/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thread death approaches

>console war faggotry
>posting on page 10
great job

i'm gonna post an RC room

>>71726593
You better not.

Average /jong/ room
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=znHQgrnisKc

>>71726880
>I left the m. in
Goddamn it

>>71726892
It's okay, it happens to me all the time too
You can just use the share>copy to clipboard to not make that mistake again

>>71726880
I'm glad there's no sekinin barai on rinshan in our rooms

Clicked a random youtube stream that I didn't even realize was jong related and was immediately assaulted with this
https://files.catbox.moe/hhrg8d.webm

I'd use this to make some edit for a soundpost but it's so full of nonsense that I don't think I could even get it down to a good filesize without looking like shit.

>>71727496
Thats so fucking Japanese it hurts.

>>71727496
that's a hell of an ad for a slot machine

>>71727496
Mahjong Fightclub is pretty popular in Japan, it's multiplayer arcade jong but with flesh girls instead of anime ones

Can't stop thinking about cute boys playing mahjong...

>>71729700
nobody asked, you creep

You can't let this thread die so early

>>71729700
I'm not cute

Is mahjong gaining in popularity among vtubers? Seems like many hop back in even if they barely played before.

My oshi's entire gimmick is being a jongtuber and she doesn't jong

>>71731023
Maybe some try to participate in the shiniki league, besides that some start because of the 774 cup but don't know about the rest.

>>71731023
They are probably noticing how low subscribed vtubers get abnormally high viewership because of the mahjong, it's still a fresh gimmick to pick up

Hag elf is jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMulsCpLWAQ

Page 8...

>>71732454
It says page 2...

>>71732514
Sorry it's page 3

>>71732611
>>71732514
>>71732454
Page 1 speds, learn to read.

>>71726880
Bingewatched half the fucking channel, sadly I have no idea what they were talking about

>>71730927
I will call you cute, you are cute
have a good night

>>71733083
shin janki is a pretty entertaining series, 20 movies. Some are available with subs, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D-MNlFpp4c

Embrace the black digital style.

>>71734132
is Crow sake good for you?

holy page 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StGrsHMYMRU
Nina? Nina.

Nina's team for the 774 tournament is pretty cute, nice members

Nina bros, it's fair. We're regaining our mentaru.

>>71736410
That other one looks and sounds like a good version of Airi

>>71738675
Capybara > Wolf (Airi = that phase girl I guess?)

>>71738787
yea, some people call her porn wolf

>>71738965
Her design is pretty sexxo, understandable

You guys forgot to remind me to make a room

don't forget to make a room anon

>>71737666
Or maybe not...

>>71739705
Room doko? I can't even join right now

>>71740655
I'm going to sleep...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEJa6IL6JwE
Cl4 ossan still grinding the throne room

>>71740712
Coward! Verification not required.

>eggy has been jonging for two hours and no one linked her
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
watch vtubers who play jong instead of doing console wars

>>71742545
wait for burger hours.
I stopped posting most JP streams cause people don't seem to watch mahjong anyway and this thread turns to shit later.

>>71742545
Who the fuck watches vtubers?

just look for vtubers jonging in the jong category...

>>71742676
there is a secret to make people interested on streams: you gotta live post them

>>71742545
i can't post that someone is streaming jong because i'm relying on (you) to know someone is jonging

i feel like i get some of the mathematically worst possible starting hands a weird percentage of the time

>>71742935
There are no bad hands. There are just hands that are easier to fold.

>>71742935
mangan at draw

>>71743328
Become ungovernable.

>>71742935
Riichi, chanta, sanshoku. Mangan.

>>71743589
>riichi
El oh el

>>71744304
Riichi so you might get an uradora for the haneman.

>>71744304
Riichi because the button is shiny.

>>71744745
>>71744852
>calls riichi after chii'ing 4 times
Give me that ura nya~~

>>71745988
Riichi nomi, more like riichi no problem.

i can't blame flow anymore. i think i might actually be retarded

>>71746680
Sometimes the flow just goes bad. When flow bad, think good flow times.

alway rember happy jong

stupid ass fucking game

>>71745988
The flow will complete all those triplets.

>>71748229
The flow always delivers.

ロン!天下無双にゃあ!

i can already tell i'm gonna be malding all fucking day because of this stupid ass tile game

>>71749476

>>71749476
You dropped the lone hatsu into daisangen didnt you?

>>71747135
>Riichi nomi into a rinshan tsumo ura dora 1, dealer Mangan
My finest moment. I wish I remembered what vod this was in

>>71750040
i fucking wish. would've ended the game faster. instead i
>had my one tile wait get closed kan'd right after i riichi'd
>had a great starting hand with two whole wind triplets and a half flush but never got into tenpai
>accidentally pon'd myself into furiten despite already having good waits
>shit hands each time i was dealer
>haven't not finished last all weekend

doko...

>>71751171
doko is dead. We won't play OJ. No catan either.

>>71751216
what the fuck...

>>71751216
not even poko during maintenance?

>/pcg/ died
surely someone will bake

>>71751800
I baked, no one will ever be free

My wife is streaming. The other khubie anon is a bitch NYAGGER and I will see him dead.

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>71752337
>My wife is streaming
pic unrelated

[QB News]

>>71753001
helicoptering is not a fun or enjoyable activity

>>71753949
women seem to think it is

>>71742011
>he's still going
I'm surprised he hasn't lost a game yet

>>71754405
Good player, it's cute how he has only 5k subs but usually 500ish viewers. Really like his mahjong streams and blog

AAAAAHHHHHH I GOTTA PLAY MORE MAHJONG DAMN IT!!! SOMEONE PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD AND THREATEN ME UU

>>71755432
deal in, now

>>71755575
>two right hands

>>71755432
Queue up, I'm not asking

>>71755632
i'm ambidextrous and right handed

guys, do you ever stay up for a long time and feel like falling asleep but then feel reinvigorated after taking a shit?

>>71756511
I think you're weak to anal

>>71756578
stop making it a sex thing you fucking weirdo

>>71756764
>fucking

>>71755575
You're even using my wife! Perfect! I'm gonna play some rounds!!

Is /euro/ fucking dead again? How am I suppose to talk about how badly I wanna marry khubie without a thread for her.

>>71757813
Let's be real this is /khubie/

>>71757813
bake it, and they will come
mondposter bakes but only at euro midnight when his wife is streaming

>>71757813
Just post it here, this is a general about mahjong vtubers, not mahjong itself.

fuck me

>>71758676
time for a 4th streak

>>71758676
I'm cursing this anon

>>71758676
Don't worry you'll be back to adept before you know it

>>71758676
Oh Anon this is terrible! Don't play the next game there will be three Saint 3s! Wait until tomorrow to reach new heights!

>>71758676
I'm going to snipe you

>>71758676
ganbatte anon~!

I need to cum

>>71760114
Will something bad happen if you don’t?

>>71760186
I'll be upset about it

https://www.twitch.tv/gumpai_ is jonging

>>71760114
Do you need help?

>>71760320
QB is holding me hostage aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>71760320
wait what the heck happened to Gumpai

>>71760210
you're a big gay

>>71760402
Yes

>>71760532
No

>>71761053
Anon~~

>>71761149
WAO

>>71761149
I guess a hag is fine too

>>71760320
This one sounds mentally retarded

>>71761411
She is, that's part of her appeal

The only Towa cosplay I want to see is from Broccoli

>>71761053
https://www.verywellhealth.com/anorgasmia-causes-and-treatment-options-2328525

Any Dwarf Fortress player itt? Pls help qb she's dying

>>71761614
>In fact, some studies suggest that anywhere from 10% to 15% of females have never had an orgasm.
Big oof for the ladies.

>>71761647
after watching her play mahjong I can't see DF going well

>>71761772
Imagine going an entire lifetime without orgasming once lmao

>>71758753
>>71758824
>>71758984
>>71759139
>>71759260
FUCK ALL OF YOU

>>71761894
That adept looks weird an~on~!

>>71761894
>Pink adept
Jokes aside, congrats anon
Proud of you

>>71761894
grats on red adept anon, now you can job to green celestials

>>71761894
You could now become lord of the jongtubers and usher in a bright new age.

>>71761956
>Pink adept
>>71761990
>red adept
one of you is colorblind

>>71762092
Red-pink adept

>>71761894
Now get more viewers than Tileman, I will help

>>71761894
HOLY FUCK MY EYES ARE THAT BAD. I thought you were expert 3 in the original picture. Congratulations see you in silver in a month or two

>>71760320
denpa showed up and they're doing friendlies

can you fucks stop posting in /mjg/ without embarassing yourselves?

>>71762357
Still amazed that denpa and gumpai are friends again kek

>>71762460
Its either /here/ or /mjg/ where do you want it?

>>71762460
the ones that make it obvious they're from /jong/ are retarded enough that I'm convinced they're falseflags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO0iPqUzOc&
early morning Jade room mahjong

>>71762600
you tricked me into watching a 1 view and now I can't leave because he'll notice the loss of a single viewer

that's a lot of lines

>>71762600
>it's not actually a cute girl
My disappointment is infinite.

>>71762699
>0 ura dora
Shit hand.

>>71762698
Im going to look up that name in about 40 minutes and find out who you are mr. Shimo

>>71762698
>names

>>71762666
>>71762699
Oh, I had no idea it wasn't a girl

I'll watch away, even if it's not a cute girl.

I think I will go embarrass /jong/ on /mjg/ now

>>71762788
cute boys are fine too

wrong

>>71763030
Who are you and what are your motives?

>>71763313
I'm anon, my motives are to watch mahjong.

>>71763413
Do you want to watch good mahjong or listen to retarded yappers?

>>71763535
Yes.

What is even good mahjong? Isn’t it just a luck-based game?

>>71764187
luck is a skill

>>71764187
If you pretend its not a solitaire luckshitting simulator, you'll deal in 2% less than you would otherwise.

>>71764187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JBvkJu1_U

>>71764187
Yes, it's so luck based that people will just discard triplets and complete sequences due to their awful luck before eventually losing

>>71764187
if you look at how Japanese hustlers playing mahjong on regular tables, you'll understand that the "cheating" is actually where mahjong gains a very very significant skill component where the game becomes more about skill than luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY5dEtENKjA

>>71764187
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8o5ryA8wOs

>>71764489
>2s can just become a 2m with sharingan powers
how can gaijintachi even compete

>>71764489
Autotables did irreparable damage to mahjong society

Who the fuck is the retard who told qb to play a game that he himself doesn't even know well and then left? I know you're itt

>>71765003
the dude who had the idea for modern autotables was probably a sore loser who got so buttblasted over a game where he lost horribly and no one was even cheating in that one.

>>71765003
just softmod your table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmd2Wo_TXs

>>71764817
you only unlock this skill only if you master all the prerequisites

>>71765038
I can help if she needs it. I'm also impressed she just said fuck it and started playing. I might be on the path of oshihen...

>>71764489
Can't believe we are playing the baby version of mahjong

>>71765038
I feel bad for her because even with autism your first time being introduced to classic DF is overwhelming. She's being a trooper about it though. Honestly don't think she intended to play a game today, probably just wanted to yap

>>71765333
Please do help no one in chat knows how to play and it's painful to watch

Does this mode exists in mahjsoul?
https://youtu.be/4nqyaQfMaI8?si=xxiZnt5rUa6jMcRq
Seems fun

>>71765365
you're joking, but it's absolutely true.
Real cutthroat mahjong is played with cheating allowed as long as you're good enough to not get caught

>>71765370
she should've picked rimworld instead

>>71765474
afaik, no

>>71765370
If she gets her feet grounded she's going to quickly have fun.

>>71765528
I am convinced that mahjong is just an ancient card game

>>71765744
That's sad, it looks like genuine fun for a 1v1

>>71765617
i think she picked dwarf because it's free desu

>>71765936
I will groom her into playing Elona+

Tileman News:

>>71766044
Megabased

>>71766070
7s

>>71766270
actually it'll probably be 2s

>>71766070
>west seat
answer is easy, 7s
that west pair will make opening the hand worth it, bakahon is only baka when the wind has no value

>>71766070
1s

>>71766070
Kan, not even a question

>>71766367
retard you save it to tsumo

is it going to be like, sometimes we have to discard dora to accept iishanten bullshit due to it being turn 9

>>71766434
Wrong, you save it until it's your last turn and if possible until there is only one tile left for an additional 3 han

https://www.twitch.tv/gumpai_
waspies are jonging again

>>71766617
this game is so long...

>>71766617
Oh she's from /wasp/? That explains the retardation

>>71766617
>/wasp/ies
they genuinely hate gumpai there tho

I don't watch jongers that use training wheels

I only watch jongers who use training wheels because I cant still follow if they dont have them

>>71766070
>closed kan
>draw a 6s
>Riichi with the 7s
>8s becomes the new dora
>draw 1s
>ippatsu tsumo
>1s is also ura dora
>West also became ura dora after the kan
>superb_emote.jpg

>>71766070
tsumogiri

i gave in... im learning jong...

I like how no one told kubi flooding her chamber was probably not a good idea.

>>71767644
I'm so proud of you. Welcome to the family. It only looks like a cult.

>>71762698
fuzzy

>>71767780
I'm not watching, but if any of them play DF they wouldn't want to ruin her fun, losing is fun and it's how you learn things

>>71767824
No, I agree. I was proud no one spoiled her !fun!.

>>71767821
how

love friendlies but hate ranked

>>71767936
except when you guys dama, fuck you

>>71767928
You cannot outfox the investigation master.

>>71767928
NTA, but you left a name in, what the fuck did you think would happen

>>71767644
you will get the jong buff I promise

>>71767928
I am in your walls

>>71768092
>-100
Heh

>names

>>71768092
laugh at him hahahahahahaha

>>71767644
do you want to play a hanchan with me right now

>>71768094
I'm not promising the jong buff unless anon is somehow as impressive as Andy, my standards shot way up after seeing how fast she picked it up

>>71768092
>-100
Expert 1? Not for long.

Catch.

I really like khubie's model its super cute and her voice really fits it. I need to remember to go back in the vod later when she flashed and it showed her cute tummy. Cute kissable vampire tummy~!

>>71768447
he sacrifices his points in ranked for good flow in friendlies

>>71768316
This, I want to watch Andy surviving the jade room.
Adept chuubas can't do it for me no more.

>>71768316
how good at mahjong do I have to be as a male vtuber?

>>71768631
better than tileman, easy

>>71768631
expert in gameplay and saint in zatsu

>>71768631
hardstuck M1, I would accept M1 E3 looper with good zatsu

>>71768447
I would take -100 is a blessing in gold. One 1st or two 2nds will get your points back. At E3 a good less takes -130 and a bad loss takes -`160

I think becoming better at jong requires a level of autism I can no longer tap into

>>71768631
As long as you are entertaining any rank will suffice

>>71768822
have you read the holy books?

>>71768796
his score was -100, he lost 120 rank points

>>71768482
Someone say tummy?

come back to us furry, the green rank awaits you

>>71768889
lol youre telling me first didnt get 53k ranked points? wild

>>71768960
>/jong/ has a saint now
You can't stay green anymore, you don't want to be left behind.

if furry deranks we put him and famous cat in a cage and they can fight for who re-ranks to expert

>>71768886
I just finished RB1 but I feel like it went over my head. I can only play cardboard, not tiles

>>71768822
it's time to tap into your flow instead

>>71769051
>cardboard
yugioh?

>>71768932
Thats the good stuff.

>>71769031
I don't play enough, I'll get there eventually...

>>71768822
speed jong is the way to free your mind. The less you think, the better you play

>>71769077
Yugioh, the other Yugioh, Duel Masters, Shadowverse, the other Shadowverse, Weiss Schwarz, I fucking love card games

>>71768631
honestly you're probably good enough if you can talk without it affecting your play

>>71769186
Sanma blitz no tips!

>>71768631
Are you gonna be a vtuber, other Xenia?

>>71769247
do you play Masterduel? If so i'll kick your ass!

>>71768631
>>71769362
since when do we have 2 Xenias

>>71769362
>>71769416
I'm a fake Xenia, sorry...

>>71768631
Seriously speaking, you need to either be a professional mahjong player or have a very high rank in your client of choice.
For MJS, this is at least Saint 2-3 or Celestial.
But not even this will guarantee that lots of people will watch you.
Also, being "entertaining" does not make up for being average or only above average.
For example, this guy is entertaining specifically because he isn't limited by what a vtuber avatar can do. https://youtu.be/Huo5LkaBXZs?t=12346

>>71769855
you have to be at least as good as the real Xenia to be a male vtuber then

>>71769871
>open stream
>smash his table
you've got a point

>>71769998
his nickname is Power Mahjong

>>71769871
that's for Japanese audiencies, being Master is good enough for English speaking people

>>71770055
also he drinks while playing so at some point he's sort of tipsy or smashed and still playing ranked
lately, he takes out the vacuum cleaner for some reason

>>71769416
I've switched to the drunk, I like her emotes more

>>71770064
>good enough
if you have this mentality then you've already lost

time to jong friend Majsoul Friends Room 17904(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=17904

dofume jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

>>71770298
started

>look away
>room posted
naruhodo..

>look away
>thread dies

where are you guys looking at?

>>71771069
im looking at my taco meat and refried beans

>>71771069
anon fucking up in the friendly

b-but it says jongstalker is offline....

>>71771226
there are at least 3 confirmed jongstalkers

>>71771265
do all of them wemi post?

>>71771314
2 of them do

>open game
>fox hag luckshitting
like always

>>71771314
only when stalking

>>71771349
ITS FOX SKILL

>>71771349
I'm not the one hitting ura 3

>>71770734
sorry bro, maybe i'll really warn people 5 minutes in advance before making the friendly next time, or hint at your name and i'll invite u

>>71771413
ALL SKILL

>>71771462
it's fine I just make rooms when I want to play

That furiten riichi...

posting spoilers..

what would sweet lil Wemi think of you stalkers

Majsoul Friends Room 68502(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68502

friendly four red 5s and local yaku

>>71770342
>tune in
>typical discordniggers
It's so tiresome I hate how small this community is sometimes

I'd join but I want to stalk

>>71771907
3/4

>>71771965
Anons are busy jongstalking and playing friendlies.
I would watch her but her volume is always so low for me for some reason, I can't hear her.

>>71772083
her bgm is too loud, a common issue with streamers, it's hard for them to realize, be the one to tell her

>>71772262
I don't want to bother her, she has been streaming for years if it's not an issue for everyone then it's just me.

>>71772337
>I don't want to bother her
everyone think like that, and a lot of viewers just leave because of the audio without saying anything, you're doing streamers a service by telling them

my 7 dora...

>>71772874
i would've had a mixed triple sequence if you didn't kan them...

QB is losing her mind (which happen pretty much every time after 5 hours of stream desu)

>>71773251
I really like when she starts bouncing around giggling while slowly going insane.

>>71773251
Your oshi cuts.

>>71773760
so true bestie

Too lazy to check if euro is alive or not.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE DORF FORTRESSING
RATE THE STREAM.

>>71773760
Yeah, the tiles she needs to win.

>>71773824
Her skin with razors.

>>71773907
cuts her gums on my fuckin nuts lololol

>>71773907
Imma be real with you that's hot

furiten btw

I dealt that 7p because I was chasing the 1% chance 13 orphans

>>71773824
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
A bit eepy sounding but still khubie/10
>RATE THE YAPPING
Her knowing the numbers for that doujin off the top of her head was something.
>RATE THE DORF FORTRESSING
Gave it a shot/10
>RATE THE STREAM.
She didnt stream for 15 hours I'm going to die from khubie withdrawal....

SEX WITH FUZZY GIRLS

>>71773824
time flies when she yaps, couldn't stay the entirety of dwarfing, respect to her for giving it a fair try

someone prepare the next back i already backed within the last 2 days

do NOT trigger bump limit

>>71775000
ok

>>71770298
WJ~
rest in peace, Eliisa...

>>71770298
well jonged

Today is not the day
>Captcha: GAY TA

Well jonged! kinda funny to shadowrealm someone with triple tenpai at draw

>>71773824
I'm shocked she played so much of it before she gave up, autism game.

one last dance

how many recent jong streams is too many, should I just keep adding them until we hit the line limit before culling or start limiting it in some way?

>>71775457
does anyone here actually watch the recent stream vods?

>>71775457
that might be a bit much already

>>71775717
I have no idea
>>71775736
would just posting the ones that happened since previous bake be better or do you have a suggestion for a better way to limit it?

I think the furry outfit is cursed

>>71771907
WJ

>>71771907
WELL JONGED WITH LITTLE GIRLS

>>71775826
maybe only one stream per streamer?

>>71775826
Would there be too much if you changed it daily?

>>71771907
well jonged

>>71776187
that would have the same amount of streams this bake had after adding the new ones in
>>71776200
that would give us 6 streams on next bake and probably around there every bake afterwards unless people start posting way more streams

Thread death approaches

new thread
>>71778259
>>71778259