/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71792618
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1769937031637975506
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt

My wife and my mixed feelings for her...

Don't Forget Twilight Breaking Dawn 2 for the watchalong tomorrow:

https://mega.nz/file/BiUGSDAZ#jvTW56TzkH7YqNQM67VZ50LKg8PYPH6ghU8xetqzB9M

Amazing thread earlier gn

Tourist here, why are jailbirds kind of mean to Nerissa? Anyways I'm actually here for mama Rissa lewds if anyone has them.

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft (we banged on American soil for the first time in a while)

>>71793083
she tests our patience to the point of cracking before doing something to keep us around for another month

>>71793083
Being nice to your viewers sometimes has its drawbacks. For example, all these extra needy jailbirds who can’t go 24 hours without hearing from Rissa. Hopefully this weeks schedule will get them to relax a bit.

Can I say something that will make you anti me

Licking Rissa's sweaty armpits after she smashes my head for being a bitch

>>71793588
it's not viewers, it was the most obvious raid

>>>>>>>>>>doxxniggers in prechat

>>71793833
>saying her IRL name in her chat
How are they so retarded?

>>71793928
Proof?

yeah whatever that's boring
check this out

>>71794214
Let's gooooo. Hope she gets to finish it. Also I think she doesn't hate me, she hearted my comment

>>71794318
they were hearts of hate the whole time...

>>71794354
Hate sex is still sex

>>71794318
For now...

>>71794665
Yeah could always be she just doesn't want to make it obvious. Soon she'll start ghosting him until he dies from lack of Nerissum.

>>71793833
and now he's just chatting as if he's not a doxxfaggot, his messages all got deleted why isn't he fucking banned

I'm a simple jailbird all it takes is a great game and some hearties and I'm back on board the Rissa train, looking forward to tomorrow!

>reading that last thread
Jesus, and I thought saplings were needy

>>71795251
Same. Stress the hearties, that's the real reason I memebered

>>71793833
Doesn't she have mods or something? If messages are getting deleted, I assume they can also ban the fag. And also ban the fag that's ban evading.
>>71793588
We have two extremes, people who'll let Rissa get away with anything, and those who'll condone her for the most stupid and minuscule thing.

>>71795633
Condemn. I should just go to sleep.

>>71795386
That last thread really is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while

>>71794049

>>71795633
It was revealed to me in a dream that Risa is actually toxic emo GFE. She abandon, and ignores us on purpose until we are at the point of obsessive madness. Then she returns with some love bombing and gets off on seeing us, melt into loving putty in her hands.

>>71794049
Can confirm that the idiot at least used her first name but misspelled it cause dumb. I’m sure there was more.

>>71795633
It’s late and also pre-chat.

As for your reply to me, and comment about two extremes. I’ll admit that Im more willing to give her the benefit of the doubt than some others. However, I just don’t see a use in getting mad at her, it’s not worth it.

Rissa

This is a Jailbird free zone.

Wow things stayed eventful for awhile after I slept.
Well at least she's alive and home. Don't think she'll address anything cuz she probably doesn't think she did anything wrong.

>>71799450
Yeah she's slightly self centered. But I think people who replied to that guy gave her something to think about.

This is a free Jailbird zone.
I will not apologize for my conduct in the last thread.
I regret nothing and I'd do it again.

>>71793083
If they're mean they aren't jailbirds

A haiku.

Nerissa's shitstink..
A pungent treat for my nose;
Her fumes fill my lungs.

Headpatting the Rissa

>>71801635
Jailbirds have a way with words.

>>71799538
Given how kind she is to people, calling her self-centered seems a bit much more blindly autistic socially, she is unironically introverted with a clear cutoff, even with friends that she has mentioned, we see it in streams that despite having friends, she is a people oriented introvert that likes having her space to recharge, the signs point to it everywhere. She had that story for why she tries to be more social with that one coach or counselor or something who told her she was terrible at it. So despite how she seems like this Stacy, she's not.

When you pay attention to the 1001 different Nerissa traumas you start to really get how this seemingly bright, glompy person still has that emo, bullied, introverted side to them intact, so her brain is probably thinking, "I'll plan things out this way and the Jailbirds will be cool with it" completely innocently. So the best thing, is to bluntly, but NICELY say "hey, let us know more about your thoughts here, how you're feeling, they aren't boring or annoying, people appreciate your thoughts processes into music, what you're planning, etc." I mean she literally said she thinks that people hate hearing her thoughts, thinks she is boring, or hates to hear the process of how she does lyrics, she is likely still surprised that explanation short does the numbers it does. I try to say that all the time, but I can't be alone in doing that or that is just one guy in the crowd, and she'll continue to thing those things are too risky to try, and the worst fate for her ever as you've all noticed, is too try something and be embarrassed for it.

>>71795633
>We have two extremes, people who'll let Rissa get away with anything, and those who'll condone her for the most stupid and minuscule thing.
I can be either of those depending on when the last member stream was.

is ff7 rebirth fun to watch?

>>71802533
We shouldn't be expected to be her babysitters or psychiatrists. I'll only do that shit when I marry her, otherwise it's complaining when she fucks up and simping when she does good

>>71801635
A limerick.

Nerissa's arse for my examinations.
Her pucker licked in my explorations.
She lets out a moan,
Her intestines, a groan;
And blasts me with pungent emanations.

>>71802759
No

Just woke up to hear the good news. Solid schedule this week. I just wish today's stream was at her normal time, as I'll probably miss the first 2.5 - 3 hours.

>>71802762
She isn't a baby, this is just doing what one should do as a concerned listener. Too often people act like being an asshole is the best medicine for people when there are better ways to be understanding. I've always been an advocate that at the end of the day, her traumas are hers to overcome, but being decent about criticism isn't simpery, its smart.

Besides, trying to marry her with the first thing on your mind is "take care of your shit yourself" is like setting yourself up for the divorce speed run and then forever complaining about divorce court online like a loser.

>>71803472
I'm going into marriage with my first thought being "If you marry me I'll take care of all your shit with you" , idk what you're talking about.

>>71802759
Oh yes, I could see her (and Shiori) spend hours playing around just with the piano minigame, let alone the thousands of others. The combat is fun, Aerith is snippy and funny in this, so she'll have a good time and we'll get to hear Rissa giggles for hours. Just this time not for vampire pretty boys, but hot girls.

...and Sephiroth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnk-dLqCSR0

>>71802798
*roaring applause*

last night i had a dream that nerissa sat on top of me and beat me up
i think i might have something wrong with me

Anyone know what happened to Nerissas Illium cover?

>>71804129
Look at this way, at least you aren't Nerissa herself, who if she doesn't sleep a certain way, dreams of being decapitated.
But hey, like streamer, like fanbase I guess.

I wish Nerissa would stop dreaming about us trying to kill her, we only want to rape her :(

Mamamia Rissa

>>71805001
You've got it the wrong way around pal
I want Nerissa to rape me

We were burning through threads not too long ago, what happened?

>>71807034
We returned to normal once Rissa returned, the usual

>>71807034
Raiders got bored, Nerissa finally said something.

I've only slept 8 hours in total for the past 3 days and it's all because of Rissa.

Raping a malebird

Being raped by a fembird

>>71808063
I slept great last night after getting a good laugh from her reply on that YT comment.

>>71802759
If the person playing is focusing the story? sure
but it takes 70+ hours to do everything, and not even the biggest chuubas/fleshies on twitch could get their audiences to stay on board the entire time
and I just know Rissa won't understand what occurs during the final chapter

Typo in the schedule

>>71809113
I couldn't sleep because she was raping me all night.

>>71809817
It wouldn't be a Nerissa schedule without one.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770086308200739268

>>71810091
Damn, they cooked. They got the split tongue detail and all.

https://twitter.com/ZetsuenTai_8488/status/1770006328544833890
Nerissa just existing in this while everyone else is doing something

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770092602798330355
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770092602798330355
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770092602798330355

>>71810712
She’s such a sweet girl, my heart…

>>71810706
Am I blind or is Shiori missing?

>>71811080
So is Biboo.

>>71811080
It's everyone that was in Japan (+ Fauna I guess).

>>71811188
Yeah, just noticed it as well. The artist said it's because they didn't go to Japan but neither did Fauna and she's there, I assume because she was still part of Fes. Either way, it's a shame but the art looks great.

>>71811080
Shiori and Biboo missing
Guess it's just those who went to Japan this month

>>71811237
My guess is that Biboo + Shiori were still actively streaming while Fauna wasn't.

Rissa mentioned in Reine's stream
>She's sooo WEIRD, but in a good way
>Quirky, might be able to get along with their humor

>>71811472
She gave Reine fanfic reader vibes kek

>>71811607
Accurate description.

>>71811607
Ironic, considering she doesn't read.

>>71813243
It feels more like she prefers to read bite-sized info instead. She didn't read Umineko but read the whole wikia, and I think this was the case with BG3 too, I don't think she read any of the books in-game.
We know she liked R&J and had it memorized so it's not like she doesn't like her books.

>>71804129
giwtwm

Are Rissa's wings her actual wings or is that part of ther costume? And if they are her wings, how much of a furry are we for liking her?

>>71813998
"Is it someone new?" WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71814370
I just have bad memory, I'm sorry.

>>71803654
can't blame her

>>71803654
More than half this clip is about the dogs, I want a refund on my time.

>>71814847
That's the sad truth. No one wants to sex Rissa IRL except me.

What happened to /KiaRissa/?

>>71815047
Anon, it's March.

>>71815047
That was just for the maldives arc... Where tf have you been.

>>71815047
comachama…

>>71814847
Anonchama, how new to clippers are you?

>>71801635
>>71802798
Damn you brapfag literary geniuses

>playing FF7:Afterbirth
yikes...
I feel bad for you lads

>>71816212
People really just being saying shit on this website

>>71815047
A-Anon???

FF arc is going to be brutal but I'm going to power through it like I did with the BG3 streams. I feel like I've beaten FF7 20 times just through cultural osmosis even though I've never played it.

Nerissa should watch Love Lies Bleeding

>>71816721
I've played the original several times but that was decades ago and never touched the remake due to it being console-only. Looking forward to this, even if I miss the first 2 hours or so.

Good sleep I feel revitalized. Happy to be here for her stupid bitch idol journey where she'll keep doing dumb shit and getting corrected. It's going to be a wonderful time.

I really just want Nerissa to be in a position of power over me and abuse that power for sexual favours

>>71817269
I wrote this post

>>71817269
realest post of the thread

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770127521230528749

>>71817269
add in power reversal during sexual favors
you just know that she'll fumble the bag in bed

>>71818502
No. I want her to dom the fuck out of me.

How are people not angrier about her shipping Iofi with her brother? It's disrespectful to Iofi and her fans

>>71818675
i respect your tastes
personally i get the feeling she would fuck up the power dynamic and i would have to take control

>>71818247
I too, miss having a convenience store within walking distance.

>>71818919
I do not want to top I want to be the pillow princess

>>71818247
I hope she moves to Japan at some point.

>>71810091

>>71820233
The white leotard is sex. Aradia sounds like she would have made such a good dyke, why did she have to be straight? I'd give anything to be aradia's roommate while she was "experimenting" in college

We're eating good tweets today

dumb bitch i love her

https://twitter.com/Napat071203/status/1770086654046240826

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1770128109783634256
so that's why it's called hell, huh

YOU VILL EAT ZE 3 DAY OLD HOTDOG SOME INDIAN DUDE LEFT OUT TO ROT ON THE ROLLER NERISSA AND LIKE IT

https://youtube.com/shorts/bkd1pYVComw?si=KCmq53raegVUu3_U
New short finally

>>71821849
nyo

>>71822345

>>71822149
Also anyone recognize the MV in this? I don't recall seeing it before

>>71822518
nevermind it's from Magia

This is a breakfast free zone.

I'm not sure which one I'm looking forward to more, Nerissa being back or Kiara oversharing about Nerissa later tonight.

Rissa's mods doko...

>>71824286
What’s happening, I don’t look at prechat

>>71825085
Same fag as yesterday's night. They just ban him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAgOi_wGZEE

>>71820233
reminder that aradia's husband calls her mommy while she milks his dick with her tits

>>71825445
Buy an ad.

Had a bad dream where Rissa delayed the FF7 stream then postponed it, don't remember the reason tho.

>>71825737
Sorry, we haven't plapped in a while so she doesn't want to stop.

>>71825848
Why are you plapping in my dreams? Anyway it's fine now, we're plapping irl and then she'll stream in her usual tired state

>>71825445
Jealous

>>71825454
I'd give anything to watch.

>>71825445
BroRissa has been flat out DENIED.

Tourist here, just saw Rissa will be streaming rebirth. Did she say if it will be a series like bg3 or if it would be a one-time thing?

>>71826851
Series, she hopes to finish the game in long streams

>>71826851
>>71794214

>>71826914
>>71826919
The controller thing is so amusing to me. Thanks, jailbros!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itp2TxEg-zk
It's finally FF7 Rebirth time, Jailbirds! Let's hope everything goes well with the new controller!

>>71827184
Thank you manager-san. Glad to have you back too

Do you guys think we're getting a cover song before the end of march?

>>71827671
Who knows desu. It's been many times she doesn't say anything then just opens a waiting room for a new cover.

>>71827828
Doesn't help that the only time she did was otomeroid

>>71792618
Face looks off

https://twitter.com/FlowerGolly/status/1770060537705255122

>>71817269
>>71818675
she would never be a dom, she's probably a pillow princess

https://twitter.com/wobble137/status/1770006596233597257/photo/1
>>71828175
If by pillow princess you mean she'll be screaming into the pillow so her dad doesn't hear, then yes that's what she's doing rn with me

https://twitter.com/Emanon_Ria/status/1769975289906336030

https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1770006567771148772

>>71828175
Fuck you, I believe

Maybe I should make up a bingo card for this playthrough like for BG3...

I'm expecting lots of autism and fun tonight, you better go all out Rissa

>>71829529
It'd be fun, but I guess you need the first stream to make it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itp2TxEg-zk
IT BEGINS

>>71830336
*glomps you*

Nice internet, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>71830460
Thought it was me, we're off to a horrible start

it keeps happening
inb4 she moves to japan too because of shitty internet

>>71830460
>>71830485
It's happening to me as well. Hopefully it's temporary.

>>71830524
just... get better internet....?

>>71830460
The real reason she didn't stream in Japan, she didn't want to accept her connection was better there.

hotel internet was better

I FUCKING HATE NEAL

>"youtube has bad signal, so gonna let it sit before transferring over"

I don't care whose internet it is, I'm going to get rid of Neal just in case

>>71830595
she's not boomer enough for that to make a lick of sense to think

This is getting so old.

>>71830595
Someone bait her again about her internet this time

Fuck that guy

I know its her internet but fuck Neal anyways

I think she's talkning about getting the ps5 to show on obs? Instead of the internet.

>>71830636
Then make a comment about it, constructively, not some bait shit that will make her mad.

>>71825737
I fucking hate you!!! It's all your dream's fault!!!!

I'm glad the watchalong is at least on Fauna's channel...

She's live

I MISSED MY WIFE SO FUCKING MUCH

>missed you
>yawn
>internet issues
the bingo is almost complete

>>71830757
I already did it. Several times during BG3. Got it hearted and nothing of course. Your guys' turn now.

how many people itt are actual midwesterners? is her appeal like exotic homeliness or something to people on the coasts?

>First time using a PS5 controller
Does this mean she either borrowed a PS5 or bought one solely for this game...

>>71830916
I'm an Eurobird

Why would she choose this instead of fes talk for the first day back...

>>71830944
She bought it.

>>71830944
She bought one solely, that's what she said on the Astarion fan account

>”Mom? Dad? Can we get better internet? I need it for my job.”
>”No.”
How I assume any internet discussion goes down at Ravencroft manor.

>>71830916
pic related

>>71830964
She didn't watch day 2 yet

>>71830964
Trying too hard sister

>>71831012
It could be also that the only service providers her place is zoned for are shit. There are parts of the country where the only option is Comcast.

Bro... automatic fighting...

>>71831023
how...

>>71831069
Yeah, I think people forget that living in the midwest is fucking shit

>>71830916
As a coastal person the idea of a family being close and also able to afford a home is a foreign concept to me

>This is my favorite game
>Except I just watch cutscene compilations
>If I do play the games I just play on easiest
She doesn't like the games, she likes the story.

>>71831012
You know considering what she's said about her dad and how she pays rent, she probably doesn't really have a choice. Also what >>71831069 said. For example I only have xfinity and att as my options

>>71831153
Yeah I'm biting my tongue very hard, I hope this series works out for you jailbros

>>71831153
she did play the original at least

>>71820471
QRD?

Wtf I recognize this voice

>playing Rebirth before Remake
>picking Classic
What a disaster already.

>>71831153
I don't blame her on this, not everyone is good but some have amazing stories.

>>71831135
No bro the Midwest is this total perfect utopia of fertile family women there's no reason that most people don't choose to live there if they can. Nevermind the fact that shipping shit there is awful and it's hard to get anything if you aren't near a big city, and that all your ISPs are garbage.

>>71831153
That’s…what most people mean when they say they like a game, yeah.

>>71831153
Before Rissa I thought people who treat games like watching movies weren't real

>>71831153
I use trainers in most rpg games for that reason..

>>71831198
>Xfinity
>ATT
You poor soul. I'd fucking move if those were my only options.

>game journo mode
>no zatsu
>lusting over dudes
Fucking called it, it's just BG3 all over again. Easy skip.

>>71831264
No evidence for that last bit, just my fantasies, but I'd bet good money an alt girl with body mods like Aradia lezzed around a bit in her youth before settling down.

I hope Aerith and Tifa show up quickly...

>>71831326
Women
>>71831307
Or people like this fag.

theres going to be art of rissa getting plowed by zack after this

>>71831416
You got one already.

Did she ever say on main that she watched all the cutscenes?

>>71831400
It's ok I lust after sephiroth too

Pretty weak start to the week. Sad.

>>71831198
>For example I only have xfinity and att as my options
What a coincidence… me too… texas..?

>>71831517
nope, she's faking it now

>>71831416
I need Tifa/Aerith yuri stat

>>71831518
Start? She's going to play this game for weeks.

Is YouTube being dogshit?

BRORISSA STOP WATCHING PORN

>>71831629
it's her internet

NNEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHLLLLLLL
>Verification not required.

Alright I'm out please post if she explains why she skipped day 2 of Fes

>>71831629
It's always her

>>71831153
I just wanna say, it's okay to engage with media in different ways. I play some games on easy or normal, while others I want to play on the hardest difficulty because I'm good at them or enjoy building my skill. It's fine if she watches cutscenes or plays on easy. For my part, I'm happy she's engaging with my second favorite game series Final Fantasy at all, and I don't think it's wise to complain about how she does it. It just brings the mood down and invites too much negativity. It's not good critique or criticism.

Also, despite the internet issues, you can really tell how happy she is with this, she's squealing and excited. I hope this works out for her. I love her.

>>71831638
caligula is kino tho

>>71831638
I mean unironically he's an 18 year old guy living in his parents house, I was torrenting all kinds of shit.

Is this just a ps5 thing

>>71831693
didnt she claim to be a naruto fan despite not watching shippuuden

>>71831524
GA

>glorious 15fps PS5 gameplay

>>71831401
Thanks, I thought I missed something from the Mario Party collab or the karaoke. And yeah that sounds hawt.

>>71831638
>Catapult-kun, I...
>Ballista-chan...

>>71831401
Yeah, with me

>>71831153
This kind of combat does my head in, it's incredibly boring and tedius. It's probably the only type of game where just drop the difficulty to low and smash through everyone like a boss. If I had to play Witcher 3 on anything but easiest I'd have quit after 2 hours.

>>71831761
That's fine too. I considered myself a Naruto fan for a long time and I thought and still think Shippuden was mostly dogshit. It ended up being "so bad it's good" by the end. Pre-Shippuden is pretty solid though, as long as you aren't including the absurd amounts of anime filler.

Brorissa furiously beating his meat imagining being inside of the trojan horse

Internet ruined her day and mine

What the fuck is going on???

>>71831896
ff7r is one of the most robust takes on an action rpg yet, you're missing out

>>71831638
Do you think he… when she streams?

NERISSA TELL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO STOP HOGGING THE INTERNET

All these niggers in chat saying it's youtube should kill themselves

She wants to die…

OH NO SHE'S GONNA WALK IN ON HIM

I can't see Nerissa anymore...

Has she ever said if she's on ethernet?

Just reschedule the stream

>>71832084
Kys

Nerissa became a PNGtuber...

>>71832081
She is.

>>71832084
>>71825737

well now it's definitely an unfocused tab on second monitor kind of stream.

So why do fujoshis like this game so much?

Archive anon, do you feel my pain?

>>71832084
How will that help?

>idk what a square is
Nerissa Ravencroft ~2024

>>71832194
Tons of hot guys, same reason guys like this game for the hot girls.

>>71832194
It must be nostalgia. I never played it when I was younger and now I just can't get into it

>>71832194
Bishōnen

>>71832255
Because some days her internet is fine

>>71832194
You're asking why fujos like a game with two pretty anime boys who have a hero/enemy dynamic that could easily be interpreted as sexual?

Nerissa should stop playing videogames

Nerissa should start playing videogames

himejoshi gets Tifa/Aerith
fujoshi gets Cloud/Sephiroth
win win

Nerissa should start playing with my dick

Nerissa should play with my dick

>I didn't know that was a button!

This stream is borderline unwatchable.

>performance mode can't keep 60fps

Maybe I'm spoiled by PCs, but holy fuck how can console "gamers" deal with this shit?

It is not your model or the graphics, it's not youtube, how have you not figured this out yet after 8 months,

>im such a fan
>i havent played the game
sigh

>>71832560
They think it's normal

>>71831230
>Yeah I'm biting my tongue very hard
No other choice, getting on her ass about it is a fast track to a ban. Just tease her about it and I can understand going from turn based to action is too much for her right now

Nerissa you have no fucking idea what a CPU does

>>71832560
they've cucked themselves with "the eye can't see more than 60 fps" memes.
>meanwhile I'm playing online FPS games at a locked in 160fps on a 38" ultrawide

>>71832666
Perhaps someone could KINDLY explain it to her on twitter so she can be a bit more educated.

Rissa... oh boy...

>>71831670
Nobody will miss you tourist

>>71832630
>No other choice, getting on her ass about it is a fast track to a ban.
kys sis

She still thinks we're gaslighting her with all of the internet issues

>>71832560
Mine maintains easily, but I don't stream with it.

Call me a fucking messiah if she reschedules the stream because my dream was a vision

I'm late did I miss anything good yet?

>>71832887
lol

>>71832887
it's only been bad

>>71832887
it's rough.

>>71832887
Just in time for her internet to become stable.

>>71832887
You missed the scuff, it was hella laggy and it turns out the game was still downloading

>>71832887
Rissa is so happy she has a permanent, Biboo-esque :D face

>Game was still downloading

advent's most competent streamer

Stepped away for a bit, was brorissa actually shitting up the internet torrenting porn?

>>71832814
Because retards keep telling her it's Youtube's fault when it's not
She's probably trying to stream over DSL or some shit

>>71832987
No the game was literally still downloading

>>71832987
It was Rissa all along the damn game was still downloading lmfao

>>71833016
My pon wife...

How slow is her internet if it she downloaded all night and it still didnt finish? Like that's 2010 slow

>>71832810
Fuck off retard, all I'm saying is bugging her about playing on easy mode is pointless, instead lightly tease her about it for fun in rare moments. I've long since come to terms with the fact that these girls will do whatever makes them comfortable playing games.

>the “O” button
>not the circle button

Her being a piano poser will never not be funny

I'm gonna need a clip of her getting filtered by that Quit prompt

I now know why modern games literally handhold players for everything

>>71832912
>>71832938
>>71832944
>>71832945
>>71832952
Oh god I was hoping for some kino after all the shit recently... please Rissa....

>>71833055
As we've been saying all along her internet is fucking shit.

>>71833103
Always called it Delta > Round > Cross > Box

>>71833155
What are you talking about, I'm getting loads of white woman kino

>Reopen my self
I can do that for you Rissa, just bend over

>>71833155
it is ponrissa peak, from a certain point of view

>>71832666
90% of streamers have no idea how PCs work.

Nerissa throttling herself IS really funny in hindsight.

turning on her l2d almost killed the stream again

Rissa hates the military, based.

What has she said about her ISP in the past? Is she the one paying for it now?

Do I remember wrong or was this flashback later in old game?

>>71833341
Nothing.
"It's green on my side".

>join the stream late
>Can't rewind because of all the connection issues
I'll just take your word for it that I haven't missed anything up to this point /ope/

>>71833304
Spoiled brats hating military will never not be funny.

Maybe her l2d is really killing the stream...

>>71833434
It's miles better now, one stutter every 5 minutes or so is better than 1 every 2 secs

>>71833418
Mad people aren't saluting you even though you ate ALL your crayons, bootboy?

Does nerissa have good rigging?

>>71833364
So what string of comments will we have to leave this time in order for her to upgrade to the best internet plan in her neighborhood

>>71833341
literally "works on my machine" which is why it's impossible to tell her anything else.

>>71833418
It's a job like any other. There's reasons to hate them as with any other job, but not really many reasons to glorify them.

>>71833471
I rigged her real good last night

She's playing this on PS5, right? Maybe PS5s just suck and can barely run the game?

cloud's eyes make him look so fuckable

>>71833547
The game was still downloading

>>71833547
fps? sure
Sream issues? no, she's streaming from her pc

>>71833507
There's a chance this IS the best internet plan in her neighborhood and we're just fucked until she moves.

>>71833547
"Current" generation consoles were never ready for current generation games

>>71833471
I'd say she has yeah

>>71833571
fembird…

>>71833571
Fembird…

>>71833471
Movement is good but her head is rigged poorly which is why it looks huge from certain angles.

>>71833595
It's simple: we hire FuwaMoco and get them to drag Nerissa back to Japan kicking and screaming

yeah brian is a pretty faggy name

Sex with smol Tifa

>>71833547
Don't be dumb it's so many streams, her internet is terrible. First 15 minutes of Twilight unwatchable since she was attempting to watch a stream of it and play it for the other girls in discord.

>>71833547
Just checked how Mori's stream was looking in this part. She's completely fine. Game looks great, model looks great. It's probably a mix of her PC being shit (3060) and her internet being shit. Don't think the PS5 is to blame here

I have no idea what's going on because I joined late and haven't played Remake why is Sephiroth hanging with Cloud and why is Tifa is a cowgirl outfit

>>71833670
She can just move inside her country, no need to make her go to Japan neaar the dogs.

if you're not going to chat, the stream works perfectly fine with 5-10 secs delay. I know this isn't a solution we should be getting used to but it's there if you wanna chill and have a good time
>>71833771
Flashback

>>71833780
But I want her in Japan

>>71833712
Look, I know, I'm just trying to cope with how stupid and stubborn she is. She really has no excuse for not paying for the best internet she can get
>>71833733
and she also has no excuse for not having a top of the line pc. I have a better gpu and I'm not even a streamer ffs

>>71833837
I bet you're and EU bird, you're just looking for better stream time for yourself.

>>71833840
Again this could be the best internet she can get.

>>71833780
No, it has to be Japan, I want to deal with the least amount imaginable of this scuff when she gets 3D.

>>71833840
She has one solid excuse in her head, being that she is retarded and doesn't know how to do either, especially upgrading the pc

>>71833837
Fuck off aussie move to a real timezone

>>71833871
>>71833908
I don't care about timezones I want her to molest JP girls weekly

>>71833780
Thread is dying so I'll say my controversial opinion. I think Nerissa moving to japan would be fine. She can wake up in the morning, start a stream at 9am and it would be the regular time for us. We know her streams are better and more energetic in the morning anyways.

>>71833884
I can't be Japan, I need her to stream on a good time so I can watch her.

>>71833837
Fuck off. The last thing we need is another EN in Japan

Tifa gets me so wet

>>71833969
I agree that's true. But my other problem is chat delay. I'm too far away from Japan, my messages would arrive like a minute late or some shit.

Sex with Rissa in Tifa's cowgirl outfit

>>71834060
I genuinely think that doesn't matter because it's delayed anyway all the time

>>71833896
I was expecting her to be retarded playing the game like she was with BG3, but tech issues are just annoying

She’s so bratty today…

>>71834091
But it'll be worse.
And she's just like me when I was 10 frfr.

>>71834127
and it’s hot

>>71833983
Name a reason why not. She'll never learn the language to stream in Japanese so no need to fear that.

>>71834213
Kill your self

Can you tell your oshi to stop swinging her titties back and forth, it's really distracting.

>>71834250
Isn't the stream about her tits swinging? Is there anything else going on?

>>71834060
Anon, I think you're using your bird brain now. Use the human one. It's not 1999 anymore.

My poor dyslexic wife…

>>71834060
>arrive like a minute late
lol
It will take 200ms longer before your message scrolls down on her chat overlay completely unread, boo fucking hoo.

>>71834250
her tits are covered (unfortunate)

>>71834213
Rissa is the type to learn 10 words and a few sentences and then repeat those things over and over because she thinks she's so cool, another reason for her not to go to JP

this stream was so bad it looped back to being great

>>71834401
She'll survive on jojo memes.

>>71834310
I'm really glad she told us she had it finally. Now that I know she has an actual learning disability so many more things make sense, like how quickly she gets frustrated or her inability to process information and her dislike of reading things that could help her.

>>71834401
Cute. Gimme.

Can’t wait for part 30

2 hour stream incoming...

2 hours stream today?

She wants to sleep with me…

HELL YEAH JAILBIRDS I LOVE THIS SLOP!!!

Twitch sleepathon Rissa my beloved

>>71834431
Is she actually dyslexic?

>>71834582
She said so herself.

>>71834582
Yes, she confirmed it

>>71834582
Yes

>>71834611
>>71834617
ugh gross

No Nerissa! Don't sleep with the open mic the fart fetishists will come out of the woodworks;

She is affected by jetlag more than anyone i've seen. She's so fragile...
It's also an excuse when she takes trips to extend the break by 3-4 days

>>71834662
He's lurking right now, waiting, hoping

>>71834642
Kys, I love my disabled wife

>>71834582
https://youtu.be/touPXFx9R80?si=K9XdKO7mX8MvrbOv

Would you enjoy a sleeping asmr stream jailbirds?

>>71834733
no

>>71834733
>asmr
yes
>sleeping
no

>when you're on vacation

jesus christ just drink a couple coffees

>>71834733
Yes

>>71834686
It's not jetlag when she's always sleepy. She's so tired all the time she even has an emote for it lol

>>71834733
No, fuck the twitch crap

Wait I thought she said her laptop broke and now she says its the internet?

>>71833733
She also probably doesn’t have a capture card and doesn’t run windows in performance mode.

>>71834691
Fuck that guy.

>>71834789
yea lol... mask off

Would you enjoy a "trying to sleep" asmr stream jailbirds?

>>71834849
she never said that retard

>>71834887
Yes

>>71834887
>>71834785

>>71834887
Only if she's extremely sleep deprived. I'm talking 24 hours no sleep at least.

>>71834849
she stressed it was internet retard

>Yellow box you know what that means
Rissa is unironically why games suck now.

Where is that anon who was ready to allahu akbar chat if they start telling her to take a break?

>>71835002
Play testers have always been retarded

I want to see Rissa in a cute cowgirl outfit like past Tifa rn

She's so dumb...

>>71835183
see Rissa *railed

>same eye as me
kek

That wasn't sarcastic about thanking the yellow paint btw

Putting yellow paint on Nerissa's router and PC so she gets a clue

I don't know what yellow paint means I haven't played a new game since 2015

She’s tired all the time from the adhd. Fun fact: adults with narcolepsy are 2 times more likely to have been diagnosed with adhd as children.

>>71835223
I loved how she freezed while thinking how to save it.

No fucking way. We’re getting a stream shorter than the average Shiori stream???????????

>>71835287
It's painted over interactables that are important to progression. So if you have to climb a rock, it will be painted in yellow to make it obvious

>>71835287
Muh accessibility
What used to be tasteful red barrels is now coating everything in highlighter yellow paint to people know where to move, what to interact, etc