/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Poi

boast wife

post wife

>>70919170

>>70919170

I'm still riding the high of that excellent divegrass win earlier. We are so back.

>>70919145
my wife has the biggest tits in hololive

>>70923012
Long as we win on Sunday, we at least have a shot at a tiebreaker, if not outright getting through. Hopefully Nene is reaching her stride after today.

Polka is making me horny for tentacle rape...

>>70926108

>>70928368
Wamy's winning goal

>>70923012
shame about the offside pol goal tho
I am glad my oshi used all of her power this time but the team in general worked way better since the attacker usually cant do shit if the midfield doesnt get the ball to her, so Lalion and pol assists were on point and that last WAMY goal >>70928950 to save the game, it was really the full nepolabo power

>>70928368
>>70928950
Thank you very much for the webms.
>>70931739
Actually, yeah, I was thinking that - feels like older games were just Nene driving straight up the midfield and scoring, with occasional La Lion assistance and a rare Lamy goal. We've seen all of nepolabo really flex so far, and Pol got her goal in the last game despite the loss so I'm not too beat up about the offside. I think we're really, truly back.

>>70928950
Got the youtube link for the game?

>>70932385
Dunno about youtube, but you can watch them here https://implying.fun/video/vtl6/2024-03-08/ just click the matchup at the bottom and it'll take you to start

>>70932949
That pos site never works for me is why i ask

>>70934861
Fake news

>>70935001
No no, I assure you we did our research on this

>>70935001
>citation needed
>doesn't exist because it's real

Why does Cover hate the polpeller?

>>70935001
I submit this picture as irrefutable proof.

>>70919170
my wife is both cute, sexo and genius. it all depends how she feels in the morning

>>70919145
my wife could beat the shit out of every holomen except maybe korone and noel.

>>70945682
boobies

Brehs...

>>70953976
And then you hear a ringing in your ear

>>70952925
That's all? The only sexy part pic is missing is pol's navel...

>>70953976
I didn't need to see that this morning.

>>70955964
Here then
https://www.iwara.tv/video/dgmzKg3sXWODVv

>>70956476
What is this absolute travesty?! That's not my cute wife!

>got sponsors for this shit
wtf

>>70959055
It's well known that all hags have strong business acumen.

>tourney commentators
when she pitched this idea, i was under the impression this is gonna be some fan event for fun, not an actual serious tournament

>holostars

>>70959055
yeah its cool, she has contacts with redbull gaming and whatever Cover can bring. thing is companies love this stuff. Sajam decided to throw together his own twitch rivals type thing with Tekken, pretty casually, but companies were coming out offering prizes and etc straight away. these streamers get 10s of thousands of viewers so it makes sense.
works for cover too, since they offer resources for these types of talent ideas / events, and now they get a bunch of marketing etc as well.

>>70961377
9 sponsors do make sense why she has to go through 600 applicants

>>70960553
Based lion.

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1766428918125637804
Awooga.

my clown wife is blooming...

>>70963813
きれい...

That means Polka birthed my son btw

Why did she do it bros?
https://youtu.be/DIzigy-NP6g

>>70969064
Because she wants the pekock

Suisei's new song cover featuring a bunch of holos including Nenech is out now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkICbOt1ck

>>70919170

>>70970892
You know I just realised Hoshimatic has all of StarAnimal except Polka

>>70974067
nice armpit

>>70934861

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T25XBCGJac8
> tell it to her rather than me

OYAPOL

>>70999337
This was so good. I feel my soul nourished every time Polka collabs with an EN.

>>70999529
She has a lot of fun with her kouhai for sure.

>>70981146

She's just like me...

Boobies

>>71017407
are you ok anon? do you need medical attention? i... i can call n ambulance...

Can't believe she's having a menhera moment over a typo

>>71017407
I don't want emo polka back :(
though it is kino

>>70999529
i think kronii just announced a 3d live, so there could be more of that soon enough. i really hope she doesn't die i think she's on for some kinda record of 3d live appearances this year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqo6waduT4I
Nene yakuza today! be there you pig!

https://twitter.com/anzuanzuovo_/status/1766045706647941419
>nene repost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgPJOy7itTU
Compilation of Pol being featured in holomen relationship charts.

Lately I've been feeling like I'm missing out on Nene. I browse this thread regularly but it feels like there's a lot of Nene-related stuff that isn't being talked about here. Is there more Nene discussion and content over at the Hololive Global threads or even discord?

>>71034157
All the good Nekkos fucked off to Discord a long time ago. There's one that stuck in the thread longer but before /nene/ exhaled its last breath a big fight started and I haven't seen him since

I enjoyed it.

>>71032642
i am more in awe by this seemingly 3D printed Nene figure
https://twitter.com/sabulecake/status/1763929221293039893

>>71031745
starting! but really scuffed

Good morning Nene, but you really shouldn't be taking naps this late in the evening.
Or at all, I personally hate naps in general.

>>71034965
That's really cute! WTF?!

>>71034254
>a big fight
you mean the fight occurred on discord or in the thread?

>>71035140
I don't have Discord so I have no idea if something happened over there. I'm speaking for the thread

>>71017407
It was great. Polka love.

>>71035136
hope he uploads the model somewhere so people can 3D print it for themselves
or at least posts a painted version

>>71035240
i don't remember anything i would consider a big fight happening at the end of /nene/ then again according to
>>71034254
i am one bad Nekko

>>71035140
He probably means the guy acting entitled about translations or whatever.

>>71034254
>good Nekkos
>Discord
Bit of an oxymoron.

>>71035306
>bad Nekko
Don't get it twisted. I meant the guys that would discuss her a lot.
>i don't remember anything i would consider a big fight
I was referring to the one where when asked this same question >>71034157 the guy went on a rant about not wanting to be the thread TL guy and all that stuff. It felt pretty tense but maybe it was just me
>>71035261
Lucky guy with a 3D printer! I wish I could have one someday too and have my own fanmade figures!

Nenes first meeting with japanese joker now

>>71034103
>kanatach repeatedly trying to pronounce "fennec"

>>71035240
I don't remember a big fight in the /nene/ thread so that's why I asked.

>>71035393
I vaguely remember something about that but I don't remember it being tense or all that big a deal. I thought it was some guy asking any Japanese-speaking nekkos to share info or highlights for the thread to enjoy and talk about but he was told "do your reps or gtfo."

It would be a real shame if one nekko asking for Nene news was enough for that other nekko who spoke Jap to leave here for discord.

>>71035729
It's Phoenix, thank you very much!

Even Nene is freaked out by Nishitani.

>>71036197
its kind of funny because honestly Nishitanii is mega chunni so you would think he might be right up her alley

>>71035480
I don't remember exactly but I believe that moment consisted of a miscommunication in which a nekko who spoke nipponese thought he was being told to be the thread's dedicated translator for all Nene streams and the guy asking for translations wasn't asking that at all.

>>71036245
>and the guy asking for translations wasn't asking that at all.
dude would pop up every so often and shit the thread up over anything japanese. posting a tweet of Nene without translation would lead to him sperging out despite twitter having a translation function. it was a know shitposter

can't believe Nene forgot the creepy NPC 1-4 staring at Majima in cut scenes
good thing the game reminded her

>>71036446
Literally Nene:

>>71036311
I think you're talking about further back in the thread's history, not towards the end. But at any rate, I agree with >>71034157 that more Nene discussion here would be nice. Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out too, and if there are anon nekkos here who know Japanese then they could certainly help.

But if they'd rather discuss things on discord and avoid this place then that makes me sad, not gonna lie.

These fights are over before anyone can make a move! It's just like watching a Tyson match in his prime

>>71036635
bit of topic but i hope Tyson turns that one blondie to mince meat
and yeah Nene went with easy to enjoy the story

>>71036716
>Nene went with easy to enjoy the story
Understandable. The story for these games is ridiculous and should be enjoyed to the best of one's capabilities!

on a side note, its kind of weird to hear Nenes original starting music instead of Nenerap/girapha

>>71036841
Speaking of which, how do you guys feel about the new absent ED? I think the public announcement vibe is pretty funny.

>>71036831
i just hope Nene does more side content than she did for Kiwami sonce 0s side stories are way more often in the funny area
she got several of the good ones from Kiryus side but i feel like she is very focused on finishing Majimas main story because of how high stakes it tends to be so she misses a lot of the side stuff

>>71036926
yeah it gets a chucle out of me so far, still i wonder what she will use to replace it. hopefully something even crazier
also lmao at her seeing Kiryus home on fire and going "ORANGE!" trully the orange tanto

Nene is deeply disappointed that Kiryu didn't ditch his suit to at least shake off the pursuers.

>>71037174
yeah she really dislikes that suit lmao

>>71036126

ah Nene taking the time to get Bachus training for those special moves

time to use that training for a good old beatdown
rip dojima goons

She's really into it!

Nene who the fuck is Nishikimura.

>>71038242
she is doing a bit from Gintama of giving people a random default japanese name
also man Nene is done with Kuzes shit. she wants him to shut up and put up

>>71035480
Well I don't think anyone should be a dedicated TL guy for the thread. I just wish I wasn't missing out on Nene stuff.

>>71036608
Are all the Jap-speaking nekkos really on discord now?

Finally, the "secret chinese" part, can't have a Yakuza game without one.

>>71039025
Nene bye byeeeeeee!

Too much shilling Nene...

>>71039470
Spoke too soon

Nene really wants you to check her birthday goods!
so much so that she copy pasted it all over the screen
i already bought mine so don't be a coward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkICbOt1ck
Speaking of Nene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMYGGEjC8I
Lamy chating stream

>>71041374
So how many of us are left?

It's been almost four years and Lamy still gets flustered when her voice gets complimented.

Lamy wants some more 3D Outfits since she only has standard and idol

>>71042227
Don't they all have that? Plus yukata

>>71042227
Not including all the shared outfits I'm guessing?
Because there's at least the error student outfits, blue journey outfit, and swimsuits.

>>71042227
Camisole
A
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>>71042358
Well they also have the custom Yukata's for T4U that aren't shared

>>71042516
Yeah I forgot those ones. Might even be more I'm not remembering. Either way, she has quite a few. Though she's still free to hope/ask for more of course.

>>71042439
This or the hoodie would be kino

>>71042655
well the point was more of her talking about a new costume in general. she would like a proper 3D one more than another live2D one

Lamy's secret sign during the show will be her drawing a big heart.

>>71042227
New outfit for 4th anniversary sounds reasonable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYwU4jfhpB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYwU4jfhpB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYwU4jfhpB8

>>71042227
You didn't hear this from me but Nene's 1mil wish is a 3d outfit.

>>71042227
Huh, I hadn't thought about it, but do they do many new 3D outfits anymore? I know Marine has a ton, and obviously the girls who don't have Live2D at all get them, but I can't really think of many other members getting them outside of shared ones. Maybe I'm just forgetting.

Most 3D outfits came from million-sub wishes or major events like solo concerts. Marine seems to be the only exception, but knowing her she probably shelled out for at least one of them.

>>71043937
oh shit! something to look forward to
>>71044312
hmm well there is Kanatas dark angel 3D outfit. i think that was her 1mil wish as well?
i thought Korone and Okayu had some but it seems to just have been something for last years shuffle medley? would be weird if they only did the models for that one video tho but i can't seem to find either of them using it outside of that video

>>71044670
>would be weird if they only did the models for that one video
That's exactly what they did, as both of those outfits are just from the respective MV's they were copying. That's why they both looks very low texture and detail, since they weren't meant to be used elsewhere

Is the new Polka song safe considering it's raining outside and I just got out of a pretty pickled week?

>>71043937
As they all should be. 3D outfits are so much more versatile.

>>71045456
Go beyond the pain.

>>71045456
Should be fine as long as you don't understand the lyrics.

>>71045574
I'm fucked.
>>71045695
>as long as you don't understand the lyrics
A decent chance at being double fucked...

>>71045797
I know things can be tough sometimes bro, but let Polka share that with you. When another puts the dark you feel around you into words and song, it makes it feel a little more bearable. Even when things are pretty bleak, they don't stay that way forever, and your favorite clown will always be there to greet you with a big smile, just like how you would do the same for her.

>>71045456

>>71046036
This is true. Polka really is the living proof that it can't rain forever. Was just asking if I should sit this one out or buckle up first beforehand
>>71046659
PolAnon... IKZ!

Our divegrass match vs /nasfaqg/ is today, in about five and a half to six hours. After the showing against /fig/, I'm hoping for another great match!

>>71048057
>another late night of divegrass
For... /nepolabo/...

>>71048057
Doesn't hurt to cheer for /fig/ and /774/ as well, since them winning helps us assuming we manage a win as well

>>71048811
I am dumb as hell and don't understand the cube, the matrix, or anything to do with the scoring, so... I'll take your word for it. Botan's in Idol Showdown and likes Street Fighter, sooo... let's go /fig/!

>>71048844
Don't worry. This year the cube broke me too. Matrix was somewhat clear once you've seen it a few times and looked at it as a screenshot

>>71048844
In short, the only way we get in without tiebreakers is if we win, and /pyon/ and /skynetfc/ lose, so that's the best scenario for us.

>>71048916
>>71049407
And we're not in danger of spooning, right?

>>71049427
I believe there's teams that have never won so yes

>>71049427
It's possible. If we lost as well as /skynetfc/ and /pyon/, then the spoon comes down to tiebreakers between those three, so we'd have to lose by less than either of them.

>>71049615
Alright, I guess I have to believe in miracles then.

>>71049663
As long as we win our match, we at the very least get tiebreakers, if not an auto-in, depending on the other two games, so at least we control our own fate. And while unlikely, we can still technically get first as well, if we blow out /nasfaqg/ by more than 5 points.

>>71051060
Lamy should just sell lamysui already

>>71051225
You're like 3 years late my man

pre wife

>>71054621

>>71054621
>>71056587
babu

>>71049427
Spoon = Worst team in the cup.
/pink/, /who/ and /awat/ are out of matches and ended with 0 points
/nepolabo/ cannot win the Wooden Spoon

If /lig/ or /wvt/ both lose it will be determined who lost harder on that final match who wins the spoon. Else /who/ gets the spoon

>>71057507
Well, that's a relief. I hope we have a good showing.

>>71057647
Look this team ain't gonna be /become/ And not have the utter comedic disaster their final match was... If the jannies were fags that team could rise again...

people aren't ready for that much Lamy yet

>>71058195
>spoiler
It can. /vt/ is healing

>>71062431
Real devilish shit

>>71062431
Twappi is a fucking joke of a senpai!

https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
We up after this!

>>71063611
Our group is up, our match is after /774/ vs /pyon/

>>71063949
>another match
Oh shit...

>>71063118

>>71064453
>only time she had any kind of emposing presence
>burns herself to death
the rest is history

We're rooting for /774/ and /fig/, right?

>>71066246
I'm rooting for /nepolabo/

>>71066303
Well obviously, I meant besides our actual team.

>>71066332
Then yes, we're rooting for /fig/ and /774/ to keep /skynet/ and /pyon/ at bay

>>71063611
We're up. And we have to win by at least two to match /pyon/

>>71067465
I believe.

Aaaan our team conditions are kinda ass.

>>71067869
Keepers are red. Everything else...

>>71067869
Nene is green!

Hime...

>>71068352
Shameful but also hysterical. She's a born entertainer!

NENENENENENENENENENENENENENENENE

well... our games are always exciting, and that's cool.

Well, we tried, but only tied. Gg.

nepowari da...

>>71069556
We'll get it in VTL7, I believe

Tough scene, but nobody said it would be easy to come back from a break.
VTL7 will be ours!

Sadly we’re out but it was good to see the girls in action again, the team looks great. Big thanks manager / caretaker anon hope to see them again soon <3

>>71070550
Seconding! Thank you very much! Let's rock VTL7!

>>71070550
Of course, I'll keep signing us up. I think we're due for a visual update to the team to so I'll get that worked out for next time.

>>71071448
For you.

>>71073678
i miss this bitch

>>71071448
could we possibly get some new players? such as post wife anon or bra status anon?

>>71071448
>>71074367
A 'bra status' Botan with the bra on and off for different kits could be funny, but maybe too subtle on the field.

>>71074115
Same

>>71074367
>>71074522
Usually new player suggestions are made around the time of signups, so when the next event draws near I'll make a post about it. But yeah I'll keep note of any ideas you make now as well.

>>71076153
My only other thought is updating poltato pc since that's quite an old meme at this point, maybe something to represent polka's daily ohapol but I will bring it up near the next event. Thanks again for your hard work!

Here's the current roster, there's a lot of old memes on it that could use refreshing https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//nepolabo/
My suggestion is for
>SUZU-CHAN EROI!!!
or
>Dark Mocha Chip Peroperochinchino
to replace Are Eroges Lewd

Omalosers

>>71080926
what did Nene mean by this?

>>71077692
Love that second one to this day

My only question is if we should ever do an ultra instinct remix of giragira fan meeting.

>>71039886
Man, this takes me back, this was actually the first song I heard Polka sing, back before she was Polka.

>>71091498
Back, foul beast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBENMcUiAUw

I like how in nepolabo it went from Botan being the mature, no-nonsense one to Wamy, it went from from Polka went from being the genki one to Nenechi, and Nene went from being seiso and proper to a total goofball.

My first ever membership. What am I in for?

>>71094717
Trouble

>>71094887
Surely Wamy would not be a troublesome woman...

>>71094717
gook speak but some asmr probably

It's teikiatsover

>>71094610
The only take I agree with here is Polka's and only because she's more comfortable with showing her more vulnerable side now

>>71095741
Botan freed herself to indulge in silliness every now and then when she used to not really.
Nene was really uptight and tried to act the most idol like at first but eventually got more relaxed and showed her goofy side.

>>71094610
I like how Polka and Nene, although different, each qualify as the wild cards within nepolabo.

>>71094717
> over 20 member only posts
Can anyone please tell me what does that line say for Polka?

DRINK THE SAKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0lTmf2ryAU

Foam Stream from Nene. How does this madwoman get away with it!

>>71102654
I've never even heard of this game before. Looks like a Splatoon clone but with hero shooter elements.

>>71094717
Just don't become too obsessed with her. You don't want to become a member of that rabbit hole.

>>71105414
qrd?

>>71102654
This is just the delayed sponsored collab. They were originally supposed to play with other Holomems but the game's servers broke.

>>71104791
It's Sony freaking out and demanding an in house shooter because they're pissing their pants thinking of the possibility of CoD ever possibly not being on a Playstation.
Meanwhile Microsoft long ago made Halo and Nintendo made Splatoon. Sony just sat on it's ass and never bothered to make shooter because hey they'll always get CoD early! Not like anyone would ever buy out Activision after that company made a giant pile of blunders... oh wait

>>71107086
Back in my day we had Killzone on PS2 and then with the PS3 we got Resistance Fall of Man, and CoD was an Xbox exclusive.

by the way, is the only console that Nenechi owns the Switch?

>>71107269
Yea and back then Sony actually made games. Although with Resistance that'd require getting Insomniac to actually stop being a Marvel IP farm. The fact we got R&C Rift Apart was a minor miracle IMO

>>71107269
>by the way, is the only console that Nenechi owns the Switch?
Pretty sure she has a PS4. Doesn't she play Yazuka on it? There was also the Stardew on Playstation debacle.

>>71105647
No, lurk mora. I can say no more. Just post in the Lamy has big boobies thread when it shows up.

>>71107380
I was a big fan of the early PS1 and PS2 Spyro and Ratchet & Clank games back in the day, without knowing both franchises were made by the same company - Insomniac. I don't like Insomniac's post-PS2 Ratchet games at all, or anything they've made after Resistance Fall of Man really.

As for Insomniac being a Marvel IP farm, sadly that appears to be inevitable with all once-great game dev studios. Arkane who made highly innovative and influential games like Dishonored is now making some Marvel game, Respawn went from making the most fucking amazing FPS games in the last decade Titanfall 1 and 2 to making those Star Wars Jedi games, Monolith (makers of F.E.A.R.) are now making some Wonder Woman game, and DICE went on to make those embarrassing Star War Battlefront reboot games under EA.

But back to Foamstars, my hope is that if the game is fun we'll get a fun nepolabo collab or two out of it. It looks like it might be more interesting to watch than Splatoon.

>>71107999
I dunno at least the Jedi games apparently were actually good.
And really none of the Battlefront games were good even the old ones that most people crow about.

Foamstars just feels like they sorta just threw everything at the wall and hoped it stuck. Doesn't help that on release they had it being free with PS+ and that just told me they had no confidence in that thing floating on it's own.

No clue if I'd want to waste the rare nepolabo collab on it though...

>>71108210
>waste the rare nepolabo collab on it though...
the solution is simple. there just needs to be more nepolabo collabs!

>>71109014
Lamy just needs to fully recover first though....

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1767145063275278829
Nene had a baby!

>>71110932
The usual suspect already on the scene
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1767148830947147942

>>71110932
6 of them, even!

>>71111579
so sextuplets

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1767135538073804874
Please remind me when does holofes ends

>>71113733
Lasts through the weekend I think

>>71071448
It was fun thx, here have a nene mura mura chino for your trouble m8

>>71114100
It's going to be a long week, huh.

>>71114366
Longer than before, specially with a stage in the day and another a night for both days

God I wish I could go to hololive super expo. last year i told myself i'd go next year, and now it is next year and i'm still sitting at home hoping i would go.

I also want another nepolabo live concert that i can attend.

>>71116583
I got my chance last year but then we lost a colleague and I had to cover for him obviously. I don't know when I will be able to...

Am I crazy, or have we lost the poster count at the bottom?

>>71123005
We have all /become/, no need to keep track anymore.

>>71123005
Yeah they removed the IP count

>>71123180

>>71123180
Well okay then

Po?

>We are wife

Does someone have the image of Polka eating me

>>71126929
Does such a thing even exist?

>>71127144
It was more like slobbering on my head but I think so

>>71126929
Well that depends on who (you) are

>>71127540
It was like that but more cartoony

>>71127600
?

>>71127781
Cartoony was probably the wrong word, really simplistic

>>71127817
Found this I think this was it

Zains really like getting chewed on

>>71107211

nobody is going to see this. polka loves me the most!

>>71129908
Damn you smug zain!

>>71128536
im a donut

>>71130021
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! I've been found out!

>>71130238
This you?

>>71130350
No, I lost my face