/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71275417
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71275417
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- White Day Voice Pack 2024 ARMIS Spy Edition【Operation White】VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_whitedayvoice2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

Removed another cover that was 1 month old

>>71275428
Amans

I'm back with VP summaries, but bad news, I'm broke this month (Thanks Altare, Axel, Flayon and Jurard) so I'm missing a couple.
Again, I'm not a yume so these POV VPs aren't for me, in other words: I'm not paying full attention when listening.

HoloIsland side Holostars EN VPs
>TEMPUS
Altare (7:13) plans a sightseeing trip on the island with you, feels sort of like Altare but the script is stiff as hell. Very yume-friendly.
Axel (6:57) shows you around the island. Axel is more himself than usual but also like he's shilling. Yume-friendly but also... not.
Bettel (5:59) wants you to review his act and you go to his show. Very Bettel, no silly voices this time but still a silly VP. Faintest, vaguest, maybe that's even pushing it, single yume moment at the end.
Flayon (8:53) helps you pick out a souvenir. Feels more like Flayon the more it goes on. VERY VERY yume-friendly oh my god. If you liked Altare's April Fools' VP you'd probably like this a lot.
Hakka (6:34) and you relax at a restaurant. There are Hakka vibes here even though the script is inorganic. Yume friendly but I think it can be sort of platonic too.
Shinri (8:39) shows you around the island, each stop is very romantic. Feels very like Shinri but BFE edition. If you like his other VPs, you'll like this one. Very yume-friendly.
>ARMIS
Jurard (6:10) takes you cave exploring. Feels very much like Jurard, he's not too loud though. Yume-friendly.
GB (5:04) is cooking with you, he's kind of got more of an accent. There's hints of GB here but the script is definitely holding him back. I don't think it had yume moments.
Octavio (4:52) watches you set up camp. Very Octavio even though the script needs work. Not very obviously yume.
Ruze (6:03) takes you mountain climbing and explains flora. Very Ruze. Yume friendly.

Continued in replies.

>>71275592
White Day Operation White VPs - Octavio, Ruze
These VPs I liked quite a bit actually.

>Octavio (10:49)
Octavio has you bound with strings, he says he knows you're a spy and he knows how everything went down, all he wants is for you to confess.
Definitely feels like Octavio... maybe more his in-lore character, very cool actually.
Has some yume moments, and some lore exposition but not annoyingly blatant. Nice audio work. His voice work is really fun.
If you liked Altare's April Fools' VP this has that vibe but lighter and more whimsy. You should like this if you liked Magni's Valentine's VP for /those/ reasons as well.
Spoiler about who you are (not any existing characters): You are a secret admirer that writes poetry.
>Ruze (9:02)
Ruze tries to find out what goodies a gang is protecting only to find it's you. He decides to help you get home. You have a heart-to-heart by a campfire.
Very Ruze, very his in-lore self, no comments; it's just straight up Ruze.
There is good exposition about himself and there's also world/lore exposition, it's so very in-your-face but the gist of it is cool. Nice audio work.
Idk if he's really yumey in this but he is very caring.
If you like lore crumbs, this is the VP to get for sure.
Spoiler about who you are(not any existing characters): You are magic user forced to handwrite an illegal necromantic grimoire.

I heard that Jurard's and GB's were more AU than the others so I left them for later, I'll get them next month but by then I assume everyone who wanted them has gotten them.

Yume love!

>>71275592
>>71275661
nice, thank you anon

>>71275592
Would you still love your oshi if he was a worm?
Sn*iltare, Morf, and Justa niggers don't reply

>>71275661
sigh, looks like I'm getting Ruze's for lore

>>71275961
>for lore

>>71276117
ewwtare

>>71276140
KILL YOURSELF

>>71275592
>>71275661
Thank you, Ruze's VP sounds kinda kino going by the spoiler?

>>71276178
Seethe

>>71276117
why is rpr's onahole so smug

>>71275661
Thank you! I need to check put Tavi's White day one, I really liked Magni's Valentine's vp

>>71275428
Amen.

>>71274967
...What happened to Bettel's bounty hunters? There's no way his goofy ass is doing the disappearing acts, so...
Phantom?

>>71275592
>>71275661
THANK YOU
Ngl the island stuff seems kinda dull?

>>71275661
what do you mean by existing characters?

>>71276486
Probably that you aren't any of the boys or mascots or characters that sre established like Ruze's old guildmates

Are you guys ready for SOVL?

>>71275592
So flay's one is yandere,,,,

>>71275661
Literally don't care about Yume stuff, but Ruze's spy scenario sounds fucking kino. I might just pick it up. Same goes for Jurard.

Remember how Bettel said Phantom died shortly before getting his new outfit? And then Phantom comes back and Bettel is a yandere and squeezes Phantom like a toy?
Rrat: Phantom sucked enough soul out of Bettel so they now switched bodies and this in turn set the bettellion rats free from Phantom's zipper

>>71276634
Ruze's old guild mates... So you can't self insert as Fangthen?

>>71276679
Yeahhhh BABY

>>71276429
I didn't go into them as much as the white day ones so take that into consideration.
>>71276486
Basically this >>71276634
I didn't want anyone to spoil themselves because they thought they might be someone of note.
>>71276698
I don't know the deres but he's jealous, and controlling.

>>71275661
Holy fucking shit what is going on in ruze's one lol
I wonder if they wrote these themselves

Shinri soon

>>71277157
I can't believe how excited I am to see someone hold a bunch of eggs

I have to get up in 5 hours, am I gonna make it..

Tempus sea otter cooking stream onegai

trust in the archivists if its something that takes priority over silly vtuber men.

>>71277533
Don't listen to >>71277596 if you loved him you would cancel whatever shit you already had planned this is a once in a lifetime experience

Is ANYONE going to archive the stream?

>>71277986
o7

>>71277986
I mean, it's supposed to be a karaoke so... takobro?

>>71277986
its a karaoke thing, so maybe takobro?

>>71277141
I saw the writer retweeting the VPs tweet.

>>71275417
ayo why this mans got a blue arm

>>71277986
me
but also takobro

>>71278183
yo they hired someone to write instead of in-house? surprising

Arutea
Akuseru
Betteru
Hakka
Fure-ion
Sinli
Ju-ra-do
Ru-zu
Okutabio
Go-rudobure-to

>>71278334
That's JURADO-SAMA to you

>>71276679
10 MINUTES

Remember Daddy daddy do

>>71278294
It's a pretty common practice across all "themed" voice pack sets, if you skim across others like it from different branches.

>>71258896
Slightly off topic but... I think I get it.
It's the confidence isn't it? That part that makes Ruze so attractive not just to yume's but to a general audience as well? Even to brotubers. Just that non-chalant, "fuck it we ball" confident mentality that still holds a hint of sweetness all things considered. The kind that prioritizes putting on a good show without pandering to any side necessarily, it just comes naturally.
Is that about right?

>>71278194
He is very lonely

>>71278615
i just think he's nerdy and cute

>>71278615
Yeah, Ruze's appeal is that he's "cool" in that devil-may-care attitude about life (except he does care alot), and that attracts just about everybody, regardless if you wanna be a yume or just wanna hang out.

MAMA ON THE UNARCHIVED TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk

>>71278615
It's the autism for me.

I fucking knew it

>>71278842
mans is just sitting

>>71278615
Yeah, you pretty much nailed it.

>>71278842

>>71278830
>>71278842
Thank god I decided against going out to pick up food, I was assuming he'd be late

Wow that's bass-y

Fuck it, we ball, Shinri!

Man, poor Shinri, it's 7AM

>>71278615
>Confidence
To me, not really.
I like the things Ruze talks about, and the fact that he is good at talking about them.
I also like that he cares about his lore and persona.

MAMAAA i was trying to take a quick shit before the stream...

GHOST SHINRI~!!

greenscreen sleeved arms is actually pretty creative

that gifted train was pathetic. koipanions....

>>71278615
>>71278928
I will elaborate and say that's not as much confidence as just being unapologetically himself.

I MISS HIM

kek

>>71279187
it wasn't a planned one right? its only pathetic if it was intentionally planned.

>>71279267
https://twitter.com/TheKoillective/status/1767908256369025142
.....

MAMA IS FUCKING LOUD

>handcam for karaoke
huh? why...?

Fly me to the moon~

>>71259106
>How much do you think each Tempus's boys bounty is?
>At least by Armis' standards?
Altare highest
Hakka/Shinri just below Altare dire to fighting abilities
Axel/Magni still pretty high but HQ has less kil counts so les of a conceren
Bettel/Vesper Mid, they aren't seen as much of a threat (that they know of)
Flayon..... They don't talk about Flyaon

only 2 hours of shinri aiya

>>71279356
MANAGEMENT HATES HIM

>>71279187
>>71279312
go back to your thread numberfags

>>71279225
we all do

>>71279355
Bettel said he's never killed a single corruption beast. Armis probably thinks he's worth pennies.

>>71279479
Armis is correct

>>71279312
saying the community is doing a menshi train HOURS before the actual stream......rookie mistakes. You have to plan these things at least a week or two in advance.

>>71279456
>we

HE'S SINGING TO ME

kek this is so scuffed but still cute

shinri's cute.

Shinri should dominate me while he sings Frank Sinatra.

I made sacrifices to be here live. I don't regret it.

>>71279225
>>71279456

>>71279604
No, he's singing to the chicken cheese paste stick

>>71279534
yeah tell that to shinri too, the date and time was set like 2 days ago

This setup makes his voice sound even deeper

>>71279534
Kois have always been bad at donating. I don't know why that's the case, though.

>>71279453
Money matters.

>>71279225
>>71279456
DONT CARE DIDNT ASK WATCH SHINRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk

>>71279187
Maybe if he showed tits again I'd throw in a few myself.

>>71279641
The date was set exactly one month ago, the time was set last week.

https://files.catbox.moe/0q6ysm.webm

>>71279663
>spacing

>>71279225
Such an adorable wasted design

My koi dad is too cute

>I looooove
>shimmies left
>shimmies right
>you!

KEK what is this

>>71279719
Anon??? It's common practice to space between replies. How new are you?

POT FOR SCALE
HOLY SHIT HE'S HUGE

The camera is so high, please don't show the back of your head Shinwi

this is so fucking goofy i love it

>>71279225
>>71279456
.

>>71279763
This is the innovative "watching your dad flop around the kitchen singing his tunes" experience.

Karaoke and trying to make something at the same time? Sasuga mama

>a fucking cooking handcam while singing
kino

I worship the scuff, I live by the scuff, I die by the scuff, the scuff is making him SO MUCH CUTER

LMAO, truly a multi-tasking king

>>71279719
It's the same spacing used in 4chan since the dawn of this shithole. Go back.

shinri sounds better when he makes his voice like higher like how he started 'just the way you are.' going even higher and cooking at the same time gets him fucked tho lmao.

>>71279796
Look here >>71278894, nothing that damning would be shown.

>when i see your face-
>i cant see anything...

this nigga is about to use an open flame and make napalm sugar when he can't see

I always think he's gonna come through the screen when he moves off camera

>>71279908
KEK
Sorry for doubting you, Shinri

>using the knife as a mic
kek

>"Why'm I using a knife as a microphone?"
Iconic.

>>71277986
= w=)b Saw the community post mentioning it was happening.

this is fucking crazy, shinri I kneel

YEE HAW

>>71279709
Shinri would fuck it

this is so fucking funny

KEEEK, COWBOY SHINRI APPEARANCE

its the only accent he can kinda do and hes PROUD of it

>>71279686
NO

He's my oshi for a reason

Holy FUCK that's a LOT of eggs

there it is

We did it Joe

Eight (nine) fucking eggs... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK-

>>71280188
>>71280196

Boo, that's not what I was thing!

>>71280188
Male anons, is that big or average? Tell me.

>>71280188
>>71280196
why does it look creepy

>>71280188
>>71280196
That's only 4 you LIAR and CHEATER

Wait a minute... this isn't a karaoke. This is BFE where your boyfriend's singing in the kitchen while he cooks!

>>71280188
>>71280196
>>71280210
Boo, that's not what I was thinking

right>>71280257

>>71280261
yeah, it's white day

>>71280188
>>71280196
Never thought of holding the eggs like that, will make the test later, but I always had small hands my grandma used to say I had "rottweiler paws as hands" when I was a kid.

i am losing braincells

He's so cute

>>71280317
>spoiler
puppyanon ToT

>>71280389
WHITE WOMAN BEGONE

>>71280226
It's complicated, since we don't know the size of the eggs themselves. If we did, an anon with presumably average hands could try using eggs of the appropriate size in his country, based on the average sizes of Japanese eggs.

>>71279225

HE'S GOT THEM MOVES kek

>>71280331
So is he, but he's having fun

"It's a little burnt, but that's okay, right?"
Ah, this really is authentic BFE

>>71279631
Say that to all his merch!

Nothing but the authentic experience from this guy

Yum yum, melted plastic!

This is pretty enjoyable. I had a bad day yesterday which spilled over to this morning but this cheered me right up

it's 7am, i just woke up, and this feels like a surprise from my husband on white day and he's being so clumsy
god i love shinri

I love him what a dumbass

KEK

kek, love how silly Shinri can be

I would never ask for anything but this

It truly is the clumsy househusband surprises you for White Day experience

>>71280758
You live in Tokyo? There's a non-zero chance you could run into them.

that ass...

aren't jp strawberries massive? his hand makes them look so tiny

So he sounds mid, but its nice he's trying.
I really wished Vesper could have gotten over his anxiety over singing, it would have been fun to see him do wierd singing shit like this.

did he just miss completely

I'm too lazy but you get the idea

>"I can't smell smoke, so it's fine."

>>71280989
Beautiful

>>71280989
Kek

>feeding kois piping hot chocolate strawberries
I WILL BURN MY TONGUE FOR MAMA

That girl? Me.

It's me btw, I'm his girl.

That's a GAY playlist, wouldn't expect anything less than that Shinri, grats

>>71280989
Hoh mama...

>>71281087
>>71281076
it's hakka. his daughter (male).

>>71281122
I wouldn't have it any other way

>"That's a big fire."

He's rapidly running out of air

Imagine what Hakka is hearing right now as his neighbour

>>71281205
Huh? but I thought that hakka was...

>>71279187
They said it like yesterday and just that lmao didn't even ping to start it

>>71281307
And it's 7am too KEK

Unironically, his voice is good, he just needs to put in the work to refine it.

mama has boneitis...

what is happening KEK

>>71281389
a little voice training could go a long way.

SHINRI LOVE
If I yoomed, I would yoom for him

His spine has collapsed

This fucking playlist, anons holy shit

>**I move away from the mic to breath in

Wow, his voice has really improved since the last time he did karaoke

This is making me oddly nostalgic, as if I'm back listening to my aunt sing while she cooks.

He's hit peak white woman right now

I'm gonna cum.

>>71281389
true. shinri's idol journey is going to be very rewarding to see

KEK

those hips swaying...

HE DANCES LIKE A WHORE

>T poses
>starts breaking it down
god I love him

he got them shmooves

SHINRI HIPS
SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXX

Shinri just went through those machines that turn cars into a cube

LOOK AT HIM MOVE
GIVE HIM AN ASS
PLEASE

This fucker's going to sway his hips so much when he's actually 3D kek

shinri do not the grapes

>the grapes got greenscreened to be gray
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING LYCHEE

ghost grape...

he's so fucking cute what the fuck

He's really feeling it

This is a new level of whore for Shinri

He dances like a drunk xenokunian (latam) dad kek

literally morning sex

i love the fattest fucks just watching in the background

He's trying to kill me

>>71280188
>>71280196
>>71280317
>>71280429
I broke two eggs and got my pants dirty for a fucking shitpost.

Anyways, these are Large Grade A eggs from Burgerland, and I had to finagle a bit get all of them to stay together. So either Shinri has large hands or Japan has small eggs.

This man deserves the world!

>>71281786
That bed? He shares it. With me

Shinri is so precious, I don't know what to do with myself

>>71281824
kek holy shit anon
the broken egg in the background is killing me

>>71281824
KEK based

Man I wish I was a koiyume....

>>71281764
ghost rape

>>71281824
KEK the off-focus egg stain on the floor......good work anon.

>>71281824
KEK thanks for the pic

This ain't so bad, what picking a song that fit his voice does

>>71281824
Th-thanks for your service

>>71281824
I see a sliver of your skin you slut

Thank you for your sacrifice

>>71281824
Peer-reviewed, nice

>>71281920
no you don't
this man has killed me

>>71281824
sasuga determined anon

>>71281824
KEK, will try that later

stop sticking out your ass you WHORE

>>71281920
It's never too late to start

Throw more money kois !!

>I was waiting for captcha and someone sent an akasupa, good job!!

>>71281824
KEK the egg in the background

>>71282049
IT REFUSES TO BE CONTAINED

Does Shinri realize he looks like a slut

>>71281946
I mean, most of these aren't too bad for him? It's not like the first one where he was singing shit like Firework

>>71281824
kek thanks for the sacrifice
buy a new glove, anon

did someone screenshot it when his ass was all the way back? for science

>>71281990
I'd rather be killed in that way by him than by my oshi....

>>71282047
I wish oshi-ing someone was that easy.

>>71282103
i miss his white girl pop playlist though

The noise in the background serves to enhance the experience

shinri bent over the counter ToT

>>71282103
The songs recorded by women where he tries to sing high aren't bad for him? Ok then

>>71282216
Anon, re-read that. I'm saying the exact opposite of that

i need shinri in my bed right now

>>71281824
but how big are your hands

>>71282271
Yeah, your post is pointless. He had just sang a female song then sang a deep male voice one. Male one was good, female one was bad. The last karaoke playlist is irrelevant to what I was saying

how is he this fucking cute

STOP STICKING YOUR ASS OUT WHORE

I need shinri to sing more pop songs

Oh this song is nostalgic

Are they doing menshi gifts in waves?

>>71282459
who cares

>71282459
wow you guys are obsessed

Shinri, never change.

that sounded demonic, shinri

as someone that just has never sung, what are they adjusting so they can sing songs and how does that help?

>71282526
Indirect (You)s are still (You)s. Ignore them, retard.

i love shinri i love shinri i love shinri i love shinri i love shinri

>>71282603
Pitch so that it can be in his range. Singing too high will strain your voice.

>>71282387
nice

This feels like watching a dad make snacks for his kids while rocking out to the radio kek
Keep going tho, Shinri, it's kino.

KEK

cute fuck

kek

"White girl millennial playlist"

Shinri is a millennial white girl...

That commentator should be stoned per protocol, but this time, I'll wait until after mama's done.

I fucking hate zoomers saying the most unnecessary shit.

Why can't a like the $420 sc?

oh here we fucking go

KEK that voice

>>71282638
why can't he just sing in his pitch without changing the pitch of the song?

LMAO SHINRI WHAT THE FUCK

He's having so much fucking fun
I'm so happy for him bros

Shinri no don't sing the hate songs now....ruined

>>71281824

unintentional Brian Johnson impression kek

>>71282805
.....have you ever a song where the singer's voice wasn't in line with the song's pitch? Awful stuff, really.

>>71282805
it's hard to adjust pitch when you don't know how. lowering the song helps guide you

LMFAO

>>71281903
>>71281938
>>71282096
I figured that nobody would believe that part without evidence.
The second egg broke when I moved my hand a bit to try and get another photo angle. I forgot to mention, it's partially a balancing act with eggs this size.

>>71281978
>>71282124
I usually only pulls these out for winter/cold weather. Had I known I'd be doing this today I'd have bought some authentic HoloPro brand nitrile streaming gloves while I was out.

>>71282009
PROTIP: Work with a wide surface, keep your hand only an inch or two above it, and use a towel for safety padding.

>>71282362
According to this tape measure, my palms are 3.5" (9 cm) across, my fingers are 2.5" to 3.25" (6 cm to 8 cm) long, and my pinky-to-thumb wingspan is 8" (~20 cm).
I still had to compress and fold my hand a bit to actually hold the eggs, though, so consider those estimates if you're gonna do any math.

He's just got his ass sticking out like anyone could smack it huh

>>71282805
Because it would sound really bad. That's how you sound off-tune. Also when you sing along to songs sometimes and you hear a singer out of your range, you're naturally inclined to sing in their range instead of your own. So he'll go into a weird falsetto that will hurt his voice and it will sound terrible.

>>71282955
good lord

>>71282967
Hakka, it's your time!

best stream

i need a gif of shinri bending over and bouncing his ass

>>71282903
i really don't know a thing about music so idk
>>71282905
>>71282970
i see, i'm learning

>>71282955
BUENOS DIAS SHINRI

GIVE HIM CAKE
GIVE HIM CAKE
GIVE HIM CAKE

This guy wants it up the butt so bad....

that earth angel? chat

>>71283042
IMBECIL!!!

KEK

>working with melted sugar
>can't see
>fabric gloves instead of rubber ones

Holy shit I'm laughing this is so dangerous I hope to god he doesn't burn himself

>im just a fool-
>drops something
KEK

>>71282955
i’m so hungry right now

SHINRI'S SANDWICHED BETWEEN MECHABIRBO

Oh so he is between mechabird

this is bad, guys
i can't stop looking at his ass

Is Bettel staying with them too?

>>71283179
His comedic timing was unmatched for this

>flayon downstairs neighbour
this >>71282184 is the face the pilot makes when he hears his former roons being pounded senseless by their new koipapa through the ceiling

Shinri sounds happy. Getting away from his house mates and slum seems to do him some good.

>>71283253
It's also pretty cold there and he loves cold weather

It's so painful to think this is unarchived

the flower bending in the breeze? it's shinri. and i'm the breeze

I fucking inhaled.

>>71283240
holy kek

I just realized he's sticking his ass out because he's leaning into the counter to cook

>left handed
gay gay homosexual gay

It is so small in his hands...

>>71283310
Geniunely Top 5 VG streams of all time.

he's begging for it at this point

>>71283377
No, Vesper was also left handed

shinri and that one anon are big guys, i can only hold 6 burgerland eggs in my hand

honestly i wanna be shinris friend so bad, hes like up there in members frm holostars en youd wanna be friends with

KEK

>>71283373
Brother do you think he was just sticking out his ass just for the fun of it?
You think he was showing off the bakery for free?

>>71283503
Yeah, tempus is full of whores after all

all for (You) to share with him

CRUNCH TSKR

>>71282937
ok you have big hands

AAAAHHHHHH

BRO
he's a whore

God I hope someone archived this

HES NOT A FUCKING WHORE HES MY KOI PAPA, IM HIS ONLY STRAIGHT MEXICAN FAN AND I LOOK UP TO HIM SO STOP CALLING MY PAPA A WHORE, IVE BEEN TRAINING TRAPS TO BECOME SEXY LIKE HIM

>>71283240
Kek, good. Serves him right.

HALOBROS WW@

>>71283240
Fool

kek this was super fun

please do more handcam karaokes holy sovl

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Shinri with official 3D will be so powerful
I'm so excited for him

>>71283681
shut up slut

he was watching. sasuga

Why is altare the only one flattened?

Just set it up like Onigiri does

>>71281076
>>71281087
>>71283119
>>71283321
ALRIGHT WE GET IT

What a great send off into the long dead

Baffles me why people still suggest the females to raid when Shinri asks chat who's streaming. Just seems like they're doing it on purpose now. He's always made it clear who of the boys is streaming.

RATE THE CHOCO STROBERRY

I WANT TO GIVE SHINRI THE WHOLE WORLD

>>71283903
he's not flat, he's presenting his hole

It's still up, just unlisted kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UU8-y0GEYk

>>71283968
WHORE/10

>>71283968
WHOLE BAKERY/10

>>71283503
I mean.....yeah.

>>71283903
He rests his massive cake over him

>>71283968
fucking love this man/10

>>71283968
CRONCH/10

>>71283903
they all look flat to me but he probably sits on altare dreaming of his tongue up his booty

>>71283968
POWERFUL/10

I want moar of this faggot eueueue

Archive of Shinri's unarchived White Day kitchen karaoke stream on 2024-03-13T21:56:23Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/6UU8-y0GEYk

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:c1768ca0741217ce8b0048420f54e5e23e677aa1&dn=%5B20240313%5D%20Unarchived%20Kitchen%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (video upload currently in progress; expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/4lg7qo
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/klJWwIgB#bqRdPRYH7y2zDq7VPn9cjWvnBpUVjUOXsjEqoTjy6aI

Set list (stream starts with movement at 2:20, mic at 3:08):
1. Fly Me to the Moon (Frank Sinatra rendition) (11:24)
2. Bruno Mars - Just the Way You Are (14:07)
3. The Ink Spots - I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire (17:50)
4. Michael Bublé - Haven't Met You Yet (22:05)
5. Ed Sheeran - Perfect (25:11)
6. Ben E. King - Stand By Me (acapella; 30:39)
7. The Temptations - My Girl (35:00)
8. Nat King Cole - L-O-V-E (37:06)
9. Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes Off You (The Supremes & Diana Ross & The Temptations rendition on Karafun) (39:42)
10. Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (43:08)
11. Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love (47:07)
12. Crazy He Calls Me (Billie Holiday rendition) (50:10)
13. The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup (53:22)
14. Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (56:31)
15. CeeLo Green - Forget You (1:00:48)
16. The Penguins - Earth Angel (1:04:36)
17. Dean Martin - Sway (Michael Bublé rendition) (1:07:42)

Number of fragments: 4742 (no stream dropouts)

>>71283968
bent over the counter/10

>>71283968
Holy fucking sovl. I need of this dumb content kek

>>71283968
SINGING-DANCING-COOKING-KOKORO-DOKI-DOKI/10

kek
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1768053925926838526

>>71284151
sasuga takobro o7

>>71284151
bless you takobro chu chu chu chu

>>71283968
RAPEBAIT/10
>>71284151
Thank you chu, have a nice day

>>71283957
they're SuperCasuals who are somehow ignorant of the unspoken rules or worse, dregs from Ves's fanbase who were all about "fuck your career safety and potenial consequences!"

>>71283920
Th-there there gibby you're still my mainwife I swear

>>71284151
You have yet again provided a great service and preserved one of the best streams of all time. Time, and time again, I KNEEL BEFORE YOU.

>>71284151
I love you anon

>>71283920
lmao this faggot is seething that Shinri mostly likes women.

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1768054251283194285

>>71284151
THANK YOU
also shinri didn't private it yet, it's just unlisted. He doesn't do unarchived streams often kek

>>71284337
I would eat that gladly.

>>71284240
God I really hate those types. If they're so excited about them streaming then they can go watch them, they don't need a raid.

>>71284337
Sorry anons, this is all mine to eat.

>>71283957
This is why we need a girl(boy)

>>71284151
THANK YOU

>>71284337
I could barely see what was going on but damn do they look great

>>71283920
this is how you do husband rp, gibby.

>>71283968
He shake dumpy/10

Was a little bit delayed due to being distracted by Shinri. >>>/qst/5950952

>>71284337
Honestly, this is some of the most edible-looking StarsEN food to date

>>71284337
he's so sweet I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

>>71284464
>gibbet's I WILL CARRY YOUR PADS ON A SILVER TRAY M'LADY overkill
vs
>shinri casually mentioning the taste of blood and how you just have to eat it sometimes and its not bad, just interesting and kinda like pennies but kinda not

https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1768045893012357623/

>>71283968
WHITE GIRL HIPS/10

>>71284619
the knife mic

I will accept all the boys being flat except Shinri.
He needs a gropeable booty.

>>71284619
They work fast.

>>71284151
Thanks so much for the archive download link!

>>71283920 (me)
I just used this picture because it’s funny p-please don’t start beating each other

>>71284603
Why is Shinri's infinitely hotter, I don't get it.
Why does it activate the stupid monkey neurons in my head?

his papa loved it!

>>71284619
the followup drawings are good too kek

>>71284603
I feel like if you're trying to cater to yumes, the first rule you should be aware of is that intentionally leaning into it too hard (in your normal day-to-day stream content, so not ASMR/VP/etc) just makes you look like a creep. If you're a nice person with a few endearing quirks and a good model, you don't really need to exert any real effort to get you a healthy crop of yumes to start/work with.

>>71284603
Shinri's is so much hotter what the fuck

>>71284852
He feels genuine, thats all it takes really. GB has his moments too, just not on twitter...

>>71284867
how cute.

>>71284852
Shinri gives off the vibe of a cool chill broke friend whos sexy without trying

i like gibby but his bfe is super pick meish and he plays it up alot

>>71283567
That's good to know; I always assumed I was weird and lanky.

>>71285038
I pick gibby because he tries his best.

>>71284867
>>71285039
felucca papa love, he's always watching and keeping up with the boys

>>71284753
Sorry for the direct comparison anon, for what its worth GB has been really growing on me lately and seems to be toning down his cringe/fine tuning what he wants his content to be. With time I do think he'll lose the greasy image and become a thread favourite, just look at the debut reaction to Jurard vs. Banchou rabu rabu these days.

>>71284952
I agree with this but I'll add that it varies from boy to boy. Sometimes model design, character trope, and lore can be a contributing factor on whether you can pull off BFE/catering to yumes right away or easing into it. It all depends. I don't like when boys go too hard too fast but also I don't mind if they want to be lewd after getting to know their audience.

this was so silly and scuffed, how the hell did it make me yume him 10x more than before.

>>71284895
KEK that must've been something quite interesting to wake up to

>>71285152
I hope so, honestly out of all the ARMIS boys I feel like GB had the hardest time trying to figure what his image/hook/appeal as a Holostar would be so he panicked and tried to cash in on Yumecoin at the start to grant him some security. I don't necessarily blame him for that, even if I dislike the results of that.

>>71285298
True. Model + archetype affects the type of fans you initially start with, which affects your starting point in your yumebait journey. For example, as a former day 1 roon I know Flay had to shake off loads of "femboy enthusiasts" to get the audience he has now.

tummy hort

I am the only one that banchou rabu’d out the gate when everyone else was too wary to invest in dino coin, we are not the same

I tried the egg thing and my woman hands can barely hold 5, Shinri's and that anon's hands are massive

>>71285857
Take these. It'll make (You) feel better.

>>71285864
I was initially filtered by the noise and him replying to a dramafag on Twitter

bored and a lil horny asf rn

which of the boys would you wanna marry and which of the boys would you wanna be good friends with?