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What would you guys do if you had a kid and then they grew up to be a p***star?


https://youtu.be/HmP5nevrkzI?si=gJkleIGPMfzMg8Uk

>> No.70043549

>>70043505
Get a shotgun and pay for my crimes.

>> No.70043632
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70043632

>has a whore model before, whatever, it fits her
>switches to some kinda sexy Rin twintails model because she has to ruin that with her HPV and hundred other STDs
>her audience will cope and say she isn't a porn star she just does softcore or something

>> No.70043656

>>70043505
Has mel ever done a bj before shes pretty wholesome for a prostitute

>> No.70043704

Cheezus. It's gross that she fakes an uwu anime voice while talking about taking millions of dicks. Why do n*rmalfags have to ruin literally everything?

>> No.70043733

>>70043656
every day?

>> No.70043764

>>70043505
Are you a fucking child? Why are you censoring pornstar

>> No.70043766
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70043766

>>70043656
>heh she might have taken the dicks of four digits worth of men but she's probably never done a bj before so heckin kawaii and seiso

>> No.70043792

>>70043505
Mel isn't a REAL pornstar, though. She just plays one on TV.

>> No.70043814

>>70043505
Be sure that she saves her money wisely & has a really good health insurance plan???

>> No.70043837

>>70043766
No im talking about if she has porn where she does bj and other stuff than masturbate

>> No.70043975

>>70043505
>Calls Mel at 4am crying and in disbelief
Feel bad for the mom desu. Wouldn't blame her if she disowned that whore and doesn't look back. If Mel ever has kids I expect them to be bullied hard if it comes out that his/her mom was LARPing as an anime girl slut kek.

>> No.70043982

>>70043505
>keeping a daughter
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKEZe_2PMuE

>> No.70044118

>>70043505
Scrunch my face real hard, accept that it has happened, then try to never broach the subject ever again. There's a silver lining in that if she were like Melody and only did vtuber porn then she's atleast better off than the girls who do actual porn, and the girls whose boyfriends/sex fling recorded a sex tape and uploads it for views.

Also, when she gets married I will traumatize her son by telling him he might accidentally to his mom moaning as an anime girl and turn him off of porn addiction

>> No.70044169

>>70043837
pretty sure she has full on fucking scenes, but I don't remember her porn name, I saved it somewhere but never bothered to check.

>> No.70044259

>>70043975
There's a 99% chance she'll be one of those women who waits until basically menopause to suddenly decide she wants kids, then seethe that the internet tricked her into being a vtuber slut and would do it all differently if she could. There are gorillions of clones of this chick, just that they didn't become vtubers.

>> No.70044362

>>70043837
She doesn't actually fuck real dicks on stream, she just uses toys
I'm gonna isolate a part of her recent VOD where she sucks on a dildo for you though because I'm nice

>> No.70044444

>>70043505
Things like my kid becoming an asshole, incel, or a pornstar is the main reasons I never had kids.
The fear of them turning into a degenerate outweighs my desire to have a family.

>> No.70044510

>Oh look a Mel bait thread on /vt/; my oshi has finally "made it"
>Let's see how long it'll take some Kiwifag to resort to doxx
Well that didn't take long at all did it. You folks need Mel's sex education because you all blow your wads way too fast.

>> No.70044567
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70044567

>>70043505
IDK, love them I guess

>> No.70044609

>vshitters already coping with "she has never touched a real cock they're all toys but if she did I wouldn't mind haha it's just that she's wholesome and seiso (FOR ME"
Yikes.

>>70044510
>folks
You don't have an oshi you lost normalfag dipshit.

>> No.70044616

>>70043975
Probably. I’ve heard a few stories in the news recently about kids getting bullied in school because their mom has an onlyfans career. If she ever has any kids they’re gonna have it rough if people find out who she is somehow.

>> No.70044658

>>70044609
Spotted the premature ejaculator kiwifag

>> No.70044705

>>70044658
>twitchtard will never lurk or go back, just keep coming here and having people shit on him for liking whores and pretending he's a chad when he's actually a fat retarded fuck

>> No.70044709

>>70044510
Anon, she literally doxxed herself multiple times on and off-stream. It's the second worst kept secret in that company next to who Hime is, and Hime's real life name is literally in the fucking filename for her key art JPG.

>> No.70044711

>>70044616
And you wonder why vtubers are paranoid and don't want their private shit thrown all over the internet by edgy shitlords who only care about heir own anonymity.

>> No.70044762

>>70044709
>shifts the blame
Love kiwifags so much.

>> No.70044798

>>70044762
What? No, I found out about that shit on youtube like two years ago.

>> No.70044829

>bro she just makes it too easy to doxx her
You should be sent to the farm upstate where the bad dogs go

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>>70044798

>> No.70044833

>>70043505
>Does she make good enough money to support herself?
If yes, then I don't care. My wife's daughter is my wife's problem after she turns 18.

>> No.70044896

>>70043814
Oh shit someone with a working brain using 4channel.
Leave this place before is too late once the brainrot takes hold you will end up as a drooling retard arguing about numbers and schizo theories about twitter threads.

>> No.70045601
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>>70044832
>reddit frog

>> No.70045955

>>70043505
if its my son, I would congratulate him.
if its my daughter then I'll cut her off my life, I didn't raise someone to be whore.

>> No.70046078

>>70043505
This is the internet, you can say "porn."

>> No.70046574

>>70043656
She did some party tricks at twitchcon vegas, those who know etc

>> No.70046684

the most wholesome whore

>> No.70047458
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70047458

>>70044510
>tourist doing tourist things
Oh nyo did we hurt your favorite wholesome whore's feelings? /vt/ doesn't like grifters and actual whores and your """oshi""" just happens to be both so the hate/doxxing is justified.

>> No.70047788

>>70043505
If they do, then I failed as a parent

>> No.70047834

>>70043837
Yes you dumb fuck just use Google for fucks sake there are dozens of chaturbate streams archived on google drive and mega circa 2018 and 2019

>> No.70048938

>>70043505
Support her and sent her to a place where it is legal. Being a whore is just like any other job.

>> No.70049121

>>70043505
honor killing and suicide

>> No.70049227

>>70043505
>they grew up to be a pornstar
That doesnt happen by itself.
>>70043549
fippetybippety

>> No.70049386

actual science team here just a warning for you newfags
as much as i love
mel’s dorky stupidity and cuteness. dont ever actuslly fall for a whore.. not just my whore but any whore.. do not do it find a good young lady outside touch grass.
enjoy your whores and even give en money but do not ever ever ever fall for one

>> No.70052149

>>70043505
that's why if you want to have kids you have many of them, one spoiled apple doesn't matter if the other 9 turn out fine.

>> No.70052401

>>70046574
wish there were videos or photos

>> No.70052486

>>70043505
But she only camwhores that's hardly the worst thing out there I be proud that my daughter found a way to sell her body without showing it kek

>> No.70052526

>>70043505
If she became an AVtuber I'd be fine with it. It's literally the safest way to go about direct work in the industry.
If she was a he I'd disown his ass immediately because male vtubers are an abomination.

>> No.70052731
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>>70043505
>Has been shown to be an extremely nice person and virtually yabless outside of the audition thing and a schizo artist she sued years ago
>Yet shes still a worthless pile of shit according to /vt/
Meanwhile Pipkin Pippa has referenced holoEN dox and collabed with doxxers on stream, but she apparently can do no wrong.
and I thought reddit was a hivemind

>> No.70052736

Melody is the cutest little oddball. A whore, but an honest one who embraces it because she feels good and is helping others feel good. Realizing sex is important and something everyone experiences differently. Wanting to give people safe ways to explore while also entertaining them.
Not a career path many parents would approve of but you've got to live the life you want. If it pays bills and you can go to sleep feeling accomplished, then all's right.

>> No.70054242

>>70044362
Where is it, anon

>> No.70054279

>>70044832
kys

>> No.70054311

>>70044510
Shut the fuck up cuck

>> No.70054318
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>>70043505
I'm never going to have kids, but if given the opportunity I would breed Melody

>> No.70054439

>>70047458
imagine being this mad over an anime woman, yikes

>> No.70054472

>>70049386
dont fall for a vtuber in general its entertainment/fap material

>> No.70054615

>>70045601
Getting tilted over Pepe is the most reddit thing you can do short of actually using reddit.

>> No.70054661

>>70052731
>Plapkin Plappa
>Declining numbers
>Posts Gura to shit stir
Absolute Sister Behavior.

>> No.70054956
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>>70043505
>What would you guys do if you had a kid and then they grew up to be a p***star?
Nothing. I'd love them and hope they're happy.

>> No.70055306

I would take Mel who regularly shoves dildos up her ass over any GFE whore who pretends to be a virgin while actually having multiple boyfriends.

>> No.70055477

>>70055306
Based and slutpilled. A good number of Melody fans can accurately say they've made their oshi cum, how many unicorns can say that?

>> No.70055565
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70055565

>>70043656
Fun fact, she sucked off a dildo on her birthday one year and /pmg/ had a meltdown because they thought it was actually a dude.

>> No.70055836

>>70043505
Probably talk sense to her/him that it's the entertainment industry and 99% of the performers just sink and forever forgotten, and the money doesn't pour in forever, so it's best to plan a alternative career as well as save up on emergency fund and healthcare.

>> No.70055905
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70055905

>>70043656
For her latest birthday stream she did. Even used a ring-gag for it. And if you know, you know about the other stuff

>> No.70055993
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70055993

>tfw your daughter doing porn saves your house from the bank

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70056016

>>70055993
if only she could read...

>> No.70056093

>>70055477
I commissioned hot porn of Matsuri, and I'm pretty sure she masturbates to porn of Matsuri

>> No.70056963

>>70043505
If it's Mel? Fetch my credit card.

>> No.70057287

>>70052731
what did you expect from the phäsecücks? they're the most dishonest fandom out there.

>> No.70057324

>>70056016
At this point we can only hope she knows how to write (contracts)

>> No.70058095

>>70043505
Actual real pornstar that fucks men for real? I would be livid and do my utmost to stop her.
Just a onlyfans girl who dildos herself on videos for money? No shits given, depending on the money. If she makes enough then its fine, if not then force her to get a better job.

>> No.70058864

>>70043505
encourage her to do exclusively lesbian porn

>> No.70059385

>>70043505
If i ever have a kid and she grows up wanting to make money as a e thot streamer or be a pornstar or be a stripper. Im disowning her for life and adopting a worthy child as my successor. Not gonna happen in my motha fuckin house of good family values young missy. All theoretically as i do not have a daughter or a wife yet.

>> No.70059421

>>70058095
Mel is probably on of the richest vtubers

>> No.70059626

She's the richest Vtuber . Behind that uwu and cute persona there's a a cunning businesswoman.

>> No.70059765

>>70059626
>gets naked for money
>cunning business woman
Anon, cunning business women figure out how to make a living without selling their bodies. Melody chose the lowest IQ route possible. Because she's low IQ and I don't think she'd even deny it.

>> No.70059784

>>70043505
kill them and everyone who was ever involved in the production of their porn, and then everyone in it's distribution and finally everyone who ever watched it.

>> No.70059829

>>70057287
>I have sucked 10,000 bugman cocks
We can tell.

>> No.70059838

>>70059385
>yet
Where do you think you are pal

>> No.70059874

>>70043505
I would watch her porn and masturbate.

>> No.70060105

>>70059765
>cunning business women figure out how to make a living without selling their bodies
she just did by being a vtuber. she beat the system. she had the whole adult industry against her at one point.
she created Vshojo which the third biggest vtuber agency in the word. You can say she's a whore but found a way to earn a living with her vice. I can't say the same about myself or anons using this board.

>> No.70060144

>>70054439
Anon, the hate is not towards anime women, but the women behind them.

>> No.70060348

>>70043505
>p***star
nigger

>> No.70060503

Daughter? Disown. Cut off all contact
Son? Hi5 him. Tell him if any of his co-workers want to sample the original flavor tell them to call me
Gay Son - I have failed as a man and will erase myself and my entire family.

>> No.70060869

>>70052731
>anon learns the avergae person doesn't actually like whores

>> No.70061225

Does she still has her original lore? The corruption part was fucking hot.

>> No.70061591

>>70054242
He baited us because we're poor fucka not willing to spend any money on porn

>> No.70063715

>>70055565
That's hilarious.

>> No.70063905

>>70043505
Help her career by making daddy/daughter porn

>> No.70065008

>>70043505
theyre already grown up and moved out
dont care

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70065259

>>70063905
Based

>> No.70066851

>>70059838
currently living and succeeding in my lifes ambitions try it sometime friend

>> No.70067232

>>70065259
s-source?

>> No.70067507
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70067507

>>70043505
I would never have a daughter.

>> No.70072537

>>70043549
Fpbp
But she would go first

>> No.70072701

>>70043505
>grew up to be a p***star?
Does she? I don't watch her but i'm pretty sure she just taking money out of incels with softcoreshit.

>> No.70072858

>>70072701
She was already filming hardcore shit before ever starting the vtuber model gig.

>> No.70072938

>>70065259
nice

>> No.70073159

I've fapped to melody's streams a handful of times and it's always a letdown, they're just so unstimulating and I can't shake the feeling of fakeness

>> No.70073998

>>70072537
May you stay single and lonely forever

>> No.70075427

>>70044567
same

>> No.70075685

>>70054615
Spoken like a true redditor. Make some OC.

>> No.70076556
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70076556

why does everyone here hate pornstars while simultaneously whipping their dicks to the whores they so claim to hate?

>>70060503
>>70045955
your sons would be just as guilty of being a whore btw

>> No.70078755

>>70054439
>mad
Shitting on evil is virtuous and doesn't require a reason. Certain people deserve death and she's one of them. Funny how you report this kek

>> No.70079120

>p***star
You have to be 18+ to use this site.

>> No.70079647

>>70043656
She's a cool gal, all things considered. At least she's straight about what she is and what she does, which is more than can be said for most chuubas.

>> No.70080106

>>70049386
>even give en money
You shouldn't do this either

>> No.70080184

>>70076556
>why does everyone here hate pornstars while simultaneously whipping their dicks to the whores they so claim to hate?
Those are called hypocrites, nothing new.

>> No.70080231

>>70043505
I would unironically ghost them. I can’t imagine being that much of a failure as a parent. I’d just call it quits and cut contact, let them be them I guess.

>> No.70080407

>>70044510
>folks
Rope yourself you simp

>> No.70080730

>>70073159
You should've been around for her very first streams when she still had her original quasi-loli model. That shit was amazing, and not just because it was the first contact with porn-centric VTubers.

>> No.70080997

If they're otherwise completely chill, cool, there's menhera and degeneracy in the blood so it's almost to be expected
If they're a vapid, vocal, narcissistic, and insufferable Internetwhore with zero self-awareness about what they do like 99% of actual Onlyfans people I kill them and then myself

>> No.70081437

>>70059829
proving my point yet again.

>> No.70084233

>>70049386
Riifu...

>> No.70084329

>>70080184
LARPers*

>> No.70084813

>>70043505
rape correction

>> No.70085084

If it was a guy Id give him high five, if it was a girl if fuck her on camera

>> No.70087829

>>70043814
Same, what else do the random average vtumor expect me to do? Kill my daughter? Fucking retards, I swear to god

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