71913254
Is this past the roman pillar section?

>>71913276
it's one or two sections past the roman pillars, and apparently this part is one of the hardest sections

I'll be honest I did NOT remember who the fuck Linkle was

I like the Linkle porn too, Fauna

I want to self insert into Fauna, if you're picking up what I'm putting down

fauna is just like me, i watch her because i want to selfinsert in her too

>>71913438
>>71913441
very slick goobers

We're going to be on this part forever, right?

>>71913441
I don't get it. Please explain in excruciating detail.

>new accessories
Like opening up the dress more to show even more cleavage or

>>71913560
skibidi fauna

witness the progress

Fauna........

subduing and molesting a cute cross dresser with fauna in her oubliette

>Fauna wants to be someone that forces a boy to crossdress
nothing new I guess

Fauna is the best Promise. I'm not even a Sapkek but she streams often and always in English, stealing the title from IRyS. She also seems to be very fond of her Sapkeks. Treat her well, Sapkeks.

Fauna could pull off Zelda I think

this girl sounds insane (good)

>>71913778
why the fuck would you even bring up irys here

>>71914063
did you seriously just reply to that?

>>71914063
I believe the answer to your question is contained within my post.

>>71914087
ok fair, thats on me

i need it

fucking right, I will never pick up the phone unless I'm expecting a call or recognize the number

i love fauna being a basic white girl but please just fucking ditch apple

Fauna loves using Tinder

>>71914087
>calling me "that"
Kind of hurtful. I thought I was being nice. I only called you Sapkeks affectionately.

>>71914193
Why didn't you

>>71914461
nta but when it was on sale i just happened to be needing to be a bit stingy with my money. biggest fucking regret of my life
did not make the same mistake with the new one

>>71914522
I got the beegsmol but I'm still kicking myself about not getting the sapling plushie.

i cant believe fauna found me out :(

>>71914522
me with the hat

Has anyone ever drawn a picture of Fauna but as a snail and her antlers are her eyestalks with her eyes at the ends?

>>71914625
>>71914689
really? huh, those two never bothered me. honestly most of fauna's merch ive not been too fussed about. it was only the actual plushies of her i cared about deeply

>>71914354
all their work phones are iphones from Cover anyway

playing too much balatro cursed this wheel

>>71914726
Two panel comic. First panel is Fauna on stream. Her outfit includes a festive looking berry attached to each antler. Something seems slightly off with her expression.
>"My eyes aren't moving? Maybe there's something wrong with the camera. I'll try fixing it later"
Second panel takes a third party perspective from within her room. It becomes obvious from this angle that her "eyes" are just painted onto her face. Her antlers are stalks, and the two red orbs that looked like berries on the stream are her true eyes. Her body from the waist down is that of a slug.
Anyway, I'd fuck snail Fauna.

Oh yeah she barely talked about fes

>>71915375
what the fuck are you talking about
>Anyway, I'd fuck snail Fauna.
ok im with you now

>>71915503
I can't draw so I'm just putting the storyboard out there. I'd love Fauna, even if she was a snail.

>>71915375
snail fauna is just offputting to read given her cat
like i would too but i dont want to put my cock inside snail

go go go go

>whiny, excessively sweaty fauna
fuck sake.

>>71914766
yeah but have you seen how much of a fat fuck the sapling plushie is?

No...

god shes fucking adorable

>>71914726
Need Fauna Numemon

>>71915434
cause she wasn't in japan and recorded it months ago, she doesn't really have anything to talk about

>>71915935
meds

>>71915935
>she doesn't really have anything to talk about
I want to hear any Roboco or Aqua stories, no matter how brief

>>71915757
consider the aroma

>>71916081
dont reply to grasshoppers

>>71915840
nta but I feel the same as them. I'd pick up the fat fuck sapling if they do a rerun but I don't feel too bad about not having it.
>>71915888
It's what happens if you neglect your Kirinmon

>>71916081
>the super green coloroed person
adorable

>>71916145
>grasshoppers
are you trying to actually imply she was in Japan this past weekend? what do you gain from lying to yourself?

nice try

why has she mentioned like 4 times how she is 70% focused on gerudo outfit link, i didn't think she was like this

>>71916273
some people are sensitive about it since fauna seems to not like having to lie or play pretend about the pre-recordings. I wouldn't take it personally

>>71916273
anon i saw her live on stage

I thought it was okayish as a sort of detective movie, but its action was kinda boring

lamps lamps lamps

>>71915434
Right, I forgot it even happened.
Does anyone have a magnet

>>71916600
They're all up on nyaa

>>71916472
This is normal. Why do you think so many saplings are... well...

man

>>71916473
I feel like I'd rather know she's lying because she has to, than just be refusing to tell us stories about her trip to Japan, which she's happily shared every other trip

now she's telling me to edge

>people responding to the melanin footed japan timeloop
saps. c'mon now.

Mayo!?

>>71916842
my special koyo mayo

>>71916630
Which day / stage Fauna was at?

>>71917003
Day 2 stage 3

>>71917081
and honeyworks

uuu

>>71916472
She likes dominant women and submissive men, she's never exactly hidden this

>>71917081
Thanks, sapbro

>YOU WILL FIRMLY GRASP IT YOU HEAR ME?
fuckfuckfuckfuck

pain

nooooooooooooo

Oh nyo

oh my fucking god that might be the most depraved, blood curdling scream she's ever done
im so fucking hard

>>71917427
anon?!

>>71916273
>are you trying to actually imply she was in Japan this past weekend?
Then how do you explain this photo?

I am going to come to this stream

>>71917427
Bro, close your eyes bro

at first i was thinking she was using the line for horny clips and whatnot, but shes saying it so much i think she is genuinely not even considering it lewdly and just likes the spongebob episode

>>71917486
that's her ghost

>>71917480
w...what?
it cant just be me right

>>71917662
i mean, hearing fauna making unique and rare noises i can understand, but it was the oddly specific description of blood curdling...

>>71917732
THE GAMER OF PROMISE
THE GAMER OF EN
THE GAMER OF HOLOLIVE
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

>>71916472
Fdom Msub is the pinacle of sex and Fauna is proving she's based once more

You fellow saps aren't skipping grip day are you?
When Fauna asks you to firmly grasp it, you'll be ready right?

>>71918143
already cut the circulation off twice

i like this part of the map a lot more

We're gonna get a nice and comfy superchat catchup later in the week

Blessed giggles

her giggles at the cat climbing are fucking kill me
shes a fucking demon of cuteness, who designed such an overstatted character and thought it was fair to the rest of the women in this world

climbert was cat coded this whole time

>>71917605
What do you see?

>>71917427
This one does it for me.

It's gonna be the last movie and we can all forget about it until Fauna makes references about the series every stream. Are (You) going to watch it?

>>71918497
I see nothing bro

>>71918343
God plays favorites

>you can't tell because most of the time he's scrunched up, but when he fully extends, he's really long
yeah me

I want Fauna to practice her grip strength on my balls

>>71918602
of course. i did prefer it when it was just her and mumei (obviously) she was super talking and had some hilarious one liners in the last one. i feared she was gonna be quiet but she was in her element. kirin has definitely gotten more confident, you love to see her grow

>>71918602
Of course, it'll be like my 4th or 5th time watching it

>>71918856
femsap...

iguana na na na na and yohoo was over a year ago

>>71918898
I just enjoy bad movies, I swear!

>>71918617
That's my world without Fauna bro

>>71919028
bro..

>>71918928
that cant be true...
that was just last week.
there is no way an entire year has passed since then. SHUT UP GRASSHOPPER

>>71919028

dood

what if fauna was big
what would you do, sapling

>>71919116
I'm becoming old...

>Fauna wants a tiny man
I'm so in bros

I just realized this but.. Fauna is a little weird, isn't she

>>71919248
im 6'3 but im still in yknow

>>71919248
this you?

>>71919295
she said she likes tiny men, of course you're in

>>71919342
tiny men are easier to dominate

>fauna using chrome crashes chat
>never happened in non-google owned browsers
what did they mean by this

>>71919589
she's based and anti monopoly pilled

>>71919172
In my fantasies I'm always the shota so Fauna being big is the default for me

>>71919289
its the genuinely quirky behavior without being forced that just adds even more to her personality. i love it.

>>71919937
https://files.catbox.moe/mb82z1.webm
are you aware of this

this progress

god i wish i was named Jonathon right now

>mfw my name is Jonathan

>>71920130
Not really, I've only watched it a dozen or so times.

>>71920269
>>71920235

>>71920269
This is a solid win for you and all Jonathans. You could have Fauna sternly say your name every time you get a text message.

>>71920130
Just went full sail for fauna, huh. Thats a first

Fauna will finally lock all her wives in the sex dungeon

I have to work through her birthday... At least she confirmed no limited sets right?

>Fauna and I have the same birthday
we are.

>guests
Dungeons and dragons collab?

I didn't watch the last twilight watchalong will I be lost if I watch this one

>>71920383
Full sail?

>>71920514
Nah you'll be fine, I watched them all and I couldn't tell you anything that happened

>>71920514
read a wikipedia synopsis or something, you might be confused about the pregnancy

>>71920554
Metaphor for getting hard
I thought it was a well known phrase, guess not

>>71918343
>cuteness
and sexyness

>>71920653
I thought it was full mast, full sail is something else

>>71920697
I
Must
Not
Squeeb.......

>>71920653
Oh, I didn't pick it up because I'm basically half-mast for Fauna all the time. Congrats

>>71920431
Yeah

https://twitter.com/mysticsign1/status/1770611291830222886
cute

Climbing stream was fun. Not going to be able to watch the watchalong, but hopefully Fauna has fun with the others. Can't wait what she has in store for her birthday tomorrow.
Good night, /uuu/.

>>71920723
Sail? Mast? I dont know
Either way I got my first fauna erection, its like puberty all over again

>>71920514
nah, just read the summary. I recommend watching it though, the last one was funny, much better than the previous.

https://youtu.be/omnyBfxavk8

Can't do the watchalong reliably rn and I'll get fomo if I keep the thread open during
See you tomorrow for my wife's birthday
Chu

>>71921402
cute but based on the title i was expecting this and got disappointed
https://files.catbox.moe/6qx5bq.mp3

>>71921843
should be easy to vod watch it

what if i listen to the watchalong but not the movie?

>>71920130
so sad that the dude who made this got blasted on x for it so he's deleted it from his patreon and probably won't do anything similar again.

>>71922185
>his patreon
what else is in there dear god

>>71922185
Many such cases

>>71920926
>>71920435

>>71921900
anon we already have this
https://youtu.be/sfZP7yHUgjU

>>71920514
>>71922531
oops

>>71922673

>>71922531
>>71922615
thanks anon! Guess I'm ready for the watchalong! jesus christ the plot sounds retarded

Kissing Fauna on the lips

Groping Fauna's tits

>>71922577
i swear im not a footfag but the camera pan to her feet swinging makes me feel funny

>>71923157
its great

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770623230086205871

Fuck, yt premium that the twilight movies were part of the package. RIP those 7 dollars I gave to Amazon.

>>71923598
Let me tl for myself.
>Fuck
>the twilight movies were part of the YT premium package
>I want my 7 dollars back
Holy shit, I swear I'm sober

1 minute late...

next thread
>>71922673
>>71922673
>>71922673

>>71922811
If it makes you feel better about the plot, the writing has actually been worse so far