/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

My gemwife is special and I love her! And she loves me too!

biboo cute

Holy cringe kino

We're only 15 minutes into the movie and it feels like it's been an eternity. Also the sound mixing is atrocious.

Nerissa unironically likes this shit doesn't she, disgusting

Boop~

I stopped taking this seriously since the first scene. It's so ridiculous I'm even enjoying it now

You know, I was doubting the 6 person watchalong and I was expecting it to be WAY more chaotic and talking over each other. It's been pretty chill and actually entertaining commentary

>>70713098
Yeah. And while the movie is ass they're making the experience enjoyable.

HER EGGS CALL TO HIM
Nerissa is so based kek

T-they can't keep saying bau bau every time the werewolves show up...my mental image of the twins, nyoo...

>>70713098
>Everyone shitting on the movie
>Nerissa's embarrassing wiki-deep level knowledge of the franchise
Way better than expected

woman power fantasy

What the heck is this lmao

>>70713098
How do you even listen to all 6 of them and the movie at the same time
I haven't been at a group watchalong before so it's overwhelming

>>70713276
The female fantasy

>>70713229
>shirtless dude gank squad out of nowhere
just like in my japanese harem animes

>>70713335
Just ignore the movie and use their commentary to follow along

>>70713335
NTA but volume management. It doesn't mean I can hear everyone

inside of bella there are two wolves
literally
white woman

>>70713335
>the movie
There's your problem

>should I call her and then hang up?
this is living rent free in my head already

Is imprinting marking someone?
Did he pee on her?

Imagine writing horrible VtM fanfic and becoming a billionaire.

>>70713335
>and the movie at the same time
There's the issue

>>70713515
most british writers

Oh so this was a movie about racism all along? cool

SNIFFA

>the sparkly vampires actually count as undead
huh, feels like I haven't seen that in a while, no one wants their vamps to instajob to the power of god and anime instantly

10+ hungry vampires and a single human alone with all of them
What could go wrong?

And bella is being targeted because she smells good right?

lel bibou

>>70713851
wew nothing happened

I'm Switzerland

>>70713383
>>70713524
Yeah should just stick to 6 of them, I feel stupid trying to listen to the movie

Biboo cringing at every kiss scene kek

pebbles… your oshi…

>>70714153
She's a gem!

B R O

>>70714153
...is dying watching this movie? Yep.

I love racism.

Vampire weird al
lmao

>>70714279
kek

>>70713335
Movie low watchalong high. If you actually own the movie put on subtitles too

This is unnecessarily convoluted. Why didn't she cut her hand? What the fuck

>It looked like a man
>But was hard like stone
The strongest pebble...
>2 vamps soloed the entire werewolf tribe
Man, turning into a big bau bau has to be bottom of the barrel in monster powers

>>70714388
God dammit, I forgot subs were actually an option
Thank you

BIBOO IS A VAMPIRE
SHES BEEN TURNING US ALL ALONG

BIBOO VAMPIRE LORE

L O V E I T

She's so cute bros

BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD STONE!

Alright pebbles, you ready to give your blood to feet Biboo?

kimi wa warui ko na no

Am I retarded or does this movie make no sense, it's been 40 minutes and nothing has happened

> anon wants vampure Biboo
> Biboo says she's a vampire
The heck!? Is she /here/ !?

>Twilight Vampires are stone
>Vampires in Jojo are tied to a Stone mask and the Piller Men
>Biboo covered a song about eating people
It's all coming together.

>Biboo is a vampire

This explains so much... the natural semen demon...

>>70714611
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD STONE! CRINGE FOR THE CRINGELORD!

>>70714686
they turned 3 already shallow books into 5 movies

>>70714686
It's only been 30 minutes but it feels like forever and I don't know what's happening

>>70714686
one thing happened, a "trespasser" in wolf territory.

>>70714686
Basically the 500 year old vampire family is grooming the main chick.
The wolf people want to have sex with her and think vampire bad.
The other red eye vampires want to eat the main girl.

>>70714718
>Pillar Woman

>Sparkly
>Eternal loli
>Magic super powers
>LoveIts people and turns civilians into her underlings
Fine, I'll accept gem vampire Biboo

Biboo just puked.

>>70714829
would make part 2 even more interesting, a cat fight between lisa lisa and a pillar breeding goddess of fertility

BIBOO, CHOOSE ME

Jacob is kind of a bitch

>I dont love you
>no

down boy, bad

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PUNCH
THE
FUCKING
PUNCH

>>70714989
Main girl is a mega bitch. She was leading him the entire last movie and at the end went nope I like vampire dick more.

>literally breaks her hand punching the superhuman bau bau
>normal-ass ojisan's completely speechless reaction to this shit
holy kek

She's so radiant

>royce king
>he's not japanese
wow they held themselves back

>>70715272
SO FUCKING CUTE

SHES PEEKING

What kind of degenerate film is Biboo watching!?

>Biboo don't look
>30 seconds of rapidfire Biboo eyetwitching behind the emo hair
>I didn't look!
brat...

>they're not gonna show the violence? tsc, lame

Biboo literally said on stream she watched GoT plapping doggystyle scenes, why would they tell her to close her eyes

>>70715563
Baby roleplay

>>70715563
Shield herself from this awful movie

>>70715563
Maternal instincts towards the nearest cunny

Why did they put Biboo's stealth gameplay in the movie?

And now it's Sabbath ripoff. Holy shit this really is just VtM fanfic.

>>70715735
alright, made me chuckle

>>70715563
she said she "watched" as in she peeked just like this scene.

wait a minute thats scott's sister

>>70715757
All modern vampire media is VtM ripoff

Ojisan is indeed the best character, Biboo.

Based Mumei.

INSIDE YOU THERE'S TWO WOLVES

>we all have 2 wolves inside us
Uhhh nerissa?

>>70715757
Yes most vampire media are ripoff of vtm now
Nos best bloodline btw

>>70715757
Twilight was originally a My Chemical Romance fanfic that Stephanie Meyer wrote before changing the names.

I have two wolves inside me and they both want to plap Biboo

BIBOO'S SCENT

>>70716042
white woman moment

>>70716060
Bau...bau...

>>70716196
Thats the opposite
Thats two dogs I want to be in.

Biboo knows about the Discord groomers kek

DISCORD KITTEN LMAOOOOOOOO

Baby vampires!

DISCORD KITTEN OH MY GOD

>fighting newborns
How many babu Biboos could you take at once?

>>70716479
Four.

>>70716479
As many as I could kick

This music sucks

What a terrible song choice lmao

Smooch your enemy

The wolves likes to watch

>>70716722
This bitch is such a whore, no self respecting man would put up with this bullshit.

This movie series ruined vampires forever.

God, the cringe in this, are they supposed to be learning something from this?

Vampire cowboys...

I can't believe they talked about Jacob's IRL persona.

>>70716882
KEK

>>70716852
They already learned that vampires are made of stone and Biboo is a vampire

>>70716882
mods!

I'm impressed by both the quantity and lack of quality in fight scenes, thought a chick flick wouldn't even bother
>Normal-ass fight scenes played back at 2x speed
Can't tell if they didn't even have the budget for vampire power SFX or if they were just "normal dudes but kinda strong" in the original

So the other vampires are autistic but this dude has empathy?

it's impressive how they managed to make everything so creepy

spanish asmr wow

>>70717074
They each have an X-Men power

>Vampire can affect peoples emotions and is affected by them
>That's also Biboo's lore
Okay Biboo might actually be a Vampire, there are to many coincidences.

>>70717209
At this point you could say anything about the lore of this movie and I'd believe you.

THICC NECK

bib

>>70717165
I know, Bella freaks me out

>hey bro go get sweaty with my girlfriend

This is to ridiculous kek

>>70717303
It's true. Edward has telepathy, Sokka can manipulate emotion, Alice can see the future, El Fanny can project pain, and Bella is immune to all of them

I wonder how long it will take for this crappy movie series to get remakes.

My bro just suggested NTR

This is so cringe

>>70716840
>Bright pink memepire who jobs to a tractor
>Other half of her vamps have the most ridiculous YGO-tier hair and designs
>Legacy of /a/ sovietposting
Dunno if Shiki-chan should be throwing stones from her glass bourgeoisie houses

>>70717536
Flan SEX!

>>70717521
They could adapt the newer books from Edwards point of view

Sometimes, Nerissa? SOMETIMES? She has only one expression and it's "bitch face" kek

I wonder if biboo has had the talk...

When Jacob brings girls into the woods alone in the woods and sniffs them, he's "romantic" and "charming"
When I do it, it's "weird" and "need to be put on a list"
Make it make sense

This movie made 700 million $ on a budget of 68 million. With inflation it made almost a billion.

This scene is inflicting pain in my soul.

>>70717786
No need, we make love every night

>trying to give the sex talk about vampires
Ojisan is just doing his best...imagine how many STDs a serial blooddrinker is carrying...

>>70717786
Yeah, she said she will not play dark souls 2 again.

>>70717816
Are you a werewolf?

>>70717816
You're fat, old and ugly.

>>70717941
I am NOT old

Mumei resting her head on Nerissa's boobs.
It should've been me.

BIBOOO CLOSE YOUR EYES

>Dude just make me a fucking vampire I'm begging you for three fucking movies!

>>70718020
biboo just died

Biboo don't look!!!!!

Can I close my eyes too?

the kusogaki looked...correction is needed...

>shiori's eyes there
>pacifier
kek

Biboo is saving sex until after marriage. With me.

>>70718232
I posted this.

SHE SAID YES
ITS TIME TO BONE

Did he win? I started rooting for him, everyone else is retarded

>the vampire guy won
man, even if it's obvious, no self-respecting harem picks the winner until the end

>>70718394
how is the fruity sparkly vampire softboy the least terrible person in this movie

>>70718394
>everyone else
Everyone

>>70718394
I'd say yes if Bella wasn't an objectively horrible person.

I will never stop finding funny how werewolf boy is ALWAYS shirtless kek

Jacob the kinda nigga to go to the gym for a pump right before a date, then wear his tightest fitting polo

>>70718394
How can you call getting that wallflower cunt a win?

I thought vampires were afraid of the ocean or something?

>>70718742
>Jacob
>wearing a shirt

>>70718754
>>70718552
Winning is getting what you want, I guess.
>>70718790
Isn't part of the vampire myth that vampires can't move in flowing water?

I don't want to sparkle anymore guys. I'd rather be one of those boring grey river rocks instead.

>>70718790
The sparkle din't tick you off that the author is making shit up?

>>70718849
It was also part of vampire myth that they cannot see the sun and yet...

THE KEKTENT????

I AM HOTTER THAN YOU

Edwardbros...

>Vampires can breath underwater
>Can't jump or fly across the water somehow instead

> NTR
This movie has everything a 16 y/o white woman wants

reminder, Biboo HATES NTR

This is painful to watch my god

>>70718790
Have never heard that one. Only water related weakness I can think of is holy water.

>>70718394
I take it back, he lost so bad it's unbelievable

>>70718988
I think they can run across

the silence after Shiori said yobai

I really want to fix myself a sandwich, but I can't stop watching

>>70718790
In some legends they can't cross running water. It was never about ocean.

This is peak comedy.

BIBOO DOESN'T KNOW SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL!?!??!?!?!?!?

>>70719306
She's a zoomer bro

>>70719306
I don't blame her, the movies are like 20 years old

man I haven't seen such a laughably on the nose shitpost-tier ntr scene since the clone guy losing and having a melty in xenoblade 3

>the cuck tent
i fucking can't with this movie

>>70719296
I never thought I'd watch twilight with six anime girls and my /gem/bros and have a great time. This is KINO

>>70719011
Not after these girls are done with her

>>70719338
FUCK OFF I AM 18 YEARS OLD AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS. MY YOUNGER BROTHER KNOWS WHAT IT IS

>>70719338
Bro, Sharkboy and Lavagirl was around for zoomers

>>70719394
>I AM 18 YEARS OLD
Jesas...

THE SHIRTLESS DUDE AGAIN LMAO

>>70719554
Biboo just didn't have Cartoon Network, thats the only way this makes sense

>>70719394
>I AM 18 YEARS OLD
and you're here? you will 100% die alone

>>70719306
I vaguely remember it because of the goofy-ass title but in terms of kinojank meme movies of the time it was probably overshadowed by its Spy Kids brethren, especially since they got a whole-ass series and Danny Trejo

STAY!

What a hoe.

>STAY LIKE A DOG
holy god iofi

>>70719636
I'm here because you guys are funny

I hate this bitch so fucking much oh my god.

Biboo thinks Bella is a whore
She's a good girl who wouldn't do this.

>>70719620
>biboo was raised on Disney and Nickelodeon
would've been based 10 years ago

>WHY IS SHE SUCH A WHOORABLE person
Biboo...

WHAT A BITCH!

God Bella represents everything that's wrong with modern women

SEE YA LATER BITCH

this girl is an actual whore oh my god

>>70719751
she is

>I dont know what happened
WOMAN MOMENTO

>I love you more
Holy shit holy fucking SHIT

woman power fantasy is being able to cheat with no consequences

Literally knocked his block off

>>70719778
good thing biboo was incredibly disgusted with it

>>70719973
kek

I'm getting fucking whiplash holy kek
Is it even NTR anymore when the menhera prime in question has a 5-second memory and will just fuck whatever the last thing she sees is

>>70720000
>bella is so stupid NTR doesn't even register
>edward likes getting cucked
>jake will take his chances
This is wild

okay so why are these guys fighting?

>>70720107
new blood are unhinged and being controlled by a menhera vampire, the other vampires dont like it and the werewolves are like "yay we get to kill vampires this is fun"

>>70719959
and now you know why modern western women are trash

>>70720107
They want Bella because she tastes good, I think. But it was all so red head could have her revenge

when you got gaslit but a vampire lady and you know it but the pussy game wild

BAU BA-

THE FORESHADOWING

>Throws evil vampire into the tree
>Has to push it over to continue attacking her
War...war never changes...

this movie looks so fucking bad oh my god

MAN TITTIES

>>70719768
She didn't have nickelodeon either back then since she said she wasn't exposed to spongebob (didn't have the channel) I think she only had antenna TV and no cable providers

Damn, I had the movie at like half the volume of the girls and that scream still pierced my ears

First time watching Twilight. This is way worse than I thought. I just vaguely remember these being super popular like Harry Potter around the sameish time and figured they were at least somewhat to that level but aimed at girls. But this is just god awful. I guess I overestimated the standards of normie girls.

They're making this fun by shitting on it though.

>>70720751
Come on, if you're a pebble that shouldn't faze you

>>70720777
Women are stupid. That's why I'm exclusively attracted to rocks.

>>70720777
I haven't seen the movies but somehow read the books; it gets even worse

Kissing Biboo's tummy when she has tummy cramps to make her feel better..

>>70720777
First time too. The movie is awful, the girls are the only thing making this enjoyable.

I've gotta get this off my chest, every time I hear Iofi, I feel like I'm hearing Kiara

Nerissa is enjoying the NTR a bit too much

>>70720777
This is like isekai harem trash but for teenage girls.

I hate this bitch so much it's unreal

>>70721058
They sound nothing alike

>>70721155
I know right?
It's every now and then, I think its certain inflections that triggers it for me.

>>70721058
You might want to get your ears checked

>>70720777
To be fair, Harry Potter at least got hard carried by audiovisual direction and FX that run whole-ass theme park zones for it to this day, while this movie has virtually none of that
HP's teen romance is also pretty nonsensical in the books too if I recall, it just takes up way less time

So supposedly this is the worst Twilight movie?

>>70721234
It is

>>70721058
Fuck now I can't unhear it.

Nerissa...

NERISSA PLEASEEEEE

>>70721209
HP movies had over twice the budget. Nobody expected Twilight movies to get as popular as they did.

Rissa...

This movie is so FUCKING BORING

I have no issues with her being in hololive or anything but god I dislike nearly everything about Nerissa

>>70721058
She does sound like Kiara at times

>>70721359
>>70721346
>>70721384
wait what did she say?

>>70721058
Why would you say that, I had never heard that before!

ITS OVER YAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>70721401
True retarded GF experience.

that was bad, but I expected worse

The only thing I knew about twilight before this was the song Decode from Paramore, which is pretty good.

This was so much worse than Cats, by a lot.

>>70721421
Simping hard for the vampire.

>>70721401
You need to have a white woman girlfriend for 6 months to understand the appeal.

>>70721421
She would give her life to be a vampire with Edward Cullen

The cuck tent will haunt me in my dreams

>>70721131
>Retard dense MC
>Constantly getting caught two-timing and swapping between girls by the others in the harem
If the movie played it for laughs like the girls or your average isekai harem trash it would almost pass as just western isekaislop
The plot is somehow even more nonsensical than the laziest narou fanfic though, they could've just gone with comically evil bandit/slaver-tier vampires and it would've made more sense than whatever this was

Oh is that was she was talking about with the schedule earlier? I thought it was on mooms channel.

>>70721694
>The plot is somehow even more nonsensical than the laziest narou fanfic though

It's really not. Narou can get so much worse.

>>70721748
It was supposed to be but they changed it after Biboo released her schedule.

I'm split between regretting watching this and finding humor in the group commentary
It's so bad

>bigfoot is a big guy in the woods
Thanks, I really didn't knew that. Uh huh.

I enjoyed spending time with my gemwife and her friends watching shitty movies.

>>70721909
It was funny.

>>70721578
The quadruple/quintuple NTR chain and main girl breaking her arm punching out shark boi gave me a better laugh than most things in Cats once the shock value of those ugly neko bastards wore off
But I guess that may be an argument for it being worse

>>70721909
Having no context to anything (didn't watch first two movies) made it funnier

Cuck tent was peak cinema.

It was a fun time honestly.
I zoned out reading the Dune wiki trying to fathom how the fuck someone comes up with all that but yeah.

>>70721955
Same. I had a good time and I don't regret watching it. I never doubted Biboo and the girls would make this entertaining, though.

is biboo joining the other watchalongs? Things get really fucking weird from what I remember

As a vampire I feel incredibly offended by this movie.

>>70722135
no we gotta force her to watch sharkboy and lavagirl first

>>70722135
Yes, sat on nerissa's channel

>>70721909
Yeah it certainly is the weakest movie, first one had a comfy low budget feel to it and the second wasn't making the love triangle so awkward

>>70721909
It was funny, I found myself surprised invested to see how much of a whore Bella was

I did it...I survived an American Tsukihime...
The sfx and fucking cuck tent was way worse than I was expecting even for a teenage chick flick but it's probably better that it was comically bad at least...

>>70722315
Previous movie was definitely funnier.

Biboo cute. Biboo sexy. Biboo love.
See you tomorrow pebbles.

baker clocking out, someone pick up the slack please~

Is iofi like kaela where its mostly EN? She seemed nice. Havent really watched her before besides the odd collabs.

Biboo read my messages during the watchalong. I am her most favorite pebble. She loves me the most.

So is Biboo now officially a Twilight vampire?

Its insane how much I cringed at this movie actually. Made worse by how I could see modern women acting like this.
Glad that Biboo knows what a whore is and avoids it.

>>70722784
>sparkles
>loves drinking blood
>Extra violent
She might be...

>>70722796
This is a series for high school low IQ bitches who think entire world should revolve around them.

>>70722779
lucky, I think biboo personally avoids my messages

>>70722084
Yeah I didn't watch the other two either, only joined in cause I thought maybe it would've been funny enough with bijou there
>>70722362
Kinda same but mostly as a "how low can she go", and apparently REALLY low
>>70722315
Didn't watch, I was on the fence about it being funny enough but apparently I've tuned into the worst one? Made me cringe a lot for sure

>>70722784
Nah, still closer to your median blonde lolibaba vampire
Obvious bodytype aside, most of those are immune to sun too, and have way more chuuni powerlevel bullshit and bloodthirst going on for them that she'd want
>But sparkly
Anime vampires grow mysterious rays of light too, just watch the non-BD beach episodes

>>70722719
she's a homo collaber

>>70723088
>vampire
>beach

>>70722912
3 of the girls watching are exactly that

>>70723294
4*

>>70723294
Just one and she grew out of this years ago.

https://youtu.be/1fjdVb_vRCA?t=6268
heh

>>70723560
sure anon, sure

>>70723706
Kek. Biboo was a fucking treasure during this

>>70723706
>SHES SUCH A WHORE...ible person

>Biboo hates whores
>I hate whores
WE ARE

>>70723905
the way you guys were talking about it made me think she really dragged it out to make it clear lmfao

Still imaging Biboo in an oversized hoodie and nothing else...

>>70716196
>>70716060
Futamoco

Biboo climbing on top of me wearing nothing but her oversized hoodie...

>>70723905
>>70724280
Whore? Me?!

>>70726117
Yes bella, you're a whore