/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Lia is LIVE now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVl39mGXLs

Updated List

give Lia your energy, she needs it

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

Lias stream is so hot her house is on fire

I want to lick Lia

Lia is a road trip stacy

Get in line!

goon

If Sakana shit talked Lia I will find him

>>70249604
what happened?

>Check phone
>Lia texts this
What do

>>70249762
she's vague posting

>>70249114
uh oh

>>70249429
very nice anon

Man, Lia is really going through it.

Getting mindbroken by Lia!

>>70249915
I kinda already am

This has some September 2022 Lia vibes. She has a chip on her shoulder tonight

>Ive been put here on Earth to do one thing and one thing only: to mind break old men

I never thought i'd fall in love then I met Lia

members stream tomorrow is gonna be cry sad girl stream. bet.

>>70250133
if it happens at all

>>70249762
not really news
https://youtu.be/3G0m4APEM-U?t=5080

based question

Lia would erase history to get free fortnite skins

[Lia News] when Lia was a child, Lia's dad told her Pokemon was real and lived in San Francisco, and she believed him and was sad when they finally went there and there was no Pokemon, only gays.

we know the real reason she won't lose her fingers to learn japanese

the "superpower with a downside when you use it" questions are stupid. like, you might as well press the button anyway, and just not use the power all the time. imo the downsides need to be more immediate

YEAH YEAH
MY HEART'S IN A WHIRL
I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MY LITTLE CALENDAR GIRL
EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
OF THE YEAR

>>70250266
>>70249604
Lia should tell fish to go fuck his mother

>skip your period
>but you bleed out your eyes instead
how the fuck is that a good choice

>>70250231
The issue with WWII isn't that civilians of one ethnicity were slaughtered (there were several civilian ethnicities slaughtered) it was that they declared war to DO that.

>>70250691
you've never had a period if you don't see how much better that is.
The actual bleeding is the least consequential part of a period.

>>70250750
READ THE FUCKING SIGN WHORE, OF COURSE I HAVEN'T HAD A PERIOD

>>70250771
but I'm Lia

>>70250806
wrong, that's me

>>70250750
before you leave femanon, can you explain to anons how using a tampon works. Last week anons here were convinced the tampon was insert up the girls butt.

>Lia's dad is somehow still changing the batteries in the smoke detector 40 minutes later
fuck sake is he not handy?

>it's been like 20 minutes
>Rindad still hasn't fixed the fire alarm
typical ryobi buyer

>>70250914
College professor, what do you think?

Sex havers BTFO

>>70250833
Well the main idea of a tampon is that you put it up your vagina to hold the red flood, and then you forget it there for a month and then your genitals start rotting from the inside out (that's why I use pads).
If you're a faggot who gets fucked in the ass a lot it might be good to put it up your butt to mitigate a leaky asshole though.

>>70250833
To keep from messing up the undies.
Literally why women wear skirts/dresses. Before tampons they went without panties

>>70250914
Literally just takes a stepladder, a twist, and a battery you can get in any gas station. Sad.

so this is the result of Page 10 baking.

>>70251295
More like too many cooks!

Lia skipped the question about being about to teleport but only while pooping. this confirms she doesn't fart with that ass

I hope Lia cheers up

I can save Lia

Lia can save me

glad Lia streamed today, even if she's not in a good mood it's a lot of fun

>>70251581
She hasn’t cheered up in this many years, I doubt it’s going to happen now.

>>70251930
Lia is peaks and vallieys. such is life aboard the BiPolar Express.

>uses the word copious correctly
Lia dont forget youre supposed to have a 2nd grade reading level

>>70251581
I'm gonna chat and watch Lia because I love Lia.

>>70252167
based Liker

These questions are getting boring

>>70252216
they are written by literal children

Lia cute

>>70252374
literal children in 2014

AIDS is really fucking funny and i'm tired of pretending it's not

Mexican

I want art of starving Victorian child Lia so bad

>wears glasses
>dad bod
>blue man
is Blue Meanie Lia's ideal man?

LIA JUST SAID SHE DOESN'T FART
SHE DOES NOT FART WITH THAT ASS

>>70252967
timestamp

she's so cute bros

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE MENHERA
RATE THE QUESTIONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>70253255
I love her so much she is my perfect friend/10

thank you for raiding bestie :)

>>70253255
>RATE THE MALWARE
made me smile
>RATE THE MENHERA
I want to protect Lia
>RATE THE QUESTIONS
redundant
>RATE THE STREAM
Im glad she streamed and glad the stream made her take her mind off of whatever is going on

>>70253344
More like breastie.

>>70253255
6/10. Lia was pretty off-balance today and most of the questions were pretty low-quality to work with (or too yab to seriously incorporate), but she did a good job with what little she had. Not a classic Lia stream, but an alright enough one.

>>70253255
I will fuck YouTube in its ass for Lia

>>70253047
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-SUCAJ7wXGTDlDDBkQraCp3Jv1mqsj4L?si=4YELZLqagiC9yCkR

Remember Likers, this is the rule you must always follow.
Only watch Lia. Don't do stupid shit all because you didn't watch Lia and watched other girls instead.

>>70253255
hope Lia feels better can tell she wanted to vent some stuff. Hope she gets it figured out and put it behind her during her break

>>70253255
Lia/10
glad she cheered up a bit by streaming/10
made by children in 2014/10
really fun, classic Lia style. kino/10

>>70253255
Rindad needs to learn how to change batteries faster/10

>>70253473
kek

>>70253419
>>70253344
Please fishman....poach her!

feel like this break is coming right on time for her. I just hope she goes somewhere and does something fun and disconnects.

>>70253255
My absolute favorite Victorian street urchin!

>>70253473
the chase is better than the catch. Lia will own up to it one day lol

>>70251000
What kind of retard forgets to take a tampon out of her vagina? You either have to be extremely overweight fuck or a cripple in order for that to happen.

>>70254277
Or just retarded. Lots of retards out there.

Current Thread Streak Without Dying: 69
>All Time Consecutive Thread Streak Without Dying: 205

>>70254575
heheheheeheheh 69

Maybe Rindad was installing new smoke detectors in the whole house, and that is why it took him an hour?

>>70254716
I think Rinmama needs a real man around the house (me) to fix her smoke detectors in a timely manner

>>70254716
man has ryobi as his tool platform.

>>70254831
what is wrong with Ryobi? They are on the come up

Love her

>>70255074
it's for typical weekend warrior not very handy dads.
you want your dad to be a Dewalt Dad or Makita Dad.

Saying you have a Ryobi Dad is like saying you have a dad who watches CNN. Eww, dude.

>>70255301
this guy gets it

What sick timing that things aren't going well in my life either. I hope both things get better for the both of us.

>>70255586
can i do anything to cheer you up, anon?

>>70255586
same here, I hope if I can get my shit together maybe some of that energy can go to Lia

>>70255639
I reckon we got a traditional method for doin' that in these parts, pardner.

>>70255885

>>70255885
Unironically been tempted to start an onlyfans or something similar the past few weeks lol. Hasn't gotten that bad yet and I hope it doesn't get to that point.

>>70255760
It's falling apart for all of us.

>>70256156
femanon?

>>70256176
>those butt fangs

>>70256200
I really wish, but I do cross-dress and look female enough so maybe if I do cross that line I could get some money

>>70256285

>>70256285
you're a cute cross dresser and you haven't given us a sample? wtf bro

>>70256285
Share with the class, boy.

>>70256566
>>70256809
One of my lower quality pictures.

>>70256913
would

>>70256913
Cut your nails.

>>70256913
how's your tummy look?

we should watch some And1 Mixtape

>>70257154
some what?

>>70256968
This is the shortest I let my nails get, they get much much longer. But I do get compliments from my female coworkers saying how jealous they are of my nails.
>>70257133
I have a tiny gut, if I flex a little it looks like I have no gut.

am I the only straight white male Liker here?

>>70257392
I am straight and I never cross-dress outside of my home. Don't want any of the normies assuming I'm a tranny if I do.

>>70257360
https://youtu.be/LweNdi92DW0

>>70257392
I might be one depending on where you draw the line on whiteness as far as northern European heritage is concerned.

>>70257392
yes. you're the Christopher Columbus of Lia from Phase Connect

>>70257392
i'm bi so i'm straight half the time

i can save her

>>70256913
Would jerk your little pecker off with two fingers.

I wonder if Lia ended up ordering Texas Roadhouse?

>>70256566
how rare is a 5 star gold lia?

>>70255301
Yeah i dont get Ryboi fags. Just spend the extra $20 and get a real tool

>>70252897
Life was hard for the average victorian child.

>>70260382
get a chimney sweep hat on her and it's perfect

>>70260382
SO CUTE OH MY GODDD

thinking about lia's brown butthole

>>70260958
stop being GROSS

>>70260958
it's pink and I will literally die on this hill

>>70260958
>>70261146
As long as we can agree that Lia's butthole isn't blue, there can be peace in our time.

>>70257571
>2003 professor highlights on vt
i never know what i am gonna find in lia from phase connect

>>70260382
you should post this on twitter so she can see it. she'd love this

does Lia know mermaids are white?

>>70262415
Mermaids arent real.

what now

>>70262910
Whatever you got to tell yourself to sleep at night. As for me, I'll always be looking for some of that sweet, sweet fishussy.

>>70262910
Lia literally said tonight her #3 dream is to be a mermaid why would you crush her dream?

>>70264344
We get you ready for the commentary booth, babygirl

>>70264767
>babygirl

>>70264344
*strokes your tail*

>>70265117
hey no touchy!

>>70249031
add Prisma Iilya

>>70261506
>implying
It really accentuates her eyes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/6c0kh3.png

>>70262037
You can do it if you want. I don't want whatever attention that may bring.

>>70265392
sorry you need to use conditioner

>>70265617

>>70265617
nasty

>>70264344
we goon

>>70266683
based

>>70265617
personally I think this is what pomnis nips and vag look like

>>70266683
Flat butts are NOT sexy.

>>70267230
are you lost? go back to the choc ghetto

>>70267321
Now type that without crying, O'Shaunessy.

>>70267229
why are you sick in the head

>>70267488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fUz9pP4Kc0

>>70264344
You should jong

>>70267230
WRONG!

There's a cougar on the prowl
Bringin' young men down
She's older than your dad
And she's comin' to your town

The church has fallen on hard times. Day by day as the walls slowly crumble into a state of disrepair, nun lolia does her best to not waver in her faith.

>>70268679
>>70260382
>ai anon is back
based

>>70268679
no matter what happens I will stand with faith by the church of Lia

>>70269064
That is no country for old men. The young
In one another's arms, birds in the trees,
—Those dying generations—at their song,
The salmon-falls, the mackerel-crowded seas,
Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer long
Whatever is begotten, born, and dies.
Caught in that sensual music all neglect
Monuments of unageing intellect.
An aged man is but a paltry thing,
A tattered coat upon a stick, unless
Soul clap its hands and sing, and louder sing
For every tatter in its mortal dress,
Nor is there singing school but studying
Monuments of its own magnificence;
And therefore I have sailed the seas and come
To the holy city of Byzantium.
O sages standing in God's holy fire
As in the gold mosaic of a wall,
Come from the holy fire, perne in a gyre,
And be the singing-masters of my soul.
Consume my heart away; sick with desire
And fastened to a dying animal
It knows not what it is; and gather me
Into the artifice of eternity.
Once out of nature I shall never take
My bodily form from any natural thing,
But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make
Of hammered gold and gold enamelling
To keep a drowsy Emperor awake;
Or set upon a golden bough to sing
To lords and ladies of Byzantium
Of what is past, or passing, or to come.

How do we get this thread to be heterosexual?

>>70269528
We like Lia, whatchu mean

>>70269272
beautiful, brings a tear to my eye

>>70269528
ive been trying with the sports posting and it seemed to work, but then a few weeks ago lia used her deep male voice and next thing i knew i wanted my mouth on a gloryhole

>>70270049

>>70270726
This Lia looks like she gives rimjobs to ojisans

I miss the Junkoposter why did he get put on vacation it's not fair

>>70271300
Homeboy needs to stay in his lane.

Lia making a mess in the kitchen

https://files.catbox.moe/o4h4rz.png

>>70271935
am i going to regret opening this

>>70271970
It's not scat or dolphin porn

>>70271970
AI + sperm focused yuck

ONE STAR!

>>70271935
>slime progress is being made
wam CHADS

>>70271935
2/10 desu

>>70271935
I want to throw pies in Lia's face

>>70271935
I really like this

>>70271935
I need more WAM Lia in my life

>>70272065
>>70272193

>>70273070
i don't think they understood it was wet and messy fetish

>>70273070
the little bit of teeth in the disgust frown is perfect

>>70273155
It's funny to me that it will get details like that really well, but then absolutely fail on hands and fingers. Can't wait for the tech to advance more. Right now it takes a lot of extra steps to clean up and fix things like weird hands.

I wish I hadn't become so parasocial for Lia, whenever she gets like this it worries me sick so bad. I sometimes feel like I'm failing her for not being able to do anything to make her feel better. I want to do more than just say "I hope things get better <3" but all I can do is hope and pray.

>>70273613
Lia will be ok. Her break is coming at a good time for her.

>>70273153
Get a better fetish

>>70273705
No u
my fetish is fun

Pink

https://files.catbox.moe/8h3nlv.png

>>70274008
Hell yeah brother

>>70274008
Lia in cute little girl panties with animal patterns when?

>>70274008
i want to slime this Lia with green cake batter

>>70273613
show up and show out for lia

>>70274138
Tried with a tiny bit of success.
https://files.catbox.moe/r71ux7.png

>>70275453
kinda looks like a capip, cute

>>70275453
Flat butt please?

>>70275737

https://files.catbox.moe/y1csbv.png

>>70276023
Not flat but still very nice!

>>70276023
i'm salivating

>>70276232
>>70276272
Even when trying emphasis on flat, the AI keeps pumping out juice. Here's an alternate I tried.

https://files.catbox.moe/qabfgd.png

>>70276356
maybe make her butt loli? it'd probably make it smaller. idk if you can mix and match like that tho

>>70276356
I wonder if the AI is mistaking "flat" for "fat".

>>70276525
probably cuz there isn't a common tag for flat/small butts. you have big tits, small tits, and big ass but no small ass.

>>70276600
Be the change

The flat butt enjoyers are truly an oppressed group

Tried with a different model and adjusted some tags. Looks a little flatter.

https://files.catbox.moe/tgekfw.png

>>70276712
big ass just wants to keep the little man down

>>70277222
now we're getting somewhere, this is nice

>>70276712
Our time will come soon enough.

>>70277590
fukin nice

>>70277222
now make her brap

>>70277231
look at that perfect butt

>>70278922

i like rinmama

>>70280515
turn that frown upside down big guy!

does anon fart with that ass

>>70273613
Personally I blame **

>>70280818
yeah but its not hot or cute im a man

nighty night homos

Im going to sleep, but at what cost?

im like 5% gay

Lia please stop taking down streams. It's frustrating when I'm trying to watch every stream avalible and they just disappear right when I'm about to watch them.

I like Lia

>>70286345
Watch streams live. She pretty much spelled out last night YouTube are being cunts striking old streams and demonetizing them. She just needs to move to twitch fuck jewtube.

>>70287079
If I were Lia I would be kinda annoyed at Phase for not being the line of communication to sort things out. I would think one of the perks of being in a corpo is you have management to support you that will fight those battles and word things a certain way to win appeals and stuff.

>>70287079
Sorry that I'm trying to do Ashelia reps from years ago. I need to know everything, even down to miniscule gaming streams where she has done nothing but react to the game. Sorry that I couldn't just "Watch Streams Live bro lmao" when I didn't even start consistently watching her until 2023. Lia pisses me off when it comes to lost streams, because she's always a fucking joke saying to "do your lia reps", but will go on to take down the reps needed. Fuck off.

>>70287355
Now type this without crying.
Also read posts and literally watch last nights stream where she being menhera because YT are fucking her on old streams. Do you think Lia likes taking down streams and likes having to battle with YT?

>>70287459
>>70287355
If you look at Lia’s twitter likes from the last week, she has liked tweets from other chuubas like Coni and Shondo who are also having issues with new YT bot demonetizing old vods and stuff

Get pissy at jewtube

Dont forget only 1 day left to buy valentines day merch and get the Lia daki

Im still thinking about the anon who had his benis on the lia mousepad

*toots*

>>70288976
Very nice, Hexa

I just hope Beebs calls me a faggot

Lia is pure and not for sexuals

Beebs is pure and not for sexuals

>>70289305

>>70289445

Who is beeps?

>>70289517
I will fight you

>>70289517
hasanfag fingers typed this post

Morning bros today I think I will like Lia 7% more than I did yesterday

>>70290213
Thanks for not charging me rent, homie.

>>70290827
Show hole

>>70290860
You haven't earned it.

>>70290881
Rude! Why not?

>>70285542
*takes your anal virginity*

Too much rape talk on vt

>>70292093
RAPE

>>70279726
Cute

>>70279726
pippa toes...

I want to take Lia to Texas Roadhouse

>>70293774
Do they have the bloomin onion?

Want to take Lia behind the woodshed

>>70287261
I don't know if you know this but you literally need to be a corporation bigger than YouTube, a government or one of the normal fag YouTubers like Logan Paul or Moist Critical force them to listen to you. They've done this to million dollar companies as well, hell even Hololive and Nijisanji don't have proper Communications with YouTube because they are not bigger than them.
Phase and managements are probably trying to help Lia but there giving the same answers no matter who tries to talk to them.

>>70295238
Fair enough

>>70273613
Don't be parasocial for anyone, it will wreck you. Just remember what happened to Flakes. You don't want to be like him or all the other phase schizos who fell apart because they got too attached to a vtuber.

>>70296424
Fuck off flakes

>>70296424
Two days ago I severed ties with a friend group I had for 5 years cause they anti'd lia because of pl shit

>>70297116
NTA but he wouldn't share words of caution like this, he would be doxx fagging or anti-ing Lia.

>>70297201
but everything from her pl is tame. what could they possibly anti?

Any good teams play soccer tomorrow?

>>70296424
That will never be me. My sisters and me have first-hand experience of stalkers so I know all too well. The minute I cross that line is the day I kill myself. I can control myself in that regard.

Really want to get into this soccer thing but I arrived a little too late in the thread for that and you feel like a poser if I try.

>>70297597
That's ok! You're literally just in time because divegrass starts this weekend! a perfect time to get started with it!

>>70297597
we have a team we are proud of. full of lia core memes. i hope you consider watching the games with us and supporting lia

Lia friend Rurumi is liv

https://www.twitch.tv/rurumi

>>70297327
Back in 2021, before joining Phase, Lia bitched at this friends gf cause her indie model was a Japanese stereotype, causing them to stop being friends. At first his anti'ing motivated me to like Lia more, but soon it became unbearable.

>>70297597
nonsense there is no such thing as too late

we are still a newer team, anyways, have only ever played 3 games we are still a baby team growing

>>70297597
Divegrass is for all Likers, hope to see you there

>>70297697
Look at those Rinmelons.

>>70298153
that's extremely gay but not worth anti'ing her over 3 years later

>>70298269
>Lia on 3 teams
>only have same day overlap 1 day, the final group stage day
honestly perfect

>>70298823
*2 days
March3 & March 15
but still same sentiment a Lia rep is potentially playing every single match day.

Junkoposter doko?

>>70299182
probably on vacation for a couple days because people are faggots

>>70298153
I'd anti too if that was my gf. My girl flounders while her former friend has reached heights most can only dream of? Fuck, man. At least he's not motivated solely by culture war brainrot.

>>70297597
you should watch the friendly game we had vs. /pcg/ from last month. one of the best games ever played

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5w3ZnhVf8

>>70299382
>the matchup preview was both of Lia's cats
SOVL

>>70297372
/pcgia/ is playing tomorrow.

>>70289334
I read this as "purple"
I didn't know that purple is associated with not being for sex

>>70299382
This was a fucking awesome game

Good morning bros I like Rinmama

anyone else shake when they wake up sometimes?

>>70301020
Your blood sugar is probably low, neetbro.

hope we'll get lucky in divegrass

>>70301184
I had a brownie before I went to bed, I don't think it's that

>>70301375
if we do i'll cum tribute your post

>>70301375
Its a marathon not a sprint. One game at a time!

>>70301375
this seasons gonna be fun!

>>70301419
That brownie might've spiked your blood sugar, causing it to crash hard by the time you woke up. I'd get some blood work done just to be safe.

>>70299245
yeah capipis are faggots

>>70302153
remember shimakaze pipi? now THAT was a faggot, a hot one

>>70298269
I can't wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

Lia from Phase Connect friends the crazy brothers of LA Flights are live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMObFSwA23A

>>70302334
he wears hot shit but his body isn't that nice

>>70302334
who?

>>70302726
he had a beautiful erotic tummy watchu on about. we might not be talking about the same person

stop being gay

>>70302804
i've seen quality femboys and he's not one of them
built like any other skinny dude with nothing effeminate about him other than the clothes he wears

Anyone have 7 different yippees?

>>70303141

>>70303141
i have a lot

>>70303243
>>70303175
Hit me up brothers

>>70303141
i like lia

>>70303141
argggg shiver me timbers
shiver me niggers

>>70303141

>>70303141

>>70303141
Stay gold, Ponyboy

>>70299182
>>70192339

>>70303141

We do have a baker right?

>>70303860
Im baking yeah

>>70303549
Someone hasn’t done their Danganronpa reps

>>70304038
I'll do my reps on my next paycheck queer

>>70304038
I think he's playing DR for the first time. Can't wait to see how he reacts to the second twist involving Junko.

>>70304178
Why didn't you post your ritual post you fucking homo?

>>70304178
based

new
>>70304352
>>70304352