/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with little girls!

>>69458368

Jong is dead. Please let it stay dead.

>>69459181
no

>>69459181
sorry we need this thread for QB shilling purposes

>Yugioh has a mahjong deck
>suddenly starting to see majsoul emotes pop up in /dng/
>mahjong being added to Shadowverse's sequel
>people learning to jong in preparation
Cardboard and plastic belong together

>>69459385
yu gi oh is just mahjong for manchildren instad of chinese women

>>69459455
Ummm... QBros?

>>69459540
QB is 50 sorry you have to find out this way

I like watching QB play ranked, but I don't like watching her spam friendlies

>>69459756
you need to build a community, anon
most people watch small indies for interactivity else might as well go back to hololive

>>69459385
Jongioh

>>69458159
lol who posted qb in mjg

>>69460651
I have been annoying mjg for a while now
my real agenda however is for them to come here and play with us
rooms dont fill fast enough in this place

>>69460834
all of the /mjg/ers who were gonna play with /here/ rooms are already /here/

I survived watching both MikoSuba and Goriliver play mahjong without understanding anything.

>>69460926
just checking if there are leftovers not everyone checks threads daily

>>69460834
the >her because they're mad makes me laugh every time

>>69460003
Yeah, I want to watch more of both but she needs to go hard on interaction to be GMI

>>69460926
There used to be a couple that would play with pcg in friendlies back when we had the tournament with them, but most stopped. You're more likely to find us in their lobbies.

>>69453649
>But if I had to guess that anon is a VSPO guy and mad that the girls flock around him
Actually I just don't want to miss out on reidposting and am lamenting having to check two threads now.

what if we played mahjong on motorcyles

I will become the best sanma player, I will not stop improving

>>69463722
becoming the best sama player is like becoming the best runner in a special Olympics marathon
even if you win you are still retarded

>>69463722
Become /jong/'s first celestial

>>69463914
Words from a man who is coping because he can't handle high octane, high intensity fast sanma.
Have fun in an hour long game grandpa.

>>69459181
khubie is still streaming therefore /jong/ is alive

>>69464564
12 hours again?

i think fact she is counting blocks outoud is pretty cute

>>69466810
I do that too because I'm schizophrenic and doing that helps me drown the noises I hear

>>69466957
uniornically meds

>>69466957
sanest /jong/er

>>69463490
ron'ing fast makes me feel alive
my flow in hyper drive
do you think you can win?
only if i deal in.
just let Riichi~ choose.

[Chorus]
i can hear you discarding
i can see you dama'ing
i can feel the seat wind
skipping my round.

take a shot at me discarding side by side
it's a blur... as i pon by.

[Chorus]
i can hear you discarding
i can see you dama'ing
i can feel the seat wind
skipping my round.

[Chorus]
i can hear you discarding
i can see you dama'ing
i can feel the seat wind
skipping my round.

see the tenpai arising
dora in the pile

tsumo thrusts itself into our lives

>>69469027
which song is this
driving an hating? I only know white and nerdy from weird al

>>69469217
https://youtu.be/VZhDs5yegkI

They know me as the fast hand machine. They know me from the logs they see. They know me from the streams they watch. They talk about my one hans

>>69465552
she just ended

>>69469725
7 hours only uuuuuu eepy QB

>>69469797
she's getting lazy, it's QBover...

>>69469797
let her dream of jong tiles and greggs cheese and onion pasties

Very sad when QB stops streaming and /jong/ dies. I cri errytime.

>>69469922
we need to push anon's snake wife into becoming an endurance vtuber so she can fill the gap

This game is so fucking rigged! Fuck you anons! Why do you keep ronning me!

>>69470093
stop dealing in retard

>>69470093
skill issue

>>69470093
because it's funny :3

Tsugini omae wa "What the fuck, why were you waiting on that???" toyu!

>>69470259
What the fuck, why were you waiting on that...

!!!!

>>69470093
also you made me miss my three dragon yakuman so you deserve it

well jonged

well jonged. i fucking hate you guys so much. see you tomorrow i guess.

>>69470526
Cute tileset, are you a cute boy?
:3

WJ

>>69470910
He's w*******A
The famous whore

well jonged; I'm going to sleep on time for once

>If I just draw a 4p I'll have a guaranteed iipekou
>Draw a 4p literally my next turn
Maybe you can actually manifest tiles into existance

>>69470997
the famous dog!?

You're not a flowlet, right?

>>69471107
BIG DONG BIG JONG

I believe in flow

>>69471181
wow nice chiitoi haipai lemao

>>69471061
It's not about wishing for them to appear, it's about telling the game that you are deserve them because you are that good

>>69471181
do it anon. wat those tiles. mhmmm they look so juicy...like little girls...mhmmmm

>>69470997
i'll shadowrealm you, stalker

>>69471389
>wat

>>69471181
did you got it?

>>69471541
go stuff your face and get off my case you cow

>>69471774
Yes

How do I stop being a nyagger?

>>69471389
I like this anon

>>69471953
do you see the colorful button that says chii, pon? quit pressing it you fucking

>>69471953
Stop playing cat.

>>69471953
don't

>>69471953
It'll stick with you for the rest of your live nyaa.

>>69471953
don't open your hand for less than 3han

>>69472304
Unless two other players are in riichi and you absolutely NEED that iipin kantsu.

how long does it take to grind the 50k bond for bond level 5?

right on time

>>69472495
i don't even know what that means but since you're a nyagger i'll disagree for principles

>>69473031
quite a while, partially because you're limited to 8 gifts/day, buy the gift your character prefers (worth double xp) and grind rank

i hate playing sanma but it was the only way to collect the rice

>>69473429
iipin is 1p, kantsu is a quad, you absolutely need it if you aren't dealer because then it isn't your problem

>>69473031
320 south games, with gifts and stuff it will go a lot faster. Just play ranked, stuff her with gifts. If you pull you get the spirit stones or something from pulling. You can spend those on wishing stones at 1:1 rate and 25 wishing stones get you a purple gift. Just know you will need 5 preferred purple gifts to bond

What's the benefit of reaching bond level 5? Does it increase flow?

>>69474153
voice lines, outfit, emotes

>>69474153
emotes so, yes

>>69474153
you unlock the real final bond level where you get an outfit

>>69474153
H scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3YGZPaZMZo

>>69477919
riichip

>>69477919
this is welcome news

Do you guys listen to jongcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5EcuWJCohs

I'm going to open my hand for big yaku

can't wait for Jelly to cover that Eminem jong song

>>69482562
which one is that

>>69484364
Blue haired alien-cosplaying loli from Canadian hololive.

>>69484462
the song you retard

>>69484462
>alien-cosplaying

>>69484566
probably this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkoT7mWf1Do

>>69484566
Probably this one, or at least this is what they namedropped during stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkoT7mWf1Do

BROS
https://twitter.com/holocheerup/status/1759108050932437374

>>69484658
pretty cool

>>69484759
I can't even tell what tiles those are supposed to be, is it a chink jong set?

>>69485104
It's a TW collab

I'm so glad I quit jonging

>>69485290
You should pick up jong.

>>69485346
No, I don't want to buy another door + a nee phone again

>he gets mad at Chinese tiles

>>69486225
yeah, me

I can't catch a fucking break.
What an awful day of games.

Riichi!

Thread death!

>>69490802
qb save us we need a subathon

Scraped enough for one summon. Wish me luck

>>69491236
good luck

>>69491236
blue cup or blue teddy bear

>>69491236

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>69491347

>>69491347
buy a fortune charm next time gwailou

>>69491532
Oddly enough, mine expired today lmao. I'll get a new one tomorrow

>>69484759
When's that Riichi City collab I've been hearing about?

I jong for one woman only

trends graphs are kinda aesthetic sometimes

>>69492323
i dont get this image

I need to play some jong or watch some jong or something. /pcg/ has disgusted me with femanon posting her tits.

>>69494286

>>69494286
damn and here i thought the seething femanon thing was just a meme

>>69494286
>falling for AI tits

>>69494630
Those are clearly Sloth's anon-chama

>>69492323
Having a snack with Yue? That's nice.

i reached expert again

>>69495106
Congrats

I started to believe in the flow and began calling. chii'ing... pon'ing. I changed my fate and ron'd every game...

>>69495423
...thanks

>>69495106
zora...stop using longsword in MHW

>>69495826
i forgot it makes everyone trips in World, i used to play GS in multiplayer

oh so this is the one who dresses like a whore in the meme

>>69496514
she is literally me

What is the general consensus of /vt/ regarding Sega Mj?

>>69498104
who

>>69498104
i only played nintendo

ok i got an phone emulator and downloading riichi city
if this last resource fails i will have to give it up

>>69498362
What's your issue/why the phone emulator?

>>69498405
everytime i try on steam and else it just says failed to download and restarts in a loop

>>69498239
Michael Jackson

>>69494556
>he thought it was a meme
visiting the female imageboards will open your third eye in regards to female menhera psychology

>>69458159
RON

>>69502501
No bumps here.

WHEAT FARM 3/4
Majsoul Friends Room 16692(4-Player (1 Game)): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16692

it's been so long...

Back to working I go.

WJ

wj, i feel dirty for playing nyagger even as a joke

>>69505440
nyagger is the strongest jong

ron! ron! ron!

>>69507091
...ear? Anon?

Pon!

>>69498405
this mistake happened every time
by god I tried

>>69510898
I just searched for the error on the RC discord and there was only a mention months ago, not working on MAC, but that's it. Sucks.

>>69511320
it got fixed this time
I am in

Chii!

>>69504642
It's really already been 2 weeks? Oof

It's time to die, /jong/. No bump can save you.

I will now try my luck again in gold, I may get demoted.

>>69515761
we need to live until qb

>>69516616
Luck isn't real, flow isn't real. You must view the game with a cold, analytical approach in order to improve.

>>69459385
I am still wondering about the SV screenshot, if that mic icon means it's open mic.
That would be toxic as fuck, and I'm all for it.

qb today?

>>69517027
They confirmed in an interview that the game will have voice chat, but unclear if it's open mic or not. So yes, it will be very funny

>>69518472
Don't think so

>>69518813
uuuuuuu

I have two summons, I will be getting nothing.

>>69520226
Well, I'll be damned.

>>69520289
Oh, a sprout.
What were you aiming for?

>>69520289
Sproutchad

>>69521730
Nothing in particular, but I may start using her.

>>69522059
She's pretty cute but feels like I haven't seen her in a match since forever...

>>69524682
frank should make a paid version where shes on her back naked fucking herself with it

>>69525406
He may be a coomer but we didn't even get a naked apron Seibi...

Would you anons? https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1759446462247882790

>>69520289
wtf
i did 23 summons yesterday and i only got blue gifts

Yet another fascinating thread, bravo tuberkeks.

>>69527307
go back to mjg

/mjg/ here
Where are the rooms?

I could murder all of you at the mahjong table. You're lucky I don' t join the rooms here. There's no point in making them, since you will never experience what real jonging is anyway.

>>69527467
you're more likely to find one in /pcg/

>>69527585
I don't like /pcg/, they are suspiciously too good at jong.

>>69527531
i could out suck you under the table. count your fucking blessings

>>69527467
>not a new IP

>>69527531
then why did you end with negative points in the last league?

>>69527623
just join the tonpuu rooms then, most of the regular jongers just >east at them

>>69527531
You somehow managed to sound like the tripnigger, congrats.

>>69527692
I forgot I came here yesterday...

>>69527624
nuh uh, you wouldn't.
>>69527694
If you only knew how rigged league was..
>>69527748
rude

>/mjg/ hit image limit

>>69528281
Go back to /mjg/ don't steal my images

--1

/mjg/ here

>>69528335
It'd be quite devilish if I did, no?

OH NO NO NO IMAGELETS HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

Wow, what a truly great thread. I hope nothing ruins it.

>>69528462

>>69528502

>>69528531

If you didn't bully me in Catan none of this would've happened.

shit thread
I won't even grace you with one of my famous ritualposts

>>69528570

>long suji

I came here to increase the image count.

>>69528702

>>69528702

>>69528702

/mjg/ actually likes vtubers though. Just Crow and Nina though

Oh, I've been so devious today, hehehehe

We'll have our images, or we'll have our fun.

>free bumps

What jonger to watch today?

>>69528918
Sio. Mark. Pig. Cow.

What's your favourite collab emote?

>>69528962

>>69528977
Dead
Male
Shit
No

Only Nina or only Crow

Mocobros...

>>69529063
>Sio
>dead

>>69529012

Mark pig and cow are all tenhoui and celestials
Sio is dead
Nina gets a pass because she's married to Shibukawa, same with Moco since she got groomed by Ooi

>>69529140
Sio hasn't played jong for two weeks and now she's dead...

>>69529205
Can't believe those /mjg/ bastards killed Sio

I wanted to watch the brit vtuber that has been posted lately on /mjg/ but she only spammed friendlies the couple of times that I watched instead of getting good at the game first by climbing ranked, which is the appeal of mahjong vtubers, being good at the game and giving their thoughts on what they do while mixing it with small talk. At least Nina streams almost every day which gives me that female mahjonger fix, crow streams are too early for my taste.

Post Nina

>>69529588
Being Nina is suffering

>>69529640
https://twitter.com/asahinina/status/1679006148203286528

>>69529640
her fault for not playing Banana

Image thieves

>log in
>my wheet

>>69529743
>wheet

>>69529789

I miss /mjg/ already

>>69530521
You didn't ever leave /mjg/..

>>69531404
mhmm so tasty...

>>69532498
gross

>>69532498
Oreo girls are so hot.

strims?

>>69532498
why are they wet

does riichi city has training wheels somewhere?
I like the numbas

>>69533570
i was licking them

>>69533726
It's under preferences I think

>>69533792
Don't do that

https://www.twitch.tv/shyaren_roseblood
she is collabing with a nigga from here whose ass we kicked last time we made we made a room so I'm guessing she is here too?

rate her shitty laptop

jomng?

>jong

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ROOMS

>>69537346
D-do you mind playing with an adept player...?
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21163

what do the purple tiles mean

>>69537600
My apologies for closing the room, I got hit by a sleep beam. I don't know why I thought posting a room at 1 AM was a good idea

>>69538434
eurokeks....

>>69538341
probably means discarded the same turn as they are drawn. Light tiles are discarded from the hand and dark tiles are discarded as they are drawn

>>69539076
man that adds an entire new layer to the game
isnt this cheating

>>69539593
you can't really see it in online jong, but in real life it's usually very obvious when someone discards their draw

>>69539947
>you can't really see it in online jong
every jong client shows if it was tsumogiri or tedashi, they just don't leave the information there for you to look at later because it's fucking retarded and is functionally cheating

>>69540061
>It's cheating if everyone has access to the same information
LMAO

>>69540061
Real life also doesn't tell you your waits or highlight a tile in the discard pile if you're hovering it in your hand. It's a QOL feature and as >>69540061 said, it's available to everyone so no one really has an advantage

>the riichi shitty shills are back
at least bump the thread at night this time you niggers

>>69540975
nah its just me, just trying the shit out
If riichi city gets the hololive colllab there is going to be a fucking civil war between us and mjg btw
no survivors

>>69541150
sir this is a /pcg/ colony, MJS til death

>>69541428
shit is going to get very violent in here then cause there is going to be a flood of holobronies from the catalog once it happens
phase vs holo is going to replace the niji vs holo war and its going to be all because of jong

>>69541671
Anonchama, your meds.

>>69541671
burn and salt the thread. jong is the rightful soil of /pcg/ and will not fall to holofags

>>69542418
your chuubas literally play and stream Holocure

>>69542773
nobody cares what those stupid cunts do this is OUR thread

>>69542773
no they dont

>>69541150
>>69541428
>>69541671
>Vassal state invaded by geographic neighbor
ngl, seems like a good idea for writefaggotry

>>69542974
we will have to take it to the worldbuilding thread

>>69542418
The "holo collab" is never happening so don't worry about these kind of scenarios.

>>69543073
wanna bet?
honest question

>>69543986
im willing to bet your virginity it doesnt happen

I hope the collab happens because that would make something happen instead of nothing happening as usual

>>69544308
nothing ever happens

tileman live
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>69541671
holobronies can't jong, don't worry

it's been 5 years and holobronies are still n5, they will never yakuman

stop watching streams and talk here!

>>69458159
Good stuffs

>>69547551
speaking of stream QB is going to teach a waspie how to play mahjong on Thursday

>>69544993
i feel personally attacked by this post

Can you guys keep your rc shills contained and out of /mjg/ thank you

Hey just a question, this is a place where you guys like watching Vtuber Mahjong streams right?

No unicorn nonsense right?
Just want to make sure

>>69547727
jong is a virus, and there's no cure for it

>>69549150
I only watch the most hated knife ear in Japan

https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
QB friend live with jong

>>69549988
QB = quality bitch?

>>69551329
Kyubey

>>69549150
no, we hate when tileman has women on stream

>>69549150
there didn't really seem to be unicorns in this thread, but with Pippa (and /wasp/ies) playing more mahjong it'll only get worse from here

>>69549150
this is a homobeggar coded message but Im going to let it pass because men are welcome to post their streams here as long as they are playing with viewers so we can destroy their dreams

>>69549150
The most liked vtuber at /mjg/ is married with a pro player. But that's /mjg/ so I don't know about this side, with Pippa people got angry at her male collab streams.

He's playing with viewers
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

die

BAKER?

owari da

finally saya is going to play

its over

just bake god dammit