/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

I am in love with FallenShadow and just think she’s great.

Praying for Shondo without her consent!

>>71177920
I don't particularly have an interest in what a bunch of yesmen that would have given up on the marriage would have to say, thanks

>>71177918
anon thats gay and also ntr

>>71177918
This guy >>71178360 isn't me, but he's kind of right, shogga

i am indifferent with FallenShadow and just think she’s horrible

WeirdCat

>>71178479
she's not horrible take it back

She's amazing

I've fallen completely out of her grasp and have lost all emotional attachment but I don't know if I want back in or not

>>71179015
You'll see next time she streams

>>71179026
hope it's a good one

>>71179058
shes going to do more sissy hypno in a discord watchalong after aswell, don’t miss it shogga

Men that will be a part of shondomination are:
Single men
Men that won't be a part of shondomination are:
Men that are already in a relationship
Men that have a different vtuber oshi'd

So we're just down to staring the obvious now are we
nothing else to post about

Once when I was a newfag I said something I thought was normal and she called me a creep. I name changed on the spot to my current name and I don't think she knows

>>71180231
she knows, and if you ever slip up she’s going to reveal what you said to everyone you’ve ever known

>>71180231
You were on the right track but fumbled. Her calling you a creep is a good sign.

pain and suffering

Now that the vr chat valentines date vod is posted, the kangaroo scene feels way different then when I was there live
I guess for some things you really have to be there to get it
In my memory it's way cute and she's more excited than she actually was and reacted more energetically
I liked my version of the events better

>>71174424
So how long until she pulls a Yuko Yurei?

>>71182036
Never happening, she'd never do that

>>71181917
this is why i never watch vods over again. I want to preserve my good memories of those time without it being tainted with the perspective of hindsight
And its different viewing it not "in the moment" when im chatting and just enjoying the time

>>71182036
I give it a year tops, unironically

>>71181061

>>71182147
>>71181051

I love my gold digger of a wife

took you long enough, i was starting to get concerned

I love my wife unconditionally

>>71182147
I'm unsure of how shondo will react ngl

>>71182036
Who?

Did she mention the drawing during the watchalong?

>>71183060
watch streams

>>71183060
Don't think so, ask her on wednesday

>>71182735
I'm sure it'll affect her mood but I hope she doesn't take a break from streaming because of that.

>>71179015
Same. I feel angry at myself for staying up late just to hear her rant about tech issues

>>71182147
Was it a real one or a BPD fake suicide attempt for attention and to make herself seem like the victim after making Mafu's life hell

>>71183508
making her feel bad for you while complaining is going to work too well on her brain, at least give her a chance we're supposed to be working on the one guy problem

>>71183863
She doesn't read here shomie, she said so

>>71183918
she's a fibber shomie

>>71183863
The one guy problem is not a problem. If she starts listening only to the majority it'll be her downfall.

>>71183939
good idea, she should listen to me

>>71183980
no, she should listen to me instead

>>71182989
Idol Corp chuuba, had an intensely close relationship with her viewers somewhat comparable to Shondo (although she was much more lewd). She took a break over Christmas then when she came back she had a return stream in which she said none of it was real, people needed to understand she's there for entertainment nothing more. She then deleted all past member posts, banned some of her longest standing members and has moved to generic vtubing. Basically pulling a complete 180 and denying any of the close bonds were real.

>>71184066
well this is a problem isn't it. if only she could have a list of people who's feedback she trusts and make her judgements based off the majority of that and her own personal opinion instead of giving disproportionate value to 1-5 people. and the groom squad will all agree so they only count as one person

Stop using Shomie that's my thing

>>71184738
but you are me and we are (you)

>>71184093
>Came back from a break and said none of it is real
Jesus Christ that's brutal. The relationship w Shondo as unorthodox but legitimate. If Shondo reaches a point where it's untenable and ends the relationship, I don't think I'd legit blow my brains out but I'd drop vtubers entirely, mourning the death of my wife

>>71184955
>drop vtubers
That's what I said right before I lost my old oshi, I did stop watching anyone for about a month but started again and it took 8 months before I could get a new oshi and it fully healed me

>>71185202
nta but i dont even care about vtubers, i just care about shondo. i think i would do what the other anon said and treat it as the death of my spouse and take a long time to move on

Do you ever check in on your ex oshi and see how she’s doing like stalking an ex gf or are you not that kind of mentally ill.

>>71187001
I check her numbers sometimes, and feel sad about how much they went down, butnever open her stream. I think I opened it up once when she did her first flesh stream and it felt wierd

>>71187001
Yeah, im terminally on /shon/, I cannot leave

>>71187001
I sometimes send her cryptic mallows

>>71187001
I don't really have an ex oshi. I have ex "favorites" who I watched the most at certain periods but I was never devoted to anyone. I only watched hololive before Shondo so maybe that's a contributing factor.

>>71187001
Yes, I still check on Shondo. I'm trying to stop

>>71187001
no but i still party time to her

>>71173247
i fucking hate you, this is stuck in my head now

Need Shontoes in or around my mouth or my penis.

>>71187001
Shondo is my first and only oshi, i care not for women besides my wife

Yes I would allow shondo to kill me but only after she lets me cum inside of her

I'd probably kill someone if shondo asked me to and if she was being serious

Too cute, my wife is!

Sometimes I listen to Shondo ASMRs when I’m working at the office. it’s like she’s there with me hanging out :)

>>71190375
Cute

>>71190375
What's your favorite one's to listen to?

>>71190875
I like this one a lot and the aggressive ASMR I think is my all time favorite
https://youtu.be/F4Mi-_BNOOw?si=7JsT2nn9T89AzU72

I like looking at other vtuber communities and seeing what words and phrases they pick up from their vtuber. Then I think about the same thing for us, it's silly but shes influenced how I speak in day to day life a lot

>>71191655
Relatable, brainworms is now a staple in my vocabulary

Me and my wife

>>71191655
This is actually a bit of an issue IRL. I'm supposed to have some authority at work, and actively have to stop myself from talking like a weird zoomer.

Wait im pretty stupid so will the recent time changes affect her schedule?

>>71193297
no dumbass cutie

>>71187001
my ex oshi is doing well, and I'm glad for her, I was there when she was struggling and now she's thriving and has probably gotten over me or never even knew I left

>>71192863
She looks like a baby

>>71193297
If your country has DST, maybe not. If it doesn't, then yes it will.

>>71183408
she is unironically done with her, so nothing will happen

>>71187001
my first and only oshi is shondo and she will be the last too if something were to ever happen.
There is no one that can replace her if she is ever gone

I like this trend of shondo watching more and more raunchy stuff with us during discord watchalongs
maybe one day in the far future we'll watch smut films and every now and then you will be able to hear shondo's stifled moans and gasps as she imagines herself with us in the movie

>>71193656
I love my baby wife

>>71193997
I don't Scared
I'M HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE
I just want regular movies

>>71193997
>with us
lemayo she is imagining herself conquered by beebeesea thats why she giggles at blacked jokes now

>>71194112
that makes one of you

We need to watch brokeback mountain with shondo in discord, it would be the most fun commentary ever

>>71177935
Best British loli

>>71194228
Why are Americans so obsessed with blacked and cuck shit? Seek help.

>>71184093
it's coming

>>71194584
>americans
>plural
is that poster a europoor false flag? do you feel threatened by the usa boyz? seems so.

>>71194584
A jidf psyop that became a 4chan meme and then an unironic fetish for americans with small dicks.

I Love Nina

>>71194348
watch gay porn on your own time shomie

>>71194348
Lurk...

euros run this shit

run it to the ground maybe

Raunchy movies are weird make me so uncomfortable, especially if I'm watching with shondo
Not saying raunchy movies are in and of themselves bad or anything though

>>71195089
you are me but I think raunchy movies are bad

>>71195159
They can have good moments and jokes, it'd be ignorant to say ALL are bad, I'm sure there's some I just haven't seen

>>71194228
>lemayo
why are you french and why do you like mayo so much

>americans
>euros
>sea
so who are the good ones in your eyes then /shon/

The "once you go bat you never go back" joke was gross to me, someone in chat said "VAMPED" too

>>71195448
That's because you have internet brainrot.

>vamped
but that was funny anon

>>71195504
>internet brainrot
thats what the joke was meant to be lol
look up the writers

>>71195513
Ok, I'm willing to give you that, i still didn't like it though
>>71195504
I'm 99% that's what the joke was meant to be

i love her so much

I hate her so much

>>71182036
just think of her as a stripper and you’ll be fine

>>71195694
I love her so much! I love my Shondo wife.
>>71182036
Never.
>>71195934
Cowardly defensive mechanism to suppress how you feel about her.

>>71196075
how I feel about her is that she’s a stripper and should rub her shunny on the mic during asmr except of baby oil

another day where i dont wake up weighed down by shondo in a puddle of her drool on my chest, and when she wakes up because im stroking her head the first sound i hear is *slurrrrp*

>>71196375
this but instead of an asmr mic its my mouth

>>71195448
Also the blow up doll was really weird and Edward putting his meat to the side
The apple cgi baby bowling ball scene was funny though, same with the wheelchair fight Charlie and that dude had

>>71196426
she'd go to bed after making you breakfast so that would never happen but imagine her drawing at 3-5AM and listening to your breathing instead of some youtube playlist

>>71196653
You said that already in the offline chat.

>>71196886
I don't talk in off chat

>>71196735
>she'd go to bed after making you breakfast
but who will feed the chiggens?

Imagine having a hard day at work because of your boss then having shondo call out of the blue, just to tell you she loves you

>>71197306
I saw this in real life when I had to go somewhere with my brother's gf, she randomly called him to ask about his day plus tell him to buy bread. Felt jealous.

>>71197306
What's with the legs? Those are the legs of a 60 kg normal weight woman.

>>71197636
SyadouShrug

>>71197636
yeah gross. that's not like my gorgeous wife at all.

I'm so fucking sick, everything hurts
I play one compilation video of shondo dancing over music and my soul gets better, but my body is still awful

is she still eeping? havent seen her online in discord yet
hope she didnt get full on sick over night

>>71197794
how is she still sleeping its been like 13 hours

>>71197636
she will be 55kg after the fixening

she was on discord earlier today for an hour

Oh god, i hope I didn't get her sick, I'd feel like shit for the rest of the month(getting her sick is impossible for me, I'd still feel responsible though)

>>71197794
>>71197859
Head injuries can take a few days to be fatal.

She's not sleeping she's busy lil bro ;)

>>71197306

>>71197794
anon, your twitter like reps, please

Shondo post your FUCKING EGGS ALREADY
Please...

>>71197887
she was discussing with dewd on how to add more subtle sissy hypno in her streams

>>71198076
oh god after last night I really hope dewd doesnt get any more input on her lewd content

How did this joke start

>>71197556
>>71197924
>>71197306
nade nade anon, tonight listen to this before eep
https://voca.ro/1ee2O0knTxIH
i pray to God that Shondo will record more of these heartwarming audio tweets for us in the future, the last one was a pickle rick reference

>>71198076
why make posts like these
you've got two emotions to exploit on /shon/, one being happiness and the other being anger and you're not taking advantage of either, you're missing the beat

>>71198128
joke?

>>71197306
I love this art so much
I love this scenario so much
I love shondo so much
I hope my art gets to the point where i can show how much i love her

>>71198164
Thank you so much

>>71197976
It's really annoying that there are no stalker-tier notifications on twitter, for when people you are following like something, open twitter, breath, or whatever.

>>71198164
no this makes it worse

>>71198401
This is overwhelmingly cute

>>71198458
clueless

I genuinely love this girl so much
I need this but the roles reversed

>>71198559
you'll never be a woman kiri

>>71198587
I'm not them I'm just very fucking sick right now

>>71198624
if you are who I think you are then I hate you

>>71198656
What'd i do

>>71198681
Your posts I just find are pointless annoyance
much like the greeters I find you redundant

>>71198754
SadCat

sorry kinda

>>71198754
hi syadouWave

>>71198754
I hope nobody ever says hi to you in your life ever again

>>71198806
Smile it's ok i forgive you

>>71198754
thirf you don't need to be so pissy salty about not getting your biggly off during the waiting screen

Seems like ruru may be on the schedule art since there's not much today

>>71197306
cute

ruru so cool and epic :)

i wish i didnt love shondo sometimes but i do and that will never change and that hurts

>>71199647
my advice? stop using the internet for 48 hours and go outside
you'll stop caring about her instantly and if you don't then any feelings that remain wont be love

>>71199814
Shut up, Fleece.

>>>/wsg/5477707
are women really like this?

>>71199931
Yes, even shondo

>>71199181
there is a lot of good art from previous weeks she can use

>>71199931
do women have opinions and personal taste? i guess so

>>71199931
Do we really nothing to talk about that we bring other boards into this(yes)

>>71199814
wont work, she occupies my mind rent free

>>71199647
for me it feels good to love her until I go crazy, then I try to call her 'Shadow' in my head to keep her at arm's length for my own sanity only to get excited as soon as she starts tweeting something that isn't a stream announcement.

ah~
I wouldn't have it any other way
>>71199814
>you'll stop caring about her instantly
it didn't work for you Mr obsessed stalker so why are you telling other anons to do it? you're like that faggot roli who keeps visiting offline chat to this day

i want to use her as a little dress up doll and cover her in bruises

>>71200184
>it didn't work for you Mr obsessed stalker
I just enjoy talking to you people, I haven't watched her in months

>>71200027
shondos more into bibisi

>>71200184
>roli who keeps visiting offline chat to this day
He does that? You think he likes my messages?

>>71200263
No you don't, you simply can't let go of her. If you do actually enjoy talking to us then you're more mentally ill than two shoggers combined.
>>71200326
I don't remember anything about roli other than the temper tantrum he threw.

>>71200432
I know I am

very silly dream today
>It’s Easter
>Taking Shondo to mass with your family.
>Going to Cathedral downtown
>You’re in suit, Shondo modest yellow dress.
>Shondo weirdly quiet during drive. assures you she’s fine just tummy hort
>get there
>See mom waving at you.
>Go to walk down aisle to your pew
>Shondo drops to her knees. On all fours starts wrenching.
>Jesus Christ babe are you okay?
>”I shouldn’t be here”
>Huge black wings burst out of her back.
>Let’s out full demonic screech
>Rockets up into the air and bursts through the ceiling.

>>71200495
didn't know my wife was so metal

>roli moved on to soya and is given express gratitude and appreciation for what he did for the community
>still watches shondo every now and then
>/shon/ keeps trying to sully his name and shit talks him
you guys are almost as jealous as your wife

>>71200949
point to the last post that actually shit talked roli
its mostly stuff like "roli come back..."

>>71200495
kino

too much effort to post a single tweet but could stream for hours in the middle of the night. aight.

>>71201107
anon, stop being illiterate >>71200432

>>71199931
Yes, Shondo even clowned on young Dwayne Johnson

>>71201160
to be completely honest nowadays i just look at the pictures and read posts with a lot of replies

>>71200495
10/10, wish I had dreams like these

>>71201280

>>71201405
She will never resume reading
Besides she has a drawing to render

There don't happen to be any audios of shondo wishing you a quick recovery, right?

shondo got the IPs removed from posts just so she could shitpost more effectively in this thread

>>71201619
yeah DM saali for them (theyre private)

>>71201619
there is

>offline
>not in ninas chat
>8PM
...
do briish go out on tuesdays

>>71201701
Good to know, it's not this >>71201691 , right? Where could I find it if that isn't the way

>>71201869
there's a party everyday of the week if you know the right people, no doubt shadowmama knows the right people

>>71201906
she does have that one friend who's loaded and does nothng but party and fuck all day every day

>>71201869
shondos out klubbing

>>71201869
u kno where she at boiiiii
she even told you yesterday during the watchalong

>>71201163
to be fair Shondo clowns on anyone that doesn't look like her family, she thinks most people look "weird" if they don't resemble her or her relatives

>>71201892
no
>Where could I find it if that isn't the way
watch streams

>>71200495
That's so fucking cool holy shit

the klub shondo songs are the only part I look forward to anymore

>>71202084
SadCat i do watch streams though

>>71202163
you should look forward to klubbing deez nuts

>>71202276
go go shondo it's ya birthday

>>71202302
shhhh

>want to get back into reading
>Pick out book
>Not very far in but really good.
>Shondo says she wants to get back into reading too
>interlinked.jpeg
>Shondo picks book
>get a copy of the Shondo book
>start reading that one to get a head start on 160IQ speed-reading wife
>It’s pretty good too
>Shondo says she’s not going to read it.
>Essentially put your tip in two books
What do? Which book do you thrust and finish in?

>>71202419
Don't be an NPC, read whichever book you find more interesting.

>>71202419
thrust both your books into shondo as punishment

>>71202419
I recommend thinking for yourself rather than thinking for a stripper

>complains about shondo not tweeting
>shondo tweets
curious

>>71202011
>>71201869
you were right, sorry for doubting you

i am in painful physical love with an internet moving png stripper who doesnt acknowledge my existence please send help

>>71202631
stinky femcel

>>71202631
channel that love into nina instead

Shondo put your phone away and sleep you silly bitch, sleep!

>>71202621
It's almost like she tweets at around this hour every Tuesday and then a couple of hours later posts the schedule on her main. Almost.

shondo is checking /shon/ while at the pub predrinking before the nutty kkkkllluubbbb sesh no i will not take my fucking meds

shondo schedule:
>wednesday: late, ends early after zatsudan because feeling sick
>thursday: cancelled because wednesday went badly
>friday: break, 4 day week
>saturday: late, woozy from the meds, ends earlier because she wants to take care of her health
>sunday: late, kusogame

>>71202728
>sees this bullshit retarded post
>announces no schedule today
curious

>>71202768
this is my oshi.......... fuck
well get through this

I'm sorry shondo for giving you my cold
Only difference between me and shondo's situation is that she can get sleep in

so now she can't even click post on her premade schedule because she's ill
and yet she can post 3 separate tweets, shondo why bother lying, no one cares, just tell the truth

shondo schedule
>monday klubbing and drinking
>tuesday klubbing and drinking
>Wednesday cancel stream because of a hangover but then stream sissy hypno in discord
>thursday shadowmama puts shondo into the streets as a hooker so cancelled stream
>Friday no stream because of injury
>Saturday drinking the pain away
>Sunday more VAMPED sissy hypno

>>71202950
meds

>>71202988
i stopped taking them but unironically

>stream sissy hypno
How did this start

>>71203024
we know FF

curious how the thread always turns to shit when the amerilards wake up

>>71203025
Fresh schizopost from yesterday, I think.

>>71203068
we run this shit, and shondo loves BAC (big American cock)

>>71202983
>thursday shadowmama puts shondo into the streets as a hooker so cancelled stream
shadowmama theres no need for this i am willing to pay for exclusive access

I take it as a compliment being told to take my meds by people here

>cover announced their first oversea branch
soya will be part of gen one

What kind of soup do you feed a sick vegetarian? How is she supposed to get better without chicken noodle soup? Shondo needs to be sunning too. We are built for sunlight. She needs to be grounding. Barefoot in the garden, letting the sun shine down on her for 15 minutes a day. Her mood and overall health will improve. That’s literally all she needs to do.

>>71203346
otis

Did you just notice this?

>>71203346
You can make a pretty good "chicken" noodle soup with veggie stock.

>>71203346
veg

now prioritizing discord streams over everything else i guess. amazing. she's unironically about to be dropped to just being a side hoe because she's so bad at being a streamer right now

>>71203424
It's kind of awesome, she refuses to sell out (indirectly, via self-destructive tendencies, but whatever)

sub only discord only 3 am only streamer
she managed to cull her audience down to just ~100 and this is what she wants
I welcome this new rebirth

i want her to cut her audience down to 1
me

>>71203549
She's been getting a lot of dono money recently, and it doesn't seem to be tied to stream frequency. Seems a bit unstable, but I have no issue with this plan.

Dewd keeps sending me bibisi gifs every discord watchalong, idk why

>>71203330
Are you retarded? There have already been multiple EN waves in Hololive - they're opening the first overseas office to deal with merch and sales.

>>71203668
She's finally unlocked the gura mentality, soon it'll be a stream once a month

>>71203346
>chicken noodle soup
>chicken = protein
>noodles = flour
Worthless for colds, vegetarians should eat vegetable soups instead with at least a dozen types of veggies and herbs.
>grains = slave food
Pasta is filler goy slop, same for bread, burger buns...etc. It doesn't exist in nature, it's the type of cheap "food" you'd feed a slave.

>>71203750
do not besmirch the good name of grain

>>71203549
>and this is what she wants
The chat is nearly as fast as her twitch chat.

>>71203750
She has like 7 muscle fibers, does no physical activity, and takes multivitamins. Nutrition is probably the least of her worries.

Okay fine I’m willing to take one for the team and beat Shondo into a coma so she can catch up on her sleep

>>71203709
shondo if you start streaming once a month and do not interact with me i will fucking snap
this is not a joke
do not test me

>>71203549
and its still not as comfy as when she actually was a 3 view, it needs to go lower to compensate for spammers who feel the need to say something every 10s

>>71203919
she knows who you are and is going to do it to spite you know

>>71203676
Dewd sent me geolocations to several KFC's and I don't know what he means by this.

I love shondo and I'd still love her with only one stream a month
However, I also don't want monthly streams at all. I want daily streams and weekly subathons

>>71203985
>she knows who you are
i doubt it

>>71204038
In fact, why don't we just cut out the middleman (twitch), and she can conduct the streams and subathons directly from my place (to me).

I just want me wife to be happy and healthy and have fun doing what she loves

>>71203709
you know every white knight here would defend it too, so she might as well i guess

>>71204383
but she loves being miserable and unhealthy...

>>71203925
>still not as comfy
It'll never be as comfy, you cannot go back to the past and guess what? Most of you nostalgiafags weren't around when she was a PNGTuber. Accept your 4view oshi or fuck off already. If Shondo really wanted to not grow anymore she wouldn't build hype for new outfits/models that are guaranteed to attract new cancer when she debuts them, you'd just show up one day to the zatsu of some kusoge game and BOOM!!! Shondo has a new model. No months of hype, no announcement on twitter, no nothing. Just Blondo.

>>71204510
oh I dont doubt it one bit, one look into offline chat right now is a look into the future

>>71197306
this shonshon is beautiful I want to tackle her and just hold her still on that couch

I just wanna hug her. Not groom her or fuck her. (I would if she outright offered but obviously that ain't happening) Fucking dammit I just want to give her a nice hug.

it started out as ironic edgy haha rape jokes haha rape Shondo haha but i don't think it's a joke anymore i thinkI want to rape the shondo

>>71204594
Imagine this. Blonde hair, blue eyes, Aryan princess Shondo. But with glasses.

>>71204594
funny because that exact scenario happened already with that dumb whore risenlight and there's no hype for discord streams when every single other vtuber announces it on xitter

>>71204860
No I prefer the shondo at home

shondo should just embrace being a stripper and do a shunnython where every sub she gets she puts out a party time worthy pic of herself

>>71205265
she should just do sex asmr like all my other side hoes

i want to hug her groom her and fuck her and take her out on dates and do everything she ever wanted to do i want to pinch her cheeks and ruffle her hair and poke her in the tummy and rub the shunny i want to nibble on her earlobes and lick her neck i want to stroke her collarbones i want to caress her thighs i want to dress her in a microkini just because she wouldnt like it i want to make her listen to music she doesnt like while shes stuck in the car with me going to some place she didnt feel like going to but she does it because she loves me i want to kiss her forehead i want to cuddle her i want to touch her nose with mine i want to hold her hand i want to hold her neck i want to walk with her down the isle in a small ceremony with our families present i want to grow old with her
i want her

>>71205563
This was great anon

>>71204383
>have fun doing what she loves
Have fun doing what we both love. I hate you fags so much for indulging her every whim and letting her get away with being a lazy shit and not keeping her word. Thats how the slippery slope begins, I've singlehandedly slowed down the decline by constantly attacking her but I'm just one guy and it hurts my soul to keep antiing and harassing her in various ways. Why the hell was everyone syadouHappynodding like a bunch of braindead retards when Shondo suggested more Shonmart next week and even went as far as to call her streams second monitor content? Da fuck??? I'll admit that the first Shonmart stream was fun but don't let her spin her wheels in the mud 2 weeks in a row. That's lazy.

How about another art stream? Force Shondo to get over this new drawing autism she caught and maybe finish the shondog drawing. She used to be able to draw on stream just fine.

shondo
hi

some people in offline chat seem to know too much

>>71205691
most sane shogga

>>71205691
I like dark souls
wish it happened more than once a week

>>71205758
Any 1 month sub who did his /shon/ reps should know as much as an oldfag, after all we can't stop spoonfeeding.

im not hype for more supermarket sim just because it means i will get less interaction

I’d cheat on shondo making sure she knows and she’d probably like it

megane...

>>71205875
>less interactions
she couldn't stop reading me, I got more interactions than usual

i really hope someone is constructing a new klub post

>>71202759
i just want you to know i appreciate what you did with this post

she has a paper sign taped to her desk which says da klub on it in crayon. there is a single RGB light under the desk.

i will skeb that eventually

>>71206803
>>71206758
need

>>71206758
she has a bottle of apple juice there but has a sticky note that says “NOT APPLE JUICE” over the label

>>71206905
captcha was MAY8, what did they mean by this?

>>71206970
INSANECAT

>>71206905
>apple [gin], spelled JIN
>the J is backwards

>>71206970
1 week after [THE EVENT] there will be a further reckoning

>>71206970
syadouDed

>>71206970
syadouNotlikethis

we run this shit

>>71202419
finnegans wake

>>71206758
visual aid

>>71203346
>sun shine
>england

>>71207548
is this ai
it's got a weird feel to it

>>71207593
its sunny sometimes

>>71207593
this
where she is wont get the sun for another couple months

>>71207703
of course

>>71207548
It's kind of sad

this place reeks of boobros with a hint of carnies

>>71208219
its my first day

>>71208219
carnies are homosexual masochists, i don't detect any of that within this thread

>>71205691
This is a borderline shitpost but I can believe you.
>why syadouHappynod
Most people happynod because most people want their wife to enjoy the time they spend with them.
She knows it sucks to watch but she was having a ton of fun so I loved doing that with her. She already said streaming stresses her out and she sees a lot of it as a job, I want her to have as much fun as possible when she's spending time with me not just clock in for a shift.
I can handle boring content if it means she'll actually look forward to the time she spends with us. And it's not like she doesn't make any concessions for us either.

>have fun doing what we both love
You're not asking for this, you're asking her to do what you like and specifically requesting she does things she dislikes to please you. Express your discontent until she sees it and then accept her choice. I don't like sitting in the cuck chair so it should be up to her to make that decision based on our feedback, not you because you believe you know what's best.
It's fine to be upset and express that but what you're doing goes beyond that and isn't right by her, yourself, or your shoggas. Maybe that's the reason you feel bad about it.

>>71208219
take a shower then

>You're not asking for this, you're asking her to do what you like and specifically requesting she does things she dislikes to please you
nta but this is the dumbest shit i've seen someone say in a long time

>>71208486
How so?

>>71208602
does it even matter what I say
i could go on about comfort bubbles and how one needs to step outside of it once in a while
or I could talk about echochambers but it doesn't matter

she should just do what i want but unironically
and then i will do what she wants

she should do earlicking joi asmr

>>71206042
did you draw this?

she should reply to my dms

>>71208984
yeah

>>71206188
>she couldn’t stop reading me
Shondo has not read any of my messages in 8 months. I wish she would just tell me to leave. That would hurt less.

>>71208870
what does she want
unironically what does she want

>>71208782
Asking her to step out her comfort zone isn't the problem, the problem is being an anti, harassing her, and getting upset at other shoggas because she won't do what he wants. That's not right. He doesn't even know if doing these things will help her anyway, all of this is over his guess at what will help her.

>>71209152
if you're being serious then I don't know what you could've done to cause this
longest i've ever gone without a read is a single stream

>>71206042
This is very cute anon :)

Shondo got mononucleosis kissing her new bf, that's why she still has fever and a sore throat, i knew it, it's the Barbies' fault

>>71208404
>Most people happynod because most people want their wife to enjoy the time they spend with them.
no offense, but this is how i can tell you have no friends. being forced out of your comfort zone often leads to the most memorable and fun times. just doing the same shit over and over and over leads to nothing but brainrot and complacency. it's literally killing her creativity and her spirit. notice how she doesn't do anything creative at all anymore? she has even given up on her own aesthetic which she used to be super autistic about. she's taking more and more shortcuts and is getting lazier and lazier because frankly, she's getting away with it.

>>71209057
i like it! very cute

Do the thug shake Shondo I wanna see you shake that shit. Shake that ass Shondo

>>71209274
My entire life has been forcing myself out of my comfort zone. It's rarely worth it and caused me more grief than joy, not everyone is the same. Especially those with severe mental illness. Like I said, you're guessing. Shondo is old enough to know what going out of her comfort zone will do for her, she was forced to do it a lot just from the nature of her illness.

>>71209253
one of her new bfs at least

>>71209555
;)

>>71209327
thank you shondo <3

>>71209152
she hasn't read any of my messages in 11 months, I've been subbed for 11 months. She could have told me to fuck off or at least banned me but I guess I'll just take the hint

>>71209274
>Thing gets more more popular
>Gets diluted to appeal to the lowest common denominator normalnigger casual
>Loses its identity, what made it special in the first place
Many such cases!

>>71209484
god you're a fucking loser

>>71209484
>you're guessing
he says while guessing, mindreading and putting words in shondo's mouth in post after post... kek

>>71209714
The difference is I'm not harassing her over my guesses, and I didn't put any words in her mouth.

>>71209703
>god you're a fucking loser
>having this lack of self awareness

do you think when shondo finishes the feminisation of her viewers she’s going to swap to bimbofication?

white knights consistently going against her wishes. what else is new.

>>71209819
expand on that anon
and please greentext properly next time

>>71209849
Show the tweet where this applies to drawing streams or shopping simulator streams. And she talked about wanting to do things she wants to do more on stream so this tweet just works against you.

I wonder what the otterstudio guy thinks about it

>>71209849
vague post harder maybe someone will care

>>71205691
this might surprise an anti like you but I actually enjoy the braindead streams where she can let out her autism in full.
I know its too easy to anti but imagine actually enjoying spending time with your wife, however alien it may seem

>>71209849
I don't think she had being an anti and getting mad at other shoggas in mind when she said to hold her accountable. And if she changes her mind on something forcing her to do it anyway isn't accountability, she wants us to have her explain herself or not let her shrug it off and ignore things.

Shodomizing Shondo’s buttshole untshil her sphincter shbleeds

>>71209849
i mean she said this but also rejected things that would be baby steps that other shoggas had suggested to her in the same twitter session

>>71210258
>>71209989
>>71210315
people like you will not make it possible to hold her accountable to anything. no need to reply to this, i know you'll deny it because you're just a threadshitter at the end of the day, looking for anything to argue about, even if it's on the level of personal preferences. you're the actual unironic antis here, encouraging her to kill her own personality, image and vibe for "muh comf"

>>71210387
jesse

>>71210387
I agree with this post and this poster

can you fags take this discussion to discord and ask her instead of trying to read some hidden meaning in her tweets

>>71210387
>>71210315
What do you think accountability is? Asking her about reading the book when she never brought it up again is holding her accountable, being an anti /here/ after she changes her mind is not.

>>71210387
its impossible to hold her accountable because she is an internet png who can just mute you or put you in the noninteraction box with no feedback to you and no warning
there is no reason to disagree with her because the cost benefit is too heavily weighed in her favour
shondo holds all the cards, the only moves you have are either happyNod or leave

>>71210524
It's good if this is discussed where she will see it.

>guys I know we've been married for 3 years but I have changed my mind, I'll be changing the type of content I do but please continue to support me
>wtf antis stop trying to hold me accountable
>yaaaas queen flex on the parasocials

>>71210387
ur gay

Realistically speaking and I know this is hard for some of you but lets be real here
how much longer do you see this lasting for
i'm not talking about when she stops the husband thing because I think we all know if anything she'll just stop streaming outright
I mean how long till shondo packs it all in

>>71210751
>Implying he wants to be married to a girl who doesn't love him

>>71209850
lolificiation

>>71210825
the second a rich old man appears in her life

HEADS WILL ROLL
HEAD WILL ROLL
HEAD WILL ROLL ON THE FLOOR
where is my shogga ft, needing him badly if i'm to be honest

>>71210882
he doesn't need to be old either

>>71210825
when i buy my mansion or farm estate and buy merch she will stop