/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'd rather fuck a piece of paper than Enna.
My dick bleeding from papercuts would be preferable to my ears bleeding from hearing her voice.

>>70496976
One of them can entertain you for hours, and the other is Enna's birthday stream.
Paper planes done well are really fun.

>>70496976
How do you recover knowing you have less value than a piece of paper? Will she ever look at paper the same way again?

>>70496976
>lost 3d to a fucking piece of fried chicken
>lost income to a piece of paper
grim

Qrd?

>>70497639
Enna's birthday gained less than 4k usd. Meanwhile a piece of paper containing Doki's signature got auctioned off at 4.5k usd

>>70497753
Splendid.

>>70496976
One of these is flat, shaped like a fridge, annoying to hear flapping in your ear and just makes you want to crush it into a ball and throw it into the nearest trashcan.
The other is a piece of paper.

>>70497205
sister you take this shit way too seriously

>>70497639
Doki is auctioning a piece of paper with her signature on it for charity. Current bid is higher than what Enna made in her birthday stream.
https://tiltify.com/@dokibird/auctions/dokicharity2024/f465fca4-795f-4d9c-9853-0d96aa018681

>>70497838
Hello, please never reply to me again. I do not enjoy having to engage with the mentally retarded.
Thanks!

>>70497753
The auction is still ongoing for 16 more hours, so it has the potential to go even higher.

Someone should make a relevant meme out of that spongebob episode. Not me though, I'm lazy.

>>70497968
>I do not enjoy having to engage with the mentally retarded.
someone methodically typed this out and posted it to an anonymous imageboard

You faggots are the most annoying thing on this board. Touch streams.

>>70498306
Don't worry Millie. I'm sure your birthday stream will earn more revenue than that A4 paper

>>70497205
chinese pussy tight af bro your loss

but can it beat this black sheet of paper

>>70496976
>birthday
LMAO even a piece of toilet paper has more of value than that

>>70498306
FEMANON PLEASE POST BOBS AND VAGENE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Best year of her life

>>70498306
Cross the streams

>>70497843
>Dokibird will also send an exclusive signed postcard that can only be obtained from winning the auction item!
That's like, two pieces of paper. Kind of a steal if you think about it.

>>70498306
The catalog is their oshi.

>>70497205
I can look at the piece of paper in real life without feeling disgusted, and that's even better

>>70496976
>ACK
ACK
>ACK
ACK
>ACK
ACK

>>70498306
>Mono monitor setups
>in 2024

>>70498306
Seethe sister

This is awesome. Considering Enna is a narcissist, this will be the one thing that will actually keep her up at night kek

>>70496976
this will be a meme for years to come
truly classic

>>70500000

>>70498722
Enna's been gaped bro

>>70497968
then your on the wrong website

>>70496976
>got way less $$$ for this year's birthday and "concert"
>less than a piece of paper being auctioned off for memes

oof ouch owie my ego

>>70498722
Enna spent her france trip seething about doki and getting fucked by her music producer bro

>>70498722
>tight
>Enna Aloushart

>>70497753
>>70497820
Much appreciated. I've been seeing the paper around and was in the dark.

>>70500713
Wait until this inevitably breaks containment

>>70497205
while I'm tempted to agree I'm not opposed to the raging hatesex I'd have with her either. nothing like the sensation of pure domination of someone you despise.

>>70496976
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENNA DONT ROOOOOKKKKKKK

>>70498306
Touch streams. I know you cannot cause Vox has not in a while. RUMAO.

>>70497342
>One of them can entertain you for hours, and the other is Enna's birthday stream.
Infinite possibilities.

>>70500236
>Enna's been gaped bro
By Kyo and her music producer. Odds are they were in the same hole at the same time and balls touched.

That piece of paper is the new NijiEN currency, streams will be compared to the final auction of that piece of paper.
So Enna's Birthday was about 0.8 piece of paper.

>>70497205
fpbp

>>70498722
She's been BBC in Japan of all places and I'm not talking about the wigger.

>>70497968
Everyone here is mentally retarded. Including you.

>>70502296
The wigger is whiter than sour cream.

>>70498722
thanks for the laugh

>>70498722
Enna's? Not anymore lmao
Also trying to get it even looser by Vanta's BBC

>>70497205
A woman wrote this post

>>70498306
touch WHAAT?

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>>70496976
atleast enna works hard to get where she is at, unlike grifterbird who is riding that saviourfag buff.

>>70504849
Enna "Am I the Bad Guy" Alouette works hard dragging everyone else down so she can pretend to be the best. The results she's seeing aren't the ones she expected. Sad.

>>70498722
>enna
>tight
lmaoooooo

>>70504849
works hard at cucking her fans, sure

>>70504849
>atleast enna works hard to get where she is at, unlike grifterbird who is riding that saviourfag buff.

yeah working hard to delay projects of a former co-worker and still lost to a piece of paper, seethe

>>70504849
Bait used to be believable.

>Verification not required.

>>70502436
Retardchama, what do you think the "w" in "wigger" stands for

>>70504849
Retard

>>70501999
They missed their chance to make a cover of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

>>70496976
me

>>70504849
>defunct pre-drama niji channel still has more subs than enna
cope

>>70498732
No but she doesn't care because she's busy rolling in these sheets of paper

>>70504849
Enna is the laziest fucking 'vtuber' in NijiEN. Tummy hort but she was at the club on Fridays getting railed.

Are you retards really bragging about being willing to spend 4,000 dollars on a piece of blank paper with chicken scratch on it? Enna wasn't selling a concert, it was free and people donated. Doki is selling a piece of paper for 4,000 dollars and you retards are actually paying for it

>>70511879
Cope and seethe that you'll never be able to own my one of a kind Doki stationary. I know you're jealous but maybe if you play nice I'll send you a picture of its corner or something.

>>70511879
>Selling a piece of paper for 4000$
It's actually closer to 4500$ now, also it was a joke item bid that STARTED at 1$, also also all the proceeds go to charity, as in they get direct deposited into the charity's accounts from the auction website, not a sincle cent touches doki's accounts, Seethe more ennacuck

>>70511879
enna should pay people instead for watching her trash concert

>>70511458
replace the $ with ₱ and you'd be more accurate

>>70497588
Also Rosemi is pulling a bigger CCV now.

>>70511879
>Doki is selling a piece of paper
Absolutely based as fuck. That piece of paper is worth more than Enna's entire existence.

only thing i see is both ennafags and fagoons getting cucked by both.
4k for a piece of paper lmao
what else you paid for? a horror stream? another hot sauce challenge or whatever pathethic goals she put?
And alocucks paying just to listen to Enna stories about cucking them.
Both of these fanabses are fucking awful

>>70512045
>also also all the proceeds go to charity,
Cool. You're still paying 4000 dollars for a piece of paper

>>70512157
Well the blank piece of paper is certainly worth more than her popularity lol

>>70512181
>getting cucked by both.
>4k for a piece of paper lmao
Did they not teach you what the word "charity" means in whatever shithole you came from?

>>70512188
No, 4450.00 (as of 1:26 AM PST). Don't undervalue my limited edition doki merch.

>>70512188
>Giving lots of money to charity! How wasteful.
So this is the typical Niji Enna Defence Retard lol

>>70512188
are all sisters so low iq or is it just you?

>>70497205
You know that's a lie.

>>70512264
You can just donate 4,000 dollars to charity without buying a piece of paper. What's the point of saying it's worth more than a free concert if it's just a charity donation? Be consistent

>>70497753
The best part? Enna is gonna learn about this meme.

>>70512459
Because it gets you replying in angry ways, which entertains us and helps take the edge off the fact that your company nearly fucking killed my oshi.

>>70512181
>pagpag poisoned SEAmonkey brain doesn't know what charity means

>>70512459
wow you're actually seething, huh?

>>70512369
Seethe harder, Enna.

>>70512459
Enna's free concert was worthless. Doki's piece of paper is worth 4000 dollarydoos. And the funny part is it's all thanks to the clique bullying her lmao

>>70511724
>At the club getting railed
With the money of the aloucucks, mind you.

>>70497753
>>70497843
Absolute poetic

>>70512596
Don't Enna me. I'd still fuck this piece of shit than some paper. The thought of my glans getting a paper cut makes me grow new foreskin.

>>70512603
I've never understood how they didn't figure out the reasons for her streaming patterns. She'd always fuck up on Saturday or still a bit wasted.

>>70496976
I laughed out loud

>>70498217

>>70512230
Let's get the facts straight, It's not about the paper, it's about the oils from Doki's finger tips all over the paper that people want. I sure as fuck do.

>>70512188
>Cool. You're still paying 4000 dollars for a piece of paper
Find what Enna and the sister's have in common in one sentence.

Images that make the sister seethe.

>>70512888
>mogs her ccv
>mogs her birthday with a piece of paper
>will mog her subcount in the future
The humiliation will never cease.

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>>70512936

>>70512241
anon, that's a chinese poster. the standard of morality there is to put melamine in baby formula to game the nutritional analysis numbers. of course they won't understand charity

>>70512942
The jig is up I think I know who was behind the Finana larp and the idea of contacting Doki for a joint statement

>>70512888
this one needs an update, she is way past her subs and already put another subgoal to 1m lmao

Do you think Enna is aware of the piece of paper? She sure was of the charity Doki stream since she tried to snipe it.

>>70512942
picrel

>>70512888
That guy who said Elira was racing her to 500k.

>>70513001
>this one needs an update, she is way past her subs and already put another subgoal to 1m lmao
And another spongebob meme for Enna too kek.

>>70512954
I like how they remembered TTT (their own given name) existed once the shit hit the fan and all their reputations were ruined.

>>70513010
Imagine her internal seething, unable to make it public, if only there was a taiwanes basket weaving forum where you could seethe anonymously...

>>70513010
That's what happens when you are a larping as a vtuber.

>>70512954
>Claude Clawmark

What would be your vtubber name, anon?

>>70512992
...Still Finana? It was way too emotional and badly thought out to be Enna.

>>70513144
Bob Birthmark
Mark Markmark

>>70513010
And those 2024 numbers could be buffed with bots if the real numbers were insultingly low...

>>70512596
>Doki's piece of paper is worth 4000 dollarydoos.

So is the paper worth 4,000 dollars or is it a donation to charity and the paper is a bonus? You can't have both

>>70496976
I had to go check, but it is actually real. That's gotta hurt.

>>70513144
Billy Barstool

>>70513144
Daily reminder that Vezalius Bandage is real.

>>70513146
Maybe, I mean is not like pretending to be retarded is impossible to rule out, it was a good larp tho

>>70513144
Cock Cumstain

>>70513192
>So is the paper worth 4,000 dollars or is it a donation to charity and the paper is a bonus? You can't have both

>>70498722
If I wanted to stick my dick in Chink crazy it would be the obviously virgin, overly giving go-getter menhera who deserves a dicking after being driven to suicide by an evil company. Not the self-absorbed sociopathic roastie.

>>70513192
>You can't have both
It literally IS both you retard holy shit you're stupid hahahahaha

>>70513144
Riku Trustfund, my lore would be as a budding CEO, my oshi mark would be the boat or flying money, and my fans would be named ''Employees''.

>>70513192
>You can't have both
Get a load of this retard holy shit HAHAHAHA

>>70513263
The NDF is not sending their best

>>70513192
the absolute state of sisters

>>70513351
These ARE their best

>>70513192
>This tomato can either be a plant or it can be red. You can't have both.

>>70513401
But it's a fruit...

>>70513192
This is why you got clowned on and Niji panicked. Their audience is filled with only idiots, must have been such a hard time for them.

>>70513351
>>70513397
Wait, that one's not their best... take a look at this one.. >>70207382

>>70496976

>>70504849
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=Grifterbird
First it was the "dookiebird is a turd" spammer and now this. Nijisisters really are drones, aren't they?

>>70513397
This one's my favorite sister.
Do you really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>70513551
Reminds me, did they not claim that people are seething drones for getting involved in the ''dookiebird drama'', and that this would all die out soon? What are they doing here, self-reporting?

>>70513401
Lucky af tomato

>>70513606
Chat reflects the streamer

>>70498732
>Sisters: These are just dramafags
>also Sisters: dookiebird supporters are mostly dramafags
>also Sisters: look at our accomplishment with this stream about the drama
Could it be the views are from the drama, meaning their highest achievement, in all of this, is built up by dramafags? They are so willfully blind it is painful to watch.

>>70504849
And she still lost to a piece of paper

>>70513144
Wilson

>>70496976

>>70496976
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>>70513263
>>70513288
>>70513299
>>70513351
>>70513370
>>70513401
>>70513446

Apparently being ESL is a perquisite to shill Doki. If the paper is worth 4,000 dollars, you can't say it's a glorified charity donation since the paper is just worth that much usually. If it is just a charity donation and the paper is a bonus, the paper isn't worth 4,000. It's just a bonus for a charity donation. You're a bunch of baboons looking for a gotcha moment because you can't form your own opinions

>>70514483
>Apparently being ESL
>perquisite
Bwahahahahahahahaha

>>70514533
Like I said. No argument

>>70514483
>perquisite
masterful bait sis

>>70514483
Hey sis, didja know that the bidding for it didn't START at 4000$?, It started at 1$, that's right, 1 fucking $, with shipping included, for a piece of paper with a signature, It went up to 4k cause that is what people were willing to bid for it, Doki honestly would probably agree with you guys that say it's insane and not worth it, She was freaking out about it on stream and laughing her ass off, Just like we are watching all you seething NDF schizoids, you keep shitting your pants /here/ every single day after you got kicked off the rest of the internet

>>70514557
There is no argument to be had with SEAchimps, Take your rotten pagpag cunt back to your doxsite, You fags have not even come CLOSE to having anything valid to say all god damn month

>>70514557
>looking for debates in 4chan drama threads
Not very smart sister

>>70514483
>perquisite

>>70514483
Oh no! The chinese fujoshi called me, a full-blooded english native ESL! What ever will I do? I'm so sad! I'm going to go make an attempt just like they want me to do!

>>70514483

Enna had a birthday? sounds lame.

>>70514618
So did it go to 4,000 because people actually thought it was worth that much? That would mean that it's not just a glorified charity donation and people are stupid enough to pay 4,000 dollars for a piece of paper regularly.
Did it go to 4,000 because people thought it'd be a nice gesture for charity? Then the paper isn't worth 4,000. It's a donation to charity with the paper as a bonus. You can't argue both at the same time

>>70514810
I'm not arguing a piece of paper is worth 4000$, But it is worth more than enna allouette's entire existence :)

>>70514810
But they are not arguing both, you are creating whats called a strawman. Which means you are making an opponent that does not exist, and then arguing with it. Sisters really are stupid as dirt jesas

>>70514810
Hey, fun fact. If you buy a piece of paper for 1 dollar, it's worth 1 dollar. If you buy a piece of paper for 4450, it's worth 4450. That's how sales work, genius. The buyer decides how much they're willing to spend, and the buyers decided that their money would be better spent on a single piece of paper given in exchange for donating it to charity than on Enna's birthday or concert.

>>70514483
The paper is worth over 4000 dollars and it's also a charity donation. This kills the Niji shill.

>>70496976
I like this meme, simple and deadly

>>70514483
Remember standard operating procedure for NDF is to bunker down and repeat their argument until someone believes them.

>>70514865
So you're arguing that people are retarded enough to spend 4,000 dollars on a piece of paper and it isn't an inflated price due to it being a donation to charity. So you fall into the first argument and you're a retard

>>70514876
That's not the second argument. If the paper is genuinely worth 4,000 that means it going to charity would have changed nothing of the value. Pass your elementary English first then come on back here

>>70512548
It actually sold for that much? Selen ran off with the oil barons I see

>>70514976
To don't have to wait.
They samefag a response and go from there.

>>70514994
Wait til you see the rest of the auction. https://tiltify.com/@dokibird/auctions/dokicharity2024?origin=dashboard

>>70514991
>people are retarded enough to spend 4,000 dollars
It now has sentimental and meme value, let people spend their disposable income in peace.

>>70514991
And you're stupid enough to think you can tell ME what to do with MY money. Who do you think you are?
And lol. Look at the poor high schooler who thinks value is objective. Cute.

>>70514991
>the Niji shill's mind is still breaking
The paper is worth 4000+ dollars because people are willing to pay 4000+ dollars for it. It's also a charity donation. Seethe.
>retard
You're a low IQ monkey with the brain of an insect. What a terrible combination.

>>70514991
No anon, I am arguing that the price is what buyer and seller agree on. If I go pay 1 million dollars for a cow, then the sale is worth 1 million, regardless of what others are paying for cows - in other places. You talk about ''pass your elementary English'', but struggle to read what the people you reply to are writing. You realize this is why we are laughing at you, right?

>>70514994
Except it was sold for charity and Doki made literally $0 from it kek

>>70515065
>The paper is worth 4000+ dollars because people are willing to pay 4000+ dollars for it.
Based supply-and-demand enjoyer.

>>70515028
A long chibi, and those butt-cheeks... that is a soulful dakimakura, I will give her that

Pretty cute!

>>70515047
Sentimental value doesn't detract from the fact it's a piece of blank paper. The equivalent of the banana "art piece" that sold for 120,000 everyone called stupid a couple years ago. I will continue to call people stupid for attaching sentimental value onto objects that increase it's price from 10 cents to 4,000 dollars.

>>70515175
And this is why your opinion will never matter.

>>70514991
Just stop being poor bro

>>70514991
At an auction, the buyers pay as much as they think the item is worth. The money from this auction also goes directly to charity. Therefore, it is both worth $4000+ and is also a charity donation.
This charity is for mental health, by the way. Taking all of this information into account, you should seek mental help in the near future. I hope the money from this charity can get you some help.

>>70514461
Looks like a jojo episode where Doki just slides menacingly from underneath the paper

>>70514991
Thought experiment for you: Imagine that you can go to the store right now and by a bottle of water for $1. Does that mean a bottle of water is worth $1? No. A bottle of water is worth whatever someone will pay for it. To you, that's $1. But a man stranded in the desert would place a much higher value on it. To him that bottle of water might be worth millions.

Value, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. And scarcity often plays a significant role in it. We call this Supply and Demand. That paper, covered with the signatures of a man's oshi, is one-of-a-kind. Could he buy merch later that was signed? Sure he could. And he probably will. But it won't be the same as that sheet of paper. Out of all the fans, only he has that paper. And if he can support charity while getting it? That's even better.

>>70497843
I read 'tiltify' as 'titty-fy'
I am beyond saving.

>>70515065
>The paper is worth 4000+ dollars because people are willing to pay 4000+ dollars for it. It's also a charity donation

So you're arguing the paper is actually inherently worth 4,000 and it being for charity has nothing to do with how inflated the price is. That makes you a retard
>>70515087
So you didn't answer my argument and started to spout a load of bullshit to avoid the question. It doesn't matter how much it sold for, the question is why did it sell for that much. Like I said, graduate from elementary school first then come back here

>>70515365
NTA but there is no such thing as inherent worth.

>>70515175
Are these worn sandals worth more than 200k?
They arere, because Steve Jobs wore them and people are willing to pay as much.

>>70515365
No we're arguing that you don't understand basic economics. Finish high school before you come back to 4chan.

>>70515365
No, I'm arguing that you're a retarded chinese ESL who can't understand words and basic concepts.

>>70496976
It burns all the way down (and out), certified hot ones moment

>>70498306
I won't touch Niji streams even through VPN.

>>70515365

>how can piece of paper be worth more then clique?

KYS chink

Inb4 the paper defaults to auctioned value of 10 dollar because no one was willing to pay any more for it.

>>70515365
>So you didn't answer my argument
I did, and then you kept talking, further making a fool of yourself. Sister, by all means, double and triple down - it does not change it.

>>70515388
Usual market price for a singular blank piece of paper is around 10 cents. You know have to answer the question on what makes this particular piece of paper worth 4,000 dollars
>>70515394
The worth is inflated because people attached importance to who's sandals they were. Regular sandals aren't that expensive
>>70515404
>>70515425
This proves Dokibros are a hive mind

>>70497843
>the money goes to a scam charity
>dookie doesn't even get to see the money
>meantime Enna can use the money she got for improving her life and streams
lmao, dokitards just keep losing

>>70515515
Inb4 doki's concern about the fingerprints on the paper was foreshadowing and it was a niji lawyer bidding the price up for the chance to get doki's prints to frame her for a murder

>>70496976

>>70514461
lmao

>>70515542
The original question was what made the paper be worth that much? Your response was essentially "it's worth that much because it's worth that much" so you didn't answer the question. Keep on avoiding it, it doesn't help your case

>>70515568
This is not a singular blank piece of paper. It's a piece of paper with Dokibird's autograph on it given out as the reward for winning it via charity auction.
>This proves Dokibros are a hive mind
No it proves you're the only person on the planet too stupid to understand the concept of value.
>>70515575
Keep trying, sister!

Does anyone have the image comparison of Enna's 2023 and 2024 bday earnings?

>>70515575
>scam charity
you keep using words without understanding their meaning
>dookie doesn't even get to see the money
because it is a charity, see my first point
>meantime Enna can use the money she got for improving her life and streams
You mean the money Nijisanji pockets, or the money she needs to pay living expenses? Did you see her income for the last quarter? It has severely dipped.

>>70513144
Sean SEAnigger

>>70515631
No, my response was not
>"it's worth that much because it's worth that much"
Like I said, you are arguing with a strawman, because you do not have an actual grip on the terms used, on basic economics, nor on the reading comprehension needed to reply.

I avoided nothing, that is just you lying to save face Sister.

>>70513913
I think step 2 is where they messed up. Since they are the whistleblower, they were supposed to attack themselves. That's why the DARVO failed.

>>70515585
That guy "MLynxC" really wanted that paper.
He has been bidding for it ever since the bbeginning.
Dude started with 50 cents increment over $10 and now is willing to pay over 4k

at this point i'm sure that anom isn't even a sister and is just baiting all of you

>>70515698

here, someone posted it above
>>70513010

Here, anons. I heard this thread needed it.

>>70515828
It doesn't show earnings.

>>70515867
I was curious so I went digging, is this the one?

What is value?
Is it in the gesture of taking ownership or in the ownership itself?
Why are you guys arguing about semantic-ass economic philosophy with the most obvious troll I've ever seen?

>>70515568
>Usual market price for a singular blank piece of paper is around 10 cents. You know have to answer the question on what makes this particular piece of paper worth 4,000 dollars
I did. Here: >>70515253
Have another thought experiment if the last one didn't stick. This one is gonna sound harsh, but I don't mean it to be insulting:
>it is your birthday
>your mother didn't know what to get you, so she bought you a $100 gift card
>it has a clear market value of $100
>a few hours later, your mother dies of an aneurism
>that gift card is now the last thing she ever gave you
Is it still worth $100 to you? If I offered $101 to take it off your hands would you accept? Probably not. Because you have attached Sentimental Value to it.
Now I'm not suggesting a piece of paper covered in the signature of a vtuber holds as much sentimental value as the last gift your mother gave you. It was just an exaggeration to showcase the effect. A unique piece of merchandise from a man's oshi has both scarcity(it is one-of-a-kind) and sentimental value. So to the right man it can be worth $4,500.

>>70515575
>meantime Enna can use the money she got for improving her life and streams
what money?

>>70512369
You should want better for yourself anon.

>>70515575

>her life

bro, enna has nothing better to do then lurk /vt/ and try to get a girl she was bullying to try and kill herself again.

i am not sure that is a life.

>>70515673
So you fall into category one and think the paper is genuinely worth 4,000 dollars and it being for charity has nothing to do with the value being jacked up. This makes you a retard

>>70515786
>"It's worth that much because people are willing to pay that much"
Circular argument that ignores the question why people think it's worth that much. You just said it's worth that much because it's worth that much. You're avoiding the question. Not a good look

>>70516063
So you're also making argument 1 and are saying people think it's genuinely worth 4,000 dollars. It's a piece of paper with a signature of a vtuber on it. This is stupid

>>70516321
OK, let's explain this so even your monkey brain can understand. What do you think determines price?

>>70516321
Things are worth whatever people are willing to pay for them retard

>this sends the Nijinigger into a blind rage

>>70516321
>the retarded chinese Niji intern is still going
Holy fuck lmao

>>70498871
What was she expecting from this year? For Selen to get completely buried in hate and nijisanji would rise from the fallout?

>>70516321
If you were dying of thirst in the desert, would you turn away a bottle of water because it cost more than it does at a convenience store? Do you even understand the concept of supply and demand? I'm guessing not since your company is all about oversaturating the market.

>>70516408
Get rid of the Kyo thing. That's actually a positive. I hope he leaves vtubing forever.

>>70516321

Enna, you're trying to fight a piece of paper becuase no one came to your birthday.

step away from the keyboard already, lol. go and touch grass

>>70516408
Oh no no no no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>70516408
She was hoping that they would be able to Zaion, Selen. She was wrong.

>>70513144
Blizzack Staggroff
Devilbat Schilt
Fighting Fefnir
Sage Harpuia
Volteel Biblio

>>70515942
Based, thank you.

>>70516321
>Circular argument that ignores the question why people think it's worth that much
That is just moving the goalposts anon, you and me were not talking about ''why people think it's worth that much''. Thanks for demonstrating my point, again.
>You just said it's worth that much because it's worth that much
No I did not, how are you this bad at wielding the truth?
>You're avoiding the question. Not a good look
That is just projection. Who is the one that is gishgalloping through this to avoid facing up to being caught lying, not understanding what is being said, and then reverting to drone-like talking points.

You are all over the place my friend, and THAT, is not a good look in conversation.

>>70516428
Kyo probably left to leak shit to 39iq and the rest of his "influencer" friends. All in the hopes of saving Enna's reputation. Poor cuck probably didn't realize that she's been fucking her music producer the entire time.

>>70516377
Too white!

>>70516377
Uki don't look!

>>70516567

i cast "pictures of nice old white couples" upon the Nijisisters

>>70515575
What money? What streams?

>>70516643

>>70515575
MONERU!? GETTO BACKO TO WORKO YOU DUMB WESTERNO PIGGU!!!

Where's the clout-chasing psychologist streamer with the 'Analyzing Enna Alouette's 'Guilty Bully' Rant!' video when you need one. We got the funny lawyerdude already, now we need others.

>>70516356
>>70516370
Basically the same argument. If people actually assigned 4,000 dollars worth of value to a signed blank piece of paper, they're retarded

>>70516419
Are these people going to die if they don't get their hands on this paper? The value isn't based on usefulness, convenience or survival. You're arguing it holds sentimental value worth 4,000 dollars. It's a piece of paper. That's retarded
>>70516564
>you and me were not talking about ''why people think it's worth that much''. Thanks for demonstrating my point, again.
You still can't read. Read the argument again. Note the word "usually". Everyone else got the memo, don't know what happened to you

>>70516766

>>70516867
...This explains so, so, so much about the sisters' mindset.
Dear lord, I can't believe they're ACTUALLY this heartless and lacking in both basic logic and common empathy.

>>70516867
>You still can't read. Read the argument again. Note the word "usually". Everyone else got the memo, don't know what happened to you
I can imagine this works on whoever you abuse in your daily life sister, but it does not work on adults that do not agree with you. If you are unable to engage with what is being said, if you cannot stay in the conversation without misrepresenting what is being said - if there is no way for you to hold onto the points you make, so you resort to quips and gotcha phrases, then that is a (You) problem.

And what memo, who is everyone else? Are you just mouthing off shit you learned from pirated movies without understanding when such phrases are relevant? This just further backs up what I wrote above. Good luck with the seething, it has been a pleasure helping you bump this thread to make a fool of Nijisanji, I appreciate your assistance !

What the fuck is this

>>70516873
suckin her dokidick

I do not know who needs to read this, but that sister who does not know basic econ is either a troll or too stupid to admit to being wrong. Why are you guys wasting time on that...

>>70496976

>>70517135

becuase it's too fucking funny that Enna lost a fight with a piece of fucking paper lol

>>70517321
Enna-bro's... I don't feel so good

>>70512774
>foreskinless
My condolences, but also skill issue

Enna should have learnt the meta

>>70516928
The Chinese mindset is tainted by Confucianism. Which extolls wonderful values like filial piety and always respecting those in a superior position. Meanwhile empathy for anyone that isn't in their immediate circle simply is not taught there. If someone is being treated like shit by someone above them, then it's their own fault for upsetting their superior. They should have done better to not be in that situation. We could consider that sociopathic, but those are the beliefs they grow up with: Very loyal to their family and close friends, but everyone else is just background noise. Pedestrians will watch a two year old child get hit by a truck and just walk around them without a care in the world. They can't even be bothered to help her out of the road before another truck runs over her legs. I've seen the video and it made me lose any faith I had in China ever turning around.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wang_Yue

>>70517431
checks out, Enna is dumb as a rock

>>70517494
Tragic... What the fuck. I know I've heard of grab-hags and that shit where people pretend to be injured in the road, and if you come to help, they immediately claim you injured them and sue you... But what a sick mindset.

>>70517431
She should have stuck to scissoring Elira

>>70517494
The funny thing is South Korea is even worse than China

>>70517494
Damn, this makes sense as to why they act like that then. I keep hearing the phrase ''China works better as a dictatorship'', and this cultural context helped me bridge the gap as to why.

>>70496976
kek

>>70516928

Who's the one willing to pay 4,000 dollars for a piece of paper? Why would I have to be empathic to people who are willing to spend 4,000 dollars on a piece of paper. I guess I'm sorry they ended up that way. The action is still stupid

>>70516964

There is no gotcha phrase. You just can't read. The paper costing that much "usually" means the charity isn't a factor in the perceived value.

>who is everyone else?
Everyone else who is responding to the same argument as you. Make sure to pay attention to the context clues section of the curriculum

>>70516928
you have to understand intrinsic value of human life is something rooted in humanism, which is western philosophy not estern one

>>70517967
>A FUCKING PAPER

>>70517967
>mindbroken by a piece of paper
Sisters, this is not a good look

>>70517967
i can't believe this is what mindbroke a sister

>>70512181
People give away 4k for charity, not a piece of paper you fucking monkey

>>70517967
>uuuuuuuuuuuuu i'm the ghost of Selen

>>70517967
Hey Enna, catch

>>70513144
Cowboy Curtis

>>70517967
<----- this you anon? you sure seem upset

>>70517634
Not in China. Those people will back up over you to make sure they finish the job so you can't sue. You may not want to watch these, but I just want to be clear that I'm not bullshitting.
https://youtu.be/4fIK--kOHUA
https://youtu.be/RV_cXtQNswk

>>70497968
my brother in christ where do you think you are

>>70514810
If a charity event had a Porsche as a reward, with a bid starting at $100k, but ends up being sold at $200k because it was signed by a celebrity, it means that this Porsche is worth $200k *and* it was a nice gesture for the charity (also tax write-off but ignore that)
>>70515175
>a piece of blank paper
>Nijisisters and being unable to read
The paper will be filled with Doki's signature. Surely you won't tell me celeb signatures are worth nothing? Surely you know people regularly pay thousands/millions to get signed items?
If you argue that's cringe, well, keep in mind you'd be insulting a ton of your fellow sisters who want to buy signed merch by your livers. Of course, half of them can't even do that because you get no limited signed merch kek.

>>70518498
>signed merch by your livers
[citation needed]

>>70496976
Can't wait for the cum tribute on the signed paper
Image the worlds most expensive cum tribute

>>70518417
It's also because if the victim lives, the wrongdoer would need to pay them compensation for the rest of his life.

>>70513144
Penis Cockboy

>>70518623
Didn't one of his mods claim she made the merch signatures for him? Grim.

>>70512459
holy shit this nigga seething so hard lmao

Sisters really though that it would fail after all the misinformation and shitposting done the last week, i love how karma is working upon them.

>>70518661
Yep. It's cheaper to pay $50k in compensation than potentially $500k+ in medical expenses over their lifetime. A human life is just not valued very highly there. I guess that's also supply and demand at work...

>>70516377
This piece of paper... it evokes something

>>70518498
Except it's not a Porsche and it's a piece of paper with a regular market value of 10 cents. So obviously the value isn't based on convenience but on sentimentality.

>If you argue that's cringe, well, keep in mind you'd be insulting a ton of your fellow sisters who want to buy signed merch by your livers

First off, I am arguing it's cringe to buy signatures but there are levels to it. 10-30 dollars to meet your favorite celebrity and get a signature? That's not bad. 4,000 for a signed piece of blank paper? I now think you're a retard. Secondly, if it's signed merchandise like the signature coming with a poster, a plush , a keychain or anything that you get actual use out of, that's a whole different story

>>70519014
And yet, it sold...

>>70518020
>>70518066
>>70518157
>>70518241
>>70518291
>>70518405

Looks like that was the end of the road for the argument since it eventually boiled down to "if you don't think this paper is worth 4,000 dollars, you lack empathy". A valiant effort but now the image fags will sperg out to cover up their loss

>>70518910
kek

>>70519014
so you're really just gonna disregard the entire first sentence because you saw the word Porsche?
lol

>>70519130
kek

>>70519167
I never argue with you once, in fact i came here just to laugh at you
t. PRISMfag

>>70519183
The analogy is bad. A Porsche is conventionally useful and high quality. A signed piece of paper isn't unless it's a REALLY good piece of paper. The signature being included means the value of the Porsche was boosted because of sentimentality. The analogy also doesn't include the answer to the question of whether it was sentimentality over the signature or a kind gesture for charity

>>70519167
This wasn't an argument. It was an attempt at a gradeschool lesson. You failed btw. See me after class. Or better yet, I never want to see you again.

>>70519014
>d it's a piece of paper with a regular market value of 10 cents
Its market value is $4000 actually

Nijisisters are so fucking stupid
Total sister death

There's a certain irony that the charity is helping those who can't see the value in it. I hope you get the help you need, sisters.

>>70519371
SEXYO

>>70519014
NTA but I want to object to something.
>if it's signed merchandise like the signature coming with a poster, a plush , a keychain or anything that you get actual use out of, that's a whole different story
There is no functional difference between a signed piece of paper and a poster. Both are being put on your wall. Even the plush isn't "useful" unless you are doing something immoral with it. And a keychain is a keychain. It has no more value than any other keychain.

The examples you listed all have one common theme. You like them more than other options because of how they look. You could buy a random poster, plush or keychain for much cheaper. But you want those. You understand the concept. Clearly you do. You just have a problem with it not being something you personally like. The fact that you can't understand that different people like different things, and that that is okay, makes you mentally immature.

>>70519348
the usefulness of the Porsche has nothing to do with the analogy.
It doesn't matter if it was a fucking rubber eraser or an expensive piece of art, but by all means feel free to keep willfully misinterpreting it

>>70519415
I still don't get why keep trying to "expose" something that doesn't exist, i guess trying to claim the narrative is equally important but at this point is just ignoring reality and facts for the sake of the greater good, the Confucianism explanation in this thread IS their motivation, defending the superior even if they did horrible things, i saw a lot of that in South Korea.

Someone should print this thread out on a sheet of A4 paper and auction it off to a mental health charity. It should do nicely as a visual example of why mental health is important.

If she does another charity, I hope she draws a bunch of beedrills on the paper.

>>70513144
Ater Comitatu, a poor latin teacher who had to chose between vtubing and onlyfans

>>70518910
cratered and dilated, poor Enna-schizo

she will never recover from this

>>70519510
A poster has art on it which is good for decoration. Plushies are also used for decoration. I guess you could use the piece of paper as decoration but that would be strange. The purpose of a fan buying a signature is usually for memorabilia and not decoration. A keychain has the purpose of holding keys and it'd have art of something you'd like on it. I also never said someone couldn't like other things. I said spending 4,000 dollars on a signed piece of paper is retarded. Ask anyone normal and they'd agree. Overspending on useless stuff like a signature is generally mocked

>>70519532
Why wouldn't the usefulness of a Porsche be called into question? Is that your only refutation to what was said?

>>70520048
why buy porsche when cheap car do trick?

>>70515094
She made thousands in spam gifted subs throughout the charity stream, to the point she started getting annoyed and donated thousands to the total herself to compensate, meanwhile enna's grand return stream where she bragged about getting assblasted by baguettes in cheeseland got.. less than 300$.. over a 7 hour zatsu.. which barely broke 2k ccv with a fulgar raid

>>70520048
You know that a stone with 0 usefulness has more value than a Porsche right? I know this is too much for you get it, but value isn't determined by how much you will use it or the capabilities, but surplus and demand. And if there's a demand for a paper to cost 4,5K, then it will cost 4,5K, see how much Venezuelan has to pay for toilet paper versus their gasoline.

>>70520048
>why wouldn't the usefulness of the Porsche be called into question
because it has nothing to do with the price.
or are you gonna tell me a porsche is 100k worth of usefulness and quality?

You know, it’s kinda funny how we love someone enough to put 4k on a piece of paper, but you don’t love her enough to admit that in all this time this “beautiful” voice could only muster a career that is not going anywhere and struggle to beat a charity auction for a piece of paper.
Keep seething while your oshi Riku continues to milk what little she has out, we are the best thing that could happen to her, a wake up call.

>>70513144
Komito Sudoku.

I don't know which of you triggered that niji-intern, but holy fuck was this an entertaining read. Toxic fandom outs itself, yet again.

>>70520109
Because cheap cars aren't as fast as a Porsche. Are you new to cars or something?

>>70520349
and porsche isn't as cute to look at as my limited edition, one-of-a-kind doki-signed A4 paper.

>>70519014
>>70519348
Maybe the Porsche is bought by a rich guy who likes cars and just wants to admire it, in which case it'll sit, unused, in his garage, bought solely for sentimental reasons. You keep trying to insert usefulness in the discussion, and that's based on your perception of how the value of an item should be determined, but a lot of people don't see it that way, and are willing to spend large sums of money on "useless" items. You can simply agree to disagree instead of seething on how they spend their money, especially if theyvare being donated to a charity.
But I'll do you one better, I'll add some use for that piece of signed paper:
>used as a poster
>used as a mousepad
>used to cut up individual signatures and sell them on ebay
>anon uses it as a cum tribute target, covering each individual signature with cum over a period of time
Also, it comes with a signed postcard, for added value

>>70496976
Okay this is really funny, good drama thread for once.

>>70513144
Talon Noctua, focusing on stealth games and streaming all nighters

>>70520349
Yeah, fast

>>70513144
Herr P. Simplex
Gon Rhea
Pappi Loma
Claus Midea
Cy Phillius

>>70520349
My Toyota Yaris do everything that a Porsche cold do, and is more cost efficient and less expensive to keep the papers on rule. Are jobless women always like this?

you can flash a nijinigger with one of these and they'll start foaming at the mouth
bonus trait: it will instantly kill Uki because it's white

>>70520528
Depends, what color is the yaris?

>>70520349
you don't know shit about cars

>>70520620
White, but i never give a fuck about the color, i want to get a Corolla soon.

>>70520546
I now badly desire ai art of yagoo holding the white sheet of paper...

>>70520650
white looks nice on the 2018 Yaris, as a Corolla driver myself, I wish you the best of luck

>>70520750
Thanks Toyotabro, might your oshi find happiness in life

>>70520248
We've been through this. Find out why people value somethings over others. This was always the point

>>70520258
Depends on the quality and usefulness of the Porsche but generally no. If we're comparing a piece of paper to a Porsche, anyone not blinded by sentimentality is choosing the Porsche

>>70520430
I will continue to think it's dumb that people spend a retarded amount of money on things because it's "art" or because "my favorite person signed it". You're malding over a generally popular opinion. Why do you think people hate art snobs?

>>70520528
You know you would take that Porsche home if you could

>>70520867
well luckily no one attempted to compare a piece of paper to a Porsche except for you

>>70520867
>You know you would take that Porsche home if you could
Nah, give me my Toyota Corolla, i have an emotional bond with that car so i would pay anything for it. Imagine thinking because is expensive is valuable for everyone, i would pay the price of a porsche for guitar signed up by Robert Fripp or Thom Yorke.

>>70520867
NTA, but do you even know what car maintenance is?

bros...

>>70521053
DELETE THIS

>>70521053
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70520048
>A poster has art on it which is good for decoration.
Sure, but how someone wants to decorate their house depends on the person in question.
>Plushies are also used for decoration.
Sure but there are cheaper plushies out there, so why buy overpriced merchandise?
>I guess you could use the piece of paper as decoration but that would be strange.
This is what your issue boils down to here. You have an opinion on how other people should value things. Which, frankly, is very weird. Egoistic even.
>The purpose of a fan buying a signature is usually for memorabilia and not decoration.
Memorabilia is often used as decoration in display cases or on walls.
>A keychain has the purpose of holding keys
This is true. Any keychain would do that though. And for less money.
>and it'd have art of something you'd like on it.
This. This is it. You nailed it. Don't forget the feeling you had when you wrote this sentence. You want things that have something you like on them. So does everyone else. In their case, that's a bunch of signatures from their oshi. You can think their tastes are weird, that's fine. But it's important, as a human being, to be tolerant of others. Some people like plaid shirts. Some people like hot pink. Different strokes for different folks.
>I also never said someone couldn't like other things.
Great, so we are in agreement then. Glad to hear it.
>I said spending 4,000 dollars on a signed piece of paper is retarded
...Do you see the contradiction between this statement on the one you made just before? You said it was okay to spend more on things you like. You said that it is also okay to like different things. But then you said it is stupid for them to spend more on something they like. Is it just the dollar figure that's the problem for you? Because that's just different people having more or less disposable income than others. The same way some people send $5 supas and others send $500.
>Ask anyone normal and they'd agree.
Ad populum
>Overspending on useless stuff like a signature is generally mocked
If that is useless then so is any merchandise anyone ever buys. Because I promise you, it is ALWAYS sold at a hefty markup. It's always cheaper to buy generic.

>>70520867
>malding
? I even partially share the "popular" opinion, I'm just explaining to your dumbass that other perspectives exist, and your opinion doesn't matter to the people that bid for that paper, or those "art snobs", no matter how much you seethe.

>>70521053
YOU FUCKING BITCH DELETE THIS SHIT AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>70521053
>So you've been terminated from Nijisanji. Wondering why? Please consult the criteria below.
>You done a suicide attempt.
>You done a workers rights.
>You done a questioning of management.
>You heckin' disrespected other livers.

>>70521148
You know I can be okay with someone spending a lot of money on useless shit and also think it's fucking stupid too, right? 4,000 USD is not a disposable amount of income for 99 percent of the population. It can go into a multitude of different things. I'm not telling people what to do with their money, I'm saying that what they're doing with their money is retarded. It's an opinion. 20 dollars isn't over spending. 4,000 is

>>70512942
Wait, it's that close? LMAOOO

>>70521356
Did you know that donations to charity are tax deductible? If not, you do now.

>>70519167
The paper with DOKI SIGN worth $ 5K...
Not only paper...
So 1 DOKI SIGN have more value than enna...
The paper only have $ 1...

>>70521053
UKI AVERT YOUR EYES MY CHILD!

>>70521374
Yeah she's getting passed either tomorrow or the day after at worst.

>>70496976
that is gonna leave a mark