/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can't wait for the EN3 lolis.

>>70245618
Cute!

I love Momo

>>70245672
Cute little fag!

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>70245672
Cute little fang!

>>70245723
very uncalled for

>>70245723
rude

>>70245672
JOI when?
Momo please let me cum

>>70245723
That's mean

>>70245618
Ewww!

>>70245723
>>70245796

>>70245618
ewww!

>>70245823
>>70245857
My apologies

>>70245618
Cute out of shape dork <3

>>70245983

can i be called a cute little fag..

I want to sniff Coni's feet

she isn't coming back this week is she

>>70246023
You are my cute little faggy baby <3

Roca's laughter is so cute

fuck roca is so amazing

Idol is healing.

>>70246187
Its in stark contrast to how erotic Roca looks.

roca...
I'm surprised nobody told her to go grind schmoos to destroy the rest of the game yet

>>70245593
Coni is a phase friend and should phase in :)
You guys can have lumi

>new Kai/Juna collab announced
Based.

Its So cold without fuyo
But i will stay strong
I will do my Best for her
And for charms, i hope whoever reads that, have a nice Day or good night

>>70246459
I don't want her because she would bring xalabussy with her

>>70246500
stay strong lucky charm-kun

>>70246459
counter offer, yuko for lumi

>roca BTFOing feminists
jesus she's too based

I miss Momo

>>70246897
Indeed

>>70246860
i dont like lumi either but Id accept this trade, pcg seems to love yuko anyways since shes a pippa orbiter

I cant believe Poko now has to wageslave at the Krusty Krab.

Perfection.

>>70246077
>>70246599
We need a gif of a carnie's face being warped to look like he's sniffing very stinky feet

https://twitter.com/kattarina_qutie/status/1762938418793787555
it's over

i love my wife junny

>>70239405
Glory to the gains

>>70247770
I feel the pain

>>70246860
No fuck off I don't want coomers in my general
>>70246569
Tbh she would be wasted in phase, fishman is too scared of anything controversial so she couldn't be as based as she is.
I'm still jealous of you jews

I miss when there were more Katta posters
Wish I could watch her when she comes back but she streams at the worst possible times for me

>>70248026
>fishman is too scared of anything controversial
There's no way that's possible, the dude's corpo got big off of talents doing the most yab shit possible

>>70245618
So why the fuck don't any of these Yuko fans donate to her?

>>70248144
You must be new.

>>70248322
poor momo

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me
At my house
In real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLflIjEm11w
my wife pogo has begun streaming

>>70248295
too busy blaming "antis" and astroturfing the thread

>>70248510
>>70248624
pogo is a lot like spongebob now that I think about it

Shes even using the sound effects....

New rrat, highly probably.
>Poko and Fuyo both have a squirt jar with a piece of each other's merch inside. They are competing to see who can fill their jar first, and they share daily progress photos on Discord. Whoever wins gets to be on top when they fuck during their upcoming offcollab ASMR. Currently, Poko is winning.

two pogos?

I wish I was having sex with two Pokos

>>70248795
eh, I don't buy it, theres no way fyo is dumb enough to think that she could outsquirt poko

wow the krusty krab has reasonable menu prices

I miss AI sponge...

>>70246459
Your entire family should die, once they're all dead including your pet commit suicide
Phasefag I see Phasefag I curse for all of eternity in this life, in your previous and next lives nothing but excruciating anguish and suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBq_IZYhDg

Poko holding the spatula...

>>70249279
f-fuyobro stop you're scaring me

>>70248795
so thats why fuyo has been inactive lately, too busy doing her squirting reps and trying to catch up to poko's jar

>>70249415
holyfuck i want those chubby grippers on my cock

>>70249415
still would

>>70249476
The silly overcame me!! Sorryyyyy I'll try to remain peaceful from now on..

so this is what poko meant by her getting a job?

I thought you guys said Poko doesn't get money

Poko is so creative

>>70249723
She's working at a black company like the Krusty Krab, of course she doesnt make money.

>>70249686
She wanted to btfo the Crabby Rrats

>>70248144
I would say to do reps but I'm the tourist here he cracked down hard on Pippa

Man it feels good to have a good girl blue vtuber who does kino roleplaying, sad the other one died.

my poor poko

Poko... this is worse then the Selen Termination...

>>70249415
damn that's disgusting

>Pokino roleplay turns into a gaming stream
Poko... My knees...

kino intro to spongebob games

I cant believe Poko is going on a shooting spree.

Witch vtuber

Boobros, rirocons... come home

>>70250780
whomst

>>70250780
i'm fine, thanks.

So shes so desperate they're fishing for new fans in other threads now?

>>70250780
>From a grifter to another
lol

>>70250780
>>70250780
That's a 10/10 tummy and hips but I still don't know how to feel about her
Will wait a few weeks to see if she doesn't go back to her old habits first

>>70250780
tell me why she got fired and ill think about it

>poko out of breath

>>70250780
I seriously can't remember anything about nano but call me if she pulls a vibrator out I guess, otherwise I'm good

i miss riroposters and i'm tired of pretending i don't

>>70250780
>sexo model
>Is too shy to do or say anything lewd
Yuri...

>>70250780
I thought she soft quit vtubing and just wanted to do art stuff

>poko gets fired
>leaks company secrets on the way out
based
but watch out aviel

POKO LEAKED THE SECRET KRABBY PATTY FORMULA

>>70250817
It's idolfriend Nano Cunny I mean Bunny. The true blue GFE who will never abandon you.

>>70251207
more balls than Riro

>>70250780
would harapan but no thanks

>>70251143
That was a rrat made by seething faggots who hate coomchuubas and GFE. They were jealous that Nano is loyal to her original fans while other girls are not.
>>70250920
Whatever the dramafags say she did, our Nano has never turned away from her fanbase and has always been loyal. Give her a chance. Your loyalty will be rewarded TOT

>>70251486
ok but why was she fired?

>>70251486
>begging
grim

>>70251508
The Phase CEO gave her an ultimatum.
>Either delete all your coomtent and become a seiso prude or resign
Nano refused to compromise her beliefs
so he fired her and deleted her content anyway
but at least Nano kept her dignity :3

>>70251508
Stop asking, nobody here knows

More Poko JOI when?

>>70251744
yet he lets Pipnigs exist?
>>70251828
ok, not watching

>>70251843
Soon, when she starts ovulating and becomes sexually pent up.

>Astroturfing phase related chuubas
Many such cases, maybe it'll work on your 10 attempt, don't give up

How do I send Coni a castration method tier list without revealing my identity?

>>70251885
how can we make her pent up earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ub8b5vjNxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ub8b5vjNxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ub8b5vjNxo
whoa check out this vtuber instead

>>70251109
>>70251744
>she's seiso
>she's a coomer
who's lying, here
actually who cares, make a catalog thread

>>70250780
nanobytes? nah I'm good. Her voice isn't that cute anyways.

Who gives a fuck about fruit

yuko was cute today, but i still miss the gfe version. i want to drink her sweat.

>>70251879
Pippa sabotaged both Yuko and Nano by poisoning their minds. Yuko still thinks that Pippa is her friend but Nano has grown out of that and knows better.
Pippa caters to two fanbases and pits them against each other to troll. Yuko thought she could do the same thing too. That didn't work out obviously because Unicorns have spine.
Watching Nano is the ultimate fuck you towards the Pippas of the world because it shows them that the girls can do fine without phase connect. It will also show Yuko the error of her ways and that yes she can return to coomtent and doesn't need a corpo trying to censor everything she does.
Which would you prefer? Yuko stagnating in Idol dragging the rest of the girls down or Yuko free doing the sussy coomtent you know she craves deep in her heart

>>70252300
w*men

>>70251972
>person who hates phase and makes vaguetweets about her experience black corpos every time niji/akio/vrev have a scandal is "related"
My friend, the only emotion Nano feels towards Phase is Hate.

>>70252391
You should be doing speeches for money instead of bunny e-pussy

The amount of time this schizo spends shooting in the dark without hitting anyhing is really impressive.

kiwisisters.....

>>70252063
Fuck if I know. Send her dick pics in the Maros or post cum tributes in her NSFW tag

>>70252165
She has never been lewd, sadly. Unless she suddenly changes now as an indie.

>TTS fag salty that he can't use his favorite voice
kek stay mad. I hope she never turns it back on

>>70251080
They really were very sweet and silly. I miss them

blackberries that low is unforgivable
>>70253264
yeah, it's unironically been noticeable in a very very very good way that he's been donating less just because of that, hope he fucks off for good (but not to any other idol girls because they and none of you deserve it)

>>70253575
>honeydew in S tier
nice, she should try figs, they're delicious.

>>70253575
i don't understand plums in S tier, they're not bad but they're so forgettable
bananas in D tier is a sin against god

>>70253575
katta version for comparison

>>70253575
>pears in D
I no longer want Coni Confetti to castrate me

she has grapefruit so high, how can people eat that shit?

>>70253575
>watermelon not in S tier
i knew there was a reason I hated Coni so much

>>70253940
she's not thinking about taste she's thinking about some woman shit like how they look in a fruit salad or a drink

>>70253575
>mango, peach, starfruit and banana that low
is she fishing for antis?

>>70253940
Get a big, ripe one, cut it in half, and eat each segment with a spoon.

>>70254090
lmao..

>>70253940
>he has never been grapefruited

alright this is the one where she potentially make an anti out of all of /jidf/

nintendies BTFO..

>>70253575
I'll never trust an american's opinion on how fruits and vegetables taste, what you guys get up there is barely better than artificially synthesized food.

kek Coni we can clearly see that purple/blue you took a lot of 'influences' from Hex Maniac

Coni just called Pochi a onions drinking nintendrone...

>>70252391
you won me over, ill give her a chance

>>70254465
deserved, this piece of shit company does not deserve any support

>loli not in S tier
I feel betrayed

>loli in B tier
it's over

>loli B tier
and now I have to anti her
also
>a dozen people in chat saying they hate loli
kek

Coni is a trash streamer
Enjoy your twitch memes and tyler 1 collabs, im now an anti

>>70254665
can't blame them really, i will never reveal my powerlevel for as long as I live

I have a feeling that this tierlist would be completely different if you asked her to do it once a week

But how based is Coni for putting Loli in C tier

>>70254665
we should have gatekept idol harder.. gotta keep reminding twitter where Idol is from

>>70254737
Definitely

>>70254604
>>70254628
>>70254665
erm I guess she's not going to like the art I commissioned...

>>70254786
literally just remind them what coni's model is and who her artist is
god I hate the state of carnies

The cope for Coni putting loli in a low tier is that she's basing them off tropes not actual sexiness.
Most anime lolis ARE kinda mid. We need more brats

>>70254868
we will, brother

>>70253774
Is liking berries a Russian thing?

>>70254999
its all the Soviet induced famines, they were forced to forage for food

I think Esekai minus Juna should play Uno so they can shit on each other for real and pass it off as banter

>Poko has a crush on Paul Dano
????????????????

>>70255462
he does kind of have a swedish phenotype thing going on

>>70255462

>>70255462
most normal poko crush, at least he's actually a human

I'm oldmaxxing, I'm getting older every day, soon I will have coni as my gf

>"whats wrong with girls now a days??"
>puts a robot and a fish in top sexy tier
Coni's brain is a maze

>she's two timing guardbros and kr*wt*ns now

>>70255462
so that's who she was too embarrassed to tell us a while back?

Yugiri news: she thinks Coni is cute.

Robbie Rotten bros....

>>70256347
Did you take notes? Will you fulfill her fantasy of having a rich husband who can take care of her kids so she never has to live in a trailer and work at Walmart again? Will you kiss her passionately in the rain?

Move over fleshbags

what exactly about Bill Cypher do girls find attractive? I just dont get it, hes literally a triangle with a tophat...

>>70256799
He's funny, dangerous and mysterious

>>70256995
im so wet rn

>>70257058
fuyo what the fuck

>>70257058
Poko pls

Yae talking about Coni:

https://www.youtube.com/live/qgcRm-UWb_Q?si=rn6w2hue1ukEx4Bq&t=11611

>>70257058
yuko...

Dusty found his new oshi

>>70257194
man really gets around huh, I saw him membering to poko earlier today

>>70257140
She's right

>>70256799
He's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>70257365
show your tits

>>70248565
the new generation of boo bros can't afford to give her money. the best they can do is ritualpost "cute!!!", post random screenshots to prove they're watching her stream, and say really natural-sounding things like "wow i'm loving yuko's new content direction"

>>70257365
oh my god he's just like me

>>70257365
Marry me

>>70257435
the last 2 streams the donos have picked up slightly, i suspect in a few weeks they'll be up even more. she's not going to reach her old peaks any time soon certainly if ever. but the barren streams immediately post-yab will slowly be gone too. she'll find her new space; and hopefully antis will move on and just organically post about someone else while letting her remaining fans here post about her peacefully.

>>70257194
who gives a shit?

>>70257569
That sounds like a good scenario.

After this tier list stream I am a Coni anti

>>70256799
He is evil. Thats literally all you need for women to like you. The problem that irl that usually gets you jailed.

>>70257569
>while letting her remaining fans here post about her peacefully.
no matter how things go in the future, this is never going to happen
the guardbros thing is never, ever going away and they deserve the moniker

>>70257954
as long as the AntiBro doxxcord is around there will never be peace /here/

>no sign of life from Momo
Momo I know you are reading this. Make a fucking tweet at least!

>>70257881
serial killers get unironic groupies in prison

>>70257569
>>70258024
Cuckchains have endured 10 months of ewwww for way less. Get used to it

I only know Idolmaster girls from pixiv smut

Korean woman okay?

It's the last chance to order the voice packs.

>>70258320
yes, she's returning this week :)

>>70258320
I hope her health is getting better

>Coni needs to get a job because she blew all the donothon money on idolmaster

Coni's tier list is missing the best girl

>>70257881
why doesnt hitler have more fangirls?

oh boy

EEWWWW

>>70258141
Its actually considered a paradox, where women confuse serial killers with the desire for a strong mate that protect them. That or they're actual believers in the "I can fix them" mentality

should include an eww category for yuko

>>70258568
>he doesn't know

>>70258141
True but they are stuck in prison. Gotta wait until you come out.
Reminds me of that murderer who literally got an harem when he came out.

Your so cool, yuko. Stay cool

>>70258648
a lot of women are unironically just into (the idea at least of) murder and blood and cannibalism and other freaky evil stuff like that, it's why they all flock to true crime stuff where it's just that shit 24/7

>>70258809
no we know who's ritualpost that is

>>70258809
now we know who's ritualpost that is

>>70258889
>>70258987
*whose

>>70258889
retard

>Coni not knowing where to put Yuko
lol

>>70258889
>no we know who's
>>70258987
>who's

>>70258844
>sex with your OWN dead body

>>70253575
>persimmon in S
eeeeew
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
EEEEEEWWWWWW
ewwwwww
persimmon so nasty eewwwww

Coni says "uhuh" after every other sentence and it makes my dick hard.

>>70259027
>>70259045
yeah, who is ritualpost, I meant what I said deal with it

>>70259044
no bully

>>70259426
Mountain Dew Coni

coni's basically just showing us all the girls she used for references

I also only know Blue Archive girls from pixiv smut

>>70258568
Bruh, he literally had to hide his relationship with Eva because a lot of his support came from women who were horny for him

>>70257435
>>70257569
I've been donating to her roommate account to bypass Aviel's cut

>>70259951
based cuck

avielbros............

>>70260825
saved

>>70257435
>noooo new boobros are not unhinged coomer schizos, they actually enjoy the content

Boobros status?

>>70261445
Chilling

dumdum status?

>>70261196
>still trying with this disingenuous garbage

I will make the antibros look mentally well adjusted after this stream
never forgive
never forget

>>70261445
Needing to pee

>>70261727
whats wrong with this

>>70257999

>>70261445
cucked and slurping cum

>>70261803
don't play dumb, clown

>>70259951
Does she have a streamlabs/streamelements link or something like that? I've been looking but the only pl thing I can find to send money is the weird twitch bits thingy and I don't really want to use that if I don't have to.

>>70257435
to be fair shes not the only one struggling in Idol.the difference is if you go by her return stream, she could've been on the other list.

>>70261918
But she put MILF even lower...

>>70261852
sweet thread, go back

Did anyones list get picked by Coni to use?

I cant believe Coni really put Aviel in the jew tier. She got balls.

>>70262988
>She got balls
I want them in my mouth

>>70262114
I sent her the Blue Archive one

What does Yuko has to do to get your money back, boo bros?

kino!
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1763044201091219958

>>70261941
I don't know if she's /allowed/ to advertise it, but ask guardbro and he'll hook you up

>>70264437
cute dork

>>70264109
we already told you, naked dogeza stream while reading a 10-page apology letter

I like when he replies to his on Yuko posts shamelessly

>>70265775

>>70264437
I was transported!

>hates peanut butter
>hates bananas
>hates loli
Are we sure Coni is even a real human?

Just got home and i missed my Coni...

>>70249415
jesas

Hi jewbros.
I'm back from my vacation after accidentally posting uncensored smut.
Here's something i've been thinking
>Pretty much all vtubers play portal at least once in their career (if not in their current life maybe in a past one)
>In these playthroughs the problem solving and critical thinking skills of the individual are exposed
>I belive that by comparing the pace of the playthroughs you could get an objective ranking of each of the members intelligence/retardness
>This ranking could also be used to show the actual capacity of the person versus the capacity of their online persona
>With all these things said, i am far too lazy to hunt down all the streams, watch and compare
>So im gonna do the lazy thing and just ask here
So did your oshi ever play portal? Was she good at it? Did she seem smarter or dumber than what she presents herself as?

>>70267399
My cope is that she wants to avoid the loli discourse as evidenced by some in her chat hating on it while others uoh'ing. Thats why she put it in the middle and didn't really talk about it or read any comments about it. notConi has said she likes loli, but she's also a woman who changes her opinions about things all the time so who knows

>>70267791
I'll add that rin seemed quite retarded on every puzzle. But took around the average expected time to beat the games

>>70267791
Okaeri, Rincel

How do we cure Momo of her Valorant brain rot?

>>70267791
Welcome back bro
It's a really interesting it is a very interesting theory that you propose, sadly I don't know if either of my oshis have played it but for sure will now pay more attention to anyone playing portal specifically

>>70268791
The same way you cure someone of League brainrot
Take them out back to look at the rabbits

>>70269072 (me)
also, I'm retarded, pls forgiv

>>70267791
how does portal 2 co-op fit into this
>>70268148
that would be silly to harbor sensitive faggots that are too retarded to even realize they're watching someone drawn by yume, really if anything it's stuff like tier lists that are an easy and safe way to filter them out. now when fuyo finally gets idol cancelled for cunnyposting, she'll have a bunch of achaeans behind the walls

>>70267791
Not exactly what you asked but Katta and Kai are the only vtubers that I've ever seen actually complete Portal 2 collab mode (despite it being a very common chuuba coop game).
My oshi is Coni, I doubt she'd play it, much less finish it.

I'm getting fit for my oshi

>>70269535
Considering that the coop is way more intense with less padding that would put them quite high.
Unless it took them 10 hours or something

>>70269311
see >>70269921

There is a non-zero chance that your oshi is getting EELED right this moment.
Especially if it's Kai.

CERTIFIED
GOOD
GIRLS

>>70271312
>he doesn't know

>>70265838
You've set tent in our threads since the yuko announcement stream, go back already

>>70271621
retard, i've been here since a month before lily's graduation, take your meds.

>>70271621
bro has to shill his 2view nobody since there's oshiless whales in the thread

>>70271737
clueless

>>70271692
cool coincidence you started using that shitty image exactly the moment the drama tourists rolled in

>>70271919
its medication, anon, you need it.

>>70271312
ok so we know that the passion tier is the good girls, cool are the bad girls (homo collabers, bitches and wicked GFE deniers) but what does the cute tier mean??

>>70271312
it was funny how Coni tried to classify some girls as Passion just because they're 'passionate' about the things they do
isn't Passion type in Idolmaster usually reserved for the weird memeable nutcases?
Katta and Nikki definitely should've swapped places on that tierlist imo

>>70272210
sexiest

>https://youtu.be/e1coNd5mP60?t=4651
Since i couldn't talk about it then i'll do it now
Rin is really good at voicing characters, my favourite was the bridge goblin

>>70272210
>but what does the cute tier mean??
They are confirmed to have committed war crimes

>>70272356
but nikki and fuyo are in a different tier

>>70272356
>They are confirmed to have committed war crimes
>but Katta isn't there

Where the frick is momo

>>70272396
>>70272403
Their tally can't be confirmed until they have stopped committing crimes.

>>70272210
cute means lazy, you have pochi and momo there
poko is just lazy about everything but streaming so it also fits

>>70272210
wildcard/neutral zone

>>70272210
Perfect fit

>>70271312
WHY DOES ENDLESS GET TO HAVE 2 PASSION GIRLS

>>70272210
>cool girls go all the whores that interact with males
>cute girls got two that barely streams
>passion got the safest ones to oshi
Damn Coni, thanks. Now tourists know who to watch.

>>70272356
I don't know about Pochi. But I can confirm that Momo and Poko have killed millions

>>70274376
To be honest that's not wrong. Though i would put katta as being safe to oshi. Kinda like shondo in being genuinely mentally ill

Do you think Momo will go back to notMomo like it seemed like she was going to?

>>70275076
this is PLcorp, it would be foolish to expect anything else

>>70275076
Idol has no rules against PL, smart girls will want to let people know of their other socials that way you start building from earlier something just to be safe in multiple fronts

>>70274972
Katta comes off crazy/intense at first but once you dig a bit deeper she's one of the sweetest and most caring girls in Idol.

>>70275275
>>70275460
I know Idol has nothing against Pl stuff. I'm just curious what people think since she had never used it since joining (and it was already pretty well dead before she joined) and that she picked it up for that one stream when her health was on the downhill and it seemed like she felt bad for joining Idol.

>>70274972
im pretty sure katta pretends to be mentally ill

>>70275076
That would be the dumbest shit for Momo to do.
If Poko is struggling with money, then Momo is probably actually poor at this point. Havent streamed properly for months, and I am guessing she paid for her surgeries, so she kinda needs to go back to streaming as Momo ASAP.

Wheres the baker

>>70276498
Where is momo from? Many countries do have free/affordable healthcare

>>70276624
why? still on page 6.

75 Posters 75 Images, Balance has returned to /jidf/

>>70276766
half of those are from the same guy

>>70276718
because everytime I come back the thread dies without a link to the next thread

>>70276802
You have upset the balance of this general
Prepare to die

>>70275645
Everyone inside of idol seems to want to stay away from her, I'm just saying this happens for a reason despite how she might appear to the outside

>>70276802
it's the old way of baking this thread, I don't think people used to bake the new thread before the current one was archived.

>>70276498
>Momo is probably actually poor at this point
Momos money situation is a enigma to me. Big student and medical debt, but she's spending $500 getting her nails done and spends money on skins and gacha

>>70276888
I won't be able to sleep tonight, this will haunt me for months to come

>>70276697
Pakistan

>>70276897
>Everyone inside of idol seems to want to stay away from her, I'm just saying this happens for a reason despite how she might appear to the outside
Do you have any evidence for this other than that one Valentine's collab that didn't happen?

>>70276697
Lives in USA but pretty sure she went back to Korea to do her surgeries cuz its cheaper there.

>>70277288
The valentine collab is the most recent situation but she constantly gets ignored by the rest of the girls, you can tell every idol collab she gets its a mandated one. No one goes out of their way to hang out with Katta just because they feel like it, looking at the rest talking about things they do off-stream and times they've spent together and then theres this sicko