/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71317636
That was her and Noel, also please never post that again.

>>71317636
what the fuck is that?
Did they just flip the kitchen's trash bin on top of a pizza?

>>71317636
What the fuck is that abomination?

>>71319639
This is Japan's idea of gourmet pizza
Pizza in Japan is near universally shit
At best, it's like lunchables pizza sized up to a full-size 16"
At worst, this
>t. lives in Tokyo

>>71317636
Just looks like thin beef slices, dried noodles, and crushed senbei crackers. Get rid of the senbei crackers and I'd eat it.

Looks like an improvement over normal Japanese pizza

>>71317636
what the fuck am i looking at?

>>71317636
I was going to post that one raw amongus pizza but upon a closer look; what the fuck? There's no way anyone actually eats this. Right?

Japan why are you like this

>>71317636
I'll be honest. With a bottle of cheap red, that pizza looks delicious

>>71317636
MAMA MIA, IS THAT-A PIZZ-A WITH-A MORE THAN-A TOMATO AND-A CHEESE? I'M-A COMMITTING SACCHETTONI. I LEAVE MY SPECIAL MEAT-A-BALL RECIPE TO MY-A YOUNGER BROTHER SPAGHETUCCINI, WHO IS-A 37 YEARS OLD AND-A THE YOUNGEST MAN IN THE CITY, AND-A LIVES WITH OUR MAMA.

>>71317636
First Lui and now Furea... Can you ladies stop...?

>>71320134
Isn't it also overpriced as fuck?

>>71329433
Yeah, they fuck you with toppings

Hello Flareschizo

>>71329433
Fair price for exotic gaijin food

>>71329433
I've been to Thailand, Singapore and the Philippines for work. I swear to god Pizza is fucking expensive in all Asian countries.

>>71317636
>pisa

it looks like theres a whole fucking ripped up animal carcass in that kek

>>71317636
I-is that unmelted cheese? The fuck is this abomination I'm looking at?

>>71329885
Those prices have our exortionate taxes included. Or you ordered from an establishment whose prices are deliberately jacked up for foreigners.
>t. Flip
Anyways, what would you say is a good value price of a pepperoni pizza?

>>71317636
This is why she is hated

>>71317636
I literally thought that was like a nest of dead rats for a split second

>>71317636
If flare was my oshi (which she is not) and she cooked this for me i'd eat it and tell her is delicious even though it isn't. 6 years into this hobby and i've yet to finally find an oshi. Maybe i will never find her. All you oshi'd up guys lucky.

Should I open a pizza place that makes actual good pizza in tokyo?

>>71330595
Anon...

>>71330904
You'd probably do well if you can make it legit. My go-to is The Pizza in shimokitazawa but even that is "just ok" by american standards

>>71317636
And here I though Hawaii had the worse.
You know, Pizza is an UNESCO treasure, can we sue them for “offense to all humanity”?

>>71330904
I had the same idea. Though nips like to stick to routines so the first few years are going to be pretty rough but you choose a decent spot with a lot of traffic you may end up making it

>>71330904
This larper

>>71330904
>>71331045
There's no restaurant visa so you'd have to marry your Japanese oshi for a spousal visa. Are you willing to do this?

>>71331045
If you open a pizza place that doesn't suck the gaijin masses will flood to you. We're desperate

>>71331138
I can always marry a normal girl and dump her once I manage to get the attention of my oshi. Yes.

>>71331167
>that doesn't suck
I'm Italian

>>71330955
i just went there yesterday

its alright but god damn those prices

>>71317636
would

>>71328743
meds

>>71331221
so it will be a lame smear of tomato sauce and some basil/ cheese sprinkled on top of mediocre crust?

>>71331495
where do americans get this idea from?

>>71331138
>>71331062
>>71331045
>>71330955
I'm actually a game developer working for a big company, I'm thinking about opening it as a secondary income and I can afford to make no money from it for a while.

If I married my oshi she'd eat the profits

>>71331495
You mean the perfect mix of basic ingredients that still combine with each other with no need for extra crazy toppings like OP? Yes. Also we do toppings as well but margherita is still the best one

>>71317636
but enough about enna aLOWette

>>71317636
American here, what's the issue? Just looks like a well loaded pizza

>>71330582
I live in a large east coast US city (not NYC) with a large italian heritage and lots of local pizza places: A large pepperoni pizza is like $20.

>>71329885
probably because youre one of those retards that fell for the tourist trap "gourmet" pizza places
theres actually a decent number of local pizza shops that are cheap

>>71331843
Most americans are used to disgusting fast food pizza with dozens of cheap toppings.
I've been to Italy and pizza in Naples is delicious although completely different so it's hard to compare to other kinds of pizza styles.
American pizza is also good if done well.

Weren't all the toppings decided by other gen3 as part of a batsu?

>>71328743
Anon, there's plenty of fine, different types of pizza on the scale between a pepperoni and cheese and whatever the fuck this is. It looks like someone yanked all the organs out of an animal, boiled them, chucked them on to a pizza, then sprinkled some chalky bread on top.

>>71333266
The cheapest, good, large American-style pizza I know of is around $15. Small/Medium Italian-style pizza is around $12-$25. Taxes included.
You got swindled.