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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - We Now Have a Subject Again Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial uuuh simulator based on trading of $HAATO that represent the ABSENTEES of hololive and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for simulating something something cheating, not a real crypto.
https://nasfaq.biz/info

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Late-ish Network Graph showing trade volumes >50 for the Top 50: https://byte.wtf/selif/821gr0pt.jpg (reject) (embrace) (Haato) (Haachama) (Boganchama) (Lamy)
F.U.C.K. Reports (3 different reports on Volume Held of High Profile coins by Top 20, as well as inflation trackers, updated regularly):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
Haaton's secret CheatSheet for wallet analysis (make a copy in your drive, add own username and user-id): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing

The stories and stock advice posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Open links on the internet responsibly, posts and images might disturb you. FUD responsibly.

Previous Thread: >>6955999

>> No.6982136
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wah!

>> No.6982293
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>>6982136
You got it before I could even post the new thread link after the cooldown...

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Never buy Towa

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>> No.6982625
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>> No.6982652
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my last chammers is being sold

>> No.6982722
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>>6982652
Stop selling shit and start buying shit you only have two fucking hours left.

>> No.6982736

Well well well

>> No.6982786

>>6982722
I still have to sell Ina

>> No.6982827
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>>6982652
I just finished selling my last haato

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>>6982786

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>>6982786
Good. Sell every last one.

>> No.6983394

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYTMdmatS0E suicord made a song please count their 10000x sub growth for suisei's divvies next week

>> No.6983723

Maybe if you loved and supported your oshi, she wouldn't be such a shitcoin

>> No.6983769
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>>6983394

>> No.6984283

hope everyone here managed to trade their maririns for something better

>> No.6984380

>>6984283
I have 150 and only started selling now

>> No.6984822
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>>6984709
at least it wasn't a tako, how the hell did that happen

>> No.6984836

No abayo...

>> No.6984847

fucks sake, I looked away for 30 seconds and 2 threads got posted, I had something really good as well

>> No.6984873

>>6982307
ogey

>> No.6984922
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>>6984822
Told you, I gave it away to you guys. I'm working on my server I don't have time for this
And you wasted it.

>> No.6984968

>>6984822
bad thread deserved a bad abayo

>> No.6984984
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6984984

who bought 20 civia today and why do you do this every divvy day

>> No.6985100

>>6984984
Can't you read you troglodyte, her divvies are $12.78M

>> No.6985136

>>6984984
anon with 6 mil has to spend it some how

>> No.6985278

I demand Yogiri coin to be put on the market

>> No.6985608

>>6983394
>Suicord

>> No.6985719

>>6984968
The thread was shit because of the kfp raid

>> No.6985895

>>6985719
Don't go blaming others, it was literally all the same people as usual.

>> No.6986116

>>6984822
He's got a point though

>> No.6986136
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>>6984283
i didn't get the memo

>> No.6986187

>>6985895
The same people larping as a kfp raid

>> No.6986272

ok boys, prediction who will be the best divvy coin today?

>> No.6986313
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Who is excited for divvies? Say wah!

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>>6986313
wah!

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>>6986272
My Oshi will be the best divvie coin, your Oshi will be the worst divvie coin.

>> No.6986400

>>6986272
Unironically Ollie

>> No.6986461
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>>6986313
I'd rather sing Sparks than say wah. I'll stream Sparks if Ina's divs aren't complete shit. but only because I've been using her art of Kiara for shitposting

>> No.6986467

>>6986313
Nigger hope your priestessdivvies are better than ame this round otherwise I'm gonna $ROPE

>> No.6986500

>>6986400
that's kinda sad i bought 30 though

>> No.6986519 [SPOILER] 
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>>6986313
w a h !

>> No.6986573
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congrats cypherposter!

>> No.6986588

>>6986573
t. cypherposter

>> No.6986637

>>6986573
jesas, devs release the bog again please

>> No.6986649

>>6986588
t. poor irishman

>> No.6986666
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>>6986588
dubs of truth!

>> No.6986760

>>6986666
nice digits anon

>> No.6986884

>>6986272
1. korosan
2. pekochan
3. mori
shitcoins not included

>> No.6986924

>>6986666
trips of gay!

>> No.6986960
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>>6986588
>>6986666
QUADS OF CONFIRMED TRUTH

>> No.6987047

>>6986884
>mori
that's morisama to you you fucking niggerjin

>> No.6987156 [SPOILER] 
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>>6987047
Just call her Callie like a normal non autistic person.

>> No.6987191

>>6987047
mori-chan, and the members of her extended universe

>> No.6987409

>>6987047
Sorry, Moriwigger.

>> No.6987621
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nabi...

>> No.6987731
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>>6987621
I wont make the same mistake I made with Ayamy.

>> No.6987803

>>6987731
Nabi gets more views than Ayamy. You're loss

>> No.6987931
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>>6987803
You misunderstand, I didn't buy enough Ayamy.

>> No.6988412
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>>6987731
NABI TO THE FUCKING MOON IPO2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>6987803
He is loss?
>| ||
>
>|| |_

>> No.6988454
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finally managed to get rid of my money just in time for divvies

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>>6988454
Anon, you're supposed to spend all of it

>> No.6988664

>>6988606
>0.34
anon, I have bad news...

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>>6988606

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fuck I was reading the artia threads and forgot about the autotrader

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>>6988845
>Artia
NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

>> No.6988910

artia...

>> No.6988930

>>6988874
the same could be said of all graduated vtubers

>> No.6988969

>>6988874
>Coco
NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

>> No.6989023
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>>6988969

>> No.6989040

>>6988874
she had a meltdown on twitter because she spent 16k to travel back to China, Iwish I could help her

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nice

>> No.6989087

>>6989040
Why was that? The flight tickets were getting gouged?

>> No.6989179

>>6989087
I think she just sucks with money >>6970171
She seems to be close with whats left of her fans, someone should have helped her

>> No.6989285

why the fuck she even chose to leave the States? She really should've seek for asylum. Why is she retarded?

>> No.6989359

>>6989179
... hotel for 10 days and a shitload of luggage. is she moving back or just... none of this adds up? bugbrain and womanbrain is an unfortunate mixture

>> No.6989412

>>6989179
>9k ticket
She MUST'VE bought first class by accident, this makes no sense

>> No.6989442

>>6989285
Cocks are too big in the US, its not fun having your petite yellow womb bashed in by a gargantuan 5 inch americock.

>> No.6989443

>>6989285
>>6989359
moving back to be with family at this time seems pretty reasonable

>> No.6989508
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>>6989082
Feels good hitting my first 2 mill.
And I've around 500K coming in real soon.

>> No.6989587
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these little ups and downs reminds me of holocaust's bot, is someone up to something?...

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Closest I could get.

>> No.6989622

I STILL HAVE 200 DOLLARS WHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAA

>> No.6989665
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Will I have to do pushups for my divvie gains too?

>> No.6989689

>>6989179
Jesas I thought I was fucking bad with money.
>$9k ticket
>10 days in a fucking hotel
>9 pieces of luggage, at >$200 each
What the fuck is she doing?

>> No.6989694

>>6989665
You have to live it Anon.

>> No.6989754

>>6989587
Was going to say something cheeky about your internet connection, but
>jordan
In all honesty I think it's more likely that the people buying/selling are overlapping the ticks on the graph just right.

>> No.6989764
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>>6989665
only if you want too, the game only counts for adjustment tho
>>6989694
picrel

>> No.6989766

>>6989359
>>6971392
>you will never carry 700lbs of your chink gfs clothes

>> No.6989787

WHERE ARE MY DIVVIES

>> No.6989789
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>> No.6989797
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>> No.6989819

I got 24% divvies this round~

>> No.6989829
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The divvies...

>> No.6989845
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Suisei probably had decent divvies, almost 25% here

>> No.6989856
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>> No.6989867
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For real, thank you Haaton. Now I don't have to calc.exe Friday's gains out of the green on the Profile page to actually figure the % out.

>> No.6989873
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FAT

>> No.6989877
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Dam that feels good.

>> No.6989893
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>>6989845
Definitely not, I only got 25%.
Still, divvy yacht, fucking gangster.

>> No.6989906

I made 10 million in dividends, I'm Pomu!

>> No.6989923
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>>6989845
>>6989856
Comet's sweet liquids...

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nice
>rushia @ 43%

>> No.6989982
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Hello, here is some dividends stats

>> No.6989995
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whoever was predicting her to be $800, suck a fuck

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>>6989982
So more or less everyone without retarded oshi positions got 25%, same as usual. It's kinda boring.

>> No.6990077

should i do my /fit/ reps anon?

>> No.6990079
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>>6986313
>>6986347
>>6986359
Cultists fucking BTFO
>>6989995
They weren't predicting her to be $800. That was one of FIVE possible outcomes. Anon was doing modeling to figure the fucking div formula out because IRyS was a new coin with no major view deletions that he could easily track from the start, you stupid shit.
>>6989982
I fucking love you Excel-Haaton

>> No.6990085

Tell me what to buy bros I don't have much to work with

>> No.6990111

>>6990079
>BTFO
>Implying it's not the same every week and we didn't know

>> No.6990117

>>6989995
>>6977296

>> No.6990120
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>>6990085
BUY MARIRIN

>> No.6990121
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Moririn you might bog me regulary but you sure love to give me BIG FAT DIVS

>> No.6990123

>>6990085
Towa

>> No.6990126
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>>6990085

>> No.6990133

>>6990085
Bro, just buy everything.

>> No.6990137

>>6990079
yeah well none of anon's (your) models were close so fuck off

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>30%

>> No.6990145

>>6990121
mori the meta divvy play

>> No.6990190

>>6990143
smiles?

>> No.6990208
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Did I win

>> No.6990236
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>>6990126
Wait a minute...
>>6990137
They weren't my models, I'm just not a fucking moron and eagerly want to hear what
>>6977296
>I'll report back after divvies are given out with more info.
meant.
>>6977296
>Keep in mind that these are all very loose estimates based on specific metric accounting arrangements. This is NOT financial advice.
They're clearly onto something. Learn to fucking read instead of calling handegg illiterate.

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>>6990111
I wanted to beleeb and bought a bunch of Ina.

>> No.6990310

2 minutes until I see how many places I've dropped

>> No.6990313

>>6990236
thats so vague
Tell me a number thats between 500 and 4000 that people wouldnt consider "close to" any of those numbers.

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>>6989665
>>6989694
>>6989764
My arms are gonna hurt after this...

>> No.6990330

>>6990190
no, krs
according to >>6989982 he got 30.09%

>> No.6990349

>>6990121
She'll have sub 30 divvies next week.

>> No.6990366

>>6990085
Dont buy anything, everything will crab tomorrow because of anons blowing their dividend loads early.

>> No.6990379
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>>6990303
Tako... it's only gonna get worse...

>> No.6990383

Stop posting % changes from the profile you stupid faggots, I have to tell you this every week. It means nothing.

>> No.6990388

>>6990085
buy nabi, she had a good day

>> No.6990391

>>6990313
They didn't pull the numbers out of their ass though, they clearly used some kind of model:
>>6977296
>$1,688.42
and that's the one they're probably going to refine.
Feel me?

>> No.6990440
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6990440

I'm checking over the numbers now, hold your horses.
For now, it's important to note that per NASFAQ, 7/23 is not finalized. I don't know why, but that might be relevant to something.
Here's some Chocos to keep you occupied in the meantime.

>> No.6990442

>>6990391
> they clearly used some kind of model
what are you basing this on at all. they literally posted some numbers and said "trust me bro"

>> No.6990446

>>6990383
It's not worth worrying about.

>> No.6990478

>100k Divvies
Have I made it?

>> No.6990480
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>>6990383
6m/(31m-7.5m)

>> No.6990487
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>> No.6990493

>>6990236
>$2,865.83
>$2,118.48
>$844.21
>$3,707.16
>$1,688.42
those numbers are the equivalent of a psychic saying "i predict your father was born in one of these 12 months..."

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>>6990349
Is Calliope the new Gura?
>>6990383
Just try and stop me.

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last week/this week

>> No.6990528

>>6990442
>>6990493
This: >>6990440
Wait until they're done and/or next week. If they've actually unlocked the secret sauce then we all win. If they were full of shit then you can sell all your Choco or something.

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how the fuck did you go down

>> No.6990584

>>6990528
>If they've actually unlocked the secret sauce
many have tried, even gotten close, none have succeeded. we'll see if anon's onto something

>> No.6990588

>>6990478
there is still a long journey ahead

>> No.6990597

>Rushia
>44%
jesas

>> No.6990614

>>6990349
C'mon we've been over this, no one knows how divvies work

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>>6990487
feels good being a deadbeat

>> No.6990734

>>6990208
I think you won.

>> No.6990788
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I bought to much Moririn that I farted in front of an old woman from the neighborhood

>> No.6990794

I kinda want to try the haaton form out if it gives you dividend percentage based on MPP, just out of interest.
>>6990494
She has been for ages since you get to buy about 100 a week at 3k
>>6990584
honestly it doesn't even matter, we already know more or less what to look out for and 25% is the new 33% (rip ambulance)
>>6989982
your ayamy is off by a percent or so, not sure why. she's just fucked forever now, nothing short of starting to get 100k views a day would ever fix her

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>from 68 last last week to 55
UOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.6990861

>>6990349
she had sub 30 this week you mongoloid

>> No.6990897
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how tf has this guy risen so fast, didn't he start like less than a month ago

>> No.6990923

>>6990897
>50s
It's easy to get there if you play the game just a little seriously

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>>6990794
The Haaton form does indeed give you the % based on MPP, it's why I like it so much.
>>6990897
Rent. Free. While you niggers accuse randos of being me whenever you disagree with something, I make gains.

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>>6990897
>those gen5 coins
No wonder

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These are nice gains. Now back to sleep.

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>>6990794
Thats exactly what it does.
>>6990897
getting into top 100 in a few weeks is possible if youre not retarded.

>> No.6990988

>>6990948
fuck i meant gen3

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>>6990897
Refresh your leaderboard, looks like I went up a few more spots again.
>>6990988
I was going to say, I've lost so much money on Gen5. Sankisei are my lovely little money printers.
I was going to AE their faces onto this and gave up halfway through https://streamable.com/eq6dsi

>> No.6991058

>>6990319
ok... I've gonna do them in multiple batches because I got to 4 and I can't do more

>> No.6991061

>>6990897
riding the sankisei wave

>> No.6991106

>>6990897
hasn't he been hardstuck 50 for like the past two weeks

>> No.6991111

>>6990897
He buys Towa, that is why

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>>6990955
That means my price paid was only about 4% less than my current net worth. I move stuff around a lot and MPP is a meme but that fucking sucks.

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Alright, I didn't post what the estimates were based on because I was in a bit of a rush, so let's go over where I got each number.
These were calculated estimates based on last week's dividend payout, given a % adjustment based on comparing values from last week to this week. I'll now detail each estimate and what metrics were used to arrive at it:
>$2,865.83
This was based on an average of all the % changes across all metrics tracked in NASFAQ. There's some redundancy here, so I expected this one to not be accurate.
>$2,118.48
This was the same as the previous, but excluding market-based influences (Price and Volume) from the equation. This one was also not expected to be accurate for the same reasons.
>$844.21
This was an average of the % changes in EXCLUSIVELY Weekly Subs and Weekly Views, with no other metrics accounted for. This, in my opinion, excludes TOO MUCH, which is why I considered it the lowball estimate.
>$3,707.16
This was an average in the % changes of just TOTAL subs/views. Obviously this one isn't going to be it, or Dividends would only ever go up.
>$1688.42
This is based on the combined % changes of Weekly Subs and Weekly Views. This one was my ringer for being closest, and it turned out that it was, only being a little less than $200 off.

For reference, the $1600~ estimate put it at adjusting to 56.77% of the previous Dividend payout, while the actual value was 60.65% of last week's payout. That's a margin of error of 3.88%, which is damn good for a first try, if I do say so myself.

>Why did you only have 1 of 5 estimates that you thought might actually be right?
Control groups, mostly. This was meant to eliminate some dumb possibilities more than narrow down accurate ones. $844.21 and $1,688.42 were the most likely candidates, although I obviously thought $844.21 was way too low.
>What's this mean then, genius?
Obviously I'm going to be tracking this shit for at least another week or two, but if I had to give an answer right now, I'd estimate that it means there's another factor we're not seeing, such as some sort of influence of last week's dividend payout, or (as I've assumed) there's some noise on the formula to prevent exactly this thing from happening. Or maybe the "missing" day is included in dividend payouts. I'll check that tomorrow when it goes up.

You may now call me a faggot, moron, genius, retard, or whatever else.

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>>6991258

>> No.6991322

>>6991258
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

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>>6991106
Nah, two weeks ago I was still moving up through the 60s. Been moving up/down through the 50s all week. Marine going on vacation knocked me down. Also IRL stuff, not sperging as hard on NASFAQ anymore.
somebody posts my fucking wallet and starts an entire discussion. fuck, I have my own NASFAQ antis now...am I kusotori?
>>6991111
Tower got quads. I repeat, Tower got quads.
>>6991258
>You may now call me a faggot, moron, genius, retard, or whatever else.
I am reserving judgement until you're done. Either way, you're an effortposter so I like you, and everyone here is already a fucking faggotnigger. I'd have rather you didn't post the sauce, now honk and devchama will turn it into a game of cat and mouse. Why'd you let the peanut gallery provoke you?

>> No.6991360

>>6990897
he plays it smart, I started around the same time as Tampa and I remember hitting 1 mill at the same time, problem is I went to oshicoining at 1 mill which sent me straight into the bogzone didn't help that honk started doing his fuckery around that time which bogged me even more while he just kept getting more shit for his portfolio and just went up, if you don't play like a retard it should be fairly easy to go up until you hit a point where nobody is a retard so everything goes at crawl speed, also gen3 is busted

>> No.6991361

>>6991258
>inb4 devs change the formula after you crack it
honk do it

>> No.6991370

>>6991258
Don't forget that Civia still makes $17 a week despite having zero views and losing subs!

>> No.6991373

wasn't there supposed to be the oshiboard report today or did I miss it

>> No.6991399

>>6991370
Civia making $17 a week is probably where >>6991258 should add some kind of stupid + (some number x something something number of transactions per week x I don't really know) as a baseline. Unless they calculate her pitydivs manually.

>> No.6991490

Now it's time for everyone's favourite day of the week where the bogs bog extra hard and we wipe out all the good adjustments. I have more things selling that buying.

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>>6991490
>Being scared of bogs
This is how I know you are poor

>> No.6991556

>>6990085
Nothing right now wait until adjustments.
Then buy Irys

>> No.6991570

>>6991370
>>6991399
>>6991258
Don't forget that when Ayamy's channel was deleted, her price dropped down to what her divvies were before the deletion
I feel like thats really important

>> No.6991574

>>6991354
This is stuff that literally anybody with a spreadsheet and some time can do. I'm punching numbers into a formula and posting the math. None of this is a secret, which is why I'm of the opinion that there's a hidden dev wildcard in the formula.

>>6991373
I haven't completed it yet. I have all the info, I just haven't put it all together. It should be up tomorrow because it's getting a bit late here.

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>>6990319
>>6991058
proud of you, anon. I'd say 4 is too small for a set, but you know yourself more than me. I beleb in u, WAGMI.

>> No.6991608

I pray that Rushia and Pekora deletes some videos from their archive again

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>>6991360
Hello there spaghet.
BTW, in case blue/red graph Anon is taking the night off, here's a very loose and incomplete list of shit you should probably sell because not only is it going to adjust down, it's likely WAY overbought. >>6980230
>>6991574
Civia's $17 and >>6991570 ideas about Ayamy might be the hidden stuff.

>> No.6991631

>>6991570
I think that tells us more about NASFAQ's failsafes than anything else.
>Can't find metrics to pull?
>Default to last Dividend Payout.
It might also be that the nature of Operation: Bogration was to pull everything towards its Dividend Value, which would imply that the Dividend Payout is the "True" value of the coin.

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>>6991574
cool, wanted to see what this haaton mess is all about.

>> No.6991755

>>6991631
interesting though, div's as a coin baseline,

>> No.6991849

Ayamy just doesn't make sense to me. With the way deletions work (for videos at least) the day she lost her channel should have counted as zero views, normally she gets about 5k so a dip sure, but not the 30000% or whatever the fuck it was. I assume there's no failsafe in place for negative subs which is what caused that. Because there seems to be an upper bound on how much something can go UP, gaining them all back the next day then going back to normal the day after crashed her, that makes sense. It doesn't explain her divs though, they should be similar to Ui (10%), they both have steady growth.

>> No.6991965

>>6991849
one has better lifetime stats than the other

>> No.6992004

>>6991849
this was during the same time period that oversold coins adjusted down to where the system thought they belonged. she had a handful of subs and 0 views so down to 70 she went.

>> No.6992014

>>6990897
Started around the same time as him, and now I'm around the same ranking as him. There's barely anyone playing seriously under 50, so climbing there is fairly straight forward.

>> No.6992085

>>6991849
>>6992004
I think you guys might be misremembering, ayamy didn't dip down to double digits the day her channel got deleted, she dipped down to double digits the day after her restored views counted. She got 900k views > 5k views and that's when she completely tanked I thought. Or maybe I'm completely misremembering

>> No.6992122

>Climb 15 ranks during the week.
>Loss 7 ranks because of bad dividends.
>Repeat every week.
Suisei, Flare, Gura and Kiara.
Fucking Divvies, how do they work?

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anon should care more about lifetime stats
Pochi(183k subs) had 0 weekly subs and 32k views while ayamy (44k subs) had 400 subs and 31k views. Pochi had 67.4 as divvies and ayamy 30.83.
Civia has 58k subs and 11.78 divvies

I forgot what I was writing and who I was going to quote

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>15k
Alright, time to invest on divies. Who should I buy for next Friday?

>> No.6992187

>>6992085
Nah there was a little more to it.
>Channel deleted, minus all her views
>Tanked down to worthless, shopping spree begins
>Channel restored
>Moon day
>Next day, regular number of views
>Tanked, but not quite as low
>FUCK UP day that recounted 2 days views or something
>MOONED AGAIN
>back down to where she is now

>> No.6992229

>>6991965
Well that's another confusing thing. If negative views aren't counted as zero for lifetime as well then Ayamy should have essentially doubled her lifetime views and be retardedly good. Perhaps that's exactly what happened, she's performed as well as usual but has twice as many views in the eyes of the algo, hence 5%. Which implies my original theory that there's a lifetime performance element on top of the this week vs. last week element.
>>6992085
the day it died she fell to something retarded like $44, then the restore pulled her back up (not even close to original number though since adjustments are percentage of current price) THEN the next day, going from 1m - 5k, she crashed again.

>> No.6992233

Honk PLEASE add Artia coin I need to support her.

>> No.6992294

>>6992233
no

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>>6992233
send her some simpbux on her streamlabs or something

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>>6992233
everyone without the evil kyriu kai mark of the devil will be granted 10 Artia coins

>> No.6992313

>>6992229
>there's a lifetime performance element
the devs have stated there's a lifetime stats element, they had to nerf that factor because it was too strong and Gura was dominating divs every week

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>>6992233

>> No.6992380

>>6992132
>>6992313
I'm aware Lifetime Stats exist, which is why I'm doing this with IRyS' metrics and not somebody else's. I have her entire history documented on a day-by-day basis.

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>>6992312
>>/vt/?task=search2&search_tripcode=!3OO2uNEQrg
if anything I salute the fact that you use the same tripcode every time regardless of what you end up typing in the Name field

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>>6992312
>Didn't watch Coco
>Didn't buy Coco
>Don't care about Coco
Don't lump me up with the chinks.

>> No.6992460

We're cracking divvies and I'll always know what to buy.
Then again I spent all week buying Mori+IRyS so I already basically won.

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>>6992380
if you want to price in the coin price factor you can use okayu and miko as a starting point, same lifetime subs, very similar lifetime views, same weekly subs/views. though you would have to find the prices of all 7 days at adjustment and I dunno if you have that. maybe the anon that posts the weekly graphs can come through with it

>> No.6992617

>>6991490
Honk literally removed overbuy bogs.
Every coin that doesn't go down due to views will simply inflate.

>> No.6992630

>>6992446
But you MUST CARE AND LOVE AND WORSHIP COCO to be accepted on this site else you're an evil Chinese person
Most of /vt/ never cared remotely about her until she announced retirement. After all she was better known as THE REDDIT DRAGON and thus hated because anyone associating with Le Reddit must be hated

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>>6990897
He's possibly one of the serious players in here while others are just taking it easy. I'm just burned out after months to even make adjustments and daytrading

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>>6992397
It's really simple, if you had a tripcode it would probably be the same a mine

>> No.6992741

Spending my divvies Oshicoining. Tried to diversify by investing in other girls but in an hour if my PC doesn't sleep I should be there at last.

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Jeez. That got big, fast. For a few weeks that gap was about 15%, now it's 30. It's not all Suzy, clearly I'm doing something wrong now.

>> No.6992784

>>6991600
I just CANNOT physically push anymore, it's not willpower. I think I'll sprinkle it over the week's adjustments instead

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>>6992630
I enjoyed the handful of AsaCoco eps I watched and I liked her zatsudans. I watched meme review to cringe at it, shitpost in the watch along thread, and for whatever she made the guest say at the end. I didn't care nearly as much about her before the Taiwan yab, that was when I signed up for a membership.
the zhangs took her away and they took Haato. upsetti spaghetti never forgetti
this site also calls Kanata a fucking leech and schizoposts, why should I care what the rest of it thinks? watch what you like.

>> No.6992836

>>6992719
I still think mine is better

>> No.6992851

>>6992772
Should've bought more IRyS. You have no faith though.
Also maybe more Mori.

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>>6992719
hmm...

>> No.6992930

>>6992851
Just comparing weekly sub numbers I really did think Irys was going to shit the bed, I was even selling them today. I keep selling Mori every time she goes up and buying them again when she goes down so it sort of adds up, or at least I thought it did.

>> No.6993002

>>6992930
If you actually though IRyS was going to tank that hard from 2900 you don't have a sense for divvies. I mean, she did tank to 1800. People who thought she wasn't going to be a good dividend were absolutely delusional though, Divvies are buoyed to last weeks for sure. They go down, but they don't crash drastically.

>> No.6993028

>>6992772
You will probably get your spot back tomorrow but HeartAttack passed you on divvie time with 15 million Haato at 5% div payback

>> No.6993039

>>6992784
5 pushups anonchama? no offence, but damn. make sure you're doing proper form and if its really to hard, do pushups with your hands on an elevated surface or put your knees on the ground. those are basically the "training wheels" of doing normal pushups.

>> No.6993189

>>6993002
It's absolutely happened before, Gura took a week off and dropped 30%, back when she gave 3k, Sora gave crazy divs the 2 weeks she had videos restored and crashed 50% too. Aqua gave 2k the week of her taking a break video and now she's $700. Subaru gives half what she did the week of her outfit announcement, and this is just off the top of my head.

>> No.6993201

Fubuki... stream reps...

>> No.6993262

>>6990897
>Buys Towa and is rich
>Tower buys more Towa and is richer
>Everyone that doesn't buy Towa is poor
I think i cracked the code. Buy Towa to get rich. It really is that simple.

>> No.6993308

>>6993039
none taken, I am not kidding when I say I'm starting from nothing, which is why I want to do this gains game. I think I just fucked up the muscle for the day, the one on the front of the elbow connecting the chest and the arm. Earlier today I did 4 and I could've kept going for a bit, but I probably did it in bad form or something

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Does the average price of coins goes up with time?

>> No.6993377

>>6993358
yes what do you think when people get free money at the end of every week

>> No.6993413

Haato's dividends were bad, yes, but can someone compare her overall value growth to the other stocks? I'm convinced despite bad divvies holding Haato still returned similar overall gains to other mid-tier coins.

>> No.6993418

>>6993308
look up how to do knee pushups, they help a lot with identifying what muscles you should be using when doing push ups and imo are better if you can only do a couple pushups. AKA 15 knee pushups > 5 normal push ups

>> No.6993434

>>6993358
For now.
>>6993377
We had a serious bit of deflation with the "overbought" mechanic which literally deleted thousands from every stock every single day on end driving prices down an insane amount.

>> No.6993462

>>6993377
>>6993434
Trying to decide if I am being dumb by saving so much liquid, or should I just buy 10 of each coin and forget about it,

>> No.6993516

>>6993462
Buy
The
Dips
Don't buy anything right now, market is overinflated/volatile because people are selling off divvies that bought at high prices.
Wait until tomorrow, or Sunday, and then start making a few moves. Generally Wednesday is the best time to buy - you have a good idea about weekly performance, coins are at good prices, and divvies are in 2 days.
Thursday is good too, Friday is a bit of a panic buy so you end up paying more than would be optimal outside of the first few hours after adjustments.

>> No.6993532

>>6993308
not that guy but it's better to focus on your form first before you try going for reps. I suggest you try this for a while: starting from the up position then slowly lower yourself down to the ground in a controlled manner. Do this everyday as much as you can until it starts to feel easy--which should take about 2-3 days of doing this everyday.

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>>6993413
She went from 10800 to 13700 on adjustment, a 21% profit if you bought her yesterday.
If you had bought 90 at 8k when the week started and sold everything today, you would have sold at a mean price of 12k. That's 50% in profits

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>>6990487
WAGMI NEKKOBROS, HISTORIC DAY
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>> No.6993625

>>6993434
We only had two weeks where are divvy money got completely fucked up. One was when they introduced the unnerfed bog which they nerfed in two days, the other was when the scraper fucked up

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>>6993616
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>> No.6993700

>>6993516
Of course not today, but thinking about the long run. During the week I have 10M just sitting there, and still can't tell if after all the changes we will have inflation or not during day trade

>> No.6993710

It's impossible to catch up to the top 50. The potential for loss is virtually non-existent. We need a coinsink. I want a casino.

>> No.6993731

>>6993557
if you had 8k at the start of the week and done adjustment plays and bought a good div coin you probably would have made more but obviously there's only so much money you can adjustment trade with so yeah it's a pretty good play to ride the coattails of the schizohaatons

>> No.6993739

>>6993700
Don't think too hard. Ride the wave.

>> No.6993755

>>6993710
20 minutes ago we were talking about how a guy that started this month is on the top 50
but yes, I want a cassino too

>> No.6993762

>>6993700
>I have 10 mil
How the fuck do you not know how to play the game with 10mil
did you just ride Coco's Graduation announcement to the moon?

>> No.6993767

>>6993700
Friday is the most inflated day of the week for any coins that have decent divvies. Marine's divs were "shit" this week based on her price at payout, but for anyone who was buying her all week they were great. Same goes for Pekkers and Lucia.
Any "good" day for a coin that has dedicated oshicoiners and/or decent dividends will be a source of inflation.

>> No.6993819

>>6993762
NTA, but I'm the one you've all been theorizing about for the past two hours.
Yes. I rode Coco's graduation to the moon. and Lucifer and Pekora's view deletions. and Ayamy's thing. and both IRyS and Nabi's IPOs.
Every single one of the giant spikes in my history corresponds to one of those days. I just bet everything on them. Otherwise buy red sell green hold sankisei sell everything else down to 0 money goes brrrrrrr.

>> No.6993822

>>6993755
>20 minutes ago we were talking about how a guy that started this month is on the top 50
That same guy has been hardstuck in 50 for weeks. He can't climb any higher because he's not competing in the graveyard anymore.

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>>6993822
>started this month
>stuck for weeks

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>18 days ago
which one of you fucks was this
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/oe5z0x/invest_in_nenecoin_now/h45hz0o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

>> No.6993871
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>>6993822
Haven't been at 50 "for weeks" - two weeks ago I was in the 60s. But you're not entirely wrong, it's practically impossible to move up from here.

>> No.6993906

>>6993847
https://www.reddit.com/user/KzYm/
mogu you nigger

>> No.6993910

>>6993843
>>6993755
His first transaction was an Aki coin on Sat Jun 12 2021 22:30:36, 43 days ago, or 1 month, 13 days.

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>>6993910
Stalkerchama?

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>>6993847
>Mesopotamia
>>6993910
The "50 for weeks" thing is funny, let them keep it up. I literally hit 50 for the first time during the aggie last week, and then Marine bogged me back out of it. Tomorrow morning I'll be mid 50s again.

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>>6993906
Wrong person, https://www.reddit.com/user/RyzkyBznz is the nigger that linked it directly.
Those fucks asking about the "CAPTCHA" really weren't current users fucking with us. There are redditors amogus.

>> No.6993964

>>6993762
I ride the spreadsheet, but the overall strategy I have used so far is no longer effective one you reach a certain amount of capital.

>> No.6993975

>>6993964
Ah. You too hit the "yacht club = brick wall" point of the game? o7.

>> No.6993983

>>6993961
look at his reply and "profile" though, mogusus

>> No.6994011
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IT'S KONNUI

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>>6994011

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>>6993983
I don't think mogu LiveTLs for Okayu
>>6994011
ALL ABOARD THE "FUCK KONNUI AND ALL HIS ALTS" TRAIN!

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>>6994011
Maybe it was actually Beijing...

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>>6994011
Hi-
Konnui and his alts will be banned after adjustment.

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OK which one of you gave him a fucking award.

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>>6994070
Same thing

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>>6993975
Why won't my yacht go any faster?

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>>6994072
THANK YOU HONK

>> No.6994216

>>6993983
Can't believe I'm following breadcrumbs here, their reddit comments reek of ESL. They don't LiveTL, that's a SEAnig clip channel. And we already know they love to break containment.
Don't put mogu down like that lmfao. https://www.youtube.com/c/onigiricat

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>>6994216
Oh shit I actually have viewed clips from him from a year ago

>> No.6994249

whats the difference between crabs and bogs and why are they bad

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>>6992719
HMMMMMM.

>> No.6994277

>>6994249
Crabs makes you really itchy in the pants, that's pretty bad

>> No.6994280

>>6994249
crabs = cute crustaceans that taste good with sweet chili
bogs = British people (comparable to trash but worse.)

>> No.6994304

>>6992719
I can't fucking figure it out, the first one I tried was actually the first trip someone honk RP'd with.
>>6994249
Found the redditor.

>> No.6994337

>>6994249
crabs and bogs are what happens if you switch oshi

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>>6994249
crabs are cute, bogs run the world with an iron fist

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>>6994011
Based. There is a reason Konnui is my favorite

>> No.6994388

>>6994375
Shut the fuck up Konnui no one likes you

>> No.6994391

>>6994249
Who said they were bad? Crabbing mirrors the cycle of life, whereas bogging represents the real physical gains you make.

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>>6994249
Hello, YAGOO? Bog this guy.

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>>6994398

>> No.6994421

twice...

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>> No.6994608

>>6994277
>>6994280
>>6994304
>>6994337
>>6994351
>>6994391
>>6994398
from what I can gather from these replies:

bog = basically to get fucked? bend over gay?

crab = price crash? or maybe flatline because crabs walk sideways?

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>bend over gay

>> No.6994701

>>6994608
No it means big oily gains.

>> No.6994709
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accepting the fact that i can never catch up to tampa...

the glazers still suck.

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Somebody please post that old screenshot. "With hats"

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>>6994608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff
Here's a quick rundown: -Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs -In contact with aliens -Possess psychic-like abilities -Control France with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies -both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now -The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? -They learned fluent French in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff -The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>> No.6994724

>>6994608
basically

>> No.6994781

So it's just a hoshiyomi's dick in a CD?

>> No.6994798

>>6994709
Not sure if you're The Comet of Star Street or Orange Juice. Don't count yourself out. I was neck and neck with GreenQuan and they actually pushed me off Marine's oshiboard at one point like 2 weeks ago. They dropped down to where you are now and I kept going up. I can fuck up. You can outplay me. You never know.
The Glazers suck fat donkey dick. The Bucs have literally only had two good years in franchise history, despite the Glazers. Plus salary caps in the NFL means they're less able to fuck us like they can ManU.
>>6994781
I really REALLY want to make an Ace Attorney thing out of this but I haven't the faintest idea how.

>> No.6994863
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>>6994608
>bend over gay
wat

>> No.6994890

>>6994433
NO TENGO DINERO

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>>6994798
yeah, it's just that 3-4% gains in normal days are making me a bit frustrated, being stuck at around 65-70 and seeing you who started before me like a week went to top 50. i might have to change my strategy up a little bit but we'll see what happens.

>> No.6994977

I'm gonna be real, if I didn't know about what bog actually was and I saw somebody say "it means 'bend over gay'", I might believe it.

>> No.6995020

>>6994977
he's not wrong but he's not right either

>> No.6995150

>>6994963
>yeah, it's just that 3-4% gains in normal days are making me a bit frustrated
never get richer it only goes downhill from there

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>>6994963
You might not need to re-strategize. Look at my graph >>6993871 I think you might actually be outperforming me during the week. I have a lot of flat days, esp M-W when I'm happy just to stay out of the red.
Side note - #1 is worth literally 3x as much as #20, and cypher made more than NenePro is worth in dividends this week.
Plus, holy shit I'm happy I actually tried checking him out on this spreadsheet, he already has an extra $3 mil from selling...everything? after divs, or went into divs without emptying his balance out on div plays.
He might actually end up at the "it's not humanly possible to spend this money before next divs" soon.

>> No.6995264

>>6995209
he's capping? will cypher needs to buy 24/7 to spend all his divvy at this point?

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>>6995209
>"it's not humanly possible to spend this money before next divs"
I was curious about this, so I did some quick math:
There are 1008 cycles in a week.
The maximum number of transactions you can make in a single week is 51,408.
At current averages (which are pretty high right now, even comapred to other divvie days), you would need to make $287,323,938.72 in dividends to not be able to 0 out your liquid over the week. That's almost 12% of the current total market value, aka EVERYBODY'S non-liquid assets.

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>>6994388
R E N T F R E E
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>> No.6995474

>>6995264
no you can easily spend 20 mil in a day if you buy everything

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>>6995309
The quickest way to get the correct answer to something on 4chan is to say something blatantly and obviously wrong. thanks for doing the math.
Using his current dividend % of 27.41%, that won't happen until he's worth a little over $1bn or $1,048,244,942.42.
Which...will be in about two months, assuming the only gains he makes are 27.41% dividends every week and he stays 100% flat 7 days a week.

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>>6995508 cont.
and also assuming that taking a compound interest calculator, compounding annually, and treating each year as 1 week is accurate it is

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>there are actual fags here who uses reddit
disgusting. /vt/ always disappoints. I should really lower my expectations on this board

>> No.6995697

>>6995640
Why do you have expectations for /vt/ in the first place? This board was made specifically to contain tourists.

>> No.6995801

>>6995508
>>6995530
that's assuming coin prices stay the same (they won't)

>> No.6995849
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What's the general consensus for having alts? Is it illegal? If not, how many can I have?

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>>6995640
we are the hacker known as 4chan, we clearly have secret information on all of the chuubas personal lives. We are also a really important demographic of 20 ips so 2views and their discord NEED to make 10 threads about 2view drama. the 2view may or may not be related to China, please don't mind the 50cent army making horrendous posts. They need that money to survive. You should call everyone who posts anime girl a pedophile because drawings are bad and this site obviously wasn't made because loli porn was banned on somethingawful Finally, don't forget to complain when someone says nigger because everything is about me and the world should twist to fit my burgercentric world view.

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>>6995697
based and faggotpilled
>>6995640
...so tempted to call you ESL-chama
>lower my expectations while on this board
I can't think of any other way to use "on" and expectations without adding "while"
>lower my expectations of this board
"of" is the preposition you'd most commonly use with "expectations"
>lower my expectations from
Yes, burgers actually fucking say this. Don't.
英語難しい
motherfucker you want to talk about expectations while suiposting? your kind put their dick through a CD. that's EXACTLY what I expect from this fucking board and I love it.

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>>6996130
ok nerd. That English degree of yours will surely be put onto use

>> No.6996311

>>6996130
at no point in this wall of text do you actually refute his argument. Good job.

>> No.6996341

>>>6995640
>Avatarfags
>Discord erp niggers
>blog posters
>Alcoholics
>CD fuckers
>piss fags
This thread can't get any worse.

>> No.6996361

>>6995849
2 going by how Konnui's alt is allowed to exsist
>>6996130
TL;DR

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>> No.6996898

getting absolutely hammered by the post divvy sell off on the turkey, be careful about overbuying shitcoins

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>wake up
>page 9
anyone doing an OP?

>> No.6997000

>>6996966
all you mikofag, if you're looking for suggestions matsuri maybe since it was her birthday recently and she hasn't had one in a while

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>>6997000
>>6996966
these digits tell me to do it.

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man the board is slow.
OP is ready, I'll return to regular shitposting for the while.
what do we do now, NeneBro?

>> No.6997558

doubled my lambo
we exponenital from this point on

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NEW THREAD
>>6997630
>>6997630
>>6997630

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>>6995849
2, honk allows till 2. Just make sure you use PC for one and a mobile for another one. Preferably itoddler.

>> No.6997743

>>6995640
>/vt/ always disappoints
Well of course, it's /vt/. People on this thread always tend to forget that we're still on /vt/. /vt/ is just reddit but with racial slurs

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>>6997455
We relax now, the goal has been achieved. If Nene keeps these bountiful dividends, the future will be bright.

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a bayou

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>>6997925
didn't even look at her value yet because intrinsic but MPP 2.4k might bring in the big money once she really lifts off. I just hope they don't make her another fubuki with all that sponsorshit, sadly that's precisely the industry she's been in before.
but ey, that's decent. Never selling those.

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