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Valentine's Day Edition

Last thread: >>69060047
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

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>>69089802
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>69089802
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk

>> No.69089891

Wait I misspoke, Axel did show pictures of his pussy for members

>> No.69089896
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>>69089835
amen

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>>69089835
Amen.

>> No.69090057

I'm not going crazy right? Flayon's voices have gotten less distinct/weaker? Which is a shame, I liked them.

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I haven't watched streams for a few months and today was my first time back and flay is whipping back into place with 2 words what the fuck

>> No.69090347

>>69090057
Yeah, constantly doing the high pitched tone with the questioning upturn that's his normal "talking to the roons" fanservice voice has nerfed his ability to get into any other range. He was a lot stronger at getting into different personas at debut. You can see how muscle memory his "byeee thanks for coming to the stream!" chat voice is.

>> No.69090553
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I miss Bettel... but why doesn't he miss us back...

>> No.69090676

>>69090347
What do you mean
His voice was high pitched around debut than it is now, since I guess he was trying harder to match his voice to his model, but relaxed it over time

>> No.69090835

>>69090057
Is he using his asmr mic? He sounds kinda crunchy

>> No.69090906

>>69090553
You'll have your outfit reveal soon, don't be greedy

>> No.69090958
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Oh Jesus that's a lot. Didn't think Ruze would have THAT kind of effect on you guys. He's just a bro.

>> No.69091020

kys numberfag

>> No.69091044

>>69090958
>>69089835
go back

>> No.69091086

>>69090676
nta (but the person he's replying to) but I've just noticed his "ikemen" voice has gotten less and less distinct from his "default" voice. It's lost its "woah, did someone else join the call?!" factor and more "oh, it's just this fucker's voice a little to the left.". (And no, it's not getting used to it, I haven't watched a solo pilot stream in 7 months and old clips still give me that feeling.)

>> No.69091257

>>69090057
>distinct
What do you mean, like weaker as in softer or weaker as in his voice is tired or something?

>> No.69091343

>>69091257
see >>69091086

>> No.69091378
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>69090958

>> No.69091651

>>69090906
>1 hour of teasing and looking at fanart before a 15 second reveal and then a "sorry guys I'm so tired see you on Monday for week in review!"
>DoN't Be GrEeDy

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>>69090958
>>69089835 THE INFIDELS SHALL BURN INSHALLAH

>> No.69091706
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There's 2 streams lined up for the outfit reveal?

>> No.69091831

I like how most of the boys characterize/talk about their fans: axelotls being knocked and underpaid around by Axel, everything about the hakkitos etc. but Flayon saying anything about what about the roons are like/what's "roon-core" makes my skin crawl. Maybe because I was a genuine fan of his at debut but him now constantly reasserting/actively wanting all his fans to be barely-legal trauma-burned needy Tumblr girls is such a turn off.

>> No.69091954

>>69091706
those are submitted by holodex editors

>> No.69091983

>>69091706
The other one is 2029 kek

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>>69091706
they took him at his word

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>>69091651
Come no, you got 4 streams in one month, what more can you ask for?

>> No.69092215

I NEED FLAYON SO BAD IT HURTS

>> No.69092243

>>69092158
kek

>> No.69092244

>>69090958
kys

>> No.69092245

>>69092158
I'm alec. Sorry i just think he's really hot

>> No.69092253

>>69091954
Ah, so Holodex doesn't pull info from YT? I barely use it so I wouldn't really know.
>>69092117
Oh kek

>> No.69092270

>>69092215
Calm down Alec

>> No.69092314

I wonder how that one roon that got creepy with a sexworker is doing

>> No.69092381

>>69092158
i am in this screenshot LMAO

>> No.69092430

>>69092381
Flayon you should focus on your stream

>> No.69092496

>>69092381
Flayon you doing ok little buddy? CCV looking a bit high there, don't have a mental breakdown about the greys wanting to cum on you again

>> No.69092511

>>69092381
Go clean up your screen, Alec

>> No.69092527

>>69092314
I've been well. Watching Flay rn

>> No.69092543

kys numberfag

>> No.69092609

>>69091831
i remember the first fans of his he saw were at the HoloExpo tour, a bunch of stringy looking dudes. wonder if they're still fans of his, i feel like flay quickly petered off appealing the dudes that came in through his FG stuff or his non-otome VN talk.

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When will the Hakka rape tapes be leaked?

>> No.69092697

>numberfagging now
hololivefags need to be thrown off a tall building

>> No.69092738

>>69092616
It's not rape! They have a healthy and consensual sex life.

>> No.69092758
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https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1757902858635427901

>> No.69092790

>>69092616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC1kB1-H-cE

>> No.69092816

>>69092697
Stop trying to make up a war that isn't there

>> No.69092872

Flayon's adhd needs to be studied in a lab

>> No.69092936

>>69092872
I think it's pretty standard for anyone that suddenly gets off their medication

>> No.69092966
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>>69092758
Thanks Ruze

>> No.69093010

>>69092790
Big if true

>> No.69093023
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I missed the first part of this game so I'm just enjoying the voices in my head

>> No.69093094

>>69092966
A-ayo...

>> No.69093249

>>69092966
is this octavio's card? ToT

>> No.69093407

Flayon is letting the power to get to his head....

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>>69093249
yeah

>> No.69093903

Numberfaggotry aside that post reminded me that Flayon is the only member with a tribute posted /here/

>> No.69093914
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>>69092158
Still the most accurate machiroon

>> No.69093987

>flayon gasping and moaning and smacking his mouth erotically over a constipation joke

>> No.69094024

>>69093903
Do you expect men to cum for Shinri?

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>>69091831
We Hakkitos are the token brown friends, but at least we cool. Niggas wished they were us.

>> No.69094197

>>69093903
Obviously, he is the only one that has super degen fanbase

>> No.69094256

The stream that banished the last straight men of /mans/

>> No.69094336

>>69094256
What stream?

>> No.69094481

came back from making dinner, he turned on the asmr mic? im fucking outta here, i hate that shit so much.

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>>69092966
>>69093522
UWOOOOO

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Going on a date with my boyfriend and girlfriend today!

>> No.69095375

>>69095124
If HoloPro ever introduce actual male/female siblings to the company, I only pray that they are well aware of the inevitable.

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i need a schizophrenic redhead bf that's off his adhd meds it's not fair

>> No.69095567

i hate the snapping his fingers like he's calling a dog. i can casually watch flayon even when he's being a retard and roleplaying abusive relationships, but that shit makes me want to skin him alive.

>> No.69095661

>>69094024
Yes.
https://youtu.be/GGkBYfjWeBU?t=5619

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>>69095474
one can only dream...

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25min until my private date with Leader

>> No.69096199

Do you think shinri is going on break to deliver the baby? The gestation period for dragons might be much shorter than it is for humans

>> No.69096361

>>69096199
>Do you think
no it make head hurt

>> No.69096395

>>69095800
Damn, nice....
>>69095567
I mean, to be fair its pretty over the top otome-esque behavior sorta trope

>> No.69096408

>>69096199
no he's going on break to get pregnant for real

>> No.69096481

>>69096395
it does but it doesn't match his character type.

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>> No.69096509

If he successfully conditions chat I'll be proud

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>> No.69096823

>>69096620
That's my Chad Bezerker

>> No.69096929

>>69095661
....the comments on that vod. do people really?

>> No.69097070

why is Flayon making dog noises on vocaroo

>> No.69097248

The dialog in this game is so chronically corny and flay taking it seriously makes it worse. the game is a little bit more tolerable with someone like hakka, who's willing to riff on the game when needed.

>> No.69097314

>Octavio isn't streaming on valentine's
This can't be real...... puppeteer sama is a whore.....

>> No.69097321

>>69095661
Probably the only Shinri's stream I refused to watch to this day.

>> No.69097349

>>69096929
during the stream somebody superchatted "you think this pain is bad? its NOTHING compared to when i had my miscarriage, lmao"

>> No.69097511

>>69097314
He's doing it tomorrow instead, yeah?

>> No.69097535

>>69097349
KEK I swear Shinri always get people talking about their childbirth or miscarriage.

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>>69097070
Hakka jokingly requested him to make a whimpering audio. Flayon delivered.

>> No.69097558

>>69096408
good for him. his dry spell has lasted way too long

>> No.69097618

>>69097511
Which is exactly what vtubers in relationships usually do. But it's okay, I don't think anyone cares that much.

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>>69097535
It's his mommy energy

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>>69097248
When you're a vn enjoyer you basically give up your ability to cringe at writing

>> No.69097791
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flay heart beats....

>> No.69097803

Can Flayon get perms for the Lethal Company fanmade VN?

>> No.69097833

>>69097314
I think going by flip time wizardry his stream scheduled as the 15th is actually valentine's day for him

>> No.69097885

>>69096481
Eh, maybe not...I can see him as the bratty prince kinda sort, I suppose

>> No.69097918

Hakka.. why?

>> No.69097928

>>69097618
He's doing temprizz tonight instead? Idk how you came to that conclusion or why it would even matter

>> No.69097960

>>69097349
HOLY KEK

>> No.69098044

>>69097248
I mean, hes kinda being silly about a lot of the lines. Saying its like somethibg his chat would say and such

>> No.69098064

>>69097928
don't worry, is the armis reject that keeps hating on Tavio

>> No.69098209

There's a lack of h-scenes :(

>> No.69098213

>>69097791
My mind is breaking...

>> No.69098217

>>69097918
What did he do?

>> No.69098403

>>69098064
I'm neither hating nor male to apply to Stars, and I like Tavi.
Your level of coddling is exhausting, just chill out.

>> No.69098449

>>69097731
speak for yourself, I play actually good VNs.

>> No.69098450

>>69097731
No, that only prepares you for japanese style cringe.
Western style cringe is probably built from reading fanfiction slop.

>> No.69098479

>>69098217
ruined a cover I was interest

>> No.69098489

I fucking SWEAR the game free audio track right now is one that Mori has used commonly in the past. I wonder if its intentional...if im not imagining it entirely

>> No.69098567

>>69098489
>free audio track
well there you have it

>> No.69098627

>>69098403
If you like him then let him spend the day with his best friend and stop being a shitter, I assume you watch streams to know he has somebody

>> No.69098691

>>69098489
Nah, when I played that game on my own I had deja vu listening to one of the songs, since I think Gamma used to use it or something

>> No.69098705

>>69098209
unironically my amusement with this game would go up by 40% if there was more expressions/CGs, especially for the lewd talk.

>> No.69098736

>>69098627
Exactly, everyone knows and no one cares. So why are you so upset?

>> No.69098832
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Kyaa~

>> No.69098834

>game unironically using the word babygirl
can flay play good VNs for once.

>> No.69098923

>>69098834
You think he's interested in good VNs?

>> No.69099042

>>69098832
>(You) dress up Octavio in Pekora cosplay
>present him to Banchou
>"so as a joke..."

>> No.69099092

>>69093903
Wasn't there a polmite who posted a spoilered picture of a cum covered Magni stand around Christmas?

>> No.69099118

>>69094256
Good thing I don't watch flayon

>> No.69099132

>>69099092
anon, it wasn't cum

>> No.69099139

>>69098923
I would from someone constantly rambling about how much he loves the medium for its engaging storytelling.

>> No.69099183

>>69099042
They both do have bluewhite hair with braids...

>> No.69099189

>>69097349
To be fair they didn't superchat, only in regular chat where they derailed some of chat. Fortunately if he did see it he didn't acknowledge it because what the fuck

>> No.69099269

>>69099139
nah, he's only interested in gimmicky VNs.

>> No.69099291

>>69099132
Oh thank fuck. There was a Bettel tribute posted on Twitter, but that looked like soap suds

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Cookie time~

>> No.69099514

>>69099183
They both have red-hued eyes...

>> No.69099638

>>69098691
yeah its def only one or two Holos specifically.
>>69098567
I mean, yeah its prob just a coincidence but im open to the chance its intentional

>> No.69099709

I enjoyed Hakka's newest cover.

>> No.69099830
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This vn feels like dating chatGPT

>> No.69099884

Do you think Gorimane will make a surprise appearance?

>> No.69099922

>>69099092
>>65322383

>> No.69100005

>>69093903
>annoying coomer has coomer fans
whoa, who would have thought

>> No.69100010

>>69099830
Yeah, this largely feels like a slop game engineered for aspiring VAs to "flex" to their viewers. There was a really good western VN flay played way back, Diffraction i think? Still a little corny but a lot prettier/well-written than this.

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>>69099709
Wow same

>> No.69100046

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/78gvOjv5jlI
https://youtu.be/78gvOjv5jlI
https://youtu.be/78gvOjv5jlI

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>>69099709
Like he said it was a very different Hakka, I prefer his metal stuff, but I liked it.

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>>69099922
Was anon pent up or something thats a lot

>> No.69100261

>>69099709
he and Fuma sound so good together! Their voices blend so well in here https://youtu.be/0scGN5P3cFk?si=XBs9Nmq5zNlKlH8W

>> No.69100331

>>69096620
I wonder what the clerk thought of some dude buying a bunch of girly stationery supplies

>> No.69100342

Chances of Toramane making an appearance if Leader is in a rented kitchen.

>> No.69100384

>>69100123
Anon...

>> No.69100421

>>69100331
Probably an elementary school teacher buying things for a Valentine's thing for their students.

>> No.69100462

What are the chances Altare shows the top of his head

>> No.69100484

>>69100331
"He's probably buying this for his little sister"? It's really not that weird.

>> No.69100521

>>69100331
He was probably thinking "god I hate this fucking job so much"

>> No.69100543

>>69100462
40%

>> No.69100634

>>69100342
It is now Altare's turn to feed his manager food and have them giggle like a teenager

>> No.69100641

>3 manesans
>toramane, shikamane, HACHIMANE?

>> No.69100657

HANDCAM!

>> No.69100684

>>69100331
When you work retail you stop giving a shit about what anyone is doing

>> No.69100713

>>69100641
I hope he's an old dude in his 50s

>> No.69100737

>>69100462
A lot lower than Axel but he still is a jobber so...

>> No.69100739

>>69092609
Ironically I was a Flayume early on but got filtered when he started actively pushing yumebait so hard. I miss when he was just rambling about his interests and being comfy. Now every time I tune in he's too focused on getting reactions out of roons and boasting about how easy they are. Each time I want to casually watch him he does the "oh you want me so bad" antics and it's off-putting and I can only imagine non-yumes are even more filtered by it.

>> No.69100757

>>69100641
W-What are they expecting him to do??

>> No.69100803

"I don't usually do too much for Valentine's Day because I'm single...and terribly lonely..."
Leader-kun...

>> No.69100826

>>69100757
job

>> No.69100831

Leader noticed me...

>> No.69100838

>>69100641
who the fuck is hachimane
.... new gen soon?

>> No.69100850

>>69100803
He's just like me, fr fr

>> No.69100884

>>69100757
He's spent too long in presence of Axel

>> No.69100902

>>69100838
shinri did tweet about auditions......

>> No.69100982

shilltare please just make your cookies

>> No.69101002

>>69100902
Get in there and be cute, boys

>> No.69101010
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The chances of him showing his whole ass head like Axel are much lower but not zero

>> No.69101009

Will Altare's cookies be better than Hakka's marshmallow, carbon, and wax paper cookies?

>> No.69101018

>>69100838
There's plenty of management that don't have front facing positions. There was one called Nekomane in the doppelganger credits that isn't doing anything specific in terms of being one of the boys managers. There's also maes hughes mane that was on Axel's 3D.

>> No.69101091
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>>69101009

>> No.69101122

>>69100838
StarsEN Staff isn't just the direct talent management + director. Could be a manager from StarsJP, could be a new manager for an exisiting talent since their current manager is going to be promoted soon, or just one of mysterious staff like Nekomane and Maes Hughes-san who do other shit that isn't directly managing the talents.

>> No.69101137

>Altare's last baking attempt: cosmic brownies
>it took him 3 hours to make

>> No.69101138

>>69101091
KEK

>> No.69101163

he has the bowl
>the altbowl

>> No.69101202

>>69101091
Please delete this I feel sick

>> No.69101220

>>69100634
It would be hilarious to hear a grown ass man giggle like a schoolgirl, I wanna see that now

>> No.69101247

>>69101091(me)
I would still eat Hakka's jobbed but made with love cookies

>> No.69101261

HACHIMANE IS A LAZY FUCK

>> No.69101302

>>69101261
HEY HE'S TOO BUSY WAITING FOR HIS BOSS TO RETURN

>> No.69101314

what is a hachi

>> No.69101356

>>69101314
a bee

>> No.69101415

wtf did he do to the scale kek

>> No.69101447

He's jobbing already...

>> No.69101455

>broke both scales

>> No.69101498

this nigga can't even measure flour

>> No.69101524

>>69101356
Oh Altare loves bees.
And Hachi is a jobber too...

>> No.69101568

>>69101261
they did the conversions! hachimane is good at math

>> No.69101577

Cute Hachi-mane, I hope they are a 40+ man

>> No.69101595

oh god the lean down into lower frame, DONT DO IT LEADER, WATCH YOUR HEAD

>> No.69101633

>>69101302
No hachi... he's not coming back...

>> No.69101649

Toramane is Fortnite dancing...

>> No.69101707

3 managers in the kitchen to supervise this clueless child

>> No.69101729

oh boy

>> No.69101776

I know the numbers in them aren't Japanese, use your brain you dumb blue idiot

>> No.69101797

>>69101707
They remember what happened with Axel kek

>> No.69101798

i fucking love this dumb 10 year old

>> No.69101835

>>69101649
What a mf does for a crumb of Altussy

>> No.69101894

gee leader how come you get to have THREE manes

>> No.69101905

jobbing of epic proportions is already happening

>> No.69101921

His ears look particularly big here it's distracting me

>> No.69101970

>>69101797
manes all ready to tackle the camera if he gets in frame

>> No.69101995

Altare reminds me of a guy I dated who played dumb and manipulated me into a 4 year relationship that should've ended 6 months in.

>> No.69102015

>>69101921
The more you look at his ears the larger they get

>> No.69102043

the manes are playing with this child

>> No.69102067

"Shikamane, why'd you give me an empty box? Don't give me hand hearts!!"
She truly is just like Jurard sometimes...

>> No.69102129

Every day I wish I was Shikamane more

>> No.69102193

>toramane left the building
>he needed to leave THREE manes in charge including the jutardwrangler

>> No.69102212

toramane left the room to laugh at altare

>> No.69102220

Please... just use the spoon that says 1/2 on it...

>> No.69102235

>>69102220
He can't read the japanese numbers!

>> No.69102309

>too much baking soda
>too much baking powder
its over...

>> No.69102425

>your kind of retarded younger brother attempts to bake while you look on helplessly the stream

>> No.69102450

I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
they're all so hopeless wtf is wrong with zoomers

>> No.69102467

>>69102309
I wonder what happens when you put too much of both in the same batter.
I don't even know why he has to use both at the same time...

>> No.69102496

Haha BUTTer

>> No.69102522

Friendly reminder that Altare was born after 9/11

>> No.69102567

Are there ANY competent bakers in HoloPro?
do not say Vesper

>> No.69102603

>>69102567
Shinri

>> No.69102607

>It's time to DUEL...lingo owl
I laughed, leader. I laughed

>> No.69102608

I see why those brownies took him so long now...

>> No.69102635

>licks butter
>"tastes like butter!"

>> No.69102656

>>69102567
He could cook but he couldn't bake, baking is an exact science. Gramps used to make infinite chilli, its just throwing shit in a pot

>> No.69102697

>>69102635
The pain I felt listening to that...

>> No.69102695

>>69102522
considering he talked about working for a few years after high school I doubt that

>> No.69102726

>>69102567
Ruze managed to bake basic cookies for his decorating stream

>> No.69102773

KEK

>> No.69102814

"I'm not 12 years old, I'm 13 now!!

>> No.69102816

>330g flour
>300g sugar
This does not sound right

>> No.69102820

>>69102603
While I do believe in Shinri to be a competent baker, afaik he doesn't really bake and only worked on the cake decoration part and still had troubles with it because his hands are too hot for the icing

>> No.69102824

kek

>> No.69102830
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69102830

mama is watching over him

>> No.69102859
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69102859

DID YOU GUYS KNOW?

>> No.69102875

lmao Hakka always on point

>> No.69102924

Shikamane is DOWN
I repeat
SHIKAMANE IS DOWN

>> No.69102930

>Tempus is so poor Altare couldn't even afford the right amount of butter
Bros...

>> No.69102957

>shikamane on the floor
one manesan down, two to go

>> No.69103037

this is all a ploy to end the managers huh

>> No.69103059

What is this recipe they're following?

>> No.69103109
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>>69089856
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.69103155

>>69103059
He said something about Haachama

>> No.69103197

im that glass bowl btw

>> No.69103200

>keeps smacking the shit out of a glass bowl
incredible, Altare.

>> No.69103225

"You've been a bad boy"

>> No.69103294

>>69103200
At this point I'm surprised he didn't just smash it on the table to get it out

>> No.69103324
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>>69103225
>>69103200
live toramane reaction

>> No.69103391

He's doing voices for the ingredients like a literal child...

>> No.69103423

>>69102567
Iroha

>> No.69103461

"massage that baby"

>> No.69103491

>>69102567
I am but I haven't debuted yet

>> No.69103565

WATCH THIS

>> No.69103589

That mic suppression is very effective... no chance of hearing the manes

>> No.69103594

ANT NATION RISE UP
ANT NATION RISE UP
ANT NATION RISE UP
MAGMITES = FAGMITES

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>good thing this isn't my place

>> No.69103637

PLEASE JUST MANUALLY MIX IT A BIT FIRST

>> No.69103678

Oh boy

>> No.69103701

>>69103491
well stop being /here/ and go over /there/ and help Altare out

>> No.69103721

>this is harder than taming axel
WDHMBT

>> No.69103724
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69103724

DID YOU GUYS KNOW?

>> No.69103762

>>69103724
>skip ad button
kek

>> No.69103779

>>69103724
SKIP AD

>> No.69103791

does he know he's going to have to pour all the flour in that tiny ass bowl too

>> No.69103799

God, he's so dumb...

>> No.69103800

Does America just not have cooking and home ed classes in schools

>> No.69103811
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69103811

MODS BAN THIS SPAMMER

>> No.69103829

been a while since we had a proper age regression stream from leader

>> No.69103862

>>69103800
no, jamie oliver once tried to set that up and the children couldn't point out and name a carrot on a picture of vegetables

>> No.69103884

Apron time~

>> No.69103903

>>69103829
This is every 20yo man these days

>> No.69103926

>>69103800
nigga he was too busy learning Taekwondo, Cello, and a bunch of other stuff

>> No.69103932

>>69103800
At my school it was an elective, but the teacher just ignored the class all year and the most we ever did was bake basic sugar cookies

>> No.69103934

>>69103701
The managers won't let me after the Flayon incident

>> No.69103942

I need Altare fan art on that RIGHT NOW

>> No.69103977

the managers dressed him up

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>> No.69104012

>>69103800
I never had any

>> No.69104034

>Altare is not well endowed
No...

>> No.69104032

>>69103800
I'm a leaf and my high school did not have home ec
Do you not have parents to teach you how to cook?

>> No.69104048

>>69103800
you need to think of the cartooniest bullshit possible when it comes to america, and you won't be far off

>> No.69104063

altare confirmed flat......regina fans in shambles

>> No.69104070

>the fucking apron doesn't have shoulder straps, just fits the body
What kind of titty monster was that thing made for??

>> No.69104089

btw, altare should've done that with only the butter at first and then added the sugar little by little. Now it's a mess

>> No.69104095

>>69103800
Depends on if the area is poor or not prob lol

>> No.69104114

>>69103811
>>69103998
Altare would cum if he saw this

>> No.69104191

this is a disaster. do they not just have a flat spatula. why is the butter so cold, didnt they take it out before the stream

>> No.69104192
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>>69104089
Ooooh, that does sound easier

>> No.69104235

>>69103800
i just had my parents teach me to boil eggs and cook rice

>> No.69104253

>>69104089
It's fine to do them both at the same time if you a) have a big enough bowl and b) don't keep lifting the mixer out of it while it's on and flinging shit everywhere

>> No.69104286
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>>69104070

>> No.69104296
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COOMER

>> No.69104313

>>69104070
I have never seen an apron like that.
Maybe he just put it on wrong and the manes didn't tell him.

>> No.69104334

what are those beeps

>> No.69104377

>>69104070
Goldbullet

>> No.69104439

Was leader trying to talk over someone?

>> No.69104472

>>69104296
>2 am
Go to sleep anon

>> No.69104493
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69104493

This would be a lot easier if he just mixed them with his hands

>> No.69104499

>>69104334
manes messaging him I guess? apparently they're doing that instead of talking

>> No.69104520

>>69104439
he said there were people outside. he rented a studio.

>> No.69104524

Should he really be overmixing the dough like this? I can't bake either

>> No.69104534

I don't bake, does that look right...

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>>69104472
How am I meant to sleep when lil bro is being a cute retard on stream man

>> No.69104649

>>69104524
It's not even dough yet, it's just sugar and butter he's creaming together

>> No.69104653

>>69104524
It's fine, he's just mixing the butter and sugar at this point

>> No.69104655

You will eat your little brother's cookies no matter how they look or taste, right?

>> No.69104656

Leader's performance anxiety...

>> No.69104690

>Manesans working extra hard because he promised to feed them

>> No.69104715

>>69104524
that's not the dough anon, it's cream butter and sugar

>> No.69104734

>>69104690
...feed them what?

>> No.69104743

>>69104655
Unless I bite in and instantly taste salt

>> No.69104809

>>69104690
cover starving the animal people.... racism...

>> No.69104926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvt85lzpUc

>> No.69104978

>>69104734
his dick

>> No.69105017

>>69104926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

>> No.69105051

>>69104734
gook cum and probably kbbq

>> No.69105091

>Looks that up
Huh, good to know

>> No.69105107

>>69105017
ANON BAD ANON

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>there's a timeline where twomad is a member of stars en

>> No.69105163

>>69104296
wtf am I missing

>> No.69105258

>>69105121
Friendly reminder that Altare fucking killed Twomad

>> No.69105277

>Vanilla is my favourite
Spoken like a true isekai hero...

>> No.69105322

>>69105258
he wasn't even subtle about it

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Why are his ears so big?

>> No.69105467

>>69105163
Altare's just straight up fucking the batter, anon

>> No.69105518

>>69105394
So he can pinpoint (your) location

>> No.69105548

>>69105394
Careful anon. He can hear you when you type that loud

>> No.69105578

>>69105394
Shinri not now please

>> No.69105692

>>69105467
giwtwm

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>>69105163

>> No.69105786

huuuuh bros, I think the butter is melting

>> No.69105791

that's called green leader

>> No.69105805

>the fucking colouring just made it green

>> No.69105830

the age old
>I can add a little more food coloring right?

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>>69105791
It's called blellow

>> No.69106037

mm food coloring flavor

>> No.69106078

Leader that's enough blue....

>> No.69106096

Oh yeah this is just going to get worse here on out

>> No.69106139

"I don't want you to have stained hands"
Shinri...

>> No.69106344

>>69105121
We would be having the final ya alongside niji if that was the case.

>> No.69106510
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69106510

>I want to feel something
Leader...

>> No.69106584

he wrapped the apron around his body like a towel lol

>> No.69106844

that looks weird bros

>> No.69106881

who are all these crazy people in chat telling him to mix it with his actual hands

>> No.69106948

>>69106881
People who want to see him stick his fingers in deep

>> No.69106959

>>69106881
Agents of chaos

>> No.69106967

mane-sans to altare: "Just werk it"

>> No.69106970

>>69106881
cause otherwise it'll take an eternity to mix

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>>69106959
He folded

>> No.69107082

this looks awful
>captcha:RAT2DT

>> No.69107165

This looks like dry Play Doh yummy

>> No.69107172

Maybe at the end it's gonna be fine but he's making it harder than it should be

>> No.69107258

we could've gotten a shot of his head there

>> No.69107448

MORE
BLUE

>> No.69107452

NO MORE FOOD COLORING

>> No.69107459
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keep the good work, leader

>> No.69107531

MORE BLUE MORE BLUE MORE BLUE

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>>69106959
heh..

>> No.69107564
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69107564

a blue raindrop cake would be good for slimes

>> No.69107599

Baker bros, would it be bad to add more blue?

>> No.69107711

>>69107599
it's a cookie, it's gonna look like shit either way once it's baked

>> No.69107720

wtf vote blue yes
you cowards

>> No.69107731

>Altare rigging his own poll again

>> No.69107760

>>69107599
Not really

>> No.69107833

kek hachimane is probably pretty young

>> No.69107835

Why is the lighting so bad compared to Bae's cooking stream?

>> No.69107919
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69107919

84 minutes....

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>>69107833
Well they do only live for a month or two...

>> No.69107979
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69107979

Baking (hehe) btw

>> No.69108008

He slapped me btw

>> No.69108036

>Ok it can't be that bad if I
Leader that's how Hakka's marshmallow abomination came to be

>> No.69108168

>>69107835
Bae's stream is incandescent. At least I can watch Altare without hurting my frail, delicate eyes

>> No.69108195

he almost made a pp cookie like axel's pp cake

>> No.69108328

I have no faith

>> No.69108345

those are too big bro wtf

>> No.69108373

>>69107835
>>69108168
Oh. Is this what Leader was trying to talk over earlier? kek

>> No.69108376
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>> No.69108395

>>69108168
It's more just that the lighting for Altare's stream is coming from a single direction and is causing part of the table to have shadows rather than having even lighting across the studio

>> No.69108405

Those are definitely gonna touch

>> No.69108419

is it gonna be a soft cookie or stone cookie?

>> No.69108492
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Everything will be fiiiine

>> No.69108579

>>69107835
>>69108168
Obviously they're in different studios, but it's likely that Altare is in a B-studio while Bae is in an A-studio. If the old HoloPro facility is still around and wasn't completely absorbed by the new one, Altare might be there. Otherwise, it could just be a studio kitchen rented for the day.

>> No.69108658

>Just playing around with the guts of Altventurers
This sick fuck

>> No.69108679

Is he gonna decorate the cookies

>> No.69108718

>altare ate a glow stick as a kid

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69108752

Baby wipes???????????????????????

>> No.69108773

who the FUCK eats baby wipes don't enable that shit

>> No.69108781

>if you tasted nintendo switch cartridges before it tastes like that
Of course Leader tasted swtich cartridges

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why

>> No.69108813

The secret ingredient to the Altary Patty Formula!!

>> No.69108851

>>69108801
mane sans feeding him a nintendo cartridge

>> No.69108944

ok but what game is that before I choose?

>> No.69109001

>>69108944
ringfit

>> No.69109098

Batsu for free? Happy Valentine's to me

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