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Dude is Kronii ok? That stream with Sally was really rough to watch.

>> No.71076502

all of her streams are hard to watch, she's fine

>> No.71076538

>>71076502
her Vesper collab streams were peak content

>> No.71076632

>>71076468
I would feel bad for her if I wasn't as spiteful as she is

>> No.71076633

>>71076468
She needs to graduate and join nijisanji where she can collab with all the homos she wants

>> No.71076663

>>71076502
/thread

>> No.71076674

>>71076468
She hasn’t been the same ever since vesper left.

>> No.71076719

>>71076468
She's not ok, she needs ina/irys/mumei/fauna/kiara/polka to be her comfort woman.

>> No.71076739

>>71076633
swap her with rosemi please

>> No.71076755

>>71076502
Fpbp

>> No.71076836
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>> No.71077435

>>71076538
He's dead, go back to /MANS/

>> No.71077912
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>she loves homos she wants to have sex with them and collab with them
>actually shes a turbodyke who hangs out with the homos cause she wants to BE one of them and has a hopeless unrequited crush on her best friend
Which one is it you shitposting retards? Get your fucking rrats straight.

>> No.71077978

>>71077912
>Which one is it
both
Verification not required.

>> No.71078029
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>>71077912
its simple really
mental illness

>> No.71078442

>>71076468
She's not ogey. She was never ogey...

>> No.71078450

2010s Youtube called:
files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm

>> No.71079457

>>71077912
>lesbians don't like dick
He really fell for the propaganda...

>> No.71079494

>>71079457
>lesbians like dick
Then they aren't lesbians.

>> No.71079610

>>71079494
That's like saying that girls can't have dicks you bigot. It's the current year, you fascist.

>> No.71079932

>>71078450
She really needs a proper dicking to get the pussy off her mind

>> No.71080181

>>71076633
>>71076674
>>71076739
>>71077978
>>71079457
Retard

>> No.71080303

>>71080181
>>71080181
>>71080181
>>71080181
>>71080181
faggot

>> No.71080439

>>71079932
Would you stop liking pussy if you got dicked?

>> No.71080478

>>71077912
>you can't possibly collab with men without wanting to fuck them
why are you people like this?

>> No.71080587

>>71076468
All she needs to do is shut the fuck up and breastfeed (Me) specifically

>> No.71080720

>>71080439
I don't know, I need to get dicked first

>> No.71080806

>>71080720
>isn't confident in his straightness
cringe fag

>> No.71080883

>>71080478
Learn to read you fucking retard.

>> No.71080895
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71080895

Kronii cried herself to sleep that night.

>> No.71081033

It's that time of the day again sistah? like clock works KEK.

>> No.71081230

>>71080478
No, you got it wrong. If she collabs withmen it doesn't mean they want to fuck, it means they are literally fucking on stream. She is getting filled in front of you and there's nothing you can do about it, I don't expect homobeggars to understand, it takes a uniGOD to be able to see it for what it is.

>> No.71081590

Reminder that she was with Sally watching her birth her child. That's a totally normal thing that BFFs do.

>> No.71081824

Someone explain what happened on the stream.

>> No.71081959

>>71081590
Actually fucked up. I'd have that child under police protection 24/7 and ban her coming close to at leat a kilometre

>> No.71082203

Watching kronii wallow in lesbo despair is peak content. Now I just need Mumei to throw her a bone while Fauna enjoys the awkward desperation from the side.

>> No.71082244

>>71078450
Well, that's depressing

>> No.71082394

>>71081959
https://youtu.be/cbPWAI0VuvU

>> No.71082628

>>71076538
You motherfuckers would think paint drying is peak content.

>> No.71082696

Bad day at the black company, sis? What happened this time? Your favorite liver make less than subtle queues on his PL he's out the door in a matter of weeks? Oh so sad for you.

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>>71081590
Has Kronii seen Sally’s pussy?

>> No.71082965

>>71081590
Hot...

>> No.71082977

Maybe I'm too much of an optimist, but I really hope for her own sake Kronii isn't unironically in love with her married best friend that has a child.
That would be too funny and too sad.

>> No.71082982

>>71081590
reminder the kid was a result of experimental in-vitro fertilization using genetic material from another woman's (kornii's) egg cells.

>> No.71083097

>>71082982
Why?
Are Canucks trying to create the perfect Untermensh?

>> No.71083101

>>71078450
>chuuba having mental breakdown playing block game

home...

>> No.71083166

>>71082899
yes

>> No.71083210

>>71082899
Fuwawa's definitely seen Moco-chan's pussy, eating cats is even part of their lore.

>> No.71083361

>>71078450
God that's so bad

>> No.71083380

>>71083210
Do you mean like as adults or as children?

>> No.71083450

>>71078450
kino

>> No.71083520

>>71083380
Both.

>> No.71083595

>>71078450
what's next for her?

>> No.71083624

>>71078450
ah the sweet melancholy of an unfullfilled love, with just enough good memories to know both had a potential together.
the colour of the last days of summer.

>> No.71083632

>>71083595
A short drop and a sudden stop

>> No.71083641

>>71081824
Peep >>71078450

>> No.71083720

>>71081590
That's pretty common anon, I think you are just too detached from reality

>> No.71083730

>>71077912
Kronii is a gay trans man. She wants to have gay sex with men.

>> No.71083844

>>71083720
>That's pretty common
In what place in the world?
Asking so I can never go anywhere near your dysfunctional shithole of a country

>> No.71083989

>>71083844
what kind of dystopian hellhole do you live in? having people close to you during one of the most important moments of your life is not dysfunctional wtf

>> No.71084000

>>71082899
Seeing and not being able to eat is a torture method

>> No.71084025

>>71082982
proof

>> No.71084060

>>71078450
song?

>> No.71084078

>>71076502
this

>> No.71084383

>>71083989
In the civilized world,the only people allowed near a woman giving birth is her husband and family, not her fucking highschool buddies and everyone around the watercooler.
Do you have communal shitters too? Or do you just shit in the streets?

I guess I got my answer, you street shitter. Enjoy suffering life in San Francisco

>> No.71084493

>>71084060
a cover of freaks by surf curse

>> No.71084562

>>71078450
shit this really is hard to watch, completely deserved though, why did she think this would be a good idea

>> No.71084592

>>71084493
thnx, bby

>> No.71084674

>>71083844
Pretty much any part of the world with a developed healthcare system ? You are completely clueless here so please stop yourself from embarrassing yourself any further

>> No.71084713

>>71084383
kek

>> No.71084778

>>71078450
kronii...

>> No.71085073

>>71082899
See >>71082394
>>71084383
Yeah. I'm kind of surprised by this, but then again, CURRENT YEAR.

>> No.71085110

>>71078450
damn...
To Kronii, From Anon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCFJpgR3KbY

>> No.71085173

>>71078450
Brutal.

>> No.71085284

>>71081033
Trying too hard there, ESL-kun

>> No.71085353

>>71082899
There's a sheet over the woman's legs, only the doctor looks in. People offering emotional support are near the woman's head, holding her hand, reassuring her, getting her water and ice chips etc... This is pretty common even in the West.

>> No.71085415
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>>71078450
Bruh.... i know exactly how it feel... i've been there before...
I hope she's okay...

>> No.71085464

>>71083595
Drunkenly raping one of her petite more submisive coworkers
One that would just let it happen and then hate that it happened for the rest of her life

>> No.71085487

>>71084674
Nowhere in the Benelux/France does this shit.

>> No.71085511

>>71085073
what do you mean current year? It has always been this way. Women have always sorrounded themselves with closed friends and loved ones during childbirth.

>> No.71085558

>>71082899
she masturbates to that mental image every day

>> No.71085655

>>71085464
goomb....

>> No.71085657

>>71078450
Look at how hard it was for her to admit Sally was pregnant. God that was like pulling a knife out of a wound.

>> No.71085730

>>71076502
fpbp she's not a good person

>> No.71085741

>>71085464
Takos...

>> No.71085764

>>71078450
How can i make sure kronii sees this video?

>> No.71085824

>>71078450
she really tried too be a homewrecker what a cunt

>> No.71085848

>>71078029
cuuuuute!

>> No.71085905

>>71085415
>Clock girl has relatable personal experience to 90% of men.
Somehow it feels far worse.
>>71084493
>>71084592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWjkR5xl0Rg
Alt songs one might consider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxVAT_pdyOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

>> No.71085912

>>71078450
you know what all is forgiven kronii, Jesus that's hard to watch now knowing the context

>> No.71085927

>>71085464
moomei....

>> No.71085946

>>71082977
She's probably sad about it because she thought they'd both get married around the same age, have kids around the same time, and get to share that experience. Now that's impossible.
Or she loves Sally, idk.

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>>71078450
Don't think I've ever seen a vtuber with oneitis this bad. Do you think they ever get freaked out that their viewer base can remember a 2:00min segment from a full stream that was over a year ago?

>> No.71086028

>>71085464
Mori? you know they both go out and get drunk

>> No.71086033

>>71085487
Any decent clinic will allow or give the choice to have guests in addition to husband, some people actually hire people who spesifically does this for a living called doula (technically any woman in this position is one but there are woman who does this professionally) or have their close ones like sister, friend, etc..

>> No.71086121

>>71078450
wait that's what she sounds like? and she's popular?

>> No.71086122

>>71086028
>mori
>petite

>> No.71086188

>>71086121
She isn't

>> No.71086237

>>71086122
ya I know, but she fits the submissive part, I feel like more is one those chicks that just lays there and thinks of Paris while the deed is happening lol

>> No.71086261

>>71086028
I feel like If mori and kroni were to be in a lesbo relationship, both would just beat the life out of eachother

>> No.71086278

>>71078450
jesus christ

>> No.71086288

>>71085960
Tbf, the viewer base remember a 2min segment from a 5 hour full stream from a year ago for a REASON. Look at her eye tracking in the clip, I swear she was fucking crying.
Not just any vtuber, but when you see anyone with oneitis like this, dammit you can't help but feel for them, you know?

>> No.71086308

>>71077912
>Kronii is a gay femcel
>Vesper is a gay incel
It's like pottery.

>> No.71086311

>>71085905
>Creep
Ah yes classic Doomer song, still related nowadays

>> No.71086372

>>71082977
Did you see the clip of her talking about her pregnancy? That was pain of the soul, on a level that just friendship alone can't reach

>> No.71086437

>>71086372
Not only have we seen it, it's gotten a fucking remix: >>71078450 .

>> No.71086455

>>71078450
Ok, is this Sally person actually her sister, or het "sister"?

>> No.71086571

>>71078450
pain

>> No.71086662

>>71086455
Sally is the reason Kronii decide to become a vtuber.

>> No.71086714

>>71076719
IRyS is for Hakos Baelz

>> No.71086741

>>71086714
*Flare

>> No.71086780

>>71086372
She didn't sound especially pained or sad. Granted I don't really watch Kronii very much, but I think she stopped herself from perhaps feeling that she's over-sharing, which she prefaces the entire thing with.
>>71085946
I mean, Sally could just have more kids.
Kronii is the one that needs to hurry up if she wants kids.

>> No.71086820

>>71077912
>Kronii's frustration during her yab was not directed at upset unicorns, but instead at the idea her and Vesper were straight.
At last I truly see...

>> No.71086825

>>71078450
not that I ever hated Kronii but after seeing this, I will never say a bad word about her ever.
I know how it feels. God, the one that got away, fuck my life. I know how horrible Kronii feels.

>> No.71086862

>>71086455
probably childhood friend/love interest.

>> No.71086866

>>71076468
she simply needs to get more female friends anon, she's fine

>> No.71086892

>>71078450
Christ. When she got the news it must have smashed her heart. That's a pain that's hard to walk off.

>> No.71086913

>>71081230
Based uniCHAD

>> No.71086948

>>71086288
I replayed it again to watch chat's reaction to the pregnancy and it just gets worse. Chat spamming congratulations as she was just trying to come to terms with it is peak suffering.

>> No.71086996

>>71086820
It was a very common interpretation when it happened tbhdesu

>> No.71087064

>>71076468
Who tf is Sally

>> No.71087091
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>>71086571

>> No.71087156

>>71086892
idk how I would feel if I got news my ex got pregnant

>> No.71087181
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71087181

>Will Kronii masturbate to this?

>> No.71087269

>>71076502
fpbp

>> No.71087274

>>71087181
>this whole stream was just a clever attempt to bait people into drawing hentai of her and Sally so she could have masturbation material

she's a sly one

>> No.71087298

>>71087181
rent-a-girlfriend cuckold scene

>> No.71087347

>>71087298
what

>> No.71087405

>>71086948
Ooooooooof.

>> No.71087490

>>71087347
nevermind i read that wrong, i saw a picture of that rent-a-girlfriend cuck scene but with kronii

>> No.71087701

>>71087156
It's like suddenly being submerged in ice water during what was otherwise a warm sunny day.

>> No.71087713
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>>71087274
She was actually planing for this
But instead gets this >>71087298
she just gets cucked even in fantasy

>> No.71087737

>>71078450
What's happening in this? catbox still has my entire country's ISP blocked fuck my life

>> No.71087875

>>71087737
clip compilation of her nuzzling and saying she loves sally and wants to live with her forever, cut to her being suicidally depressed telling her chat that sally is getting married and later got pregnant

>> No.71087877

>>71087737
A girl getting cucked to rock music

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>>71078450
grim

>> No.71088071

>>71087737
What's something uploadable that isn't blocked by your ISP?

>> No.71088411

>>71088071
youtube, probably

>> No.71088452
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>>71078450
>>71085657
Jesus christ, imagine how she mustve felt when she saw nothing but "congrats" spam. Just how tone deaf average viewer is to not hear the pain in that voice

>>71086892
Thats a pain that is literally impossible to walk off as long as she stays in contact with her. One needs time alone/away to move on and every interaction will be just a reminder of what couldve been and will reset the timer

>> No.71088486

>>71076468
>>71076468
So is Kroni an actual lesbian?

>> No.71088505

>>71087737
kino

>> No.71088507

>>71078450
damn, knowing the context make me glad that i missed that stream

>> No.71088690

>>71088486
not anymore

>> No.71088767

>>71088452
>Just how tone deaf
oh the irony

>> No.71088799

>>71088452
I think you have some morbidity boner if you're trying this hard to spin this into "she's totally heartbroken!"
She sounds fine.
And any other response is just fucking weird.
>"my best friend had is pregnant..."
"oh no"
"sorry to hear that kronii"
"bros...it's krover"
Who would react like this?

What would also be the purpose of Sally appearing with her on-stream?
>hey guys, this is my oneitis that i'm almost like cutting my veins for"
lmao no

>> No.71089322

>>71088799
Hi kronii! Did you see the remix?

>> No.71089372

>>71088799
>She sounds fine.
i'm not saying this to be rude but are you unironically autistic anon?

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>>71076468
>Dude is Kronii ok?
Nothing about Kronii has ever been 'ok'.

>> No.71089600

>>71089372
Can you provide the clip without the music? Because no, I'm not autistic and she sounds fine. If anything gave her pause, it's because she felt she was oversharing.

>> No.71089667

>>71086261
Mori is well out of kronii's weightclass and would likely clobber the fuck out of her

>> No.71089737

She loves homos that is why

>> No.71089912

I mean, Kronies have a reputation second only to Fandead for being insane, so I can understand why she'd be just a little cautious when introducing Sally. Nerissa said the same thing when she brought her mother on and the jailbirds aren't even that bad, desu.

>> No.71090047

>>71078450
Kronii should thank God for being a woman. She would've been guaranteed to be an incel if she was born a man

>> No.71090131

>>71090047
she still is an incel by the looks of it

>> No.71090596

>>71090131
Sounds like she's my oshi because we have so much in common...

>> No.71090661

>>71089737
So you're saying she's happy for her friend and has no negative feelings about her getting married and having a kid? Ok thanks anon for clearing that up for us.

>> No.71090694

>>71090131
>>71090596
Kronii has an army of men willing to fuck the mehera/gay/depression out of her. She isn't incel. No non-deformed woman is.

>> No.71090742

>>71078450
Damn. Okay. I actually feel something other than contempt for Kroni for the first time. That must be heartbreaking for her.

>> No.71090780

>>71089667
Who's in Mori's weightclass?

>> No.71090875

>>71090780
A baby hippo

>> No.71090905

>>71090694
How does that solve her "will never slam her friend's clam" problem?

>> No.71090989

>>71078450
The deadpan delivery of it all and the editing is so wonderfully done.
Poor girl.

>> No.71091003

With omegas firing and the collabs banned she just isn't the same.

>> No.71091109

>>71090694
I think the reason a lot of men can't get laid is mental stuff if you apply that to women then it's possible.

>> No.71091133 [SPOILER] 
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71091133

>>71079494
Lesbians aren't real.

>> No.71091216

>>71088452
>Pic
I too have been listening to 'mid west emo songs to sit on my roof and look at the stars at night' play lists

>> No.71091222

>>71090989
She doesn't want to fuck Sally nor is she in love with her. But to answer her question, that doesn't help solve that hypothetical problem.
And her not being able to do that doesn't mean she's incel.
If no one's ever gone Spelunking in Kronii's cave it's very much because she doesn't want to let people do so. She's volcel

>> No.71091223

>>71085464
Ina knows to dodge the offcollab now

>> No.71091310

>>71091222
>Trips of kronii
It's ok. Just let it out, kronii.

>> No.71091405

>>71091310
I'm not fucking Kronii nor am I LARPing as her, fuck off.

>> No.71091462

>>71091222
>She doesn't want to fuck Sally nor is she in love with her.
What's the explanation for this one? Just pretending for fun? Then why would she creep out her friend like that? Pretty elaborate 1+year setup for just a fun joke.
>And her not being able to do that doesn't mean she's incel.
You missed the point. She wants to fuck a woman, but she can't. That was the point of comparison. Men can get with desperate men too, doesn't stop them from being incels.

>> No.71091544

>>71091405
>didn't deny actually being kronii
kronii...

>> No.71091573

>>71091222
Its okay Kronii, life has a way of moving on.
In time none of this will hurt at all.

>> No.71091639

>>71091222
did you ever get better at mixing kroner?

>> No.71091651

>>71091405
Clock hands typed this post

>> No.71091781

>>71085927
I don't think Mumei would mind desu. or it already happened, and that's why they don't talk anymore.

>> No.71091866

>>71085464
That's why she likes going to Japan, she can rape IRyS all she wants and IRyS is ok with it

>> No.71091947

>>71091222
sure buddii

>> No.71092065

>>71090694
Only a male incel would say this.

>> No.71092158

>>71091222
Its okay kronii, a lot of people have been there and it gets better

>> No.71092261

>>71086033
>Any decent clinic
>called doula
Any decent doctor would tell everyone but the husband or the girl's parents to get the fuck out. Guests in an operating room are a major liability. Spouse or Parents are tolerated because weighing the risks, keeping the patient's stress levels lower is a net gain. Sisterhood of the traveling pants does not get the pass because they can't take legal responsibility for health decisions of the patient.
Again, this does not apply to you if you are in a street-shitting part of the world.
And I'm NTA from above.

>> No.71092463

>>71078450
Damn...
I briefly popped into that stream but couldn't stick around because I just didn't like the way the stream was going. Makes a lot more sense now if what I missed was more like that.
>>71088452
I don't have anymore interactions but I still have pictures on my harddrive I can't delete

>> No.71092489

>>71078450
Watching the actual stream with Sally opened my third eye or some shit; Suddenly everything about Kronii made sense it's fucking wild

>> No.71092505

>>71092261
You are just trolling at this point

>> No.71092538

>>71085487
I knew the Euros were always the shitposters

>> No.71092552

>>71088799
>sorry to hear that
I once said this to a man that said his girlfriend was pregnant and the fucker has hated me for 20 years, his pals tried to pick fights multiple times.
Good thing for them they didn't, I'm always armed, and I was ready to kill them every time I saw them. Never turn your back on druggies.

>> No.71092616

>>71092463
I got drunk and deleted everything, although I know there muat be images on my phone I haven't found yet.

>> No.71092679

>>71076468
That's the average lesbian experience, don't worry

>> No.71092884

>>71078450
This is hilarious but she's referred to sally as her sister before. I think its just shocking for her to have someone that she thinks is just like her run off and get nutted in like that. Sally was probably nodding along to kronii's volcel-esque rants for the past 10 years

>> No.71092960

>>71090780
A pig?

>> No.71092986

>>71086455
Definitely het.

>> No.71093057

>>71076468
bwos is kronii gay?
http://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm
http://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm
http://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm

>> No.71093113

>>71092884
>Kronii is a siscon

>> No.71093185

>>71076538
Too bad he ruined it by thinking she wanted to see his dick.

>> No.71093307

>>71076468
Now she knows how her own fans felt

>> No.71093331
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>>71078450
Her deadpan delivery makes it hard to tell but she was really hurting and didn't want to show it. The swarm of congratulations comments when she says her friend is pregnant must have hurt. It's easy to think she is just a little sad that life moves on and friends start families of their own. With the full context it's obvious Kronii is in love with her straight BFF and Sally has no idea. Kronni was always too scared to confess her feelings for her which is for the best because she would have been shot down.
>>71091222
I know it hurts now Kronni but things will get better.

>> No.71093406

>>71092884
>run off in get nutted in like that.

>> No.71093412

>>71093057
bruh
>>71078450

>> No.71093501

>depressed, lonely girl attaches herself to the only person giving her attention
Shocker.

>> No.71093536

>>71078450
It turns out Kronii was the one getting cucked all along.

>> No.71093546

>ppl trying to be logical on a board with ppl who know they’re never getting a 3d girl and chose 2d pngs and will end their bloodline

>> No.71093558
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71093558

>>71078450
Anon, /vt/ is supposed to hate Kronii, you're making it too hard

>> No.71093609

>>71093331
>her own best friend is totally unaware yet retards, actual autistic loners and other mentally ill freaks here can piece it together
lmao, a likely story

>> No.71093650

>>71093406
i worded it the way she would

>> No.71093660

>>71093412
wtf I found that clip on reddit then posted it back here...the circle is complete...

>> No.71093705

>>71093609
>huh? Kronii, a lesbian? You silly, she's not in college anymore!

>> No.71093729

>>71076468
>Dude is Kronii ok?
When is she ever ok?

>> No.71093767

>>71093609
That actually makes it worse, Sally knew Kronii wanted to eat the shit of her fucking pussy but she denied Kronii her one true love and strung her along for years.

>> No.71093834

>>71093767
or maybe it's all in your head?
i think that's far likelier

>> No.71093854

>sad because her friends are getting married, leaving her behind
This one is far more likely.
>sad because she's a turbo-lesbian for Sally, and got NTR'd by a man
This one is just a schizo rrat. Though it might explain why she was being so weird with Sally's baby.

>> No.71093912

Is this why she acted so fucking weird to the baby, she fucking hates it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrSRUayhnc

>> No.71093938
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>>71093609
True, she might now Kronii has a crush on her but maybe not that it is full blown oneitis? She could know and still value Kronii as a friend who she doesn't want to hurt. It's still possible that Sally doesn't know. Sometimes outsiders can pick up on these things when people in the thick of it are oblivious.
>Sally Doesn't know
>Don't tell Sally
>Don't tell sally
>Cause Sally doesn't know

>> No.71093949

>>71093767
Sally is just living her life and Kronii can't accept that Sally's new chapter in life doesn't involve her to the degree she wants

>> No.71094013

>>71093767
Ok but can't she still let Kronii munch that rug? Is it cheating if it's two girls? They could let the husband watch or have Sally's husband rail her while Sally eats out Kronii
>Verification not required

>> No.71094036

>>71093854
Wait so Kronii is officially becoming a hag? Because it sounds like she's displaying hag behavior.

>> No.71094056

>>71093609
Why would she notice? She's used to how Kronii acts around her. Plus she's presumably straight given she's married. Any excess intimacy is easy to dismiss as playful, hell I was always hugging and kissing the homies, maybe groping them a little.

>> No.71094066

>>71076468
It's ok. Kronii will wait until Sally has a son and bare her grandchildren. Then the children will be at least 75% theirs.

>> No.71094116

>>71078450
She's just like me fr fr let me give her money.

>> No.71094131

>>71094036
Kronii has been a hag for a while, anon. Unless your conditions for hag start after 30 in which case she's only recently a hag.

>> No.71094141

>>71078450
LMAO

>> No.71094144

>>71094066
typical manga for middle-aged women

>> No.71094155

>>71094056
>hell I was always hugging and kissing the homies, maybe groping them a little.
Anon, that's fucking gay. You're in denial about your gayness.

>> No.71094200

You guys are such retards.

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>>71094155
Bullshit, if I was gay I would know.

>> No.71094269

>>71094066
H-How long of a wait we talking here?
Kronii is built for /ss/ afterall

>> No.71094273
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71094273

>Kronii is gay for Mumei
>Kronii wants to fuck Altare
>Kronii wants to fuck Vesper
>Kronii is gay for IRyS
>actually Kronii was gay for her best friend the whole time
i cant keep up with you fags

>> No.71094289

>>71094013
>have Sally's husband rail her while Sally eats out Kronii
This is super hot.
>>71094036
It's both hag and oneitis behavior, Kronii is cake but not a hag yet.
>>71094056
Women are much more touchy feely with each other than guys are. Some of the subtle breaking the touch barrier stuff that guys do that is an obvious flirting move doesn't raise eyebrows the same when women do it.

>> No.71094293

>>71094013
>Kronii hates the husband and is repulsed by the thought of fucking him
>puts up with it because its the only way she'll fuck Sally
>the husband gets addicted to her tight hikki pussy and it ruins Sally's marriage, but she wants nothing to do with Kronii afterwards

>> No.71094302

>>71094066
She's in luck the kid is a boy

>> No.71094344

>>71094273
Kronii is a gooner.

>> No.71094348

>>71094056
w-wanna be homies, anon?

>> No.71094371

>>71094273
Kronii is Lonlii and will attach herself to anyone who gives her a drop of attention except the faceless chatters since they're not human.

>> No.71094391

>>71094344
Gonna need some proof.

>> No.71094400

>>71094273
All of the other ones before this one were shitposts, this is the real one
>>71094289
>Women are much more touchy feely with each other than guys are.
my thoughts exactly, if it WERE true, no reason Sally would've noticed without being told

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>>71094348
sure, just give me your discord handle, home address, SSN, & credit card information

>> No.71094532

>>71093767
delusion

>> No.71094560

>>71094293
Its going to be a fantastic doujin

>> No.71094581

How long until the rrats spiral out of control and break containment?

>> No.71094616

>>71094581
Today.
Kronii is /here/ right this very second

>> No.71094650

>>71094400
Yeah, even close guy friends are physically distant to each other compared to girls. Women in general are not the initiators of flirting typically and tend to be worse at it, as other anons have noted. It's completely possible that Kronii was turned on while leaning against Sally and Sally never noticed. Women don't have to worry about pitching a tent either so it would be harder to tell Kronii enjoyed their movie nights a bit too much.

>> No.71094781

>>71094616
You ever wonder if part of the reason it looks like sometimes Kronii is a little hostile towards some audience members for being parasocial/unicorns/horny is because she comes here and sees the schizos, shitposting antis, and thirst posting in her general and thinks that this is what all her fans are like when they aren't forced to act right when they are in her chat?

>> No.71094782

>>71094581
Kronii is seeing this thread now and having a tearjeaker.

>> No.71094826

>>71086825
Yep, it's even more brutal when you realize it was your fault it didn't work because you fucked up.

>> No.71094886

>>71093660
which post?

>> No.71094904

Holomem seriously need to save her, even her 3D is alone

>> No.71094918

>>71094781
If she did think that would she be wrong?

>> No.71095045

>>71088452
>pic
oh no, oh no no no don't do this...

>> No.71095062

>>71093558
If you watch Kronii she will bare her soul to you and keep you close. She is everything /vt/ wants while being everything /vt/ hates.

>> No.71095063

>>71094581
I hope this one takes of. If /vt/ completes the cycle and circles around from hating Kronii to being protective of Kronii, that would be so fucking funny

>> No.71095123

>>71093609
takes one to know one

>> No.71095219

>>71078450
just like in my yuri manga

>> No.71095244

Who the fuck is Sally what are you faggots talking about? Someone asked that and no one answered and you're contunuing to talk as if its a holomem.
THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS TALKING ABOUT

>> No.71095260

>>71088452
>pic
this is Kronii's worst nightmares btw, no kidding

>> No.71095304

>>71095244
Watch streams

>> No.71095336

>>71095244
Sally is Kroniis long term friend.
Kronii recently had Sally on stream and spilled her spaghetti all over the place.

>> No.71095353

>>71095304
I watch on average of 16 hours of Hololive a day.
You watch streams.

>> No.71095369

>>71095244
Kronii's boomer sister/best friend

>> No.71095396

>>71095244
Wow an actual autistic person

>> No.71095393

>>71095244
if you've been here for the past 24 hours you'd understand that Sally is Kronii's love interest. Unfortunately (for Kronii) Sally is straight and happily married.

>> No.71095429

>>71095353
Well it's clearly not enough if you can't recognize someone she's talked about a whole ton.

>> No.71095511

>>71095369
So not even a vtuber, beyond irrelevant
>>71095429
I watch an average of 0 hours of Kronii a year

>> No.71095529

>>71078450
No... not like this

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>>71078450
kino

>> No.71095539

>>71095244
>>71095511
Why are you here

>> No.71095587

>>71095511
nta, i didn't watch Kronii either and i knew what happened just from reading this thread. May i suggest having longer attention spans?

>> No.71095596

>>71095539
Thought it mattered, Kronii is part of Hololive.
Maybe you faggots should stick to a general

>> No.71095612

I'm pretty sure Sally is just her close friend, or maybe even her sister.
They're probably very close, which is why Kronii is understandably upset when Sally got married : because they can no longer hang out with each other like they used to.
>but the rrat
Yeah, the rrat is more fun that's for sure.

>> No.71095625

Who would want to be with a depressed and irony poisoned doomer when they could have their own family. The clear resentment and jealousy she has at Sally is toxic as fuck.

>> No.71095641

>>71095244
>Someone asked that and no one answered and you're contunuing to talk as if its a holomem.
Oh sorry. Everyone, stop the thread, this guy needs spoonfed about a streamer he apparently doesn't watch or care about. Please be considerate!

>> No.71095642

>>71095612
sure buddii

>> No.71095691

>>71092884
Could the ole anime special and be her stepsister.

>> No.71095696

>>71078450
>>71095612
maybe i'm retarded but why does she say she's going to be an aunt and call the kid her nephew if Sally is not her sister?

>> No.71095758

>>71095696
Some people consider their very close family friends to be actual family

>> No.71095769

>>71095696
Close family friends sometimes get called aunt/uncle despite not being blood related.

>> No.71095776

>>71095612
Kronii hang out with her LGBT circle is a public knowledge.
This rrat have legs

>> No.71095832

>>71095696
This is the main reason I think that Sally is her sister. Also because they sound pretty similar to each other.
>>71095776
She's a Western woman. Of course she hangs out with the LGBT.

>> No.71095895

>>71095244
Either a very close friend or step-sister.

>> No.71095901

>>71094918
She'd be wrong to think that shitposts are representative of what most of her fans really think. The worst comments are just antis and shit stirrers. Holo girls have to know that the guys who watch them are pretty down bad for them, they have lewd art tags for a reason.

Enna talked about coming here and getting put off by the shitposters because she doesn't know how to filter for constructive criticism. Axel however was savvy and knew what criticism to take to heart. /mans/ had noticed that all of the good critiques of his streams had been taken to heart and he had improved a lot since debut. All doubts were removed when he got caught with the /mans/ thread in his browser home page favorites. Being /here/ is pretty common according to Nemu, the big difference is what the chuba does with what they find.

>> No.71096021

>>71077912
Both, she has talked about dudes flirting with her and how she has given away her phone number to people that chat her up. She's probably bi with a preference for women but she will absolutely jump on penis if she likes a dude.

>> No.71096050
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71096050

Why is the universe mocking her?

>> No.71096062

>>71095596
It matters to Kronii retard. Why bother asking if you don't care about Kronii?

>> No.71096080

>>71085905
>Bran New Lovesong
Fuck I still can't listen to that one without thinking of her.

>> No.71096106

why the fuck did she make this stream in the first place

>> No.71096137

>>71096062
?
She should focus more on Hololive

>> No.71096170

>>71095696
They might be cousins. Either way, I think it's quite likely they're somehow related. Some things don't line up if they're "just friends".

>> No.71096194

>>71096106
sally asked if she could come on
also
>asking this after nerissa's past month

>> No.71096243

>>71096194
Nerissa has been killing it with the family streams, Kronii was looking to jump on the bandwagon.

>> No.71096285

DON'T CRY
I AM JUST A FREAK

>> No.71096309

>>71096243
Nerissa made herself irrelevant by having outsiders part of her stream so often, its the opposite of killing it.

>> No.71096487

>>71095696
I know a lot of people here have no friends in real life, but it's pretty common that you get called uncle/aunt by your friends' children.

>> No.71096515

>>71096309
She's been getting a good CCV with her family streams and they have spawned a lot of fan art. She's doing fine with her solo and normal collab content still. Doesn't look like she has hurt herself at all. Getting to know her whole family is a new frontier of GFE streams and there's nothing for cuckposters to shitpost about when she streams with her sisters or mother.

>> No.71096579

>>71096137
yeah collabing outside of hololive such a whore behavior

>> No.71096595

>>71096309
Your post just made me imagine a scene
>the year is 2030
>Nerissa exhausted her pool of new acquaintances so hard she has to start bringing anons she knows only through six handshake theory to the stream

>> No.71096637

>>71088452
i want to feel bad for her but i can't
bad things happen to bad people?
well that's good news.

>> No.71096639

>>71096515
She's getting "good" CCV with outsider streams because she made herself irrelevant

>> No.71096686

>>71095696
I had an uncle and aunt that wasn't blood related. When I immigrated to Leafsville my family just met them at the airport and have been family friends since

>> No.71096703

>>71094269
Few years has passed...

Sally : Son where are you!! I gotta leave right now.

Kronii : He's in my room with me Sally. He trip over and scapped his knee by accident.

Sally : Oh my poor boy! Can I take look.

Kronii : Oh dont need to! Im taking care of him. Also dont you have an flight to catch?

Sally : Ah you're right! Buh-bye baby. Mommy and daddy love you! Dont forget to brush your teeth before you sleep. Also thanks for taking care of my son Kronii, love you too! Bye bye

Kronii : Bye...


Meanwhile on the otherside of the room...

Sally son : Uaahhhh your tits are so soft aunty

Kronii : hehe..I know how much you love it when aunty squeeze her tits around your dick. Your mommy and daddy wont be back for while. So you know whats gonna happen?

Sally son : Sex for the entire day...?!

Kronii : Wrong.

Kronii leans closer to the young boy ear...

Kronii : For the whole week...


...im so sorry kronii and kronies..im gonna go take a walk of shame now.

>> No.71096746

>>71078450
Damn, I feel bad shitting up the catalog with Kronii bait threads now.

>> No.71096795

>>71096639
Her family streams are special event streams which easily break into 5 view territory. Her normal CCV on regular solo streams is around 6k and she has safely held there since New Years. There is no hit to her channel whatsoever so there is no reason to say she became irrelevant.

>> No.71096816

>>71096703
is the babeys gender confirmed to be a boy?

>> No.71096828

>>71096795
Her regular CCV is like 4k because she made herself irrelevant

>> No.71096835

>>71078450
You are now realizing why she came up with a stream that would let her repeatedly scream "BUT WHY?!" for over an hour

>> No.71096859

>>71096828
Bullshit, go take this theory to the numberfags and you'll get told how irrelevant she is.

>> No.71096910

>>71096859
Seethe, her channel is dead

>> No.71096929

>>71096703
MY DICK GRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.71096947

>>71083844
any place where people have normal healthy human relationships with family and friends, i.e. not in the hikineet trash pile you're marinating in.

>> No.71096961

>>71096828
oh no.. what will happen to kronii's ccv after this?

>> No.71096962

>>71096910
Meds, her short Zatsu was coasting along at 6.5k.

>> No.71096964

>>71096910
Are you actually afraid of /#/fags of all places blowing your lies out? That's rich.

>> No.71097096

>>71096703
Patrician tier.

>> No.71097099

>>71096910
i feel like you're trying to derail us from the main topic of "Kronii gets cucked"

>> No.71097169

>>71096964
Im always in numbers thread faggot

>> No.71097170

>>71081230
Cringe schizo unicorn, you should kill yourself immediately.

>> No.71097216

>>71090694
>Kronii has an army of men willing to fuck
And 4/10 or 5/10 anons have tons of ugly/fat/disabled women to fuck too but choose not to
Kronii won't fuck them because they're ugly autists
And random anons won't fuck ugly women

By your own logic no one is an incel because realistically there is always someone more ugly or mentally ill than you that you can fuck or marry but we all choose not to

>> No.71097266

>>71093609
she knows, just ignoring it

>> No.71097324

>>71077912
I think she's a bi who's extremely picky with men to the point that she gaslights herself into thinking she's a dyke.

>> No.71097331

>>71096703
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>> No.71097340

>>71097216
This post is about yourself, not other people

>> No.71097368

>>71097169
yeah we can tell

>> No.71097374

>>71097216
I really don't get incels. If they want sex, just get a prostitute. Cheaper than having a gf.
What they're actually after is the 1950s delusion. Similar delusion to women wanting chads to commit to them.

>> No.71097411

>>71097368
scared to go into numbers thread and talk about how Nerissa is doing good for Hololive?

>> No.71097443

>>71096703
KEK KINO

>> No.71097498

>>71097411
nah its just... your odor, man. like a dead possum. sorry to have you find out like this.

>> No.71097512

>>71097498
seethe

>> No.71097555

>>71097411
psst anon, wrong guy

>> No.71097579

>>71096703
So this is going to get drawn, right?

>> No.71097625

>>71097555
Irrelevant, Nerissa killed her channel through outsider collabs

>> No.71097706

>>71097340
True incels don't exist, the average person hanging around incel forums/discords are volcels and usually 4-6/10's
To say a woman can't be an incel because she always has options means makes no sense when men also always have options
The fact is that women are picky about who they want, but so are men, no man wants to marry a fat ugly woman but because the choice is always there necessarily means men can't be incels

>>71097374
It's not about sex it's about the idea of someone willing to have sex with you because they care about your or value your existence in some way either shallowly with looks or genuinely your personality, not because they're forced to have sex with you or by means of a transaction with 0 actual passion

>> No.71097766

>>71097706
Didn't ask faggot, go sniff a womans hole

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>>71097625
the only thing Nerissa killed is me by sitting her fat ass on my face.

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>>71096703
Sexooooo

>> No.71097823

>>71097411
You have to understand something. The people on this board are pretty low quality, incels, social rejects, failed normies with too much time on their hands. Might be worse than the 4chan average since this is two steps above /trash/ with how much dramafags and tourists come here.
In spite of all that, the people on the bottom of the totem pole here, the sewage filling the ditches along the roads, is numberfags. The most worthless humans on a board filled with worthless humans.
Know your place

>> No.71097865

>>71097823
Seethe, only people upset at numberfags are rejects from the thread itself
You were rejected from the group

>> No.71097929

>>71097823
You're even lower than the numberfags, because you're afraid of them proving you wrong.

>> No.71097933
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>>71096703
DOUJIN FUCKING WHEN???

>> No.71097965

>>71097865
Numberfags shit up threads when the stream and discussions about it have nothing to do with numbers. Most generals don't want those arguments about buff games and raids becoming half the thread during any stream.

>> No.71098020

why are we talking about numberfags, who gives a shit

>> No.71098029

>>71078450
Kronii...

>> No.71098048

>>71097965
This thread shouldn't be a thread, Kronies are seeking attention from the board when this should be inside of their general

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71098050

>>71097865
>>71097929

>> No.71098116

this is what happens when you reject the natural

>> No.71098118

Kronii is straight and i will save her

>> No.71098127

>>71078450
ok fine, there will be no more kronii bait thread from me ever again

>> No.71098139

>>71085824
where did you get that idea? You are too much into the anti hole

>> No.71098280

>>71085905
give me more goslingcore to lose myself into

>> No.71098444

>>71095696
because she wishes she was the "father" of the baby. But that can never be so she has to settle.

>> No.71098519

>>71098048
Guys in the thread don't want to go on and on about this since it's sort of making fun of Kronii.

>> No.71098528

>>71097706
>men also always have options
>always
Nigger I have literally 0 options
When I go on dating apps not even catfishes or bots want me.
I'd definitely be an incel and/or killed myself if I hadn't already had sex a few times.

>> No.71098535

>>71096703
maybe I should kill myself so I can reincarnate sooner

>> No.71098602

>>71096703
FUCK, FUCK SOMEONE NEED TO MAKE DOUJIN OUT OF THIS FUCKFUCKFUCK !!!!

MY DICKKKKKK AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

>> No.71098604

>>71098528
fuck off
t, wizard

>> No.71098636

>>71098528
Internet just isn't your option

>> No.71098716

>>71096828
woah that's more than 10 Finanas

>> No.71098766

>>71097216
really? maybe I should try it too

>> No.71098884

>>71098636
What?

>> No.71098885

>>71092489
Honestly same here it was a mental flashbang to see her obvious love being displayed for sally

>> No.71098915

>>71098884
Internet just isn't your option

>> No.71098942

>>71078450
oh god... Poor Kroni...

>> No.71098999

>>71098915
What?

>> No.71099054

>>71098999
Internet just isn't your option

>> No.71099101

>>71082899
Isn't she her close friend like stay in her mom house close, so yea i guess.

>> No.71099185

>>71099054
What?

>> No.71099249

>>71099185
You're right, you have 0 options

>> No.71099285

>>71095696
People in the world outside do this. A number of my mom's old friends call themselves my aunts just because they were around growing up. I have "brothers" who aren't connected to me by blood. I consider a man my step-father despite the fact he and my mom never actually got married. "So close they're like family" is a perfectly normal thing. Well, in America at least, I don't know what Indonesia is like anon

>> No.71099314

>>71099054
not him, what other options, parties and normie shit are disqualified

>> No.71099410

>>71099249
Oh.

>> No.71099415

>>71099314
Half the people in the world are women. You've just suggested a one night stand. That's a specific thing.
Speak to a woman in your life every day for half a year, then try fucking her.

>> No.71099844

Use me kronii
Use me..!

>> No.71099931
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71099931

>>71096703
Based and canon

>> No.71100138

>>71098116
Fuck off mudslime

>> No.71100161

>>71100138
homoseethe

>> No.71100350

>>71083720
Bro, im asian and that far from normal.

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