/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Well, I was hoping to get some Gura info from Kiara but she wasn't going to Japan, she went to Ina's house. Now we gotta wait even longer until she gets to Japan with Gura.

She is my actual wife and you can't prove me wrong.

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

I just pinned her down, now what?

Havent been here since she came back from her 200th ghosting arc
How is the "WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK" holding up bros? Did the yesbuds finally win?

>>70582638
blow raspberriees on her tummy

>>70582638
Do the spit trick where you drip your spit above her face and then suck it back up right before it lands. I do this to my dog when he acts up. Fixes his attitude problem real quick.

>>70582691
We're just chilling. I think most of us with pattern recognition knew there'd be slowdown as the jp trip grew closer.

>>70581909
>Wrong punctuation
Nope. Two independent clauses means you need either a period or a semicolon.
>Misused punctuation
It was the best that could be done with your retarded, awkward sentence structure. It was better than having no punctuation, which you clearly do not know how to use.
>Esl
The only one here who's ESL is the one that thought writing "which 9/10 is bigger" is acceptable in any capacity.
>Missing punctuation and changing the context. That was present tense for a reason
Your mismatched temporal structure notwithstanding (and mine as well actually, it should have been "couldn't"), you needed punctuation after retard.
>Missing the word “the,” technically punctuation to
This is your writing, faggot. What are you talking about, lol? Sure, I missed correcting a few of YOUR errors. But I'm not the one who made them in the first place, retard.

>Wrong
Now here's the part where you get to be made fun of like the stupid ESL monkey you are.
Of all your mistakes last thread, your most egregious (beyond the grammatical ones), were the incorrect forms of words that you clearly do not understand.
These were all mistakes you made last thread, so I suggest you learn the following:
anyway vs. any way
onto vs. on to
company's vs. companies
their vs. there vs. they're
your vs. you're

I think she might be the cutest girl the universe ever created. I will marry her.

>>70582401
Gura isn't in Japan. She hasn't even left yet.

Is it true they named an entire country off a ham borgar?

>>70583093
no, just the city.

>>70583069
No shit retard. That's why I said we gotta wait even longer. Tard

>>70583093
You're thinking of the country named after a luncheon meat, Turkey.

i miss gura

i hope she is okay

She's doing her best, please try and be patient with her. Really.

>>70583433
I am patient. But you don't know if she's doing her best. I remember back when she tried.
I don't think two weeks without a stream and nearly two weeks without any communication whatsoever is her best at all.

>>70582638
Read her a bedtime story.
>>70582872
You're a monster.
>>70582983
Can (You) and the other (You) give it a fucking rest already? Jesus.

I like to imagine how big my dick would look being held by this tiny hand. Perspective sure is fun.

>>70582638
rape

>>70583684
This is what happens when you're dealing with someone this anxious and introverted. You should know. She's trying. Just don't go full menhera.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>70584926
Would you read this post though? It was hand delivered by Gura.

>>70584107
She went to Japan at least three times last year without issue. And she was sick with whatever illness she had at the time and still managed to stream from Japan by herself.
She's shown she's perfectly capable of going to Japan in less than a few days after a stream, but this time it's weeks because of anxiety? It doesn't make sense. It just doesn't make any sense at all.
I think you only believe what you want to believe.

It's because she has a lot more responsibility this year. She can't just worry about herself anymore. This is going to be the first time she's away from it for this long.

She's probably depressed. When I'm depressed I try to hype myself up to do shit but I end up only doing the bare minimum to stay alive until I snap out of it again.

>>70585002
Read what you want to read, believe what you want to believe, but go to bed

She's probably trying to arrange for her parents to take her place for a couple weeks while she's away in Japan. It's been long enough now to where that should be okay. But the thought of being away from it for that long is giving her horrible anxiety. Any woman in her position would feel that way.

>>70582638
start licking her sensitive teeny tiny belly button, making her writhe and squeal happily.

Also blaming myself and not her for the fact she had now accidentally pissed all over me and the mattress

>>70585324
Yes, Gura does get anxious when she's away from my "jumbo shrimp" as she calls it. But unfortunately, I'm not interested in her parents taking her place. It's for Gura only.

>>70585246
That sounds like the terrible existence of a schizophrenic, coping about the world he observes not being to his liking. He invents scenarios in his head where the person he loves feels the same in turn, though anyone can see the opposite is true.
You aren't my mom.

I should have gone to bed an hour ago.

>>70585841
It's fine. Just sleep and everything will be okay when you wake up.

I love her

>>70582490
SNIFFFFF

I prefer cute threads

>>70587573
M RT

>>70588684
This but horny thread

I want shark mommy to put me to bed...

I fucking hate spending 500 yen just to see Gura getting blacked. But don't worry, I did my part.

>>70590298
post the art

>>70590635
https://litter.catbox.moe/og4t1d.jpg

>>70590298
>paying to see your wife get fucked by other men
I feel like there is a word for that.

MY wife

>>70591469
I'll always support an artist who draws Gura but not if it's like this
https://litter.catbox.moe/gi2l7j.jpg
Worst part is that this artist is a woman so now I'm double disgusted

>>70582882
>I think most of us knew there'd be slowdown as the jp trip grew closer.
Lol.

I find it funny you can pay someone five bucks to see her get fucked but no one seems to offer some classic schoolgirl pantyshots. Like all the artists had a convocation and agreed only to do this tease stuff forever. Don't get me wrong I like the tease stuff, but I also like actual pantsu

What are you retards arguing about today

>>70593888
Okay, I'll goom

>>70593888
fucking smug brat...

Sex with a fembud.

>>70587573
M

>>70587573
M RT

>>70587573
M+RT

>>70595675
*touch*
*touch*

Miku day stream soon I can feel it

This thread is very lewd and my pants are now tight
I blame all of you

I have now goomed to this
I hope you're all proud of yourselves

https://litter.catbox.moe/xuytrl.png

>>70597577
Lewder than I prefer, but I like it with the bottom cut off

>>70597816
Her expression while looking back though...

>>70597980
It's a good piece and I do fantasize about pleasuring her, but I've never gotten much out of depictions of it. Dunno why. Just the female form for me please.

I don't care about pleasuring Gura. I just want to use her body for my own pleasure while completely disregarding her wants T u T

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Day 15! Give it up for day 15!

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>70583684
>>70585002
>>70585841
Then ask Gura why she didn't stream for over two weeks for seemingly no legitmate reason when she gets back.

>I don't wanna do it
>But the money is so sweet
>But like, I don't wanna put in any effort at all
>Holy shit they still love me hahaha

I will never stop loving this woman child.

>>70597577
Not found

Overnight millionaires because of crypto is happening again. And I should be part of that I’m so depressed but my wallet was banned everything is gone. I need a vod where I can enjoy Gura being terrified. Is poppy now the best or should I go back to outlast? Maybe mortuary assistant?

>>70603266
Don't worry too much about it chumbie. Every shitcoin I prematurely sold eventually pumped 1000 times over.

>>70603266
People still do crypto? Man, that has to be the biggest legal scam ever.

>>70604001
I don't get the point of crypto when ecrypted dollar transactions exist

>>70601062
samen

>>70601629
Explain

>>70604440
Put an actual Gura live (not that scuffed aberration) on primetime JST on a weekend, properly advertise it like it's done for other talents and you'll get 150k easily.

Thanks for saving me $170 on streaming tickets for holofes, Gura. You were the reason I started paying for hololive concerts, but because you don't care about streaming or spending time with us, I lost all interest in supporting the concert or even watching it. This will be the first time I don't watch it and the first concert your in that I skip.

>>70604615
Most of Gura's fans are in America though

>>70604440

>>70604746
Be sure to tell Gura that.

>>70604440
Watch this Pekora 3D live get less VOD views than Guras Poppy 3 stream lmao

>>70604924
Ironic
Chumbuds were the worst numberfags especially just after Gura debuted

>>70604770
And they will wake up at whatever time to watch her. JPs won't make the effort but will tune in for cunny shark if it's convenient enough,

>>70604995
kys numbernigger there is a containment thread for you on this board so go back there

>>70604995
>Chumbuds

>>70604995
>especially just after Gura debuted
still seething? Chumbuds don't care about numbers because Gura doesn't.

>>70604995
kek you still butthurt that gura got multiple million sub milestones before any JP and made history?

>>70605116
NTA, but I care about one number: her streaming hours.

>>70604934
I wish someone actually had the balls to do it.

>>70605227
Then do it yourself.

>>70605209
Yeah, on me

>>70605209
If you care so much, then do something about it. At least the people who care about her sub count got her to acknowledge it and celebrate it, you people harping on Gura's low stream hours have done nothing.

>>70604934
>>70605227
Why? What's the point? She wouldn't care at all. She wouldn't even read it. I don't mean anything to her.
It would just invite hate from others.

>>70605637
Can you fuck off already?

>>70604746
Anon if you're losing interest in the concert all because Gura said she was too busy preparing for said concert, you got no one but yourself to blame.

And to make the day even worse, now Raden is collabing with males. I really liked her. Damn.

>>70604746
What kind of retard pays for stream tickets?

i do wonder who will help her on japan this time.

i've fucking had it with her. the worst part is that the "returns" show she understands what people want

a tweet here, likes and rts, a stream or two a week. and then she's primes you for accepting some sort of normality and effort from her and follows it up with a vanish

it always gets worse too. can't believe she was acting like she was back and then pulls this shit. she can't fucking wait to have to record a single line for a concert to use that as an excuse to disappear for months

>>70605637
>What the point waaa
>Muh heckin hate waaa
You're genuinely pathetic.

>>70606099
eslchama...

>>70604102
It’s essentially become next generations version of precious metals good place to hold your money. Some people also use it as stock options

>>70604001
Biggest legal scam ever is NFTs and it’s not even close

>>70605747
This is why schizos never leave you keep giving them (you)s

>>70606260
Metal is metal though, one single EMP and your crypto is fucked.

>still not in Japan
So it's
>2 weeks of preptime to travel to japan
>2 weeks of recording, too busy to stream
>2 weeks recovery after travelling back
Afterwards it's back to 6 streams a month until Splash Party 2 when the concert loop begins anew.

>>70605747
>all because Gura said she was too busy preparing for said concert
She's not. And she's not too busy that she can't tweet or talk to us at all for two weeks. She was supposed to be back from her break, but she disappeared again, like always. She hasn't even liked anything on twitter for 11 days. She's not doing anything related to hololive these past two weeks. That much is obvious.
>>70605817
A retard that loves his oshi, believed in her, and wanted to support her dream.

>>70606771
You spend a lot of time looping your narrator anon. Bait threads not working out?

>>70607050
Stop typing anon and post more images

>>70606431
Unless you’re mining it yourself that emp would have to hit the whole country to destroy it. And if it’s that strong money should be the last thing on your mind. Which is why learning to make a fire should be taught in schools

>>70606211
That isn't esl you retard. Using those excuses makes you pathetic.

>>70606771
You can literally just ask her what she did these two weeks yourself when she gets back, but you're apparently too much of a sperg to do something so simple.

>>70607318
I'm not even the anon you initially responded to, I just thought it was funny.

>>70607050
>>70607390

>>70607390
>implying she would actually remember, and give more than a vague answer when she comes back next month

>>70607390
>You can literally just ask her
haha
hahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70607602
Getting her to address it is still more produce than your whining and theory crafting.
>>70607846
Thanks for reaffirming that you're a sperg.

What’s with the samefagging?

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

Is he gonna do this every late winter/early spring?

I see /ggg/ has returned to normal.

And by normal I mean shitposting.

>>70608226
She's been doing it nearly every month for 2 years? Will we ever get a normal 5 stream week again?

>>70608226
yes, she will, and every summer now too :3

Makes sense the schizo couldn't understand I was talking about them.

>>70607920
I'm a new IP, retard
>>70609060
Every time I come to this thread, somebody is shitting themselves (expected), and somebody else is making unquoted comments like
>oh hey look the schizo is here again guys look I'm acknowledging the schizo but not directly
I hope it's not always you.

>>70609153

Check this out though!

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

anyone have that Gura MMD on youtube where she dances naked or did it finally get deleted?

>>70607050
>Gabby poster
Yikes!

>yikes

If Gura doesn't truly see herself as a streamer, she doesn't have to stream again because she's not a streamer. She's something else now.

>>70610258
A stage idol.

>>70609876
gabby is gura dumbud

>>70609175
yo man is this >>70610157 you again?

>>70609175
Spamming HAHA like that is actual subhuman behavior. Being a new IP doesn't change that.

>>70610258
Gura literally refers to herself as a streamer. If you don't think that's the case then take it up with her.

FEEEEEET

>>70610769

>>70610631
Im a new ip thats browsing the catalog and your the subhuman. Sorce: because i said so.

>>70610968
Im literally browsing the catalog and didnt notice this was the gura thread. Keep posting feet pls thnx i got a couple from the ither times i skimmed thru here

Goob morning retards

don't mind me, I'm just taking care of my schizoid wife.

why are dehydrated veggies so expensive I just want cheap stuff to throw in my ramen

I slept all day
Feels good

>>70610769
>>70610830
One believes she sucks toes the other things she likes them to get sucked

>>70611668
she likes both dumbud

>>70611420
Good call chumbie. Im gonna buy some ramen today

>>70610769
that mysterious goo? my cum

>>70611420
I guess you'll have to dehydrate them yourself :3

>>70611983
it's lotion. cum is supposed to be white btw

Why do people want me to hate my daughterwife?
It's been years and nothing has ever made me stop loving her. In fact my love only grows stronger.

>>70612011
like hell I will. the whole point of buying things is to avoid doing work. I'll stick with my frozen veggies that I can just pop out of the freezer and nuke for a bit

>>70612154
That’s probably healthier. I imagine they gotta dump a whole bunch of preservatives in those dehydrated veggies to keep them from spoiling.

I have a flight tomorrow. Gonna try to meet some fembuds

I woke up today and realized it's already March.
Time is crazy, dude.

Why do people want to meet fembuds? They are as straight as a guy watching holostars.

>>70612715
Gura's a bit of a fag too, but I'm still going to marry her.

>>70612715
I will straighten them with my dick

Why does my daughterwife beat me so frequently?...

I need something to goom to

>>70612856
God my insecure daughterwife is so cute...

>>70612230
I can't eat them with ramen (easily) which decreases the amount of vegetables I eat in general though

>>70612885
>>70610769

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116636130

>>70613347
yeah me

>>70613463
I love chumming in your ass, Gura T u T

>>70613347
Man, I'm too lazy to log back into my pixiv account...

>>70613855
Here you go
https://litter.catbox.moe/1xtgxm.png

Where do I find fembuds so I can start my chumfamily?

>>70614202
holofes

>>70614202
I can be your fembud

>>70614467
Alright fembud, I'm gunna need you to put on this Gooba costume and say A.

>>70614467
Ok but if your dick is bigger than mine then it’s no deal.

>Finally "comes back" from the utter disappointment that was 2023 for Gura
>Only returns for Febuary to stream le flavor of the month games Palworld/Poppy's Playtime
>Actually does Valentine's and karaoke stream
>Dips until August
>Shrimps continue to cope about how she's back
lmao

>>70614607
how big are we talking about?

>>70614794
I’ve got a 5x5 hose

>>70614788
I won't get feisty yet. If she doesn't come back a week after holofest then I will become feisty unless she communicates

>>70614788
Don't bother, anon. Most chumbies are comfy.

>The chumbuds miss their oshi so much they’ve begun fucking each other again.
G R I M

Will Gura do another ASMR for White Day?

>>70615120
These fags need to go back to their small corpos

>>70615120
I can fuck you too if you want.

>>70614788
Gura at least has Holofes as somewhat of an excuse, despite most of the rest of EN still streaming, so probably wait at least a few weeks until after fes before getting too roundy

>>70614953
sounds good

>>70612672
We're getting old, chumbie.

remember when I said I would only goom when there's a stream? yeah, that was a mistake...

>>70615377
If you goom now there's gonna be a stream that's for sure

>>70615377
Just goom when you need to goom. Perms be damned.

>>70615446
YOU CANT DISREGARD GOOM PERMS. YOU WILL REGRET THIS

>>70615498
What are you gonna do? Cast a spell that makes me poop?

>>70615573

>He doesn't know about the cheeky chum
It's healthy.

>>70615355
I have yet to actually accept this. I still feel so unfulfilled.

>>70607390
>>70607579

>>70605637

>>70607050
you can still support her dream, you just have to accept that she doesn't want you to be part of it.

>>70616101
Same. Covid ruined everything.

Leave doomers. You will never understand my daughterwife like I do.

>>70617079
I thought lockdowns were pretty fun.
You know that weird feeling you get when your class goes on a field trip? Lockdowns had that energy, but for like 2 years lol.

I miss Covid.Gura used to stream instead of doing this weeb shit her fans don't care about

I thought covid was pretty cool. It was nice not having to be close to people.

>>70617322
I liked hearing how people were struggling with ways to cope with isolation, while it was just like any normal day to me. Very surreal

>>70617426
Kek, same.

https://youtu.be/1GsyD8fGAws
I think about Gura when I listen to this on repeat.

So what are the chumbies doing tonight?

>>70618182
Watching a TV show for once and debating what to do about dinner.

>>70618182
I dunno. I'm bored.

>>70618182
Skipped work today because I slept in so late.
Working up motivation to do chores so today isn’t completely wasted. Been struggling for 3 hours now. Not looking good.

>>70618388
Ya know, I can't remember the last time I watched a TV show. Gura's been watching stuff like Breaking Bad lately too.
I should watch more things as well.

>>70618640

>>70618182
Trying to work up the motivation to get out of bed and shower. It’s been a week, I think.

>>70618182
Playing osrs

>>70618182
trying to decide whether I buckle down and grind in relink or grab helldivers to play with my boys before they get bored of it in a month

>>70618640
>>70618879
Hang in there Gura, I mean chumbie. We've all been there.
It will be daijoubu.

>>70618879
How do you not shower in a week? my hair feels disgusting after 1 day

My Gura swimsuit acrylic stand is finally here and my Fauna hat too

>>70619160
it's a neet depression thing, I was at that point once, nowadays I feel like shit if I don't shower daily

>>70618763
I mainly end up watching youtube documentaries or anime instead of live action shows. I want to do more watchalongs of basically anything with Gura

I have to shower first thing when I get out of bed or else it doesn't feel like my day has begun. It doesn't even matter if I don't have anything to do or places to be.

>>70619342
daily is way too often cut that down to every other day

>>70618182
Im reading slow life isekai manga, might nap soon

>>70619468
so close to a perfect angle

>>70619468
Yes I instantly found her and tried to take a peek under her skirt. I'm not a pervert.

>>70619160
Everyone produces a different amount of oil than other people which could make them feel the need to shower less or more often, also the more often you shampoo the more oil your body produces to compensate.

>>70616942
This is probably the most somber but realistic comment I've seen about Gura on this site.

Gura is a Vocaloid.

Some don't like it, but she and chumbies are together forever.

>>70619806
ok

>>70620041
I hear her voice in most of the posts on this webzone. She exists in all of us. Which is why I have such a strong urge to protect all my chumbies, not matter the cost.

>>70620041
I don't think she needs us anymore. These absences show that.

>>70616942
>>70619806
She literally just asked us to be a part of it by putting our vocals on her song, but okay.

>>70620235
How have you been cripple?

>>70618182
why are you guys always asking what im doing im with my wife gawr gura

I'm almost starting to believe that not everyone here actually watches streams and listens to her words or reads what she writes.

Would you guys rather marry Gura but only have vanilla sex with her forever?
Or have Gura as a fuckbuddy you can call anytime and she's down for anything, but she never wants to hang out with you for anything else?

>>70620768
what streams

>>70620824
There's no downsides to the first option

>>70620824
Marry, that's not even a hard question.

>>70616659
>I'm too much of a coward to say anything where it actually matters
If that's your position, then don't be surprised that it doesn't get addressed.

When Gura's not streaming, it's because she's going through hard times, and she can't force herself to fake a good mood for her fans, and she doesn't want to bring them down and make them worry by streaming in a bad/depressed mood. When she's not tweeting, it's because there's no good news, and she doesn't want you to concernpost over it. And once she already is in that funk where she can't bring herself to stream or tweet much, she avoids ANY activity at all because it just reminds her of the whole situation and makes her more sad and more anxious and ties her little stomach up in knots. It becomes a vicious cycle of avoidance. It doesn't matter how easy you think it is for her to communicate - she has weighed the pros and cons and realized that it isn't worth it, because it will only make things worse. She's embarrassed and sad. She has serious health issues that she will not disclose. Read between the lines.

All the angry posts about how Gura doesn't care about you and is just being a lazy whore counting her money and ignoring the fans, gallivanting off to have fun, these are mostly antis, but there's the possibility some of you are actual fans who are not too bright and have been convinced this narrative is reality, and you need to stop because Gura 100% definitely is /here/ once in awhile, she occasionally reads your shitty fucking posts, and it just makes her feel even worse. Just chill out and be patient with her. If you need to, go rewatch old streams from the archive. There are so many at this point, even if you're one of the rare superfans with infinite free time that has caught every single livestream ever, you've definitely forgotten most of them, it'll be like new Gura content all over again. There's an unbelievable number of hours of just minecraft alone that's basically shork girl zatsudan. Use that to fill the time until she can come back.

Enough with the doomposting.

>>70620824
>Would you guys rather marry Gura but only have vanilla sex with her forever?
This? Was this supposed to be a difficult choice?

>>70620768
When someone says one thing and then does something else, and then repeats that for years, it means they weren't ever sincere about the thing they said.

>>70621015
That's a lot of words that I won't read most of.
But I know she's a good girl and has been trying her best, not just for herself, but for us.

>>70620824
I just want to spend my life with her.

>>70620903
>>70620913
>>70621017
I feel like some goombuds might have a harder time on it, maybe I should have added a cooldown on option 1 though, like twice a month or something.

>>70621393
The opinions of cumbuds don't matter

>>70621428
Gura disagrees.

>>70621393

>>70621468
retard

>>70621503
That's you!

>>70621241
I say a lot of things that I really mean too, but things don't always work out as planned.
Why haven't you learned to be patient with my anxious daughterwife yet?

>>70620824
On a wholesome level, the first option is clearly superior.
But if we want to get into lewd specifics, when it's a girl Gura's size, a "legal loli" if you will, you don't even need anything but vanilla. Petite adult womanchild cunny is just that good - I know from experience. So from that perspective the first option is even more superior.
Gura whispering sweet soft romantic things in my ear during slow missionary position would probably be a worth a thousand times all of the kinky wild sex in the entire world with any other girl.

>>70591395
>>70591794
>>70597577
I missed them, plz repost.

>>70619468
I can’t find 2 members but more importantly how is holox the only full gen in there

Child

>>70621393
>>70621428
Hey I can get really horny for her and hornypost, but that's only because I love this girl so much.
I don't get into that more kinky shit like the ryona guy. I don't like him.
My daughterwife needs to be protected.

>>70620768
They don’t it’s why I don’t spoon feed. Couple of casuals slip through the cracks but it still makes catching the schizos easier

>>70622138
That's not the same. Cumbuds don't care about Gura, they only view her as an object, not a person. That's why nothing they say in relation to her matters. The same goes for people that switch to other streamers while she's gone, what they think is irrelevant as well.

>>70620824
Is vanilla sex only missionary or can I fuck her from behind as well?

>>70622138
To be fair to the ryona guy, I think Gura herself probably gets off on that stuff sometimes. It's a very popular fetish with girls.

>>70622134
Finished version when? I need it.

>>70618182
I need to find work.

>>70622288
Cumbuds are all that remains, everyone else was disloyal and abandoned Gura.

>>70622337
Only missionary. No dirty talk or anything.

>>70622457
oh nyo! but marrying gura definitely seems worth.

>>70622366
She has a lot of things she's "into" that she wouldn't want to actually experience.

>>70622550
Well duh it's a fantasy, I don't even think the ryona anon wants to ACTUALLY do it.

>>70622457
Unrealistic, since Gura has proven herself capable of dirty talk.

>>70620983
There's no point. Nothing will ever improve no matter what I or anyone else says or wants. She's made that clear time and time again. I've accepted that now.
Gura doesn't feel the same way about her fans as we do about her, and I don't think she ever will. We just aren't people that she wants to see every day, or even every other day.
She doesn't want to tell stories or include us in her life. She doesn't find comfort in being around fans that love her. She doesn't want to rely on us for emotional support. She doesn't need or want her fans to be there for her. She doesn't feel sad if someone leaves. We're just random names scrolling by and nothing more.
I just hope that she's happy without us when she's away.

>>70622393
idk, he's working on a whole doujin, hopefully with lots of sex.

>>70622819
Off model face, ruined

>>70622651
Well no, probably not. But I think he knows that it upsets people like me when people say bad things about her and he's right.

>>70622579
GURA WATCH OUT FOR THE ORCA!! NOOOOO!!!

Gura is just like me in many ways. I love this little shark.

>>70622786
So now what, weakbud? You gonna leave? You're going to give up on her?

>>70621015
I can't watch old streams because I break down after being reminded that the best times are in the past and seeing how differently she spoke to us back then now makes me feel completely alone.

>>70620824
I will absolutely choose to marry her

>>70622423
Looking for work is so painful. I wish you luck and job interviews that aren't totally awkward.

I've been thinking abut gooba breath today

>>70622423
same desu it sucks having no skills or interests

Crocs merch when?

Is Gura gooming listening to Fauna's crocs?

Make sure to follow Gura on Twitch!

https://www.twitch.tv/gawrgura

>>70623790
I already have when she made her account

>>70623790
Thanks for the heads up mane-san

Yo mama is such an anti, she thinks Gura’s first name is actually Gawr.
please wheeze

>>70623997

Get a forklift license, buds.
You become a very valuable worker if you know how to drive a lift.
I don't think the meme is a joke, ladies have been looking at me differently since I became forklift certified. No really.

>>70623980
*WHEEEEEEZE*

>>70624061
Can second this. I'm a software engineer with a currently active forklift license. Actually comes in handy sometimes, though my days of being out on the floor are largely over.

>>70624061
that means you earn a lot of money right?

>>70624021
Hololive needs to get that crocs collab asap

japanesis are getting the 1/7 goob figure today

>>70624221
"a lot" no. But more than the typical line worker that works harder than me. I'll never go back to that...

>>70624323
1, 2, 7?
What about 4, 5, 6?

>>70622871
I think it's fine.

>>70624061
Is getting the forklift certification enough to get me a job? I need a backup plan if my current plan falls apart

>>70623980
*WHEEEEEZE*

Why does youtube recommend me videos with like 200 views that have nothing to do with anything else I've ever watched?

>>70623138
I don't know. I oftentimes find myself wishing I could go back in time 4 years and tell myself to never fall in love with her. And you can't feel that way about people you love. You just can't.

>>70624542
nta. In my area I need a forklift certification to even start an apprenticeship as a warehouse clerk, and for that I need a regular drivers license, which I can't afford currently...
I also think I might just kms by driving into a tree, if I got behind a steering wheel

>>70624819
Sometimes I get stream vods recommended from vtubers that have like 12 subscribers and the vods have less than 10 views. I don't even watch any vtuber outside of hololive so I have no clue why they show up for me.

>>70624939
>fembud """prime""" hasn't seen tremors

>>70624061
Forklifts are notoriously dangerous and there are so many videos of horrible, excruciating, and gory accidents.
Stay safe, warehousebud.

>>70624819
Algo is trying to push up and comers to generate new creators for a new audience. Helps stabilize the security of the platform by spreading out the risk. Basic shit you literally learn in 1st grade, retard.

>>70624542
What's your current plan even?
You could always lie on your resume. It seems to work for a lot of people. Fake it until you make it.
I've seen a couple dudes get hired in shipping because they said they had experience with a lift. They didn't, they ultimately got fired because they fucked up too many times.
Actually I got my license through the company I was already working at. I'm sorry, I don't know where you might try and get one.

>>70625009
I wouldn't expected Okayu to have seen it being Japanese and all.

>>70621015
>When Gura's not streaming, it's because she's going through hard times
>All the angry posts about how Gura doesn't care about you and is just being a lazy whore counting her money and ignoring the fans, gallivanting off to have fun, these are mostly antis
I appreciate your post, I really do. I also want to believe what you said is the truth.
But what if you're wrong? What if she is doing all those things? Would you even know if she was?
No. You wouldn't. Because she doesn't talk about herself or her life and she's only become more secretive over time.

I've seen too many other holos betray their fans, including the ones that Gura looks up to the most. I've had too many friends betrayed by the women in their lives to not be aware of what can happen. And most of all, we don't even know what she thinks about any of that. She's never once said she doesn't do those things or thinks that she shouldn't do those things. For all we know, she doesn't see herself as Gura the moment she turns off OBS, and so maybe she thinks that whatever she does off-stream isn't Gura doing it.
But I'm not sure Gura is even capable of loving her fans. I think she wants more than what we can give her. I don't think we make her happy.

>>70625101
I know, it seems like all of the peds around me at work want to get themselves killed. Luckily I'm a skilled driver. You haven't even seen my reach lift skills. I'm always improving.

>>70624916
Can't you just donate your organs to get the license super cheap?

>>70626108
no, I need those

>>70626271
Just don't die before your license expires.

We'll never get to spend another Christmas with her.

>>70622786
>>70624822
>There's no point
There's no point to your melodramatic whining in this thread. You can't even be bothered do something as simple as ask questions to her like everyone else can and just keep making excuses for it.

>>70625522
I get it, anon. You're in a very bad place right now.
Even me who's a nobody has immense amount of struggle opening up and talking about even the most mundane things with even people they love.
Imagine how this fragile introverted girl that has hundreds of thousands of people watching her every move might feel.

>>70627278
She literally streamed more back when she was more anxious and more people watched her. How can anxiety and being introverted be the reason?

It was a fun thread.

I want to sexually bully and ryona this creature's thighs T u T

>>70627749
You might be more of a dumdum than she is.

>>70627956

>>70627749
*and communicated more btw. She wouldn't just disappear for weeks or even months on end with no explanation like selhe does now. You can't just chalk that up to her being anxious or asocial.

>>70628111
but that doesn't fit the narrative...

Any others here that can understand my wife?

Gura

My Gurandma.

>>70628314
Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one that does. Shes like me in a lot of ways.

>>70626708
It's been 2 years of this, anon. You and I both know there's no point in voicing concern. Nothing will change and things will continue to get worse until she finally leaves us forever.

>>70628376
I feel the same, and when she tells us that she appreciates how patient we are with her, I know she really fucking means it. She's doing her best.

>>70628273
There is no narrative. People genuinely want to believe the best in her. I do as well. But sometimes, everything folds in on itself and you can't help but feel that it's all wrong.

>>70622457
That’s not vanilla but also not a no

>>70627749

I kind of wish I never found hololive.

squeeb

So have you got it out of your system?