/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

That's a child.

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>71751905
SNIFFFFF

>>71751806
T u T

>>71750416
Why don't you ask Gura to give more details then? Bring up how little she explains things compared to others.

>>71752056
Why is my wife having sex with another man?!

stream?

>>71752114
This is what happens when you marry Gaby, the town bicycle

>>71752132
In my mouth.

>>71752132
yeah, on me

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>71752375
Retard

Please call me a retard.

Day 30! Give it up for day 30!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Gura hot Gura hot!

Gura Gura Gura Gura

Gura fart Gura fart!

Sucking Gura farts through a hose.

Sucking Gura farts straight out of her butt hole.

Alright each one of you deserves to be bonked. You need to calm down and stop, my wife belongs to me and me alone.

>>71753447
I made this post while sucking Gura farts straight out of her butt hole.

I can't read but i sure love Gura!

How often does Gura force herself to queef so she can have a quick giggle?

>>71753720
What the fuck, girls can do that on command? Took me years to be able to burp.

I fucking looove tokyo wasabi lullaby

You will love my shark.

>>71753826
>pokemon trainer battle sounds

>>71754005
Thats a spicy lullaby!

I wish they would have announced a second connect the world after fes if they're doing one. Only because if they do it in LA again during AX I'd like to go again.

MY wife is a cute shark

>>71754076
Same desu.

>>71754177
MY wife is a cute shark

>>71754061
Nyo, I love my shark.

>>71751905
true!

>>71754396
I wish their kemono would have actual content

My Gurandma.

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taiwan?

>Gura: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks. And the only babe just left.
>Gura: At any rate it’s been a whole year since we last met. How about a kiss from your little sister? Or better yet how about a kiss from this
>*points trident at Gawr*
>Gawr: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father, Poseidon.
>Gura: Father. I don’t have a father. I just don’t like you that’s all. *cute giggle*
>Gawr: Foolishness Gura, foolishness.
>*Gura gasps from pain*
>Gawr: Might controls everything and without strength you can not protect anything. Let alone yourself.

>>71754319
Stop that

>>71755398
plebbit is a few doors ahead

JWU
any new goober deets?

>>71756495
https://youtu.be/4Sj2adSMFyE?t=3136

>>71756596
Need more of this, not even nsfw, just bound and gagged goobs

>>71756596
She’s pretending she can’t bite through it

Child

Gura is my real mommy wife and I am her chumbaby.

>>71758174
Gura is my wife though, and our kid isn't old enough to post here. Anon you've been lied to.

>>71758557
how dare you call Gura a liar!

>>71758557
Gura is over 9,000 years old, and I time travelled back to have sex with her so I could get her pregnant with me, she is my real mommy wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg

Booba huhaha

Gura is probably waking up soon, if she's not already awake

>>71759891
What do you think her breath smells like? You think it smells maybe a little seaweedy?

>>71759983
I need to smell it very badly

>>71759526
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Thinking of shark wife makes me happy.

>>71759891
Gura has drool on her face right now. And very soon she will be showering. What will you do with this information?

>>71760496

>>71756623
>HEY GOORAAH!
>Gura:

i wonder if she reunited with her bathtub waifu

>>71761923
I'd be surprised if they had the exact same apartment/hotel rented out
she is most likely two-timing her bathtub girl with another bathtub girl

>>71762005
Maybe it's a generic voice used by many tub/shower companies. There's always hope

If you love Gawr Gura and you know it, clap your hands!

loli kami when??

>>71762434
That might be something she can work on in Japan, since she would have her manager there with her.

>>71760027

>>71762434
Her birthday at the earliest would be my guess

>>71762434
How mesmerizing

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>71763059
No, she has me

I hope she has a good day today.

I'm about to down the rest of this curry from the other night and nap time with my daki desu. I'm gonna braap it up probably.

>>71763796
same desu and I hope she's not too stressed with her projects

Being a chumbud is just boring now

>>71763059
No, she has moom to blabber with.

>>71764206
skill issue

I sent Gura fanmail but I farted in the envelope before I sealed it

>>71766508
Poor Cover intern...

Once again, not wanting to share any moments with us. Once again waiting until all her fresh memories of fes have left her mind before talking to us again. Once again not caring enough to stream from Japan or do anything with any other members.
Once again, the only member that abandons their fans at holofes.

So what the chumbies doin'?
I was too lazy to cook anything today so I just had some nuggies and that's probably all I'm going to have tonight.

So proud of all the hard work she's been putting in these past few months, I hope she gets time to rest soon.

>>71767165
Probably gonna enjoy JP BBQ tonight.

>>71767165
Frying up some chicken breasts for this weeks dinners.

>>71767139
>>71767253
what are the odds that this is the same person

>>71767165
playing SRW OG on the PS2
a hololive SRW game would be fun

>>71767165
Doing some quests in OSRS while listening Tokyo wasabi and wave

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

the x-twitter space was the highlight of fes

>>71767165
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>71767377
Could be the same. It's better to ignore it.

BIG
FAT
TAIL

>>71767563
samen

>>71767165
I am playing rainbow six

>>71767629
this, but unironically.

>>71767807

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Will Gura off collab with the Bau Baus and the worst Ravencroft in Japan?

Embrace the holoEN members who aren't fluent in Japenese. It's good to have EN members in the EN branch who want to build VTubing in English, instead of trying to essentially become JP VTubers and live in Japan

>>71768292
She looks so hungry! She needs to be fed! That tail is so emaciated!

>>71767629
Got a rink?

>>71753817
I believe they can learn to do that, yes. I am not a fembud though so I'm not an expert.
Also why the fuck do I keep getting warned for non-nude Gura images that have been in this thread a thousand times before and never removed? It was for the Gura pouring tea down herself.

>>71756623
What a cute outgoing autist being nice to my shy autist wife.

>>71762337
*pachi pachi pachi pachi pachi*

>>71769450
because they angry they don't get paid and have to take it out on someone. They'll never be able to afford their gender affirming surgery this way. They will forever be trapped in a downwards spiral of dysphoric seethe. They need Gura in their lives, then they won't feel so bad.

So when we wager is her next stream?

>>71768566
She's probably actually guest starring in their 3D debuts in a couple months, and they are filming for it now. Probably part of why she's so busy.

>>71769712
when she's ready

>>71769712
Tomorrow? A year from now? Doesn't matter, I will still love her just as much either way and would wait for her forever. Filtered weakbuds seethe.

>>71769450
I've gotten straight up banned for sfw Gura images before. They were only a bit suggestive, nothing bad.

>>71768292
She used up her winter fat stores in her tail hibernating, the one benefit to this is you have a much clearer view of her plump little rump before she bulks back up. :3

>>71770017
i've been banned for this one a couple times. Janny take note, this image is suitable for a blue board. Learn the difference.

>>71770068
Fuck her ass! Actually no, i mean Fuck! Her Ass! As in Holy Shit! Her ass exists! Isn't that awesome? Like it's a real butt that fards.

>>71769698
>They need Gura in their lives, then they won't feel so bad.
Same desu...
>>71770017
That's really frustrating, it makes me apprehensive to post some of my cutest Goobs... Also that Gura has a really BIG FAT TAIL! It probably weights more than the rest of her body, I wonder how she walks around with it.

you think they'll ever rig her tail to move more expressively or independently? for example, having it slap someone.

>>71769712
I try not to think about it anymore.

>>71770700
what happens, happens, too busy loving her to worry about it. watching others stress and drown in loneliness only inspires me more to not fall in that trap. she stream when she stream, and I be happy either way. Still coasting on the high from fes too. shit was awesome.

IT COMES

>>71771210
WHAT COMES?

I met fembuds
Jealous?

Despite what some people will try and tell you, I know this anxious nervous mess of a girl is out there really trying her best. I'll always be patient with her and have her back.

>>71771252
my penis inside gura's womb.

>>71771423
But did you sex the fembuds? You know Gura wants you and them to make chumbaboeys, you did what Gura wanted, right?

I hope she ate something yummy today

>>71771759
yeh my pp

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>71771949
How is she both 2D and 3D at the same time? What kind of spell has she created?!

>>71771949
Threads have been tolerable since Gura is confirmed in Japan, actually.

>>71772152
it's been tolerable since she was around, more than anything
I'd be lying if I said I was happy, but even that fifteen minute appearance and 16 minute space keeps the madness away

>>71772055
/po/ is a magical place

>>71772152
The only strange thing has been the fatposter, but he's kind of a meme, I just laugh at his posts.

>>71772276
Yeah, things have felt a lot more okay this time, though for most of that day where they said Gura wouldn't make it to the karaoke stream I was falling into a full on doom and depression spiral, but then she actually showed up and I cried.

I wanna goom on Gura's fat rolls

>>71771759
She's surrounded by tard wranglers right now. While it doesn't sound like she's been eating great at the moment, no one's going to let my daughterwife get too bad.

You people are so cunnywhipped
I won't stop missing my sharkwife if she's gone for more than two days

>>71772617
She's eating the best conbini junk food right now

>>71772806
>I won't stop missing my sharkwife
I never stop missing her, even if she just ended stream 1 minute earlier I still miss her. But I no longer feel like killing myself while I wait now.

>>71772617
That little stinker looks like she's out to cause some trouble.

>>71762434
I need to sex with this fembud. Please Gura, pair me with that one...

Gura's unbleached winking butthole.

New DuDuL animation
https://twitter.com/Punished_DuDuL/status/1769895242373722518

>>71774096
CUTE

>>71774096
nice

>>71774096
derivative

>>71774096

shark mention by the doggos

>Gura was furious
Oh no no no

>>71774540
They just confirmed that she smelled GOOD

>>71774694
Of course, you think my overly self conscious shark wife is going to risk going somewhere where she knows she's going to be surrounded by people while smelling STINKY?

>>71774694
I walked past a really nice smelling girl in the supermarket, and it reminded me of Gura. Like it was a bit of light perfume or deodorant, but the kind that mixes well with the natural girl sweat scent. It was awesome. God I bet Gura smells fucking amazing. Smellfags know how to smell good.

>>71775007
Gura has stink glands. She can’t help it.

>>71775157
There's a reason she takes two baths a day.

>>71762434
>>71774539
He's so fast...

>>71774634
>>Gura was furious
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE

>>71755398
Why has there been no fanart of Gura as Dante and Biboo as Vergil fighting each other yet

>>71775533
guras artists don't care about biboo

>>71775533
I think there was something? I vaguely remember, maybe it was a mod? Or an animation?

>>71767165
Playing Have a Nice Death while listening to the Gura and Mumei ARK collab vod

I have been in talks with the wasps. They are currently shoring up their numbers, preparing for war with the shark. I've been trying to convince them to make peace. But they are planning a grand strike on the day of her return. I fear if I can't persuade them to embrace peace then she may not survive...

>>71774096
Was surprised to see that he’s a lolicon and that he’s open about it

>>71776061
?

>>71776018
Don’t bees fight wasps? She should release bees to help her fight the wasps.

>>71775533
It's not them fighting, but there's this one

>>71776102
I'm pretty sure bees get clapped by wasps, the only way they fight back is by cooking them by making a ball around the wasp and vibrating until they die from heat. But I think a lot of bees die in the process.

>>71776091
I’m a zoomerfag so I remembered him from when he used to do animations for H20Delirious so it was kinda jarring seeing him being into that kinda stuff
Not moralfagging btw, I don’t care about loli I just never expected him to be into it

>>71775533
Art concept that might become too real is generally frowned upon
aka they barely talk to each other so art of them fighting is uhhh

>>71776479
Never thought about it that way since a lot of biboo fans are just ex gura fans
Still though I don’t think gura would care

>>71776479
I want to see them fight for real. Gura would win, and when it's over Gura could rape Biboo with her dual shark cocks.

So how does fes work? The girls arent pre-recorded are they? Im interested to know how it looks in person for fans and fir the gals. I hope with the US office opening we will get some events in the states.

Also is there any library of all the fes stuff?

>>71776606
Gura would most likely never see that art since she's "busy"

>>71776459
Nta but I know that feeling. I was surprised to see that chuggaconroy is a sapling.

>Please hate her.

Gura
<---

>>71776018
that means it's time to unleash the Dinos upon them.

>>71776061
He's an artist whose oshi is gura, not that big of a leap to lolicon.

Dino

Bacon

Advance! If we lose here, how can we prevail when the stakes are higher?

>>71774096
>Shinobu banner
Based.

>>71776748
>girl who can’t even crush oreos is gonna beat a girl whose a living rock
anon….

>>71778001
She has senpai advantage. Plus her passive makes it so she can't take damage because she's too cute to be hit. She's also acquired the dwarf subclass recently so she's got type advantage against rock types.

>>71778154
You only get an advantage to masonry and dungeoneering but also low level light vision.

Is Gura a fembud?

Doggos called Gura cute and tiny T o T

>>71778284
She does keep Gura pictures in her room and as her desktop background, so maybe.

My oshi can beat up your oshi!

Is Gura a femboybud?

>>71777144
Stop noticing anti.

https://youtu.be/zBqFt4WZ_iU
https://youtu.be/zBqFt4WZ_iU

>>71778880
Technically she has a bussy, so yes.

>>71777206
To be fair Gura has more than a few fans who are anti loli. Testament to how great she is

>>71779440
My cute and tiny wife is doing such a good job and making eye contact and waving at everyone, I'm really so proud of her!
And so another falls to her enchanting eyes.

>>71779440
I love my wife's appropriate levels of stink.

>>71779440
On a side note, a fine addition to the "Gura tiny" collection
https://youtu.be/zBqFt4WZ_iU
https://youtu.be/SNB_Pi3sLBA
https://youtu.be/FQv8qNDznb0
https://youtu.be/4_DL_vRBHYs
https://youtu.be/15Zn2QSot_s?t=32
https://youtu.be/RSazh9AmgMU?t=17

>>71779909
GURA'S A DWARF!

>>71779440
just how small is this woman??

My cute dwarven wife

>>71779909
But I was told Gura gained 40 pounds...

>>71779909
Why wasn't Kiara looking down and Gura looking up during the MC part?

>>71779954
based and dwarfpilled

>>71780015
Because they are trained to keep their heads at a certain level anon.

>>71780015
You know you can look up without moving your entire head anon?

>>71780164
>>71780262
I refuse to believe Kiara of all people has any sort of discipline in this area.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769921275861065829

>>71780491
>>71780499
its over, its the final yab, now the chinks will never let go their hatred...

>>71780491
>>71780499
what? what does she even need to do there?

My wife spoke to us and she sounds happi!!

>>71780491
Zhangsisters don't look

WIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY WIFE

>>71780491
>>71780499
Unbelievably based and sharkpilled.

>visiting taipei
I wonder if this means more business?

is she actually going there or this is some kind of exclusive merch/event thing again?

>>71780620
I will stomp on chink heads if it comes to it

>gura vists taiwan
>china invades

>>71780491
>>71780499
Another aquarium collab?

MY WIFE IS AWAKE

>>71780491
>inb4 bing chilling short

AAAAAAAAAAÆ I LOVE MY WIFEEEEEEE

I'm excited for my shark wife bros

>>71780754
That's what I'm wondering, it seems out of nowhere.

more traveling, more stress and anxiety...
poor gura

>>71780843
Chumbuds, be ready to invade bugman mainland shore, bring them hell

>>71780843
>hundreds of thousands of chumbies volunteer to fight in WW3

I am not excited for my shark wife, bros
I don't want an endless train of events and work and busy streaks, fes is over and I want her back, fuck you taipei

>>71774096
>>71774539
gonna get punished again..

I thought she was busy doing more idol reps. Now she's gonna waste more time on stuff no one is ever gonna see

I was hoping she's do a fes tweet first, also no likes...

Post the bully soundpost I lost it.

>>71780708
Gee I fucking wonder
It seems other TW companies saw this and want in

>Her sushi merch sold so well they want to appoint her president
I would vote for you shasha

>>71780754
I would assume she's actually going, probably to see the collab. I wonder if other holos are going too. Honestly I think the collab is cool but I wish she wouldn't go, I don't want her any closer to that side of the world other than being in Japan

>>71781060
GURA IS THE TAIWAN PRESIDENT LETS GOOOOOOO

This is all an elaborate scheme to recruit us into the armed forces when China attacks and starts WWIII in 2 days. And yes I will join cause Gura is under siege.

>>71781060

>>71780843
>>71780964
somebody call for an earth shaker?

>>71781184
MAIN GUN READY
FIA!!!!

>>71781060
She doesn't need to be in person for that, in fact it's better she doesn't meet people in person because that's what her manager is for. It's 100% to see the sushi collab

>Busy busy haha!
Just take care of yourself, my wife...

>>71779766
>To be fair Gura has more than a few fans who are anti loli.
do they draw and animate her constantly? If not then not a fair comparison.

SHE IS GOING TO TAIWAN?! Mr Xi GET DOWN!!!

ah great that seems to have activated the 'it's never fucking getting better' part of my brain, great

>>71780491
in all seriousness, is Taiwan even a good country to visit? is it like hong kong or saudi arabia where if you arent anywhere built for rich tourists youre basically in the slums?

>>71781150
listening to shinkiro from my chopper while i shoot those chinese?
count me in

>>71779440
You guys think Gura is the smallest Holo member irl?

9 streams in 3 months it's fucking sad

>>71781391
What you mean?

>>71781317
They have made fan art but I can’t say if it’s constantly since I don’t use twitter

>>71781391
>>71781490

>>71781398
regularly visiting that country, Taiwan feels like a lite version of japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vqjRx66TA

>>71781552
Are you retarded?

>>71780491
>>71780499
I live in Taiwan...

>>71780620
Chinks don’t hate gura just like they don’t hate aqua. They find excuses for those two in particular

when is she coming the the Philippines

>>71779440
I never got the super short impression from the image of guras roommate we've all see, it really makes me question how short she is when they all react this way. Just how smol is this shork

>>71781490
I mean it's never fucking getting better, more trips, more work, more everything except just spending time together, biggest event and workload of the year just ended and it still keeps happening

>>71781675
now you can hunt for shark poop in taipei sewer

>>71781490
nta but there will always be more meetings, behind the scenes work, trips, sponsorships, projects, practice, recordings, etc.
always more excuses to not stream
2021 is never coming back

>>71781706
not gonna happen, she will be raped there

小鲨鲨真可爱!

>>71781479
that would be impressive as most of them are japanese... gura really is a dwarf...

>>71781781
not even 2022 is coming back, this is fucked

>>71781781
I unironically want another holo to get more subs than Gura so she can be left in peace and goes back to stream.

>>71780620
anon, chinks forgive gura, they always find more excuse for her
also, if someone can force CCP and ROC to make peace, its gura

>>71781060
It's crazy they havent released more figures, or kept the ones they did make available. Clearly Gura sells merch, do they not want that money or is it not very profitable for cover?

>>71781791
yea me

poor gura…..
she is an idol, not a mascot
she is a streamer, not a merch seller

>>71780491
>>71780499
That was not a good idea for her. Laws do not work the same in other places so people will end up getting photos and posting them. Hololive knows better and should get her manager to do things like that and only have Gura stream to them nothing more. Same goes for work in the USA have her stream nothing more no showing up in person its more safe for her that way.

Gura is a Vocaloid.

>>71780620
Nah, it's carefully chosen words. The PRC's official line is that Taiwan is "Chinese Taipei." Taipei is the capitol city of Taiwan, so it was referenced specifically to fall in line with China's propaganda enforcement keyboard warriors. She'll be fine.

>>71781781
>Gura is becoming a big IP like Mickey Mouse
>It's somehow a bad thing

>>71781890
Japan works on an artificial scarcity model, they make little of something for it to sell quick.

I've been hit with a wave of despair, I wish my high could have lasted longer...

>>71781893
stay away from my shark crisanto

>>71781992
She's becoming a Miku.

Anyone got clips of Gura speaking Chinese? I remember seeing the ad in Taiwan with Gura in it.
She sounds like an 8yr old. It was adorable.

>>71781992
it is. we literally see her less and less the bigger she gets.

>>71781781
No matter how much you personally would prefer something else, at a certain point you just have to realize that time and that level of activity WAS the outlier, and stop expecting it to come back, because you’re literally just creating frustration for yourself that no longer reflects reality.

>>71782004
I do get that at this point but clearly a large (or even most) of theses sales are from western audiences. They could leave them available just for western markets and rake in money. Even just making more and better dakis would net them so much mooney.

>>71781984
i thought cover pulled out of china specifically so they didnt have to carefully choose their words anymore

>>71782066
but she already is a vocaloid, there are so many AI songs of her.

She's already in Taipei check the Discord

>>71782102
I'm not sure if anyone is left who cares beyond menhera retards like me and I should probably sack up and get out before I end up killing myself for real

>>71782100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0HpxG84vs

sorry for posting my own video

Wonder if she is going to do any singing there. Also some Mogura.
https://files.catbox.moe/f86xkr.png

>>71781992
>Gura is becoming a big IP like Mickey Mouse
who tf would want that? do you just like how popular she is and dont actually care about streams?

Hang in there, Gura!
You'll find your way back home soon.

>>71781992
It is not BAD, but it comes art a cost,as in, no streaming, or videos or spaces, fuck I don't even want gaming streams anymore, just a one hour free chat a week would be great.

So, what is she doing in Taipei? She mentioned being busy for the several days in the future in the twitter space and now she starts this tweet with "busy busy!!" What the hell are they having her do all the time?

>>71782215
Discord?

>>71782244
>all theese people gathered to watch a 10 second add
I don't know how to feel about it, did they know it was gonna be just that?

Gura is already in Taipei btw

>>71782311
Sharking around

>>71781992
Depending on what kind of fan you are it kinda is. Im proud of her but the more she blows up, the more corporate she gets, and the less she streams then the more untouchable she becomes. I love her more than anything, I know it's extremely unlikely I would ever get a chance to be with her, but one part about hololive that was always nice is how close the talents felt to their fans. I don't want her to feel out of touch, I want her to keep feeling like a close friend. Something that is slowly changing sadly.

>>71782369
Gawr Gura is famous here chumbie

Japan is close to Taiwan, the opportunity is too good to pass up I think, calm down drama queens

>>71779440
Still i can't believe there is a white american girl so tiny, even for japanese standards.
And a girl who embrace it, not like some womanlet who overcompensate being a bimbo midget

>>71782371
Proof next thread

>>71782418
Tell Gura that except the part about being with her romantically

>>71782462
I'll calm down when she stops finding new reasons not to stream

>>71782462
Ministry of Transport invited her to become mass transit mascot for taipei

>>71782492
Anon people have, repeating it over and over isn't gonna help. Also I would tell her about the second part too, because she would blush and enjoy it.

>>71782551
also if everything is on the plan, she become the ambassador for taipei too

>>71782569
No they haven't. Someone needs to have the balls to tell her that most of her fans are tired of this project hell and we just want to spend time with her.

>>71782462
my dick is close to my balls so gura should also be there soon

>>71782311
>What the hell are they having her do all the time?
She's sometimes not allowed to say, and half the time she doesn't even really know. She just does what she's asked to do and hopes for the best.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769928698462196166
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769928698462196166
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769928698462196166

>>71782511
I hope you know this 100% proves they have her doing a lot of work and the reason she can not stream that much. You need to think the meetings and other things they have her doing takes up a lot of her time and some of this stuff takes a long time to get done and so she spends all that time in meetings and recording a things here and there and when the stuff starts happening she ends up not streaming because of the loads of work that follows and all the traveling and other stuff that comes along with it. You need to think she does this work for both us and her self because of her dreams but I don't see her keeping up this kind of thing forever so Id say around 10 years or less from now she will stop and retire so if I was you I would enjoy the time we have with her why we have it.

>>71782481
see her twitter

>>71782371

>>71782811

>>71782811
how did u know before that

>>71782839
>>71782762

Gura is too powerful.

>>71781890
I’m a little confused are you asking about stock or variety? Well I guess it doesn’t matter the big reason is Cover is incompetent or they don’t like Gura’s success. When they do these collabs Cover gathers their data and gives the company a range they could go with for safe profits. I personally think it’s the latter instead of the former since Gura has never undersold anything, in fact she’s broken multiple records on a company to company basis. These same issues do not happen with micomet, pekora, or marine however. Technically it doesn’t happen to Mori either but she doesn’t come anywhere close in sales.

>>71782883

My dumb sharkwife...

>>71782371
OMFG GURA I LOVE YOU. I just seen the tweet!!! Stay safe and don't let anyone hurt you and if they are everyone is here to help you
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769928698462196166
Take some time for your self after this you have earned it thank you for working hard I hope you do get to enjoy life having to do all this work.

Gura is going to be the new Authoritarian leader of Taiwan. Source? Trust me.

What's in Taipei that she needed to go there

>>71782551
When will she become the ambassador of sex

Did other mems go?

>>71782959
sponsorship meetings

>>71782883
Someone posted this in the discord, must have been speculation from that. Guess that might really be her handwriting then.

>>71782959
me

>>71782883
nta but the discord posted a picture

i dont like this shes tweeting too much

>>71782883
It's pretty standard opsec for anyone concerned not to forecast movements
Which means if you hear rumblings about something it's already happened

AAAAAAAAAAA THE VISIONS! THE VISIONS ARE BACK!

>>71783187
What do your elf eyes see

>>71783121
yeah she's already back in the US

>>71783053
She wouldn't deal with people like that in person, that's what her manager is for. This was for food

what...? thats an obvious lie isnt it? fes ended just yesterday no shot they have her physically hauled over to taipei... me thinks the first tweet is 2 months late, just before the taipei ad, but why would she be there now so close to the fes?

>>71782182
It's not that simple chumbud. In the business world it's best to tiptoe around international saber rattling. For everyone's sake.

>>71783037
If the leak from Lap+ darkness and her sponsor was true when they was upset at her and all that was posted on 5chan with the Gura tv information leak a month before hand then they are having her do the sex thing and she is doing it more often than not. I just hope she is safe and that was untrue but after that was posted all the time ago I don't know hard to disprove.

>>71781992
Anyone going full corpo will always be a bad thing. I never signed up for that.

>>71782462

>>71782637
she has outright responded to a supa saying that spending time to her means more than the endless projects and gave an aw how sweet, and that was before she left for five months
nothing helps, no one will bother anymore, this is it

Gura omnipresent

>>71783259
she would never travel to yet another place in the middle of the stressful holofes period if it wasnt cover forcing her to do it for business reasons

>>71783267
it's not like it's on the other side of the world bro

>Overly secretive when it comes to traveling in the US and Japan
>Just outright announces she's going to Taipei

Wife is everywhere at once.

i love her opsec, she is good

>>71783324
Anon we can see her signature, it was for the sushi thing. They aren't gonna make her meet potential new partners in person, that's a horrible opsec practice and Gura wouldn't do it.

What if the manager took this opportunity to confiscate her passport while at japan and she is forced to go Taiwan next

>>71783393
Yeah, it is odd. I'm wondering if she really is already back home by now.

>>71783314
>>71783400
*blocks your path*

>>71783393
Retard

>>71783284
behead all nijinigs and the CEO

>>71783393
My wife is not very smart. Please be patient with the choices she makes.

GURA WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN TWEE-Oh there it is.

Nice.

>>71783393
>>71783393
Maybe the tweet was supposed to be for Feb 19 and she's just lying.

i hope goob eats salman sushi

>>71783284
Is the lap thing from last year or is this something else?

just face it man. she's being flown out to taiwan by cover to service her new ojisan "business partners". and im gonna masturbate while thinking about it.

I don't know why that tweet attracted the shitposters but alright

Also funny that she scheduled it for x:58, I always do the same thing

>Another trip while on her trip
Bros I'm tired of this when is she coming back?

>>71783690
Everything Gura does and doesn't do attracts shitposters.

She never went to Taipei retards. She signed a single panel that was shipped to Taiwan. End of the story. Why would she go there??? There isn’t a single reason for it. She is probably still in japan recording stuff or going home and taking her usual small vacation after the stressful JP arc.

Imagine thinking Gura would announce an actual traceable location with all the CCTV everywhere…

Gura made sure to announce she's going to Taiwan because she HATES China that much

>>71783690
she is important, unlike their oshi

>>71782764
nta. that's incredibly depressing, also how is this "for us" it literally just takes her away from us. It's not like I don't want her to do projects at all, I want to support her and her dreams, but I also want to be part of it, not just an afterthought.

She’s in Mokgolo Tepei? Isn’t that in Peru??

>>71783767
based gura but chinese will forgive her

>>71783767
based if true

>>71783690
My wife is the protagonist of this board. She farts, everyone comes to sniff, and not just chumbuds.

>>71783071
When did they post it?

>>71783741
just like she was totally lying about going to japan?

>>71782764
>10 years
Brother, do you realize how long 10 years is? The world will be a completely different place in 10 years. Laws will be different, the worldview will be different, tech will have changed, a shit ton of stuff evolves in a whole ass decade. The people we know now, vtubers or not, will likely not be here at the end of that timespan.
Time waits for no one.

>>71783845
>Mokgolo Tepei
No she's in Göbekli Tepe studying Ancient Atlantian roots and starting a cult based on it.

Gura should visit mongolia.

>>71783913
about 30 minutes ago

>>71783304
timestamp onegai

>>71783983
what do they got up there?

>>71783913
33 minutes ago.

6654..

>>71782158
Oh I should’ve waited before responding. Collabs can’t be run year round, I don’t know the legal reasoning but it’s issues with copyright they only lend out the rights. It’s why they keep asking for more Gura months apart. On the other hand Cover focuses their stuff away from Gura. Link your wish was probably the last time Cover tried to use Gura as a gravy train. The big 6 JP members finally reached mainstream appeal, they were able to get Mori a record deal, and Kobo blew up. Outside of stuff we knew was on the way since 2021 she had no new deals. It wasn’t until their IPO released that Gura got a huge influx of jobs, most likely because the official numbers on her previous collabs could be used. Long post to say take it up with cover to make a Gura box

I can't believe this is how WW3 starts...

>>71784032
i mean...

>>71783971
That’s the word I was thinking of. Thank you chumbie

>>71784035
Mongoloids

>>71784178
hœh

She's going to the moon next "We do this and the other thing not because it is easy but because there is cheese on the moon".

>>71784178
God I wish that were me