/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Selen, the drooling genius

>Selen is a compulsive saver
cute

STINKY SWEATY DRAGON SUPREMACY LOVE

Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

I want to bottle her drool

I love this plant!

>>6919531
imagine a Saw trap where Selen's lips are airtight sealed onto yours. You have to escape before she laughs and blows you up like a fucking balloon

Imagine all the pressure manager-san has to endure trying to make this branch as successful since there are a lot of expectations riding on this
Please go easy on her

>Herb

FIRST TRY BABY

>>>>6907406

I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH SELEN AND HAVE HER COVER MY FACE WITH HER SLOPPY DROOL WHILE SHE LAUGHS AND MAKES FUN OF HOW BAD I AM AT KISSING!

>>6919571
Manager-san is on vacation

Bros...imagine what she's like when she's drunk.

>>6919293
she drinks unsweetened tea (sometimes with lemon juice). Don't remember which one, she mentioned it during Finana Apex collab.

You wouldn't FUCK a dragon would you?

>>6919684
she's the type to just get sad

>>6919712
What do you think I do every night with my wife and her sister??

>>6919712
I would fuck both the sisters at the same time.

>>6919571
I want to help her destress.

>>6919734
I don't remember typing this?

THAT FUCKING WHEEZE

I think she is dying guys.

i have a feeling she will doxx herself...
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418290932466737155

>>6919712

>That wheeze
My fucking sides

She's right, he went to China and this is all he could retell?

the LORE

WHEEEEEEEEEZE

>>6919712
Definitely not.

>>6919293
rose certainly hasn´t
she lives off of sunshine, the electrolites from sports drinks and uncooked chicken

>>6919780
I mean...

>>6919695
https://itoen.com/products/oi-ocha-green
This shit.
Dunno why she doesnt just brew it herself

The controller has excellent comedic timing too

>>6919838
SEX!

Playing with the dub was absolutely the right choice.

>It was too deep for me.

>>6919838
Look at this sweaty stinky dragon
This musky hot dragon
This moisty smelly dragon
This drippy funky dragon
This sticky wet dragon
This odorous muggy dragon
This steamy soaked dragon
This fragrant damp dragon
This aromatic weeping dragon
This dewy odoriferous dragon

>>6919853
Damn that shit expensive, il go back to making it myself

I just imagined Selen crying and two things happened.
1. I got incredibly sad
2. I experienced the hardest erection in my life

This thread brought to you blessed dragon wheezes and goofy laughing.

>>6919893
At least this means she stays well hydrated

>>6919605
>At CC's Pizza with Selen and your sister's other friends
>meals are finished
>Selen beat you in the cinnamon roll eating contest
>spirits are high and the group is getting rowdier
>They start whispering amongst themselves
>the group is giggling but Selen can be heard gackling accross the table
>Selen takes your cup
>PFFga *gak* PFFS I BET YOU WON'T PFHH drink this....
>Selen opens her mouth and lets her drool flow freely into your sprite
>everyone is watching
what do?

>>6919838
Fat dragon

>>6919853
she might brew it, they sell it as just normal tea too.

>>6919780
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROSEMI HAS NO CLUE I NEEEEEEEEDD TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE.

>>6919956
>what do?

>>6919956
ask her to spit directly in my mouth next time

I am the great wosemi. I am the great wosemi-sama!!!

>>6919531
>"my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh"
kek

Selen...

>>6919509
Does she rotate the saves? This is important.

>>6919956
Fuuuuck
Older childhood friend Selen is all I want in my life now....

how do you think the interview went?

>Why do you think you'd be a good vtuber for us at nijisanji?
>NijiHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I need you to answer the question
>YEAH OKAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
>Look I
>PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA FPFOFSNAHHAHHAHA
>I don't th
>HAHAHAOAKSHAH HAHAHAHSHAOAHHHHAHA

Saladin...

>>6919571
>Manager-san has to deal with Finana on a daily basis.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!

Anons, this is important.
Is there porn of Rosemi yet?

This dragon and her goofy laughs.

If I make it through the audition I’ll make sure to have a Friday night cooking/drinking stream to all my EU bros

>>6920047
I can't believe Noor wasn't even able to ask Selen a question!

>>6920057
I too pray to the compiler gods when I build.

imagine being filtered by laughing lmao

>>6920089
no, and if there ever is it will be her kicking and berating the male into submission

AHHHH IM GOING INSANE SHES TOO CUTE

>>6919712

>>6920089
an anon made a leglock sketch on /i/ yesterday

>>6920179
FASTER!

Choking Selen while she tries to laugh

>>6920189
kek

>>6919571
Manager is just a clueless SEAfriend

>>6920202
Selen laughing at you because you're too weak to put her in a chokehold!

>>6920193

>>6920240
Anon...

>>6920215
She lives in Japan so she's probably Japanese

>>6920238
>HAHAHAHAH IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ANON PFFFF HAHAHA YOU ARE SO WEAK MY DUDE AHAHAHA

why won't selen read anything

>>6920179
>>6920193

>>6920271

>>6920265
she's a real gamer

>>6920292
but she hasn't said the gamer word once

>>6920265
HAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE READING WHAT A NERD LOL

>>6920262
>You'll never be Selen's dude
What the actual fuck...

>>6920265
because ADHD and no one gives a shit about onimushu lore anyways

>>6919571
Manager-san didn't shut down the fish/Selen collab so she's doing alright in my book so far

Selen laughing at Elira because she's sweaty and stinky!

>>6920323
It's not fucking fair bros

>>6920265
[Laughs]

When is wosemi-sama’s cooking stream?

Selen laughing at a joke I made even if she doesn't get and then doing a sharp wet inhale to clear the saliva out of her mouth.

>>6920464
17:30 EDT

>it's almost been 2 hours
Damn, I was expecting this stream to be boring but she's hard carrying the game.

>>6920265
The game lost her with the boat cutscene

Rosemi won't cook a spider, right?

>>6920464
Half an hour to go

>>6920464
30 minutes

>You will never get kicked out of walmart with Selen
>You will never blush next to Selen while an entire movie theater groans at her kackling
>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit together

>>6920265
she's playing a video game not reading a book nigga lol

>>6920527
Stop comparing everything to fucking hololive christ

>>6920540
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP ANON I DONT WANT TO BE SAD TODAY

>>6920540
That last one is going too fucking far fuck you.

Finana's legs are pretty meaty if you look closely

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418313239822282752

AAAAH I LOVE MY CUTE DITZY MISTRESS!! T o T

>>6920540
stop it...

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418313239822282752

>>6920612
Holy shit, Wosemi... I haven't watched her zatsudan stream yet but when exactly did she move to live by herself? It has to be recent.

>>6920540
>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit together
Fuck, this one hits close to home...

>>6920540
>tfw I hade a female friend exactly like that in high school
I wanted too long to confess and when I did it ruined our friendship....

See even Selen doesn't think she turned out well.

>>6920540
>>You will never be the two kids in class who weren't allowed to sit together
This one hurts more than anything else

>>6920527
She'll make some pig and become absolutely haram

>>6920650
She moved like right before debut.

>>6920041
>Grow up with Selen as one of the bros
>Always beats you at everything
>Bros grow apart overtime, Selen goes off to college
>One day get a text
>"Hey Anon! I'm back in town, wanna hang out?"
>Spend all day playing childhood games in your old room
>your room is cramped for two young adults
>accidentally rub elbows
>can't help but notice how close you two are
>keep playing into the night
>finally beat her at a game
>turn to look at her and gloat in triumph
>sleepydragon.jpg
>before you can react she leans over and falls asleep on your shoulder
this will never be you

>>6920703
Okay this one made me cry

>>6920540
What did I do in a past life to not deserve childhood friend Selen...

Please follow her twitter to receive updates on the Woes of Wosemi.

>>6920703

>>6920650
If was literally like 3 days before she debuted lol

>>6920703
jesus christ guys I don't even like Selen and I'm crying

>>6920540
You know Selen would just laugh comments like these right

>>6920701
>>6920744
I can only wish her good luck today...

>>6920758
she laughs at everything anon

>The girl who probably doesn't even know what GFE is ended up becoming the one we longed for the most
It hits different. It really does.

Man, I wish people would keep it to the writefag threads.
I cringe whenever I see those super long posts.

>>6920703

>>6920793
The simple, realistic childhood GFE was what we needed all along

>>6920612
>>6920642
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE

>>6920793
Selen feels like the bestfriend that was taken from you by a time traveler kicking a rock. She was supposed to be there, but you found her again, this time unreachable

manager-san is probably reading those tweets from Wosemi and sweating bullets over all the things that can possibly go wrong....

>>6920811
learn to have fun faggot

Rosemi...don't start a fire...

>>6920869
Life is not fair

>>6920854
She acts like a ditz so that you want to save her and take care of her, but smiles smugly behind your back knowing she has you hook line and sinker.

>>6920879
she already did
in my heart

>>6920612
If she doesn't have an oven mitten, how was she able to cook a frozen pizza in the oven?
You've been exposed, bitchemi lielock

>>6920869
>>6920836
>>6920703
>>6920540

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this dumb horny mermaid!

what's a GFE

>>6920911
i cook frozen pizza in the oven without one, i just put it directly on the metal grates and hook it off with a spoon onto a plate

>>6920965
GirlFriend Experience

>>6920965
Girlfriend Experience. Started as a term used by escorts, appropriated by vtubers.

>>6920965
Gay Faggot Experience

>ywn spend all day in a blanket burrito with Elira
>ywn walk around Akihabara with Pomu
>ywn ERP with fish in eff eff ecks eye vee
>ywn be one of the boys in Petra's otome games
>ywn grow up playing games with Selen and her dad
>ywn share a frozen pizza with Rosemi

>>6920965
Go
Fuck
Elira

>>6920869
>Likes mid early-mid 00's games
>Loves Transformers and robots
>Laughs at everything
I can't fucking take this bros...

>Management must trust Rosemi a lot to let her do this stream

I love when people play a childhood games or a game they feel passionate about onstream. Stuff like "I remember when I got to this part with my dad" really adds to the experience for me.

>>6920965
Gay Fucking Experience

Selen's sexual female DSP laugh

>>6921019
THEY'RE ALL GFE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6921019
IM GONNA GOSLING FOR SELENS DAD AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME AHHHHHHH

>>6920965
Great Fairy Experience

>>6921050
This, it's great
Also I just love it when vtubers play older games

Going to record the cooking stream. I frel a yab coming.

>You will never put on a higschool production of the Shrek musical where Selen plays a minor extra but you got cast as Shrek and during your performance of Who I'd Be you can see her offstage looking at you and crying while making a heart shape with her hands
>You will never go to costco with your best friend Selen to shop for food to bring to her friend's birthday and impulsively end up getting the 12 pound prosciutto leg and laughing about it for months afterwards
>You will never accidentally say "I love you" to Selen right before leaving the discord call and going to sleep out of embarassment only to wake up to 50 messages saying "huh?" "What was that?" "???????"

>>6921037
that's part of the fun, i'm sure management knows this

Pomu said she's starting her stream with the announcement, bets in what it is?

>>6921019
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>6921103
We're getting engaged.

>>6920911
That's how she burnt it
She tossed it in the oven to cook but realized she doesn't have an oven mitt. So she couldn't take it out when it was finished and it burned

>>6921103
It'll be about her upcoming break for her surgery.

elira is the first girl I've ever been able to call my oshi
she's the first vtuber I can watch any content of and not cringe ever not a single time
I live for her saying MAAAAAAAAAAN or accidentally swearing and then trying to fix it with a safe word
I want her to squeeze her sweaty armpit hair so it drains directly into my mouth

>>6921103
Surgery date and probably some hints towards what it is as well as recovery time

>>6921103
People have been guessing it's the date of when she goes on hiatus next month, but it could always be memberships.

Imagine
>Living next door to the two cute dragon sisters
>End up hanging out with them a lot
>They both grow crushes on you and argue about it
>You can't choose between them and start a polyamorous relationship with them both
>You now have two sister dragon wives

>>6921099
Just keep going man, I'm already crying and sad

>Petra gets no schizo posting
Petra.....

The thread just keeps getting hornier.

>>6921019
I wonder if Tazumi knew what he did when creating NijiEN

I want to water Rosemi until she is kaiju sized and beg her to squash all the bullies.

>>6921103
It just about lines up with her saying that she'd have more details about her surgery, so it's safe to assume it's that.

>>6921036
>>Likes mid early-mid 00's games
>>Loves Transformers and robots
>>Laughs at everything
The real pain is realizing how similar you are with her and all it took was some time traveler fucking up the timestream

>All this RE style keyhunting
>The cumbersome weapon upgrading system and swapping
>The character swap sections
Goddamn, this game is so weird. I'm amazed how well Selen puts up with such boomer gameplay.

>>6921140
She said it was "neither a good or bad thing". If it was memberships, she'd say it was a good thing.

>>6921169
It's probably for the best tbdesu

>>6921169
It's just because she's too shy but once she gets past some of her nervousness she'll get schizo posting in no time.

>>6921103
Pomu's cat died LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>6920878
I wouldn't call rampant gosling posting "having fun".

>>6921134
You had me until the last line.

>>6921169
What's there to schizo about her other than cunny?

>>6921188
Rosemi is the new queen of reaction faces they're just so fucking good lol

>>6921188
Go on...

>>6921103
she's pregnant

>>6921127
>>6921138
What kind of surgery is she performing?

I want the males to come as soon as possible so the femanons can hornypost too...

I WANT TO MARRY DRAGON TWINS AAAAAAHH

>>6921228
okay in fairness it got much worse after I made that post

>>6921228
Anon do you think Gosling posting is genuine or...?

>>6921192
It hurts to look at my Transformers poster and toys now

>>6921169
Gurin gets no posting at all. Even during her karaoke, people were talking about the other girls and the upcoming jp debut
it's just that she streams in the worst hours, she started a stream today 12 hours before she was supposed to, like some cruel joke

can she do it?

>Yeah let's just play 2 more hours!

As expected of a dragon streamer... I kneel and cry.

>>6921299
>she started a stream today 12 hours before she was supposed to
what are you talking about schizo

>You will never incite designed youth rebellion in Cuba with Selen
>You will never go to a restaurant with Selen and have noting you order be very good so you both end up disappointed that you wasted your money.
>You will never become a Toyota sponsored cyborg with Selen and have the toyota logo plastered across your robotic left leg

>>6921246
Preventive surgery for some kind of cancer. No real info on what kind it is, everything anons may say is pure speculation so tune in for tonight's stream

>>6921311
ngmi

>>6921228
i've laughed at every gosling post. this is a fun thread

>>6921222
She's seeing a psychiatrist to help her minecraft addction.

>>6921333
She was scheduling the waiting room for her MK8 stream, and accidentally sent it for "now" instead of in the future. The stream never started though.

>>6921169
About that, I think I saw an anon post about her saying something about the One-China policy. And apologizing about it. As her roommate, obviously.

I really enjoyed Petra's karaoke stream. Maybe by the time she does her next one she'll be less timid so she'll be able to practice the songs that she planned to sing before the stream.

>>6921299
Petra is my favorite Obsydian but I rarely post to start with so I wonder how many quiet Petrafags there are just lurking.

>>6921333
nta but she literally accidentally started a stream and quickly ended it 12 hours early.

>>6921311
The operation will be successful but we will all die.

>>6921246
She's swapping Melody's heart and liver like she promised yesterday.

>>6921333

>>6921333
she had the mario kart stream scheduled 12 hours before she was supposed to and got embarrased in the prechat when she got a notification her stream was about to start

I THINK FINANA SUCKS

>>6921285
>Twn watch Transformers The Movie (the 1986 ver.) with Selen
>You will never quote lines with her while flexing on scrubs in WFC/FOC multi
>Ywn absolutely trash the Micheal Bay films with her after a watchalong of the the first 3
>Ywn watch Animated/Prime with Selen
I just

>>6921368
>petra's fans are shy just like their oshi
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>>6921395
SUCKS hehe haha

>>6921395
good, she can suck me dry

>>6921334
>You will never incite designed youth rebellion in Cuba with Selen
No estés tan seguro.

>>6921311
imagine if she put you in the oven, but accidentally carbonized you haha

>>6921395
Yeah she sucks for hours

>>6921186
I'm not sure if he was directly responsible for anything besides maybe picking the staff that brought the girls to where they are now. But Pomy did say he talked to them at least once.

>>6921395
God I wish.

>>6921395
I THINK SHE BLOWS TOO

>>6921395
Sucks what?

>>6920869
Idk why but right when I read this I remembered Mayuri's route from LBP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0AN6BMHdBs

I hope Pomu's break isn't that long, but I will wait!

>>6921368
There's not that much to talk about with her right now, is all. She can sing, can speak different languages, and likes to say fuck. That's about all I can remember about her at the moment.

i will now pleasure myself with this fish

>>6921414
I hurts man, it really fucking hurts

>>6921263
NTA and I don't mind the occasional goslingpost, but of course there are genuine posts in-between the ironic ones. That's how it goes.

>>6921311
Regardless I will eat it all.

>>6921263
Do you think it isn’t?

You CAN cook better than Rosemi right?

>>6921414
>waking up early every saturday to hunt though garage sales to find her favorite transformer for her birthday with the allowance you've saved

>>6921503
She'll probably be active on Twitter and maybe join a call or two without her L2D

Man I like that Selen is intent on beating this today so no need to continue.
old games are short enough you can do that and another reason manager should let her play what she likes.

decoding these emotions

I'm surprised so many of you have fond childhood memories to draw inspiration/sadness/goslings from

My childhood was lonely and spent trying fruitlessly to fit in even though I didn't want to.
And studying, and strict parents.

>>6921414
>ywn play the old ass PC Bionicles games with Selen
Okay, you guys got me.

>>6921395
Good to know!

>>6921542
STOP PLEASE STOP

>>6921050
>Pomu Doom
>Remember
Sadness

>>6921539
>tfw will never be Rosemi's personal chief kept on a short leash and a tight collar
it's not fair bros...

>>6921503
Pomu's mama...

>>6921542
>Ywn surprise Selen on her birthday with a MP Starscream
>Ywn watch Beast Wars with your childhood friend Selen
>Ywn ask Selen if she knows what it takes to be a hero

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418321219888242696?s=20

Finana latest reddit post : this picture titled "fishbrain"

>>6921539
I wouldn't burn down my new apartment's kitchen the first time I cooked there, at the very least

>>6921570
YOU'RE THE OCEAN I WANNA DIVE INTO TONIGHT

NijiEN Childhood Gaming Edition
>Playing chill games with Elira for 5 hours in a call and not noticing all the time that has passed
>Finana doing joke Eee arrr Peeee with you in an MMO and accidentally getting really into it
>Pomu bugging you to play games with her more often and telling you how much fun she had last time
>Rosemi having cute outbursts where she berates you for beating her then immediately retracts out of embarrassment
>Selen laughing at your lack of gaming skill in such a way that you can't help but be both mad and happy at the same time
>Petra being asleep when you're free to play games and vice versa

>>6921021
Things would be different around here if Elira was my onee-san

>>6920879
The fire rises Thorny Boy!

>>6921539
I'm a pretty good cook.
Well, not that anyone's ever eaten my cooking except myself but I never burn or undercook stuff and know how to use seasoning so I'm sure that's better than all of NijiEN.

>>6921640
She needs to wear those so her skin won't touch your disgusting body

you guys realize Selen is going to come here and read all of these posts after she's done streaming, she'll laugh her ass off but also be mixed with a slight concern for all of you anons.
her ego is going to be through the roof though

>>6921580
I didn't even go to school I'm just parroting things I saw in disney shows.

>>6921414
>>6921542
>>6921584
>>6921638
I can't even put my feelings into words anymore
I just want to be happy man

>>6921651

>>6921703

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Selen will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Selen's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtable cackly about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and epic wins. Selen will be the happiest girl in the world and ever year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>6921638
>Ywn surprise Selen on her birthday with a MP Starscream

>>6921609
POOMguy was a great stream what are you talking about?

>>6921651
There are anons here that don't remember the DCL poster...

>your graphics are no match for my monitor
THIS DORK DRAGON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>6921503
They have that leaf con panel on the 23rd next month so that's the latest she should be back by. Realistically though it shouldn't be that long. It's a preventive surgery, it's not like she is getting half her organs scraped out.

>>6921478
They said he helped them prep themselves for debut and even gave them criticisms but was really nice about it, though

pretty excited for this upcoming trainwreck not gonna lie

Fuck off Gosling posters.
Just watch the streams and have fun and stop using them as substitutes for your deficient lives.
Rose is gonna stream soon, wonder what she's gonna cook up.

>>6921752
>Getting Selen a MP Starscream and Soundwave for her birthday
>Getting her a MP Megatron just to bully her with the transformation

Time to witness a miracle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9GfNoesec

>>6921703
In that case

Selen whoever you date is gonna be a very lucky guy. Keep it up you kooky dragon

how do you like being in nijisaaaaanji finaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaa

Selen...

>i have fire and flood insurance
this cute dork

>>6921703
Selen I love you.

>>6921580
You grow up with expectations and as time passes you realize that was it. There is no way to go back and fill that gaps in your story, that was it. Selen would've filled a lot of those gaps

Wosemi...don't die...

2bh I’m gonna feel robbed if a few fire alarms don’t go off in Rosemi’s cooking stream

>>6921840
The great wosemi would never die! We are but insects compared to her! Someone get the fire extinguisher please

>>6921414
>>6921663
Where do I even find girls like Elira?..

>Pushed back 10 minutes
Lovecock...

>>6921765
>Pomu plays OG DOOM
>Reminiscing on how her father used to play it and got her into it and anime
>You remember that Pomu's dad is dead
Sadness

UOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1418321219888242696

>>6921870
Highschool, but only if you're confident and at least semi-good looking. College if you're confident, good looking, and have a future.

>>6921895
Did she... run back to the store just to get those...?

SHE IS SO ADORABLE T o T

Hehehe...
Rosemi Leglock

>>6921641
I love how much she seems to be having fun with all of this. Truly living the dream

>>6921858
There's always Ayamy's cooking streams if you wanna see a hag chuuba nearly burn her place down trying to cook marshmallows.

you press like on your oshi´s streams, right?

>>6921926
HAHA

>>6921932

My girlfriend is a talented and adventurous cook, don't slander her like that!

>>6921939
no, i'm rarely even logged into my youtube account

>>6921799
>tfw you will never make Bionicle MOCs with Selen
>tfw she will never take a piece that you needed first
>tfw you will never make up stories of your MOCs together with increasing powercreep

Wosemi.. doko..

I hope you all have gotten it out of your systems, because my lovely daughter is about to prepare a wonderful dinner and I want you all on your best behavior.

it's herb time

>>6921771
I miss those comfy times and it wasn't even that long ago...

>>6921997
2 minutes

>>6921939
i press like to all their streams!

wosemi more like wheresemi

>>6921926
I would kill to experience loving sex with Rosemi, only to part way feel her legs lock behind me and her nails dig into me as I draw out her s side. She'd start calling me a piggy who only wants to breed her, not letting me pull out even if my rational side tells me to. Afterwards I would feel bad for going crazy on her, but she'd be just as embarrassed about how she acted too. Her cuteness and gap moe would overwhelm me and we'd go at it again and again until one of us passes out in the middle of the night.

>>6921939
I do it for the algorithms

>>6921988
>>tfw you will never make up stories of your MOCs together with increasing powercreep
My childhood...

>>6922014
PIKL is such cute tumor

>>6921703
I want her to look at my penis and laugh like a hyena

https://streamable.com/uswrhf

Okay guys, start recording.

goddammit you guys had to remind me of my sister's turbo weeb friend that introduced me to ghost trick and ace attorney and she even gave me manga+doujins from her trips to AX

I didn't like her romantically, but I still miss her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS9GfNoesec
you will eat what your wife cooks for you

ACRIHIVE BROS GO

ikz

>>6922083
Call your sister and ask if they still talk.

>>6922083
>>6922128

>>6922128
>>6922140
Oh they had a huge falling out,
I won't go into what it was because I know that bitch lurks here.
But she turned out to be scumbag.

THERE SHE IS
and she said her greeting
cute!

>>6922175
reality fucking sucks

>>6922098
with pleasure.

How has she never done grocery shopping?

>>6922175
Ouch dodged a bullet then

Reminder that Rose has only RECENTLY starting cooking, prepare for KINO

>pronounces aluminum like a britbong
Gross.

>>6922224
Get other people pigs to do it

AL-U-MIN-E-IM FOIL

>>6922224
she's a zoomer

>>6922175
>Turbo weeb ends up being a scumbag
Tale as old as time. My condolences.

>aluminium

>>6921651
welcome back

Why did I never get GFE vibes from other agency. I say this as hardcore DD. I love girls from both ENs, but Niji is just making me big-time gosling. i fucking hate it even though I love it.

>>6922098
I’ll eat anything wosemi sama puts in front of me because she’s cute.

aluminum falcon

>AWOONIMUM

I am the gweat Wosemi!

i love her seagull laugh bros...

>>6922257
>Says it correctly
>Burgers are confused and tell her she is wrong
Poor ojou-sama

She's gonna be okay right guys?

>first time cooking

>>6922283
I KNEEL

god i missed her so much

Rosemi's cucking stream!

>>6922294
Well, she doesn't pronounce anything else in a british style, so it's not consistent.

she's making a wasagna!

>>6921037
This isn't Hololive.

>lasagna
she's fucking doomed

PLEASE SAVE HER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LASAGNA

Has Rosemi mentioned what sort of job she works?

Rosemi would make a horrible wife.

>>6922224
Her being an Ojou sama isn't just for her character

>first time cooking
>making lasagna
This will go well

Her retard accent that's somehow a mixture of three or four accents is cute. I kneel, Wosemi.

Lasagna is actually kind of tough. She's screwed.

>damn, cheese is expensive
Every kid growing up ever

>>6922319
she's going to tie you up and force you to watch her pleasure other men

>>6922354
burning down my house any%

The way she pronounces aluminum is so cute. Why can’t I find a girl who’ll probably burn dinner but she’s so cute you eat it anyway?

I'm surprised her helicopter mom didn't provide her with far too many supplies when she moved out

Is she gonna set up a camera or just talk us through what is happening?

>>6922245
>butchering latin suffixes
Gross.

>Not because I'm afraid of cooking meat
She's afraid of cooking meat

she doesn't eat pigs... is she muslim or jewish???

Are we not gonna see her cute little fingies :(

>she loves meat

>vegetarian lasagna
aaaaaaaaand dropped

rosemi doesnt want to eat me...

you PIG

Its gonna come out dry. Common beginners error with lasagna

>>6919712
You are years late with this question.

Did... did she just call me a pig?

>>6922294
>correctly

>bought condom packs

>Posting pics
oh boi

>>6922406
just find a cute zoomer

>>6922385
Has anyone actually figured out where she's from? Not a doxfag but I'm interested in accents and it's driving me crazy

>>6922451
Yes, (You) in particular, anon. By all means, tell us, how does that make you feel?

Rosemi leaves fresh from the source...

>>6922472
shes from pomu's forest

>>6922451
no, she called ME a pig. you dont get the pleasure.

Selen...

>doesn't eat pig
insallah brothers, she is the one

>>6922432
YES MISTRESS!
Please kick me while I'm down! Berate me and spit on me while I squeal like a pig! I'm nothing more than useless insect!! I have no purpose in life other than to serve you! My body and mind belong to Rosemi-sama! My worthless flesh is not FIT to be in the same presence as my queen! PLEASE I beg you, I'm on my knees, please put your bright red shoe on my unworthy head and kick my face into the dirt! It would be an honor to lick the same soil you sprouted from, I would eat nothing but dirt if you so wish! Let me gaze upon those delicate shoes before you, wishing I could kiss them! Call me trash and wrap thorns around my neck like a leash!
Force me to walk on all fours outside like the dog I am while I pant for Rosemi-sama like the thirsty animal you see me as!
Rosemi-sama I am yours! Mind body and soul! I can't resist your devilish charm! I'm nothing but a pig in clothing!

> Is lasagna a noodle

Is pizza a pie

It's gonna be a 5 hours cooking stream

Rosemi is ESL right?

>>6922472
Half-french, half-nip

wicotta cheese

WAAASAGNNNAA
>>6922240
>>6922255
>>6922200
Yup, social media ruins everyone.

It's weird. Selen's way to handle loses does remind me of Elira's.

>>6922517
i think thats pretty obvious

>1 lb of ricotta
how many people is she feeding? 12?

>>6922517
isn't she a french hafu

God, she's so cute.

>And that was also quite expensive

My queen is using her food budget for the whole week just to entertain me...
Memberships can't come soon enough T_T

>>6922472
idk but slugma once said when they were interviewing her roomate they unironically thought she was some Japanese princess or at the very least very wealthy. I think she did mention France in the past or something like that

Making lasagna when she's never even cooked pasta before seems ambitious.

>first time lasagna

RIP.

I want to play Onimusha now

wozzawella wiwiwi

The is one gourmet dish

>>6922537
she will eat nothing but lasagna for the next month

>She's scared of preheating
This is gonna be good...

>>6922451
She called me a pig, (You) wish she would call (You) a pig.

>>6922532
They're sisters! It must run in the family! Imagine dragon mama...

i love her FSL accent

I hope Rosemi does FR only streams so I finally have an excuse to know this shitty language

PREHEAT THE FUCKING OVEN

>hasn't played in a month
>on re-learning game on controller
How bad will her Hades play be?

>she's not filming it
What's the point?

>doesn't understand preheating
My wife is so dumb!

>>6922558
I managed to do it It was drowned in sauce according to my family, but I loved eating it so fuck 'em.

>remind me about the oven OK?

Where does she even live? Isn't real cheese really expensive in USA?

>>6922590
she will post pics

>>6922558
you wont say no to her lasagna

>>6922604
It's not.

>>6922480
Angry. Who the hell does she think she is?

>>6922590
she is taking pictures, hope she doesnt self doxx