/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>7160374
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING KILL ME

>>7160374
/u/schizos have taken another one from us...

>>7160374
>She likes girls
>I like girls
I'm Pomu!

Thank god I haven't been watching a str*ight this whole time

POMU AND ELIRA FORBIDDEN OFF STREAM COLLAB LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based as fuck pomu. I didn't think I could relate even harder

Goslingposters on suicide watch kek

Why would you ever watch a vtuber who doesn't like cute girls as much as you do?

>idolfag
>otaku
>not a fujo
if you thought she sucked dicks over munching carpets you are retarded and deserve to be a miserable gosling

>>7160374
Am I the only person that finds the "woman that is an obsessed otaku for women" angle to be boring as hell? Feels like half (if not more) of female vtubers do this.

THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW
I'M PAINTING THE CEILING WITH MY BRAINS TONIGHT

>>7160374
Lmao, remember what she said about parasocial relationships, dont be retards
POMU LOVE

>>7160374
How hard are Holofags seething right now that the actual lesbian is a Niji while their Hologirls are getting fucked by their boyfriends as we speak

>>7160374
She's bi - just confirmed

>>7160374
probably just said it cause all the other girls say it
typical peer presure stuff

Yea I can live with this

>>7160374
The sinking feeling in my stomach when she said girlfriend... nothing will ever compare to that horrible feeling.

>this confuses the nijifags
lol

DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

kill me

>>7160374
I'm actually gonna KMS. My life's been awful already this is jist the cherry on the shit cake

yeah no, i'm fucking done

i think i always preferred finana anyway, when her next stream

>>7160466
If it was an angle sure, but she outright talked about an ex-girlfriend. That's a bit different.
>>7160637
Finana say she was bi when she was drawing Pomu...

>>7160598
Be sure to put her name in your suicide note. And put it online too.

>>7160637
All the Lazulight girls are bi, stick to Petra

>2015+6
>still believing pure lesbians actually exist
All it takes is one good pounding and sexual preference goes out the window for hoes

Oh no this means Pomu is PURE and will never be near a dick or waste my akasupa money on condoms for her b*yfriend, I can gosling in peace! it's not a cynical business move at all!

Shitposting aside, I do believe Pomu in particular on being a genuine carpet muncher.

Ok, real talk. Why are bisexual women so much more common than bisexual men? It's 2021. It can't just be "because it's more socially acceptable for women".

>>7160637
Finana literally said she's bisexual, WATCH STREAMS

>>7160866
>It can't be
It is

>>7160374
Does that mean she wants to fuck kiara?

>>7160866
Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

Is anybody actually surprised?

>>7160488
no, lesbian. she says guys are "cute", but no interest.

nijicucks are pathetic rumao

Can I get a rundown on what's going on here?

>>7161055
have holofriends already forgotton about amegeddon?

>>7160676
>>7160752
>>7160880

>>7161031
Except she literally went on to talk about her type of guy, but of course you wouldn't know that since you're not watching her

>>7160866
>It can't just be "because it's more socially acceptable for women"
It is though. Even among queers bi men are treated worse than gay men or bi women.

>>7161165
I am, "guys are cute" in a way that shows no interest in terms of relationship.

cats are cute too.

>>7160889
There are too many homosexual men. It seems like homosexual men are more common than bisexual ones.

>>7160466
It's almost as though this is a job that by its vary nature attracts socially nonconforming women. Who would've thought.

Pomugeddon ikzzzz, but at least we know her she never got dicked like Holofag's oshis LOLE

>>7161235
She talked about it after saying "guys are cute"

>>7161001
Not to get too political, but everyone knows the future is robo-waifus, including vtuber-like ones. Guys and girls will just have robo-partners anyway

>>7161113
Pomu had a girlfriend for a couple of years that she watched anime with

Weren't the 'guys are cute too' comment and 'not knowing her type of guy' comments separate things? I wasn't paying super close attention.

>>7160752
>All
No, Pomu is a lesbian. She likes men the same way you do.

>>7161235
The quote that anon meant was "I know my type of girl, but I don't know if I know my type of guy" or something like that.
She might have just wanted to keep goslings, but no lesbian seriously thinks about their "type" of guy

What the fuck is happening? I don’t get it, explain yourselves goslings, why are you freaking out?

>>7161308
>relationship with girl admitted
>only guy she talks of is in a negative way, her "rival"
she's not into guys.

It's over

>>7161325
>she watched yuri anime with
Fixed.

>>7161113
Pomu said she had a girlfriend, and now all the Goslingfags are freaking out because it ruins their GFE.

>>7160466
That's because you see through it. It's the vtuber equivalent of the "I'm such a gamer girl, guys!!! ^_^" type.

>>7161356
>She likes men the same way you do.
So she IS bi then.

>>7161363
>She might have just wanted to keep goslings
She gets the fattest donations out of all the nijiens girls, and she also needs them the most, if she didn't try to keep them she'd be fucking dumb.

>>7161313
feminists wont allow it

>>7161363
she could also be playing it safe to avoid upsetting male gachikois. but I get no sense that she is romantically into guys.

>>7161408
She confessed to having a girlfriend in the past. Basically said that she has little to no interest in men. Doesn't even know what her "type" of guy is, which is another way of saying that she never thought about men at all.
They are realizing that they never have a chance with her (not like they ever did in the first place)

>>7161226
But why does the LGBT community hate bi men?

>>7161001
Based. Male genitalia is ugly af

>>7161699
Overlap with the kind of people who demonize men and being attracted to them. Lesbians shit on bi women because "why would you choose a man when girls are perfect?" and treated like they aren't REALLY gay, and bi men get that AND shit for themselves being men. Meanwhile full homo gay men don't get that because they're basically the foundation of the community and you can't deflect by calling them "basically straight" like bi men.

If you watched ANY of her streams this was so fucking obvious

>>7162085
Doesn't help that alot of self proclaimed bi women actually are not gay and are just experimenting.
like, alot.

>>7162431
she never said it outright so I could still pretend...

>>7161113
She 90% confirmed she's only interested in girls

>>7160866
because one alpha man having multiple wifes servicing each other while he has buttsexx with the feminine beta "men" is the natural state of humanity. Get islam (afghan)pilled.

>>7160466
>Am I the only person that finds the "woman that is an obsessed otaku for women" angle to be boring as hell? Feels like half (if not more) of female vtubers do this.
You're not exactly likely to become a vtuber if you don't enjoy anime girls on some level.

>>7160866
>Ok, real talk. Why are bisexual women so much more common than bisexual men?
Because admitting you're a bisexual man is a one-way trip to having to live as a gay one. I'm not sure what's so hard to understand here. If you like women and men as a man you Keep. The. Fuck. Quiet. about it because gay men and straight women hate hate hate hate HATE that shit.

>>7161113
>"Yeah I had a girlfriend for a while it's a couple years actually."
>"Nobody is surprised... Yeah probably not!"
>"We'd watch Yuri shows together..."
>"Yeah... I just like girls, okay?"
>"The ship has sailed... I'm embarrassed now!"
>"Who doesn't like girls, though?"
>"Girls are Poggers."
>"You ever just wanna hold hands with a girl?"
>"That's why I peg girls, to hold their hands"
>"I go to idol lives, and pay them to hold their hands for 30 seconds, it's really great!"
>"Everyone likes girls!"
>"You prefer guys? That's okay too!"
>"Guys are cute! Guys are cute. That's why, you know, I don't really... I know my type of girl I think... I don't really know my type of guy."
>"What's my type of lady? My type of lady is... Tall... And... Um... That's it."

>>7163607

>>7160866
>Why are bisexual women so much more common than bisexual men?

Men can have sex with multiple women to produce multiple babies
Women can have sex with multiple men and only produce 1 baby at a time

As such its an evolutionary advantage for women to be more open to cooperating with each other sexually in order to get impregnanted by the same Alpha-male

Whereas the reverse is true for men, The one chance at pregnancy creates extreme competition and extreme aversion to fucking each other. Thats why two men having sex is seen as significantly more disgusting to straight men because being seen as gay drops your chance at having a child with a woman to almost zero. The "no homo" and "fuck off with that gay shit" mentality derrives from this.

And this is all just the instinctual aspect of it. Add on society and religion and being a gay male is basically demon-tier shit while lesbians are seen as more normal. Heck in japan being a dyke is considered a "phase" in highschool girls. Ask noel, marine, Matsuri, they all have lesbian-like experiences even without a proper gf.

>>7163607
>"I go to idol lives, and pay them to hold their hands for 30 seconds, it's really great!"
lmao pomu is full on ojisan tier

>>7162553
And ironically bringing that up primarily ends up hurting actually bi women and doesn't effect the experimenters.

>>7160866
They aren't in any meaningful number, you are just in a hobby that attracts a lot of lesbians and bi girls because being seen with a guy ruins your career. It's like going to a gay club and then saying "wow there are a lot more gay men nowdays". Also a question, why is it any better to be cucked by a men than a women? I drop a chuuba if she yuribaits but a lot of you faggots seek it out as getting cuck by a vagina is any better.

>>7164888
Bi women can rot for accepting those freaks.
The ones hurt are lesbians.

do you want a hug, nijigoslings?

How likely is it the no nijien fans are actually mad, and all of the "goslings" are just shitposters trying to force a controversy?

>>7165199
Take your meds

>>7165222
I was doing so well. I was moderating myself and enjoying the streams innocently until akiba. Then it kinda snowballed out of control.

>>7165313
It's probably half shitposters and half genuine posters.
If this was about Finana or even Elira you'd have a point, but denying that pomudachi are very likely to be true goslings is simply retardation.

The more chuubas i watch the more i relaize im not watching cute anime girls, im just watching lesbians and bi fujo streamers. I wish there were cute e girl streamers, who acted cute, like anome girls, i would jump to that instead, maybe it would have less lesbians. Im getting real tired of all the yuri pandering everywhere.

>>7165313
Damn I sure wonder how many of the people spamming a shitty /hlgg/ meme in a Niji thread are shitposters.

>>7160466
If they wouldn't be idolfags who want to groom other idols they would be happily married adult women with kids and not virtual youtubers on internet anon.

So Finana, Elira and Pomu are lesbians? I don't care for the fish and the dragon but I do care for the fairy. I was concerned for her. I cared for her. I even promoted her. Now I got this. Just kill me already.

>>7160374

THAT'S THE BEST PART

>>7165494
How you're expecting an impromptu live performance to be on the same level as quadruple-edited 15 times re-recorded narrative is beyond me.
That's like expecting a street performer to pull off hollywood stunts.

>>7160374
Just end me

>>7165494
Watch Petra.

>this is what's making people upset and not the vshit collab
ok

>>7165601
Fish outright said she was bi.
I don't remember Elira talking much about her life, except that time she threw the biggest dogwhistle I've seen by replying to a marshmallow asking her if she was a virgin with "I'm a wizard".

>>7161001
YWNBAW

>>7165744
>Fish outright said she was bi.
Clip?

>>7165477
I've been in literally every nijien thread, so it's pretty easy to deny that actually. I do know there's a persistent shitposter who tries to push that he fans are "Holofags" though.

>>7161001
No wonder the human race is dying at a faster pace than anticipated.

>>7165735
The same people were also spamming during the vwhore collab so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

>>7166032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJuQYwQPU3g
100% real

>>7161001
I will become gay just to spite you

>>7166032
I don't think it got clipped because literally nobody cares lmao

I saw it live and I don't remember which stream it was

>>7166064
Yes anon, every single person who disagrees with you on something is part of the shitposting illuminati.

>>7166064
Anon, mods can delete multiple posts at once. It's not always a single person.

>>7161001
Feet or gtfo

>>7166032
I can't find a clip, but she said something like "I like boys and I like girls" during the Pomu drawing stream.

>>7166401
>>7166065
>>7166234
>>7162042
>>7161313
>>7165954
>>7166401
How new do you have to be not to recognize that pasta?

>>7166475
Very new since I rarely see topics like these get brought up and that it's trending. But my doomposting still stand.

>>7166475
just because it's a pasta doesnt mean you shouldnt reply to it

>>7166701
based bait eater

Can we add Pomu to the niji pic showing how they are all supporting lgbt?

>>7166992
Don't forget to add Finana with her "shout outs to all binary (sic) people".

>>7166992
Does she support gay men though?

>>7167054
And Elira for the gay novel stuff.

>>7166992
Once it gets clipped.

>>7167080
I dunno why don't you ask all these retarded gosling faggots lmao

>>7161363
What do you mean? I'm a straight dude but I often think about what kind of guy I would most like to have a relationship with.

I WILL BE A WOMAN for pomu

>>7167161
You Will Never yeah you know the rest

>>7167158
Anon... I don't know how to say this...

>>7167158
That's fine as long as you say no homo after every thinking session.

>>7167158
You're gay anon. Must be either all the hentai or someone molested you as a kid.

>>7167158
anon, I...

>Elira: fujoshi
>Pomu: lesbian
>Finana: likes girls also
what gives? this is why Japan has a fertility crisis.

>>7167158

>>7167372
but none of them are japanese..

>>7167372

>>7167372
? None of them are japanese and Finana is way more likely to get a boyfriend to breed her than to get a girlfriend

>>7167620
In general. Many female chubas are into girls too in JP.

>>7167372
You can cure all of them with dick if you groom hard enough.

>>7167642
finana is more likely to buy a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating cock.

>>7167852
That would imply she doesn't own one already.

>>7167946
yeah now that I think about it, nobody has any chance with finana to begin with, she probably has a collection of toys so powerful that it would leave normal sex in shame, her pleasures incomparable to human sex.

>>7167158
What kind of guy?

>>7168139
Yeah, but a toy can't pull her hair and call her names. Not yet anyway

>>7161285
It's a shit hobby for a guy to be into. It's just setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>7161408
Pomu reminded me of my bi ex-girlfriend and it gave me a ptsd episode. I'm done. Not even gonna try to bargain here.

>>7169239
Oof had a similar experience

can someone explain me the gosling meme? I'm kinda new and never watched that movie before.

>>7160581
Of all the holo girls to post you choose the grifter whose sexuality changes depending on how popular she is.

The gf is Kiara

>>7163607
>>"I go to idol lives, and pay them to hold their hands for 30 seconds, it's really great!"
How can she be so based? I swear I would just sweat the fuck out holding hands with a random girl.

>>7171681
What makes you think she doesn't?

>>7160581
This used to be my oshi. I traded her for Pomu. Pomu pulls this shit. I'm tired.

Pomu just hasn't encountered the right dick mine.

>>7171854
Maybe stop being a faggot.

>>7170695
Ryan Gosling is known in multiple movies to play the guy who gets his female-related dreams crushed

In Drive(2011) He is forced to leave the girl he loves in order to protect her because he's a wanted man
In Blade runner, the Girl he falls in love with is actually a whore AI who is ENTIRELY DESIGNED to cater to his whims and isn't a real person
In Lars and the Real Girl, Gosling is a schizo who literally falls in love with a sex doll. And the whole plot is other people figuring out how to get him to stop

And he is a master at his craft regarding the facial expressions of being such a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mzFXxXamo

This thread seems to indicate that women watch Pomu? Is this true?

>>7160866
This>>7163376 Announcing your bi is pretty telling any girl your actually gay. It's so bad you'd have a higher chance of getting with a girl if you said you were virgin before saying your were bi.

>>7160374
ALL love is forbidden.

>>7161306
Both a nijifag and holokek here.
Just wondering, why is it fake when holo does it but true when it's niji? Isnt it pretty much an e-girl being gay in both cases anyway? Or is it just another stupid console war for incels to seethe about?

>>7173091
Also La La Land ending

>>7160374
Why are people making such a big deal about this?

>>7160866
Because there's no such thing a a bi man. If you like taking another guy's dick you're gay, and no amount of sex with women will ever cleanse you of it.

>>7179556
Lesbian (not that that's confirmed, I'd say more signs point to bi) = Won't fuck them, like she'd fuck them in the first place.

>>7179691
Then how and why do I want to fuck both men and women?????

>>7167158
MKUltra anon...
They're probably gonna ask you to testify soon, be ready.

>>7160374
What is?