/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71684065
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71684073
Omen

I went into Ruze's art tag intending to make a thread and this was the newest post
https://twitter.com/heidiclee/status/1769465388298047538

>>71683879
Despite Ruze going for the I hate you approach he is very committed to being the best idol he can be. His chat has given him a strong opinion that they would enjoy asmr from him so he is willing to give it a go. He won't be doing ear licking or bfe

>>71684073
amen
>>71684209
ah so this is what he was talking about

>>71684209
Why are his eyes like... That.

On the subject of ASMR: What if it's only heightened sound effects, and any vocals are made at normal audio levels? Basically, a foley/SFX recording stream?

Miss them already

Our hero chooses to search her disjointed memories in the hopes of recalling some magic of her own or some potentially useful information about Elysium. She finds that she has a large mana pool, though its half full at the moment. As well as some unsettling nightmares. Currently, she is being attacked by a massive corruption beast!
>>>/qst/5953929
>>>/qst/5953948

Blue wife LOVE
Stream already you dumb fuck, I miss you

My motemote kawaii Goldbulleta-chan! I am so happy japan gave him big love!!

Sex with VG

>>71685054
his nose...

>>71685241
don't look there

>>71684065
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

>last stream 2 weeks ago
Why is gibby so lazy

>>71685407
Too busy getting drunk and being a bother to everyone around him

>>71685407
I'm happy he was in collabs but I hope he streams on his own channel soon too, I have money to give him...

How long is Ruze's break?

>>71685407
He doesn't care at all, not even in the Bettel way, in the actually couldn't care less way.
I don't understand how he tricked Cover into hiring him (probably pretended to love doing art).

I hope they're having a great time in the attic

>>71686593
this is the most confusing picture of all time

I MISS VESPER
>
IT'S NOT THE SAME

One thing I love about my wife gibby is how he's never afraid to be super affectionate with his fans, he's so swee lt ToT

>>71687019
death flag

>>71687019
Not affectionate enough to stream for them

>>71687019
How convenient his heart hasn't been acting up

Rare artist that draws some cool hakkers
https://twitter.com/SakiAoba/status/1767840217946595355/photo/1

>>71687453
It really is a relief! As an armada, I would feel terrible if he felt sick during his once in a lifetime trip to japan with all of his senpai there!!

>>71686771
just some Juze

i miss my retarded pilot

>>71687453
They walked the most they ever had this month so it probably rigged itself back to normal

>>71688503
When will they post these online...

>>71688503
Here is the wild rapetare in action

>>71688503
god I wish I was Fuma

>>71688561
Probably within a week or two.

>>71685181
Shinri in this is going to live in my head rent free

>>71688503
TToTT

>>71688503
FUMA RUN

>>71688503
Giving Altare the 3rd dimension was a dangerous mistake

Boys' fav/oshi in StarsJP
>Altare
Izuru/Miyabi
>Axel
Astel maybe?
>Bettel
?
>Flayon
Miyabi
>Hakka
Rio/Fuma
>Shinri
? I remember him talking fondly about Fuma but that's about it
>Jurard
Fuma/Rio
>GB
?
>Octavio
Fuma
>Ruze
?

>>71689551
ruze mentioned liking fuma but dunno about favorite. might've changed too now that he's met them all irl

>>71689551
>Hakka
I agree with Rio, and while he loves the trash panda I feel like he has talked about how he looks up more to Izuru as an oshi since he loves his singing/voice

>>71689551
Axel likes Roberu (specifically RoberuNightmea) but talks about hanging out with Oga the most. Don't know how you'd want to categorize that

>>71688503
AIEEEEEE FUMA LOOK BEHIND YOU

>>71689551
leader izuru
axel astel
bettel lol
flay miyabi
hakka rio
mama... he did look up to fuma rap so maybe
not sure about armis

Next gen: Legmis

>>71688503
Sasuga blue rapist

>>71689551
I need Bettel to love Uyu for aesthetic purposes

>>71687019
He's quickly taking over as my fav in ARMIS, aww

https://twitter.com/aichiu_kuchiu/status/1769220159410163974

>>71688503
kek wth
I need to see these, cover

>>71690235
Give me Tailmis. I want boys that can't put their tails away

>>71689551
I also love Fuma the most. WE ARE

kekk how sweet

>>71690677
PFFFFFF not the JP being cute about a shitpost song

>>71685054
>>71687019
my wiggerwife just keeps winning. finding out that he's a giggly drunk just feeds ny yume

>>71690677
>ruze singing 1 2 buckle my shoe
>astel’s wrap up tweet referencing happi happi happi and chipi chapa
what is it with the JPs and their weird little meme songs kek

>>71688503
On brand

>>71690538
Hot take: fluffy tails are overrated. thick reptile tails are just better

>>71691125
Hakka-chan...

>>71691125
Wrong, all tails are good

How long will Ruze's break be? I thought he was settled in already.

>>71689551
>Pretty much Fuma/Rio ft. Miyabi
I get it, you get the kaigainikineki lovers and daisenpai, but it's kind of funny

>>71691125
You're correct and you should say this.

>>71691125
I just want any tail, big fat ones preferably, I don't care if they have fur or not or if they are even completely mechanical. Give me proper tails, not small bunny ones, not tiny rat ones, not disappearing dino ones or clipped on dingo ones. Proper tails attached to the fucking spine with MASS

SHOW THE TAIL SHOW THE TAIL SHOW THE TAIL
https://youtu.be/VbPNY4xtYOs?t=14

>>71692032
Having the tail be toggable was the worst design decision ever

>>71691749
bunny tails are cute though... I'd take small tails over nothing but big permanent tails are ideal

>>71692272
It never being present in merch is cause enough for me to hang myself

>>71691125
Fluffy tails are well rated but it's true reptile tails are high tier
Satisfyingly thick, fun to squeeze (though not tightly), surprisingly weighty. They'll give the ground a good smack. I liked fidgeting with my bearded dragon's tail when she was around.
I want to attack Jurard's tail

>>71692272
Imagining the complaints about Flayon’s mandatory shields blowing out his png and acrylic stand but its tail hate… sad… people begged for big assets to be toggleable and this is what we get

Is Flayon streaming tonight? We could end up with a full Tempus overlap

time for kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407pHRJHZIE

>>71692944
Flayon and Gibby saw the poal and aren’t coming back

>>71692032
Actually eroi

>>71692995
>Get to hear Leader today
YIPEEEEEEE
>League
Y-yipeee

>>71692944
i wish, i miss him....

>>71692995
>League of Legends

>>71692995
Unironically looking forward to this

>>71692032
SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>71692995
As much as I love leader (and it's a lot), that's an easy skip.

>ice farmer
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1769506911781786077

>>71692032
The yellow eyes against the mono black red are nice too. Wish he used it more

>>71692594
You get it. Plus they seem to have more dexterity, great for wrapping around things. Touching smooth scales over rough fur is a nicer thought too, imo

>>71693128
he did say hes gonna go back to normal/release a schedule soon so be on the look out

>>71693256
So this is what his menhera arc looks like

>>71693256
pregnant mama harvesting ice chips to support his 4kg of caviar baby bump

>>71693256
Shinri is so cool

>>71693256
but why....

>>71693256
He's actually going crazy.

>>71693256
get this man out in the fields

>>71693256
Shinwi...

>>71693256
He's teasing the Northern Elysium region, which is based on Nordic Countries. I won't take my meds

>>71693256
C-cool Shinri

>>71693256
Ice is already 4.99 a bag where I live, I respect shinri's hustle

>>71693256
Man's planning to preserve a body

>>71693256
Is mama building an ice nest

>>71693580
>going
He's always been like this.

>>71693256
makes sence, dragons love to hoard

it's funny how we're seeing japan arc 2.0 and both bettel and shinri are having their menhera breakdowns but in very different ways.

>Open Gamma stream
>Starts doing an Altare impression
kek

>>71693771
I was just about to post that kek
poorfag dragon hoarding

>>71693845
This is the saddest mental image
A dragon hoarding ice because it can't get real treasure only for it all to melt when warmer weather comes around...

https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1769508326990098713

>>71693256
He needs to be taken care of, unironically.

>>71694041
in the spring, he can hoard flowers. in the summer, he can hoard fireflies. and in the winter, he can hoard pretty leaf colours. all of which will eventually wither away and leave him... such is the immortal life. beauty is fleeting and all love has its end.

>>71694144
This artist always cooks and they always cook WELL.

>>71694163
This is why a nigga needs gold

>>71694163
Maybe this is why he loves ghosts so much, because they're already dead and it's not like they don't have the free choice to choose to stay.

>>71694163
>>71694296
Uweh,,,

>>71694150
having his own place for the first time in years is doing things to him. no housemate to judge his weird ice farming

>>71694366
Or the plethora of discounted bentos stashed in the fridge.

>>71694366
shinri at the end of his 90 days being like "here, chihuahuamane, here's my takoyaki grill. and my taiyaki grill. and here's a 10kg bag of ice..."

It seems that Hakka is awake so he might start in 5 minutes from now btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Q_bPDJr-4

He needs to be loved but who in the fuck is capable of doing that?

>>71694296
He did have an elaborate fantasy about summoning a demon and binding it so it couldn't leave...

>>71694900
It might not be able to leave, but it might still try to kill him. He'd probably like that though as his ghost could haunt it for the rest of foreseeable eternity.

>>71694686
I swear if he starts the stream before the scheduled time AGAIN I'll cancel my membership

>>71694736
You can't be talking about shinri right??

>>71695047
He has said multiple times that he adds those 15 or so minutes just in case he oversleeps a little, so whenever you see a Hakka stream starting at an odd time it's because of that

HAKKA ON THE TENGU TALK TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Q_bPDJr-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Q_bPDJr-4

>>71695047
goodbye

>>71695047 (Me)
Cancelled, motherfucker keep doing that shit.

>>71695047
he puts the extra 15 minutes in case he is asleep, but he says to assume he will start on the hour

>>71695103
Anon, who else have the boys unanimously said was the defacto designated person who takes care of everyone else and seems to have his shit together?

>>71695289
Bettel and Flayon have said Hakka, but hey are kinda special cases kek

>>71695047
>>71695214
how can you hate such a dumb cute birbo

Seems like Hakka has a cold.

HIS BALLS DROPPED ToT

>>71695363
Like father, like son.

>>71695444
3rd puberty btw

>Buffering every 4 seconds unless 144p
This only happens to me with Hakka I don't get it.

KEK NOT THE IMPRESSION

https://twitter.com/nooooouuuuugat/status/1769385661986230502

>>71695518
happened with ruze for me earlier

>>71695444
Trips of truth.

Why does he sound so fucking weird

>hakka having to seriously question if there's holofes day 3
KEK

>Gavis Bettel public execution
RYONA THE CLOWN FIRST, THEN EXECUTE HIM

>>71695570
PERFECT

>>71695665
his voice is very different when he just wakes up so could be that or he's getting sick

>don’t fuck with me right now, i’m white as fuck

HAKKA IS A WOMAN THAT USES A VOICE CHANGER

>>71695859
He said wide kek stop

>>71695859
My fake spic rrats...

>>71685389
BUY THE MERCH!

MAMAAAAAA

>"Are you sick? Do you need tea? I can give you some cough drops."
Shinri will never, ever beat the allegations.

mama shinwiwi fetching konbini cough syrup for his birby son CUTE

6 horas...

Sexpest strikes again...

ENTER MAMA DOORBELL

>>71696201
>>71696216
Literally, apparently.

>organic throat goat
xenokunians winning

organically coating hakka’s throat…

>>71696201
He just can't stop himself

I love Ruze, he's so pathetic its truly endearing, im not normal about him

Hakka, shut up dude

https://twitter.com/sonoha_1122/status/1769398993795297697

>>71696795
Damn that's adorable
Can't wait to see the actual one

How long are the meet and greets again? 2 minutes?

>>71696687
Pathetic? How so?
It's the contrary, in my opinion.

>taiwan mention
Aiiieeee

https://twitter.com/64revival_/status/1769276696912711804
starmin itabags

>>71696795
Very kyuuuuute I hope his hair is like this

>>71697010
he's one of the cringiest streamers ive ever watched and yet instead of putting me off it makes me fall for him, i dont know how to explain it other than "he's too pathetic to hate".

>>71697110
That person with the 20 Roberu nuis is crazy, those get expensive.

>>71697420
>>71697110
that's bae

>>71697110
One day I'll get to stuff an army of tempus nuis in a bag too...

>>71697420
They probably bought them on release for rrp. From what I hear of JP starmin, they don't throw akasupas or 50 menshis, they prefer to quietly purhase 200 can badges and heaps of merch for the same cost.

>no stream until the 29th
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1769520544763007176

>>71697110
I don't know anything about itabags but I thought japan would have a variety of designs

>>71697584
He did set moving to Japan as one of his goals

Bettel is disgustingly evil

>>71697584
Don't you need to stream to offset the costs of such a expensive journey?

bird is afraid of heights?

>>71697584
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I SAW THIS COMING BUT I AM STILL SAD

>>71697584
Out of so many applications, this is the "streamer" we got. Cool beans.

>>71697599
They do, they just probably just went for the cheapest/largest kind. My personal favorite type is when the bag is the character's face and the mouth is the clear part!

>>71697669
bro debuted only 4 months ago and is already taking a month-long break. I don't understand it, just hope it pays off for him

>>71697622
You can apparently borrow money via managers, though obviously you have to pay them back over time.

>>71697538
honestly would do the same if ot wasn't for the shipping price

>>71697584
kind of tactless.....Like I know it's a personal vacay, but think about all the other fans who didn't get to go to the Expo, throw them a bone at least.

Somehow getting a rejection email is more comforting than not getting an answer at all when you're job hunting

Damn, Hakka has points.

What is (You)r excuse for not wearing cute dresses and make-up for your oshi just like the girls at the EXPO?

>>71697584
I’m not buying the personal trip thing, I have a feeling they’ll keep releasing the 3Ds in duo waves with Goldruze at one point and the flips after them yes i’m coping with this

>>71698020
Yeah, at least you feel somewhat acknowledged, even if it fucking sucks

>>71698047
I don't go outside

>>71697938
>borrow money from your manager
>tell management they harassed you
>get them fired
>borrow money from your new manager
>repeat

>>71698075
If there is a god.. PLEASE make this happen

>>71697420
>nuis
>expensive
Only if you're getting them secondhand

>>71698047
My oshi is asexual-ish and so am I.

>>71698047
I'm not at the expo

>>71698047
they need to have a standard of ugliness so they can appreciate the good fans. i aim to be the worst part of any community.

>>71697894
>>71697995
>Bettel takes a 6+ month break
>it's ok he should be allowed to enjoy his vacations and spend time with everyone without worrying about streaming!!!
>goldbullet extends his break one extra week
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71698047
I dislike both of those things.

>>71698209
>Asexual

>>71698245
have you not been here for the past two weeks

Hakka is so fucking cool

>>71698245
Where the fuck have you been

>>71698245
You're replying to raiders. Don't do that

>>71698209
You just need a good dicking and you'll be fixed

>>71698047
Unfortunately most of the western fans are ugly men

>>71698047
I'm a guy

>>71698185
There's a spreadsheet, so you'd probably still be on the hook.

>>71698075
ARMIS won't get 3Ds until after Vanguard, Advent, and ReGLOSS.

>>71697889
Cute! I like this one I think the coffin shape suits him

>>71698047
I actively look for excuses to doll up but flights to Xenokuni should try not being over 2k first

>>71698341
Only if you get a good dicking first. Now bend over.

>>71698291
He has gone through a lot, I don't remember who said this (I think it was Flayon) but they said that he can really fool you into thinking he is dumb and silly all the time, then hit you with how mature and smart he can be

>>71698333
>raiders
We hate Goldbullet /here/, fuck off.

>>71698047
my oshi is too gay to look at me

>>71698482
You can't live off of gift cards forever, buddy

>>71697889
Okay now that's a cute bag. I'm just surprised by how souless the bags look - like they're meant to just showoff how much you spent instead of making a theme for your oshi.

>military time
I thought everyone but americans used 24h time format

>>71698047
I always try to dress my best, but I worry that my makeup will look bad so I don't wear much of it

>Off collab karaoke
>Hakka's voice is fucking dead

>>71698209
What does having a low libido have to do with how you dress?

>>71698047
I'm a guy, good shirt, good jeans, and comfy shoes are enough for me

Jp tempura are so fucking sweet and cute

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzie4szOho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzie4szOho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzie4szOho

>>71698724
He might just be stupid

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzie4szOho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxzie4szOho

>>71698047
I don't have the legs for to wear a fancy dress.

>>71698333
Other posters aren't afraid to call out shitposters for their retardation, why should bubbies be?

I wouldn't know what I would even say if I met my oshi.

>>71698047
My jester already wears eyeliner heels and jewelry. He’s enough for us both

>>71699024
The retarded defense squad only comes out for him, the others roll with the punches or ignore it. You should learn to do the same

>Shinri might be getting sick too
So who's going to take care of him???

>>71699161
OK anti

>>71699161
Yeah you literally can't even say he is or isn't gay without someone pissing their pants

>>71699196
The ice freezer

I'm really happy that the JP fans were so charmed by him during the M&Gs.

>>71699196
Maybe Hakka will.

Was there anything in holofes for the stars side? Honest question

>>71698047
I'll be the first to admit it. I'm fat.

>>71697863
>can't sing
>got a heart issue so big chance can't do much dancing
>always starting a new game without finishing the previous ones
>won't do art streams despite it being the only thing he's great at
>is lazy
I wonder what did they see in him. Was his pre-stars persona a big name perhaps?

>MAS LES VALE TRAERME A ESTE PUTO BANZOIN HAKKA O LES JURO QUE VOY A VOLARLES LA MALDITA CONVENCION A PEDAZOS

>>71699363

his voice sounds lower in spanish or am i tripping?

>>71699196
He will simply submerge himself in his ice hoard until the illness passes.

>>71699291
Sasuga max charisma

>>71699391
And cover still thought him a better candidate that (you), stay crying lmao

>>71699391
I've been thinking the same thing... It had to be the art thing, everyone else you can kinda figure out why they were hired but him? Bit of a mystery

>>71699459
I find I speak with a higher register in English as well, shit's wack

>>71699196
Hakka is a good son, he'll help him out.

>>71699514
get better banter, bubbies

>>71699425

>>71699514
Yeah, something to do with my lack of dick and y chromosome

>Altare was asleep when Shinri first met him

>>71699432
I'm talking more about the fans, were there something like genderbend cosplayers?

>>71699595
Get a better resume, starsrejectchama

She has evolved, no longer are antis tourists and hololivetrannies, now they are starsrejects kek

Oh, I thought Hakka was the first boy Shinri met. Also cute eepy Leader

>>71699685
Yes some women cosplayed tourist-san, you can look for them yourself

>>71699218
>unironically using the word anti
Go back to Twitter.

>>71699866
OK anti

no one asked to pick shinri up

>Bettel's like a toothpick toothpick
That made me laugh heartedly

Shinri has met Bettel before?

>>71699685
Yeah, a bunch of cosplayers for Axel, Flayon, Ruze and Tavi, and a bunch of JP Stars!

>>71699893
THEY FUCKING HATE HIM

>>71699929
For one day back in June 23.

>>71699685

Ruze is Ruze once again

>>71699893
Why do the manesans hate him..

>>71699893
Hakka said that he respected him too much to lift him.

>>71700026
Too old

>>71700005
Hearing that he doesn't do much to alter his base personality for his kayfabe is nice, that's the sweet spot I like for vtubers.

>>71699792
I can't imagine seething so hard why cover would choose x talent over y applicant unless you were one of the auditioners seething "it should have been me!!! what does he have that I don't!!!!" lmao

>You guys just like twinky hakka
>I know you guys love me when I sing like a baby
Yeah, you should do it more

>>71689551
I'm sure Astel is up there for Bettel after complementing his vocals on Woven Fates.

Fuck I gotta send Shinri a fanletter too

Why is hakka summoning hurricane Katrina?

>>71700086

>>71700086
You sound underage

>Gibby..? Gibby is BIIIG
fatass

>>71700086
Imagine wanting a streamer that is good at art who actually streams art

>>71700137
DYRBI?

>>71700086
......Because as consumers, we desire talents and experiences befitting of the standard of quality Cover has shown in the past? Thinking that GB was maybe a poor choice doesn't make them a seething stars reject, just means they feel he falls below that standard.

>I should sing with him (Octavio) more
I personally didn't like how they sounded together but songbird sisters might get fed in the future

>>71689551
>Axel
>Astel maybe?
Gamma too. Axel respects Gamma a lot.

>>71700231
considering he doesnt watch or know anything about the jp senpais except for that, yeah

>>71700086
Maybe you should meditate on this.

>>71700200
>>71700207
>>71700222
>>71700260
Bettel luck next time cuties~

Dinofish sisters?

>>71700328
......did you memoryhole Team Eek?

>>71700396
INVESTING

>>71700396
do they exist?

this thread is full of retards

>>71700593
nah, just the one, we haven't found a way to exorcise her from the thread yet.

>>71700593
It isn't full because there's space for more

>"Shinruze stonks are performing as expected with a little bit of volatility due to the respective zatsus in the day."

>>71700593
welcome aboard

>>71700593
Yeah?

>Altare and Jurard have smol, I wanna protect energy according to Shinri
Cute Leaders

>>71700593
all me btw

>>71700593

>>71700593
If we were smart we would probably not be here, why are you pretending like this is news to anyone least of all us

I can make a really really really loud tongue clicking I trained for years when I was a little kid is that enough to join holostars? I can also put my back against the wall and make one of those fake fart sounds like the one you put your hands together and I can do a servatana with my tongue to throw paper.
What can you guys do?

>too focused on expo work to hang out with his JP senpais
oh shinri

more fusion mascots.

it's that easy. thanks for the (You)s

>>71700773
el duende

>>71700773
very cute but i can't unsee a tiny shota cock as the black tummy spot

>>71700459
Yeah, me. I think it could be a winning combo because Jurard likes people who will look after him and give him lots of attention and Shinri can't stop himself from trying to do that when he's with someone young and dumb.

>Shinri met Fuma
>Fuma IMMEDIATELY did the deep voice impression
KEK

>>71700753
I can flip my eyelids, roll my tongue and drink while laying down

>>71700877
fuck he's cute

>>71700753
I can love others unconditionally.

>>71700877
Every time

>>71700877
cute cute taso

>>71700459
I'm right here fucker

>>71700753
Can you do that waterdrop sound too? You'll definitely get in if you can.

>>71700912
I can also do that but is that weird enough? I'll add it to my curriculum.

>>71700912
...proof?

>>71700823
kek you're right

>only knows german from sawano songs
>only knows for fucks sake in swedish
as expected of hakka

>>71700731
A TAKOLOTL

>>71700877
I can hear him saying
>Ohh yeah, nice nice deep voice yeah thank you

>>71700753
I can hold eight eggs and drink a twelve pack without getting drunk can I still be a star even though I don't have a peepee?

>2:30 am
I don't know how EU tempura that catch the boys live do it

mama love

>>71701250
>a twelve pack
of what?

T-25 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylgXakjblFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylgXakjblFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylgXakjblFU

>>71701293
It's better now, GB and Ruze usually do at least one stream. I still remember Tempus week and the breaks afterwards, I don't think I saw a stream live for a month. Can't sleep today kek

>>71701301
BETTEL GO MEET HER

>>71700753
I don't have a gag reflex and I can bend the very tips of my fingers independently from the rest of my fingers

>>71701335
Semen

KEK

>>71701372
dingoosetare

>they put jurard and flayon in the booth, sealed it and had them scream
>its completely soundproofed
kek

>>71701604
That's one HELL of a stress test

>>71701604
Oh so that's the context behind that voice tweet? kek

we hate league

hakka throwing it back like a quirked up white boy

>>71701293
being a eurokoi sucks balls

SHINRI ASMR???

>>71701848
he's done one in menshi a few months ago

>>71700753
I have a Masters degree in Education, a few years of teaching experience, and am N2 on the JLPT.

>>71700753
>I can make a really really really loud tongue clicking I trained for years when I was a little kid is that enough to join holostars?
you I can do that too! I'll see if I can record it

>Shiny Spicy super busy in particular
What are they up to

>>71700753
Uhhhhh i can uhhh make my ankles make terrible cracking noises

Shinri wants to grab Altare and Axel for an "ASMR session" in the studio

>>71701999
shiny spicy duet orisong

>>71701880
Yeah, and I really liked it. Maybe this one will be public.

>>71701293
insomnia debuff + i usually put on streams as i'm falling asleep and hope that flayon doesn't start screaming randomly

>>71702016
>ASMR session

>>71702016
Oh I'll bet he does~

>>71702016
>>61156692

>shinri wanting to soak it up with capybaras, pet and feed them
i want to be a capybara so bad

MAMA SLIDESHOW OF EXPO PHOTOS

>>71701604
impressive soundproofing

>>71700753
>>71701976
CHECK IT OUT
https://voca.ro/1hXwD6hwhKuT

Suddenly, I want Shinri to take a week-long break so that he can be a tourist and see what Japan has to offer as well as what he's interested in. I can deal if it means he's having a good time.

caught up with Ruze's VOD, buying a ASMR mic when you're not making it your main form of content seems a little odd to me, because you'll end up only using it once or twice. I'd honestly just do what Flay does (altering your regular mic settings to simulate it) for the first few times and then actually buy it the mic if you and the audience are invested in it long-term.

I thought he wanted to distance himself from the dad bit
Getting pregnant really changed him

Shinri loved the Hawaiian shirts. Truly like father like son sometimes.

>>71702437
he can't help it. it's his nature

>>71702400
they're cheaper in Japan, he can't sell it on ebay when he goes back

>>71702437
he wants to be recognised as being capable of more than that and respected as an individual, and he is. but he'll always be part pregnant mama and daddy deep voice dom and he's cool with that.

>>71702400
i think just buying one saves time and effort if he's not tech savvy enough to keep adjusting his mic settings

>>71702564
>daddy deep voice dom
has anyone ever said this about shinri

shinri sounds so happy and excited, i'm getting teary-eyed just listening

>>71701999
>3D debut
>Asking for suggestions for a unit name
>Axel excited for the future and teasing a lot of projects
>Shiny spicy will be more busy than VG
Official unit debut with orisong is my bet

>>71702614
You'd be surprised. It was especially bad around debut, and then it quickly petered out as he kept reinforcing his boundaries.

>>71702692
It's rejuvenating

Shinri out here taking notes about everyone who came to his M&G...

Shinri has a fucking spreadsheet

>>71702614
near debut, people DESPERATELY wanted him to be vox and/or hex tier. he bid his time quelling it down before pulling back the curtain a little on nekopara with flay talking about his bdsm tendencies.

>>71702614
In the beginning, they absolutely did.

Killing some of these kois in the pond, my goodness.

THEY'RE LATE

CLOWN LEAGUE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407pHRJHZIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=407pHRJHZIE

DINGO LEAGUE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylgXakjblFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylgXakjblFU

cant wait for lol bros

I FUCKING HATE LOL

Puniko having the same mouth rigging as Shinri still creeps me out

>>71701734
What voice tweet? I looked on their Twitters and didn't find it

>Meet Shinri at the M&G
>Fumble really hard in front of him
>Think "Oh it doesn't matter, he won't remember it with all the other fans he met!"
>He pulls out the notebook

>>71697303
this is going to sound harsher when in only text but you sound like you've been thoroughly irony poisoned by the most recent years of media/internet if a whiff of a vtuber of all things following the "cringe, but free" guidelines stands out to you starkly enough in that way

>>71703079

>>71703150
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1768100197870285233/

Did we ever get high res art of the chibis? They look so cute

Imagining Shinri eating that kiddy looking meal is so funny

>>71703210
you enabled this, you blue fuck.
don't act like you didn't want this.

I actually hate Bettel

altare just cummed on his mic

>>71703210
LoL streams would be more tolerable without the post ironic haha this is soooo bad what a shit game I'm streaming lmao behavior

>he got his 2nd outfit back
its fucking over. i hate him

>>71703430
The PNGs kek

I love HQ

>>71703430
Axel is a pomeranian, what is this slander

>>71703430
he looks so smug

>>71703501
Handsome lads

I miss fortnite collabs...

I miss Tempus Apex collabs

Was there an obs flash from Bettel or did I imagine that

>>71703430
>Screenshot name
Your specops, aussie anon...

>impromptu candied oranges tutorial in his expo photos
cool shinri

im already tired of bettels whiny voice, have fun i guess im outie

Is that the fancy restaurant Ruze mentioned?

i missed his tom and jerry yowling

>>71703872
it is, he mentioned that Armis and the managers were there

>someone said im the heart of tempus, more like the FART of tempus
>leader genuinely chuckling
my ringleader stonks

imagine a cooking show stream with hakka shinri and goldie

I missed him so much

>>71703988
>someone said im the heart of tempus
In what fucking world