/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Zen's talking about actually getting chopsticks made based off her legs. Apparently Vite Ramen might be able to do it

>Zen getting her own Vite Ramen flavor
Yooooo

>>70303190
Can't wait to get cunty!

>>70303250
she is also working on her own flavor, cool

>>70303250
>>70303304
I will order them both the second they drop.

Kuro HATE!!! `~`

i love cocochi!

>>70303304
what does zen taste like

>>70303250
I will buy multiple

>>70303245
This zen outfit may genuinely have the largest tits we have ever seen on zen, her artist knew what they were doing kek

>>70303432
burnt toast

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1763264985147277686
Mel is going to do a hand cam mini fig painting stream today on twitch at 2PM CT.

>>70303464
Yuunii is going to go out with a bang on her Zen Boss outfit.

Spicy ramen zen flavor, fuck yeah

>>70303412
Hot

Zen having feet issues...

>>70303556
we need fat zen tits, it's our home, our way of life...

>>70303432

I love the pink rat.

>>70303548
Source?

>>70303721
https://twitter.com/thiccwithaq/status/1763263454499020856

Holly tits
I feel giddy
Im so excited

>>70303717
>strawberry shortcake
>cotton candy
>rainbow sherbert
>peach
Quite a flavorful Zen

New Shia BFE audio https://twitter.com/ShiaBun/status/1763265850499367323

>>70303764
Thanks
*cums*

https://x.com/SyxhSevenEight/status/1763254934697570801?s=20

>>70303363
Surely he will have to stream a bunch in order to pay off his debts when he finally comes back.

>>70303916
She really needs to debut already. It's so weird to see all this fanart of an ordinary girl standing next to a giant pink roach lmao

Yunii was supposed to be doing a model for Mouse as well. I assume it would be the one she has been teasing recently because it has been over a year since the stream where Mouse said it.

>>70303866
this is fire

twitch.tv/Silvervale

Love my wolf wife
She's live with cyberpunk!

>>70303866
I don't know why this tragic ASMR shit started and why its happened so quick but I love it.

giantess org

Zen with the angles

>>70303363
He really hyped up the trip streaming ideas just to barely stream and not do a single collab with Mata or Shoto and U-san

>>70303962
If she really wants to play up the rival kayfabe. She should come back as an exterminator.

>>70304204

do you collect something? Like mechs or actionfigures? Are you playing with them?

Zen doesn't know how file management works...

>>70304308

>>70303764
Where's the alts?

>>70303962
gonna take at least 3 more months minimum regardless of what she chooses and that's assuming she finally made a decision.

https://twitter.com/Canninyart/status/1763261295875559609

>>70304640
why 3?

>>70304466
Probably on the patreon or whatever.

>>70304442

>>70303962
>ordinary girl
She clearly has cat ears in that pic

Zen died

>>70304686
~2 more months in JP and then settling back in when she gets home + commissioning time for a model which can vary wildly depending on indie/vshojo and specific artist she may want.

>>70304865
>commissioning time for a model
Hololive already has one waiting for her.

>>70304957
yeah but that would likely be even later than 3 months - unless Grimmi was originally retiring for Holo.

>>70303866
heh

>>70304139
The earliest one I could find is from the 25th. Not sure why it spread so fast though

>Zen got the new gloves already
Damn that was fast

Is Mouse ever going to use the ASMR mic she bought years ago

>>70305269
She already has, just for [chosen male here]

>>70304865
>2 more months
but she said she will be there for 1 more month

>>70303304
>zen announces vite ramen flavor
>vite ramen just took over sales and shipment of bao's and yuzu's? merch

JC THIS WOMAN HOW SHE IS A SCREAMER WTAF

>>70305269
She already has, just for me

>>70305269
I think she already has, just for that one "boy smell" tweet.

5 Hours until Showtime

Mm.

>>70305698

>>70305698
Ideal body

It’s going to be 4 jp covers, 2 English covers and 2 original songs, guests will be GEEGA and Bubi as dancers. U-San will be the secret guest and Melody will cover a jp song with her. The first original song will be right at the middle, and the second one at last with a more melancholic sound to it. Right after the show ends and credits roll, someone writes an envelope offstream and the show ends.

>>70305698
>>70305741
Dorky whore.

>>70305780
Nuh uh
It's gonna be Taylor swift or dua pippa or whatever.

>>70303464
Yunii the horny Italian

>>70305698
>Mel stream soon
>it's going to be another hand cam stream
>Mouse concert after that
>Henya stream after the concert
Today is going to be a good fucking day. Hell, it already is with Zen already live and showing off her new tracking gloves.

nyan is actually streaming a lot now, aethel a little more
did they suddenly realize their twitch careers are extremely fragile or are they saving for a house?

>>70305780
What about any of this plan of yours accounts for the guest she got cuz U-san wouldn't cause any hang ups to delay the concert nearly a month.

Zen is made of pure SEX

>>70305852
kek

>>70305850
Mind if I love your wolf wife?

>>70305780
Are you saying my King Bubi won't sing at all? I am now a Mouse anti of the highest degree.

>>70305698
Mel is made for SEX

>>70305927
>house
They need one when they move to Austin, Nyan's going become the One True Kitty

https://x.com/MataraKan/status/1763274938079953052?s=20

>>70305826
>dua pippa

>>70305976

>>70306052
will she do off collabs with vei

>>70306088

>>70306052
are they actually planning to move to texas? seems like a really bad idea

>>70306052
are they moving to austin?

>>70306052
They actually stated that they will be moving to Vegas (tax reasons). But Nyan for sure needs to get her ccv back in order to attract more sponsors

>>70306165
>>70306190
No, it's just a dumb meme cause of tectone

>>70306165
why they're fucking vtubers what difference does it make

>>70305927
They got strung along then abandoned by OTK just like Snuffy and so many others before them. Having that happen can drain a lot of your motivate to stream. They're recovering the rebuilding and things will be ok, but it's a painful situation for anyone to have to go through.

>>70305927
Not really, Nyan had a few weeks of not streaming but post leaving and even before that she was on the weekends, Tuesday and Thursdays. Aethel loves streaming so the only thing stopping him from being a daily one was a few days to have a break and taking the internet from Nyan. Now with the dog they got a new schedule in which Nyan streams early to take care of the dog in the afternoon, giving Aethel free range of being a daily streamer with two days off.

>>70306306
>They got strung along then abandoned by OTK
Not only does OTK have nothing to do with it, they didn't have any involvement in what you're talking about.

>>70306257
So they can appear at events and get sexually assaulted at parties.

>>70306165
>seems like a really bad idea
No state income tax is never a bad idea.

>>70306257
nyan despite appearing 2D has a functioning uterus, if something goes wrong with birth control either they have an oopsie or she could potentially die
it's something working people in their 20s and 30s are actively thinking about even if you lot aren't, plenty aren't taking work transfers to states where they're at risk

>>70306315
post leaving?

>>70306460
This is only the case if they do not want to have children. Despite what people say, the vast majority of human females are very capable of giving birth.

Novel Horizon is going to delay shipping Zen figures even more

>>70306315
>Kino motivates Nyan to stream daily.
>Zen has Mario and Millie and streams almost every day for hours
>Mouse has Cinnamoroll as a surrogate dog and streams for multiple hours
GARNT!!! I have a wonderful idea for a gift for your "granddaughter."

>novel horizon zen figures have to wait even longer
WHEN WILL I GET MY SEXO CYBORG ZEN FIGURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Zentreya is expecting

>>70306503
Go white girl go

>>70306521
google kelsie norris-de la cruz

>>70306563
gee, thanks

>>70306503
>And you may tell yourself "this is not my beautiful streamer org"
>And you may tell yourself "this is not my beautiful oshi"

>>70306659
Yes, I know what an ectopic pregnancy is, you should also know it's incredibly rare. The law has exceptions for ectopic pregnancies, and every article even states that. This is the fault of the doctors. Not the law.

>>70306526
The problem is that the Tech Fairy “works” more than Hime, she just quite literally games or goes out with friends while also taking care of home. I would have love to see Hime gaming on stream as much as she does offline, but she has the bad brain goblins, and it’s looking like a terminal case. Also I’m more scared of the day Garnt snaps and we get into the creation of Hime’s mom.

>>70304136
i dont remember posting this but yes, i do with all my soul. and im glad she was enjoying cyberpunk till we hit alien isolation.

zens 3D program just crashed, looks like another sleepless week for baffler to fix it kek

>>70306738
Are you being this obtuse on purpose or are you actually this stupid? Blaming the doctors for your shithole state's law? Also who wouldn't want to live in a state where you could get arrested for having a miscarriage

>>70306836
I am telling you now, the law has exceptions for life threatening pregnancies, including ectopic pregnancies. This was flat out a case of the doctors not understanding the law. I'm not even in Texas, I'm in New York.

>>70306738
clearly this can happen to any woman living in a state where doctors are worried they would be charged. it makes no sense to move to voluntarily move to a state with this issue when there are plenty of states that don't

>>70306943
She literally got the help she needed in the state.
>Dr Morgan said it 'baffles' him that doctors declined to help Ms Norris-De La Cruz, saying: 'Any kind of ectopic, anything like that is excluded.'

Will the Mouse be bold enough to invite the Mouceratops or is she still scared about it?

>>70306994
mouceratops is fucking dead anon

>>70307135
>he fell for it

3 hours and 20 minutes until Geega mogs Mouse.

I really hope we get Mel as a background dancer

>>70306977
yeah, it's sure baffling that it happened! but it did. and will again, because despite the law clarifying exceptions like this that passed eight months ago, this happened two weeks ago. if you can't accept the reality we all live in that state laws cause these life-threatening situations that didn't need to happen then I'm out

Btw zen and mouse made the most watched this month, paired with the fact that no holoEN made it expect a tourist raid soon

>>70307416
The doctor did not understand the laws. That is what caused it. The exceptions were put in place specifically for scenarios like this. It was the doctors fault for not understanding the law.

>>70306994
>>70307135
>>70307317

Is Geega streaming today?

>>70307589
Yeah, she's gonna start a 5 hour GTA RP stream at 6:59 PM EST

im nervous

>>70307674
It'll be fine mouse.

>>70307674
why? To many energy drinks?

>>70307453
>now they are accusing Zen of botting
hilarious

>>70307453
There is already a spergs thread about it, mostly people complaining that Twitch numbers are used at all.

>>70307453
The power of a cute school girl putfit

>>70305852
Missing something

>>70307782
That is because Twitch numbers are invalid.

Now excuse me while I embed watch twelve YouTube streams.

>>70307413
I mean Mel has been a part of the previews and it looks like she'll be doing a song with Mouse.

>>70305852
Give me the head cutout please.

Geega status

>>70308059
Having Sex with me

>>70308041
Mel is gonna get fucked under the bleachers.

>>70308059
gave a discord gtarp update

>>70308059
writing about fixing one of her twinks in gta on discord

4 hours until Showtime

Diamond city lights cover

zenner!

big heart in zen's chat

the last song of the concert will be a duo of Snake Eater with a certain someone

Another classic episode of Zen live testing software changes on stream and getting tilted kek

>>70308452
Yea ok buddy. There will also be a 4skinz intermission.

The concert will feature a CPR cover

>>70308452
Yeah, Nyan.

SHA LA LA LA
As the final song with two special guests

>>70308137
Yeah, by Chad

>>70308048
i actually stole that so i don't have the exact one. i do have this though.

>no stream org

I hope the concert will be good, is it just mousey singing in one go or like the last thing where everyone had a song?

>>70308626
wdym. Im watching Vei fail at picking up woman right now.

>>70308626
wdym, zen, nyan, vei and silver are all live?

>>70308629
I saw the preview, it's actually terrible.

>>70308629
More like Mouses last solo concert. Mouse focused with guests

>>70308629
I heard Sponge Bob will sing sweet victory with Mouse.

>>70308629
I saw the preview, it's actually kino.

>>70308629
It's Mouse's concert. Not a Vshojo concert. Understand this. You will get Mouse and Mouse duets.

>>70308700
I would pog.

>>70308629
I saw the preview, it's actually sex.

>>70308811
Yeah, Geega's part was sex.

i feel like people /here/ are setting their expectations from the concert a bit too high, when it's just mouse singing and shit

Mouse's concert will be fine, but she will never topple the true queen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUFWqcgUY8

i heard from a leak that nyanners will guest suddenly flying kick irl mouse off her wheel chair and throw her off the roof then jump off and do a frog splash then sing “viva la rasa” and teabag mouse’s dying corpse
also invitation to senzawa by the end of the concert but she just eats it and poops it out on mouse’s face

zen will finally reveal her real voice live on mouse's stage as the most stereotypical yeehaw texan southern woman you've ever heard and it'll make everyone diamonds

>>70308869

What preview

vei on discord said she will sing Cotton Eye Joe at mouse's concert

>>70308967
haha look at her go!

>>70308700
I hope Speedy Latini will come too

>>70308869
I think you're mistaking jokes with expectations.
We know what we'll get, and you know it's gonna be kino.
Even if Mouse doesn't believe so.
I'm looking at you Mouse!!!

>>70308452
It's going to be NotPomu

KURO HATE!!! '~'
I think I need to draw a cringe picture of this

>>70308904
I would kill myself, because that was as happy as I would ever be.

>>70308932
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

Love me some based irl demon girl with killer claws as fingernails. Froot is #1. Never seen a stream of just her tho.

>>70308869
I'm excited because this time the concert will include more Vshojo girls. Also, Mel and Geega having a part is unexpected so there's a bit more hype.

Geega gap moe....

>>70308869
I hope it’s better than last year but given the delays and that it’s Mouse’s music taste, I have my expectations low. The Vshojo concert was fine but nothing amazing too.

>>70308904
>the most stereotypical yeehaw texan southern woman you've ever heard
Hasn't Geega said that's what Zen actually sounds like? Well maybe not to that degree of exaggeration but I'm pretty sure Geega said Zen has a noticeable Texan accent.

Geega will begin her singing career with "I'm an Alabama Nigger"

Colorblind with Froot
I would cum

>>70309416
seeing mel in the trailer as a png and the background characters floating in walking animations makes me worried that it might be too rushed

Time traveler here
It was kino

>>70308869
vtuber concerts aren't really my thing, I'm going to watch to support but Mouse doing karaoke last stream was much more fun for me

>>70309543
Thanks MTD

Time traveler here
The Heavenlyfather and FRAIKI duet was kino.

holy anime moment

>>70309543
don't you have any future catastrophes to warn us about? just the vshojo concert?

>>70309543
Were there any letters?

>>70309720
This is more important than the bitcoin bubble in 3 days or whatever.

Mel live on twitch for a hand cam stream.

>>70309772
Huh, didn't know there was a dedicated Warhammer tag on Twitch before.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=5379795

I want to hold Mel's hand

VShojo MOGGED

>>70309872
I like the WAAAGH tag Mel added.

>>70309988
Sorry anon. Zen's stream just crashed and she was higher than Vei before it did so.

geega's bf got caught by the cops this is it
she's finally leaving gta

>>70309988
fake, vei doesn't stream

>>70310097
>geega's bf
which one

>>70310092
But is she streaming now? No? Then her numbers don't count. Remain mogged.

>>70310196
She is actually. The stream numbers haven't recovered yet though.

Is Mel still slumming it on a backup PC?

>>70310138
the twink larping as a 38 yo man. Tony's being interroated right now and anthony (the streamer) is seething rn because dude lagged into a pole and crashed into unconsciousness

>>70310274
Thanks I hate it

>>70310246
Remain. Mogged.

>>70310285
>the twink larping as a 38 yo man
You mean the 38 year old man larping as a twink?

>>70310262
Yes, unfortunately.

Zen is dying...

HOLY ZEN THIS FUCKING BITRATE

>>70306521
most hUmAn FeMaLeS aren't vtubers, and infertility seems to be quite common among vtubers.

>>70310397
I thought she moved for better internet and privacy....

>>70306149

>I don't think I cannibalised this PC
mel says at 5 fps

>>70310438
I don't think that's an internet issue, more like a vtube studio issue or something, don't remember the time an internet outage made any vtuber model destroy itself like that

>>70310424
>infertility increases chance of being a Vtuber as a woman
What's the male equivalent?

>zen is eating nuts, by the way
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>70310097
sykkuno is doing fine

>>70310610
maybe it's the same with male vtubers? I don't think anyone has studied it yet.
>>70310708
DEEZ NUTS

I fear this Mel stream might be a write-off.

>the repair place Mel took her broken PC to can't even figure out what's wrong with it
>that's why it's taking so long to fix
Mel just has all the bad luck.

>>70310806
>when the schizo meds kick in all at once

>>70310806
It's funny that she was trying to fake this to scare viewers but her ads and background looking perfectly fine betrayed her lol.

Going to need this one later.

>>70310806
>>70310852
The lobotomy was a success

>3 fps model
>constant buffering
>720p
>30 fps
>3k bitrate
Tech tuber of the year nominee btw

oh yes by the way, zen's collab with nerissa, orihime and kura is tomorrow and they will be playing Devour! rissa cute!!!

so the concert is in 3 hours, right?

i heard from leaks about the concert that
that ironmouse is a WHORE

>>70311030
I think you need to shave a digit off on that fps count there.

>>70311033
who's gonna devour who

>>70310912
Zen is a fan of the word "literally."

>>70311080
we love whores!

>>70311115
zen and nerissa will devour each others mouths live on stream whilst kura and orihime watch in splendour

>>70311033
>orihime
God, I love oreo woman

>>70311033
>orihime and kura
who?

>>70311030
She's also both delayed and somehow in the future, just for good measure.

>>70311040
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20240229T19&p0=179&msg=Ironmouse+Concert%3A+Attack+of+the+Magic+Cloud&font=cursive&csz=1#

>>70311226
kura is a vtuber like Aura is, sort of a corporate one
orihime is just an oreo woman who collabs with everyone she can kek

>>70311092
At the time i wrote it the twitch stat page reported 30, but after that it's been less than 10

when is showtime?

>>70311119
Great, now I'm imagining Zen with a valley girl accent...

>>70311422
>>70311293

>>70311226
Ori is the artist everyone goes to for graphics design stuff; logos, schedules, and overlays. She also has a really nice voice

>>70311166
Hot

>>70311423
would you let valley girl zen pamper you lovingly?

>>70311283
I'm actually starting to think it's her internet connection and not her PC. All of other streams on her backup PC worked just fine and for some reason her Steam can't connect to the internet.

>>70311554
Her model's lagging badly separately from the buffering though, isn't it?

>>70311554
But her model lags.
Her pc is fucked up

i love phase connect fans

>>70311583
what do you call this specific zen

>>70310274
>>70311128
>>70311583

When's the concert :)

>>70311658
>>70311293

>>70311636
Zentresaurus

>>70311293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSzMRC3YcXU

>>70311604
>>70311614
It's hard to tell with her stream running at 10 FPS.

>>70311636
Zentrenoughtus

>>70309754
well sorta, the ending duet with mouse and silver was really out of left field.

>>70311488
Anon, I think you have the roles reversed when it comes to valley girls.

>>70311699
It's a bit early for that song anon.

>>70311790
>spoiler
/in/

I keep misreading the OP image as get'n cunny...

I love Mel's little gay llama toy. It's a shame thins are so fucked up for her stream right now.

I miss my cute son

>>70311905
Norrin Radd, my oshi...

I don't miss the dubstep era, holy hell, this sounds awful

>>70312166
Kill yourself

>>70312166
Hard agree. Shit then, even more shit now.

>>70312269
after you

>>70306209
Aethel was being coy about it but made it sound like their apartment costs like 4k a month so I think they are fine money wise

>>70306209
>vegas

>>70312304
>4k a month for an apartment

If this vtubers don't even go outside, what's stopping them from moving to the midwest and buying a 4 bedroom house for the cost of 1 LA apartment?

>>70312166
Zen made me realize I still like dubstep even if I haven't listened to it in a long time. Phonk is better though.

>>70312368
better than 15k
kek

>>70312369
Vanity

>>70312369
lack of good internet

are you all busting some nuts before the concert so you can enjoy it without being horny?

>>70312369
Infrastructure, partying, and connections.

>>70312368
gated community in LA

>>70312446
I'm saving my nut for Geega

>>70312369
Might have to do with the fact that the midwest is essentially the middle of nowhere

>>70312166
What people call dubstep now is nothing remotely like what I grew up with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiMJGTYyj60

>>70312446
just edge throughout the whole concert like a real man

>>70312368
That's the average for a 3-bedroom in LA

>>70312498
That's the point. Housing is cheaper when there's less people

>>70312533
-$32
Hell yeah that's 2 big mac meals

>>70312471
>tags: vore

>>70312533
You can get a nice 3 bedroom here for the price of an LA 1 bedroom kek

>Mongolian throat singing
Now Zen is reaching peak music taste.

The outfit that could have been.

>mongolian throatsinging
NOW were podracing

>>70312533
Judging by how theirs looks and the average sq ft theirs probably costs over 4k damn

Bros... I suddenly feel a need to stretch out our grazing lands across the universe.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=5379795

UUOOOOOHHHHHH

>>70312723
Three cheers for genetic homogenization!

>>70312633
You think that's bad, wait till you see Gigi's neck of the woods.

>69
heh

>>70312803
I can't wait for the economic crash

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1763312749625410018
That's it for Mel's stream today. Fingers crossed her main PC can be fixed soon.

>Mongolian throat singing

>>70312369
>If vtubers don't even go outside
I think I found the problem in your reasoning

>>70313257
nah come on bro they're literally us...

>nyan raids into an offline aethel again

>>70313343
that's hot

>>70313343
Pink cat is being brutally buttfucked right NOW

>>70313343
why can't she be like Silver and just raind some chuuba

gee mouse how come your mom lets you have two pussys

>>70313461
https://files.catbox.moe/pmaexu.png

>>70313343
WHY IS SHE NOT PREGNANT YET AETHEL

>>70312655
teenage BUBI is a twink

>>70313857
It's 2024, we're all just not having kids until there are no humans left

>>70313600
aethals lucky

https://twitter.com/yoclesh/status/1763315916845035731

>>70313556
because that's the whole point behind what she's been doing lately - she said recently she wanted to cut herself from affiliations

>>70313857
Too expensive

>>70314069
I kneel Yoclesh, you made two of my favorite Zen drawings

holy shit

>>70314160
is aethel's cum made out of gold or something

new thread
>>70314229
>>70314229
>>70314229

>>70313857
Why would anyone willingly get a kid?

>>70314209
What
Why not sms?
That shit is pure nirvana