/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

can we pass her body around while it's still warm?

>>71220542
I've seen her fake a suicide three times already. Don't be surprised nobody believes she did it.

Again?

>>71220542
Can a necromancer raise their own dead self?
Would that be considered lichdom at that point?
Is this her plan to re-entern hololive? Rushia is now the Qujeen of Worms?

>literally copying doki
this whore has no shame

>>71220973
Considering Noel censored her during her livestreams, I doubt Holo would want Rushia back

>>71221488
This will always be funny

>>71221739
brutal

>>71221069
Yeah he is trying to cash in on the drama again. Shameless.

>>71220806
How do you even fail a suicide? like it cant be that hard

chipi chipi chapa chapa

>>71222916
read again

>>71222916
Two ways:
>A. Just do pretty bad self harm, trying to not make it fatal, but make it clear you aren't well
>B. Luck out and someone gets to you in time
Either way, I ain't buying it

stop harassing her. shes good enough to stay indie and collabs with her friends. the memes are fucking disgusting and inhumane actions against someone so sweet and genuine like mike.

>>71223380
Anon she can't even read English.

>>71223380
What memes btw? I literally never saw any. Is she going out of her way to look them up or are people posting them on her twitter?

>>71223380
>sweet and genuine
at least try to make it less blatant that you're shitpost falseflagging...

>>71223923
there was one on youtube with her model on a cat slapping another cat with mafumafu's face on it to the tune of a weird MAD on a green screen made by autotunes of her screams.

>>71223380
> The memes are disgusting
Mike fans are the only people who treat chippi chappa negatively for some reason
> Genuine
Bitch lied about her marriage for 3 fucking year until that menhera ex-husband decided to reveal the truth. Open your eyes anon and move to acceptance phase already

>>71223380

>>71220542
i fucking hope she doesn't go for it for real RIGHT before the fes

>>71223380
I don't want her to die but she's the opposite of sweet and genuine

>>71223923
https://twitter.com/a4rhe___/status/1766984282265038896

>>71225391
Thanks. Wow that is pretty tame. I guess the one with mafu hit her the most.

>>71222916
There's several cases of that, in japan one of the most famous is by Hideki Tojo, guy can't even kill himself properly lol

>>71225553
She's the one doing the hitting though?

>>71225217
I cant read moonrunes

>>71220542
>over neko memes
no, she's just mentally ill

>>71225681
TL:DR moon runes speak of someone within the company who Rushia hated and who thought was against her.
Turns out, un-fucking ironically, Rushia believed Aqua was a mastermind bullying her clique style with dastardly plans such as *checks notes* "Streaming during her timeslot"
Aqua

Let that sink in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3eHSesXBiY
This creature
Was living rent free as the "enna" in Rushia's mind.

>>71229173
>the "enna"
The what?

>>71222916
I had a classmate back in highschool who was addicted to attention like all women are, but she was terminal.
One time she talked about 'attempting suicide' by cutting her veins
Anyways, she made a few cuts across her forearm.

>>71229173
Wow Aqua was being molested right in front of Subaru and all she did was laugh in her face. I didn’t know Hololive was such a toxic place

>>71229445
Enna "the dragoon slayer" alouette.

>>71229768
who fucking says this unprompted, even as a joke?

>>71230021
To be fair, their group was called #NijiCancelled.
Enna's humor has always had a lot of shock value and it's not out of character for her. Selen's reaction being equally harsh was part of the fun for that group.

>>71220542
attempting suicide is a punishable crime. why isn't she arrested by now for doing the same thing multiple times

>>71230293
Can you get arrested for claiming a suicide attempt without actually committing to it?

>>71220806
She sounds normal just a few days ago...

>>71222916
If you do ANYTHING considered self-destructive no matter how severe and say you did it to kill yourself it counts as a suicide attempt.

And Doki tried to an hero two times because of a cup of coffee, what's your point?

>a team of 8 lawyers
>reputation down to the sink
>her slander lawsuits getting dismissed
>suicidebaits (again) to get some direly needed pity money from her paypigs
She's rotten to the core.

>>71222916
I remember back in 2005 they posted on /b/ police photos of a guy who tried to go out Kurt Cobain style but survived, i'll illustrate how he looked like with a humorous picture.

>>71225391
>>71225553
If I was suicidaly drunk at 3am and came across that, it'd be the stuff of nightmares, if only because it's so damned loud with your avatar staring you in the face.

Not that it really justifies an attempt in and of itself, but for a girl already on the edge and prone to going over, being hounded by fans, antis, and media alike, it'd be as good a trigger as any.

>>71222916
Usually people survive it because they pop pills, not realizing a ridiculous amount of most pills is required to actually kill you, especially if someone gets you to the hospital to get you pumped out in time. Though given the flavor of the thread, I'm guessing this isn't her first dance in the pale moonlight.

>>71222916
idk anon why dont you try it and find out :)

>>71220973
In most cases the only way a necromancer would be able to resurrect themselves would be to have some way of anchoring their soul to the world of the living. Which yes, basically entails lichdom.

>>71222916
You'd be surprised what you can live through.

I heard cats have 9 lives which life is this? 4th maybe?

>>71234507
So when she has 2 lives left is she going to do a murder-suicide with her bf through an electrified kiss?

>>71222916
Probably just took some drugs that made her pass out and that's it, nothing serious.

>>71222916
Overdose is one of the most popular suicide methods because people think it works in real life like it does in the movies, as in you take 3 tylenol and instantly die as if you just swallowed cyanide. It doesn't work like that. No drug sold OTC in most countries is acutely lethal even in extremely high doses, and even most controlled drugs aren't particularly lethal either. That's where all the failures come from.

>>71220973
DAMN YOU, MANNIMARCO, NOT AGAIN!
…or would it be Womannimarco?
Either way, DAMN YOU!

>>71222916
Some people are so retarded that they think they can choak themselves to death. Only to fail when they pass out. Seen this in college dorms many times.

>>71237362
>No drug sold OTC in most countries is acutely lethal even in extremely high doses,
They usually are, the dosage to kill a full adult is just significantly more than a 'normal amount' of any OTC. Kids die from drinking a bottle of nyquill from time to time, but an adult would have to chug down a 2L handle of the stuff.

>>71221739
i dont get it, explain it like im a retard.

>>71237919
After noel found out about the rushia NDA break and marriage, she found different creative ways to hide the rushia doll in the back of her stream bg. Eventually she just used a microphone asset covering only her plush.

>>71237965
Why not simply edit the fucking background? They do have managers on hololive right? She could learn to do it in 5 minutes, maybe 50 even if she's retarded.

>>71223380
Go to 5chan and JP twitter and tell them. It's not people in the west making cat memes to shit on her. What do you expect us to do?

>>71222916
did you know shooting yourself square in the head still lands you a survival chance of nearly 50%?

>>71238052
Dunno but it's funny as all hell.

>>71238052
>edit
It would be seen as disrespectful to the artist who made that room. She'd better commission a new one.

>>71238159
>foreigners like to manipulate and post backgrounds like this

>>71222916
Because women aren’t actually trying to kill themselves, they just want attention. There’s a reason women have more suicide attempts than men, while men have a higher rate of actual death by suicide.

>>71232110
Ngl that scene from Hey Arnold scared me when I was 5

>>71220590
Just reheat it if it gets cold

>>71221739
>eh, maybe, maybe not, after all, the whole set is covered
>suddenly, that microphone placement in the end
holy fucking kek it's over Gen3 unitybros

>>71220542
how many times now?

If you were to kill yourself, how would you do it?

I'd go with the helium mask or opioid overdose.

>>71222916
By doing it for clout and not to kys

>>71220542
This is the likely end result of an untreated Cluster B disorder.

Michael Kitty needs professional help, but she's unlikely to get it where she is.

>>71243009
I’ve heard a heater works well

>>71243351
Eat myself like Ouroboros.

Now maybe you're scared of jumping. And poison makes you sick. And you need a little attention. And you need it pretty quick. Don't wanna mess your face up. Or we won't know if it's you. Oh, there's just so much to worry about. Now what you gonna do?

>>71220542
At this point I'm convinced that this bitch has Autassinophilia. who can't jack off by current means.

>>71220542
I don’t care

>>71243351
>I'd go with the helium mask
Heard they are adding oxygen to helium to prevent this.

>>71223519
Her antis will translate this entire thread into Japanese and Mike will actually read it

>>71245325
...Are you serious? I didn't know Mike antis were that brutal. Poor girl.

I don't watch her and I don't have a good opinion of her but my oshi and my oshi's oshi would still be extremely distraught if she succeeded, so it'd be great if you guys stopped wishing for her death.

I think it's best if everyone just stopped talking about her and give her any attention, it would do her good too because she needs to get away from being an internet personality.

>>71245364
There are reasons she files so many lawsuits with a lot (8) of lawyers. She's literally chris-chan of vtuber in Japan. I'm not even exaggerating. She would've killed herself a long time ago if it wasn't for Draconian defamation and libel laws in Japan

>>71245481
Jesus christ. That's a scary comparison. I didn't know it was that bad. Hope she gets the help she needs and gets the fuck off the internet.

>>71245655
She should stop ego search at least

>>71240608
Then you got a clear idea of how nightmare inducing is the picture i was talking about.

>>71246291
Her friend should also stop feeding trolls. It seems like she didn't understand that the news of her trying to suicide only serves as positive reinforcement.

>>71220542
One person i don't even know said mean things about me. I guess I better end it all now. Zoomers in a nutshell.

>>71246462
She's twice the age of a zoomer and still thinks she can control the internet.

>>71237857
Why are kids so bad at living lmao.

>>71246462
Zoom zooms could use this advice.

>>71221739
The news about mafumafu came out on January 25th so it seems like she had some warning

>>71237857
Most otc meds are slow acting specifically to make suicide intervention more effective. Even a lethal dose takes hours to kill you, during most of which a stomach pump is enough to undo it. Kids are a special case, there's really no way to protect them from accidental overdose except to keep the medication out of reach.

>>71243351
Friend of mine used some salt that makes your blood unable to take any more oxygen, leading to a near 100% killing chance (he didn't make it)
I've been close to use it myself, but I chickened out the very last moment and threw the whole thing away

>>71222916
attempted overdose almost always fails
hanging is slow and agonizing, the person often finds a way to stop it
just cutting your wrists isn't enough to bleed out if you don't do it right
if you put a long gun under your chin, it tilts your head up so that it misses your brain and blows your jaw and face off (ask a plastic surgeon about this one, this is not an uncommon thing to fix)
and sometimes, people just survive severe brain injuries; you can shoot yourself in the head, through the brain, and survive

>>71247797
>this is not an uncommon thing to fix
"fix" may be a bit of a stretch.

>>71220542
Say what you will but I would still dick the crazy.
Perhaps she’s fixable through intensive breeding.

>>71249678
You were so close to greatness but then you mentioned fixing her. No. The point is she's perfect as she is. Her insanity, her lies, her idiocy... She's fucking perfect and I would never fix her. She's a fucking goddess.

>>71243351
Sleep in a fridge/freezer.

>>71245029
Most consumer grade helium tanks are usually about 20% oxygen and the real reason is that we're genuinely running out of helium.

>>71237838
>some people are retarded
>choak
You better be latino

>>71251189
She would be perfect without the ntr-spirit that’s possessing her.

>>71221739
I have never loved Noel more than right now

Advice for Rushia
Use a bigger knife next time
Down the road not across the street.
Dont take pills. Jump down a building.
Rope is cheap on amazon
Love, anon

>>71225391
She tried to off herself over that low effort shit, but not directly after being called a whore in unison by the whole world?
Is she crazy or something by any chance?

>>71247763
I'm glad you did Anon.

bitches be crazy dawg fr

>>71230837
So she had a shot of Vodka and went to the ER to play victim and try farm some sympathy?

>>71247797
>hanging is slow and agonizing, the person often finds a way to stop it
No it isn’t, it is fast and effective IF they do it right. Doing it wrong and you’re just strangling yourself.

>>71222916
Plot armor.

>>71223380
>so sweet and genuine
lol lmao

>>71251886
Wouldn't be the first time she has done exactly that.
There was a time during hololive when she disappeared for about a week and then came back to tell a "funny" story about how she just decided to get dead drunk all on her own and slipped in her bathroom so bad she was bleeding all over the floor.

>>71252208
The saying goes never trust something that bleeds for a few days and doesn’t die. She does it for a week and expects us to trust her? Bitch is craycray

>>71251486
She's even more than perfect when powered by the NTR spirit. She achieved nega-nirvana. God that's so hot.

>>71221739
But.. Sankisei no kizuna...

>>71252539
Spot the SEA monkey

>>71251486
Imagine the guy who was doing her all the way to sweaty kenja time. You want to be that guy. Not the cuck mafumafu

>>71252812
Chinese would have been a better guess but I'm neither that nor SEA so try your luck and take another guess! There aren't that many possibilities anon!

>>71247797
90% of suicide attempts using firearms are successful. That's compared to around 50% for hanging and <5% for overdoses/poisoning.

>>71252977
Is there a percentage for toaster in a bathtub? Always been curious about that one.

>>71251904
Hanging is only quick if you do it gallows style. They give people a few feet of slack on the rope and let them fall so it breaks their neck.

I doubt the average person hanging themselves builds a gallows. They're probably just tying a rope taught to something and kicking a chair out underneath them. After a minute or two of struggling they'll pass out and die.

So any proofs, or we're just gonna trust THE Mikeneko who pulled a suicide bait that time? We know at least notSelen posted pic of herself in the hospital

>>71220542
Seconding this >>71253303
Also what's the actual reason? The dumb cat memes have the potential to be a reason true, but I somehow doubt it was them. Mikeneko was seemingly invincible just before this incident.

>>71253635
>Also what's the actual reason?
The actual reason is the same reason all woman attempt suicide. Attention.

>>71253303
Given that the whole world thinks she's a whore and she's constantly being reminded of it, that she lost a prestigious job as the #1 Hololive GFE, then failed to make friends in Vshojo and is now a destitute indi, and the fact that she's in a massive defamation lawsuit with her ex-husband, which in Japan, is criminal, possibly landing her three years in prison, coupled with clearly lacking stability in general, I can somehow see it being real.

>>71253635
See above. Cat memes may have been a trigger, but this sad excuse for woman has every reason to be on the edge, and seems menhera enough to be living there even without the disastrous mess that her life has become.

I'm kinda surprised one of her unicorns hasn't offed her as well. There must be so many of them and they must all be so angry, GFE'ing while hiding the fact that she was married and all.

>>71254143
I don't think you understand what being destitute means.

>>71243351
I would tie a 1 ton block of gold too my ankles and drown myself in the ocean.

Isn't it a bit ridiculous that all of this money and suffering is getting thrown around due to a streaming anime girl?

>>71255531
She may have made millions over the years but lawyers are $$$$ and she's been spending a lot of money on them.

>>71255887
She has also been spending money on hosts.

>>71251417
How the fuck can you run out of an element that isn't radioactivly decaying? Atleast shit like Gold makes sense as people extract it, then store it.

>>71221739
holy shit LOL

>>71256049
shit just floats up the atmosphere and we have no way of recovering it.

>>71256049
Helium is also extracted, can't be created artificially and once it's used it's gone unlike metals.

>>71220542
It would've been interesting if she died. I'm curious on what the people's response would be.

>>71256325
>>71256231
Werid to think no one ever developed a process to seperate the element from others int eh atmosphere or something. Or used nuclear decay to create more, I swear beta decay made helium or maybe it was alpha IDK.

Nice to know the shit used in satalites and MRI machines never got rationed, but hey someone got to make baloons float. They could get hlium from the moon but that would only really buy time. What a shitty situation.

>>71256500
we could try nuclear fusion but we'd probably burn the entire planet.

>>71220542
Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa

>>71225391
why would parrot do this?

>>71245481
>She's literally chris-chan of vtuber in Japan
I hate how reductive but accurate that is.

>>71257873
I think she's got more self awareness than someone like Chris. Maybe she's more like the DSP of vtubing.

>>71258120
>self-aware
>DSP

>>71258170
Maybe self-aware was the wrong term, but Chris is just on his own level

>>71247763
Sodium Nitrite poisoning? Seems to be a method that's gaining some popularity nowadays.

>>71230833
She NEVER sounded even close to normal, anon.

>>71255750
Taking the life savings with you? That's pretty devious

>>71220542
chipi chipi chapa chapa

>>71260942
Yeah, exactly. I think it was published last year in a suicide cookbook or something like that

>>71261430
You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!

>>71256408
"Good riddance"
Or
"Not the first time I beat my meat to someone dead"

>>71262027
Anon I'm taking your skeleton for myself and going to be giving that fortune to that mermaids foundation or whatever it's called in your name. You will become the MerWHOman

bump

>>71220542
She's just faking it for the attention

>>71253057
>>71253057
Nta but I'm guessing 99%
1% for the chance you try it and the power goes out or the outlet shorts, or even leaving room for the slim possibility of finding out you have mutant genes, devil fruit powers or are a ground type pokemon & are immune to electrocution

>>71220542
Link me to those powerful memes

>>71256325
>>71256500
NPR had a piece of this the other day, apparently the US had the biggest helium reserves in the world but in the 90s they started selling it off cause they saw no need for it and now they are trying to bring it up up again because helium became so important for stuff like manufacturing chips.

>>71257873
Chrish chan was a fat autist, mikeneko is hit ass 9/10 at worst japanese girl. She could probably come to the US and marry some millionaire if she wanted.

what the fuck is this:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm43512804
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm43517422

>>71265296
Mike could get any man she wanted its just a matter of would she be able to keep the man?
As far as we know she is currently 0/1 on that front.

>>71247763
Dont do it anon, its pointless. Live your life dude. We are all glad you are here.

>>71265531
Western women are 10 times as trashy and guys still put up with them, Mikeneko would be trophy wife tier and if a millionaire feel for her he would pay for a fancy PhD psychiatrist and fix her up. She would live a life of luxury and happiness. You seriously think some rich dude doesn't want a skinny wife with that body of hers.

>>71265917
are you saying that the japanese have higher standards? I'd believe that honestly.

>>71266039
Yes, for sure. Trashy in Japan is classy in the West. The fact alone that doesn't have tatoos makes her better a lot of western women. Its crazy how good Japanese women are by comparison and how much japanese mem take it for granted.

>>71220542
You people's hate for her is waaay over the top.

>>71237362
>as if you just swallowed cyanide
You also don't die from swallowing cyanide immediately. It might take like 20 minutes and is extremely painful. You will die for sure but you don't just pass out in a second.

>>71222916
Probably because it's still considered an attempt even if you second-guess it. I'm no expert or anything, but I assume there's plenty of people who slit their wrists or try to hang themselves or use other not-immediately-fatal methods like that and immediately wuss out and start desperately trying to walk it back once they start feeling the pain of a huge gash in their wrist or experience having the life slowly choked out of them as their airway is constricted.

>>71230021
Enna is the queen of spouting what's on her mind unfiltered, I recognize her that. Her zatsudan after France was just 5 hours of feeling guilty as fuck in a moment of clarity that never came to be because of the echo chamber.

>>71266194
>there's a set of standards that the average japanese man is not willing to go below and the average japanese woman has to stand up to if she wants to have any sort of appeal
It's not really that complicated really, its just that in comparison, the western standards are not only extremely low, but that with every bit of this new world propaganda women are given a shovel and encouraged to dig trenches below those standards
Anyway, videogames- I mean, vtubers

>>71246705
skill issue

>>71252472
...What about periods?

>>71246705

Lack of experience ,obviously

>>71222916
By not actually doing it

>>71220806
what did i miss?

Doubt I'll get a real answer in a catalog thread but which memes made her attempt?

>>71274826
cats talking some nip gibberish at one another in mike's voice

>>71221739
Honestly get her a new background or edit out Rushia and replace her with a Dain-sama plush

>>71229768
And from that moment, enna decided to destroy selen.

>>71270169
That’s the point of the saying…

>>71262027
>>71255750
the jews will be there faster than you can even sink whereever you drop in and charge you interest on it if you want it back

>>71222916
>How do you even fail a suicide? like it cant be that hard
I know a guy that has tried to kill himself in several ways that should have been 100% lethal but somehow lived through. Some people just aren't allowed to die when they want to.

>>71221739
jesus christ that's brutal

>>71274826
>>71225391

>>71225391
>this is what drove Michael Cat to turn to Ann Hiro
Seems like she was crazier than we thought

>>71278409
>>71274930
What is the context/translation of what is being said?

didnt she kill
her cat by repeatedly slamming a door on its face?

>>71221739
Noel even opened called her out when a fan compared Rushia with a band member who leaves the band to achieve something different saying “she didn’t leave, she was fired”. She has even implied how much she hates leakers. Noel doesn’t like her, and after the mafu shit she obviously likes her even less.

>>71279327
No, that was an accusation she levelled at mafumafu. Could be projection tho so who knows.

>>71279581
Source? I'd love to hear this.

>>71222916
>Women attempting suicide
Drinking toxic or poisonous things
Overdosing on pills
Slitting wrist
>All of these things are survivable

>Men attempting suicide
Welp, guess I'll buy a shotgun and blow my brains out
>This is not survivable

>>71223380