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So, did you?

>> No.71102301

Yes i got the preliminary but got eliminated later because they dont like my voice

>> No.71102355

>>71102068
> 80/20 split
> 100% merch sales
> Funds for projects

I love how Niji's downfall become the punching bag for small corpos and use that as positive points lmao

>> No.71102407

>>71102301
The auditions haven’t even closed yet.

>> No.71102561
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>>71102068
I have a penis. I'll never get the chance to be groomed by my sugar mummy.

>> No.71102820

>>71102068
A bunch of western roastie whores from twitter gathering together surely won't cause any drama or yabs at all.

>> No.71104117

>>71102820
If you looked at the early /eien/ threads, you would know that's exactly what we want. There's nothing better than insecure and abrasive e-whores who end up getting softened by the genuine support or caring fans to the point they become cute, friendly and dorky.

>> No.71104813

>>71102068
>80/20 split
>100% merch to talent

Exactly how do you intend to fund ongoing business operations with 20% of some 2views' revenue

>> No.71104980

>>71104813
Tesco Fauna probably makes as much money as actual Fauna, I wouldn't worry about the financial side of this corpo.

>> No.71105519

>>71104813
The creator has funded the whole corpo herself to this point. Plus she will be earning 100% of her own revenue in Vallure, going back into the corpo.

>> No.71105577

>>71102068
kinda looks and smells like the old akioair talking points

>> No.71105632

>>71102068
These sounds a but unrealistic ngl, I get Niji is shit and I agree, but 20% split on earnings and 0% split on merch?
Where these people’s money to make the company work will come from?

>> No.71105662

>>71105519
DYRB, she was crying about having a hard time buying a house, doubt she is using her own money.

>> No.71105700

>>71105519
okay but what happens when her money runs out

>> No.71106417

>>71102068
Why a lewd video game specifically? Why not a normal one?

>> No.71106458

>>71105519
Who is the creator?

>> No.71106542

>>71106417
>why dont they hire porn actors in real movies?

>> No.71106946

did anyone get views on their audition video yet?

>> No.71108698

bump

>> No.71108943

>>71105632
Prostitution services (only for top donators)

>> No.71109003

>>71102068
100% of merch sales to you (after we at Vallure get our cut)

>> No.71109028

>>71102068
>>71102355
>20% revenue split
>0% merch
>pays for equipment and a sign-on bonus
>providing funding to talents
This is going to sink so fast.
This could be fine if their talents bring in LOTS of money, but that's obviously not happening out the gate, if at all. And 20% of not much is barely anything.

Either someone with deep pockets is bankrolling this or it's going to crash and burn.

>> No.71109062

>>71102068
>failure

>> No.71109070

>>71105632
The merch split is a bit misleading. Unlike Vshojo Vallure doesn't actually provide the merch services themselves, they partnered with another company that does it for them and they do take the cut instead.

>> No.71109089

>>71109070
That's still 0% to the company which doesn't change the problem

>> No.71109112

>>71102068
Where are the funds coming from if they don't tax the merch and only take 20%

>> No.71109121

>>71102068
I just want a sex cunny that does not secretly hate me

>> No.71109173

Making a thread during SEA hours is a mistake because these SEAchildren haven't done their homework. The most asked question in this thread can be easily answered with a quick archive search.

>> No.71109180

>>71109112
>>71105519

>> No.71109217

>>71102068
>80/20 split
following the mafia model i see.

>> No.71109222

>>71109180
>>71105700

>> No.71109245

>>71109112
It's obviously a money laundering operation.

>> No.71109343

>>71109089
20% from donos / superchat and sponsorships is likely enough to keep a slim management while making profit.

>> No.71109400

>>71109343
If they are all 4 views yes. But your talking 2 views that wont break $100 net per stream. Your not going to get sponsorships and the money alone is not going to be enough to pay more than 1 other persons salary. Numbers do not add up.

>> No.71109467

>>71109343
It's been proven time and time again that it's not. If all you're getting is few hours of management time per week for 20% cut, you're better off not getting any and being indie.

>> No.71109522

>>71109400
Anon they're coombaiting internet whores. If they end up as 2views they'll be out earning most 3views.

>> No.71109563

>>71109400
>Your not going to get sponsorships
Well if they do get them then they can operate like this even with relatively low viewership.

>>71109467
There are multiple smaller orgs that continue to do well like Vchiban and Astraline. While we don't know their splits I think they are likely generous as well.

>> No.71109658

>>71109400
>2 views
and you know how? came to you in a dream?

>> No.71109708

>>71105519
i dont think thats enough to keep a management team

>> No.71109749

>>71109222
She's been working with a team for close to a year. I imagine in that time span they have discussed their budget and are aware of their limit more then anons here. But If her own ongoing revenue suddenly stops and she gains no money from VAllure, 100% from herself or 20% from the other talents. Then she probably won't be able to fund Passion projects.

>> No.71109819
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71109819

What's with modern women wanting to be whores so badly? Unironically watched this slop and I liked it.

https://rumble.com/v4i32db-fresh-and-fit-after-hours-w-candace-owens.html

>> No.71110018

>>71102068
This is to good to be true

>> No.71110018,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>71106946
I did a couple of days ago

>> No.71110342

>>71106946
They viewed mine a couple of days ago

>> No.71110443

>>71109658
Yes because literal who from literal who brand is going to start as a 3 view much less a 4 view in a saturated market. It's like predicting that the sun will rise tomorrow. Buy a fucking ad shill.

>> No.71110683

>>71102355
The issue is that it's bad but in the other direction.
Company telling "yeah, you can take all the money" is either ran by incompetent fucks or has some ulterior motives.

Serious company needs money to operate and grow and these fucks tell that they are willing to spend money on everything needed for streamers and then get only lol 20% split.
Also others pointed out - they don't have brand, they are getting into already established and overcrowded market and on top of that there's a lot of questions about their content and public reaction - YT and Patreon are not very friendly for 18+ content and two of their models clearly have loli-esque proportions that will anger your typical anti-loli Twitter army.
I wish the green lady good luck but holy fuck, this is stupid.

>> No.71110722

>>71102068
lol so what's the catch? how is 20% of 2view money going to pay for the "team of editors, clippers, script writers and artists"?

>> No.71110774

Boss lady has years of experience selling porn subscriptions on patreon and running a successful youtube channel.
I share most of the doubts in this thread to at least some degree, but if she can't be trusted to know what she is doing then kind of nobody can.
I'll wait and see, and I'll at least get a couple of good faps out of this.

>> No.71110809

>>71110722
It sounds like some richfag just wants to pay girls to make porn games for him, under the guise of "an agency"

>> No.71110885

>>71110722
Apparently, lewd games and some deal with uwumarket. Possibly voice and drama packs.

>> No.71110913

>>71104813
You beg money from investors, same as any other business. You operate at a loss until you make it, or until you run out of investors.

>> No.71110948
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>>71110809
It's a she coomer who has been slutting it up longterm and knows what the lads want very well
>>71110443
>literal who
>he lacks information

>> No.71110956

>>71110913
Investment offers were already received and refused by the corpo btw
The sole owner and investor intends to remain that way

>> No.71110978

>>71110913
No investors. She has spent more than 50K of her own money on this so far.

>> No.71111025

>>71109400
Ah, but you forget, this corpo has two sides: The "public" side, and the porn side. So while they may be 2views on YouTube, they'll be cooming it up on fansly or chaturbate, and that's where the real money comes in. In theory.

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>be one of the biggest nsfw asmr creators
>join eien
>be highest viewed subbed and earner
>autist manager autists
>leave
>starts own agency with lolis and hookers
>invests in porn game for marketing
>ensures only proper coomers can join
Now we wait. I know of a few people who applied that i already milk my gizzard to

>> No.71111218

>>71110913
they don't have investors, this entire corpo has been willed into existed and funded by Riifu's spite and quest for revenge. She's rich as fuck from her RM activities

>> No.71111249

>>71111181
is mel in?

>> No.71111330

>>71111249
Unless Mel manages to deceive her way in, she's out. She made the mistake of announcing her interest in applying, so several riitard gachikois immediately sent her extensive documentation on what kind of person Mel is and what her history looks like. In the end she even kind of signaled on stream that Mel won't be considered kek

>> No.71111345

>>71110683
you underestimate the power of DTL and the eagerness of willing coomers. I agree that it seems too generous, but maybe in the fine print its for the first 6 months or something, then it switches to more favorable terms. She's a shrewd businesswoman, she wouldn't do it if she didnt think she could make money

>> No.71111432

>>71110443
>literal who
he doesnt know, kek. She is the porn queen, I guarantee 95% of men have jacked off to something she's done, even if they didnt know it was her

>> No.71111504

>>71111345
She really isn't the kind of person to jew you in a contract. Quite the opposite: The terms get even better if you extend your contract with Vallure
But I do agree that (surely?) she has the plan figured out.
Riitards already brought up basically every concern posted in this thread to her, and every time she said that as far as she looked at the numbers, it should work out

>> No.71111514

>>71111249
I know itll be bad for the agency, but it would be so fucking funny and interesting if she did.

>> No.71111711

>>71111514
there's a suspucious Mel thread up right now, I havent seen one in such a long time. for one to pop up the same day as this thread? I'm getting my rrat hat on

>> No.71111748

>>71102068
Why, do they accept males?

>> No.71111936

>>71111504
... is that you? You seem to know a lot about this mysterious coomer ceo lady

>> No.71111967

>>71111936
She is hardly a mystery SEA friend

>> No.71112041

>>71111936
I'm obsessed with her

>> No.71112217
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>>71111936
Who is this mysterious woman? And how does she keep stealing my cum?

>> No.71112218

>>71102068
Indeed

>> No.71113145

>>71111936
Naa riitards just kept up to date with her twitter and twitch videos for the whole process. She explained everything there but she recently locked the twitter and hid the twitch vods since shes at the final stretch

>> No.71113402

>>71102068
The hentai game alone is interesting. I cant ever see Hololive doing a similar thing even with them dabbling in visual novels

>> No.71113486

>>71106946
Yes. No reply yet, if any. Did she state if she's sending out replies early or not?

>> No.71113604

>>71102355
I think they had these numbers out before the niji shitstorm started with doki, so I think the "punching bag" is accidental, added bonus though.

>> No.71113632

>>71111181
I support Vallure expecting it to become Finana's retirement home.

>> No.71113637

>>71111218
If she's rich why bother joining some 3view company like EIEN? Why try to funnel her fans into her personal content? Why get into a pissing match with management over a few hundred dollars worth of Steam games?

>> No.71113701

>>71106946
>>71113486
https://twitter.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1763954832686367222
Apparently they will like your video once they see it. They will contact successful applicants within 72 hours after the applications close.

>> No.71113783

>>71104813
They're gonna go the Riro Ron route and sell pussy on discord.
No wait, thats under merchandise, nvm

>> No.71114409

>>71113637
>why bother joining some 3view company like EIEN?
She genuinely got into this for the fun of it. Not "as a joke" like Mori, but because she wanted to dabble. I also believe she sought the camaraderie of being in a corpo gen. I've heard quite a few vtubers (corpos and corpo-aspirants) claim that as part of their motivation. Likewise Vallure is a project of passion now, not because she needs money.
>Why try to funnel her fans into her personal content?
That never happened.
>Why get into a pissing match with management over a few hundred dollars worth of Steam games?
Autism probably.
But I also think it should be kept in mind that their final argument that led to her stealth suspension was merely the straw that broke the camels back, and they allegedly got into pissing matches over all kinds of stuff before.

>> No.71114566

>>71114409
>"as a joke" like Mori
It was "as a joke" because she felt like she had no chance, not because she wasn't taking it seriously.

>> No.71116038

Successful applicants will be contacted 72 hours after applications close.
Those are the ones they're going to take in, or who'll be invited to an interview or such? The timeline has always been pretty tight for Vallure, but this is the tightest part I think.

>> No.71116362

>>71116038
Yeah I don't think their goal is really to be tight. More like the opposite.

>> No.71116671

>>71111218
like I said, she's doing this out of spite for eien fucking her over. she became a vtuber for fun and it's easy money. I love a good revenge story, and her porn stuff is exquisite. I can't wait to support her in this endeavor!

>> No.71117059

>>71102301
Post voice so we can evaluate whether they're retarded or not.

>> No.71117722

>>71102068
I'm genuinely curious as to how they plan on making money. I have to assume that at some point the other shoe will drop on that. 20% of adrev, sponsorships, and supas does not pay for character design, art, rigging, equipment, a sign-on bonus, salaries for a full staff, merch, sponsoring other chuubas to promote their debut, passion projects, and the development costs of a video game. If 20% pays for all of that then I'm in the wrong racket.

>> No.71117727

>>71113486
Out of curiosity, how long did they view it for?

>> No.71118001

They watched a decent amount of it. I'm hoping this is a good sign.

>> No.71118083

>>71118001 (me)
Oops, meant to reply to >>71117727.

>> No.71118084

>>71118001
as in multiple views?

>> No.71118149

>>71118084
No, just one. But you can check how long the view is on average in analytics.

>> No.71118289

>>71118149
>you can check how long the view is on average in analytics
I'm a leech consoomer, not a creator, so I did not know this. That means in the worst case, rejects can see them turning it off one minute in? It must be soul-crushing.

>> No.71118347

>>71118289
Oh yeah, it feels really bad when you really want into a company and they only watch your audition for a couple seconds. It's a terrible feeling.

>> No.71119049

>>71109070
Hollywood accounting - that's how the movie and music industries get a lot of thier profits.

>> No.71119344

>>71102068
Imagine the fish smell...

>> No.71119915

>>71102068
Did I apply to vallure?
No because I'm going to watch it. I'm male and I'm already in love with one of the chuubas.
>>71102561
You are already groomed.

>> No.71120423

>>71106946
Yeah but now just I'm assuming they hate me

>> No.71120424

>>71111936
>Asking a riifling why they know so much about their oshi and her plans

>> No.71120592

>>71120423
Sis always remember that fuwamoco got turned down 4 times to hololive. Never give up on your coomer abilities.

>> No.71120654

>>71119344
The smell of cuttlefish!

>> No.71120684

>>71120423
See >>71113701
>Applicants will get a response AFTER auditions close

Applicants should check emails every day for a month and a half. But not to expect a response until applications close by the end of March.
Also the owner will not hate any applicants, she might dismiss people if she doesn't think they're a good fit. If a position gets dropped for whatever reason after the initial selection, people can be held in reserve ready to be chosen.
But she's not an evil bitch, she's very lovely, that's why the riiflings love her after so long without streams.

>> No.71120791

>>71120592
This, plus there will be more gens, the 5 models might not be the right fit for you but the next set might have someone that fits you to a T and they plan to reach out to former applicants if you checked that box in the form. Mummeh also mentioned that shed be happy to explain why you werent chosen and what they look for in order to make the next application better

>> No.71120829

>>71102068
Keep reading "Failure"

>> No.71120986

>>71120592
True, and they're perfect there now. I'll try to keep believing, bau bau!

>>71120684
Yeah, she seems like like a really cool person! It's a good part of why I'd like to get a spot so much, but I know I'm not a person with a lot of clout behind me so I worry.

>> No.71120991

>>71120423
I wish you all the best

>> No.71121382

>>71120986
She has a very specific vision for the chuubas, if you fit one of them, right voice, convey that you're happy to cater to and actually like men and mens attention and our desires within reason of course. And your own kinks and openness for kinks will help.

For those that should expect rejection here, look for complete inexperience with content creation, streaming, NSFW content of any kind, hatred of men, not able to be a team member.
If you are a good fit to the qualities / detriments listed, whether you get the role or not will depend on how stiff the competition is since only the best fit will get the role assuming the previous best fit doesn't drop out unexpectedly which is possible.

>> No.71122086

>>71120829
Whoever named this agency should never name anything again their whole life. This feels like an AYDS candy type of blunder. Simply asking for respect is not going to stop people from reading their name as "failure". I'm honestly surprised they haven't tried to rebrand yet

>> No.71122207

>>71122086
I'm not surprised forced memes aren't making them rebrand

>> No.71122544

>>71122086
>>71122207
>>71120829
ESLbros...

>> No.71122611

>>71122086
Nice job outing yourself ESL.

>> No.71122848

>>71109343
But it's not "slim management."
It's buying equipment, funding talent projects, and paying for a whole team of editors, clippers, artists and writers.

>>71109563
>There are multiple smaller orgs that continue to do well like Vchiban and Astraline.
Both of those are not even a year old yet. And Vchiban is hardly even a company in that way, its four members do all the work + Techy for merch.
With AstraLine, Merry has years of experience running a business and the agency basically exists as an offshoot of Merryweather Media. 3/5 members were already successful indies and the other two have successful YouTube careers.

These are not apt comparisons to VAllure.

>> No.71123051

>>71122848
Love Mommeh but I can see the struggle of being a talent and a manager getting to her as well as the contract being too generous coming back to bite her. She might have to renegotiate stricter terms for gen 2 if it comes to that

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>>71109819
>Candace Owens Leaves Girls SPEECHLESS After Saying THIS
>SLAMS
>BREAKS APART
>DISMANTLES
Clickbait shit

>> No.71123193

>>71122207
>>71122544
>>71122611
Well, if their plan is filtering ESLs as you all are making it look like then they're doing a great job. But we'll see how it goes.

>> No.71123215

Hey, so
https://www.vallure-agency.com/about
Where's the CEO?
Where are the managers?
I get that this is DTL's project but she's only listed as an investor/advisor
So... who's running the damn company?

>> No.71123249

>>71123051
I support her completely, but she's an adult with years of experience on these platforms.
If it goes tits up, when she's offering such bold conditions then it's kind of just on her.

>> No.71123377

>>71122848
I agree that the promises of a big team behind them are unlikely to be properly fulfilled without them gaining a significant success.

My point was not to compare Vchiban and Astraline to Vallure but to give a counterpoint to the claim that indies are always better off staying indie instead of using a slim management org.

>> No.71123474

>>71123193
ESLs from THAT location that they're from don't support chuubas monetarily.

>> No.71123569

>>71102068
So. It's a new corpo filled with twitch whore (or worse) vtubers run by a chick who was fired in dramatic fashion from her last gig who seems to be operating on spite rather than business sense. The dramafag in me is a little excited, but holy fuck is this going to be cancer.

>> No.71123706

>>71123569
retard

>> No.71123717

I want to but I hate making those 5 min audition videos. Maybe I'll do it anyway, people seem to be attracted to my natural voice being more mature and sultry sounding.

>> No.71123762

>>71110443
I never watched Eien or saw one of her streams live but I've come across her lewd asmr on pornhub and jerked off to it.
I will be showing up for these debuts with interest. Don't underestimate coomers

>> No.71123778

They liked my video and commented on it!

>> No.71123782

>>71123717
I don't think you're fit for the position if a 5 minute long video about yourself is too high of a barrier for you

>> No.71123852

>>71113632
Best case scenario

>> No.71123926

>>71123782
To be fair even Riifu said she was trying to avoid ask for the "cringe introduction" video.

>> No.71124004

>>71123778
Good luck anon.

>> No.71124047

"I watch whores for the personality" is the same kind of excuse as "I read Playboy for the articles"

>> No.71124098

>>71104980
>Great Value Fauna makes Kirin money
So the Scottish whore's a millionaire?

>> No.71124112

>>71123778
I understand that you won't say, but I am still curious what kind of comments they leave.

>> No.71124182

>>71124047
No no, think about it. There's a metric fuckton of online whores, so there needs to be something that makes some more worth your time than others.

>> No.71124194

>>71109121
Muyu, Zumi can love you
Coni can openly hate you

>> No.71124192

>>71123215
Riifu said shes getting someone with more experience to be the CEO that she trusts, adlib: 'a woman shouldnt be in charge' referencing EIEN, managers are people she already works with for her other personas part of me believes shes just going to go full autist and whip out another persona to act as CEO

>> No.71124216

>>71123193
ESL-kun... it's Vee-Allure not Vay-llure

>> No.71124272

>>71124216
Vuh-lure

>> No.71124440

>>71124047
That's exactly the situation though. If you just want to coom there's a million free sources for it. This has to be something more or the market value is slightly-more-than-$0

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>>71119344

>> No.71124501

>>71124272
Really? Did they say it out loud?

>> No.71124678

>>71124501
Thats a futurama quote

>> No.71124694

>>71123782
Not that poster but I honestly do not understand what vtuber companies want from these audition videos.
Is it a self-introduction? Is it a pitch? Is it a skit in-character? Is it a compilation of stream clips? Is it all of these? Like what the fuck do you want.

>>71124047
I exclusively watch Projekt Melody on Twitch because I like her as a person but not as porn

>>71124192
Well she better find that CEO quick, 'cause the talents are supposed to get picked up next month...

>> No.71124836

Question is what platforms they will use.
Is obvious fansly and of are where they fun will be but how will they advertise those on yt or twitch? Or will they do any content there.
Anyway interesting to see what happens

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>>71102068
Please hire Serafi

>> No.71124960

>>71124836
Youtube and Patreon are planned

>> No.71124991

>>71124112
im sorry, i lied. :( good luck, anon

>> No.71125231

>>71102068
Does Riifu really think this will be profitable?

>> No.71125373

>>71125231
She seems to believe at least that it will break even.

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>>71102068
>100% Mech sales to you

>> No.71125551

>>71109028
>Either someone with deep pockets is bankrolling this or it's going to crash and burn.

>bankroll a bunch of sluts to voice a vidya with your fetish
>groom them by promising financial stability if they cater to your fetish
>get exclussive access and control over a bunch of autistic whores

The plan writes itself!
I'd bankroll a vtuber agency if I had that kind of dough myself.

>> No.71125662

>>71123782
They are just kind of a waste of time outside of hearing a voice. You go through making a script, editing, finding clips, etc, for what? A asshole's hair of a chance of maybe getting seen? They aren't an accurate representation of a talent and most auditions ask for all the answers in text form you'd put in the video anyway. I've done a lot, it's just hard to find time on top of the stuff I'm already doing to do all this as well. And still have to answer the 100 questions in the form.

>> No.71125710

>>71125551
Same. Mostly because I see it as a better media entertainment industry. Get the talents, let them cook, and build for the fans while providing the talents and the fans some protection.

>> No.71125750

>>71125231
coomers will throw money at them if they like the stuff put out

>> No.71125862

>>71123569
Man you're kinda retarded huh?
>The dramafag is me
Checks out.

>> No.71125977

>>71125662 (me)
Actually maybe I will just record me in my model saying "I think audition videos are stupid." and see how well that plays out for me if it does at all.

>> No.71126051

I have two views and a like and they watched my whole video. I want to be in this company so bad. I just want to be part of something big and make people happy and I really hope I move to the interview stage because I just want to display what a hard worker I’ll be and I won’t pussyfoot (pardon the pun teehee) around things. I am so fucking determined to be a part of this corpo!
i didn’t get a comment though so i’m kinda bummed Please pick me mommeh! I won’t let you down.

>> No.71126155

>>71125750
Yeah, but that will go to the talent, is that 20% enough to cover VAllure itself and the game and the funds for their passion projects + equipment?

>> No.71126180

>>71126051
No reason to believe they are commenting on anything

>> No.71126229

>>71105662
What? last stream she did she was boasting about buying a house for her dad not crying about affording one? The bitch is loaded.

>> No.71126259

>>71126051
Is your voice cute?

>> No.71126338

>>71110443
>literal who
Uhh one of the biggest lewd ASMR/Erotic roleplay creators out there is a litteral who now?

>> No.71126371

>>71126180
Someone said they left a comment on their video
>>71126259
cute, sexy, sultry, I’m anything you want me to be baby! I have a wide voice range. My natural speaking voice is nice too.

>> No.71126451

>>71125662
the key is to make an audition template with the same clips etc but record separate parts for your actual intro so they can tell you're not just reusing the same video over and over

>> No.71126466

>>71126371
That was me. Sorry I lied. No comments yet! Rest easy for now.

>> No.71126471

>>71126371
You shouldn't unconditionally believe in what anon tells you
doubly so when anon admits it wasn't true >>71124991

>> No.71126534

>>71111330
what’s mel’s new acc

>> No.71126552

>>71111936
She's been very open about the whole process on her twitter and has been answering questions via there for like a year. She even did a couple of live streams to go though things and give updates.

>> No.71126652

>>71125231
Maybe she's understaffing them to a hilarious degree. Like, maybe the company has one singular behind the scenes guy handling everything and he's a 18yo fresh highschool graduate.

>> No.71126731

>>71126471
i can’t read
>>71126466
you tricked me!!!!!!! meanie!!!

>> No.71127296

>>71124047
I like doujins that actually have a build up and likable characters, it's almost as if combining two synergistic good things makes a much greater thing.

>> No.71127402

>>71126731
>i can;t read
You're gmi

>> No.71127499

>>71124216
It's actually Valor

>> No.71128595

>>71127499
her plans to make the coomers watch anime girls play fps comes to light

>> No.71128779

I don't see how a 100% cut of merchandise is sustainable.

>> No.71129224

>>71128779
I think it's completely set up by uwumarket. They still take their cut, it just means Vallure doesn't at all.

>> No.71129768

>>71124047
Yeah except we DID and WILL watch the whore for her personality because she had the best personality out there.

>> No.71129853

>>71125710
>>71125551
She isn't going to do much grooming of the talents because she's straight.
She WILL groom the viewers though!

>> No.71129945

>>71126051
Trust me femanon, no one will be getting commented or responded to until later.
Are you the one from many months ago that talked to us and posted a vocaroo or two?
Did you mention water bottles?

>> No.71130082

So I have been skeptical of the money situation myself and people here are talking about it like it is a big mystery. For some reason I did not think this through until now but we had some usable numbers for months now so we can just do some calculations ourselves.
If we assume everybody makes the same amount of money x, then the company makes y:
y = 5 * 0.2 * x + x = x + x = 2 * x
=> x = y / 2 .
This means if the company wanted to make y amount of money each talent would need to earn half of that.
If you did not quite catch that. If the company wants to make 50k in the first year, then every talent would need to earn 25k (before the company gets their cut obviously) in the first year. Now this may sounds like a lot but this does not even include stuff like donothons.
I do not know how much I can say here about the following in case the moddy mods are here. But using some numbers that were revealed to me in a dream she might just be able to make all the invested money back herself in the first year.
So I don't know if I am huffing to much hopeium or made mistakes in my calculations but it seems that this may just work out.
Also I'm know curious if she made the calculations herself or had someone help her.

>> No.71130519

>>71124047
A whore who's fun to be around and pretends to be your girlfriend that loves you is much hotter than a whore who just fucks you and fucks off.

>> No.71130574

>>71102068
This agency will make the news, one way or another. Just make sure to have enough popcorn ready.

>> No.71130577

>>71106417
The main selling point of Vallure is that it will be a porn corpo.
Girls will do fansly streams.

>> No.71130979

>>71130082
She is happy to wait a long time before making profit. Or even breaking even.
First thing you need to understand is that she is not about money.
She's confident that she will eventually make returns, but this is more like a dream for her than a business venture to make immediate profit.

>> No.71131014

>>71111181
Why did she leave EIEN, again?

>> No.71131172

>>71131014
Very bad management.

>> No.71131274

>>71131014
She has implied as much as having been verbally abused

>> No.71131543

>all the riicucks pretending to be femanons who applied
You're really trying to make the most out of the disabled IP count, aren't you?

>> No.71131627

>>71131543
Aren't you that retard that the saplings hate because you never stop posting retarded bait posts and then saying KEK RUMAO

>> No.71131666

>>71130979
I know.
I just wish for her to be able to break at least even.
Before I was dooming that it would never work out. But now I'm somewhat confident that it will work out.

>> No.71131759

>>71123193
>Well, if their plan is filtering ESLs
holy fucking based if so, I will now watch this lady's corpo

>>71126051
show me your tits and cunt

>> No.71131881

>>71131666
Glad to have you onboard satan!

>> No.71131891

>>71131627
No, but riicucks often try to gaslight everyone into joining their cuck club. Trying to make it look like the potential hires are /here/ is one way to get more engagement to dtl's whorpo, given how lots of anons are eager to believe they can groom a /here/ chuuba.

>> No.71132129

>>71131881
w- why am I satan for trying to stop some dooming?

>> No.71132170

They should sell custom made onaholes

>> No.71132380

I hope they can get voice acting roles in porn games (besides their own)

>> No.71132607

Can't wait for the drama

>> No.71132831

>>71132129
Your numbers anon...

>> No.71132999

>>71132129
newfaggotchama...

>> No.71134528

>>71131891
anon there are women on this board i’m sorry to break it to you like this

>> No.71134818

>>71134528
I'm not buying your shill campaign, riicuck. You all are a pathetic laughing stock.

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>> No.71135008

>>71131543
wait since when was ip count disabled

>> No.71135218

>>71102068
No, I'd rather stay a viewer. It also feels like it'll go to shit in a few months, so I'd like to watch from afar.

>> No.71135512

>>71132831
kek, didn't even notice. Glad to be here.

>>71132999
>be here for years
>still newfag
man...

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>> No.71137293

https://kemono.su/patreon/user/35393943 If Riifu manages to hire a vtuber like Sinder and the other 4 are complete dogshit, the company can still thrive great.

>> No.71138385

>>71137293
I just hope at least one of the two lolis sounds like a loli.

>> No.71139117

>>71135218
You're male so you couldn't be a talent there anyway anon.

>> No.71139180

>>71135512
completely-obivous-shill-chama...
cute

>> No.71139183

>>71132129
>>71135512
Cute new oldfriend

>> No.71139786

>>71131014
She's an unstable schizo.

>> No.71140105

>>71106946
Sisters quit holding out on us. If you sound hot then just go indie, buy an ad and shill your streamlabs. Don't be like the fat ugly useless Nijisister pigs.

>> No.71140215

>>71140105
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is blud waffling about?

>> No.71140495

>>71140215
I don't see how someone wouldn't be able to understand my post. Seems like it'd be pretty clear to any non-retards.

>> No.71140520

>>71102068
You'd be dumb as fuck to audition for the first wave and not the second after seeing how successful and managed the first gen is

>> No.71140595

>>71140520
>wave
>miss out on being the daisenpai with terms that generous

>> No.71140663

>>71140105
what

>> No.71140678

>>71140595
Your terms can be the most generous ever and everything can still collapse. I advise any aspiring vtuber to not jump in on a small corpo until it proves itself and doesn't go up in flames immediately

>> No.71141283

>>71140520
>>71140678
I think you're the dumb fuck here, even if it goes up in flames within a week you'd still get free exposure and potential paypigs to follow you to your indie account. As a 1-2 view you have literally nothing to lose.

>> No.71141444

mummeh watched my video but only about halfway through. I’ll become a better whore so gen 2 she watches the whole thing

>> No.71141858

>>71141444
good whore

>> No.71142541

>>71141444
>I’ll become a better whore
I'll coom my nuts off if one of the girls will have this kind of attitude, which means I'm now rooting for you
Look at it this way: Maybe they only needed to see half of it to know they want to interview you

>> No.71142586

>>71140678
What do they have to lose?
The terms are very very fair and they lose nothing. If it goes up in flames they can just go back to doing whatever they were before or go indie with newfound experience and knowledge. Everything is paid for you.
What the fuck is the drawback?
The only possible way your comment makes sense is if you want to be in the corpo for half a decade or more.

>> No.71142699

If it makes it to gen 2 I hope they have a bunnygirl, MGE-style. I want the fuzzy feet.

>> No.71142758

>>71141444
I want you to be a real femanon with this mindset so badly.
The idea of a woman desperate to please and going crazy at the shaft, eager to make you happy above all else and asking if you felt good is the hottest and cutest shit

>> No.71143126

>>71142699
What kinks would they represent and have?

>> No.71143334

>>71142541
>>71142758
These comments make me so happy!!
I feel like most of the time female lewd content creators are all dom types.
Its nice to know theres a market for submissive whores that just want to please you, like myself!!

If any of you have suggestions for sub whores I can study to become better for you, please send them!!

>> No.71143495

>>71143334
Good luck cute sub femanon. I hope that one day you'll be able to beg for my cum on stream.

>> No.71143566

>>71139180
>>71139183
>////<

>> No.71143721

>>71143334
Luckily for you Riifu is sub leaning.
A lot of ewhore content creators are subby but when they get dommed they get quiet and turned on so it's harder to do content as sub. But most men are dom and into sub women.
Taking you at your word, I hope you get in and you get to masturbate to tributes in maros.
>>71143495
Seconded

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>>71143334
Youre like a golden retriever and my penis and heart are resonating with it. I hope you make it in

>> No.71144064

>>71143334
You wouldn't happen to be the femanon that worked as a clerical would you?

>> No.71144108

>>71143334
>a market for submissive whores
I think once you've signaled that's what you are, there'll be a lot of thirst for it.
>sub whores I can study to become better for you
I posted this in an earlier thread, but I can't help but mention it again when I am so passionate about it. This vod left a lasting impression on me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD7pFaHcdj4
Kiki is a kusogaki brat kind of character, but the techniques she uses should work just as well with a submissive whore-persona.
She plays the game and generally streams normally (it's youtube after all) but ever so often teases the viewers to keep them horny, then ends with a zatsudan where it's heavily implied to be for jerking off to her (she even points out at what time she'll go offline so guys know how much time they have to cum); ofc all while being implicit about it and not explicitly nsfw because of tos. You should at least check out the suspicious timestamps in the comments.

>> No.71144425

>>71144064
No, that wasn’t me

>>71144108
Thank you for the recommendation!! I will definitely check her out!

To all the other anons with the kind comments thank you so much! I won’t let you down, I’ll work hard and become a good whore for you all and mommeh! <3

Sending good luck to all the other fem anons hoping to get in!

>> No.71144547

>>71143126
Pet play, breeding... I should think more, I just enjoy bunnies

>> No.71144583

>>71144108
>kiki
ewwwww
>>71144425
Maybe she has good chuubing and whoring techniques but don't ever become a person like her.
She is the lying yab machine of eien. She breaks the cardinal sins of gfe like don't lie about everything, literally everything and have a partner while doing gfe.

>> No.71144707

>>71144108 (me)
I think Kiki is actually supposed to be more of a mesugaki type, I don't know why I wrote kusogaki (splitting hairs though, really)
>>71144583
yeah. this is all true. Kiki would go on to become a yab machine and I stopped watching her too. I'm only speaking about the particular vod as a concrete example, not Kiki as a whole.

>> No.71144710

>>71144425
You're adorable, if you get in I'd be happy. Precious fellow audianon.

>> No.71145202

>>71143334
You know, now that I think about it this seems like a bit of an untapped market. Probably because you'll be immediately attacked by all the troons and sisters out there because you're not empowering women or some shit like that. So if you get any shit for it just know that it's from people who wouldn't have supported you in the first place.

>> No.71145352

>>71102068
well no I'm a guy

>> No.71145357

I already posted this in a previous thread about Vallure, but
>80/20 split
>AND 10% bonus after one year
>AND 100% merch
>AND equipment now apparently
>ALSO we're making a game??
unless the bitch has oceanic depth pockets and suicidal risk appetite, stop trying to promise the moon and be overly nice, and think about survival and basic finances as a business, which provides sustainability that can be paid back to your partners far off into the future
and talents should think about how long a business that promises to be super nice all the time at the cost of profit before you even audition will actually last, or at the very least, what you can realistically expect back long-term over indie
between this and sockscorp, it seems like we are in an age where anyone with some cash, reach, connections can start a corp, and I'd really like it if amazing projects did not run themselves into the ground because the owners put btfoing neglisanji over common business sense

>> No.71145485

>>71145357
see >>71130082
also vallure split predates (much) of present day nijisanji drama (boss lady announced her intention of revealing the split even before idol did it)

>> No.71145743

>>71145357
You have to understand that normally corpos creators start with the goal that the corpo makes THEM money while she is much more likely to use the funds she makes from this to fund the corpo even more.
She just wants to break even after years and that would be good enough for her.

>> No.71146756

masturbate

>> No.71146839

>>71146756
to eager whore chuubas
there will be so much horny posting and fapfic maro spam if talents permit it

>> No.71147496

>>71131014
Higher up found out she was a porn star and became a huge creeper offering to "personally mentor" her. As soon as he said that she told them to fuck off.

>> No.71150813

booomp

>> No.71151506

>>71147496
why are you pulling shit out of your ass

>> No.71153806

>>71147496
Now this is a fresh one

>> No.71158546

>>71102068
Regular tubers agencies are hard to handle by themselves
Put on top of that a NSFW aspect to them... There's no way they make this work, as much as I want them to do so

>> No.71158776

>>71158546
The Japs manage it somehow. Must be special nipponese avtubing folded one thousand times

>> No.71158853

Stop doomin and doubting. All you gotta do is watch, if it works itll be amazing if not youll just forget it in a few hours

>> No.71158890

I know I'm going to fall in love with one of the girls.

>> No.71158913

>>71102068
the deal is surprisingly jewish

>> No.71159782

>>71158890
yeah, me

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>>71158890
Just like old times

>> No.71161825

>>71102068
who is this run by Projekt Melody?

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>>71161825
better

>> No.71164883

Does someone unironically think this will work out?

>> No.71165111

>>71102068
That's a damn good streamer package.
Now what's the catch?

>> No.71165853

>>71164883
It's obviously going to be a failure, but this whore is desperate so she has her little simps shilling daily

>> No.71166234

>>71164883
Eh, the bar is pretty low for me since Riifu was great without really trying to hard. If none of the new girls are my taste at least she will be streaming again so I can at least watch her.

>> No.71167291

>>71164883
What could go wrong?

>> No.71167616

>>71164883
My oshi is in it, so it will work out for me.

>> No.71168186

>>71164883
I fucking hope so. Their revenue split worries me, to be honest - I don't think you can actually afford to employ people with a 20% cut and no merch sale money. But who knows, maybe they're not planning on employing anybody and the "team of editors, clippers, script writers and artists" is bullshit. Or Riifu's planning on wearing many hats.

With that being said, this agency sounds incredible. I want to support it.

>> No.71168624

>>71164883
Don't care I just want green whore back

>> No.71169873

>>71164883
Depends on how much cash is in the bank, what the cash burn rates once it gets going and momentum for the company they have. My main issues are the fact the upfront costs are enormous and unless they have some deep pocketed backers who are as motivated and shrewd and patient as Fishman from Phase, I feel like that is going to cripple the company right off the back.
They have to build everything from scratch and if they don't hit their projections and use the split they are doing right now and anything fails in their growth plan, the company is toast. Also, the fact is that the company is clearly banking on the fact they need to get enough rich coomers on the market who will pay for their content and I'm not sure if that market is there. I personally would not invest in it but I wish them the best of luck with that business model.

>> No.71170393

>>71102301
Sorry, they don't take in MtF with terrible voice feminization!

>> No.71172064

>>71138385
One of the two will almost certainly sound like a 30 year old woman

>> No.71172423

>>71172064
lolibaba love

>> No.71172449

>>71102068
The reason why this corpo will fail is because 5/6 of the models are either loli or hebe. That's a huge turn-off for the majority of vtuber fans.

>> No.71172687

>>71172449
>Falling for hag propaganda

>> No.71172769

>>71172449
>5/6 of the models are either loli or hebe
The fuck are you talking about? Did you even see the silhouettes?

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>>71151506
>>71153806

>> No.71174918

Good morning. Another thought that was revealed to me in a dream is that aspirant whores should be prepared that they will attract some of the least charismatic viewers ever. Not everyone is going to be a braindead retard coomer and I'm sure there will be others you can play off of, but you have to be prepared for the retards.
>>71164883
see >>71130082

>> No.71175691

>>71164883
Not really, no. I just want Riifu to come back in vtuber form desu everything else is just extra. I don't think any of these other talents will be as entertaining as her and they'll just be generic twitch whores with a bit more spice.

>> No.71175878

>>71174647
Eri isnt male and Riifu did porn on her official account.

>> No.71176717

>>71102068
>So, did you?
no

>> No.71176816

>>71175878
>eri isn't male
so?
>riifu did porn
everyone knows that what's that got to do with it? you think pornstars fuck anyone who comes onto them?

>> No.71177980

God I hope we have at least one girl appealing to architects.

>> No.71178030

What if the plan is to fleece on the porn split

>> No.71178315

>>71177980
Absolutely NOT. Architect HATE.

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>>71177980
The milks character seems a little thick.

>> No.71178848

>>71178315
You do not know true love.
>>71178600
I’m very interested in her, but I don’t know if her actor will lean into architect content or not. I’m praying she does.

>> No.71179074

>>71178848
>You do not know true love.
Because I'm not disgusting enough to be turned on by the morbidly obese?

>> No.71179371

>>71179074
I’m not starting this discussion with you, I know you won’t change your mind. There’s definitely a market for architects though. Myself and others would spend a hefty (pun intended) amount on good fat content.

>> No.71179737

>>71102068
This looks horrible
what is the idea behind this?
lets say you make $1k per month per talent in superchats or fansly etc.
>30% gets taken by yt
that leaves you with 700
from that 700 80% or 560 go to the talent
that leaves you with $140
that money you need to invest in managers and background staff, promotions, the bonus and equipment as well as passion projects.
Uwumarket is owned by them afaik but you still need to pay for production cost etc.
Do the talents have to pay for the merch production then? How else could they afford that?

>> No.71180070

>>71179737
Wait, notRiifu owns uwumarket?

>> No.71180749

>>71124216
They reslly need a prominent hyphen then. Vshojo can get awsy with their name because it's two consonants together making it impossible to mix up. Even an english native speaker will feel compelled to say "Va" at first glance.

>> No.71182149

>>71179737
>Thinks they wont use streamelements for donos, only superchats.
>Doesn't know that streamelements and streamlabs DON'T take a cut but only a transaction fee like paypal.
>Doesn't know about patreon and their 5% cut
>Thinks they own uwumarket
Anon how new are you? Did you drop in from hololive or god forbid nijisanji?
With 6 talents funding it with regular streams AND NSFW content, it wouldn't be surprising at all to fund a part time team, the same way all small and mid size agencies do. They don't need to work a 9-5 job as a manager for example.
Say on average they make $1k per month each which is already a lowball since the funder makes a lot more than that herself already. Give a 10% cut for taxes processing fees and other cuts. That's already $900 and not $700 giving $180x6= $1080 monthly.
This doesn't account for sub/donothons or birthdays, debuts or other events.

This is not hololive, she's open to making concerts happen and similar events if the talents want but they aren't trying to fund a giant corporation with hundreds of employees and mega concerts and fancy animated music videos.
The most obvious merch route is to guide the talents but give them free reign, get an idea for how many items for sale, limited time and made to order with a 3rd party company, like every indie chuuba or corporation even holo. This part is just speculation.
The promotions have already been bankrolled at a temporary loss by the funder herself.

>> No.71182212

sent them this. still waiting to hear back. fingers crossed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Zg7E6WAGw

>> No.71182322

Need a good v-slut to hold me over while I wait. Suggestions?

>> No.71182572

>>71182149
>$1080 monthly
that is not even enough for 1 manager...

>> No.71182848

>>71182572
It absolutely is and it's not my numbers.
Anon had no idea what figures are like, these are lowballs.
I can tell you have no experience with small chuuba corporations. How do you think they survive? You don't pay for full time management because it's not necessary until your corporation is HUGE and requires either management to take care of many people each full time or many many part time managers.

>> No.71182967

>>71182848
>How do you think they survive?
they dont most of the time
and the ones that do take more than 20% as well as merch profits

>> No.71183658

>>71182967
Agency costs begin with extremely little. They only ramp up with time when they are able to with increasing interest and revenue to accommodate more extravagant events which are great but by no means are they required or only one agency would exist in the first place and at the beginning for years they wouldn't exist by this metric.
99% of agencies will begin with less success and guaranteed interest, the only one that ever began with more is Idol due to jewish bankrolling to guarantee a strong start.
Every other corpo ALIVE began with and started with less interest.
It's just such a strange skepticism that agencies can open with nothing and be less that 2views but apparently taking a higher % cut of nothing and a cut of merch sales will somehow outpace an agency that earns well and has good viewership from the start.
A 50% cut of 100 dollars does not equate to even a 20% cut of 900 dollars.

How can you look at the the coomer market and underestimate it? I dare you to search google for onlyfans/fansly top models earnings to see the potential height ceiling. And no I am not stating that this agency will see THAT level of interest.
Hell even just the riiflings alone already beats the funding of 99% of small chuubas and small corpos.

>> No.71184337

>>71172769
Stuff like Nikke and Blue Archive have coomers convinced everything should be thiccer than their heads

>> No.71184406

>>71179737
>managers and background staff, promotions
lmao

>> No.71184461

>>71184406
without all of that
why even join a new agency?

>> No.71185023

>>71184461
eh, it can be worth the gamble. the terms seem decent enough so as long as you can get in and ride the wave, why not?

>> No.71185521

>>71184461
Generally you get a model, so you don't carry the finacial risk if it dosn't take off and have colleagues to talk to if something goes wrong or if you need some guidance. For VAllure specifically you also get a sign on bonus, ads and watchalongs for your debut and for the patreon content you can get help with the scripts if you can't think of them yourself. So you make some relatively easy money just with the patreon content in addition to youtube. So I'd say if you don't have a somewhat big community already you have nothing to lose and much to gain.

>> No.71185703

>>71184461
>Why join an agency
>Why not just spend tens of thousands of dollars on your own model and equipment and carry all of the risk and potential loss alone as a new or very small indie.
If it doesn't work out, the only loss you experience is emotional and you can use that experience to apply to a different agency or go indie.
If it does work out, you reap the rewards.
How the fuck do you think agencies begin without people joining? Come on. Use your brain.

>> No.71187685

>>71113604
They had these numbers loooooooong after the 2% thing was made public

>> No.71188062

>>71187685
You're responding to a dramanigger long gone. Doubtful they even stuck around for a couple of minutes after posting.

>> No.71190968

>>71102301
aw

>> No.71193873

I wonder if the magic will be gone...
Even she is going to have a lot of new viewers.
I wonder if it will be like riitards of old.

>> No.71197090

Bump, since it's so close to bump limit.

>> No.71198809

mommeh i will make you so proud with my whorishness

>> No.71199469

>>71198809
please let them be this kino God

>> No.71199812

>>71190968
Don't feel bad, they were telling fibs.
Talents haven't been chosen yet. Not until next month starts.

>> No.71201521

>>71178848
That would make Milks a lactating fatso
Too specific! No way. Maybe in a future gen.

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>> No.71205755

>>71182848
>You don't pay for full time management because it's not necessary
this is how kawaii got gen3'ed

>> No.71205832

>>71106458
Dudetlewd/pwupster I'm pretty sure

>> No.71205928

>>71102068
Is rhyming very blatantly with failure a joke or oversight?

>> No.71205953

>>71102068
Pirating the absolute fuck out of this company when those Patreons drop

>> No.71206129

>>71205928
esl tard

>> No.71206372

>>71205755
Corrupt management is not the same as part time management anon.

>> No.71206419

>>71206129
How does (V)Allure and failure not rhyme you stupid fuck?

>> No.71206735

>>71206419
Hi ESL friend, unlike other languages, the English alphabet is not phonetic
That means that despite the two words looking very similar (which they do!) they are pronounced completely differently

>> No.71206769

>>71206419
>allure
/əˈlo͝or/
>failure
/ˈfālyər/

>> No.71207564

>>71205928
>>71206419
>Outing yourself as ESL
Retard.

>> No.71208102

god I hope Saiko applies for milky... I miss her

>> No.71208154

>>71207564
I'm proudly whiter than you and ESL anglo

>>71206769
>>71206735
I know how they sound, other than you trying to be smartasses about it they still have very similar phonetics that end on r.

>> No.71208270

>>71208154
>I know how they sound
Clearly you don't because you think it's vailure.

>> No.71208377

>>71208270
I don't, I know it's spoken like our with that gay french inflection, it still rhymes.

>> No.71209114

>>71208377
You really do just keep digging yourself a deeper linguistic hole don't you?

>> No.71209559

see you next time frens

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