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They are going to open a branch in California.

They will end up hiring a woke manager.

First thing woke manager will do is ask:
"WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY??? WE NEED A BLACK VTUBER AND A TRANS VTUBER!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then he will prompt to change Gawr Gura design because she is too much of a pedo bait.
"Gura needs to be a grown up woman, and she needs to be more fat just like real woman!!!!!"

At the same time to please the investors the new manager will try to force Gura to stream more, so then nobody can blame the wokeshit as responsible for the view numbers decreasing.
"GURA YOU NEED TO DO 5 STREAMS PER WEEK OR YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gura then will just retire because she won't take shit from any manager.
This is where Any Color has to be fast before V-shoujo and other brands. Any Color needs to hire Gura ASAP with the promisse that she will be free to do whatever she wants. They should go in my opinion with a clam based vtuber for her, a clam that doesn't leave the futton shell.

It is just a matter of time, I'm sure the woke manager will ruin HoloEN.
It will be too late when CoverJP decides to fire them.

>> No.71223946

>>71223908
Nigger.

>> No.71224056

>>71223908
Hi Zealousideal_Wall719

>> No.71224075
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>>71223946

>> No.71224147

the new woke management will promote homosexual content
heterosexuality will be banned
its over tradbros

>> No.71224156

miko will go to USA and yell nigger

>> No.71224175

>>71224075
He already said Nigger anon, Ichikara(black) doesn't really work as an alternative.

>> No.71224226

Nijiquidation deflection thread

>> No.71224231

Sisters shitting themselves this hard over something made to make merch sale more profitable oversea is very funny

>> No.71224310

>>71223908
this is an obvious troll/bait post, but fuck it i'll bite, The only "Localizing" That's being done is in terms of Merch and Conventions, they aren't changing subtitles, they aren't changing streaming content, they AREN'T doing ""woke shit"", I know it's hard to believe but there are actually a lot of conservatives in california.. like.. more conservatives live in california than there are TOTAL PEOPLE in like the bottom 10 least populated states combined, literally millions vote red every single cycle, You just don't see any results cause california has like 50 million people in it by itself

>> No.71224432
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71224432

>>71224147
They already do that though.

>> No.71224485

California state-enforced homosexuality will remove all hetero relations, it's so over for homo collabs

>> No.71224522

>>71223946
fpbp
destroyed

>> No.71224521

>>71224432
no... the woke infiltration is complete...

>> No.71224545

>>71224147
Omega already tried and failed.

>> No.71224731

>>71224485
I'm okay with this

>> No.71224863

>>71224731
same

>> No.71225036

>>71224545
Omega pushed for collabs between the boys and girls, if anything he was tradpilling, Now with him gone it's back to the homos being quarantined off

>> No.71225100

California and Japan have agreed to compromise.
The next HoloEN generation will have a choco girl, a PAWG, a muscular tomboy, a hag and an open lesbian.

>> No.71225112

>>71224485
>California state-enforced homosexuality will remove all hetero relations, it's so over for homo collabs

>Male born vtuber claims he is now a lesbian woman.
>Your oshi is forced to collab otherwise she will become a transphobic person.

>> No.71225272

>>71225100
That's just council again except bae wasn't muscular

>> No.71225297
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>>71223908
Why keep bringing up Gura? Cover's money machine?
Cover is about selling merch and licensing. Gura is the prime example of that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flGVlL622p4
https://youtu.be/KCsb-APHanc?si=4xw0HiLdck1DPvcc&t=396

>> No.71225347

>>71225100
>Choco girl
Sana
>PAWG
Kronii
>Muscular Tomboy
Bae. kinda
>A hag
Fauna
>Open lesbian
Mooms

>> No.71225478

>>71225112
Isn't that just what happened in Noctyx but reverse?, Female born vtuber claims to be gay man?

>> No.71225620

>>71225112
would be poetic but the reality is enough unicorns would leave enough comments to drive the 41% to its destiny (its weakness is a pronoun lmao)

>> No.71225775

>>71223908
mucho texto
You can just ask for a clam Vtuber anon, no need for the fanfiction

>> No.71225880

>>71223908
I expect many they hire to be bilingual JP/EN. Why in California is because they will be expected to have meetings in Japan. Non-stop flights back and forth.
The woke community are too lazy for that. As shown by the woke localizers who don't bother to learn the language.
Those who are bilingual understand cultural differences while gate-keeping the lazy woke clout seekers typing on Twitter all day.

>> No.71225991

Still rent free over Gura, huh? Also, I think they choose poorly on the name because when I try to search it on twitter, I'm inundated with political stuff. Too late for a name change?

>> No.71228837

>>71223908
The NDF sends their best

>> No.71228912

>>71223908
i'm brown so i will definitely get hired.

>> No.71234461

>>71223908
nice fanfic

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>>71223908

>> No.71235597

>>71223908
Nigger, try not eat weed lol
U too high

>> No.71235650

>>71235597
good post

>> No.71237351

>>71223908
>need a black vtuber
based
>Gura needs to be more fat
BASED

>> No.71238100 [DELETED] 

>>71223908
nice fanfic bro.

>> No.71238254

>>71225297
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING TO PROJEEEEEEEECT

>> No.71238361

>>71223908
>It is just a matter of time, I'm sure the woke manager will ruin HoloEN.
They hated him because he spoke the truth. Same thing happens now with FFXIV: Danger hair becomes head of localization and now we have a troon voicing a major character and doing a god awful job at it. If this goes through Hololive will see some massive changes to accommodate DIE shit.

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Can you smell what the Yacht-club is cooking?

>> No.71238559

>>71225100
>a PAWG,
>a hag
>an open lesbian.
FuwaMoco, unironically

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71240421

>>71223908
I feel bad for all the NDF being given an impossible task, I hope it was worth it for them

>> No.71240477

>>71240421
Sisters should have taken the meds, now the voices in their heads are laughing at them again

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71241827

>>71238254
>AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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