/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No momomo sex for weeks, I'm dying here

>>71853341
How many have we lost...

>patchey ad
Does it work for males?

>>71853515
No

which aspie would you shrink and then put in your mouth and swirl them all around with your tongue before swallowing them haha. just asking for a friend haha

>>71853740
Get help, Chaos

I hate you.

>>71853740
Anon are you commissioning art of these scenarios or just ritual posting?

>>71853824
no i just didnt realize the thread was dying so i wanted to ask again. for fun

gumapi pls come back ;_; I miss you

>>71853810
>Is Chaos
Anon, I capitalize the beginning of my sentences, that's not me.

Hey anyone want to collab?

we need more girls in glasses

>>71854085
Collab your dick with my prostate.

asp for this feel?

>>71854085
say your name

>>71854137
You already know it and you're just trying to make me out myself.

>>71854117
this collab but between me and my viewers

>>71854225
scege? yeah okay sure scege.

>>71854085
Sure scege.

>>71854292
>>71854352
I'm not scege. I will never be as good as scege.

>>71854403
then no. i don't know you.

>>71854137
What names do you really want me to not say.

>>71854137
HEISENBERG

I'm sorry I can't be the man you want.

I can be the man you want but I probably don't want you because you stink and don't shower enough. Put on some deodorant at least

>>71854225
Sorry Denpa I don't collab with disabled people

>>71854661
Can you be my woman, anon? Whatever you are, just know that the one thing you'll always be is enough. Love you.

Hey claudette here, since people like to fucking VAUGEPOST. i decided to out myself, If you wanna collab just hit me a DM and Maybe we could work somethin out! I just gotta get to know ya first!

>>71854779
uwu why do you exclusively hang around menhera chats if you don't like menheras.

Who wants to collab?

>>71853864
Ah, then i don't want to swirl anyone. I want to be swirled.

>>71854833
You don't like me.

>>71854833
You mentioned playing monster hunter sometime, I'll slide my way into your dms if you do that

>>71854878
you look like you would have an annoying amount of fruity in your voice

>>71854792
No I'm a man. I'm not even a good man.

>>71854974
That's not Haru.

I will literally collab with anyone. I don't care if you have a bad reputation or think your are disliked. I don't care if you think we have nothing in common. I will do anything.

>>71854974
There are many opinions. I sound gay, I sound normal, I sound weird, I sound like a 47 year old smoke chaining woman. You pick what you want to hear!

>>71854959
the only person i don't like is camui.
>>71854963
Sure!!!!!

I'll collab with anyone but nobody wants to collab with me because I'm on dead hours and one of us would have to sacrifice sleep for it.

>>71855223
>the only person i don't like is camui.
chat is this real?

>>71853740
Chibii in her chibi form

>>71855410
yep! i don't like camui, he has good mic skills, but eventually our personalities don't mesh well with eachother.

>>71855608
>eventually
esl

>>71855716
sorry i meant to say *eventually i realized

>>71855182
from all these testimonies i can proudly guess that you actually sound like a ftm

from an artist point of view what do you think about my leg to torso ratio? I originally shortened my legs because a more real life measurement would be ideal for VR but I'm thinking about changing it back to being longer. (keep in mind it will only be 3-5% longer)

>>71856102
The ratio is fine as it is now, making the legs longer would mess up the proportions and would require to make them slightly thicker
5 percent might not seem much but is very noticeable

>>71855800
I'm just a normal guy with a fucked up voice.

>>71856102
do this

I don't want to collab with any of you.

>>71858029
Okay

i hope you had a good day today

I only will collab with a guy if he lets me insult him and make fun of his tiny dick. Might also flirt with his regular chatters

https://www.aegis-l.ink/auditions

https://www.aegis-l.ink/

https://www.aegis-l.ink/contact

https://www.aegis-l.ink/transparency

https://marshmallow-qa.com/u5qi9zxih4dq9zq

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1bhjb43/agency_update_5_please_allow_me_introduce_our/

>>71855608
I mean, it tracks. Let's not forget how I was the only one that tried to be nice to you when you started out here, because anons were calling you a schizo and saying you were the reincarnation of Hera Hera, and your first move after I reached out to you was to send me porn and then post it in my discord server. Then we got into a chat with someone else where you proceeded to call him every slur in the book while telling him repeatedly the ways you were going to kill him, which set the tone for our own collab where you proceeded to act the same way towards me, prompting several of my viewers to dm me telling me they left the stream because of your behavior. So yes, to say our personalities clash is an understatement, and I'm not displeased to say so.

>>71855608
I like that you don't like him because I also don't like him.

>>71858826
cool babe, let me know when you're ready for the big boys (aka men)

>>71858690
<3

>>71858962
Based. Post the porn

>>71858962
I got the documents to prove who his real past life is

Wish me luck. If my skeb gets rejected for the third time in a row I am gonna rope

Dante Daedalus

>>71858826
Buy a fucking ad

My sweet Dante Daedalus. My love.

ricecakevs

>>71859236
genuinely would not be surprised if he has ties to kerothewolf

>>71858962
i was saying wolfboy, then you started to follow on it because "hihi im zo funi!"
whatever you say, tho

>>71859237
What are you trying to request?

No way these two retards are fighting in the thread, it must be one skinwalker replying to himself, they can't be this retarded

>>71858962
Fuck off. No one cares.

>t. claudette

>71858962
>proofless
>no file attached
hi, SEAbro, doing some good crabbing today? Did you want a (You)?

>>71861048
Consider:
>One is known for biting bait often in the past
>The other is an actual, literal autist

>>71861048
>>71861208
Also consider:
>It's funnier to assume it's both

I don't even know how but I somehow uninstalled streamer.bot by accident and now I gotta remake all my redeems again

>>71855608
Thank god you don't like him, I wouldn't want to be associated with you either with how fast you backstab people

>>71860953
Cute art. They reject me but accepted the person that requested art of them pissing themselves last time.

>>71861196

>>71858962
I can't tell if this is Camui or a troll because it matches Camui's pattern of behaviour of feeling the need to constantly defend himself to every little piece of criticidm via tearing others down

>71861620
>porn
>literally "ahegao"
>thing that was posted on his twitter
kinda hardcore crabbing today, SEAbro, everything correct at home?

>>71861729
Do you believe that's the rest of the pic? Blue board

>think about self posting
>see the current thread topic
nah I'm good. I'll just vaguepost about my crush.

>>71861776
POST THE FULL PIC YOU FUCKING PUSSY

>>71861620
Oh shit, not the dildo in the ass and cummind inside a candom porn, I JUST forgot about this

Claudette is seething that Rottie blocked him lmao

Holy shit camui shut the fuck up

i need someone to take care of me right now or punch me so i fall asleep. one or the either is fineeee

>>71861979
Real? I thought these two sex pests are a great match together, even during the collab these two were a perfect duo

>>71861949
With the side art of him drinking the yellow cum out of the condom, yes...

>71861776
Yes, SEAbro, I love to see the catbox link with the """full image"""
You are not doing a bad job at all!

Watching Claudette seething on a potential skinwalker is funny, but damn that still shows his true colors. He should have made his hiatus way longer if he has to act like an ass.

>>71862064
Claudette...

>>71862417
D-dont bully a retard!

Claudette you fucking retard

>>71862417
you can always tell when he's replying to schizos because he always gets unnecessarily aggressive and/or shoehorns his shit art into everything

>>71862146
Rottie left to fix herself and rebrand while Claudette baited graduation for attention before going loljk and doubling down
Similar behavior but the self awareness is on opposite ends of the spectrum

I can't draw today. My hands and eyes aren't working.

Claudette love.

Claudette hate.

>>71862730
Then meditate.

Claudette hate.

>>71862911
I will just play video games instead maybe.

Claudette love!

Claudette stop shitting up the thread

Claudette, stop posting "Claudette love"

>>71862730
What are you working on now? New design?

>>71862999
Then do not complain for not getting the results you wish for if you do not work.for.them.

>>71853515
I've gotten more clicks + follows than expected actually! I'm quite pleased. it doesn't take much to get eyes on ya, I suppose. I'd recommend it, advertising is what makes or breaks the success of a lot of movies/games/media, so dont be afraid to put some budget in gettin your name out there!

>>71863100
Kys for crabbing the cute artist

>no patchey add on my 4chin
What the FUCK did you mean by this you fucking coward

>>71863044
What did he think he'd gain from selfposting while saying who he doesn't like lmao
It's an anonymous board if you're going to crab don't do it while selfposting retards

>>71859308
>>71859826
Are you ok?

Claudette x Dante x Camui

>>71863252
Off topic.

>>71863229
I saw it earlier. More aspies should take advantage of how cheap even short run ads are.

>>71863252
>dante
how does he factor in?

>>71863161
Please now try embedding I do not wish to burn my money, now I know ghis site qorks, next thing I need to know is if embedding works. Please patchey PLEASEEE

>>71863050
I was just trying to do some drawing exercises. Think I'm just tired from work so I'm not getting very good results. Hard to fight off the thoughts that I'll never be happy with my art. Feels like I never really improve. I'm still so bad at so many basic things and I try to improve but I never really see any results.

>>71863338
Claudante Daedamui

>>71863100
pyw

>>71863316
How cheap do they go? 5 dollars? But I do not know how crypto even works...

>>71863252
Claudette x Dante x Camui x Abigail

>>71854833
You got EDF5 on PC?

>>71863553
Too far. I would feel bad for them.

>>71863252
Camui taking their dicks in his twinky hole...

>>71863500
20 bucks min buy, they take credit cards now. I've never had to send anyone crypto for either ad I've bought in the past.

>>71863618
Abi...

>>71863596
Yep! it's one of my favorite games of all time! if you wanna play with me just DM me!!!

We need more crab x crab target porn
ETL is sexy

>>71863641
what did you do to that wiggly

>>71863641
>they take credit card
Why do they not even say it anywhere? Thanks for the info then. I will cpnsider ad after next paycheck.

>>71863853

>>71863357
Stay positive. I've liked what you've shared here.

>>71863853
>>71863991
My last ad run stats in case you're interested in CPM and so on. My last bid price was 50 cents to try to burn off the last of my budget before the stream the ad was for went live.

>>71863719
please fuck off and actually stay gone for once you autist

what plug in/setting do i need to make my mic get as reverby as this song? once i get that info and then get it working, i'll upload a cover of this song for vocaroo and maybe youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4gX9gzK9fg

>>71863352
>ghis site qorks
pic related (teehee)

but honestly, embedding seems like a shot in the foot. you want viewers coming to your stream on twitch/yt/main platform, if you spread yourself too thin or give people a secondary place to watch you live, thats less people coming to your stream. just my theory though~

>>71864007
It's okay, I'm just having a melty. I wish I could be like the people who enjoy doing art. I kinda have to force myself to do it everyday. I don't even enjoy it most of the time. It's nothing but stress, but I also don't really enjoy doing anything so I don't know. I can't even get myself to play video games or watch anime without forcing myself. Life is exhausting.

>>71864291
>people who enjoy doing art
>doing art
>enjoying it
lol
welcome to being an artist :D

Any cute boys that can tuck me into bed a read me a bedtime story

>>71864291
Have you considered seeing a therapist? It might unironically help.

>>71864291
aru... :)

>>71864777
Which bedtime story would you like me to read to you anon

>>71864780
I tried and she ignored everything I said and deemed everything is fine even when it's not.

>>71855505
what the actual fuck

>>71864174
Shitty spelling i dont check, sorre non sorre. Yet I think it made my post not understandable, as I didnt even remember it being embed and not the other one.
But, I meant embeding like here https://www.fiverr.com/venomvip21/embed-your-twitch-live-stream-and-bring-you-viewers?context_referrer=search_gigs&source=top-bar&ref_ctx_id=cad602d11acc49ddbdbc1823ff3a1fe6&pckg_id=1&pos=15&context_type=auto&funnel=cad602d11acc49ddbdbc1823ff3a1fe6&seller_online=true&imp_id=46db2af3-83e5-45bb-b8d7-8e67145b365d

>>71864867
Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug

>>71864785
Who is aru?

>>71864747
I'm not new to this. I know people who get excited to do art stuff and I don't understand how people can enjoy doing anything, tbqh. I know a guy who gets home from work and will spend hours sculpting as a way to relax. Like how? Whenever I think about sculpting or drawing I feel nothing but dread.

>>71864780
I've seen therapists, and hypnotherapists, and I've tried prescription drugs, and before the gym bros tell me to just lift weights I used to jog 4 miles a day and went to the gym four times a week and not once did it ever make me feel any better. I hated working out, too. I was even meme'd into doing hardcore mind altering drugs because I was lead to believe that it might help but all it did was fry my brain and make my quality of life much worse.

>>71864785
She's really cute. Wish I had the patience to play Blue Archive. I love the story and characters but I can't be bothered putting up with the garbage game part of it. Haven't played it in ages at this point.

>>71863641
>giving your credit card information to 4chan

A reminder that gookmoot isn't in the US

>>71864129
hey hey! thanks for the info! mind if I asked if you had any targeted countries? for mine I just went for mainly english speaking areas, but I was considering both worldwide ads and ones focused in just US and Canada as well since a large portion of my audience is from there

>claudette spam

Chaos spam was more fun.

>>71853259
This is how I felt tonight. The literal universe decided "hey we should stop Bacilly from tormenting himself with mayonnaise" by breaking PNGtuberPlus and almost crashing my OBS while I was live.

Also /asp/, don't drink Mayo combined with juice. You will anger whatever divine entity you believe in/the universe.

Why does twitch show that the majority of my viewers are watching from Isreal

>>71865380
ChaosFoundry is based

>>71865380
So you are hating on the poor fella, huh...

>>71864291
that's because youre just depressed.
art can fluctuate ALOT, there's going to be bad days for every artist where nothing we make turns out right and we aren't happy with the results. this is fine and it happens to everyone that draws often, you never really see this talked about by other artists which is a little disappointing but it happens. you dont see bad results get posted and seeing good art all the time can warp your mind.
a star doesn't do good burning if its got nothing to burn. it just fizzles and burns out and fucks up bad.
do not force yourself to draw, you're physically and mentally exhausted, you don't need to push yourself to practice art. draw when you feel the urge. this thread likes your art and i bet many others do too.
for the improvement thing i noticed that artists gradually improve over time and it's almost never noticed unless they do comparisons of their pieces from ages ago.
Take a break from making stuff for awhile. go look for new stuff to enjoy, take the time to study how some artists do it. Don't force yourself to do anything, it'll get better.

>>71865481
Holy fucking shit Renata, I love you.

>>71865466
Not really. We like claudette sometimes.

>>71865655
And what about the other times?

>>71865655
Take it back or I'm unsubbing

>>71865091
I can't even pronounce the title, it's over...

>>71865481
i can confirm that, i had a huge mental breakdown cause of it.

>>71865077
you're good, just teasing!

that seems like a decent option! definitely check to make sure it isnt against twitch's rules though. gives me "bot" vibes. and 5 dollars per stream can add up quick depending on your frequency.

but on the other hand, I feel most viewers are more likely to click on a stream with more viewers, leading you to get more natural viewers. I'd say its worth a shot! But dont rely on it forever. maybe take the plunge if you're able to, and report back with how it works. I may just follow suit if all goes well!

>>71865705
And sometimes we don't talk to him. We don't really talk to most of /asp/ outside of aspcord...
>>71865712
Pls. We only have one sub...

test

Just me a Historia Civilis' entire Roman History playlist

>>71865856
Sorry. Bye..

>>71865481
If I only decided to draw when I felt in the mood for it then I would never draw ever again. I do not enjoy doing anything. For years I forced myself into not having internet six days a week and most of the time I would just procrastinate by laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling for hours and hours until I felt so bored that I'd just force myself to go to bed. I still do this all the time. I have games to play and anime to watch and plenty of things to do but I don't want to do any of it. This isn't a recent phenomenon. I've been this way my entire life. And now I'm getting older and have accomplished nothing because of this problem of being unable to enjoy anything. The only time in my life I've ever felt happy to do things was for a few months when I was taking prescriptions stimulants, but I can't really take them because my family has a history of bad hearts and I was already showing signs of heart problems. I often feel like I'm not really fit for this world.

Slime ria?

>>71865806
The question you should be asking is "embedded where?" I don't think you'll like the answer you'll get from a random fiverr guy from

Egypt.

>>71865655
>Anon we're all just foolin around...

>>71865183
the game is really easy going, I'd be happy if you gave it another try! you honestly don't even need to sweat it, even if you just like reading about the characters.

I won't advertise here because I don't want the 4chan audience

Dante Daedacute

>>71864291
Your stream was fun, wasn't it? I thought it was good. And for all your warning about the way you talk I thought you talk more clearly than me. I don't recall a single lapsus in your speech.
Why not try being a part of the community more? Maybe that'll help. Like Charley's Magma Mondays where everybody draws together, or those Gartic Phone collabs. There are some positive people here.

Spellcute Geltaran

>>71866003
Even though you left, we still wish you the happiest future, anon.

>>71866177
Keitaro...

>>71865481
This is cute, who are they

I hope Patchey will report how many of those new follows actually watched him

>>71866107
thats also true! honestly didnt think till you mentioned that, so I suppose making sure the embedding is done within a region that your existing audience already shares would be good, as well as making sure its on a site relating to something you're doing (ie, ultrakill fan wiki while you're playing ultrakill on streem)
thats how I imagine it works at least. I really haven't done much research on embedding specifically

Anybody knows how Tiny's doing? Haven't seen anything from her in weeks, maybe months. Her last twitter post was Jan 30th.

>>71866492
Well, that and you have to realize as well, any viewer inflation from embeds isn't really clean advertising. The embed empire that is/was Fextralife rose how it did because they were aggressively scalping data from every new major game release, posting it to their own heavily embedded wiki-like and then harvesting the views from all of the millions of people trying to figure out where that one dungeon was in Elden Ring or whatever.

>>71865607
im guessing this isnt the artist but love you too. in times like these taking things slow is extremely necessary when our brains are so burnt out we cant find enjoyment in things we used to. i went through periods of time where id never find the motivation to do a piece and at most did mindless doodles on the sides of papers without paying any mind to if it looked good or not. its ok to make art that comes out looking wonky. do not hold yourself up to the expectations that you should be doing something because you feel like you HAVE to do it to be considered an "artist" (or a worthwhile member of society, rather) its okay to disconnect from this stuff for awhile and recharge. for me i was essentially in a limbo until i stumbled upon holostars and actually felt like creating art for once. while it probably wasn't the boys themselves i think it was finding something new that was in stark contrast to how mundane my life felt before. thats why i recommended to go find something new, sometimes you just need to discover something so out of left field it snaps you out of brain fog. don't look at art for awhile if itll help, if you feel like creating something, do so without holding yourself down by whether it looks good or it's correct.
>>71866018
judging by the things youve told us in this thread, you've accomplished a LOT. you went out to see what would help and even if it didn't work, you still tried, i think that's a big accomplishment in itself. its fine to just not draw for ages, many artists do it. you're still going to be an artist even if you just never create again. it's something you want to do and you've put work and effort into doing it, take a break and see if it helps, no matter how long.
i can understand the feeling of disinterest when you have all these forms of entertainment at your feet. dont force yourself to dabble in them, dont shove yourself into this box of "oh, i need to be like the rest of society where they can do these things with ease. something is wrong with me." do not continue holding yourself to suffocating standards.
its okay to rot for awhile. if you don't feel like doing something, dont do it. don't berate yourself for being like this, you've done alot already and if i were you id just take a break from everything and do whatever takes the least effort that i can handle doing. return to worm, you're a nice person and its alright to not do things for awhile if you dont feel like it. dabble in your gacha women if it'll help. i dont know if these paragraphs are helpful i just wanted you to know that artists go through these slumps aswell
>>71866452
Gregor and Meursault from Limbus Company

>>71866702
Not to mention they got a bad reputation for doing this as well

Here's my take on being around /asp/ as a viewer for about 6-7 months. The vast, vast majority of you have terrible fucking branding. There's a rule I like to use: If it takes more than 5 words (preferable less) for me to describe your essence to someone else, your branding sucks. By branding I mean what are your key traits that stand out and make people want to consume your content

Here are some people with good branding:

Mond - Incomprehensible soft sleepy vampire loli
Camui - Blonde millenial shock jock dumbass
Haru - Seiso femboy gentle wolf awoo
Rinna - Sassy talkative catgirl priestess
Lava - Hyperactive tomboy purple zatsu

I want you all to do an exercise where you try to summarize your content and character in 5 words that come immediately to mind using highly descriptive words (none of this "fun" shit, be explicit and to the point). If you can't do that in less than a few seconds, your branding needs work. If you find yourself repeating words or using synonyms, your branding is extremely limited and you need to expand your content

>>71866828
where does beryl fit into this

My branding is
>RETARD

cant get simpler than that

>>71866714
Love it, thank you fellow fujo

>>71866828
Me: Crayon Eating Monster Hunter Retard

>>71866747
Thus, you can learn from their mistake and try to do it not so intensely :3c

>>71866874
Sleepy demon intern seiso

>>71866466
I'd be happy to! Or you can always come to my debut stream 'n see for yourself~!


seriously though, I feel the best results come with patience and dedication. that means multiple ads AND giving people long enough to actually show up, because there are an abundant amount of reasons that can keep viewers from showing up (busy, didnt get the notif, their oshi's streaming, bad timezone difference, etc). Patience and dedication are key!

>>71866828
Without crabbing, who are examples of bad branding?

>>71866828
goblin hag obsessed with old men
Howd I do

>>71867010
grace....

>>71866986
Like I said, the vast, vast majority. I'm not going to name names because that's cruel. That's why I asked everyone to do that exercize.

>>71866828
> Mystery Theater 3000 but a couple.

>>71867010
Who?
The new goblin?

>>71866828
Pretty bunny boy can't think?

>>71867042
Not Grace she is too pure for the likes of me
>no stream because her net is down
Sad day for us all..

>>71866955
Beryl isn't seiso. He's not raunchy but he's not seiso.

>>71867099
oh wait, Hi renata!!!!!

>>71866714
I've already spent my entire life rotting away doing nothing, that's the problem. I'm tired of doing nothing. I'm going to die having never truly enjoyed anything. Existing is exhausting.

>>71866366
Stressful, more than anything. Was hard to really focus on drawing because I was using every bit of my brain power trying to speak coherently in the brief moments I did speak. You really don't want to hear me when my brain starts running. Like my speech borders on unintelligible at times.

>>71866828
Seiso Puppet Dorky Uncle

What did the original poster even mean lol?

>>71866828
you know you could just say that variety streaming with no gimmick sucks
a good gimmick is already 80% of the brand

>>71867010
wait that's six words FUCK - I'm never coming back

>>71867010
>hag obsessed with old men
How much old? At that point its just female looking for potential bf/husband, unless you really like old (50+ yo) men

>>71866702
>isnt clean advertising

yeah, thats the vibes I get from it. I believe you can find a balance with it, but I'll wait till someone can figure that out first. I tend to lean on the advertising methods I've learned from others/professionals in life. the paid ads, the frequent posting online, etc. Not to be an elitist, what works will work. but I definitely wanna grow as organically as possible. and I wanna see all of you do the same! onwards and upwards, all together!!

>>71866828
comfy but suspiciously violent catboy

>>71866828
Autistic perverted otaku half demon

>>71866828
>shock jock dumbass
I resent that...

>>71867289
You're disgusting

>>71867289
berial

>>71867289
horns?

>>71867242
How clean is 4chan advertising
Think about it,
>4 ads with X amount of natural flow
OR
>1 ad that might not report back viewers onto you

>>71866069
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

>>71867310
Curious, how would you describe yourself in 5 words Camui?

>>71867237
40 and up. I can dip into 30s if he has bags under his eyes and is already greying.

Can you post that phantom skeb you got in a better resolution on twitter?

>>71867169
i see, i really wish i could offer atleast something helpful but i can only recommend taking things slow and atleast looking hard to see what things you do feel some sort of happy emotion with. you're doing something by making efforts to do these things, atleast. i hope to see you around more even if you're just forcing yourself to.
>>71867130
grace is the only goblin woman i know and afaik i am the only one openly thirsting for ojis here

>>71867196
What are some good gimmicks to have for streaming?

>>71866828
Some day they will understand the importance of a niche....

Could I call it love?
Maybe just a moment in time where I fantasized what could've been if I had been here sooner...
Even if it was just for a brief moment, it was love.
I yearned for you, I yearned for anything to do with you.
Even if the only thing I could grasp were the remnants of you, I held onto those moments as if I were experiencing them in real time.
A voice of warmth, a voice of silliness. The words I've read about you while frantically skimming through every ounce I could find.
Your pain, your obsession, everything fueled me to want you more.
The feelings that I had suppressed and kept to myself- everything that I try so hard not to show everyone else. All of it broken down so quickly.
You've awoken the part of me that I've been hiding for so long. It's bad, it's good... it's comforting... it drives me crazy... I love it.

>>71866828
Hm. I honestly cannot come up with this for myself(Zeph). I've been experiencing some doubts about myself but I'm just chalking that up to the menhera that creeps in now and again. I should take this more seriously and improve myself. I'm going to sleep on this.

>>71866828
I'm cool with bad branding.

>>71866828
hey hey! a fun excercise, reminds me of elevator pitching. here's mine

Patchey/Pittari - Loud, quippy, dumbass, but sweet

that's how I see myself at least ^^

>>71867719
that has nothing to do with your image. you can literally throw that on anyone

>>71867563
Is that why she follows me?

>>71867719
I wouldn't say you're loud but I agree with the others

>>71867792
if youre referring to grace im fairly certain she is indifferent to old men. please do not get your hopes up she only wants me and my fujo coin. there is no room for a man in our yuriship.

Gimme your best merch ideas

>>71867563
Sorry you got confused for me, I don't selfpost since I haven't started streaming yet names gobbcubus

>>71867362
anon I'm doing a whole lot of thinking about how you worded that post and its just not gettin through dude. but if you make some funny/memey advertisements you got my click, simple as~

>>71867042
She is one of the bros, she even likes the same thing as us: (|)

>>71867915
>hand over the mound for courtesy
heh

>>71867586
based on what I personally watch
>doing literally anything other than "comfy" gaming streams and directionless zatsus
>doing funny stuff that isn't reskinned meme of the week shit that vtubers love to do
>speedrunning
>can autistically talk about games for ages
>being really fucking good at a game in ranked, we're talking top 0.1% of players
>good at organizing group events with good chemistry among guests
>straight older men
other qualities I enjoy but won't carry you on their own:
>reliable and consistent content. no, being a variety streamer going through a backlog isn't reliable
>actually happy while streaming, stop acting depressed or angry at shit
>actually does pre-recorded stuff

>>71867042
Nuh uh, I’d be goblin zoomer block game enthusiast.

>>71867951
Sorry I tripped over your name today in stream, now that I know you are Goblin Themed I should have a better handle on it now. And now that I know you are an aspie I'll follow back

https://files.catbox.moe/q705ou.jpg (nsfw)
I'm posting it here again for people to see and I'm going to sleep, tomorrow is Camui

I'm just gonna say it how it is right now. I take nothing in this thread seriously, any hate or accusations made towards me i treat as funny memes, never take this place seriously as it is not a good place for advice (most of the time.) just keep having fun.

>>71868006 (me)
>>straight older men
by this i mean i enjoy listening to men who are experienced in life and aren't streaming to fill some kind of social void

>>71867915
Haru's coat. I want it, it's so cool.

comfy cozy asmr tree spirit

>>71867951
OH WAO i need to check who follows me more often glad to meet another fujo!!!!

>>71867915
Vial of my blood.

>>71867381
Controlled chaos airheaded internet clown
>>71867719
Unhinged witty panicky considerate zoomerbrain
I'm quite proud to call you a friend.

>>71868006
You sound annoying. Vtubers wont miss you and your kind

>>71868006
You sound like you want fleshtubers
In fact not even that you sound like you want a fleshtuber that tryhards Valorant all day

>>71868150
No worries! Originally followed because I was drawing everyone in /wasp/s tiermaker and I have no idea what you freakin' looked like, then I stayed for the cute boys

>>71868081
That's okay! It was fun to listen to you while drawing

>>71868227
no i just like vtubers who actually do something
a fleshtuber doing the same exact thing at 90% of the males in here would be just as unsuccessful

/asp/ie for this feel?

>>71868006
>>71868120
so who do you actually watch

>>71866828
not vtuber but i like participating in these. fujo seraphim artist

>>71868282
Clonq

>>71867767
ah, image is more than design! notice how the post also mentions intangible things like "shock jock", "seiso", and "incomprehensible"! Personality is as much of your image as design and aesthetics are!
>>71867816
thank you!!! I'm happy to know my self assessments are mostly accurate. I do my best~
>>71868188
>spoiler
me too buddy ^w^

>>71868282
Fuza

>>71868295
the holostars street fighter streams are pretty fun compared to StarsEN who never seem to focus on anything except shinri who focuses on horror pretty adamantly
if you want some chuubas a bit closer to the ground, i think aux's art streams are good especially since he does them so often and a lot of it is in service of a bigger project he's working on

>>71866828
We need more long time viewers doing this.

>>71868369
Well it sounds like there's nothing I can do to appeal to you specifically.

>>71867915
3D lenticular hologram cups of me

>>71868429
the first two things are pretty important for everyone though

>>71868369
My girlfriend that buys Holostars merch regularly compares me to Bettel, Hakka and Flayon. What should I take from this?

>>71868493
she thinks you're gay

>>71868455
I don't see what you want me to do to appeal to you.

>>71868493
She wants you to have sex with men

>>71868522
think about what you're actually doing outside of variety
if you're answer is talking then you've failed

>>71868493
she thinks you're a faggot, a bottom, and kind of annoying

>>71865117
Commed her for something this week and asked, she is focusing on Comms atm. Threatened her at gunpoint to stream again so maybe she will after all this!!

>>71868562
You're going to have to be specific.

>>71868585
if you cant figure it out yourself you should just quit

>>71868493
>Not Aruran
>Not Oga
>Not Vesper

Anon...your gf thinks you're gay

>>71868605
So much for not crabbing.

>>71866828
Competitive, soft voice, sarcastic Yakuza !

>>71868621
I don't even know who you are anon.

Tell me what you actually do right now or at least your name.

>>71868585
Oh no -1 viewer, oh wow I'm gonna cry

>>71868605
If zatsudan and gaming isn't allowed what would you like instead?

>>71868678
I only said do something else, I didn't say don't do them. Do you feel personally attacked or something?

>>71868705
Not at all. You said yourself that you dislike those things though. What is the something else you want?

How does Camui drama pop up everytime the thread is a little bit comfy? It's not even his fault at this point, you fucks can't just leave him alone

>>71868746
show me where I said I disliked them
my entire point is that they can't be the only things you do

>>71868705
Perhaps you are simply jaded.

>>71868780
>doing literally anything other than "comfy" gaming streams and directionless zatsus

>>71868813
this entire thing started because of the branding post and the truth is that just doing variety/retro/zatsudan is what the majority of 1views do and doesn't constitute a brand
>>71868851
do music
do asmr
do focused BFE
do LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN PLAYING GAMES YOU LONELY NEET

>>71868747
>someone mentions flatly they dislike him
>camui throws a fit like he always does
>thread moves on
>>WTF GUISE WHY WONT YOU LEAVE CAMUI ALONE

Why are you trying to instigate more shit? Nobody cares

>>71868747
That's literally the case he posts here every day without problem until someone decides to drag him

>>71868885
Well I can't do those things.

>>71868914
what can you do then?
do you have a talent?
do you have something that other people say you're good at?
are you just playing games because that's what you've done all your life?
can you at least talk about something interesting like a profession?

>>71868955
Nope. I play games.

BFE mentioned, obligatory grooming

Requesting aspie BFE where we're on a cute little date visiting the white house, but its January 6, 2021

>>71868885
I have been trying to convince these shitters for weeks they need to branch into bfe asmr but they refuse

>>71868971
can you play a specific one really really well to the point that you would be able to get a high number of upvotes on reddit based on your ability?

>>71869009
Nope. I just play whatever I feel like. I'm actually rather bad at games.

>>71869034
sorry anon i dont know what you're supposed to do about your brand
i think you should go on a soul searching trip to the mountains with a loved one by your side and discover what your meaning to life is

>>71869064
My brand is fine. I have my audience.

>>71869092
then why are you worried about your brand

>>71868900
I've noticed a pattern. The only people who Camui ever has problems with are the known extreme menheras eg Claudette Layla Denpa. Otherwise he plays nice in the thread.

>>71869119
I'm not. I'm cool with having a bad brand.

>>71869153
people like you are a bigger waste of space to these threads than the vagueposters

>>71869196
So much for not crabbing.

>>71869124
I questioned the "camui is the problem" narrative when i realised everyone he seems to really like is as close to normie as it gets here (mawg ace merlie scege etc)
Something about him is appealing to dramafags tho can't deny that

>>71869124
No. Camui has a pattern of behaviour of constantly overreacting to every single perceived slight by dragging others down because he's a schizo and then blames everyone else when he looks bad for overreacting

>>71869295
>>69982641

My only issue with Camui is that he is constantly the type of cringe that is hard to be around. I tried watching his collab with Patchy a few days ago and I couldn't. He feels like he just walked out of 2014 era AGDQ.

I will simply try to work a bit harder so that I can actually draw in and retain a slightly larger audience

>>71868747
well, now you are top ten fastest thread in the board, congrats

>>71869412
This is a schizo ritualpost that just makes
>>71869124
more credible since it names all those people exclusively

>>71869124
>Denpa
Denpa didn't even do anything to him though? He even confirmed they had never interacted but he still made fun of her IRL appearance, Denpa has been chill for a very long time now and dragging her through the mud to prop up a person who bullied her for no reason is a shitty thing to do

Must be a slow day in /wasp/ when camuischizo is back in the thread

Love doesn't come close to describe what I feel.
From the moment we met, every word spoken between us replays every night, every morning.
It keeps me awake. It drives me to insanity. It brings me to dark places, but it also saves me.
Therefore, all I can really say is that it is love that I feel—in love with my own fervor and my own madness for you.
Even if it isn't you, I am content. You are at your best when you're having fun and when you are free. Do not let me stop you.

>>71869506
Go ahead and explain how it's a schizo post when each claim has the evidence to prove that he has acted like a massive drama loving cunt multiple times in the past?

>>71869572
Because nobody but a schizo ritualposts about a 1view for half a year

/asp/ for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAVZKP_o0hQ

>>71869545
the mel psycho tuckered himself out so it's relatively dead

>>71869604
>disreguard the evidence
>accuse the other person of some character flaw that's irrelevant to the evidence presented

so, you still havent addressed the evidence

Shania love!

>>71869545
schizos are like musicians
sure they like improvising now and then but they can never entirely leave since only here they can play their greatest hits:

1- Camui: heartbreaker, love taker
2- Hanabi blues
3- I saw mommy kissing Crane
4- Iriyapark cut my life into pieces

We haven't spoken a single word directly to each other.
I'm sorry I'm not her.

>>71869545
i am always in these threads and i literally never bring up camui unless you fuckers try to shift the narrative away from what is factual and true which is verifiable through the archive

Cam acted like a bitch in this thread against Claudette, Cam has acted like a bitch historically multiple times to lots of other people, trying to repair his image by pretending hes an innocent party whos just being bullied by big mean schizos when the vast majority of other people interact with these big mean schizos with zero issue. There's a single common factor here

>>71869756
You're forgetting the classic Haru, Keitaro and Beryl songs.

>>71869756
I'm particularly fond of the triple threat set finisher they perform at local shows
1. Beryl is a leech and doesn't deserve it
2. Haru is a leech and doesn't deserve it
3. Keitaro is a leech and doesn't deserve it

>>71869756
does crane kiss people a lot
asking for a friend

>>71869813
>>71869835
Very nice.

>>71869801
eh, let him hate on me, i don't mind it one bit.

>>71869775
It's okay. I can move forward now.

I don't like camui because he's a weirdo but still. The amount of times someone brings him up just to piss him off for some obscure reasons is weird. The entire last year was just filled with camui drama because someone he interacted with was a dork. Patchey made a rape joke, rottie is a sexpest, Dante made a joke but it always came to bite camuis ass for some reason.

He's a time bomb, I've always said that, but the IRA is detonating a bunch of car bombs outside and he's getting the blame for it

>>71869967
>why do people like to bait the person who constantly bites bait despite being told to not bite bait?

Gee, I wonder...

Who the fuck is this new vagueposter?

Shaniachan is the world's cutest vtuber!

>>71870038
Me.

>>71870057
Johann…

>>71869428
You watched a Patchey Camui collab and didn't expect cringe? That's the best part!

Ineda asked if i wanted to do a collab, is he fine?

>>71870207
Run as fast as you can

>>71870207
I would advise against it.

got a DM by another LINE bot it's over

>>71870187
There's cringe like dad jokes which are humurous because they're cringe and there's cringe like a comedian telling a joke and no one laughs. I just feel second hand embarrassment and want to leave immediately

>>71870038
Kinda sounds like Rottie to me. The "if I had been here sooner" and "voice of silliness", plus the suppressed feelings bit. Reminds me of her little story arc.

>>71870207
.......If you think you can make him more focused, and you think you can have a good time together, then yeah. Personally, I think he needs few more months of experience.

>>71866552
she has been working on Comms I just got one finished two days ago

The things I would do for a Dante Camui collab

>>71866828
>>71868006
freaky goofy rotten wizard hobbyist

>>71870280
>>71870289
>>71870443
Why? I watched one of his streams and he seems pretty cool, a bit edgy though

>>71869683
>>71870052
arigato we're all gods creatures all star stuff all the same vibrating energy

I thought the thread was healing bros, what happened

>>71870468
Same I wish they liked each other. Dante the wrestling autist and Camui the former wrestler in training. They could probably have really interesting conversations
t. wrestlefag

>>71870785
schizo noticed it was slow

>>71870785
camui is literally mel
that's what happened

>>71870599
Massive autist and I've seen him almost exclusively in girl's chats only

>>71870994
I’m here to counter your point and say he’s also been in boys chats as well e.g. sukadrii’s chat last night.

>>71870800
Imagine Dante's wrestling streams use the schizo rrats as storylines and collabing with chuubas themselves to kayfabe act out the rrats. Content goldmine

>>71870994
With how many of you turn out to be sexpests or sadboys i can see why

>>71871347
>>71871347
>>71871347

>>71870207
He doesn't seem like a bad guy but he seems kinda like a yab machine to me. Proceed on your on caution

>>71866439
You got me

>>71871124
He should have chuubas come in and cut promos