/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

>>71778896

IT'S IN THE GAME

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Kaya.

Pipkiss

So Eimi understands the steamed hams joke but does she understand the complicated and nuanced joke that is sneed?

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

I really like Runie Ruse

YOU ARE ALL STINKY, SMELL NERDS!

Did Dizzy really bodysnatch someone in her lore? That's my fetish.

>>71779028

>>71778896
>>71778987
NOW (Literally right now)
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | LIVE | Izakaya Opening w/ Kaya)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqeJVXy6JXA

SOON
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 20m | Jong, Ranked)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 1h20m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 1h20m | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMc_7qAM3U

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 4h20m | Sixty Four)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia & Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 6h20m | Keep Talking and No One Explodes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlxsxEZ39w4
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h20m | Drawing Membership Emotes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY5HuxDJZ-g

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 3h20m | Pizza Tower)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lQiXFKKr30

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule again this week :c
>Form to submit cringe RP scripts for the Hina & Eimi collab later this week https://twitter.com/eimiisami/status/1768827948650369136

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Saya, Muyu, Yuu

Amogass

>>71779190
>He doesn't know
Watch her debut, newfag/tourist-chama.

>day 1 of improving my diet and lifestyle
>pay attention to calories
>everything has so much
What the fuck bros, a single slice of cheese has like 120 calories... This is so hard I think I might die.

>>71779028
she doesn't seem to understand steamed hams at all because the key element was Chalmers was under the impression that he was getting served steamed clams before the plate of Krusty Burgers were placed in front of him.
"No, I said steamed HAMS" explaining that's how he refers to hamburgers where he's from. Chalmers is dubious because he's familiar with that area too and never heard them referred to in that fashion. This is my 20 year old memory.

>>71779169
Lisa gives handjobs for weed.

>>71779169

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Why do these two sound so zooted

What did Kaya just ask Eimi? I wasn't paying attention

>>71779169
>SMELL NERDS
fix your ritual post

>>71779169

Why was Dizzy so upset yesterday?

>>71779278
they are zooted?

>>71779169
Lisa drugged robbed and raped my oshi Pipkin Pippa and then lead her around Walmart naked on a leash.

>>71779278
I kinda like chill hamster

>>71779278
They probably are.
Hot.

>>71779240
Just get fat free, I use 30 cal slices
Anything high calorie you can think of, you can make a lower calorie variant.

>>71779322
no dick

>>71779322
because woman

>>71779240
Just workout more

Dizzy's pungent hag farts inhaled at point blank nostril to butthole range

>>71779044
Love yourself

>>71779240
It was pretty easy for me, I just cut out excessive snacking and useless drinks, like coffee.

>>71779302
How new?

>>71779322
Going to a funeral on the weekend. Also brought up somebody close to her in the hospital awhile ago. Rrat says family died.

>>71779169
>SMELL NERDS
phaser for this feel?

>>71779240
Swiss cheese has less sodium in it if you're interested. It's an acquired taste though. But try to keep grains and dairy products at a low. Chips are the worst because the body has trouble processing the trans fat substitutes that chips use in the USA. Causes a lot of shits.
Baked potatoes are filling and full of potassium, though I prefer them quartered.

>>71779240
Just look at the price tag

>>71779481
Coffee has no calories retard

>>71779494
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE NOW

>>71779240
only eat a pint of ice cream a day and you'll lose weight

>>71779506
Aww, that's tragic. Dizzy love

>>71779560
It does when you add shit to it, which is the only way it tastes good.

It was a mistake to do my reps.
Should have just left it at funny anime woman.
https://litter.catbox.moe/0runge.jpg
she's super fucking cute aaaah

>>71779510
Pippa and Wemi >>71779621

>>71779506
I got an aunt on her last days too. Lotta that going around. It looked like she was genuinely happy doing some game shopping, so happy to see that.

>>71779621
Shit coffee tastes bitter which is why people add sugar. Good coffee is great and requires nothing, sometimes just a dash of milk to cool it down

>>71779510
Wemi

>>71779630
who

>>71779630
>Goslings are doxxschizos
Glum but not unexpected

>>71779643
>Hime just ending her entire career
Why would you show me this sad event?

>>71779630
Kill yourself

>>71779240
>counting calories
Just start smoking, you get slim and smarter.
>b-but muh lung
Just don't inhale lol ez

>>71778896
>>71778987
>>71779233

How do I cope with Runie not being my wife

>>71779630
Lumi?!

>>71779630
one of the JPs?

Is Shiina's crab hoodie model effectively her 2.0 model too?
I also know Panko got a rig update but it's not a full 2.0
When will Airi get a tongue like Clara?

So is this one of Eimi's oomfies?
They feel very comfortable around each other

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

We are one step closer to a prospective jong collab with filian, pippa, tenma, and lumi

>>71779621
Your tastebuds are fucked up from too much sugar
>>71779690
Sometimes if I have leftover cream from making a stew or dessert I'll add splashes of it to my coffee to get some caramel notes

>>71779876
yeah, airi is due for a model update

>>71779240
Calorie numbers are borderline worthless if you're just focused on weightloss. You want to pay attention to the nutrients you're putting into your body, cheese (Dairy) has a lot of fat, bread and grains have a lot of Carbs, shit like that is what you need to be paying attention too. Cutting calories is literally the same as simply starving yourself, but with more steps. There are far better ways of improving your diet.

>>71779576
>The devil on your right shoulder.
>>71779743
>The angel on your left one.

>those giggles
>that cough
Yeah they been taking some hard rips

>buy that tenga, anon! it feels just like Pippa, I promise!

>71779630
Lumi is white....

>>71779876
ugh, long hag wolf tongue slobbering all over my cock and balls

>>71779901
No Lumi. Bring in Mari.

>>71779895
do you think they've held hands

>>71779941
Lisa would never say that

>>71779901
NO MORE JONG

Thread implosion in 10 minutes

>>71779941
>spent $3k on a new model
>it's worse
What would you do in this situation

>>71779941
p-promise?

>>71779630
Stop posting my gf thank you

Reminder that Lumi has super long hair.

>>71779630
jerry?

>>71779941
I'll never forget how good the taimanin sakura onahole was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcS_aI158o
is there a planned roblox collab soon?

I think we should get the jongers and homobeggers and dump them in a vat of acid.

>>71780048
Had*

>>71779876
Shiina said her normal model is getting an update to have the same tracking and animations as the crab suit

>Lia 5 am stream
How is Rinmama okay with her turning into a stinky neet

>>71780107
Even after she cut it. It's still long.

>>71780028
she did it to match her body type/personality more i think? it wasn't about just the looks

>>71780039
into the void...

I like this Ninja so far even if she talks like she's either in a state of utter panic/high as a kite/both

Ritual post if you are a cuck poster.

I wish femanon was that cute.

>>71779876
>>71779910
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THROW MICHIRU, NASA AND THE OTHER ONE A BONE? THEIR MODELS ARE PREHISTORIC.

>>71780048
good I wish more women had long hair, like down to their ass long

>>71780199
If that matches how she acts and dresses more then she DEFINETELY gives handjobs for weed and it's not just a meme.

>>71780156
Rinmama preys on the guys Lia lures in.

>>71780255
This would make a good ritual
But an even better jigg

When is Fish doing a Gundam SEED watchalong?

>>71780156
Lia has always been a stinky fujo neet and there's nothing rinmama can do to change it.

>>71780084
It isn't Jelly, Jelly has a cute round face

>>71780284
>Didn't even remember deerpits

>>71780263
>He wasn't there when the femanons came out of hiding

https://files.catbox.moe/s4qm5n.png

>>71779044
kill yourself

>>71779916
>Calorie numbers are borderline worthless if you're just focused on weightloss
I lost 45 pounds by doing nothing but reducing the amount of food I eat.

>>71780307
Oh god yes Lia please throw me to your mom
I will tear that hag up RARU!!!!

>>71780355
>He fell for the /soc/ edits.
Retard

>>71778877
lumi owes me sex and marriage

>>71780255
>100 posts in
You're slipping.

[Eimi News] Kaya has intercourse with Eimi.

>>71779876
>>71780284
I like janky and basic models better, I miss old fubuki design

>>71780355
Literally all of those were fake.

>>71780355
WAO

>>71780370
>I lost wieght by literally starving myself
Yeah no shit retard, doesn't mean it's a good way to do it

>>71780355
UOOOOOHHHHH

I think I'm finally gonna make it bros. My boss has set a date for me to be sent to China this summer for training. She is also investing $5k into me for more training. That's more than I spent on my shitty degree. I'm gonna be the most valuable person at the company. I might be a little too good for phase now. Now that I'm a successful businessman, should I watch a larger agency like hololive or should I look for 2view indie streamers to groom?

I wonder how many doxxes are just random women

>>71780355
it was a ruse anon...

>>71780255
>>71780318
https://jiggie.fun/MTpzhA

>>71779240
I lost 2 stone when the cornershop started only selling blue milk instead of green milk. I only drink milk and sometimes tea when I wake up/go to bed.

>>71780426
I like her new model as well. And I hope they just tune Gura up and not overhaul her.

>>71779630
This is Clara.

>>71779240
>find a nice bbq sauce recipe that sounds good
>2 cups of ketchup that has high fructose corn syrup in it
>1/2 cup packed brown sugar
>realize I'd probably be better off just using generic brand bbq sauce which is probably better in the long run

>>71780389
I posted this.

How is this Kaya woman less charismatic than Eimi fucking Isami?

>>71780471
Didn't read but this image is insanely hot

>>71780394
Its so over for me I saw the thread close way too late.

Honestly dizzy should staple my ballsack to a hot piece of charcoal

>>71780355
lol

>>71780526
Clara is asian???!

>>71780526
It's clearly Pippa retard

>>71780471
>job will require direct interaction with mainlanders
I'm sorry to hear that anon, wish you well

>>71780471
>sent to China this summer for training
hahahaha
have fun

It's funny seeing Eimi fuck with this girl.

>>71780449
You will not lose weight unless you have a caloric deficit, anon.

Straight haired Eimi would be kind of cute...

>>71780497
You guys already basically finished it lmao

>>71779242
indeed, she missed that element of the joke

>>71780611
not flat enough

>>71780449
>reducing calories by a few hundred
AIEEE IM STARVING

>>71780600
She wishes.

Guys can I have some Eimi porn?

The Pooch is Jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w

>>71780537
The vast majority of American sauces are almost entirely sugar. They're as bad for you as soda.

>>71779242
Well it's an Albany expression.

>>71780648
>>71780449
better to do so with exercise and maintaining a healthy diet

>>71780648
Just eat better and work out. Not that hard, starving yourself is just gonna make you recover all the lost weight with interests.

Whenever I get an old Phase VOD collab that included Yuri I get sad

>>71780724

>>71780766

>>71779240
Start small and go from there. Some easy first steps:
>Ban soda
>Ban ice cream
>Eat plenty of fiber (like through oats or vegetables), since they occupy plenty of space with relatively few calories and they also improve digestion
>Abundant water (waterbros have a point)

>>71779240
I don’t pay attention to calories. I look at the ingredients and if it’s got goylsop or funky shit in it I put it back

>>71780804
WAO

I miss 30ma :(

>>71780804
Hot

>>71779630
Lumi is pretty cute

Panko where?

>>71780648
Depends entirely on your metabolism and how much physical labor you do day. If you're a fat slob that wakes up and doesn't get off your computer until you go back to sleep then sure, just eating less will probably help. But also if that's all you do all day every day then you probably just deserve to be fat.

>>71780894
I would pound 30ma’s feminine little bussy

>>71780894
I miss Larry, 30ma, and Peter, I wanted to matepress their bussies (no homo)

>>71780802
the lia backrooms collab...

>>71779916
>Calorie numbers are borderline worthless if you're just focused on weightloss.
Stop giving fitness advice retard-chama

Love you Pippa.

>>71779630
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

>>71781002
What we getting for April Fools this year, anons?

>>71780972
>>71780801
>>71780799
Losing weight through all these methods is still losing weight via a caloric deficit at the end of the day.

>>71779916
>>71780449
Are you trolling

>>71780648
Why do so many Americans believe calorie count = fat? Is it a lack of education? It's a measure of energy you retard.

>>71780476
This one wasn't random but no one needs to know.

>>71781007
tan smiling chinese man

>>71780215

>>71781076
Last year was the uruka one right? Also what was the 4chan one, it was pretty shit but I can't remember.

imagine not permacutting

>>71781050
pippa LOVE!

>>71781007

was the doxx Tenma?

>>71780799
Expending more calories while not intaking any more is the same as expending the same but intaking less. Yes it's better to exercise alongside a healthy diet, but most people eat way more than they need to and can very simply cut the snacks and lose weight.

>>71780449
How fat are you? Disgusting fat fuck. Have some self control.

>>71781197
ChatGPT?

>>71781225
hey alright

>>71781137
>Is it a lack of education
It literally is, nowhere in the states is any form of nutrition or fitness taught unless you go to college for it. People are just going off on hand-me-down knowledge they got from when their mom was on a fatkins diet, or random shit they google

>>71781222
nigga how fat are you

>>71780284
This but Michiru should move to her loli model

>>71780841
This is better when you spoiler it

>>71781227
no

Any streams?

>>71781069
Can confirm

>>71781316
Rare low energy, chill Eimi is collabing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqeJVXy6JXA

>>71781137
The human body stores excess energy in the form of adipose tissue, we measure it in calories
in fact its 3500 calories = 1 lb fat or (.0023123 gigabongs if youre from europe)

>>71781316
https://youtu.be/zhUO1STU-jg

>>71779240
it's good to make sure you're not blowing out your calorie intake. but of equal (arguably greater) importance is to make sure the ingredients aren't shit. regardless of your calories, make sure you cut out at minimum additional sugar (corn syrups, etc) and soi (in its various forms). zero tolerance on that shit.

>>71781230
>Cut the snacks and lose weight
I agree, I thought you was suggesting some bulimia kind of shit.

>>71781279
eating is xp waste

>>71781373
Anon are you stupid

>>71780156
>>71780333
Inherently not a NEET by virtue of being both a Vtuber and in college.

>>71781316
See
>>71780766

>>71781365
Grim

>>71781373
How do you get bulimia from caloric deficit

>Meta has a new Twitter clone out called Face Connect
Uh oh phasers, that's a little too close to Phase Connect. They'll cast a shadow over us that we will never grow in. What should the new company name be?

I expect to see you picofags in our friendlies later

>>71778896
>>71778987
>>71779233
>>71779818

>>71781365
CIA

>>71780551
She's scared. Fuck if I know why.
It's Eimi like come on.

who are these people? who is cody?

>>71780537
Mustard and vinegar based BBW sauces are way better

>>71781509
buy an ad

>>71781420
>Out of college
>barely streams

>>71781469
Didn't they already have Threads as their failed twitter killer last year?

>the crimes of pippa pipkin

>>71781524
>BBW sauce

>>71781373
>I thought you was

chances Pippa is watching the lawyer stream about her?

>>71781509
Not vtubers

>>71779278
>zooted
What abomination have you dragged in from tiktok or twitter or whatever?

>>71781509
Phase Connect?

>>71781487
Not happening, I only tolerate this shit for my dog

I've not been paying attention, is Pippa actually there

>>71781365
yikes and cringe

>>71781606

eimi...

>>71781588
100%

>>71781509
It's awful bros...

>>71780771
Only in my quest to find non high fructose corn syrup ketchup did I find most products in the US have it in this vicious cycle
>spend billions subsidizing everything that has corn syrup in it
>more people get fat
>spend billions to not make them fat
>then pay everyone to make them fat again

>>71781601
>Zooted
>tiktok / twitter word
Anon, are y o u the zoomer here?

I don't like this collab but how else do I get my fix of Eimi

Eimi is microwave ready.

This is a Phase Connect Vtuber related post
https://jiggie.fun/0JC9hw

>>71781509
Fucking gator is still at it.

>>71781677
its the nig spic syscle

Eimirrito UUUUUUUUU

>>71781365
What a fucking faggot holy shit. Fishman should copyright strike him.

I love these old collabs

>>71781715
Just wait for tomorrow hamtard, we're getting lovey dovey time with Eimi (possibly a zatsu)

>>71781716
the voice changer really makes it

>>71781137
>>71781274
>>71780449
It is physically impossible to gain weight if you eat less than you normally do.
If you put in 5lb of food, that 5lb has to go somewhere.
If you eat 4lb, then thats a whole less pound your body has to process.
It may not directly translate into calories, but the diets of the average person are so disastrous to begin with that any reduction of food intake will be a net benefit.
This shit is just fucking obvious. You eat less you lose weight. You think its some big conspiracy that people who are in places with scarce food just happen to be thinner? That if you're sick and dont eat you also lose weight?
Fat people are rotten to the core. Just stop fucking eating you disgusting fucking pig.

>>71781509
I kinda wanna watch just because the topic is Pippa but
>3 males on stream

>>71781524
>BBW sauces

>>71781750
*cycle

>>71781716
That other girl is cute can we trade Eimi for her

Eimi is a dirty fucking RRAT

>>71781782
This was the off collab right?

>>71779240
because the foods you are used to eating have high caloric density which is why you are fat
other things that are roughly 120 calories: three cups of broccoli, six cups of mushrooms, a cup of green peas, an entire pound of spinach

>>71781509
None of them are married, are they?
They really think this is there shot.
Pippa is too powerful.

>>71781363
No it doesn't, it stores excess glucose/protein/fat as adipose tissue so you should really be giving more of a shit about how much of those you're consuming and less of how much raw energy (which is actually converted to heat) those macronutrients are giving you. Obviously the sheer amount of food itself is a factor. Americans love to shovel food in obscene quantities down their gullets and are surprised when they gain weight. "Reducing calories" is an NPC's mindset to weight loss.

My one and only burrito.

>Watching 3 m*les talk about Pippa
This is some kind of cuckoldry. Who do you think feels more powerful?

>>71781903
Gator is trying to groom her since day 1. Even claiming he was the one who discovered her.

>>71782006
what the fuck

>>71781509
You guys do know the title is satire... right?

I eat eggs every day

>>71782011
Anon /pcg/ is a hundred something men talking about Pippa

>>71782069
Erina...

>>71782037
Is it the same fucking guy who was on Selen's fan discord that was just a piece of shit all around, or is it a different person?

>>71781814
I hate this manipulated image, it doesn't do my wife justice.

>>71782084
We also have bitos and gumis.

Why are so many capipis brown?

>pippa makes a retarded collab choice
>capipis seethe
>pippa does a single solo stream
>capipis goslingpost
>pippa makes a retarded collab choice
>capipis seethe
>pippa does a single solo stream
>capipis goslingpost
this cycle is getting quite old desu

>>71782069
Phaser for this feel?

>>71782069
people who say eggs bad are fat and disgusting
people who say eggs good are fit and beautiful
grug think eggs good

Pippa is super popular now. I remember when she used to read every chatter's name.

>>71782006
You could say she overcooked

>Some anons said cutting calories is a bad way to lose weight and you should focus on what you're eating and to exercise
>Other anons have a melty that cutting calories is a valid way to lose wieght
>No anon understands the point the others are trying to make
Reading comprehension itt is fucking grim

>>71781601
Zooted is not a new term and I've been saying it since before you were probably born.

>>71781365
>>71781509
The grimmest shit I've ever seen

>>71782168
Does this work?

>>71782203
Saya

>>71782219
Secret karoke end screen my beloved...

>>71780526
>>71780600
That's just the gym rat anonymous found. He's taking his ban and dating a woman, not a vtuber/

>>71782168
Ember is so pretty.

>>71782241
Please stop eating like a pig anon

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71782253
It is acceptable.

>>71780799
Working out can also help you hit a caloric deficit

>>71782168
It's just a meme.

>>71782179
gumis are cute single girls like miia

>>71778341
>The gold is the main thing, "there's a shitload of treasure at the sierra madre" is the big draw of the DLC, but also the hologram gun is strong as hell and it's a finale to several character arcs.
>hologram gun
Did she get that?

I want this hot dog.

>>71782219
I miss hearing her dynamic duo the Rustys.

>>71782372
You can't not get it. It's forced into your inventory at the start of the DLC.

>>71782359
Why waste an hour working out when I can simply just not eat from the start

>>71782153
I don't know shit about Selen sorry.

>hina: eimi is totally mentally stable

>>71782241
Eat less. Its literally that simple. No keto, no gluten free, no anti-carbs, or weight watchers, or jenny Craig, or carnivore, or atkins, or whatever. Just EAT LESS.

>>71782486
keto can actually help with eating less while remaining sated though

>>71782486
I did this, all it did was make me skinnyfat. Its a gross bodyshape, you need to work out. You just have to. What your body will do is burn fat in all places except around your stomach.

>>71782528
This retarded faggot is actually recommending Keto lmao

>>71782203
Unironically femanon

>>71782486
Get off your sloppy pig ass and go for a walk anon, burn those fucking calories and you can eat as much as you want retard. It's literally that simply

>>71782404
same. though at this point i'd settle for the return of the loading screens

>>71782203
>>71782616

>>71779630
That's a loooong head

>>71782416
You make a good point. I was just trying to clarify that a caloric deficit doesn't mean you're starving yourself

>>71782616
I will cook femanon a delicious and healthy meal and make her eat all of it.

>>71782037
He likes to come here sometimes to argue about it too.

>>71782528
keto worked out pretty good for me, but after two months I basically couldn't shit and a doctor had to excavate back there to unclog.
Fucking awful experience.

>>71782675
the real ioriposter...

>>71781509
krampus was right about everything

>>71782725
Nigger you're still supposed to eat veggies on Keto.

>>71782616
we managed to get her to eat 2 eggs today

>>71782587
on the contrary, i dont recommend any full diet of any type, rather there are lessons from keto you can apply to help reach your goals. full keto is not healthy.

when do they start talking about pippa

>>71780526
Yeah but we've evidently got a lot of tourists that don't do reps.

>>71782785
we can fix her

>>71782627
It doesn't matter how much you work out if you're pouring endless sugar down your gullet. If you're drinking 6 cans of soda and eating 3 bags of doritos a day, you cannot move enough in one day to offset that. You have to cut out the slop.

>>71782627
>burn 100 calories on a walk
>reward yourself with a donut
>get fatter

>>71781710
>>71782241
>Answers but says nothing
After some research it's a repurposed stoner term. As if you didn't already have a dictionary's worth of terms for pot smoking.
You know what that says about me? I do.

>>71782668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_8cibXpPc
Soul...

I found my meds.
Lucy, Gloomi, Lumi, Beeko, Panko, Alice, Jelly, Peeba, Pippa, Wemiko, Wemi, Sleepa, Sleepy, Nasa cat, Nasa, Ashelia, Lia, Yumu, Muyu, Claira, Airi, and Clara are all separate entities.

>>71782927
Glad you’re back on track anon, I was really getting worried about you

>>71782923
that song with the girl with the controller was actually my favorite loading screen. i should go pull it out for a soundpost when i'm less lazy

Does LIsa? You know...

>>71782927
>The ops got Kramer
Grim

>>71782927
Phase coffee is some real shit.

the first step to weight loss is cutting out soda, including the diet drinks. the second step is to be more active and increase your metabolism: walking, excercise (i dont recommend running if you are overweight as running while unfit with week legs will destroy your knees). the final step is the harshest: calorie counting and cutting. you will be hungry when losing weight. nothing you can do about it.

Are fruits high in calories? I kind of like eating bananas apples and mangoes I can probably go hard eating those instead of processed snacks.

>>71782416
i bought a hard ddr pad at the start of the year and just play for like 2 hours straight every day. i already feel way better physically, it's the only thing resembling exercise that i've ever enjoyed in my life and seeing my ingame skill gradually improve is also a great feeling
phase connect (clara played stepmania once)

>>71782849
>>71782853
>Food
>Donuts and sugar
Stop thinking like fat fucks is probably your first step.
Is there a term for this? Like coomers but for disgusting food instead of porn? Whatever it is stop being that.

>>71783011
Eat at a caloric deficit to stay rail thin?
Yeah

>>71782927
Here, take these instead.

>>71782927
Proud of you

>>71782927
Good boy.

YOU WILL EAT YOUR EGGS SPINACH AND CHICKEN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>71782897
>what that says about me?
That you're a fucking square? Looooooooser

>>71783063
So you're saying you should eat less calories

>>71783063
>you can eat as much as you want retard.
>but not this or that!

>>71783081
Do not take these

I don't think Pippa could watch this without dying from cringe.

I will get jacked without eating veggies.

>>71783175
Yes but the desire to know WHAT is being said about her would make her watch anyway.

oh, i forgot: meal prep is a great way to make sure you aren't overeating. making a big batch of your meal onsunday and plate it into five portions to have mon-fri for dinner.

I forgot how fucking slow most of the other generals are.

Eat whatever you want and then just barf it all out.

>>71783194
Eat meat

Go back to /fit/ niggers.

>>71782780
I admit I fucked up and ate like 70% protein.
I was told to just drink water + psyllium husk but that didn't work.

I think it's really unfair how much Ioris voice is shit on when Clara's is so similar

>>71783194
Enjoy your rock hard shits that will tear your asshole in two

>>71783194
Make sure you're getting some fiber otherwise you can get a nasty case of mud butt.

>>71783155
No I'm saying to eat healthy and exercise, but please keep shitting up the thread.

>>71783063
>why do fat fucks think like fat fucks
You're trying to give advice to fat fucks, dumbass. Think before you type.

>>71783234
The only one faster than us are /#/ and global.

>>71782528
Fat people like to complain about trying to do "fad diets" or "choosing the right food is too hard." Most fat people cannot control their eating habits, eating less has to be the first skill they learn. No special rules or anything. Drink 1 few cups of soda. Eat one less chicken wing. Dont eat a whole bag of chips. Order one less slice of pizza. Its the most simple way to do it.

>>71782528
I dont care how you lose weight, but planned diets in general fail for most people because its "too hard." The problem is they just dont know when to stop eating and they dont know how to deal with hunger.

>>71782627
>mad fatty lashes out
>doesnt even know walking burns basically nothing
I already work out every day and I cook my own meals and eat whatever I want. I do not give a fuck about what some retards on the internet assume about me. I already take my own advice, but I dont expect fatty mcfat fat to be able to do 10 pushups and eat a single chicken breast and drink only water on his first day of dieting. Its like telling a child to "just do calculus" when most adults couldn't even do that in the first place.
The first step is STOP EATING SO MUCH.

>>71783261
whats a good fiber to eat

>>71783044
man i fucking loved ddr. i remember the pads you could buy being all shit that eventually stopped working though. what did you buy?

>>71783234
Its painful. Like 1 post ever 2 minutes

>>71782725
youre supposed to take supplements for that

>>71783027
calorie counting is a meme, you can easily eyeball it

Phase enemy Nanobites called Pippa, Tenma, and Lia "cute" on stream today

>>71783252
I unironically did this for a while while working out

>>71783175
Yet every choice she has made has led her to being the darling of those kinds of people and suck up to them. They are her people now.

lol. lmao.

>>71783234
because this general is retarded and offtopic most of the time. literally a single post by an anon managed to derail the thread to post limit.
you don't see this in other generals.

>>71783274

>>71783261
i eat veggies, but i also take fiber supplements. my poops have never been better. i'd recommend everyone do the same unless they are really, really good about their natural fiber intake. most people don't get enough.

>>71783035
Fruits vary in their calorie content, but in general, most fruits are relatively low in calories compared to other foods. Fruits are primarily composed of water, fiber, vitamins, and minerals, with varying amounts of natural sugars. Some fruits, such as bananas and grapes, have slightly higher calorie content due to their higher sugar content, but they are still considered moderate in calories compared to processed snacks and desserts. On the other hand, fruits like berries and melons tend to be lower in calories per serving due to their high water content. Overall, fruits are a nutritious and essential part of a balanced diet, providing valuable nutrients while contributing relatively few calories. Incorporating a variety of fruits into your diet can support overall health and well-being.

>>71783301
I like celery because it's crunchy.

>>71783274
What does eat healthy entail

>>71783325
This. You don't even need to count calories if you eat foods that fill you up. Like eggs unironically

>>71782927
Hm. Lumi and Gloomy are well classified as entities. Not sure about the others.

>You were warned
I WAS TELLING EVERYONE THAT WASN'T A DOX. It was just some random irl chick. NOT a vtuber. Fucking read

>>71783194
yeah fuck vegetables they SUCK

>>71783325
>>71783394
i mean agree, i meant calorie counting in the general sense. you won't lose weight without cutting calories.

Shut the fuck up with the off topic /fit/ arguments this isn't the place for it.

>>71783274
That's not fat fat, that's preganante fat

>>71783346
You see this in global sometimes. An anon derailed the thread talking about shitbulls today.

>>71783394
Is this you?

>>71783234
I made my bi-monthly trip outside of /pcg/ a few days ago to ask a question on /pcb/ on /g/ and was extremely confused when I went back to that tab and saw someone baked a new thread almost as soon as they hit bump limit and were only on page 4.
>>71783346
As long as it isn't /pol/bait, dramaniggers, etc I don't mind. I like talking to Anons.

>>71783394
How the fuck do eggs fill you up it takes me like 3 or 4 eggs when making an omelet shit how many calories even is that especially if you cook it in butter

>>71783461
WAO

>>71783461

>>71783328
Clip onegai

>>71783461
Dog semen is a good protein intake.

>>71782927
You're coming with me

>>71783346
its because we're an actual community, most generals here are just soulless advertising

>>71783346
I have derailed this general before by making only a single post in the entire thread. I regret nothing

>>71782241
they are proyecting pigs, they don't understand that food is different, they only understand eating and hunger

>>71783461

>>71782577
>I learned how to walk, but Im still so slow!!! Learning to walk was USELESS!
Autism. People who are visibly fat need to eat less. Once youre finally on an appropriate diet, you can start improving in other ways. You're building on a foundation, and a proper diet is REQUIRED for a healthy life, you cannot skip it.

They need to talk more about Pippa.

>>71783537
https://youtu.be/-zTO_n41SaY?t=8088
timestamp

>>71783461

>>71783517
>How the fuck do eggs fill you up
sit down and eat 6 hard boiled eggs and tell me how it goes

>>71783560
This thread is 80% shilling and 20% actual discussions.

I think you should eat and drink whatever you enjoy.

>>71783481
is this what you call a based retard

Which member of PC should I jerk it to porn of tonight?