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>voice of a preteen boy
>can't finish a sentence without laughing like a retard
>yall
HARD SKIPPED

>> No.6994662

>>6994641
filtered

>> No.6994717

selen is good content

>> No.6994741

>>6994641
I didn't need to know that you were skipping while hard.

>> No.6994751
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6994751

>>6994641
Uh oh, looks like OP needs to change his diapers! Haha, get rekt nerd!

>> No.6994780

>>6994641
she also shows no interest in the games she is playing outside apex and that really turns me off, reminds me of that bitch calliope

>> No.6994820

>>6994641
Also
>ugly

>> No.6994826

>>6994641
>fat and ugly

>> No.6994856

>>6994751
if this neck isn't an edit then yeah OP is right about hard skip

>> No.6994884

>>6994641
>skipping because of y'all
mark my words, there's going to be a popular vtuber with a heavy country accent one day.

>> No.6994889

>>6994780
falseflagging holobrony spotted.

>> No.6994893

>>6994780
Nah she just isn't into story narratives in vidya and prefers action, she enjoyed playing Onimusha and picked it specifically because her dad used to play it

>> No.6994909

>>6994751
why is she dressed like a unchecked retard.

>> No.6994917

>>6994780
Literally watch her stream right now and you'll find out you're retart rrat boi

>> No.6994928

Isn't she wonderful?

>> No.6994932

>>6994780

She spent her entire Onimusha stream reminiscing about how her and her dad used to play it together and how special it is to her.

>> No.6994982

>>6994893
>>6994932
based dad. my generation didn’t do a good enough job introducing classic 6th gen games to zoomies.

>> No.6995050

i will schizo post about her until the day i fucking die which will be soon if i don't get to kiss this stupid dragon on the mouth within the next month.

>> No.6995055

but tomboys are great OP, don't you like a streamer that can fuck you?

>> No.6995063

i like the laugh

>> No.6995130

>>6994641
Absolutely filtered, and by one of the two good vtubers in NijiEN at that.

>> No.6995177

I love her so much bros, I want to suck on the tip of her tail while jerks me off with her niggahand

>> No.6995190 [DELETED] 

>>6994641
>yall
there is no excuse for this
to any chuuba egosurfing; do not ever say it

>> No.6995284
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6995284

>>6994641
>fat
>tomboy
>thick leaf accent
>Joker-tier laughing condition
Might actually be the worse Vtuber of all time, audio-wise

>> No.6995356

>>6995284

>fat ?
>tomboy Based
>thick leaf accent based
>Joker-tier laughing condition based
Get filtered

>> No.6995365

>>6995190
Y'all need to calm down

>> No.6995383

>>6994662
Fpbp

>> No.6995532

>>6994641
Yeah isnt it perfect?

>> No.6995541

>>6994741
Skipping while hard is the #1 cause of broken boners.

>> No.6995691

but she is so cute i still wanna feed her with bubble waffles

>> No.6995829

Selen gives me Artia vibes, I would fuck her.

>> No.6995977

>>6994641
>>6994884
I do declare I reckon y'all ain't nuthin' but a thing, boy.

>> No.6996120

Selen is the best girl of NijiEN, also her apex plays are godlike

>> No.6996176

>This girl is your teammate
God, i fucking wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4Uk7-lfSA

>> No.6996760

https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1418382159572832263
>loses
>BUAHAHAHAH AAAHAHAHAHAAAAH

>> No.6996781

>>6996760
Most people would throw an autistic fit after getting chained like that, not her though.

I wish I could just laugh at utter bullshit rather than smash my controllers around

>> No.6996970

OP was not lying, she laughs at literally anything, i think she is living in a society?

>> No.6997027

>>6995284
>Joker-tier laughing condition
now I have it too

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6997055

>>6994641
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6997537

>>6994641
I don’t even know who that is. How do you even find this indie 2 viewer shit and discuss it for months?

>> No.6997821

>>6994641
You forgot one thing
>Chinks

>> No.6997913

>>6994662
THIS LMAO

>> No.6998184
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6998184

>>6997055

>> No.6998398

>>6994641
>can't finish a sentence without laughing like a retard
this does get a bit annoying at times but I'm assuming it will reduce in frequency as she becomes more comfortable with her position.
At some point it will be rare enough that it becomes charming.

also you antis really need to figure out how this website works, there is a nijiEN thread for you to post your shitty posts about the nijiEN chuubers, you don't need a whole entire new thread just to state your retarded opinion.

>> No.6998660

>>6998184
It looks more like a frog than joker

>> No.6998718
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6998718

>>6994641

>> No.6998802

>>6998398
>>can't finish a sentence without laughing like a retard
Anon she was like this before joining

>> No.6998864

>>6998398
>this does get a bit annoying at times but I'm assuming it will reduce in frequency
God I hope not, those laugh attacks are literally improving my mood instantly

>> No.7001084

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her

>> No.7001884

>>6995190
Yall can suck my cock

>> No.7004326

>>6994641
>he doesn't enjoy the hyena laughing
More for me, then.

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7007074

>>6994641
Picked up

>> No.7007454

Damn I love Selen so much. My favorite EN streamer.

>> No.7007835

>>6995284
>Might actually be the most based Vtuber of all time, audio-wise
Don't worry anon I love helping the mentally ill

>> No.7008004

>>6994641
Someones mad she wrecked him in apex.

>> No.7008371

>>6998398
She wasn’t bad last night until the last couple hours where she lost it

>> No.7008418

>>6997537
She's has 100k subs retard.

>> No.7008444

>>6994641
She's perfection, if I wasn't already hooked on lazulight she'd be my favorite streamer by far

>> No.7008477

why does she sound squeal like a pig

>> No.7008539

>>6994662
FPBP

>> No.7008574

>>6994662
/thread

>> No.7009015
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7009015

niiiiijiiiisaaaaawnji

>> No.7009311
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>>7009015
I want to caress the dragon neck

>> No.7010065

I just hope her roommate doesn't look as bad as you fags make it out to be. That shit prevented me from watching Polka and Dola. Those two are just next level.

>> No.7010204

>>7010065
you got filtered pretty hard then, Polka is good entertainment but hey you do you.

>> No.7011667

>>6995284
>chubby leaf tomboy
Subbed

>> No.7011877

Laughter dragon...

>> No.7011967

>>6994641
>yall

Is even worst than I thought.

>> No.7012022

>>6994641
>y'all
Yeah that's an instant skip from me.

>> No.7013219 [DELETED] 

>>7012022
>y'all
Finally, a vtuber that's literally me

>> No.7013431

>>7010065
>Played basketball and volleyball in high school
> Spent big portion of 1st marshmallow stream just going on and on about how important exercise is
> Said no to all gachas

Easily one of the dumbest rrats I've seen

>> No.7013538

>>6994641
t. Never talked to a woman in his life

>> No.7013848

>>7013431
makes it easy to tell who hasn't even watched her streams

>> No.7013925

>>6994641
>Yall

Man. Vtubers are really devolving over on the Niji side. What happened?

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7014003

Funny how a single word makes people seethe and get filtered.

>> No.7014056

non-southerners should be banned from saying y'all

>> No.7019843

>>6994641
>Hard skipped
More like hard cock after watching her rape everyone in apex while laughing.

>> No.7019905

>>6994641
Her laughing every 5 seconds is one of her best features

>> No.7020154

Her incessant hyena laughing does grate on me after awhile.

>> No.7020184

>>6994641
>Missing out on the one EN streamer who actually has good taste in games.

ok

>> No.7020244

>>7020184
>Apex
>Good taste in games

>> No.7024332

Why do y'all hate y'all so much, are ye Yankees?

>> No.7036973

>>6994662
Based.

>> No.7038209

She has a great sense of humor about things too though.
>playing little nightmares
>enemy with the snake neck shows up
>HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS ME!

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7038966

>>6994641
weakling

>> No.7044570

>>6994751
LOOK KUZUHA I TURNED MYSELF INTO A GIRAFFE

>> No.7045976

>>6994641
your loss

>> No.7046035

anyway samurai warriors 5 stream when

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>>6994641
look at this guy missing out on the best EN vtuber this year HAHAHAHA

>> No.7046067

Her neck is gonna ache, having to carry NijiEN so hard.

>> No.7046106
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7046106

>>6994641
Imagine living life with a paperweight as a brain

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7046137

>>7046067
Don't worry, she has a set of wings to help her.

>> No.7046179

>>6996176
jfk
she needs to go easy on the laugh, that shit gets annoying fast

>> No.7046232

>>7046179
nah, you can just fuck off right now. Her laugh is a blessing.

>> No.7046399

>>7046232
I too enjoy eating shit every day

>> No.7046852

>>7046137
Duh, she's a dragon, silly.

>> No.7046928

>>7046399
>I too enjoy eating shit every day
I know you do but you should give Selen a try so you stop eating shit for a change.

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7047094

>>7046179
>>7046399
Get filtered

>> No.7048528

Love her bratty voice and mocking laugh, perfect foil to Elira's onee-san aura. Simple as.

>> No.7048688

>>6994641
No. She sounds like a Catholic schoolgirl that smokes and makes fun of you.

>> No.7050612

>>6994662
The first post is the best post once again!

>> No.7055634

>>6994780
>bad opinion about Selen
>quickly followed by bad opinion about Calli
at least you're consistently retarded

>> No.7055863

Her trolling rose with the diamond was peak kino

>> No.7055964

>>6994641
>tomboy
>retarded
just what I like

>> No.7056412

>>7055863
props to rose for playing along too, same thing with her jumping to her death, she has pretty good improv skills

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7056507

When is the sister bullying commencing?

>> No.7056608

>>7056507
now https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1419132937707180034

>> No.7058340

>>6994641
shes so based bros i love her so much

>> No.7058426

>>6994641
does she play apex on a 4k screen?

>> No.7058533

>>6994884
I'm looking forward to the real Old South low country Charleston VTuber. Maybe we'll get her on gen 5 or 6.

>> No.7061742

>>7056507
we dont get more of these interactions on stream

>> No.7061874

>>7020244
Ominusha baby

>> No.7064165

>>6995829
Nijizhangs? On my board?
It's more likely than you think.

>> No.7071283 [DELETED] 

>this collab
wtf I hate Nijisanji EN now

>> No.7075359

She's actually good at videogames

>> No.7075846

She's seriously so good. Natural entertainer, feels super genuine, is good at games and great at picking them. First EN vtuber that actually got me hooked.

>> No.7079033

>>6994856
Selen's neck is beyond your mortal understanding, pleb

>> No.7085644

>>6994856
No it isn't.

>> No.7089921

God I'm addicted to her accent bros, what is she doing to me?

>> No.7089967

>>6994751
Wtf, Niji has Burger King permissions??

>> No.7089978

>>6994982
My dad hated every console and refused to play with me or my brother. My uncle however would watch my cousin play for hours and jab at him when he would mess up in mario 64 or diddy kong racing

>> No.7090005

>>7089921
she's the tomboy, sporty, gamer girl (that's actually good) who loves life and enjoys what she does
She is perfection incarnate

>> No.7090049

>>7031942
Selen is better Ollie. I did not say this but I did reply to it.

>> No.7090079

>>6994641
Nice bait anon. I always love seeing the nijiniggers seethe.

>> No.7093413

>>6994641
we got an actual tomboy holobrony, seethe

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7093641

Good night, Canada

>> No.7094153

anyone know what her stream BGM is called?
its really catchy

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7094517

>>6994641
Good, get filtered and stay the fuck away from my oshi, faggot

>> No.7095376

>>7094153
i don't but I'm also looking for the name. really wish Selen made this easier on all of us and just put direct links when crediting instead of only putting "dove syndrome" in the description.

>> No.7095400

SHE'S FAT

YOU'RE FALLING FOR A FAT GIRL

>> No.7100869

i just automatically skip out on nijisanji, they cant even be fucking bothered to protect there idols and we lost lulu because of it, not to mention like over half havent streamed in about a half a year and they still cant fucking protect there idols, just fucking fire half of them and be done with it and get some fucking standards in hiring.

>> No.7100948

>>6994641
Im in love with Selen

>> No.7101049

>>7095400
i wish she would fall on me.

>> No.7101077

>>7095400
It’s called architecture and that’s culture.

>> No.7101134

>>7095400
thick thighs save lives

>> No.7101689

>>6995284
Stop, you're making me hard.
I told myself I wasn't gonna bother with Nijis.

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>>7095400
I fell hard for Polka and you think I'm gonna give a shit about Selen being fat?

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7103588

>>7095400
This is not a problem

>> No.7103904

>>6994662
fpbp
/thread

>> No.7103933

>>7044570
She turned into a giraffe! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
Not even kidding btw.

>> No.7104033

>>6994641
Laugh compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-MS6t1U_dU
I like it.

>> No.7104061

>>7095400
Why does everyone keep calling her fat when she mentioned that she joined nearly every sports team in school because she loved winning. She plays volleyball and exercises regularly with a healthy diet there is no way she can be fat.

>> No.7104098

>>7104061
doxniggers brains don't function properly

>> No.7104107

>>7104061
im not an architect so don't take my word for it, but maybe she is just big boned and stocky

>> No.7104124

>>7104061
doxfags have confirmation, love her the way she is tho.

>> No.7104161

>>7104033
Puts a smile on my face every time hearing that laugh.

>> No.7104186

>>7104098
>>7104107
>>7104124
Dox is bullshit

>> No.7104234

>>7104186
Unfortunately not anon.

>> No.7104241

>>7104061
Her roommate’s twitter has a picture of her. She’s not fat, just chubby.

Also she’s like in her mid 20s…high school is almost a decade ago. She likely stopped doing sports/exercise and is just trying to make her viewers be healthier.

>> No.7104345

>>7104234
>>7104241
I see no hear no evil.

>> No.7104368

>>7104345
I wish I could be like you anon, don't know why I always have to find out shit after doxfags talk about it.

>> No.7104704

>>7095400
Dude, she's just a streamer living half of the world away from me. Why would I care about her looks if I won't ever meet her? I need entertainment and she delivers. I don't ask for more.

>> No.7104738

>>7095400
Okayu's roommate fat too but I'd still fuck the hell out of her as long as she did the voice.

>> No.7104798

>>7104704
Please, don't say blatant truth out loud like that. There are a lot of retards building parasocial relationships with their source of entertainment and they are going to have a break down if they read it.

>> No.7104863

>>7104798
I'm sorry, sometimes I forget where I'm posting.

>> No.7104894

>>7104704
This based take almost gave me whiplash by how honest it was on this fucking board. Thank anon for giving me some actual sense of reality on this shitty website.

>> No.7104984

>>7104704
sucks for you bro,
lucky for me Pomu lives in my state, chances are we might run into each other.

>> No.7105021

>>7104738
>would fuck the fatty as long as she sounded like a man
It’s always Okayufags.
There are plenty of fat men you can fuck for way less trouble.

>> No.7105113

>>7104984
Just don't get weird ideas, like checking out all the hospitals for incoming mastectomy surgeries.

>> No.7105167

>>7105113
Why would you give stalker fag any ideas anon. Pomu graduation is now imminent.

>> No.7105580

>>7104241
That doesn't help, DemonD**e is considered chubby. I hate how every girl is either an extreme sticc or a landwhale depending on what anon you ask.

>> No.7105841

>>7105113
>>7105167
calm down, I'm not a stalker.
the last thing i want is pomu to stop streaming.

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