/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KANI!

>>7131043

when Wah!-poster sleeps I shall replace your threadly dose of Tako

>>7131115
I want both of them to give me a sloppy blowjob

>>7131389
>Not wanting both of them to bully you with their giant futa cocks
Faggot

wah!

>>7131076
>Payday 2 sounds
Its been a while since Ive enjoyed that game...

>>7132002
how do I make these things play sound they never do for me

>>7132002
God I want to watch some group of hololive play payday 2. Shit would be some amazing entertainment.

>>7132160
I remember when I didn't know how to listen to soundposts...
Download something that can run scripts on browsers (Violentmonkey extension for example) then go on gresasyfork and search "4chan sounds player" download the first one, input it on the extension and hopefully you're not retarded to work out the kinks yourself
>>7132205
Botan played it a few days ago so its possible but I doubt it

>>7132290
Oh its a script. Yeah I got it now. Thought it was some kind of computer magic that everyone else had thought out but that's pretty simple.

>>7132290
>Botan played it a few days ago so its possible
She did? Post the vod I'm lazy right now to find it.

>>7132507
do your own reps faggot.

last 6 cycles make'em count

>>7132745
WAAAAAAAAAAAA TELL MEEEEE I DONT WANT TO DO MY REPS FEEDDD MEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP DROWNING YOURSELF IN ROTTEN PISS AND FEED ME MY REPS YOU CD FUCKER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7132973
internet.com faggot

>keep thinking about ina all day
>her voice must sound the way it does because she's very slimy
>get into slime porn
>ina must have the juiciest grool
>slime girl added to my growing list of fethises acquired from liking ina
one of these days ina will release some actual tentacle content and everyone will feel the same way
BUY INA

>>7133496
WAH!!!

>>7133496
what oshi does this falseflagger even belong to

>>7133496
Wah!

>>7133172
>lowercase I Internet

ello nasfaq. Another day, another pushup. lets get on with our usual game. for every % moved on adjustment, do 1 pushup. Green or red, it doesn't matter. Went red? that's your punishment. Went green? Enjoy in game gains with irl gains then. tomorrow, lets try a different exercise. if you have any suggestions feel free to share.

>>7133838
squats. this thread needs some leg day

uh oh, I feel those burritos last night creeping back on me...

Bros I need to take a shit can we ask ms. honk to move adjustments back 5 minutes

time to rub one out to the fat cat

>>7134102
>>7134123
Hey neither of you are me

>>7131043
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (KANI KANI KANI KANI) (Music: AIURA opening (TV ver.))

If Haachama won't drop below 10k tonight, this just confirms that the devs rigged her

>>7134184
Why can't you just be happy for the haatons?

>>7134210
>be happy for a bunch of spritesheet using discord-fags
no

>dips mean I can buy more
>spikes mean moredivvies
>crabs mean panic-sellers will enable sloppy second buying
>red monday means fat stacks of new coins
Adjustment is like fucking disneyland if you have some liquid

A-adjustment-chama??

>>7134257
We're all friends here

>>7134274
It's at 9:05 anonchama

>>7134274
15:05 (9:05am burger time)

>>7134262
Life IS disneyland if you have a fuckton of liquid.

>>7134280

>>7134184
>I accidentally brought back oversell feature, forgive me.

>>7134280
No, I'm Pomu!

holy ballsacks discounts galore

100

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HAATO WILL GO DOWN THEY SAID HAATO ISNT RIGGED THE GAME ISNT BROKEN THEY SAID
LOL
FUCK OFF

>>7134364
round up, and I know its mathematically incorrect, but thats 6% in terms of the game. yall mfs really pushing through with the x20 modifier. Godspeed.

>>7134391
rumao, officially 20k base price. enjoy the inflated value i guess haatons

So huh, about the bet, haato went day from the previous day in numbers, but green because of oversell... how do settle this?

I'm fucking rich

>>7134280
We're not. If every single Haatons account disappeared overnight I would be genuinely happy.

shit I panicbought which numbers do I go for

How is 950k with a subtick only worth 10% more than 770k without one? Niggerman explain this.

>>7134427
i made it simple, if red i lose, if green i win. that's it

>No no it's okay now that Haato is back she's going to adjust down I swear, it's not free money, they're not making free money off a broken stock, it's not literally dev sanctioned cheating, just wait she'll go down,
Hilarious how the devs haven't posted here since we started calling out the Haato shit.

>>7134210
because cheating sucks

>>7134427
So priestess and tupac have to superchat maririn? Right?

>>7134479
well, you guys will get them to adress THIS instead.

I barely made it home in time for adjusmtents. Let's gooo!! 3x10 I hate squats so I'm doing deadlifts today.

>>7134541
>only one shionyo
Are you poor?

>>7134541
AHAHAHAHA LETS FUCKING GO SHIOKKOS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7134541
>Sorry guys overbuying is a thing haha, let me just push this button

>Red 17

>>7134571
I don't participate in games with my frens oshi and sold her off to tune my numbers once.
MPP: 3.5k as you'd expect.

>>7134533
eyup

>>7134561
>I hate squats
Guess I know what exercise we're doing tomorrow...

I haven't seen this much red on my profile since bogradation, 60 push ups for me. I wasn't going to have a shower this morning but I might have to now, you cunts.

>>7134580
All I wanted was for overbuying to not apply to stocks that are still negative. That would have fixed it, don't let a stock that went down -50% and was bought up to -25% adjust down AGAIN.
Stocks that went from -15% to +20% adjusting down was fine.

>>7134473
Alright, you win, but by a technicality. Haato DID go down, but went up because of the oversell pity mechanic, so in the end the bet turned into "how much are people gonna sell haato"

>>7134642
Priestess stop being a nigger and just throw money at Marine's phat ass

>>7134633
>making 4chan niggers do pushups and take showers
all according to keikaku...

>>7134642
i agree 100%, i fully expected to lose that one. but that's just betting i guess

>>7134642
>didn't define every term and consition beforehand
next time get a lawyer involved, if none of you predicted "oversold so up a bit" you all pay in my opinion, but I'm not even involved.

I lost more money in one day today than bogration

>>7134683
I did, but we'll need better rules next time, since with the overbought mechanic gone, people betting "up" has an advantage over people betting "down", since oversell is still a thing

>>7134414
Only doing this for reds but I haven't got a green ever since the reps started

She was only sold down 10% yesterday. I'm not screaming rigged like these annoying faggots, I just really don't understand how -20% views, no sub tick is oversold at -10%.

>go up places despite losing money
this is how you spot both a red x-day (Tuesday this week it seems) and whether or not your hedging works.

Friendly reminder to turn check if your auto-trader is on!

>>7134747
>that supa text
You are a man of taste, and you took the words right out of my mouth.
>>7134776
It's rigged.

wee

>>7134763
damn

lot's of good deals on the board today but one stands out seeing how the stream right now goes.

>>7134642
pls go down or my dreams of 2k haato is dashed

yesterday/today

10/42 assets red, most of them RED, but somehow only down 6%. Protect ya neck, hedge yourself fool.
In Suisei.

>>7134332
Hi, I'm orange. Let's kiss. *chu* *chu* *chu* Take out your tongue, bitch *chu* *chu* *chu*

>>7134903
That art is terrible

>>7134983
reverse psychology to make me post it every thread? I'll try unless I forget.
nobody asked, faggot.

Remember to pump Shion until she can't stand.

>>7134983
It was the only OC I could find in my folder with her wearing glasses OK. I don't like the hair.
Have some kino.

>>7135032
first of your boys are abandoning ship apparently. If we're actually right about Haato they'll regret it once you reach 10k.

>>7135032
I'm trying to but people seem really intent on selling

>>7135054
>Have some kino.
Now you're just doing this on purpose

>>7134776
It is literally unironically rigged and you're small brain if you think otherwise, devs have fucked up. They've admitted Haato has special properties.

Imma let you in on a secret shion is a bubble, smart people are selling on you dumbasses holding

>>7135188
AMOGUS

>>7135188
>shion is in a bubble, smart people are selling
>somehow her good stream numbers have let her crab
anons are onto something

Looking at the network even the haatons thought she was going to drop.
>>7135139
Faggot, I bet you don't want to become one with the machine and purge the galaxy.

>>7135188
I want to have sex with shion

>>7135188
There's literally no reason to sell unless you just want quick cash.

>>7135280
haatons were only selling to set her base price lower for themselves. hadn't they sold she'd be like 28k instead for at least a week

>>7135300
She WILL be mass sold before divvies as people realize she'll make them lose money

>>7135188
She's a long term investment

>>7135343
Just holding inflates your networth more

>>7135343
>Be me
>Buy a few Shion whenever she's under $3500 to be ready for her comeback
>You nerds try to turn her into the next Haato when she's already at $4000
>I sell now
Simple as.

>>7135467
>be me
sorry anon I puked a little at the thought of even being in proximity of you

>>7135504
but anon he posted the gigachad image surely that's him and whatever he says is right

>>7135467
>Buy a few Shion whenever she's under $3500
>she's already at $4000
>>I sell now
you missed 200% profits

I was worried coming into Tuesday with nearly 9m left but with these dips I'm probably going to spend most of it today.

>>7135555
With those quads you're sure to make it, hopefully I do to

>>7135555
friend!

>>7135555
>>7135577
holy digits you guys are gonna make it

>>7135504
Isn't Ame taking time off in August? Why don't you niggers send her to the moon too?
>>7135532
Gigachad is using a ThinkPad. cypher selling Shion confirmed.
>>7135544
I am selling now, not when she was at $4000. Buying her at >$4000 is fucking retarded. If you haven't sold them all by Saturday adeios your divs, and some of you now have $6k MPP Shions...

>>7134983
It's a hag comet

>>7135555
buy mr koro

>>7135619
We can't pump Ame til she's gone or it won't work.

At this point Subaru is a newfag trap with her ~24% divvies...

>>7135642
That's not the problem, her proportions are way off

>>7135619
> If you haven't sold them all by Saturday adeios your divs
there are 54 cycles between divvies and adjustments. If 10 people buy Shion my returns will already be at 20%

>>7135648
>You're bumping uglies with Mr. Koro.
>It's been 12 hours now, this hag fucks like she games.
>It's an endurance sport to her.
>Your ass and back are numb now.
>Your "yubi" is looking more like an actual yubi at this point.
>There's nothing left of you, you've coomed it all out, but she's still grinding away.
>ほらよ!
>She screams as she slaps your chest to wake you up.
>"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."
>nottu undastand.
>You somehow squeeze another tiddly-wink of cum out.
>You can't even fucking tell anymore, your entire taint has gone numb too.
>She stops, and gives you a determined look,
>もう一回。。。

>>7135795
I love that one

>>7134332
>Hey Pomu what's making you take a break next month?
>Hey Pomu what about your surgery?
>Hey Pomu when is your surgery?
>Hey Pomu did I mention your surgery?

>>7135896

>>7134928
kek

>>7135915
>Hey Pomu hope nothing bad happens when you are having surgery

>>7135976
>Hey Watame when is your dad coming home?

>>7136031
hello I'm Watamedic, Watame's dad. I made a family of sexdolls with fairy breasts I removed on cancer surgeries and I'm too addicted to go back home, I don't want my daughter to see this please help me

>>7136227

Haachama has streamed 4 days in a row, I guess that break really did refresh her.

>>7136270
off topic but if you have any more of these edits, please leave me a breadcrumb where or how to find them, or if you want me to love you post it
t. mikofag

>Pomuposting
That's it. I'm done with this game and this thread.

>>7136351
see you tomorrow, pomu has been here for over a week. You also replied this once before with the same image.

>>7136351
See you tomorrow!

>>7136333
I got it from here.

>>7136374
>pomu has been here for over a week.
I've been on 4channel.org since it was created

>>7136402
shit that means I posted it.

>>7136422
so for three whole years, wow.

>>7136351
Hold up there, we can't leave this loop until you supachat 5 lambos.

>>7136429
there is another on gelbooru with Yagoo making a different face. just look up Monty Python

>>7136462
yes, that's the joke, thanks for pointing it out

>>7136374
>>7136384
It's because of you Pomufags that no one plays this game anymore. You've made 2 players quit already and maybe it's really the time for me to follow.

>>7136351
A minor transgression is ignored if it has a minor volume, so you know what to do if you want something to change.

>>7136513
go fuck yourself zoomer

Who the fuck is Pomu

>>7136490
aw fuck yes tell me your oshi I'll buy a coin

>>7136566
Shion

>>7136532
see you tomorrow.

>>7136532
>He fell for the "they left because of pomu" fud

>>7136479
>>7136351
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7136583
fuck it, I'm a man of my word.

>>7136613
piss plans...

Oga's getting an update. The divvies will go up. Buy more Oga.

>>7136715
how was the 3d stream?

>>7135188
>(spoiler)
Yes, she is but she far from her maximum yet, which means you can still make a lot more money from this bubble

ZHONKBOT WAS OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

INB4 she goes up again.

>>7136741
Fun, mucho Oga.

>>7136715
>We've already missed the chance to PnD THREE Homo 3D debuts
>Including Winning Son.
Suffering defeat after defeat, anon's body had reached its limit, breaking down.
But he couldn't die yet. He had a job that must be done: To spend on homos and buy Towa.

>>7136848
I tuned in and singing as red-kun, I'm buying a $20k Haato out of principle.
>>7137040
No way I can find it from my phone, but
>Roberu CrazyNoisyBizarreTown
Homostars or we fucking riot.

>>7137073
>>7137040
>we
(you)

Why Aggie-tard are liek that?

These two sound so good together.

>>7137040
Imagine we had Tamaki coin right now.
Outfit reveal which announces the next outfit reveal.

>>7137170
Too much petrol sniffing.

>>7137200
They're fucking

>>7137073

>>7137235
>your oshi raising a glass.png

Haato fuckin singing Anpanman get in here

>>7137234
I'm fucking Suisei but I'm not Rikka, what did you mean by this?

I hate Pomu and Pomufags. They should get cancer and die. Oh, wait...

>>7137275
But I'm the one fucking her

>>7137275
>>7137299
I am fucking Suisei and I don't remember making these posts

>>7137293
RENT.
FREE.

>>7137235
>Roberu gets a scuffed model that he knows is fucked
>Instead of bitching or even trying to hide how borked it is, he capitalizes on the weirdness
I love this Winning Son.

MALE SNIFFING HAATOS FEET ON THE STREAM SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>7137433
Where'd you get that picture of me?

>>7137468
I'm sniffing your feet

I really don't appreciate the cancer posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a Pomu fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a girl, just like your oshi. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for her? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's oshi. I'm really sad today.

>>7137361
Is that all you can say?

>>7137170
what did he mean by this?

>>7137578
It's time to quit playing nasfaq

>>7137578
The Pomunigger should stop posting and just fuck off then.

>>7137578
is this a pasta? I think it is now.

I really don't appreciate the CHINA posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a CHINA fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a COUNTRY, just like your COUNTRY. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for her? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's COUNTRY. I'm really sad today.

I really don't appreciate the HAACHAMA posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a HAACHAMA fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a RIGGED COIN, just like your RIGGED COIN. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for honk? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's RIGGED COIN. I'm really rich today.

>>7137750

>>7135467
based non-hype investor
ygmi

I thought this was a comfy thread...

>>7137813
it sometimes goes bad after adjustment, usually during the week.

Joking about Watame's fther is not funny, it makes me feel very uncomfortable. I'm not a Watame fan but those jokes have crossed the line. 51% of black american children grow up with no father, that means YOUR oshi probably grew up with no father. Don't you feel bad for all of these children? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing (being born black) happening to anyone's oshi. I'm particularly euphoric after checking the numbers for fatherless children in the us, it's funny.

>>7137578
Fuck now I actually feel bad. If Pomu dies for real I might cry harder than I did for Coco and I don't even watch her.

>>7137654
What have you done?!
>>7137850
kek

CANCER CANCER CANCER RAVE LETS GOOOOOOOO

Haato cancer rave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nynJKmBoJgk

yubi yubi cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfVSIGgmPmg

cancer + mental illness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8oHJpmFgsw

cancer + autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfyqvDPJQe0

DO THE CANCER DANCE GUYS

>>7137813
You can blame the bunch of people who pulled off a quitting prank

Haato singing Infinity sounds like Sara Bonito to me now and I can't fucking unhear it.

Less than 48 hours left before Pomu goes into surgery and dies

I really don't appreciate Zhonk posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a Honk fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a developer, just like Gura's dad. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for honk? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's father. I'm really sad today.

>>7137578
I kinda agree. No idea who this Pomu is but if she really has cancer this is kinda fucked up.

It's posted as watame bait usually but yeah, I think it's kinda low

>>7137971

We're racing to the bottom because there's nothing else to do.
Honk should remove autotrader so that spergs would spend energy on clicking buy instead of post.

>>7137813
make it the thread you want to see. complaining won't do anything, this is not fucking r*ddit where mods clean your diaper if someone said a no-no word. Do some numbercrunching, post topical or vaguely topical soundposts, make some OC, share something. We're here to press as much FUN out of this sophisticated RNG-Machine with colorful logos as we can, of course jealous funposters who can't relate will want to ruin it. Don't even react.

I really don't appreciate the ASS CANCER posting. It makes it very difficult to open this thread at all. I'm not a Ayame fan but this is just over the line even for this board. She's just a girl, just like your oshi. Even if you're doing this unironically, don't you feel a little worried for her? You must. I wouldn't wish any of this kind of thing happening to anyone's oshi. I'm really sad today.

>>7137885
>no low angle shots
culture is fading away...

what the fuck is going on

>>7138029

She doesn't have cancer you mouthbreathers

>>7137962
I will make it happen

>>7138087
just the usual after-adjustment shitposting, it's usually where I get my work done.

>>7138121
You think these nerds actually watch Pomu and know about her titty skittle treatment?

>>7138121
>She doesn't have cancer you mouthbreathers
She does now *zap*

>look up pomu
>she's cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D41bDBLN8s
why are you guys like this

>>7137891
Hey I didn't have the idea, I just followed trough because I found it funny

>>7138265
because EN was a mistake in holo and still is a mistake in Niji where I care even less

>>7138265
To get you to check out Pomu.

>>7138265
Just stop posting that cancerous whore in a hololive thread every day and things will be fine

>>7138379
it's not even like this thread goes post kiara in the Nijithread, the only shitposting we do is to kill a thread down to page 10 with various new threads shitposting, he might be lost looking for /hlgg/

>tfw when cancer arc started from my simple mistake.

>>7138441
it'll be forgotten next thread, don't worry about it. We have the attention span of a corgi on crack.

>>7138441
You've become the real cancer, anon.

>>7138463
>it'll be forgotten next thread, don't worry about it. We have the attention span of a corgi on crack.
I wont stop until the pomunigger is gone

>>7138379
>hololive ONLY!!!
>the game is already full of mamas that aren't memebers of hololive
>the devs are adding holostars, also not hololive

>>7138379
>being an unironic tribalkek

Love chuubas
Love good content
Love me oshii
'ate Antis
Simple as.

>>7138506
don't like it?
make your own fucking game.

>>7138477
B-but canceranon has been dead for literally over 5 years.

This is why we need nijicoins

>>7138702
He never got to witness Haruhi S3...

>>7138463
>it'll be forgotten next thread, don't worry about it. We have the attention span of a corgi on crack.
This shit has been going on since the sunday retardchama, also
>we

>>7138738
go make that then.

>>7138715
>>7138702
>>7138562
>>7137108
>>7136534
>>7136479
>>7136456
>pics not related to hololive
WoW yOu CaNcErOuS pOsTeRs GeT oUt ReEeEeEeEeEe
>>7138651
That's how dumb you sound

>>7138777
see, I already forgot it

This is what happens when you don't shitpost responsibly.

>>7138702
Time for you to become the new canceranon, anon.

>>7138785
thought you said go make out, that too

>>pics not related to hololive
This kills the newnigger

Everyone stfu and buy Rushia, thanks.

>>7138889
Hey man, long time no see. How is the speaking rushia sexdoll coming along?

>>7138889
>5k
I still have an MPP of 2.5k. Ain't buyin', ain't sellin. Gonna sit on these divvies 'till the cows come home.

>>7138788
Maybe I'll add flying meme NASFAQ subtitles to this one later.

>MPP of 5.5 for a coin that should stay at 3.8
The next boggening will kill me.

>>7138944
MPP is irrelevant

What are the requirements to make the oshiboard?
>have enough coins
>it should the most collected coin in your wallet
>hold the coins for some time(how long?)

>>7138985
only the first two

>>7138985
First 2 is enough.

>>7138985
only first two

>>7138985
No more than 15 minutes for the board to update. But yeah, if you have the most of that coin in your wallet and enough to make the oshiboard that should be it.

>>7138959
>not making him say I'm Pomu
cmon man

I dont know about you guys but I just want to have sex with ina break her bones and make her scream

>>7139023
>have an idea
>beg someone else to make it
you have to go back

>>7138993
>>7138995
>>7139003
>>7139016
Is there some unwritten rule about kicking people off the oshiboard? I don't want to be rude.

>>7139034
I assumed that's where it was going you faggot, it makes no sense otherwise

>>7138959
>nasfaqg on small shopper
>miko poster getting squashed
>terminapomu saying "I'm Pomu."

>>7139023
kek. I can't have Pomuposters stabbing thread-Meg and then have Pomu-800 crashing into the place fuck it, I'll become the thing I hate just because it's pissing that one guy off so much. Once I'm actually back. Gimme transparent Pomu. I haven't used AE in years, but him saying it should be enough.

>>7138822
I'll die waiting for the DLC to preserve his legacy.

>>7139058
It's your oshi, go wild, specially if you kick off someone who shouldn't be there

>>7139058
the only things you should avoid are oshichanging, hiding your wallet and frequent namechanges. Sure, all of those are useful strats but also soulless as fuck. Be a gentleman, otherwise go hard if you can afford it.

>>7139058
If you're this new and you can get into an Oshiboard, it's probably a dead account you're kicking off of a low-competition board.
Only real "rude" thing you can do on an oshiboard is get on one with the wrong oshimark. Bread's oshi is clearly Rushia but people still give him shit because he's using the stock player icon instead of Rushia's mark.

>>7139058
The only oshiboard rule is that oshichangers are faggotniggers. And if you try to take the crown from someone who way outvalues your net worth you will probably get BTFO because they can always just out buy you. Only the Takos take that shit super seriously.
I'm still rooting for you Takeshi. I never sell $BOOBA.

>>7139154
>Only the Takos take that shit super seriously.
They still get BTFO though, 3 of them literally quit

>>7139058
If you have a different icon from your oshi and end up on her oshiboard you are a nigger.
BBut this doesn't seem to apply if you have an ame oshi icon and end up on on miko's oshiboard

>>7139200
listen I don't make the rules and he kicked a towa-icon out, let me at least have preferences if my board is fucking dead.

None of this would have started if weren't for that 5M super and people adding that he quit because of the Pomuposting. It's not even the Pomuposters' or off-topic posters' fault this time. It's your fault for giving attention to those posters.

anyone wanna have rp sex on the floor byoo bring your own oshi

>>7139251
Not really, I was baiting tribalnigger all last week.

you know you fucked up if even watameposters explain the shitpost meta in a concerned fashion

>>7139251
I just wanted to shitpost, it was fun, other anons had fun too. fuck the Pomu nigger begging for his Oshi to be added, and fuck the Miko nigger for blogging about quitting.

>>7139251
I'm my defense, it was hilarious to see people genuinely think he "quit" "because of pomu" and not just that he added an extra zero to his superchat by accident

>>7139326
>spoiler
ok now this shit is going onto the next OP

>>7139058
It's not rude to kick them off, that's rivalry.
Maybe except for Choco Unity Funds, I'll feel bad if I see him drop from the crown

>>7139403
And bread, I will personally seek and destroy anyone trying to take bread's crown

>fuck the Miko nigger for blogging about quitting
What the fuck?

>>7139423
don't really think you have to worry about someone with autotrader running 24/7 regardless of price.

>>7139450
I wasn't even in that bet. Goal of 3535 not reached yet.

>>7138702

>watame troll fishing everyday, gets a few (you)s from his baits
>one pomu dude comes in and says "I'm Pomu", thread goes absolutely nuclear
Are you even trying watamate?

>>7139326
too many on this board have had their brains melted and need /j on the end of a post to know it is not serious

>7139566
Touch grass

How is it possible that there where like 17 people in the aggie that saw the prank happen in real time but you niggers still push the "he quitted because of pomuposters" rrat?

>>7139623
There were 5 people there

>>7139575
35Ps are known to be very sensitive and some people here treats this thread as their safezone. People didn't doubt him much from "quitting over the smallest thing"

>>7139200
There's a few "sets" that can get away with mingling, or at least passing through. I spent a week or so on Mel's oshiboard and nobody said anything other than to ask how I got there, since I suddenly was in 2nd place at the time.

>>7139652
5 people chatting, the rest was still there

>>7139623
Like half of those people are leaving it alone because they think it's funny, or not worth the trouble in correcting people more than once. You've seen how hard it is to get people to drop a rrat.

>>7139306
I blame spoonfeeders for the state of the thread
>>7139653
people could have checked superchats or the leaderboard to see that they didn't quit instead of boosting the pomufagging

>>7139691
exactly

>>7139653
>People didn't doubt him much from "quitting over the smallest thing"
I said that to disprove the rrat. It was meant as "I doubt they'd quit over something so trivial, but if they did, then good because that shit is nothing"

>>7139154
>Anyone who want's to change their oshiboard to any competitive one must buy non-stop for weeks to even have a chance
>The only oshiboard rule is that oshichangers are faggotniggers
Yeh...

the people in the aggie made up the he quit rrat you idiots

God I fucking love this thread

who was the nigger that ruined the numbers

>>7139808
I want to fuck ina and I want her to fuck me

Oh great, now the takocels woke up

>>7139825
oh no, I guess you will just have to go up to 88,888,888 now

>>7139834
Os this the peg nigger?

>>7139825
I donated 88888 as a tribute for the tako quitting, didn't know I would be ruining the number

>>7139890
It didn't ruin it, someone donated $1 after you and big plans

>>7139890
no, someone else donated $1 after you

>>7139825
but that's a great number

>ina pegs you
holy shit i've never heard anything so hot

>>7139705
I blame towaniggers for need in spoonfeeding at all

>>7139929

>>7139929
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>7139929

>>7139623
Because it's fucking hilarious

>>7140048
Why is this so familair? I nknow you drew this in the last aggie and you've been spamming it every thread but it's so fucking familiar. Am I missing something? Did you copy this from somewhere?

>>7139923
>takos get infected by investogators

>>7139929
Did some of you fucking incels just bought towa because of this? I so much fucking despise you...

Hello, I have remade the autotrader entirely on google sheet.
This autotrader will run on google servers, so there is no need to open your PC for 810 hours.
There are extra features in this autotrader such as buying/selling until target price and many more. I'm planning to add more features but I need your suggestions on what should I add next.
Remember to read the Introduction tab to learn more about the sheet.

If honk or other devs can give their opinions on this sheet then it would be appreciated.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qO0vVIgk2OxDgTnU7XfseAJ-H8494AF_uGumkG5Y7yI/edit?usp=sharing

>>7140091
THEY ARE

>>7140122
how many Haato will it buy

>>7140081
Because it's one of the only things on my phone. 7 more minutes.
1/2 - no I didn't trace it. 2/2 in a second.

I just realized that if you change your name, the superchat top donators doesn't update that, and instead just lists it as a separate donator, and not as the same person.

>>7140122
>so there is no need to open your PC for 810 hours
fuck no I don't want to be playing with a bunch of niggers bots

>>7140149
the donations will sum up with your old name if you change it back

>>7140081
2/2

>>7140048
unironically, sovl

>>7140133
THEY ARE?

>>7140148
All this time I thought it was a lobster eating senchou's brain

>>7140122
(You) will not tell me what to do or not do

>>7140133
>>7140208
great friends!

>>7140238
>[File deleted]

>>7140122
Fuck off with that afk bullshit. This isn't some nigger casual mobile game. This is sweaty day trading and part of the fun is having to commit your own time and resources to it instead of putting in some settings and letting it run for days. Fucking nigger what's the point of playing if you do this.

>>7140191
>your oshi
>how would you hang out?
Take her to a football game and let her see the pirate ship in the stadium. The cannons shoot merch. Or at least they used to.
>>7140238
Pic

>>7140238
Ina is taller than ame REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7140305
but Ame is a huge bitch compared to Ina

>>7140210
Oh look, I just checked in and got the funny numbers, lucky I.

>>7140122
On one hand, this is a godsend
>buying/selling until target price
On the other, >>7140168

>>7140122
Nice digits. I fucking love you spergHaaton. The fucking NASFAQ tab crashed again while I was fucking with faceswapping Pomu into a Hollywood blockbuster that'll just get crushed by WEBM compression anyways...
how do we know we can trust you and it won't just buy 10000 Haato?

>>7140297
Susie
sex at a karaoke

>>7140122
Ok the added features are cool and all but this can't be allowed.

>>7140122
>the gang gives away their accounts to the haatons
>captcha: HAX4S

>>7140322
Then why was ae blushing and ina eating "that"

>>7140305
Thats Futame from timeline 51174, not our Ame from timeline 1337

>the haatons were botting this whole time
I can't believe I trusted you guys

>>7135619
>Why don't you niggers send her to the moon too?
she'll have worse divvies than Shion and Haachama combined

>>7140470
The best timeline

>>7140467
it's the pheromone's fault!!!

>>7140122
>The person who got your user session can use it to buy haato, say profanities in floor or delete your account.
>delete your account
Ok, I was aware of /api/deleteOwnAccount/, but I cannot believe devs are retarded enough to not ask for the password for confirmation. Is the holosesh enough to nuke your account?
Regardless, the code should be public, and we can audit it.

>>7140122
With respect, I will wait until these features are implemented into Zhonkbot. I'm not attaching a Haatobot to my account.

>>7140361
>>7140145
>>7140461
I will create a complete detail technical explanation on what is happening with the sheet. I'll send it here after I made it.
The source code is always open by clicking Tools > Script editor

>>7140295
>>7140168
You have been playing with bots since the release of autotrader. So might as well make it more useful.

>>7140451
I'm hoping to drag honk or the other devs on their opinions on this sheet. Since we currently have no defined rules on what can and cannot be made.

>>7140547
I was waiting for these feature to be added too but it was taking too long.
>>7140543
I havent tested that api call yet, but its better to be on the safe side

>>7140524
ok cultist, post salsa now

>>7140098
>he doesn't know
I'm going to buy Towa and you will be sorry for not buying her

>>7140598
>thread has solid proof haatocoin is rigged
>"oh hey I made this very autistic sheet with more functionality than the game itself to push the devs to implement them or allow them"
I see what's going on here

>>7140651
this is the last part I have, I will look for sauce to see if there is more

>>7140297
Ame
Bring her to a zoo
the let her perform a mating press on me in the toilet

>>7140598
>Since we currently have no defined rules on what can and cannot be made.
>I was waiting for these feature to be added too but it was taking too long.
A guy was banned for these features. This is cheating and you know it. You can try justifying your past actions by posting this now but now we all know you're a cheater.

>>7140122
For you, Gūgurudokkusu no Haaton-senpai.
>>7140598
I am retarded but I will look through your code too. The fact that we have our own private copies of the spreadsheet leaves little room for any fuckery. Anyone who doesn't use it because they're scared without checking it over or asking someone they "trust" here - kek is an idiot.
still gonna wait for honk/devchama to confirm we won't get banned for making API calls like this though

>>7140786
The funny thing is the 2nd guy that got banned, got banned literally 2 days before zhonkbot was rolled out.

>>7140820
time to check for ways to fuck with the auto-limit

>>7140912
It doesn't matter if the devs will add those features later. Having access to and using them before they're added for everyone to use is obviously an unfair advantage.

>>7140598
>The source code is
Surprisingly well documented and fucking hilarious
Still reading, but I've yet to find code that would be doing anything other than directly contacting the NASFAQ API.
lmao didn't expect anyone to reply to my surveyfagging. good answers so far though
>>7141013
>before they're added for everyone to use
>unfair advantage
He made it public.

>>7141041
To win the Olympics, buy and use some steroids! It's public!

>>7141041
>He made it public.
Yes he did but how long has he had it? He claims to have made it just now but there's no way to prove that unless you dive in balls deep to analyze his transactions and even then it's difficult. He made it public to save his own ass.

/api/deleteOwnAccount/ does not require a password, be warned i learned the hard way

>>7141147
POMUPOSTERS FUCKING DELETED AN ACCOUNT

>>7141147
I want to make a fake url that redirects to that and post it here SO MUCH but I'm not evil enough

>>7141095
>Clearly prohibited performance enhancing drugs
>Utility made by someone using public API calls and shared with all players.
baka.
>>7141116
Why should I care? I just got a free HFT utility. I'm stoked.
>>7140598
oi, haatondevnigger, since I doubt anyone will know/care enough to check, but what is that "default" user session value that's stored as a failsafe? I hope it's not accidentally yours. Does the logged out market view have a user session token?
>>7141147
please tell me you tested that shit on a new account

>>7141183
>Clearly prohibited

>>7141147
POMUPOSTERS MADE ANOTHER ONE QUIT THE GAME

>>7141182
>but I'm not evil enough
I am.
https://urlday.cc/nasfaq
Confirmed working in Incognito, got the success:false response.
VAGPX
VNPMD

>>7141116
I have made this recently. After creating nasfaq wallet analysis, I decided to drive my autism to the max and created a bunch of nasfaq tools and analysis. I have started working on this 3 days ago. And have reached to a point where it is working.
For the number of times I used this sheet. I have only used it today to test how long will it really last before it reaches the google quota.
Setting it to no delay lasts for 8 hours. So following this I have set it up to have a 5 seconds delay to guarantee to not hit the google quota.
I have missed 2 trading days during this time and have been buying ayamy for more than 13 hours now.

>>7141295
HOOOONK CLOSE THE MARKETS NOW

>>7141183
>Why should I care? I just got a free HFT utility. I'm stoked.
If you're fine playing with a bunch of cheaters, good for you I guess. Next step is people adding functions to set your trades automatically to make adjustment plays for you. Where will you draw the line?

>>7141295
i fucked up.

>>7141295
please tell me we're getting a rollback