/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my gold digger of a wife

you lost

i am in love with shondo and the actress portraying shondo

>>69459082
>shadow weekend
It's fucking OVER
SyadouDed

shondo in my arms while i play with her cute nips

>>69459216
based and same

>>69459209
she the sorta ho to break the promise first

i love my wife

>>69459496
tuesday night

shontoes

I love my wife

shondo make me happy how do make Shondo happy?

>>69460254
dm her your most schizo delusions she loves it

i just want to press my face into her crotch

>>69460254
give her money

I really want to hug her tightly while we're both laying parallel to one another on the couch with my face most in her tummy and bawl my eyes put
For no particular reason

>>69459553
>the pokemon whose heart stops if it doesn't stop bouncing

>>69460664
>wants a manly man
>this is what she gets

>>69460967
sorry whose heart stops if it does stop bouncing

:D

>>69460995
I can be manly, i just mostly talk here about being comforted by her

>>69461084
So true termebruch

if you didn't reply you're not on the new list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-JSLwpplQ

>>69461316
why would you spoonfeed this

>>69461316
STOP STOP STOP

>>69461316
they really hate bananas :c

I want to come home battered and drenched in the blood of my enemies have Shondo clean me off and tend to my wounds.
>>69460585
I can do that! I can give her money!

>>69461247
I only use twitter to look at stuff
I don't post i don't like nothing
So i miss nothing, probably

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

>>69461247
holy shit she just DMd me

>>69461613
need to manhandle Shondo so bad

>>69461557
donate 350£ right now

i want to come home and batter shondo and drench her in her own blood and then clean her off with my tongue before nursing her back to health

>>69461679
fuck I was too slow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmmMZcly25o

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>69461822
No I get paid on the 22nd.

I feel eepy and my head hurts I hope Shondo gives us a hint to when she wants to watch movies so I can stay up till that time

>>69460995
no competent or mentally stable person would ever spend time with this weird brain damaged bitch

>>69461965
this but unironically.

>>69462287
i would :)

>>69460995
Did you already forget when she explained that the perfect dynamic is a guy who is strong and big but acts all vulnerable when he is alone with her

>>69462287
I'm both competent and mentally stable anon, what do you mean? It's normal to be comforted by your lovely beloved wife

otis baker is slacking

I sit down when I pee but Shondo loves me anyway

This had been one of the best weeks I have ever had, including the marashon

>>69463998
I used to as well a shogga, you'll learn eventually

How do I know when I've done enough reps?

>>69464124
She DMs you an otter pic

>>69464023
Marashon was mid, I was there the entire time and didn't enjoy it. Zoo date was fun and karaoke was alright I guess. Last 2 streams were boring, she isn't very good at videogames and sometimes is painful to watch.

>>69462850
>>69463227
you're all too far gone

>>69464391
How and why are you here jesus

>>69462287
what a coincidence, i'm neither!
i love her so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-JsqKlVVGk

>>69464795
>don't have a dissenting opinion

>>69464391
>spends 16 hours doing something he doesn't like
the face of yesmen

>>69464391
Do you enjoy literally anything
Like what kind of streams do you even like
>>69464939
When you hate literally everything why is it surprising that you still watching is questioned. Shondo has said to stop watching if you don’t want to be here, if this week illicits this reaction from you I can’t imagine what you do enjoy.

snapping a rubber band on Shondo’s nippels and watching the surrounding area turn pink as they get hard. Putting pic related on Shondo’s nip nops.
Coming up behind Shondo while she is doing dishes. Crow hopping and slapping her ass as hard as you can. The force makes her drop plate and it clatters in the sink. Not pulling your hand away, digging your fingers in and you’ve got a full handful of buttcheek. Shaking it up and down, left and right as she protests. Pinning her hips against the sink and kissing her neck.

>>69464976
*36 hours anon, he spent 36 hours watching her in the past week just to say he hated all of it.

>>69465101
>>69465011
I said I liked the zoo date. Read.

>>69465096
End part was a bit too far, but pretty good

I'm going to bed shoggas, goodnight
Remember:
>be nise
>don't fib
>don't cheat
>try to improve

>>69465464
>don't cheat
This is beyond my control. I need the easy attention from the 2views. Shondo will always be the number 1 in my heart, but I need dedicated personal affection too.

>>69465011
>if it's not blindly praising every single thing she does and says you hate what she is doing

>>69465649
post a syadouWiggly right now

>>69465649
Pathetic.

>>69465649
Ok but like it's not hard to get read
Literally just post funnier messages and more
Unironically

Is it cheating to order a prostitute? I need sex so bad

>>69465818
let her steal your jokes if you really love her

>>69465900
Well yeah, not like I'm doing anything with them.

>>69465882
Probably? At least it'd turn you into a whore

>>69465818
I wish she responded to my affectionate messages, but she only read my jokes. I know she does respond to these type of messages, but only from specific people or first time messages. Whenever I try to to send something cute and positive she ignores it. The 2views will respond to my cute messages and be very thankful for it. And it's like a drug when they do.

>>69466378
imagine the jealousy if she started doing this in the middle of streams

>>69466378
Then go watch your 2views you cheater and don't come back.

>>69465969
i couldn't be a comedy writer for free
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you make some valid points for grooming 2views

if there was a 2view as perfect as shondo I'd choose her because I'm selfish and need personal attention but I doubt anyone will ever be anywhere near the level that shondo is on

>>69466507
the thought of it makes my expression grow with a wicked smile

>>69466516
It's not like a blame her for this and I know it's fucked up. I feel guilty about it, but like I said, it's beyond my control. If I don't do that I'll simply be in a bad mood and won't be able to enjoy streams. Sometimes I think about dming her to let her know that I'm doing this so she can tell me to leave.

I think Shondo thinks I’m a weird guy

>>69466934
you people make me unironically cringe, what the hell man

>>69466934
she 100% wouldn't care

You are not owed personal attention
You will help her with content by giving her your jokes
You will financially support her since she is your wife
You will make her company when SHE needs it in her own terms
You will reassure and comfort her of her insecurities while she makes fun of yours
You will sacrifice your interactions with females
You will also be called gay for DMing males
You will syadouHappynod
and
YOU WILL LOVE HER FOREVER

>>69466934
>beyond my control
You really saying that you aren't responsible for your own actions? If you had a heroin addiction I'd understand but this is beyond sad and pathetic.

she only cares if you watch other females while she's live or bring them up in her presence, as long as shondo time is shondo time that's what matters

>>69467358
It's like a drug and I'm addicted to it. I tried to stop one time and I felt like shit until I started doing it again.

>>69466934
I second >>69467100 's opinion
Not cool, hope you get better
>>69467251
I think she would, idk how or in what way, but I'm confident in her caring about this
>>69467415
You might just need to jump ship then

what did she mean by "you're my dad and i'm singing and I love you"

Shadow weekend is hitting me so hard....
https://youtu.be/nUHdNwNgHy8?si=otCk0YhvPrz8NsCP

>>69467341
stripperpilled

>>69467589
why did you have to remind me it was the end of the week, you sick disgusting pervert
you suck
i thought there was another stream tomorrow, I could've gone to sleep happy

>>69466934
depending on your status, if you did that she might actually beg you to stay

>>69467998
nta but I would if I werent scared of her turning on me

I am the fork and Shondo is the electrical socket.

I have a large amount of fun with one shogga, sharing this here is the only time or place i'll admit it
he will never know

>>69467341
You will not leave even if it makes you happier
You will complain on the mongolian throat singing forums about this
You will get tired of trying to change her and leave in the end anyway

>>69466893
There is a reason she keeps growing despite doing the opposite of what everyone else her size is doing

>>69468264
gay

She is so cute
Baby kwangawuu

>>69467415
>uuuu i felt like shit. it's like a drug i'm addicted
Shut up you baby.

2 days of my wife conquered by bbc...
hot

Shondo is a beautiful rose... but even the most beautiful roses still have thorns....

i am not owed her attention, i will earn it
unironically love her

>>69468379
yeah she steals from better people, it will take her far

>>69469231
no me first

Okay but making Shondo laugh. Hearing her giggles. It's better than heroin.

>>69469353
this is how I know i love her

>>69469332
Imagine not keeping her

>>69469462

>>69469332

Sometimes I think about when the weather changes, going for a little walk with Shondo and taking her to the new cute little ice cream place right by my house.

going on a stroll with shondo deep into some woods and then sprinting away as fast as you can so she gets lost trying to find her way back

Fallen Shadow. Red sundress. Bare feet. Painted red toenails. Lying on her tummy playing BA. Her feet in the air, she swings them back and forth.

>>69470017
uh, yeah

>>69470017
erm excuse me but she would obviously paint her toenails black or deep purple...

>>69470017
>playing BA
ruined

Shondo is truly the fallenshadow of our times.

>>69470017
lick

Flicking Shondo's earlobes.

Buying Shondo a cow-kini but intentionally buying it a little bit too small so the corner of her butt-cheeks poke out the corners. The top fits fine.

>>69470641
i dont think they make them too small for her

>>69470017
i want to pounce on her and squish her bones and forcefully kiss every last inch of her tiny sexy body

Walking down the street with Shondo. She is on the outside, closest to the street. Big semi coming down the road. As it gets close you grab her by the shoulders and wOoAh and mock throw her into the street. Semi lays on the horn and flips you the bird. Shondo calls you an asshole and says that wasn't fucking funny.

getting weird looks when you walk around town with shondo...

Shondo getting embarrassed when people call her your daughter and you loudly exclaim that she is in fact your wife

putting shondo on a leash so she doesnt wander off in public

Pointing at Shondo's chest saying that she's got something on her shirt. She rolls her eyes at you and says she's not falling for it. Just throw a mean uppercut right above her belly button. KNock the wind out of her and she falls to her knees.

Getting the carpet redone at your home. Long strips of carpet. Convince Shondo to let you "make her a burrito" and roll her up in the carpet. Arms pinned against her sides. Her feet and head sticking out each end. Stand her up. Wrap the carpet with packaging tape. She says wait what are you doing. Pick her up and walk over to the staircase. Throw her down the comically long set of stairs.

>>69461965
She really is the best

feeling shondos tiny cool fingers playing with your hair and tracing patterns on your neck...

i want to walk with shondo because it means she will hold my hand the entire time

saying to shondo as i walk past her on a week day.

Good posts

i want to get on top of her while choking her on and off then punch her and slap her and ravage her frail body with kisses, like near her ear and neck and perhaps while we're there even molest her breasts, weaving in various beatings throughout.
afterwards i would like to hold her and baby her and fall asleep with her held tight to my body
but my problem is i'm not sure if could resist the urge to start raping her

>>69471906
>weaving in various beatings

It is spring. Early afternoon. The sun is shining through the big bay window. The TV is on but neither of you are watching, both nose deep in your phone. The windows are open to let the fresh air in. The pollen count is high today. Shondo double sneezes. God bless you Shondo. "Thank you" she says as she sniffles. Another double sneeze. God bless you Shondo. She looks at you and nods to say thank you. She's sniffles and rubs her nose with the forefinger of her delicate little right hand. A few moments pass. She's overtaken by a third set of double sneezes. ALRIGHT GODDAMNNIT SHONDO SORT YOURSELF OUT

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME!

Blowing raspberries on Shondo's tummy.

>>69472457
GGGGGGGRAPE

>>69472457
I'M GOING TO TIE HER TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE HER

>>69472457
GRAPE

>>69472457
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Asking Shondo out on a romantic nature walk date on a nice sunny day! She gets all dressed up, her hair in a ponytail with a ribbon, a beautiful yellow sundress! Compliment her, hold her hand as you walk to the location, suggest breaks because you want to slow down whenever she seems tired, which she gratefully accepts! You don't want to embarass her by letting her know you know she's tired! Sitting on a bench and eating ice cream with Shondo, watching her carefully lick away at it cutely like a cat! Throwing away both of your trash and then feeling her timidly wrap the arm that isn't holding your hand around your arm to walk closer to your body! Feeling Shondo's sunkissed hair brush against your arm, a gentle coconut fragrance wafting towards you. Opening gates and doors for Shondo, her tilting her head and thanking you every time. Finally reaching the park, walking around with her while she gets excited and starts jumping on the spot every time she sees a squirrel or a duck or literally anything. Thinking how beautifully pale she is whenever she walks through an area that isn't fully shaded by the trees. Suddenly after hours of being a complete gentleman, grabbing Shondo sternly by the wrist, dragging her off the path, pulling her into the trees, and once you're far enough away that nobody could possibly see or hear you grabbing her by her neck and shoving her face first into a big strong oak tree! Shondo's voice shaking asking you to please stop as you pin both of her arms behind her back with one of your own, the other dragging her dress up and panties down. Shondo struggling helplessly, her warm body sandwiched between you and the tree as you rape her mercilessly, one hand over her mouth, your fingers wet with her tears. Shondo biting you! Slapping Shondo! Choking her out! One of her sandaled feet kicking helplessly against your shins, weaker and weaker before she gives up entirely, her sobs punctuated by PLAP PLAP PLAP. Using Shondo like an onahole! Fucking her mercilessly in public, letting out all of the frustration months of treating her gently and slowly struggling to overcome her touch aversion to very little progress. Hearing Shondo gasp for breath as you finish and let go of her throat, rasping as you fill her cunny with the thickest load you've ever blown and watching it trickle down her trembling legs mixed with blood minutes later. Shondo sitting in the grass and sobbing! Telling her in a harsh and deviously cruel tone to hurry and clean herself up so you can go home! Shondo having to take her ripped panties off and attempt to mop your cum up with them, weeping all the while, occasionally crying things like "I hate you" and "you're so horrible" between sobs, her voice a choked whisper. Walking home with Shondo from the park! She doesn't get excited about the aminals anymore. Her legs are scratched up, her hair is disheveled, there's a mysterious bruise forming around her neck and both wrists, and even though her dress reaches her knees she's holding it down with both hands. People keep looking at you because she's crying! Walking side by side home with Shondo. She keeps walking further away from you, but you walk closer to her again. You try to hold her hand but she whips her head over her shoulder and glares at you with the most hatred you've ever seen in her eyes! Finally getting home with Shondo! She struggles to untie her sandals, shoves past you as you unlock the door, runs into her bedroom and locks herself in! Spending hours trying to nisely tempt her out! She doesn't reply to you at all. You hear occasional crying! Finally realizing maybe you fucked up a bit too hard! Going to bed. Laying awake and staring at the ceiling for over an hour. You can hear Shondo weeping through the walls! Finally fall to sleep to the somewhat disturbing lullaby of her cries. Wake up 8 hours later. Sunlight streaming through the curtains. Remember what happened, and feeling a pang of horrible guilt. Getting up reluctantly and opening the bedroom door. You are hit by the smell of eggs! Shondo is stood in the kitchen, with her hair in a ponytail. She's wearing an apron! Her eyes are red and her face is blotchy and swollen around her cheeks, likely from crying so much. Her neck is a deep purple and her wrists are almost as dark! She smiles at you and says breakfast will be ready in ten minutes!

not raping shondo but instead softly kissing her and holding her close beneath a big warm blanket and falling asleep together...

i aint reading all that

>>69472457
I don't want to have sex with Shondo

>>69472457
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GGGRRRAAAPPPEEE

there are newfags in this thread right now

>>69472931
what are you gonna do about it?

>>69472614
Hell yeah Shogga

>>69472931
we run this shit

>>69472457
GRAPE

>>69472614
I enjoyed reading this thanks

>>69472614
nice

>>69472614
you remind me of a /vg/ poster. this is great btw where have you been

>>69472931
you're one of them

>>69473239
If I told you I'd have to kill you

Studio

>>69473319
what does this even mean

>>69473290
This moment when she sat and talked with us might have been my favorite moment in all of her streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3HF5wP82EI

>>69473290
she's so cute, I want nothing more than to just feel her in my lap and see her looking up at me like this

I want to wet will Shondo's belly button

Fallen Shadow all hulked up and shredded. Running your hands over her washboard abs.

I can't get the Shonpits out of my mind

she could never get abs

she is almost certainly low body fat enough to see her abs

shondo's shonpits after she neglects showering for several days due to a depressive episode...

>>69475948
Girls aren't like that unless they work out/are active, it'll just be hip bones, rib bones and a lot of sunken area

>>69475948
she's skinnyfat

>>69475948
Severely underweight girls are just bony, no muscles. Muscles atrophy during weight loss and unless they work out a lot they didn't have enough in the first place for them to be visible.

Ok but I want to rake my fingers down her ribs like a xylophone

>>69472931
no need to announce yourself

>>69476434
she's not this skinny

>>69476636
her tummy and legs arent but the rest is

also with my penor. I want to drag my penor down her ribs like a xylophone.

>>69476636
What are you tripping, her arms/hands look thinner than this girl's it's her hips and legs where the chonk goes

>>69476636
She is. her hands and legs are very skinny

>>69476636
start the movie already shondo

>>69476636
I think this is a very likely look at how Shondo looks actually, Shondos arms seem thinner but her legs are where her weight goes
This girl seems to have similar hands actually, small and thin but chubbier fingers despite very low weight, I wonder if it's an anorexic thing

>>69476986
i want my daily fingies shondo... please....

>>69476434
Based on her hands and arms and neck, this seems extremely accurate
Though now that I look at the hands and the skintone and the hair color. anon, where did you find this?

>>69477180
belly button is all wrong though

>>69476986
I want these in my mouth and wrapped around my sex organ

>>69477180
wrong bellybutton, fingers too long, boobs to big, wrong necklace

>>69476986
imagine how cold and delicate they feel, she claims to have such low body temperature that uncomfortable below 90 degrees, imagine her relying on your for warmth

>>69476986
shondo please do another handcam stream. i beg you.

>>69476434
>>69476986
apparently swelling of the hands (peripheral edema) is a common result of anorexia

>>69476434
>>69476986
syadouOgey

i dont care she is cute as a button any which way

>>69477534
This makes it even worse that she hates her fingers

>>69477689
I mean it would right itself if she furthered her recovery. Unfortunately she probably wouldn't listen if you just up and told her that her hands would probably get skinnier if she ate more.

https://twitter.com/cigs4dinner it's this chicki think

edema is also from eating garbage all the time

>>69477961
It's not, this is just a generic thinspo account. Images like this are a dime a dozen on them, the other girls they posted aren't the same chick.

poor thinbos

>>69477961
ed twitter makes me fume with rage

>>69477961
this shit is so fucking sexy hot, i love proana girls so fucking much im cooming

>>69478654
Why?

>>69477961
Not her that's just a thinspo repost account, there's thousands of ana wannabes who make these to repost "goals" thinspo and bonespo and even deathspo while most of them are overweight kpop stans who treat anorexia like a fashion statement and don't understand the girls in the pictures are dying and you cannot just choose to have an eating disorder
>>69478043
>>69478654
Me too, imagine if there was an entire side to social media romanticizing alcoholism or something and talking about how hot and shit it is and posting pictures of jaundiced dying alcoholics with love hearts while none of them do more than sipping a martini once a month then whine about how ill they are

love her so much

proana girls are annoying to be around they're toxic and depressing all the time

>>69478941
NTA but it's a circlejerk of not actually sick girls like >>69479037 said, it's teenagers who think being anorexic is a trendy thing to be and they repost pictures of dying girls and call it "thinspo" while romanticizing and larping as being anorexic. Very few members of the "proana" community are actually anorexic.

>>69478941
imagine anyone you love being caught in that shit, or fuck imagine shondo being relapsing because a combination of crab bucket girls and sinister groomers start egging on and triggering her insecurities to further her disorder

TvT

what the fuck is wrong with you people get this garbage out of here.

>>69479104
this image is so perfect

>>69479167
teenagers are aggressively delusional

>>69479167
>>69479209
I see that would be awful. I did find some toxic girls like that but the ones with real problems don't really interact with those people, at least from what I've seen

i mean... it is kinda hot but i much rather my wife to be healthy and still sexy

Shondo chasing a laser pointer around the room

>>69479209
why would anyone care about shondo though

anorexic model shondo who does coke off your penis

im gay
nice greasy hair and mallcop fit retro

>>69480352
lol

FallenShadow with one of those bones through her nose like one of those aboriginals

Sometimes I think about cracking Shondo’s toes

>offline on discord
>no movie night tonight
Goodnight shoggas

>>69481793
>he doesn't know

>>69481793
kek I just checked the discord too and said the same thing
Goodnight!!

Thanks <3

>>69482028
Meant for you <3
>>69480352

>thread talks eating disorder
>no goodnight tweet
i wonder if she's upset with us or herself
can a shondo please explain

ok i've got it
something has happened that has made her life so shit that she actually has fun with us while streaming now
that's gotta be it

>>69483214
she saw the subs gifted to ft

>>69483214
she just likes having me around
nothing more to it

>>69483313
That wasn't before she started enjoying spending time with us/being happy though.
And I don't really care what it is, i'm just trying to work out why all of a sudden she likes hanging out with us

>>69483415
thanks for coming back grackle it really improved her mood

>>69483465
not grackle but close

>>69483465
reminder, she only noticed grackle because he was brought up in the thread, if it was any other person she wouldn't have noticed.

>>69483634
she doesnt come here

she doesnt read here

>>69483777
jackpot

tweet in 5

pity reply in 2

>>69483777
trips of truth

handcam stream in 1

she listened to my advice and stopped coming here because she loves me

Why did she wink after she said she doesn't come /here/ during the confession stream? Who made that post calling out Ray?

they didn't call him out specifically he should have stayed silent, instead he got spooked by a random musicpost and self snitched

Shes in such a good mood because she stopped coming here

she's in such a good mood because she gets filled with warmness and love a few times a day

>>69484170
How did that person knew about someone impersonating dewd?

The guilt was eating away at him and it was a self report by ray

>>69484255
it was dewd

>>69484193
she's been referencing /here/ all week. and she'll do it next week too. how will you cope?

>>69484255
you bitches gossip so much nobody was impersonating dewd

she cant help but reference here because people connect any mundane innoculous word or commonly used phrase to being /here/

>>69484468
lol?

her manic episode ended
expect FT tweet tomorrow

pretending to be retarded is the same as being retarded

>>69484298
How did he get that image? Did he simply asked giru just to post it on 4chan?

>>69484564
asking giru for the original art to get the image because he liked the image and then just happening to post it with that post is far more likely than whatever schizo theory you can come up with

>>69484490
you retards falsely accuse shiggers all the time

I'll say it again, it was Ray self reporting and him posting the image. hes asked Giru for high quality images before so he could have easily had that one

ft made the post

>>69484686
I'll spoon this one because he deserves it. Ray admitted to doing it on twitter right after it was posted here

otis made the post

>>69484686
he was obviously doing it since he fucking admitted it you retard, unless you're just suggesting the entire thing is just an elaborate dewd+ray shitpost in which case i believe you

>>69484666
Shondo posting on /here/ is not really
that schizo of a theory

>>69484808
both are likely

>>69484666
So she contacted dewd privately to confirm it wasn't him that was sending the emails? What a whore I knew dewd was a favorite and they were dming each other.

Who posted it is the biggest shonspiracy we have ever seen. We'll never know the answer either

>>69484251

>>69484110
It had to have been Shondo because he claimed to have gotten a DoorDash order randomly which is in line with what she claims to do when someone upsets her. He could’ve just been lying but I don’t think so.

>>69485255
Do I get free food if I upset her? That's neat!

This was good week :) I hope it lasts a little while longer before something bad happens. We’ll make it to March without a turbo menhera melty. I can feel it. But something bad is going to happen in March. I can feel it.

>>69485453
Something bad will happen as soon as the month of March starts.

settle down okay?

>>69485453
It better not, shes probably going to do her new outfit debut then

no menhera, only evolving
onwards and upwards long term

When was the last big menhera episode? Digis death? Shes had ups and downs but nothing big besides that

I'm going to FUCK shondo

hopefully we can leave this fake positivity behind and go back to the good old honest days

I want to burry my face in her hair and SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

slowly removing 1 or 2 hairs from her head every night so that she thinks shes going bald and will have to rely on me even more and will never leave me

i want to sit with her leaning against my chest playing BA on her phone for 5 and a half hours and make small talk

>>69485255
she door dashes mcdonalds when she's upset?

>>69484110
Was that wink before or after she cut her bang, often motivation for cutting them is that it interfere with her eye tracking. I remember that she cut them close to that time period

>>69485940
coincidence
wrong address

>>69485961
She cut them well after, like a week or 2

>>69485940
She does something relating to our address to let people who upset her know she’s upset. She made a tweet about it a while ago probably on a deleted alt. She didn’t say exactly what though. It’s basically to let them know she knows where they live.

>>69486068
she is the type of bitch that would text you pictures of someone's doordash order

i wish she would ubereats me some maccies

>>69485255
She would have to know it was him by identifying his writing style which I doubt she's capable of doing.

>>69486311
Unless she’s a janny here or knows one who collects ips

>>69486161
so she does stupid shit that would make anyone want to ignore her as a punishment? very female of her

she has been feeling great recently and recently will stretch into forever, not just a slice of it either!

>gets an accidental doordash
>gets called out (non-specifically)
>sees a music video
>self snitches out of menhera meltdown

>>69486514
if she does it then it's 2-3 times in one day so you know it's not a mistake

>>69486514
What was the music video? I don't remember that part

>>69486514
It was a weird nonsensical order like just bread or something I don’t remember, but it was weird. And it was calling out someone impersonating dewd which he was doing, and then he said something like “I knew you weren’t actually emailing him you’re a good girl” or some shit after she didn’t respond and that’s probably how she realized it was him from his writing style.

>>69486161
She talked about pranking people who behaves badly on an alt steam before too. Never specified what was the prank but she said people who gets pranked will know it was her prank.

i want to make her wear a tiny bell and scratch her under her chin and on her nape like a cat

>>69486663
It was a tweet on shadowchama, she said she's done it to 12-13 people already

Sometimes i want to take a bat or a hammer to the back of her head.

>>69486612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o30Js248cvw

>>69486612
I don't remember the music but an Anon made claim to the post and said it had nothing to do with it

>>69486744
Probably all cheaters

>>69486658
2 sausage patties with no buns

>>69486899
yum

>>69486746
i want to beat her for an hour with a foam mallet

>>69486899
it's a normal order but at some redneck's porch

If she's in such a good mood why didn't she say goodnight?

because we were talking about her eating disorder

>>69487433
she's getting filled with warmness and love obviously

Oh yeah :c

>>69487482
she's not here, trust your wife

Sometimes I like to imagine Shondo in a CSGO match just hurling racial slurs

I trust her but not breaking containment isn't fibbing

just pick another common idiom or household item and she will say it within the next couple of weeks and you can convince yourselves she is here

shondo playing csgo but unloading an entire magazine at someone near her and getting 68 in 2 because she doesn't understand recoil patterns and was moving (she is the last player alive and is embarrassed because everyone is spectating)

>>69487688
It is though. Why is this place like fucking Voldemort to you people? It’s a culture of lies. If you come here and lie about it chances are you’re a shitty human being behind closed doors. If you have to put on an act in public, you’re a coward. I’m exactly the same person I am here as I am anywhere.

>>69487966
ask her if she comes to 4chan dot org forwardslash vt and if she browses /shon/ in a donation message

>>69487966
people are horrible and the world would be worse if everyone gave up their act

Shondo said my first name on stream one time and I got so scared I closed the tab and went for a walk.

>>69487966
This is the gayest Reddit shit I’ve seen in a while.

>>69485961
Watch the vod, she was silent for too long after saying that she doesn't come /here/ for it to be unintentional. I think this was her way of making it obvious she visits the thread sometimes and telling us to chill the fuck out. But we are too dense to get the hint.

>>69487966
Hi new, please enjoy the thread and don't take the shit posting too seriously

>>69487966
Studio

>>69488261
she could be less of a pussy and use her words

>>69488122
Cute!! I love cute shy anons =w=

>>69488343
She could but she hates containment breaking more than anybody.

>>69487966
I post about how I want to rape and cut my wife in half, where else am I going to say that?

>>69488444
discord, what do you think the nes channels are for?

>>69488403
she doesn't even need to break containment to get a point across instead she does weird shit like doordash tacobell to a trailer park

as shit as it is this thread is unironically the best and purest place in her community

>>69488403
“Containment breaking” = being too much of a fucking pussy to speak your mind with your whole chest.

going to the local with shondo on karaoke night and embarrassing ourselves infront of the regulars

>>69488659
you on 4chan: grrrr im not a pussy i say anything i want wherever i want it
you in stream chat: uuuuuuu yes wifey syadouHappynod syadouHappynod syadouPettheshadow

>>69488733
literally me

>>69488230
Nigger you are terminally online if you read something critical of 4chan and immediately think of Reddit. I got banned from there for saying I hate trannies, fuck that place too.

Going into the bathroom and shutting the door. Lighting a candle and shutting off the lights. Chanting Shondo cunny Shondo cunny Shondo cunny into the mirror.

>>69488965
reddit

>>69488733
I’m actually pretty honest with her

Sometimes I still think about that line from the giraffe game. Decapitating Shondo. Putting flowers down her neck hole like a vase. Such a great image.

>>69489001
your chant ends, you dare not open your eyes. suddenly you notice a faint smell of coconut and hear something breathing behind you, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you spin around to see

>>69489001
it worked

>>69489258
Would

>>69489258
Scared

>>69488444
Out in the open so I can add you to the list.

>>69489565
Scared

>>69489565
Jeez calm down baby, it's only joke

No homo but imagine drawing a bath for Shondo and washing her back and behind her ears

what would be gay about washing your wife

>>69489950
i would use my tongue and tell her not to turn around its just a weird sponge

>>69490003
Some shoggas have the idea that doing anything sentimental makes you gay

>>69490072
it does

>>69490161
being intimate with your wife isnt gay regardless of how you spin it

>>69490200
Intimate is such a woman word

>>69490291
So is insecure but that describes you pretty well

>>69490322
AREYOUAGIRL

>>69489950
goddamnit you woke up my gosling. now I'm thinking about how nice it would be to just massage her in a hot bath completely nonsexually and see her melt.

i love shondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9li9GeDHc2s
also watching twin peaks with her would be pretty fun i think

how was the movie?

>>69490704
assuming you aren't just vagueposting about a nonexistent discord stream, fire walk with me is up there with lynches best, but how you take it will depend what you really enjoyed from the show, if you prefer the darker, sordid underbelly and bleak elements then you'll like it (and The Return) more, if you prefer the more upbeat funny hijinks then you'll like it a little less

>>69487966
I'm not gonna be a tough guy about it and be all grrr you guys are liars but I do think newfags have this tendency to take "containment breaking" far too seriously. All the oldfags will talk about the boards when it's appropriate, it's not some law to never speak of it like it's the secret nazi club you can't speak of, the only problem is when newfags bring it up unprompted or act like they're so savvy and eager to flex their forbidden knowledge. Back in early 2022 she asked people where they found her from when half of her audience came from shilling /here/ and she didn't give them an earful about it, if you're not autistic you can see the difference with the random children who pop up on stream and are like I SAW YOU ON /UOH/!!

i will only believe that shit is here when she says wicked smile

>>69491346
Tuffnar keeps spamming it so she's bound to say it eventually

>>69491123
I just hate that everyone is a total piece of shit here and then acts all nice everywhere else. I can’t trust anyone.

>>69491438
i actually hope she never does it because of that

>>69491469
thats too bad Ray

>>69491469 (me)
And the fact that she’s probably /here/ makes me wonder if I can even trust her.

four

>>69491666
haha dw you can trust otter chan