/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Watch-A-Long Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y8oEEIZRxw

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6wawvkRurw
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st2DEa0qWFI

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Deadbeats Deadbeats Whatcha Gonna Do【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4KD1mBDBA&t=3548s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovella

Hololive English Valentine's Day 2024: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476442116316
Hololive Valentine's Voice Pack: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_valentinevoice2024?variant=44401019879644
More Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_シオリ・ノヴェラ%22

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

Shiori hates us.

>>71027248
It's a vicious cycle. Paypigs leave because she's given up and she's given up so why would paypigs stay?

So when's Shiori going to fake falling down the stairs so she can get free days off?

Fuwamoco have abandoned Advent and are collabing with JP senpai. It's over.

>>71027248
fuck off prechat fag

She stays up until 4-5am but can't spend a single hour hearting things she's left all week. Proof right there she hates the Novelites and her work.

Is it me or do all Shiori's replies on twitter look like they've been written by AI. It's too stiff

Incredibly how lazy she is.

>>71027663
They're business replies.

>>71027663
Just like when she's on stream, everything is forced politeness and utterly fake.

>>71027663 (me)
I'm sorry I shouldn't have asked, thread looks like it's being raided

>>71027798
You could see that beforehand. You just wanted to stir up shit.

Start the day with a goon sesh

>>71027798
Always here, not a raid. Anti-thread

I'll say something nice about Shiori when she deserves it. She hasn't done anything to deserve praise this week.

We should send Shiori to Haiti

>faggots decide to raid at the least active hour

>>71027824
I was literally the 5th ip

she see no evil

>>71028203
she should look within

>>71028141
And just decided to dump your bait here without looking at the state of the thread?

>jwu
How was it? Was she cute?
>>71028203
Cute cute cute!

>>71028369
No, she made NTR jokes.

SHIORI CUTE

>>71028369
Let's be honest, you'll watch it because it's the only Shiorium you're getting for the next two fucking days.

>sonic over
>twilight almost over
Shiggers, the light at the end of the tunnel...
I can see it...

>>71028915
Funny, because I can't. It'll just get worse from here on out.

>>71028915
The games might get better, but it won't make Shiori love us again.

Remember to take your Shiori to the vet for necessary domestication procedures

>>71029140
Please tell down the picture

Its funny how it took her brain a fraction of a milisecond to come up with the My Wife's Boyfriend joke.

>>71029681
It's her element, she's the NTR holo

It's funny, she could use her private account for the fire emblem shit but she has to force it on us. But too much work for a simple "hello did you have a good day" message, because fuck that, right?

>>71029806
what's funnier is you could get a hobby to pass time but won't

>>71029856
This was my hobby, and then she took it away.

>>71029905
Do you have a job?

>>71029681
>shiori invented the "my wife's boyfriend" joke
do you retards really

>Do your reps. Report and Ignore bait

>>71029975
Yeah, and when I come home I'd really love to unwind with some Shiori content, but look how well that's going. Can't even have my escape from the shitty world.

now that she hates us and it's shiover, what's your least favorite Shiori face?

Yo why is every comment I ever read from this site just pure malice and hatred with a mix of complete schizo shit. You all honestly need help on God, the fuck is going on in your lives where you all just essentially gotta shit on Shiori 24/7, I don’t even want to bother looking at the other threads cause I assume it’s the same there for other Vtubers.

TWO Saturdays in a row where you either had to be there for the stream or she just didn't fucking want to stream today, because who knows. And no apology or statement on why that VOD was privated.

>>71030132
Because we're being raided, anon.

Like cool, I get it, she hates me and wants to stream in some stupid fucking Euro hours, but at least the VOD was always there, and now, no such luck, and if anyone asks for the VOD they get cockblocked because the thread's favorite darling poster threw a hissyfit over it.

>>71030195
>clipper anon schizo posting
And there it is

>>71030186
When are we not being raided? It's always a raid. The raiders are naturalized posters nowadays. Shiori's fault entirely.

>>71030132
This thread is legitimately one of the worst generals on the board

>>71030132
Look at the threads from last weekend when sis lost her mind and started to namefag. You'll understand then how much she posts here.

>>71030257
>Shiori's fault entirely.
Good to know you're one of them, thanks for dropping the mask so quickly.

>>71030231
Then give me a link for the member VOD.

>>71030310
>begging for members-only content
No, fuck off.

>>71029905
That's not how hobbies work.

>>71030231
Funny how we just let him back when he caused the shitstorm last weekend.

>>71029140
You bastard, put her fangs back!

>>71030378

>>71030378
chu

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ez to ra hes kena!

>>71030310
How about you kill yourself?

Shiori went out of her way to donate her bangs to Biboo to stop her from seeing the sex scenes and she went and looked anyway. How fucking rude can someone be.

>>71030498
Equivalent when a parent/older sibling covers a child’s eyes during a movie and they just peak through the gaps in between fingers.

>>71030498
>Bibbs is a girl, too
So fucking over

>>71030585
Really glad I'm not the only one that thought of that lol

>>71030132
Wasn't always like this but last month Shiori dropped GFE and sisters have been raiding taking advantage of our weakness ever since. The good posters have left and it's just the schizos.

There's a chance you've masturbated at the same time as Shiori at least once.

>>71031123
I certainly hope I've been so lucky

I love her fangs. Remove them and I'll remove you from existence

Would have been nice for a post about how she just lost an hour, but that's too much to ask for from Shiori.

>>71031607

>>71031607
Heavenly

I wish I would die in my sleep.

>>71027304
But her paypigs are still around? They gave her a couple hundreds at the end of the Sonic stream and give smaller amounts throughout.

>>71031123
Well, I do it thrice a day, usually at the same times, so maybe her schedule's lined up at least once

>>71032361
Sisters don't watch her aside from the occasional dramabait clip and timestamp that they share around, they wouldn't know anything about who's still around and who isn't.

>>71032447
Not only this, but if they're expecting her paypigs to donate on another person's channel, then they're beyond retarded.

I love Shiori!

It will never get better.

>>71032497
Why would Nerissa need Shiori's paypigs? She's been earning more than her consistently for months. Shiori hasn't been #2 in Advent for a while

>>71032606
>Sudden holo vs holo
Not even subtle.

>>71032534
Not with a defeatist-ass mindset like that, it won't.

>>71032606
Nobody mentioned Nerissa kek

>>71032497
Not actually that unusual actually, there's a couple of extremely frequent superchatters for other girls that are around in near-everyone's chats
Fucking oil barons

>>71032802
I should've not fucked around and dropped out of college. Maybe I would have gotten a good career that paid well and I would've been one of those oil barons (literally since I was gonna major in chemical engineering)

>>71032954
I just want something that gives me plenty of time and allows me to do things at my own pace
I value my free time way too much

>>71033011
NTA, but same here. It's not a bad way of thinking especially these days when not even hard work's gonna get you to riches and the game's rigged against you.

>>71033011
Same with myself as well. If I sought a "higher" career then sure I could make more money, but I'd be undoubtedly sacrificing too much of my free time for me to be comfortable with. Wouldn't be a life worth living.

Party pooper

>>71033011
lol
>crossed_eyed_shiori.jpg

Imagine 20 years from now, you got married, have a beautiful wife, kids, live in a nice house, everything worked out for you...except that one thing...you go out onto the balcony, light a cigar, sit down and think back how it should have been YOUR prompt that she hearted that one time.

>>71033722
I don't write anymore, no stressing over being a heartschizos. Best decision I ever made.

>>71033832
she never hearted me anyways

Should have been me chosen for the comic, my response was better.
My mistake was I'm not the artists buttbuddy, Shiori would have chosen me if she was to choose.

>>71030703
Did she actually drop it or has she just toned it down?

>>71030132
fr fr ong
these shigga be needy bitch ass bitch

Me don't wanna see her depressed no more. How can I help her? I don't want to feel so powerless while she's suffering.

>>71035102
You can't.

>>71035183
But it will pass, right? It's just a small episode of winter sadshi.

>>71033722
>>71033832
>>71033877
>>71033898
>Writing for the purpose of trying to chase an icon next to your response
>Not writing for the sole purpose of having fun with creativity
You weren't the target audience for those prompts anyway, just write one liners like the other commenters.

>>71035281
This is her default state

>>71035341
Spare me the participation award garbage. Everyone wrote for that prompt hoping to be picked as the winner. It was the point, otherwise they'd be writing elsewhere and for themselves. People write to be acknowledged

>>71035412
Wrong. Writing and having fun was the main point and being picked was the bonus, else everyone wouldn't bother to congratulate the winner.

>>71035412
Well, please do be filtered by not being picked as the winner at your earliest convenience.

>>71035483
Please, not even Mr Writer bothers to participate in prompts anymore, that's how bad it is and he even claimed that he "only cares about writing", lol what bullshit.

>>71035522
Do you know who mr writer even is or are you just making shit up? I can see his reply on the latest prompt, retard.

Goodnight, Novelites

>>71035564
Shiori, it's like 5:30 am. You need to sleep earlier than this sweetie.

>>71035348
Well, I'll love her regardless, but I still think that she deserves happiness. She's a good girl. No, wait, she's the BEST girl.

why is this thread always melting down

>>71035564
Goodnight, sleep tight!

>>71035550
hey bud just stop giving him attention
he's already running out of material already
shiggers have fun when the time comes, don't let his samefagging get to you, it's literally just one guy

>>71031412

>>71036433
Shiro You fucking menace

>>71036482
please tell down picture

>>71036482
Please stop it, you madman.

>>71036620
You say stop, but you posted a fang picture for me to defang...

shigs is today's watchalong skippable...

novelights is today's rissa plappable...

>>71036640
I'm protecting the image of my cat-wife. You wouldn't dare defang that picture, it's a classic.

>>71036717
Bit of a rush job because I'm hungry

>>71036871
That's an edited image, her teeth look like this.

>>71036662
No
>>71036713
As always.
>>71037049
I want to kiss those lips. And have them wrap around my cock Those fangs are gonna leave a mark

>>71038813
slower

Decent morning I guess.

It's kind of over.

depressing week(s)

oh man... I just gooned my little novelite brains out

>>71040139
I swear if it's not to Shiori, shigga...

I dreamt that I was in the class with IRyS. She invited the whole class to her birthday party except me. I didn't care one bit, it's whatever. Anyways, Shiori cute, can't wait till I dream of her.

>>71041189
I became lucid in my dream today, immediately decided I want poon so I went into a car and drove home - but I can't drive so my perspective was from the backseat while the car drove itself. Later I tried to conjure a woman in a weird room with nothing but a mattress inside (somehow that didn't scare me) but I couldn't really make one appear and I was only imagining a woman. Then suddenly one appeared with her throat already around my dick, she pulls it out and it's my sister. I don't feel weird though because Freud said it's normal to have that dream (it means you're a virgin who wants pussy but since you never had it, your brain inserts the woman closest to you, so your mom or sister), and also because she turned into an Asian skank almost right after. I started tongue kissing her (the asian bitch that is) and I almost came from kissing alone lol

>>71040139
I passed out gooning to the the Ai couple of hours ago. Definitely a Good morning

Suffering with depression together with my oshi. We will both get through this. One steppy at a time.

>>71027208
I want to lick shiori's witties

>>71042789
No hearts still, lazy bitch

Wouldn't it be funny if no membership stream next week because she's still traumatized from the last one.

What went so wrong?

>>71041425
Why can't you conjure a specific female? Seems weird. Now that I think about it, I've also never conjured a wanted vagina-haver. It seems to be pretty random, but it's usually some highschool gfs. Anyways, keep me posted.

>>71043635
Manipulating dreams is actually pretty hard.

>>71043694
not for a foreigner

>>71043694
Really? For me, I manifest my thoughts instantly, but the problem is that I can't think clearly. I get a sudden adrenaline rush so it's mostly either dick-sucking, fighting, drugs, weather changing or flying. Depends on the setting I find myself in. I would like to construct a long story in my dreams. Fulfil my fantasy and stuff like that. How is it for you?

I want to take Shiori out on a date to PONTY'S PIZZA! The best and only pizza joint in town!

We'll get through this, Shiori. Together. In sickness and in health. In cute and in sex. Dont't you worry your pretty little head.

On my commute I pass by a lottery joint and every time I mentally deduct 10% tax from the main pot to know what the winnings would be, even though I would never win and see that money because God hates me.
And when the pot is won and reverts to the default amount I'm bitter that someone is living my dream.

Bad morning

>>71046881
What's your dream, anon?

>>71047562
Winning the lottery. I want money without working.

>>71047634
And what would you do? Just NEET untill you die?

>>71047708
I'm sure I'd start programming or something. Maybe get into gamedev with a big financial safety net under me.

Has she said anything about some cultured moomingames?

>>71048065
said she'll ask for perms

>>71047812
I would just lay in bed for the next 5-10 years and NEET harder than anybody ever NEETed.

>>71048132
Solid. I hate existing a lot so I'd need to distract myself with something so I don't rope. Maybe I'd be one of these assholes traveling to third world shitholes to get laid.

>>71048098
Might be hard to get them as devs were just bunch of muuming kids for funsies

>>71047805
eroi

Lovely Shiorin~
https://files.catbox.moe/r9lymz.png

Whole Doomilaakson tarinoita watchalong would be nice and all could be in obe stream
https://doomilaakso.com/

>>71048167
Novelights travel to war-torn shitholes for cheap sex. Novelites travel to war-torn shitholes to explore the ruins of past civilizations.

>>71048346
CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>71048346
>pubes are black and white
Based and lore accurate

>>71041425
Did you make her fat?

>>71048676
I have caramel colored hair but my pubes are black

>>71048346
>>71048676
Why the fuck is that so hot...

>>71048917
Ew

>>71048917
Post pubes anon
>inb4 but I'm a boy
Did I fucking stutter

>>71049049
Seconding this, it's been a while since we posted a cock for Shiori.

>>71049049
>>71049492
>Shiori has been neglecting Shiggers so long they are turning gay for each other
Grim

>>71049722
You don't get it, it's all part of her mind game. She's trying to break our mental before she pounces and drags us to her library's sub-basement. It's working

I haven't been here since the debut month and this place was getting worse than /baubau/ is nowadays
Does Shiori still pretty gfe or parasocial?

>>71049722
The cock's not for me, it's for Shiori. There is no denying that she loves 'em. It's a way /shig/ shows their gratitude. A pic of cock here and there. Maybe some balls, too. Can you truly call yourself a real shigger if Shiori doesn't have your boy-parts saved on her hard drive?

>>71050036
Nice English, you're almost there.

>>71050097
I was on the phone while I was typing and didn't realize the typos so i'll ask again:
Is Shiori still pretty gfe or parasocial?

>>71050268
Yeah, she's pretty!

>>71050400
Nice, thanks Novelite, I'll check out her Frontiers streams one day

The prompt isn't one hour early, YOU LIED TO ME

>>71050562
Didn't DST start today? She said things would be an hour earlier last stream.

>>71050662
Maybe preset stuff shifts an hour later so it stays at the same time.

>>71050400
Pretty fucking fat!

Wait, Shiori is playing for /#/, too? Tune in, I guess.

I'll have AIsex.

Bed breaking sex in Brazil with Shiori

Shiopao

Laying in bed rotting away with Shiori

>>71051708
Shiori is fucking chinese

>>71052052
yeah and?

>>71052052
It's me, I'm Chinese.

>>71051334
She lost... again...

>>71052052
I'm the one fucking chinese. Shiori that is, of course.

>>71052921
ESLite....

>>71052052
Um... you're Chinese.

Shiobunny

Hapa babies with Shiori

eepy...

What if Shiori is actually black and was just wearing yellowface to throw us off her trail?

>>71053288
>chocolate factory

Accord Prompt

She really hates me

This feels like goodbye.

SEX (?) PROMPT

Memory loss is always a common thing in Shiori's prompts...

>>71053489
She's doing it to spite me specifically

>>71053489
It has an overarching story. Think of the lore, anon.

Shioburger

Anybody got an idea for this one?

>>71053739
Nope, I don't even know what she means by this one

>>71053793
It's like Tatami Galaxy, right? She said it's one of her favourite anime. Quick, write it in that style. I would but I don't remember a thing from that series except for pretty animations.

>>71053489
>>71053612
Yeah, it's interesting how she reference older prompts lately.

>>71053948
I only remember the MC talks like 5000 words per minute,.

>>71053948
>Tatami Galaxy
I never watched it...

>>71053489
Throwing Shiori down the stairs headfirst again to cause her memory loss!

So this one starts to explain everything, right? We're jumping universes every prompt and we can only remember minor details and Shiori?

>>71054016
Zeta...

>>71054119
And we fall in love with her in every universe. Even when she's our daughter

>>71054182
Even when she's a monster in a basement...

>>71054285
Turning that one into GFE? SURELY no one did that right?

>>71054382
Well, according to this prompt, all of the previous ones were GFE prompts. Turns out that every time you are about to kiss, timelines shift and you're back at square one. We've been wrong all this time. We have to break this bros. /shig/ Tatami Galaxy watchalong when?

>tatami galaxy
Come on guys, she's obviously inspired by Stay.

>>71053288
>Shiori is black
>I am black
WE ARE

>>71054903
Niggas in inkwell

>>71054883
>stay
Good one, anon.

The world is a cold unforgiving place
People will never forget your mistakes
They all remember the embarrassing things I said and did

I am the protagonists, this book sucks, its readers suck.

>>71055218
What do you mean? she literally made us read it in preparation for this.

>>71054903
NUMBER ONE HEY

I'm having trouble writing again...

>>71055633
This one is a hard one, don't worry

>>71055346
Has she been dropping clues all this time? What's the fucking eye thingy and how does it connect to all this? She said she'd explain it at a later date and I'm still waiting. Are Novelknight audios also part of this grand scheme? How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>71055693
Now you're overthinking it

>>71055741
>overthinking
I always liked to think

>>71055693
>How deep does the rabbit hole go?
One step deeper than you think you can reach

>>71055633
Don't worry anon. I am too. I watched like two video essays about Tatami Galaxy to get a gauge on what my response should be, but I'm retarded so I got nothing. Though, the show seems interesting, I think I'll give it a watch.

>Tatami Galaxy
The OP is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkH8ti1gakE

>>71056042
>12 years ago

>>71056095
it aired in 2010

>>71056095
>>71056138
Shiori is a hag

>>71056042
I liked Uchouten Kazoku more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrnD7R9ohRs

>>71053288
If shes black I want her to be my first nigger sex soni can bleach her.

>>71056302
>Sonic can bleach her
Wtf anon

Member's incoming.

>>71056384
I fat fingered in my excitement.

Also she is retweeting sexo

>>71053948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSJ-ufG2nB4
She wants to do this to me.

Tatami galaxy always felt like one of those anime for over dramatic college goers. I am glad that "genre" died out.

>>71056231
I liked this one until Nidaime was introduced. His feud with Benten humanized both of them in a pathetic way which rubbed me in the wrong way.

>>71056042
looks artsy fartsy

I will make Shiori the next dragonlord.

>>71056467
I liked how petty they were around each other, the afternoon nap scene is one of my favorites. Overall, it was a shame, since I liked her and Yasaburou, despite Kaisei being the obvious push.

hear me out, evil shiori would be absolute sex and I want to see a drawing of that

>>71056231
i liked this show quite a bit but i think there was something didn't like about how season 2 ultimately ended
ought to rewatch it sometime
goated ops though

What's the GFE option?

>>71056845
You would conquer the world for her.

This is the first time the options actually feels like OPTIONS and not the same thing but different

SHE REPOSTED SEX BUT CROP

>>71057276
Too bad the writer for the last part will ruin it

>>71057338
She's a coward. She wants to repost the uncropped part >>71048346 .

>>71057354
it doesn't matter, we just need for her to pick a random again

>>71057562
She already had the artist pick a random last time, this time she'll choose someone she loves.

>>71057616
Yeah, me.

>>71057338
>>71057555
I wonder what goes through Shiori's mind when she decides to repost sex instead of giving it a subtle like. Is it because of the pussy lips for this one?

>>71057616
What is with this cope? She said the artist had a say, not that she chose altogether. They'll likely choose together again.

>>71057805
It must be the pussy lips, they're practically bursting out.

>>71057946
The forbidden kiss

20 more clips I would be grateful if you could save from the brink

https://streamable.com/7dxsq6
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https://streamable.com/87p80h

hiya

>>71058267
no

>>71057946
It's the first thing my eyes went to kek

Was out of the Shioriloop for 1 year

Do I missed something important?

>>71058851
yeah, English lessons

>>71058851
Anon.. it's been 7 months.

>>71058851
She hates us now

I wuv Shiori and want her to sit naked on my face

whazzup

>>71058907
Last stream I watched was that weird UK game, with the parasites.
>>71058908
Thats just normal day 1 doomposting
>>71058894
>otaku talking about second languages...

Where's the missing VOD's streamable or gofile link? How can I prove I'm an actual member of her channel? Where did all the previous VOD gofile links go in the other threads?

these are chat-gpt posts:
>>71058851
>>71059038

>>71059080
We're not allowed to have it because someone will throw a hissyfit.

I have nothing else to do since Shiori isn't gonna stream today so I want to go to the gym but the roads are really bad...

>>71059091
Im real, have an OG shiorimeme

Are there any other places I can get it?

>>71059286
yes, unironically

>>71059080
kys

>>71059180
You're not allowed to have it because we're not spoonfeeding newfags. Go find it yourself retard.

>>71059080
For safe select novelites distribute it on DVD. Let's meet up in the bathroom of the McDonalds in Copenhagen, the one past the highway behind the Sankt Ansgars Kirke cathedral. Knock on the leftmost stall 6 times. The passphrase is "cinderblock".

Where?

>>71059380
>>71059320

>>71059080
Nah you just had to be there, too bad.

In Copenhagen.

>>71059347
>Copenhagen
Are you blonde and blue-eyed? Please go and fuck my w*fe

I've looked all over the internet for it. Idk where else to look.

The italians stole it.

>>71059481
Oh marone

>>71059481
No wonder she's so racist to Italians

>>71059347
Alternatively, come to the corner of 6th street by the light. Turn left and there's a Parking garage there. Go to the second floor and head to the East corner. There I will slap you and tell you to go fuck yourself.

>>71059481
Ay, Tone!

>>71059476
She doesn't want you to watch it anyways

>>71059481

>/shig/ owes me mengen VOD
Sometimes I am seriously baffled by how entitled dumb people get.

>>71059481
>>71059561
>You want compromise? How's this?
>I wanted a kiss from Shiori at the end of the last stream. But I compromised, I got a head nuzzle.
>I wanted a heart for the prompt I busted my ass off writing. I compromised. I got a like from a Novelite.
>You see where I'm going with this?

I just shaved. I love having a smooth face. Shiori would love it too. She'd enjoy stroking and smooching my razor sharp porcelain chin :) If you have a beard Shiorin fucking hates you

>>71059823
They really didn't spend enough time specifying how long Phil spent in the can

>>71059846
She would enjoy grabbing your pale and bony face, while threatening you to ruin it with her razor (she's in her ryona phase)

Im uploading it
Should be done in about an hour

>>71059965
please be dolphin porn

>>71059823
God, I love this shit. Are you the same one who wrote the Seinfeld one? I would like an update on that, that was hilarious.

i miss shiori

>>71059987
JERRY
THEY'RE FUCKING MY ASS JERRY

I come to the conclusion that things are as good as they were when I left.
so is just regular schitzo posting?

>>71059846
I have to shave everyday because my hairs grows too fast. Shiori would genuinely hate me. Shiori would make fun of my beard but then take it back and apologize profusely but I know she's lying.

>>71059987
No, I've only written the Sopranos ones. Never watched Seinfeld, that was before my time.

>>71060085
Every new day is worse than the last

>>71060085
Shut the fuck up or get out, nobody missed you.

I'm still having trouble with the prompt.

*hard knocking on the door; Jerry opens the door and sees George standing there depressed*
> She hates me
*Jerry stands by the side as George enters his apartment, quickly closing the door behind him*
> What's the matter, George?
> Didn't you watch the stream?
> Nah, I just woke up.
> It was horrible, Jerry. I want to end it all. My mouse hovered over the membership cancellation button.
> Well, what happened?
>I patiently sat in the pre-chat for 5 hours before the stream, observing the competition and waiting for Shiori to drop by. As soon as I saw the yellowed-out name in the comments, I typed "hi pre-chat", you know, not to sound desperate
>yeah, not to sound desperate
>It didn't matter at all, Jerry. She didn't notice me.
*George grabs the cushion and slams it into his face, screaming in agony*
> And that's not the worst part, Jerry.
> What happened after that, George?
*Jerry is suddenly shocked as he realises what George has done.*
>GEORGE! Did you drop an aka?
>worse. She laughed at Tim's yellow supa, so I chose the 50 gifted. I just wanted to be acknowledged.
> And what did she say?
>"Thanks for the gifts, Big G, be sure to spoil yourself*
*suddenly, Kramer bursts through the door, hinges broken thanks to the sheer tenacity of the entrance.*
>(singing and dancing) Have a good night, have a good night~
*Kramer opens the fridge, drinks the whole gallon of milk, and slams it on the table*
>WOW!! THAT WAS THE BEST STREAM I'VE EVER SEEN, JERRY!
> Get this, Jerry. Some schmuck gifted 50 mems, and now all 10 of my burner accounts are wyrms, Jerry! What a loser!
*George quietly lays on the bed, wallowing in tears*
*doorbell rings*
> Who is it?
>Elaine
>yup
*Elaine enters the apartment, puzzled at George's pitiful existence*
> What's the matter with him? Did he watch Nerissa's stream?

>>71060328
just wanted to get a quick rundown
why the hate?

manifesting

>>71060538
I am manifesting Fauna giving me a nursing handjob

>>71060464
Because I don't want to relive old shitposts to give you QRDs, go do your reps, you skipped some 600 pages.

>>71060538

>>71060658
Why are you being such a faggot?

>>71060608
What even is a nursing handjob exactly? Why do people always want one from Fauna specifically?

>>71060776
I think it's when you lay on her lap and get to suck a tit

>>71060776
>nursing handjob
You're lying in her lap sucking on her witties while she's giving you a handjob
>Fauna specifically?
mommy

>>71060776
I want one from Shiori

>>71060776
Are you a girl? Please post a picture of your boobies if that's the case.

>>71060821
>Fauna specifically?
>mommy
So is it kind of a hag/mommy-only thing? I can't imagine wanting to get a nursing handjob from some zoomer.

I've always liked the idea of Shiori tangenting while giving you a handjob, and eventually she'll be engrossed in the tangents that she forgets she's giving you a handjob and her hand will stop but then she remembers and picks up the pace quickly before slowing down again.

>>71060449
LMAO

>>71060891
She's too hectic for a nursing handjob. I want to lick Shiori's clam, if we're being honest.

>>71060969
Yeah, it's a mommy thing. Shiori could never (until I impregeganete her)

we already have HoloEU (Shiori is Serbian)

>>71061154
Shiori should stream picrel while blasting and singing along to Serbian nationalist music

>Fauna has smaller tits than her model suggests
>Shiori has smaller tits than her model suggests
they are?

>>71061508
both flat as fuck

>>71061508
unable to breastfeed my sons

>>71060538

>>71060979
hot

>>71061601
Since when has Fauna been mentally ill?

>>71061820
she's a chuuba

>>71061820
It's about the fanbases really.

>>71061865
Saplings aren't mentally ill. They have a few schizos here but at least they know not to bake when she isn't streaming.

>>71061862
she's way better mentally than the others I'll give you that

/HIRyS/ 6 : 0 /awat/

>>71061911
Shut the fuck up

>>71061911
very subtle kek

eepy

Anybody wants to bake?

My imoutowife has boobies now

>>71062350
she's acting distant, I remember when she used to be clingy and call me oniichan

Cuphead, Melatonin, Advent Collab, Bramble

>>71061043
her moans when

>>71062635

I love Shiorin~

We're all gonna make it

We're all going to hell

>>71063455
Yeah, me.