/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

hey man

purple women thread!

Bae cute!

>>69224820
cute feet

I love Mikochiiii

I think Ame should be shorter.

What is it called when someone leans forward in their chair to laugh like sora and fauna do?

>>69225066
doubled over

I WISH I WERE HIGH ON POTENUSE, NIGGUH!!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHAKESPEAREAN DIALOGUE?!?! THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T GETTING NO BLOWJOBS FROM ME!! IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME GOOD, THEN I DON'T GIVE NOTHIN' TO YOU!

>>69225066
>lean forward
um. . . knotted ?

>>69225169
NNNIIIIGGGAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

He screamed in agony as the pain hit him like a thousand hammers. He clenched his fists and felt the bones grind together as he tried to resist the change, but it was too strong. His body contorted and twisted before settling into its new form. When the transformation finally ended, Steve found himself lying on his back, panting heavily. Slowly, he sat up and looked around. The city seemed darker now that he had changed forms. As did his skin.

Steve reached out and touched his face. It was smooth and cold, like marble. He ran his fingers down his chest and stomach, feeling the hard ridges of muscle beneath his touch. He flexed his arms and legs, testing their strength. They were powerful beyond belief, capable of tearing through steel with ease. A low growl rumbled from deep within his throat as he realized what he'd become...an african-american.

"No..." he whispered hoarsely. "This can't be happening." But it was. There was no going back now.

Tears welled up in Steve's eyes as he stood up, towering over everything around him. He didn't recognize this creature anymore; it wasn't who he was or wanted to be. With one final look at the skyline, which now seemed so foreign and alienating, Steve turned away and began walking aimlessly through the streets of New York City, searching for some semblance of himself amidst the chaos of his new reality.

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://youtu.be/YIHd1pctXvM?t=73
holokeks defend this?

>>69225318
with my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIcmQW4GzU

A massive pear sits alone in a room, farting.
The door opens and in walks another pear. It too begins to fart. Soon there are dozens of pears all farting at once. The air is thick with the sound of flatulence.

Suddenly, one of the pears lets out an enormous fart that shakes the entire room. All the other pears fall silent as they listen to this magnificent release of gas. After what seems like an eternity, the first pear speaks: "Beautiful."

Another pear then adds, "Incredible."

"Divine," says yet another.

Posting in dead hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_BdwMvxT4A

beeeeb

>>69225318
>>69225393
Nu-buki is a bit TOO sexual for her own good....

>>69224978
ame is a baby

gimme the ame

>>69225393
I want to do things to friend

>>69225521
no

>>69225521

>>69225552
ok? go do them

Kanners in dead hours

>>69225415
"Nigga," mutters one of them, breaking the solemn atmosphere. Everyone turns to look at him, shocked by his language. He continues, "That was straight nigga shit right there!"

The room remains silent.

Finally, the original speaker asks, "What did you say?"

The nigga pear replies, "I said that was some straight nigga shit! Y'all ain't never heard a fart like that before? Nah son, only real G's can pull off a fart like that!"

There is more silence. Then one of the other pears stands up and declares, "We are not niggas!"

The nigga pear looks around at his fellow fruit, confusion on its face. "What the hell you mean we ain't niggas? We just talked about how good that fart was, didn't we?"

"No," says the standing pear, "we are fruits, not humans. We cannot be niggers or any other form of animal."

The nigga pear stares back at it for a moment, then bursts into laughter. "Ohh shiiiiiit, y'all funny motherfuckers!" he chortles, wiping away tears of mirth.

The others glare at him but remain quiet. Eventually, the laughing pear composes himself and says, "Alright alright, I get it. You don't want to be associated with no animals. But come on now, we can still appreciate a good fart when we hear one, can't we?"

Again, there is silence. Finally, one of the pears breaks it by saying, "Yes, we can appreciate a fine flatulence... but let us not use such vulgar terms to describe it."

With that, the nigga pear pulls out an automatic 9mm handgun from behind its leaf and points it at the group. "Yo, who's the bitch now, huh? Don't nobody tell me I can't talk however the fuck I want!"

Terror fills the room as the other pears cower in fear. The gunshot echoes through the chamber as the bullet rips through the crowd. The sickly sweet scent of jam fills the air as pieces of pulpy flesh and juice splatter against walls and floor.

As quickly as it started, the massacre ends. Only one survivor remains - a single bruised pear lying amidst the carnage. Slowly, painfully, it crawls towards the exit. Just as it reaches the door handle, another shot rings out, hitting the wounded pear square in the middle. Its lifeless body collapses onto the ground outside the room.

"Now who's the nigga? " the voice taunts from within the room. The door swings open revealing a man dressed head-to-toe in black tactical gear, holding a smoking assault rifle. His skin is dark, his hair short and neatly groomed, and his eyes hidden behind mirrored sunglasses. In one gloved hand he holds a radio; in the other, a grenade pin. "Didn't anyone ever teach you not to talk while your opponent has a weapon pointed at you?" says Solid Snake , stepping over the bodies of his fallen comrades.

Give me a single reason why you aren't watching streams right now.

>>69224928
I love her fat titties

>>69225688

>>69225688
Cute kanners. Have an inners

>>69225719
I do not enjoy cock, Filipinos, or femboys.
Or god forbid - Valorant.

>>69224850
I need to pet the cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-pGdTFFyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-pGdTFFyU

I saw this only now

>>69225719
I am but it's not Hololive

>>69225719
I'm driving

>>69225710
* * *

Solid Snake slowly made his way through the hallways of Shadow Moses Island, trying to avoid detection. As he moved silently from cover to cover, he thought about what had happened earlier in the day. He couldn't believe that those pears were actually talking to each other, let alone using human slang like 'nigga'. It seemed almost surreal. But then again, so much about this mission already had been strange and unsettling.

He reached a junction where two corridors met and stopped to listen for any signs of movement. Suddenly, he heard footsteps approaching from both directions. Quickly, he ducked into an empty room on the left side of the intersection, hoping to avoid being caught between two groups of enemies. The footsteps grew louder and closer until they finally passed by without detecting him hiding inside the room. Once the coast was clear, he continued down the hallway toward his destination: Liquid Snake's private quarters.

Snake crept quietly along the dimly lit passageway, keeping close to the wall to minimize his profile. He could feel his heart racing with anticipation and fear as he neared his target. This would be the most dangerous part of the mission yet – if he failed here, there would be no going back. With every step, he reminded himself of why he was doing this: to stop Liquid Snake from starting a global nuclear war. To save millions of lives. And to avenge the death of his mentor, Big Boss.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he reached Liquid Snake's door. He took a deep breath and steadied his hands before pulling out a lockpick kit from his pocket. Carefully, he inserted the picks into the keyhole and began working on the lock. After several tense minutes, he heard a click as the tumblers fell into place, and he pushed open the door.

Liquid Snake's room was sparsely furnished, with only a bed, a desk, and some personal belongings, such as a dildo and several onaholes. There was also a large window looking out onto the island's harbor, which provided ample light for Snake to navigate the space. He quickly searched the room for anything incriminating or useful, finding nothing of immediate interest. However, he did notice that there was a safe located behind Liquid Snake's desk. If there were any documents detailing the plan for Armageddon, they would likely be stored inside one of the onaholes.

Snake approached the shelf of onaholes carefully, wondering how he was going to extract the information without alerting Liquid Snake. Then he remembered seeing a small device called a Codec in one of the crates back at base camp. Perhaps he could use it to communicate with someone else on the team, who could help him crack the code and retrieve the data. He quickly returned to the main area of the room and retrieved the Codec from his equipment belt.

With the Codec in hand, he turned back to the safe. He placed the device on the desk next to the keyboard and activated it, waiting for someone to respond. After a few moments, the screen flickered to life, displaying the face of Otacon, one of his fellow operatives back at base camp. "Snake!" Otacon exclaimed excitedly upon seeing his friend's visage appear before him. "We've been trying to reach you! What's your status?"

"I'm in," replied Snake simply. "I need your help."

"Of course," said Otacon immediately. "What do you need?"

"I'm inside Liquid Snake's room," explained Snake. "I need to get the documents without alerting him, but they're stored inside one of his onaholes. Can you access the encryption keys from your end?"

Otacon nodded solemnly. "Yes, I can try. Give me a moment." Moments later, he spoke up again. "Alright, I think I have it. Just plug in your penis and enter the following code: 64281590."

Snake did as instructed, lubing himself up and inserting the tip of his cock into the nearest onahole. As he pressed the buttons on the interface, he repeated the code aloud for Otacon to hear. A series of clicks echoed throughout the room as the contents of the onahole were downloaded into the Codec. When it was finished, Snake removed himself from the hole and disconnected the Codec.

"Well done, Snake," congratulated Otacon over the radio link. "Now all we need is to find a way to get these documents back to base camp undetected."

Snake thought for a moment before replying. "There might be another way... but it involves going through another one of those rooms full of talking pears."

"Talking pears?" Otacon asked, confused.

"Long story," muttered Snake under his breath as he made his way back out into the hallway. "Let's just hope this works."

Can the new AI video thing make cute and funny videos?

>>69225910
Probably, but you shouldn't do that

More tardkino today

>>69225910
This guy is gonna use AI?
Gura I think we gonna have to kill this guy

>>69225951
SLEEP TIGHT MOCO-CHAN

can someone post that one weird looking creature

peko streaming with the flu, what's kronii's excuse?
https://twitter.com/uraakapeko/status/1758406478808170764

>>69225953
It feels like every day is tardkino day…

I recently watched a lesbian sex collab video and one of the ladies sounds just like one of the retards from regloss. I haven't watched her much but as a casual viewer they sound very similar. (for the record, I am not suggesting that they are the same person)
I just thought that the coincidence was interesting, like finding someone that sounds like Marine. Anyway, holos for this feel?
https://gofile.io/d/wRGbC2

>>69225987
YAGOO is gonna have such a satisfying shit later on. This happened to me before and the satisfaction and relief bordered on sexual.

>>69225951
SLEEP TIGHT MOCO-CHAN

WHAT MOCOCO YOU TRYING TO GET IT ON WITH PEOPLE HERE?

WELL NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!

>>69225719
I'm waiting Deso to start

>>69225951
SLEEP TIGHT MOCO-CHAN

>>69225951
Sleep tight Fuwawa

>>69225951
WAKE UP JEFF

>>69225987
wtf

>>69225951
SLEEP TIGHT MOCO-CHAN

>>69225951
SLEEP TIGHT MOCO-CHAN

>>69225987
Yeah, mine

i propose we rename Fuwamoco to just "Moco"|

>>69225719
Watching Tom Baker being Tom Baker.

>>69226086
JUST WAIT AND SEE!

I always preferred the ones where you don't need to respond

>>69225719
I am listening to the last kronii space

>>69226222
Sometimes you don't need words.

>>69225983
She just cancelled her stream later tonight tho

>>69226222
I miss her…

>>69225987
what the fuck is this shit?

>>69226222
Did she really pronounce Kaela's name like koala or was she just doing a bit?

streams doko

>>69226086
JUST AND SEE

>>69226086
JUST WAIT AND SEE!

>>69225066
They lean forward because they have to fart, not because they're laughing.

>>69226310
cold pubg...

How do you feel now that you know Bijou is a pillar man?

>>69225425
How the fuck did she get copyright struck by herself for that?

>>69226361
she was easily EN's biggest troll; even if she had it wrong at first she kept pushing it for fun

>>69225171
Vaush?

still watching blue ame

Open this Towa for a surprise

>>69226361
It was a bit
She knew it was Kaela but was saying it wrong on purpose to troll her
She used to do that all the time

>>69226507
when? she never streamed

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>69226554
Sana was allowed to troll, you aren't (outside of /b/)

the europe trip really did a number on pekora huh

>>69226554
She had over 100 streams

>>69226596
>Anonymous 02/16/24(Sat)11:43:46 No.6922
HelloGura weee

when are we getting REAL white Australians in HoloEN?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1arq4ju/what_to_do_in_this_position/

>>69226450
She didn't account for Future Anya.

>>69225874
As Solid Snake made his way through the halls of Shadow Moses Island once more, he couldn't help but reflect on the bizarre events that had transpired earlier that day. The talking pears were just one aspect of an increasingly surreal situation; now he found himself relying on their intelligence for vital information about Liquid Snake's plans. It seemed almost comical in retrospect, but then again, so much about this mission already had been strange and unsettling.

He reached the same junction where he had encountered the two groups of enemies earlier, and paused to listen for any signs of movement. This time, however, there was none. The hallways remained eerily silent, as if everyone was holding their breath, waiting for something to happen. With caution, he continued down the left-hand corridor, making his way towards the room filled with sentient fruit.

When he arrived at the door leading into the pear chamber, he hesitated briefly before stepping inside. Once again, the air was thick with the sound of flatulence – even more so than before, due to the presence of many more pears. They all stopped what they were doing when they saw him enter, their eyes fixed on him expectantly. Snake cleared his throat awkwardly and addressed them directly.

"Uh, hi guys. Listen, I need your help again." He quickly summarized his encounter with Liquid Snake and his discovery of the onaholes containing crucial information about the impending nuclear attack. "So, here's the deal: I need to know how to get this stuff back to base camp without being detected by anyone else. Any ideas?"

The pears exchanged glances among themselves, seemingly deep in thought. Finally, one of them raised its hand and spoke up. "Yo, I got somethin' for ya." The others murmured assent, encouraging the speaker to continue. "You see, we got these special powers. We can make ourselves invisible and walk right past people without 'em noticing us."

Snake blinked in surprise. "You mean like camouflage?"

The pear shook its head. "Nah, bro. Invisible shit. Like in the movies or whatever."

This piqued Snake's interest despite himself. If the pears could really become invisible, it would be an incredibly useful tool during stealth missions. However, he also knew better than to trust anything these creatures said at face value. There had to be some catch involved.

"How does that work exactly? And what's the catch?"

Another round of whispering ensued amongst the pears, followed by the original speaker raising its hand once more. "Okay, so here's how it goes: we concentrate real hard, and our bodies start to vibrate really fast. That makes us invisible to human eyes. But while we're vibrating like that, we can't move or talk or nothing."

Snake considered this for a moment. It wasn't perfect, but it could potentially work. He turned to address the group. "All right, let's give it a try. But first, I want each of you to promise me that you won't fart while you're invisible. Deal?"

A chorus of groans met his request, but eventually they all nodded in agreement. Satisfied, Snake handed out the Codec devices to each of the pears and instructed them on how to use them. Then, he took a deep breath and prepared himself for what was about to come next.

One by one, the pears entered their trance-like state and became invisible. Snake watched closely as they floated past him, barely visible except for the slightest hint of motion. He counted them off in his head as they disappeared down the hallway, making sure that none of them were left behind. As the last pear rounded the corner and vanished from sight, Snake let out a sigh of relief.

Now came the hard part: retrieving the stolen data from Liquid Snake's safe. With any luck, the plan would go off without a hitch, and they could put an end to Armageddon before it began.

But as always, fate had other plans.

"Pikachu, no! Your anus can't take it!" exclaimed Ash Ketchum.

"Where the hell did you come from?!" asked Solid Snake in bewilderment, startled by the sudden appearance of the 10-year old boy and his 120-pound mouse.

"It's my pet, Pikachu. His butt can't take it, it's not big enough." explained Ash, ignoring the fact that he was standing in the middle of a high-security military facility.

"What are you talking about?" asked Snake, trying to keep his cool.

Just then, Liquid Snake emerged from his private quarters, holding a dildo in one hand and a copy of Mein Kampf in the other. "Ah, good evening, brother," he greeted Snake casually. "I see you've brought friends."

"Fucking A," muttered Snake under his breath. This day just kept getting better and better.

>>69226499

>>69226710
based Anarchy Chess

>69226499
Graduate her then. I don't care.

>>69226725
* * *

Before either of them could react further, a loud explosion rocked the room, causing both Ash and Pikachu to fall over. A hole had appeared in the wall behind them, revealing a group of armed men dressed in black tactical gear. Their leader stepped forward, removing his mirrored sunglasses to reveal a pair of unsettling yellow eyes.

"Well well," drawled the man, "look who we have here... the boy who failed to defeat me at the Pokémon League finals, and now interfering with my master plan to take over the world. How ironic."

Solid Snake looked around wildly, trying to figure out how he ended up in this situation. Suddenly, he realized that the pears must have betrayed him after all. But why? Were they working for Liquid Snake all along? Or was there something deeper going on here?

As the questions raced through his mind, he felt a sharp pain in his side. Looking down, he saw that he had been shot by one of the enemy soldiers. He reached into his belt for his gun, only to find that it was gone – likely taken away by one of the invisible pears during their escape attempt.

Without another weapon or means of defense, Snake knew he was finished. He closed his eyes and braced himself for death, waiting for the bullets that would surely end his life. Instead, he heard Ash cry out in agony as multiple electric shocks coursed through his body from Pikachu's tail. The electrical discharge also affected the enemies nearby, causing several of them to drop their weapons and collapse onto the ground convulsing.

Taking advantage of the distraction, Snake made a run for it, dashing towards the door leading back into the hallway. Just as he reached it, however, a powerful kick sent him flying backwards into the wall. He landed heavily on the floor, dazed and bleeding from numerous cuts and bruises.

Standing above him was the man in black, his eyes narrowed with anger. "You think you can just walk away from this?" he growled, drawing his pistol. "Not anymore..."

Desperately, Snake tried to crawl away, but it was too late. The man fired three shots directly into his back, killing him instantly. Blood pooled beneath his lifeless body as the remaining soldiers approached cautiously, their guns drawn. They stood silently for a moment, looking down upon the scene before them.

Then, without warning, the walls of the chamber started to ripple and shift, transforming into a dense jungle filled with exotic plants and animals. The soldiers stood frozen in place, confused by the sudden change. From within the foliage emerged a familiar figure clad in camouflage fatigues: Grey Fox. He held a knife in each hand as he advanced slowly towards the unsuspecting soldiers, cutting them down one by one.

When the last soldier fell, Grey Fox turned to Ash and Pikachu, helping them to their feet. "I apologize for taking so long to arrive," he said gruffly. "The mission was more difficult than anticipated."

Ash nodded gratefully, still reeling from the events that had transpired. "What happened here?" he asked, looking around at the destroyed room.

Grey Fox shook his head sadly. "Your presence alerted the enemy to our operation. We had planned to retrieve vital information about their plans for global domination, but due to your actions, those plans are now lost forever."

"No... wait," protested Ash, realization dawning on him. "We didn't mean to cause any trouble! We were just passing through when we got caught up in everything!"

Grey Fox glared at him sternly. "Regardless of your intentions, you interfered with a top secret mission critical to the safety of millions of people. You cannot be allowed to live."

Before Ash could respond, Grey Fox pulled out two poison darts from his belt and aimed them at the boy and his Pikachu. With a cold determination, he fired the darts simultaneously, ensuring that neither of them would survive the deadly poison.

As Ash and Pikachu collapsed onto the ground, their bodies twitching violently from the effects of the poison, Grey Fox turned to leave, his mission complete. However, just before disappearing into the foliage, he paused and glanced back at Solid Snake's corpse lying on the floor. With a hint of respect, he removed the sunglasses from Snake's body and placed them carefully in his pocket. Then, without another word, he vanished into the depths of the jungle, leaving behind nothing but silence and destruction.

>>69226499

>>69226314
kino
https://files.catbox.moe/bryrac.png

>>69225415
>>69225710
>>69225874
>>69226725
>>69226855

i listened to the honeyworks songs
only Sora and Gura ones are good

Have any of them talked about Helldivers? Seems like ot’d be pretty fun collab game. Especially IRyS with her Starship Troopers knowledge

>>69226086
JUST WAIT AND SEE

https://litter.catbox.moe/avuk2p.mp4

>>69227074
Isn't the anticheat fucking up people's PCs or some shit

Good morning, is today a good day for sex?

>>69227074
SONY PERMS

>>69227181
I wonder if they'll ever pull that stick out of their ass.

>>69226624
What happened?

KAWAII
POSITIVE
GENIUS

>>69227135
>futa shit
every single time

>>69227039
Link to the playlist?

would you kiss a ririka?

>>69227159
it has many issues

What tha Lyrica doin'?

>>69227348
I'd even kiss Ririka's cute puckered bleached asshole

>>69227408
stop being weird

>>69227405
she bought a t-shirt for her first dance lesson

>>69227542
There's nothing weird about giving my cute gyaru wife a rimjob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIcmQW4GzU
does foobs sound a little different nowaday?

>>69227673
What if she shits in your mouth?

what was that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxJ_Jh4ZbA

>>69227696
Girls don't poop, dummy

>>69227690
>>69227947
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
STOP WITH THE FUCKING CAT MEMES
PLEASE

>>69227995
Long felines?

>>69225719
it's 3 am and I should be sleeping, I work at 7am but I cant sleep

>advent watched silence of the lambs
HOW DID I MISS THIS?

>>69228066
Go watch it, it was a lot of fun

>>69228066
you missed out

Half of Promise are pulling a Rushia at this very moment

Soon
https://youtu.be/z3E8hghkQMM
https://youtu.be/z3E8hghkQMM
https://youtu.be/z3E8hghkQMM

>>69228066
You should've been here
I nearly lost my sides when Clairece get a cum of semen tossed on her face and everyone but Shiori no-sold it, but she laughed

Just go to bed. Have a 12 hour nap.

>>69228223
>a cum of semen
Is that a real measurement

streams?

ah man I'm just catching up on shit now, i was looking forward to wawa yakuza but it looks like it'll only happen next week no matter what

>>69228223
How much is 1 cum?

>>69228055
It's 4am here too. We have simply evolved pst the need to sleep

>>69228503
no streams, go have sex with your government given cheebs

>>69228354
>>69228564
*cup of semen
Gomen

>>69228149
>>69228168
>>69228223
Well I'm watching it now. Not as good as live but whatever. No idea how I missed this it's one of my favorite movies.

still the best EN duet
https://youtu.be/C5IIoZsci8Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dBVUfOicd0
SOON

>>69228799
The fact that we have not gotten this or Iya Iya performed in 3D yet is a crime.

What if Mori's announcement was related to Hazbin Hotel?

>>69228834
I don't want Iya sung in 3D.

>>69228834
EN concert 2 this year after Avent gets their 3D debuts trust

>>69228799
That's not Iya Iya Iya or Gurame Chug Jug

>>69228799
>kiara

https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_akaihaato
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_akaihaato
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/startingvoice_akaihaato
Buy Haachama's English Starting Voice so we get more English streams from her please.

>>69228799
yunarun makes some damn good music videos

>thread is absolutely dead
Yikes. Can't even shitpost about Bae being in a homo's 3d live since I won't get any (you)s
Grim. Did all brrats just drop her or something? Sad.

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1758362385751134401
Towa is uploading a video where she gets treated by a chiropractor later

>>69228912
who is Avent

>>69229195

>Chocoflakes stream

>>69229290
https://hololivesummer2023.hololivepro.com/en/unit/avanture-holic/

>>69229096
I had to convince myself to by my oshi's voice packs. Why would I want someone else's?

>>69229369
>so we get more English streams from her please
Feels like he explained himself pretty clearly

>>69229369
because she's spiggin it

>>69229318
WITNESSED

>>69229351
internkun tried his best...

>>69229346
Is this the new low? Why did JP become so soulless lately? They're all literally just corposhills trying to sell you consoomer slop. What went wrong?

>>69229523
money talks, nigga

Mayonnaise is a drink!

there's going to be a collab with Kiara, Ame, Gura and Fauna today
but you didn't hear it from me

>>69229812
>No Ina
Don't care.

>Gozaru stops doing an English intro
>Koyori starts doing an English intro
rrats?

>>69229869
I told them to

>>69228833
I can't wait, Reine's reaction to stuff is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AwQsuOHOKE&t=2759s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AwQsuOHOKE&t=9032s

>>69229812
that'd be kino. I remember this stream was very good.
https://youtu.be/ZQgVSIY48L0

>>69229812
Kiara can't even stream.

>>69229523
>lately

Jesus christ how are Koyori's tits allowed?

KON ANON~ HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S SUPER (YOU) FARMER: ANONYMOUS DEEEEEESU

>Ollie has ONLY 16% female viewers

>>69230047
Women can't experience unbridled zombie lust...

>Jo'on-chan game
Shion-yo...

https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1758432715450585279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNVARX68O8

>>69230013
Koyotits are hypnotizing

>>69230119
She supports holostars and indo ecelebs, so she's indeed a good girl.

i want someone to take only one of the twins for a collab, would be interesting to see how they act and the things they will talk about individually

>>69230310
>66 minutes of Kiara berating Fuwawa for abusing her sister

>>69230310
they cant even collab with both of them together

>>69230392
Hot

Howdy Risuners!

https://x.com/ayunda_risu/status/1577621536021749760?s=46&t=euLdnf3Z7aP9BOIxJR9E-A

>25-34
I thought zoombie fans were mostly zoomers...

bros, where is peko pubg?

>>69230310
>i want someone to take only one of the twins for a collab, would be interesting to see how they act and the things they will talk about individually
Mococo and Marine since Marine is a confirmed Fuzzian stan. Even drew her specifically.

>>69230500
my cute babies

Koyori, "isu" is RIGHT THERE

https://youtu.be/TWps3B9omHM

Lap-sama my breeding partner

>>69230310
I want a Kiwamoco maldives sexcation

>>69230441
Pekora is fucking DEAD
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1758405585798844817

>>69230479
>Fuzzian
Is this a real faction?

>>69230656
Where's her butthole?

>>69230548
This game is driving my inner backseater completely insane

>>69230698
inner...

>>69230680
it's an illegal faction actually
they are extremists

>Marine month long cough
>Pekora weakened and dying
I can't fucking forgive Europe for this

>>69230797
>I can't fucking forgive Europe for this
Remember when the eurotrash pretended they couldn't understand their english just to fuck with them and give them the wrong order all the time?

>>69230678
no wonder she overslept yesterday and sounds like shit

>>69229911
Best part being that she called Laurice being Larry immediately earlier on

it feels like Advent is too scared to ask the other EN girls to collab
it's really only Biboo who's doing it
the constant gen collabs are making them isolated

>>69230698
inner inner inner...

>>69230861
I rather my oshi not get called a "leech" like Mori is for collabing with them too often.

>>69230861
Nerissa self isolated by latching onto Kiara
Dogs self isolated by being a duo
Shiori is too autistic to collab

Shark on the big telly in 25 minutes!

>>69230861
Myth don't exist and Promise is too cool to collab with Advent

>>69230947
sad, i think Shiori would get along really well with Ame, Mumei and Gura
but these are all autistic girls themselves

HOW IS THIS OUTFIT ALLOWED FOR A HOLOLIVE STREAM

>>69230947
>Nerissa self isolated by latching onto Kiara
What does this even mean

>>69230976
>Promise is too cool to collab with Advent,
Stop shitposting Mythfag.

>>69230861
Nerissa and Bae are collabing in a few days

>>69230984
What would they even do, though?

>>69230823
>Remember when the eurotrash pretended they couldn't understand their english just to fuck with them and give them the wrong order all the time?
They should have gone to burger country, every white person would have been friendly and understood them. Flare knows this.

>>69230995
Like when you go to a party and cling to the one friend you came with instead talking to anyone new

>>69230861
>it feels like half the girls in holoEN are too scared to ask the other EN girls to collab
fixed that for you

>>69231042
idk, just play some silly game that's shill enough to allow chitchatting
they need something to break the ice

>>69231091
I bet it sounded very cool and funny in your head, but reality doesn't work like that

>>69230993
Koyori has no sex appeal so it's okay.

>>69230861
Biboo only collabs with her clique (Mori, Kaela) anyway

>>69231144
It kinda does
Nobody thinks "oh I should reach out to Nerissa" because she's too busy doing gay shit with Kiara

>>69231115
>>it feels like the girls in holoEN are too busy to ask other EN girls to collab, even the ones that talk all the time off stream
Fixed that fix for you.

>>69231025
Bae doesn't count since she would accept a collab with literally anyone just so she can leech

>>69231183
>oh I should reach out to Nerissa" because she's too busy doing gay shit with Kiara
Please stop projecting your mental illness into the holomems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUB2an7e_As
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUB2an7e_As
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUB2an7e_As

>>69231217
>>69230917
Kek, I was right, you retards always do this.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>69231195
Complete bullshit. IRyS and Fauna have barely asked any of the other girls to collab in over 2 years, they haven't been busy their entire time in hololive.

>>69231227
"doing gay shit with Kiara" is not speculation it's fact

>>69231227
Learn English first, esl.

>>69231227
NTA but let's be real
very few of them would get along with Nerissa

>>69231025
>Nerissa and Bae are collabing in a few days
For what purpose?

>>69231144
I'm not trying to make a joke, I am explaining the situation to you via analogy

>>69231264
Fauna collabs with the only Advent open to collabs

Get in here chumbuds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efEeRgL2e-M

>>69231303
Probably Baecademy since it's on the Monday

Soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb_k268lqrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb_k268lqrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb_k268lqrQ

>>69231245
So Choco got the OK to upload everything that had her and mel in it that was on mel's channel?

>>69231331
>Probably Baecademy
A lecture on no pantsu life?

Gura on the building in 5 MINS
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M

>>69231330
what the fuck

>>69231330
>open stream
>zhangspeak
>close stream

>>69231373
First time I can recall in years Mio doing a long series.

>>69231380
I would assume music but that works too
Can you imagine a full hour lecturing chat on the benefits of not wearing underwear?

>>69231372
>So Choco got the OK to upload everything that had her and mel in it that was on mel's channel?
I suppose. I feel like she has the right more than anyone considering how close they are irl.

We will now watch Haachama and Watame go on a singing 3D date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI

>>69231398
Its Taiwan, so its fine

>>69231372
>on mel's channel
which one? the one she's uploading is the one streamed on her channel

>>69231386
>>69231330
why does he keep saying nigga?

>>69231322
Fauna literally hasn't done a 1 on 1 collab with 3/5ths of Myth, only Gura and Kiara who both asked her.

GURA WILL SPEAK CHINESE

>>69231446
The video just reminded me that I saw something like that mentioned.

>>69231458
nigga is a filler word in chinese

>>69231519
Shouldn't the senpai ask for the collab first?

>>69231458
he's expressing gratitude for living in a nigger-free country

>>69231565
No, it's the opposite

>>69231565
This entire chain started from:
>it feels like Advent is too scared to ask the other EN girls to collab
and I pointed out that it is by no fucking means restricted to Advent

>>69230861
it feels like FWMC soon will have more collabs with JP than EN outside of advent

>>69231605
well only Mori asked them so far

honest thoughts about this yab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHXuOLKszVU

>>69231597
>No, it's the opposite
Why would you suggest that? Asking for the full attention of your busy senpai can be an impudent act if done improperly.

>>69231176
retard

>>69231458
https://youtu.be/zVOKKPDWtTY

>>69231659
>Why would you suggest that
Because that's what Kiara said happens when a new gen debuts and the collab ban is lifted

jesas so many people waiting just to see Gura do a fucking ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI
#haawata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI

>>69231722
they're awaiting loli shark jesus

Hololive is Taiwan's official religion

>>69231659
>busy senpai
anon, all myths are in stationary mode. except maybe mori, 3/4 of them are busy my ass.

>>69231722
There was a similar crowd at that thing Mori did for One Piece. A few people even brought pen lights for when she did the song kek.

Cute Sheep And Wife Go On A Date In 3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXptmBFjwfI

will Gura speak chinese?

MY SHARKWIFE ON THE BIG TELLY

HOLY SHIT IT'S GAWR CHINA

>>69231853
will be kino if she does

>>69231264
irys and fauna are know to be a real bitches nothing new newfag

>>69231874
don't reply to me faggot

Gura bing chilling.

>>69231853
She did the Nihao lmao

THAT'S IT?

Wait was that it?

uh.....that's it?

>that's it
she said nihao

it's kinda amazing, cute, funny and cringe at the same time. also that's short AF

well that was short

alright go home now

Wait they sound really disappointed that's that all it was. lmao

THAT WAS IT?
THERE WAS A CROWD OF OVER A HUNDRED PEOPLE FOR THAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gura...

COVER DID DIRTY TO GURA's FANS IN TW WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inf6Z6Pf6_M
Time for Kanade

this is actually the first time she has ever acknowledged the chinese language in the past 3 years kek

twap...

https://youtu.be/NFQot-w_CrA?list=PLQZecHYc3j2rhXvngVXpl6lPym2k_VuQy&t=2467
fauna is a hack

>>69231519
Ame is autistic, Ina is a ghost, and Mori is Mori
Hololive should really hire more sociable people

she'll be so embarrassed when she sees that shit
literally flooded the fucking street for an ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATRuDy865k
Miko's L2D was a lot larger on the screen and message a lot longer...

Miko's appearance from last year was more hype
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1745071686628839424/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/MKuGDw0LRaiLbUYv.mp4

Towa on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9l8BT8amLQ

Uh, what were you guys watching just now?

>>69232086
An ad

>>69231372
>So Choco got the OK to upload everything that had her and mel in it that was on mel's channel
Yeah she reuploaded some ChocoMel covers onto her channel, but this specific video from Choco's (delayed) B-day live from December

>>69232086
Some gura thing on a screen in taiwan. It ended up being a 10 second ad and that's it. I guess people thought it would be similar to the Miko thing that was in teh same spot.

>>69232086
>>69231330

mystery niggas

>>69232057
she definitely had no idea it would be like this when she recorded it

>>69232148
Oh cool. I wonder if Mori or Kanata could get the ok to reupload that Luvotorrry! cover they did together.

someone link this gura ad

>>69232086
https://youtu.be/efEeRgL2e-M?t=1224
With timestamp

Why is a black person feeling up Towa?

Waiting for Chammers and Sheep

Towa's spine is fucked... I don't even want to think about how bad mine is.

A woman is groping Towa live on stream

>>69232330
It should have been me.

Hardworking Hololive talent Gawr Gura, ladies and gentlemen. Please clap.

>>69232345
which one

Friendly reminder that chiros are quacks who think you can cure cancer by twisting your small toe, get a real physical therapist.

wtf is this camera kek

Gawr Gura could shit in the middle of the street and people would applaud her for doing it.

towa’s ass is being groped

WTF IS GOING ON

>>69232057
kinda sad desu. i was there in person. can't blame sharky for that i suppose. i blame ipass for this cheap ad. probably ipass couldn't pay enough money for gura to speak mandarin

>>69232406
You're just trying to stop me from twisting my big toe because you want me to die of cancer.

>>69232436
I wish Gura would shit in the middle of my street

>>69232433
It looks so weird kek

Towa...

>>69232446
bro she said nihao, you would never see her say that on stream

>>69232222
Same, it's a pretty underrated cover

Towa...

>>69232436
i wish gura would shit inside my mouth

>>69232044
Ina has never ghosted anyone though

Taa...

>>69232508
She looks like she's constipated

Towa getting crushed by the strong black appendage

Twap.....

after this was recorded they accidentally snapped Towa's neck... the reason for a 1 month break is to look for another Towa...

>>69232487
i know but it's barely speaking.

Sitting at a desk playing games all day is ruining our chuubas spines...

Is Towa even real?

>>69232488
Mel gave some pretty sex low vocals for parts of it. Maybe someone can send a super to Mori to ask about it. I'm sure she wouldn't want the song to disappear into the void with how close she was to Mel.

why is Towa allowed to stream herself getting felt up by a woman

>>69232497
I said she IS a ghost not that she ghosts people

>>69232565
It's ruining my spine too

>>69232579
Because she's a male

>>69231605
I feel like they collab with whoever asks them. Chloe, Mori and Azki all invited them for collabs.

>>69232565
They need to take the herman miller pill. They are more than rich enough.

Sex with Tokoyami Towa......

>>69225405
ina couldnt practice mishima style karate to save her life

>>69232616
Pretty sure twap has a herman miller

I should book a massage.

I want to massage Towa's womb with my penis

>>69232650
Reina is a shit mary sue.

>>69232678
*sexy mary sue

>>69232616
herman miller is a meme now. better off just getting a adjustable standing desk and a recliner for when you need to sit now and then

Have you guys ever imagined what sounds your oshi makes when she masturbates?

>>69232636
Stop that

i want to have sex, even if only once, just once please

>>69232616
Or just buy a director chair. It was made for the absolute fat fucks & actually cheaper than most gaming chairs.

>>69232616
>>69232652
>falling for mememan miller
Gura bought that jank and stopped using it in favor of some random gaming chair because it was so bad.

I'm genuinely in love with my oshi. Like unironically. The first thing I do when I wake up is to check her twitter updates. Whenever I listen to a romantic song all I think about is her. The last thing I do before I go to sleep is to check her socials and think about her. I really want to date her. She's so nice and cute. She's also being parasocial toward her fans, and it only fuels my love for her. She's not like any other women that I know IRL. She's one of a kind. I hope she doesn't secretly have a bf/husband because that would break me.

11 thousand people are watching Towa be molested live on stream...

>>69232721
Towa already owns a herman miller

>>69232712
I suppose I can help, I'll have sex with you mococo

>>69232703
Standing desks are a meme too. You basically are trading future back problems for future knee problems.

>>69232702
>*sexy mary sue
No, just a terrible character who even undercuts the whole "end of the devil gene" storyline of the game. Even worse when Lars was handled so much better with a similar concept.

My Sheepwife is late for her date with her wife...

>>69232586
But that's dumber since she's been streaming normally for ages and clearly mentions when she'll be on breaks. That's the direct opposite of being a 'ghost'

>>69232754
how do you win, laying down on a mattress?

>>69232712
me too, but only with towa

>>69232737
Probably because it wasn't super comfortable. Ergonomic chairs are not meant to be super comfy, they are meant to stop you from developing back problems. Not like she is at a desk long enough for it to matter though.

jesas towa...

>>69232754
wait how do they fuck you knees? you're not jumping or running or even walking.

towa is making weird noises due to this woman

>>69232841
They're meant to stop wagies from even considering relaxing for a nanosecond. Like those tilted toilet seats.

>>69232837
>with towa
Still mococoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o7hJccVQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o7hJccVQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o7hJccVQM

>>69232754
Knees like the ones that evolved to support weight?

>>69232912
Human body isn't designed to stand for prolonged periods of time, you fucking dingus.

My new oshi

Kanade is being very smart today

>>69232830
I do all my remote work from bed while watching streams and posting on my phone. I wouldn't be surprised if I have developed scoliosis from lying on my left.

>>69232737
Mori bought that jank and now she streams for 8 hours every day

>>69232981
>Kanade is being very smart today
Impossible.

>>69232830
Half and half. You ain't meant to stay such long periods of time standing or sitting. That's why standing desks are adjustable usually, you switch it up a couple times a day. Problem is a lot of officers cheap out and just get static standing desks and take away chairs.