/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69185710
By deploying SEAniggers to astroturf /vt/
That's why they're called phasebrowns.

FROM THE PREVIOUS THREAD I ANNOUNCE THAT ROSEMI IS AN INNOCENT PARTY
MY CUTE WOSE WIFE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG

talent

Allowing right wing edgelord pandering always works for temporary views but it always ends up bad in the end.

>>69186652
She's about as innocent as Scarle is if not more. the maro proves it. The GURRAT cannot take the wose down.

>>69185710
>Thinks
This is no longer a phase thread.
Sencho is cute

>>69186851
Correct.

Define success

>>69186652
She needs to leave her black company and come to the schizo company. Its better to be surrounded by insane people than ruled over by evil people.

>>69186851
Hi Vaush

>plentiful startup capital
>not retarded at business
>hired a good manager to tard-wrangle the girls
>didn't fuck the talent or be weird
>SEA hires

>>69185710
marine is cute and sexy

>>69185710
where's my cat you fuck

>>69186851
>right wing pandering
but pippa loves minorities and hates cops, where did this retarded meme come from?

>>69186856
What Maro? I think I missed a part of the unfolding drama.

>>69185710
hired the craziest and swung for the fences
>pippalove

>>69186977
He seems unhinged on stream. Of course it's all a bit. If it weren't, we probably would've heard about it already.
It makes for a stark contrast to vtubings most popular CEO. Sakana makes it work tho.

>>69187057
In /lig/? She streams regularly from what I hear, I don't know why you cling to her old corpse.

>>69186652
nono anon "YOU HEREBY DECLARE!"

>>69187109
>>69181903

>>69185710
Hire the people everyone else rejects and let them cook. The fish is the best bargain shopper in the world.

>>69187096
Because the feds are high on obama-era DEI at the moment

>>69187153
what? really?

>>69185710
Are you suggesting my pirate hag *isn't* cute?

>phasecucks trying to leech Marine

>>69185884
fpbp

a snake that crawls can't fall on the ground

>>69187109

>>69185710
Maybe it'll be easier to understand if I list what he isn't?
>he's not a random anon that started a company with 0 experience
>he's not a jew trying to scam his own talents/fans for short term gains before selling his company
>he's not a groomer/predator trying to get an underage gf to show his mom
>he's not some distant suit living in asia that know nearly nothing about vtubers when entering the market
>he's not a mustache-twirling slavedriver hiring spaniards because who cares about ñ

>>69185884
>pippa streamed wizard game
BASED

He tried.

Always thought they were political vtubers from clips and webms and stuff i read here, but ive been watching some temna and shes pretty entertaining. Very nice too behind the gremlin outbursts

>>69186977
>>69186856
>If rrats are true, Nasa got Muumi to go from managing NijiEN to Phase as both were in AnyColor and seems like both are close
>Shortly after Muumi supposedly left NijiEN and joined Phase, the clique girls joined in
Just how big is the GURRAT?

>>69187227
>>69187372
Thank you. That does seem like it fits.
I feel vindicated in my staunch defense of Rosemi these past few days.

>>69187502
>Muumi
NijiJP actually. Phase has nothing to do with the current Nijishitstorm

>>69185710
>I'LL START MY OWN TSUNDERIA, WITH HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK
and just like that, it worked

>>69187478
Phase's Marine is Airi.
>Hag with sex body and an off shoulder jacket
Plus Airi spoke about how Sakana was very involved in the creation of her design and they went back and forth quite a bit.

>>69185710
Fan who watch vtubers some how understands how to be successful in vtubing. WhO knew!

>>69187606
Idols and Mahjong*, but close enough

>>69187621
>wanted Marine
>got Miko with absudly huge tits instead

>>69187569
Muumi is pretty fluent in English despite being Japanese and the GURRAT states that there were around just a handful of actual JP-EN managers at the beginning of the branch until they shortly left

>>69187768
...damn. You might have something there.

In a different universe, Phase broke off and Muumi averted the Nijishitstorm

>>69185710
He's the definition of maxing out luck.

>>69187569
>>69187768
If Niji had her as an actual bilingual manager then it wouldn't make any sense not to have her be involved in first steps of the stablishing NijiEN, if not as a proper manager then at least as a liason, a position that Elira would go on to take shortly after her departure. The GURRAT still golds and the dates roughly align.

She wasn't the cause of the fall herself, but her empty seat could feasably be the trigger that kickstarted it all.

>>69187917
I think a big part of it is that Fishman doesn't seem to care about maximising short term profits.
He seems perfectly happy with long term growth and this also trickles down to making the members much calmer than they'd be if they had quotas to meet and suits breathing down their necks.

>>69188106
That's how serious businesses work, yeah. Often you won't see actual profit until 4+ years down the line

>>69185710
He hired Muumi, Dizzy and the rest of the Elite Menhera-Wrangling Unit.

>>69188172
>That's how serious businesses work, yeah.
Until they go public, that is.

>>69188172
Phase will never profit

>>69185884
fpbp
also pandering to kiwis

>>69188352
It closed 2023 profiting already tho

>>69188352
Wrong. Phase is already in the black.

>>69188261
It's Sakana's pet project, he's not going public (or at least not in any percentage that would put him under any pressure).

>>69188378
Doubt
Maybe he's doing some amortization tricks but it's a dead end with no growth prospects.

>>69188352

>>69188484
Pippa makes hololive money for Phase Connect.

>>69188484
>Phase punching so much beyond their size that they fairly often mogged most of NijiEN
>Phase steadily growing with several members becoming 4views
Yeah, no growth prospects. Total loss.

>>69188484
Oh hello, how's 2021 going?

>>69188484
>this is what holoshills ACTUALLY believe
luhmao

>>69187251
wow you sure cared about your cat huh. pippa-lite tards are something else

>>69188667
You mean the dead company nijiEN? Zamn you guys were right, western vtubing is totally growing.

>>69188819
>Zamn

don't watch phase connect, we're full

>>69188860
Samn better?

>>69185710
By giving the people what they want, Dean.

>>69187502
>>69187569
>>69187768
>>69187896
>>69188045
Consider also the Dizzy/Rosemi connection.
Phase has an inside woman in Nijisanji.

>>69186851
OK troony

>>69187096
Not what got her famous

>>69189367
>doesnt watch streams

I honestly don't know how Clara got away with playing DDR charts in Stepmania since Japan is hyper autistic about piracy like that. I guess she's lucky she abandoned any hope of her having a Japanese fanbase by speaking 90% eigo.

>>69188484
>>69188352
They've been in the black since the beginning. Not that that's difficult in this industry.

>>69185710
Marine is cute.

Literally by starting out with decent talent that got along, and making sure their management understood their particular mental problems. IE they got women managers. This coupled with reasonable creative freedom makes for a decent start

>>69186851
Sorry your pedo folder got shown on stream Vaush

>>69185710
>know the market, don't try to change it
>be nice to the talents
>promote good company culture
What a radical

>>69187057
DEAD.
GONE.
Go watch her as nanobites or whatever, and fuck off.

>>69186851
This is your third year of saying this

>>69189718
>be nice to the talents

>>69188819
Phase is probably to clear $100k on Gen1 Valentines voice packs alone.

>>69189792
Jelly deserves it.

How is the new batch of JP girls?
It's really weird to think of Tenma as a senpai

>>69186851
> right wing edgelord
shit like this could only come from effeminate men who stick things up their butt while watching NTR/cuck porn (most likely with black men)

PC was more entertaining when the girls were allowed to be more unhinged. Now, they are compensating being "safe" with money (which they made while being fun) that they put into projects and animations.

>>69186925
cashflow positive
expanding
evolving from a small corpo into a medium corpo

>>69189821
Huh? At 20$ I doubt they would even hit 5k unless it's another Tenma situation then maybe.

>>69189900
Clara is the perfect woman if you're over the age of 30

>>69187057
We have a cat, what are you talking about?

>>69189900
Yuu is great

>>69189900
As well as expected, on par with other lesser known JP corpos. All the girls they got are top notch though which seems to be something phase is good at.

>>69190090
>gets offended when a friend points out she doesn't leave the house often
>realizes she's right

>>69190034
Pippa will sell 2500 alone just because she is in it

>>69190173
the electrician should be in it as well

>>69185710
He shuts the fuck up.

>>69190173
$2500 is a long ways from $100k anon.

>>69190034
$20 for the whole gen and it has 3 of the top earners in Phase in it, one of whom if makes holo money for Phase. Say they sell even 3000 units, that is $60k for cheap voice clips that cost minimal to make and nothing to reproduce.

>>69188106
He also doesn't hide shit from them. They have seen the operating cost and know how much they can take and what is fair. Doesn't mean that nijis 2% makes any sense or any other single digit number

>>69185710
If you define "success" as "staying low profile and not yabbing your 2views to death" its easy

>>69185710
>plays league
>afks in base
>win

>>69185710
If letting a rogue ex-staff doxx most of your talents and then trying to HIDE IT from your talents is success than sure!

>>69189821
Does the Gen 1 valentines voicepack include Tenma eating cabbage for half an hour or did I miss out on that?

Honestly, although other Phasefags also know, the company could have easily quietly died Nijisanji-style*** if not for the hiring of Muumi and other managers.
>***: on a WAY smaller scale and without a lot of the malice
If you actually track the man down, he's definitely a hard business-type. I'm less so, but can still relate (or project)
Ambitious, kinda cracked, extremely bad with people but pulls everything together with some support.

>>69190713
At least he knows how to delegate

>>69186851
nigger

my question is how did tsunderia fail
what the fuck happened to them

>>69189792
Call a cunt 'mate and a mate 'cunt' and all that

>>69189900
if Clara and Loki were in Hololive they'd be giants
the other three are almost as good

>>69186851
I'm still mad that you have chosen Matsuri as your oshi, you horse fucker

>>69190847
there was a clique that caused infighting between two major groups in tsunderia, with a few outliers not involved. The CEO was younger and pretty incompetent, their management team was not very big to keep up with their new gens (including the gen that was in the works but the company closed before they were revealed), and also men had a bad impact on the company for fans. It wasn't a huge collapse at once, but the result of a series of events.

>>69190587
At this point every single Phase talent is a 3view and above. I haven't seen a single one of them dip bellow 100views in a while.

>>69189718
>>know the market, don't try to change it
I'm not sure if you're talking about >males or general cultural rules, but literally everything else in Phase's strategy spells max differentiation.
I personally was barely interested in Vtubers before 2022, but got deep into it all because of Tenma. Reminds me of the Wii.

>>69190698
He wasn't ex-staff anon.

>>69189900
Loki and Yuu are phenomenal
A lot of people love Clara but I just don't see why
The other two are alright
Tenma doesn't interact with any of them, Fishman's orders, he doesn't wanna taint them

>>69191277
Yes he was, the person you have in mind who was responsible was in fact made staff in early-phase. Yes Sakana is that retarded.

>>69190553
I suppose it would be possible, I didn't realize it was the entire gen.

>>69186851
Americans lost the plot some years ago, they don't even know what the left and right are anymore.
And i'm not coming from a place of arrogance but of pity and concern, mass media has trully polluted the minds of most citizens in this god forsaken earth.

>>69188045
So you are saying that Sakana poaching Muumi is what caused NijiEN to eventually fail? Based Fishman.

>>69188790
bro I can't catch up with everyone alright. and I don't watch Pippa either

>>69186851
Become famous by doing crazy and edgy stuff, then slowly transition your audience into a normie one. Phase has already started doing this.

>kanpainiki and other phase fanbases exposed as white buff chads with girlfriends who watch Tenma and the others because "funny drunk japanese woman, funny menheras huehuehe"

>holocorns (and kurosanji refugees) having a melty

really makes you think

>>69185710
From what I've heard his talents say: he listened to their complaints and improved. He also hired somebody when he found out there was some stuff in the business he was not good at.

>>69191719
It really does seem like the girls do not fear the management. If they have issues they can just hit up staff or straight up Sakana on Discord and have a chat about it.
So stuff gets addressed early on instead of being bottled up until it explodes.

>>69185710
I think one of the big things is that they can actually talk him to him and have discussions about things. Good clip about it, but if you can't be bothered to watch it all, at least watch from 4:50.
https://youtu.be/A2N5UxPf6o4?

>>69191707
I larp as a gym bro but I haven't lifted since July

Sometimes all it takes to succeed is to be mediocre while all the retards crash and burn around you.

>>69191707
Are you posting this in every thread?

>>69192305
the Flare approach

>>69191707
I wanted to post in the thirst tag but I'm married and it would be wrong to do it.

>>69192541
Tenma has a lot of dad watching her, somehow she is family friendly even if she doesn't hide lusting after macho man

>>69191972
That's the thing that always puzzles me about vtuber companies, the talents ARE the superstars, they ARE the product, they ARE the company. Fucking listen to them, take care of them and cater to them.
But chuubas are petrified at the idea badmouthing their managers, who more often that not are dipshits straight out of college or poached from a 3D idol company or a baseball team or whatever. Even the hololive girls revere their inept managers.

It's like if Taylor Swift's or LeBron James' publicists had more pull backstage than them, it's fucking stupid.

>>69185710
The coffee merchant Eugene J. de Sabla was one of the cofounders of Pacific Gas and Electric Company, which gained an early monopoly on supplying electrical power to San Francisco. Do not underestimate coffee merchants.

>>69192677
>>69191972

Cultural difference. In Japan and other east Asian countries authority and age are worshiped but the West with all of its problems can have more flexible hierarchies.

You can be the CEO without rubbing it everyone's face or making them constantly cowtow to your authority. It seems that for a western corpo acting like a management and agent company works better than having a strict Japanese style corporation. Support the talents instead of control the to talents.

>>69186851
Sure thing horsefucker.

BUY
THE FUCKING
COFFEE
I'M DONE ASKING

>>69186977
>plentiful startup capital
Wasn't it just 50k?

>>69187227
Wose...

>>69185710
Dunno how many of you Zoomers know this reference but PC is basically the ECW of Vtubing now. A small company that took duct tape chicken wire and bubblegum to put together top 3 company in the industry with people just a little too fucked up to go to the big 2 but able to fuction well enough to get fan attention

>>69193678
50k plus whatever he spent keeping it afloat in the early days.

How do you think Sakana handles being in the eye of the storm of all the menhera talents PMS'ing at the same time? Is he just so autistic that it doesn't bother him?

>>69187227
Always knew she dindu nuffin

>>69186851
>always ends up bad in the end.
Sounds like you're projecting tranny. How's woke NijiEN doing?

>found a vtuber company
>play games all day
>watch marine
>sell coffee
>hire 10/10 talents like runie
>get bullied by your talents
>bigger corpos kill themselves
looking good for fishman

>>69186977
>>didn't fuck the talent or be weird
Lumi calls Fishman daddy on stream and Jelly is obsessed with him as if she's aiming for that green card.
Every stream there's 30 min gushing about Kevin viva la Cuck Connect

>>69186652
Off-topic faggot. Hopefully your wose gets bullied too

>>69191296
>Tenma doesn't interact with any of them, Fishman's orders, he doesn't wanna taint them
I know you're joking but it'd be hilarious if this were true

>>69194302
Women tend to like father figures and fishman just so happens to fill that need.

Fishman only fucks Dizzy from the talents though

>>69194669
I know fishman is married but are we sure Dizzy isn't actually his wife?

>>69194741
yes
she's my wife

>>69194741
>one of her hobbies is "aquariums"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>69194741
Nah, not for the lack of her trying though.

>>69194741
Dizzy is in love with fishman for saving her from her burning company but he's already content with his wife and rising company. Dizzy just can't stop losing.

>>69188352
Phase Connect is Profeetable.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Vu0_lFVssS0?si=m5gs64veB6CSxCrL&t=970
"We're cash flow positie, but (...) we're investing back into growth."

Astroturfing and buying bots after debut isn't succeeding, these corpos think they are relevant make me laugh

>>69195449
Anon...

>>69191375
>So you are saying that Sakana poaching Muumi is what caused NijiEN to eventually fail? Based Fishman.
Anon, this whole shitstorm started because a cup of COFFEE

>>69189900
I only watch Loki and Yuu and they're great, Loki recently did a 9 hour long resident evil stream

>>69194741
>>69195339
>be fishman
>wake up, check discord
>6 dms from muumi, 3 dms from lia, 5 dms from hime, eimi is live
>check lia's
>Hi Sakana, I just wanted to say I have been feeling a lot of pressure lately and...
>talk to muumi about it
>check hime's
>I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LEAVE ME ON READ AGAIN I WILL KILL MYSELF SAKANA
>skip
>check muumi's
>Hey Sakana, I think Pippa yabbed a little too much last stream. She was arguing with archivefag again. I had to tell her to stop. Can you talk to her about it? Oh btw Saya said she can't stream this week.
>check Pippa, she is live, retweeting bunch of furry and nsfw shits
>hey pippa got like 15 min to chat?
>sure
>get on vc with pippa
>What's up Sakana?
>Pippa, Muumi told me you were arguing with archivefag again? What's the matter this time?
>Well you know Asmongold? I wanted to discuss with chat whether Asmongold is the cuckee or the cucker but he kept getting in the way
>Pippa, you can't just keep talking about whatever you want
>I JUST THINK SINCE HE IS MY MOD HE SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
>Pippa, you were talking about cuck shits. and besides, you know he's in love with you, right?
>FUCK YOU SAKANA IT'S MY STREAM AND I HAVE THE FULL CONTROL ON MY STREAM...wait, did asmongold say he's in love with me?
>sakana hangs up and reflects on how that awkward sperg that pestered him all day every day in detroit will never be with a woman
>fuckthispinkrabbit.jpg
>play palworld for 6 hour straight to blow off some steam
>see dizzy is online, send her a message
>dtf?
>umm sure just give me like 15 min
>i will be at your place in 10
>get to her place, open the door with the spare key I have
>dizzy is getting ready
>strip her and rawdog her then and there
>cum inside her
>ok I gotta go back now
>are you not hungry? I can cook something if you want
>sorry gotta go or my wife will start asking me questions
>I mean it would take like less than 10 minutes, do you really need to go now?
>leave her house without answering
>get back home
>play jong for 4 hour straight to blow off some steam again
>send Jelly a message telling her to kill herself every time I deal in
>check one last time before going back to bed
>eimi is still live

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PC reminds me of Domino Records
>Hires people because the CEO likes their content
>Lets them do whatever they want
All that's missing is an Arctic Monkeys level vtuber who's gonna be the major money maker

>>69196162
don't want to spoil the movie for you, but they already have the most popular non-hololive vtuber

>>69190271
retardchama...

>>69191052
>iori

>>69187096
>pippa loves minorities and hates cops
This translates to: doesn't hate people simply because of their race and isn't some thin blue line flag waving boomer.
It's this weird thing were Pippa gets anti'd for being too far right and too far left at the same time when she is a perfectly reasonable appreciator of individual rights (even for people you don't like) who distrusts the government and gets a bit schizo.

>>69197134
wells shes currently streaming with 121 watching, so at the very least she is capable of getting a buffer above there.

>>69197134
Is currently at 130 viewers, she's a low 3view but she's still a 3view.

Just another black company ready to delete your oshi and everything she ever did from existence at a moments notice.

>>69187485
tenma is a mix of "I just want to grill for fuck's sake" (she hates drama and loves and plays games more than /v/ does), and 90's apolitical common sense that is sadly on decline with all the culture war bullshit (be polite to strangers, give people a chance, but if an asshole goes full retard have no issues telling them to kill themselves).

>>69197787
kys Ivan

>>69187502
>>69187569
The Muumi = Phase JP rrat is based on some random guy misunderstanding the "Phase might be hiring a former Niji manager for gen 2 rrat" that didn't go anywhere and nothing else.

>>69195339
>Dizzy is in love with fishman
if you want to know the real rrat about Dizzy
She has known the fish since college and is only friends with him because she wants his connections in the business world to find a wealthy husband

>>69195958
>check hime's
>I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU LEAVE ME ON READ AGAIN I WILL KILL MYSELF SAKANA
>skip
based fishman. Disgraced homocollabbing ex-idols who drop 4,000 unicorn whales deserve the rope.

>>69197877
Why did Muumi go to Japan multiple times if she can't speak Japanese?

>>69198025
>>69197877
I'm retarded and somehow wrote "= Phase JP" instead of "= Niji". Not sure how that is possible.

>>69197517
>>69197450
>>69197134

how many views does your channel have

>>69194741
No one would marry Dizzy except for me. So if you see a post claiming Dizzy is their wife, automatically assume it's me.

Still hilarious to me that with all the Niji drama Nijisisters are screaming "waaah she's unstable, she's BPD, she's crazy! She's impossible to work with!"

Meanwhile a fishman wrangles an asylum's worth of headcases into a successful vtuber agency. I watched Pippa yesterday listen to an AI girlfriend talk about being 'used as a sex toy' as a child. This shortly after the AI chased her around the house and tackle her to the ground while wearing bondage gear and a strap-on.

Hats off to you fishman, and godspeed. I eagerly await the next crazy nonsense, maybe have Tenma stream MGQ or something.

>>69198405
?

>>69186851
It's been 3+ years now and it hasn't gone bad yet.

>>69194065
By playing Factorio.

>>69198479
Phase and Hololvie deal with crazy bitches all of the time, so I don't see how that a excuse. Like Pippa like you said did that other day. Then I watched Shiori about to translate gay fujo sex doujin on stream and have her chat translated it for her since she really wanst it translated, but her manger is her stream 100% of the time.

>>69198479
That one also gave me quite the culture shock. They are running around saying "she is a menhera" as if that's some devastating killshot.

>>69198814
Not to mention that sad girl company is an old /hlgg/ thing because many Holos have depressing backgrounds.

>>69197945
>that rich dork from college will surely get me a rich husband
>oh no he wants to start an animu girl singer company
>play along dizzy, play along, that rich husband will be yours one day
It's hilarious how much goes wrong for her

>>69199136
She's streaming a powerpoint about Chiikawa right now, and chat is ruthless. Wouldn't change this gross loser for the world.

>>69186977
>didn't fuck the talent or be weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giW8uJ5xFLM

>>69199011
Every girl who joins Hololive, is weird, a loser, autistic, menhera, a neet or generally something wrong with them. Same for go for phase. Like fuck I remember Aqua almost died once cause she moved on her own and didn't take her meds cause they tasted bad and ended up hospitalized. Straight need you to feed her, make sure she goes to bed, goes from place to place and force her to interact with people she need to interact with. She's pretty much a real life sim to take care of.

its easy just do the opposite of nijisanji

>>69198888

Honestly leaning into the mental illness and not being some fake cutesy idol is more endearing. Again, I think it's a culture difference between JP and EN where the JP side expects them to be perfect fake cutesy idols while the EN side doesn't have such rigid expectations.

>>69199332
>JP side expects them to be perfect fake cutesy idols
I mean the most popular 2 girls in Hololive are Pekora and Marine and they aren't even close to this. Marine talks about her masturbation habit on stream, bitch masturbates 5 times a day.

>>69199306
and nene's, subaru's, polka's, luna's backstories. And haachama in general. And how rushia was. And miko and her speech/tongue impairment. And so on.

>>69199136
I actually would not be surprised to find out one day that Dizzy married one of her viewers.

>>69186977
>didn't fuck the talent or be weird
Lets not get ahead of ourselves

>>69199473

>bitch masturbates 5 times a day

Maybe she does, or maybe she's farming coomers. I concede your point Pekora and Marine.

Do you think they are more successful because they can activate the "I can fix her" instinct by being giant sloppy messes?

>>69199598
I would be surprised. Us lovebugs don't like Dizzy, we watch her the way you watch a trainwreck.

>>69185710
Coffee merchants work at a level beyond normal comprehension.

>>69199542
If I'm going to be honest, Hololive has to have some real good tard wranglers. Like 3 out of 4 girls in Gen 5 are menhera's. It's a good thing phase found someone who's good at tard wrangling as well. I knew way back Hololvie when taking on manager's added "experience with children and autistic children is a plus".

>>69199787
well, i never said it was a happy marriage.

>>69189792
>jelly i wish you forever sickness
This is easily the funniest one.

>>69199856
So you're saying she'd kidnap you, rape you, and then force you into a shotgun marriage? Fuck, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. The kid would most likely be retarded too, as she's rapidly approaching menopause.

>>69199542
woah I'm only familiar with Subaru's
what's the deal with the others?

Would you marry Dizzy?

>>69199782
Marines just a mega coomer, she made a thing saying she was going to stop masturbating's all of the time because it takes up a lot of her time and became super fucking depressed for awhile. She does also share what she masturbate to all of time as well. Marine weirdly has large amount of female fans, so I'm not really sure. I always found it strange the super coomer gets all of the female fans, but it might be cause she gives out good advice

>>69200003
anything to get at least one kid before the last egg dries up...

>>69189792
>I'm going to drink coke and forget you exist.
Makes me giggle every time.

>>69189792
It's okay, she fires back
Honestly, it reminds me of the times Coco would call Yagoo a gross old ass man

>>69199787
>can't even marry one of her own fans
>has to marry a fan of the other girls
>her husband keeps watching his oshi
perfectly on brand for Dizzy

>>69200063
Fuck no.
>>69200028
Luna was also bullied by Nijisanji.
Nene has a past similar to Kiara or Fuwamoco. Failed idol failing audition after audition for years.
Polka is f- no, wait, it wasn't that, it's the fact she joined Kizuna Ai's agency, which was exploitative and failed massively.

>>69200145
Those were fun times I miss them. Now only really Choco calls him a gross old man, but also all of management is deathly afraid of Choco, so she does what she wants.

>>69194302
>An entire company based around girlfailure sadgirl unhinged losers might have some daddy issues.
Color me shocked.

>>69200063
im not moving to canada, and shes too into her job to move away from the warehouse.
Phase will eventually become a multi-generational agency where you get gens filled with the kids of previous talents afterall. being said gens manager will be the closest to having kids Dizzy will ever get.

>>69200412
>Dizzy "the wine aunt and manager" Dokuro

>>69200339
>girlfailure
So many of these in vtubing, pretty sure Hololvie just hired the biggest fucking one I have ever seen in awhile. She might as well be a fucking boy.

>>69200063
No but I wish her happiness, her boss doesn't respect her, her family doesn't respect her, her fans doesn't respect her, she desperately needs a genuine love from someone

>>69200063
Okay fine, I'll do it
I'll take that bullet for the team

>>69200676
Good luck with that buddy

>>69200028
Meanwhile, I'm the reverse. What's wrong with my genki lady tomboy duck?

>>69200676
No, don't. Her patheticness is her charm.

>>69200488
>implying she's not already that
>>69200568
I am not a hardcore dizzyfag but I like her!

What I got from this thread is that Rosemi has a connection to phase talents

Come on Rosemi get you phase debut guaranteed and whistleblow the entire nijiEN branch apart

>>69185710
"Coffee merchant" sounds like a slur

>>69200568
i was gonna say that at least it seems like her dad loves her, but then i remembered the recent holiday dinner fiasco and....

>>69200843
Broken with heart condition, hit by a car and then on the way home from the hospital her house burnt down. She joined Hololive cause she really needed money, thought it was a scam.

>>69200843
Living alone with dad, house burned down, working odd jobs in poverty until a showroom streaming friend told her she should apply to Hololive, and she miraculously landed it.
This one ain't even doxx, she's discussed it on stream before.

>>69185710
BAA

>>69200676
anon, shes got baby fever and her eggs are drying up.
you're not stopping at just one or two, you'll be lucky if she stops at 3.

>>69200548
Ao?

Rightoids still geting grifted kek

>>69200568
Dizzy is really loved by her fans and friends. She gets bullied out of love.

>>69201168
sister, this is sad

>>69200063
I love this seabug elf succubus bimbo but it would be an affront against the universe I feel

>>69201047
>completely faked being a gamur girl weeb
>yagoo realized she was faking it but hired her because of the effort she put in

>>69201173
if i remember she was loved as a manager in Phase too before she shifted over. say what you will about her, but being 2 for 2 on being a loved manager probably isnt easy in this industry.

>>69201168
>Rightoids
Where do you come from anon?

>>69201272
Yagoo made the right call. Subaru is great.

>>69200091
Marine's character is very confident, though that's not fully true to her real self.
Girls love Mori too, basically only because she outranks her "haters" and says so.
They're non-threatening boys.

>>69201128
No Ao is super fucking girly. This fucking creature. She makes food like a broke collage boy, only owns a computer, a computer chair, a bed and a TV cause she says she needs no other furniture, owns no plates only using paper plates, spends all of her money on cards, video games and manga.
It's funny cause Ao is super girly and talks about wanting to be a magical girl and gyaru talks about play Shadow hearts and playing card games at locals. This is pretty much a boy with boobs

>>69200952
If Rosemi frees herself and goes back to indie she will likely get support form Phase.
Dizzy used to shill and watch Rosemi a lot

>>69199787
Dizzy WANTS to be bullied anon

>>69199782
>>69200091
>>69201425
Is Marine able to be fixed?

>>69201511
And we want to bully her, but that doesn't mean we want to marry her. Ew.

>>69200819
Thanks, bro
It might not be so bad after all, maybe Tenma or Ember will come over and have dinner with us sometimes
>>69200893
I'll try to make her stay pathetic, I'll try my best
>>69201096
What if I give her all three in one go? Twins are common in my family

>>69187096
She isn't a commie and she doesn't hate guns, ergo she's right wing and dangerous.

>>69201462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Pbq3zTgow&t=296s
Ririka is a super M.

does any other corpo ceo of any size run the con booths themselves like Sakana has done?

>>69201515
Lamy has is working on it. She moved right above her, got her house key and walked in on stream, got under her desk, sniffed her crotch and said she was happy to see that her panties are blue meaning her love for materialized as her panties. Lamy will fix her by rape.

>>69199787
>we
>us
Fuck off.

>>69201613
correct

>>69201515
it's possible but she wouldn't accept it, even from a sexy overseas guy

>>69201590
>What if I give her all three in one go? Twins are common in my family
oh my fucking god can you imagine Dizzy trying to take care of triplets? least she has the tits for it if nothing else i guess...

>>69187251
ya really you fucking excuse of a hostage. Shes Nanobites now.

>>69201568
I want to marry her and bully her with my cock

>>69187728
Coffee* and Mahjong, but close enough

>>69199306
Some of them have managed to lead somewhat functional lives like Marine but yeah, lot of crazies in Holo and probably a majority of them at that.

>>69201680
based Lamy

>>69191569
but your cat is pippa-lite, and she is doing fine as indie.

>>69201766
The grandparents would have to come in clutch. And her sister would have to move out with all of her thotery.

Erina is a better cat than Yuri.

>>69189900
I really want to fuck the fairy, she fills many of my fetishes

>>69189703
>women understanding women
this makes it even more of a fluke

>>69187096
because she makes edgy jokes that mouthbreathing rightoids latch onto and clip with titles about how shes Epic and Based and most peoples exposure to vtubers is unfortunately just from seeing clips and how their fans act when posting or reacting to said clips and she has a lot of fucking awful fans

>>69201680
Hololive just hiring stalk tier fans at this point. Chloe takes Shions trash home and talked about stealing her bath water to cook with so she could absorb part of Shion and that way she would always be with her

>>69192677
>>69193228
I agree, it's definitely a cultural thing for Japan. Voicing your concerns seems like it's not recommended there. Go with the flow, be passive, accept things how they are, suck some cock when asked, etc. If we're using Hololive as an example here, multiple girls from the branches have already had manager swaps and have requested that they change managers because of how fucking inept they can be for months on end.
Why it takes months or even an entire year to achieve that, I have no fucking idea.

>>69201995
>The lesbian decided to be the the oversized cold(cyborg) predator cat
no way she wasn't making a joke about lesbian relationships with that one.

>>69202238
absolutely seething

>>69186977
>>69187378
/thread

>>69202280
I'm always reminded all of managers are fucking terrified of Choco, but Choco also was the person who originally vetted all managers and talents for a long time, so probably the ones that have been there a long time were fucking trained by her.

>>69201168
Sorry that we're normal, Anon, and that your amygdala is so grossly underdeveloped you don't have the ability to engage in normal self preservation behaviors, and that your disgust response is borderline non-existent, and that the only way to make us like you is by literally giving "rightoids" brain damage because you are quite literally sub-human. It's gotta be rough, but hang in there! Don't let your vastly higher rate of mental illness take you before the gaping and infected wound between your legs does the job, I'm sure you've got at least two more years in you!

>>69202244
Speaking of Shion, didn't she molest Marine when Marine got her drunk?
Imagine getting molested by a girl younger than you haha
>>69202295
It's funny how little the 'cold' part is though. Erina is a very sweet dork. She described Airi's tits as 'Nice.' too.

>>69185710
Ok Fishman likes Marine, so why the fuck is Tenma the only good hire he's ever picked up? He should get more hags like her instead of garbage fires like Pippa or Lia.

>>69202541
Marine still when she get's drunk cries about how Shion won't say anything about that. Hololive is weird where is feels like all of the girls just molest each other all of time

>>69187227
>If it wasn't for you talking me talking me out of my self doubt or w/e I would still be at my last company being underpaid and underappreciated.
Tsunderia paid 1% confirmed

>>69185710
Anybody got more h2oSakana memes? I like when the girls bully fishman

>>69202502
just proving his point

>>69186851
>but it always ends up bad in the end.
Give me a vtuber that's an example of this

>>69202295
No, anon. That's a local joke form your area only.

>>69202791
gb2reddit

>>69202595
>who is Airi
>who is Shiina

>>69202865
What the fuck are weird burger politics doing in this thread anyway? I'm left as fuck and the entirely of phase is incredibly based, but apparently they're meant to be considered right wing or some shit?

You niggers need to sort yourself out already, daym.

>>69202971
WHO? Indeed.

Jokes aside that was hilarious yesterday
>Pippa ends up talking to AI girlfriend about vtubers
>AI is enthusiastically talking about Hololive, listing off different members
>Asks if the AI knows Pipkin Pippa
>"Who?"

>>69202710
Marine was probably flirting/teasing her for a while and Shion regrets correcting her.

>>69201272
its the normie in the holo circus niche. bae has that similar niche though not nearly as good as subaru

>>69203117
Pippa getting literally 'WHO'D?' was great.

>>69202502
You faggots get hyper-offended by the smallest joke that goes against your ideology the same way your average bluehair on twitter does. You're already competitive with them in how obnoxious you are and that's without you being in power.

>>69201515
I think she could be
She comes from money and is making a lot of money herself in Hololive and despite her HORNY and her baggage(her sister) she has a good head on her shoulders, her dad would be your best friend overnight
But the real question you should be asking when you want to save one of the JP girls is
>do I move to Japan and insert myself in her life?
>or do I pluck her out of Japan and bring her to wherever it is I'm living?

>>69202971
Airi is alright, if maybe not quite as fun to watch as Tenma. But Shiina? I unironically might take back what I said about Pippa.

>>69203223
>le horseshow theory
Make better jokes and stop doxxing Pikamee for playing a vie

>>69186851
Any day now xirs...Phase will get CANCELLED...

>>69203228
Oh no I meant for some japanese man/woman to fix her.

>>69203136
Subaru slowly being corrupted has been fun to see. Luna is a groomer

>>69202791

>>69185710
Success doko?

>>69203353
She was so much against gacha in the beginning, and how she's as addicted to gambling for fictional boys in your phone as Tenma.

>>69203329
Then the answer is a resounding no, she's already old and busted by jap standards
Nobody in his right mind will take her, nobody other than a deadbeat(not one of mori's simps, the actual thing) or an abuser, she deserves better than that

>>69203329
>>69203504
Lamy is trying really fucking hard, but she unironically got the key to Marine place taken away from her. The reason wasn't sated, but I think it's obvious why. Like Lamy is really hot and has huge boobs going off every other girl and she would 100% go for it if Marine let her.

>>69203353
Luna has really put herself in Subaru's life, but a very slow way where it was harder to notice.
>Be older and the younger girl look to you for advice on things
>Start telling what is ok and doing things with her
>To be fine texting her every night
>Going over to place all of time
>Always text her good night
>Kissing is ok since they do it so much now
>Bathing together is fine I guess
>Going on dates is fine I guess
>subaru play along with luna autism when luna take a bath on subaru house
>Sleeping together naked is fine I guess
>luna started to force herself into subaru (wait for subaru to finish her dance lesson and goes to dinner together)
>luna autistically tweeted every shubaluna arts to subaru's twitter
>luna probably gaslight subaru into thinking that collab with male is bad
>Started to get her to wear cute dresses for her when she's around
>subaru become more popular and subaru keep saying that luna is always right
>Had them get matching rings/accessories together
Is this really grooming?

Anyone remember how long ago that multiplayer project zomboid server for youtubers was? How big was Pippa back then?

>>69203228
its a bad idea to take a japanese woman out of japan

>>69203692
Can you really groom a fellow adult?
Luna is certainly trying.

>>69203420
Would you not consider four gens(not including invaders), multiple talents with four view status, three talents with a subscriber plaque(with more on the way), and widespread notoriety success anon?

>>69203692
After Matsuri's shitshow, good on Luna.

>>69203979
The literal definition of grooming means preparing someone for something in the future, so yes

>>69204036
Doing pretty ok, Hololive started out from nothing and people forget that. I have this old ass screencap

>>69187096
Pippa isn't right-wing, but she has some opinions that are from that side and that's what gets clipped and shared on twitter.

>>69191972
>>69192677
So the secret is to not run your company like a Japanese company and instead use your brain

Great vtuber thread, phase jannies.

>>69204239
Looks like a vtuber thread to me.

>>69204239
Thank you anon, you may return to sperging out about nijisanji across the entire board now.

>>69204239
Yea, it's a pretty good thread besides the single /pol/ post.

>>69189900
i like yuu, her design is what suisei would kill for, specifically the hair

>>69204348
*/his/

>>69204239
Discussing a vtuber corpo and the management is ontopic

>>69204355
good design. reminds me of artemis' goth outfit.

>>69201462
she's perfect bros

>>69204047
Is she grooming Subaru to be her husband(female)?

>>69204040
>Matsuri
Speaking of companies hiring crazy woman and handling them pretty ok, we have Matsuri.

>>69187096
She picks up a few blips on my righty radar, but nothing conclusive. Since it's not blatant I'm fine with her, unlike Kirche who I blocked a long time ago for defending a minority murderer on Twitter.

>>69192677
>Even the hololive girls revere their inept managers
Who? Why are you lying?

>>69204355
hope she starts trying to learn english and shows up in some cross-language collabs like nasa and michi.

>>69187096
I thought she hates lawyers, not cops. Or am I getting my chuubas mixed up?

>>69202280
>Why it takes months or even an entire year to achieve that, I have no fucking idea
Lamy got her manager changed immediately when she demanded it. Otherwise it may be compatibility and teething issues that time may smooth over, or not, which requires the passage of time to figure out.
Have you worked a day in your life?

>>69187521
I unsubbed from all niji because I don't want them to get any of my money or views. The ones that hurt for me was Rosemi, Maria and Alban. If they leave I might follow them again, but it's hard for me to justify staying.

>>69204722

Kirsche is kind of a poison pill vtuber because she's just smart enough to pick up on things being fucked up but clearly not smart or honest enough to give you good information.

>>69187096
>a Metokurfag
>wanted to collab with Rikita but was blocked from doing that
>pals around with right-wing commentators like that camelot retard
>uhh uhh Pippa is actually a good girl and dindu nuttin

>>69204498
Seems to be what she's going for.

>>69205093
but enough about Mori and her Trash Taste days

>>69205093

Well maybe if you weren't so closed minded you could have some enjoyment in life.

>>69186851
>>69201168
>>69202238
you do know you don't have to be a weirdo that thinks "everything is political" and a tier-3 vaush sub all of your life right?
may you one day become normal and stop annoying everyone in your vicinity by bringing up politics where it doesn't belong

>>69204610
Nah Matsuri can't be that bad, surely the girl who had a whole month of 'nonstop nut November' to counterplay no nut November is perfectly seiso.
>Watched a stream of her press 'will you press the button which was mostly her cackling over every opportunity to cause others harm
>Got a question that had 'everyone in Africa dies' as the downside
>Changes it to 'everyone in Indonesia dies' while laughing her ass off
And hilarious as that was, it still doesn't quite make me laugh as much as the Nijisisters coping with 'Selen was BPD'! lmao.

>>69203003
It weirds me the fuck out seeing all these people talking about pol shit, when I just watch phase for the cute menhera girls.

>>69205777
*/his/ shit

>>69204874
She will respect cops, but she's under no illusions that they're all trustworthy arbiters of peace and justice. They're bullies and the bullied given authority over you. They are dangerous and they get these powers form lawyers btw.

>>69205253
>>69205277
Yep. Great retort there, bozos. Don't mention that she's the farm's favorite chuuba either. Don't mention that she has to calm capipis down just because a black-colored duck appeared on screen. Don't mention she has to do the same just because trannies pop up on a react video.

>>69205889
>le hecking kiwifarmerinos

>>69185710
one word: memes

>>69205093
Based

>>69205971
>recognizing what I meant
Capipis are really not great at beating the allegations. Nobody else in Phase had to tell their fans to calm the fuck down just because she played Hogwarts. I wonder why.

>>69205110
I hope she succeeds!

>>69186851
99.999999999999% of human history disagrees with you and would argue in fact for the opposite.

>>69202041
No, it doesn't, bozo.
You don't mash together just any women through an imbecilic HR department hoops.

>>69205777
I'm just kind of looking at the vtubers I watch and have just started wondering what the fuck is wrong with me.
>Pippa
>Tenma
>Fillian
>Neurosama
>Onigiri
but then also
>Bae
>Ember
>Ina
>Kaela
So do I like crazy or do I like (relatively) normal?

>>69205889
>>69205093
>uhhhhh why aren't you canceling her chuds
nobody outside of reddit cares about this shit, go back

>>69206227
Tenma played it too, outright told anyone who had a problem with it to hang himself(for he will always be a man)
But really you're in a board where the go-to insult is to call someone indonesian or filipino, why are you only taking issue with tranny stuff?

>>69206329
Both.

>>69205889

You think you are producing some sort of evidence damning a vtuber but all you are doing is showing that you have lost your grip on reality and every single slight action has to be viewed through a hyper political lens.

It's maybe not your fault, you may have been brainwashed into combining politics into some hysterical religion. And you're probably someone that is unable to self-reflect because you're on a perpetual emotional feedback loop of feeling "right" condemning people for not aligning with your brainwashing.

I enjoy the content of the vtuber. I don't launch into a hysterical fit of rage when she does a survivor gameshow in Roblox. You do. You are intentionally making yourself angry so that you can feel "right." But no one cares. No one. All you are is some hysterical nobody trying to make themselves feel important by tearing others down.

>>69206377
Eat shit, faggot. How about that dumb cunt clean up her act and stop being a pest to everyone?

>>69205093
Imagine being so radicalized you can't even enjoy something because the "wrong people" like it.

>>69206329
>>Onigiri
HEY!
what's wrong with Walmart Nerissa?

>>69206440
Capipis can't control themselves over race issues either, and Pippa also has to frequently tell them to shut the fuck up.

>>69206440

Lumi played wizard game to completion and no one got buttblasted. She's grew up with Harry Potter and doesn't require her children's book authors to pass some ideological purity test like the nazis did.

>>69206555
>doesn't require her children's book authors to pass some ideological purity test like the nazis did
the tranny brigade who doxxed Pikamee and made her leave VOMS are nazis now?
It's called Hogwarts Legacy, by the way

>>69206490
>Pippa panders to low-IQ right-wing retards
>mentions factual things that happened in reality where she demonstrates continuous behavior of pandering to low-IQ right-wing retards
>deflect deflect deflect deflect
It's really the go-to defense mechanism in ALL of the dingy corners and lesser known forums where Pippa is popular, isn't it?

>>69206459
Pippa is only a pest to everyone in your deluded mind.
>>69206537
Hasn't Onigiri been around longer than Wissa?

>ctrl F "right"
>33 results

>>69206700

The nazis made authors pass a purity test and actually JRR Tolkien was rejected and Lord of the Rings was not published.

>the tranny brigade who doxxed Pikamee and made her leave VOMS are nazis now?

I didn't call them nazis I said that they displayed a behavior of the nazis. Fascism comes in many forms.

>>69206822
Capipis are at best tolerated and everyone would like to see them all go.

>>69206700
Wasn't Pikamee already intending to graduate when she did?

>>69206822
Yeah that's the joke, she immediately became the great value version of Nerissa because Nerissa is hololive
They joked about it during their collab

>>69206329
probably more stable then me at least
>Pippa
>Runie
>Dizzy
>Lumi (youtube)

and on occasion;
>Eimi
>Lia
>Bri(atcookiebox)

with some sporadic once in a blue moon views of other randoms.
only just now realized my list had been whittled down to almost only phase talents. didnt mean to do that but probably also says something about my tastes.

>>69206537
Probably my favourite part is Giri flying off the handle and ranting at her chat or her collab partners but also just generally cursed shit like making raw salmon onigiri with Neuro or that Geoduck nonsense, eating cursed food combinations with Bao etc. Always a good time.

>>69206916
Most of them in /pcg/ aren't that much worse than anyone else though.
Like, can you honestly say anyone hates the Peepa poster and his dumb child-tier cute Pippa drawings?
Doxxoids like pipkun can fucking rope though.

poltards shitting a thread as always.