/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

someone wanted to know the source for the inanis tentacle rape FWMC inflated manga, I've found it, they appear first on this page
https://twitter.com/mmmmurasb/status/1737946193001648156/photo/4

>>69065160
appreciated, turbofag. I'll check those three later

i love fuwawa

this one

this one

wait, megaanon, you got it on fanbox? patreon is uncensored... should be up on kemono soon at least

i love my wives and cant wait to spend the rest of VT day with them!

fuwamoco would love these two

>>69065671
give it up granblue schizo

>>69065671
maybe if they were naked and one of them was a futa

No, but seriously, please give Mad Dogs something, FWMC. Even if it’s just the full CGs from Christmas.

>>69065630
>patreon is uncensored
you have got to be kidding.... i knew there mustve been a catch kek, fantia was cheaper by like a whole $2 cause of JPY so i got that instead

>>69065747
no

What is is called when love-bombing is never ending?

>>69065747
mad dog is purely for support

>>69065825
bau bau
why is yours so tiny

>>69065825
BAU BAU

I am the strongest ruffian

>>69065747
It would be nice, but they don't want to gate stuff behind a high price tag. Plus If that simple shitpost last thread cause that much unironic menhera, then imagine what it would be like if they ACTUALLY gated stuff?

>>69065864
phoneposting ごめん

>Valentine isn't just for receiving message, you know
>It's main point is to send warm message!
w-what are you even supposed to say in valentine other than professing your love

I honestly don't like the voicepacks. Any voicepack. It feels too much like paying for love or extra special attention. The fact that they first confess love or say the word boyfriend in them and not onstream only adds to that.

>>69065909

>>69065957
didn't ask

>>69065957
i didn't ask

>>69065953
Marriage proposals

>>69065957
>voicepack
>attention
????????

https://twitter.com/nicebakedonion/status/1757012534853615880

didnt know he made another lewd, fuck yeah

>>69065957
nobody asked

>>69065957
>It feels too much like paying for love or extra special attention.
Yeah? What's wrong with that? This is a business first and foremost.

>>69065953
it means they expect you to send them a "super red" message tonight
>>69065957
you should think of the voice packs as just acting

>>69066145
but what should I put in the super red message tho

>>69065957
disagree. The ones who listen to the voice packs paid or otherwise, are the ones who are more likely to genuinely love them. It's the reward for their gachikois.
>>69066145
>you should think of the voice packs as just acting
Their own words make this statement wrong, though. It's not just "acting."

CUM FOR ME RAFFIANS!

>>69065825
>No paw marks
This means nothing to me now

>>69065957
I get what you mean but they were going to do the VPs anyways and they want it to be worth the money.
The on stream confession will feel a lot better since it's live and still directed at (You)

Ok anons who have the rizuna video?

>>69066320
it's on mega??

>>69066267

>>69066252
okay, princess...

>>69065786
A loving relationship

>>69066267
Holy fuck
...

>>69066267

>>69066350
This is the look I'm going for but I'm gonna live in a rural area with my wives and chop down trees for fire wood to keep them warm during the winter.

Do not check likes...

>>69066615
im not checking them.

What’s the point of having a girlfriend, if you can’t fuck them? I can’t have sex with Fuwamoco… The shame of moaning their names and realizing that I’m fucking no one but the air, hurts me so much… Today I’m the happiest but the most miserable at the same time…

>>69066615
I checked them but I'm not going schizo. I know they're going to look at all the cards people made for that one tag even if they don't like them.

>>69065957
They don't need to know you bought them to hear if you liked them or not

>>69066615
AAAAIIIEEEEE

>>69066682
I know I'm menhera but then someone posts shit like this and I realize I'm not that bad.

>>69066615
damn I'm so hungry

On a scale of 1 to 10, how pathetic would it be for me to send a supa telling them that this is the first time I've ever spent Valentines Day with someone I love?

>>69066682
>What’s the point of having a girlfriend, if you can’t fuck them?
Not everything is about sex, you goddamned gorilla

>>69066763
for me, im way too embarrassed to ever admit purchasing or listening to voicepacks on twitter and i think others are the same. i will also not post any valentine thing on twitter, but i might leave a sappy comment on a member VOD.

Mad Dogs checks your YouTube inbox, FuwaMoco sent us something special

>>69066847
10/10 pathetic but they'll like it

https://twitter.com/Buiwuynhchi555/status/1757812869088055376
have YOU been liked by all of advent? it's not hard

>>69066847
About a 6

>>69066847
It would be baused

>>69066345
How the fuck do you enter the mega now?

>>69066615
I expected something that would actually make me menhera, and not a couple nice posts.

>>69066889
>YouTube inbox
What is this, 2012?

>>69066910
No, only them

>>69066910
Always cool to see people that care this much about getting attention

>>69066847
that is unironically what they expect out of their audience kek, honestly its probably their first time too
do it, theyll love it

>>69066682
you have to stay in the fantasy bro... reality would not go the way you want it to, just enjoy what we have now and that they do at least reciprocate our love and know we desire them in more ways than one

>>69066615
I thought one of those was the wall for a second

He made a Mococo version

>>69066937
just mario64 the listed key on rentry and you're golden

>>69066910
That's cringe as fuck
Of course one of the worst ruffians is congratulating him for his "achievement"

>>69067098

>>69067098
UUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOCOCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN

Wuffians vs Raffians
Who wins?

So is Moco-chan the official new title holder of the VSneezer award with her 200 on stream sneezes?

>>69067098
Mococo bearing my puppies

>>69067098
うおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお

Bros... I lost to AZKi...

>>69067381
fucking whore

>>69066682
I don't even need the sex, I just want to be able to support them more, hear what troubles they have. I want to make food for them and help them out when they need it so they can get just a bit more sleep. I want to go out with them on dates to make them smile or even just grocery shopping to buy them the snacks they like. I want to laugh together with them on mundane things, share meals together, share idle time together. I want to tell them how much I love them, how amazing and cute they are while looking into their eyes every day so they'll never feel discouraged or insecure
While they care about us lots, in the end we're just a collective and will never have a strong individual connection with them

>>69067184
>Who wins?
I do

>>69067433
NAH I'D WIN

>>69067423
I constructed this wall

>They get a question on what they like in a partner
>Uhhh we like guys who are nice and have a good personality
Stunning answers, girls.

>>69067423
I'll tell them all of this at the meet and greet.

>>69067599
We saw this coming from a mile away

>>69067599
Not even a bad answer though. Could have been way more milquetoast response

>>69067599
If that’s what you heard, it can’t be helped.

>>69067599
If they were specific, this thread would be hell. A lot of us predicted they'd answer safely.

>>69067599
they wanted to name drop me but was too shy

Stay up til like 8am (it's 7pm now) or sleep in an hour, nap 6 hours or so, wake up before their public valentine's stream?

>>69067599
They said this because they were describing literally me.

>>69067767
Kind of hard to beat their answer. What would be more generic? "A handsome guy who takes me out on dates?"

>>69067852
This but me instead.

>>69067599
>Guys
>Men
>Males
I'll take it. I feel like a lot of Holo's are scared to say that they like men. I get why, but these two little retards are autistic and too committed to their dreams for me to care in the way other autistic faggots do about that.

sex with wuffians!!

>>69067599
am i the only one who thinks they were pretty much just describing the ruffians?

we know how much they value their idol virtues and goals - pretty sure the last thing you'd want to do as an idol is actually describe a romantic partner in detail, you'd just brush it off innocently like "never thought about that thing!"
but while they gave a simple response, the traits they described are accurate to how they view the ruffians, so i feel like they answered in a way to show they do love the ruffians, subtly

or am i too optimistic? either way though i dont think it was a bad response, plus it stops this whole "i need to be fat" thing www just bee urself

>>69067895
>I feel like a lot of Holo's are scared to say that they like men
Most of Advent is open about it. Especially Nerissa.

>>69067895
The only other advent girl I watch is Shiori but she's comically straight

>>69067922
>am i the only one who thinks they were pretty much just describing the ruffians?
Yeah, I said it in chat. It was pretty obvious that they wanted to go for the "someone like the Ruffians" response.

>>69067996
Hope Fuwawa likes hairy legs like Nerissa does, maybe I will get a chance then

>>69068056
we're not good people though

>>69067895
>I feel like a lot of Holo's are scared to say that they like men
Not really, they'll admit they like men. They just won't collab with them, depending on who it is.

>>69068025
I picture Shiori from the little I know about her to be one of those kinds of women who go to anime cons, wear yaoi shit all day, and get autistically excited in male on male shipping panels.
HOLY FUCK I HAVE TO STOP MID POST AND SAY HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM THEY'RE DOING LET ME BE WITH YOU! I'M WATCHING THE VOD RIGHT NOW AND I GOT SO PUMPED

>>69068056
Yeah I hate youtube, Like 1/5 messages make it for me in the mornings. like 1/20 bau baus for ESR

>>69068124
yes we are, they call us good people and think we're good people
they're often proud of us and want us to be happy- what matters is THEY view us as good people
if you don't think you're a good person thats on you and maybe work on that, but fuwamoco thinks you are

>>69068145
let me be with (You)

>>69067599
It was a nice answer and very much in line with who they are. Obviously they aren't going to say "WE LIKE MEN WITH A BMI OVER 40!"

>>69068124
FWMC said they can sniff out bad "Ruffians." If you're still in the chat, especially if you post regularly, they think you're a good Ruffian. A "well trained" Ruffian, even.

>>69067996
Nerissa is aggressively bi but she also has breeding genes in her that she can't deny. Her father was one of 12 children. Her sisters are both married and Malpha has 4 soon to be 5 kids. Her mother and both grandmothers live with her and ask her when she's going to breed every day.

>they think I'll pay for the voice packs
heh, I don't love you *that* much

>>69068025
Shiori's unironically the only girl in HoloEN I can't imagine ever in a yuri context

>>69068341
Wissa sometimes flirts with her

>>69067996
Newissa Wavencwoft goes both ways.

>>69068294
Don't worry, I'll pay for it for you, poorbro.

>>69068438

>>69068383
Shiori usually brushes it off as a joke. She's waiting for her bishi blonde or white hair anime boy to sweep her away

You now notice Fuwawa's strange way of breathing in before she speaks
captcha: AHAG

>>69068438

>Middle of conversation and entertaining
>M: I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY
God I love this little autistic retard so much.

>>69068482
She could've said nothing and it would've been fine

>>69068512
FUCK YOU GOD DAMNIT I HEAR IT RIGHT NOW

>>69068541
Don't call my Mocochan a retard

>>69068541
I love my autist so much

>>69068541
Are.you.talking.to.FUWAWA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I2_LLxZqO0

>>69068482
Always Mococo

>>69068271
>FWMC said they can sniff out bad "Ruffians."
By that they meant that they can check your wallet for credit cards and if you don't have one you're out

>>69068124
They see us that way, though, because they're genuienly sweet and try to see the best in everyone.
>>69067922
I agree with you. I think they were being 100% honest about their tastes, but I also feel like the reason they were being honest is because they genuinely want to push/inspire us to be better people.

>>69068512
>captcha: AHAG
Pero is my white whale...

>>69068698
you
did
it
wrong

>>69068698
What a fucking retard I am, holy shit.

>>69068711
Fuwawa my Gucci and Prada princess...

>>69068711
>By that they meant that they can check your wallet for credit cards and if you don't have one you're out
Never donated once. Always read. They LOVE me.

What is a bad ruffian? So I can avoid becoming one

>>69068869
consider you can get twitter likes and personal replies for trash talking them I have no idea

I really need to get some more personal shit from them. I want to hear about and experience with Fuwawa all of Moco-chan's little quirks, all the goofy shit she does when no one (other than her sister) is watching. Fuck I need more twitter spaces please.

Oh god... all the valentine's day SEX on my For You page... Ogayu... Marine.. AZki.. Aqua.. no no no, be still my right hand.

>>69068869
If you care more about getting their attention and try to force it through projects you do, special submissions or SCs etc. you're a bad fan

>>69068982
You wouldn't cheat on your girlfriend on Valentine's Day of all days, right?

>>69068982
What about Shuba?

69069069

>>69068869
Bad ruffians aren't in the Mad Dog Memberships.
Bad ruffians don't send at least 5 superchats with at least $20 per stream
Bad ruffians miss out on any of their streams or collabs
Bad ruffians don't listen to their covers and songs on repeat
Bad ruffians don't buy their merch at all

>>69068982
It really is too much, every holo is posting cute photos of herself offering me chocolate, they're all doing kissy lovey ASMRs and so on...

>>69069109
>>69069069

>>69069129
>they're all doing kissy lovey ASMRs
Maybe next year?

>>69069109
>1/5
And I'm still loved.

Hey kiddo, it's time for sex

>>69068982
>Ogayu, Aqua
holy shit why isnt that on my page

>>69069129
>every holo is posting cute photos of herself offering me chocolate
Why are you even looking at other holos
Even if it's just curiosity I still can't be bothered enough to go and see what others are doing

>>69069109
Holy shit, I'm literally all of them.

>>69069355
>Three Cherry Boy Loving Idols Set Their Sights on Your Virginity

>>69068869
You can literally anti one of them and still be loved as seen by the Fuzzian retards. Side note, has anyone noticed that both Fuzzians are South Americans who anti Fuwawa?

>>69069410
They are walking up to me and putting chocolate boxes in front of my face while blushing and looking shy

>>69069373
algro-kun

>>69069498
reply to each one respectfully declining

>>69068869
>>69069109
>There are bad ruffians now
>this comes after when Fuwamoco told ruffians to be more acceptable for the new ruffians
Cloudy feelings coming up... again.

>>69069502
Holy onyon

>>69069109
they love poor ruffians more than oil barons because they aren't relatable

>>69069499
Sadly,as a fellow south american, good, more Fuwawa for me

>>69069612
I don't know if it was obvious but I was making a joke

>>69068869
tech issues

Would there have been an issue if Fuwawa admitted to liking fat dudes

>>69068982
>check my For You page
>chloe choco cake
>bae choco
>koyori jerking off MMD
>commission sheet
>fuwamoco fanart
>doki dokidoki's adventure
can I have your timeline instead

This day gives me cloudy feelings.

>>69068869
>What is a bad ruffian?
Me.
>avoid becoming one
Leave this place. The longer you're around me, the more like me you'll become.

>>69069689
Wonder if that faggot will sc again after he got ignored last time
Still not sure if it was because they're done with the gag or because he was addressing just one of them

>>69069708
Probably not. Definitely not here.

>>69069708
She would have been overwhelmingly liked more than Mococo and neither she nor Mococo want that.

>>69069129
>see another holo offering me chocolates
>hide the post, and move on
Simple as that. It's impossible to tempt me away from my wives.

>>69069758
it's because they knew I got excited from being verbally abused

>>69069129
If it makes you feel better, Fuwamoco are 100% going to watch all the lovey dovey Hololive Valentines streams too. So it's not cheating, it's sharing interests with them.

each day I want to interact less and less with ruffians everywhere which is unfortunate since they want me to be friends with you people

>>69069758
it's because mane-chan disapproves it

>>69069946
I feel the same way. They will love you even if you are a loner. So go for it.

>>69069758
he already SC'd after getting ignored

>>69069946
I have not once interacted with other ruffians neither on twitter or youtube and they still read me and liked my tweets

>>69070185
I get shy when someone replies to me when I'm just speaking to the void

>>69069498
>literal anime plot
kino

>>69070262
why are you shy

>>69070042
God imagine her sucking you off while looking up at you maintaining eye contact with those eyes
I want to cum all over that cute face...

>>69070296
I'm not shy I'm MOCOCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69070010
>>69070185
I don't think they'll think less of me for not doing it anymore especially since it's so fucking mentally draining just reading what some of you have to say and it's not like it ever stops

>>69070042
Fine.

>>69070342
But Mococo is shy...

>>69070387
They literally will not.

>>69070387
you get used to it

>>69068869
Insult others on a public platform, attack others and be antagonistic to those who not share your same opinion, calling out others for example the fuzzian and fluffian thing, being unkind in chat, talk shit about other ruffians in public. Basically don’t be a fucking twat… in public… Or pray that they don’t see you lose your mind because there are too many people tweeting at them.

>>69070458
it's been 6 months...

>>69070387
I take nothing said here seriously in the slightest unless it leaks to them. As for Twitter, I don't even interact with any Ruffians even though they have me followed. They post something, I reply. They ask for submissions, I submit. I feel like posting about how much I love them into the void, i post. That's it. They open prechat, I BAU BAU.

>>69070387
You read what other ruffians say? I post my tweet and vod comment and then leave, is there a reason to read what others say?

>>69070489
This is false because there are at least 2 antis and a dozen others who do all that shit and they still get read and loved. For instance the Ruffian feed right now has been full of people saying or reposting drama about the Niji implosion, often with Ruffian oshi marks in their name. And the Fuzzians are still there, despite Fuwamoco specifically calling them out one stream, but they don't watch streams so how could they know.

>>69070037
no he hasn't

Twitter likes stopped giving me dopamine after the first couple so I don't even do anything past retweeting and sometimes replying any longer. Guaranteed attention from SCs is so much better since there is no downside

>>69070603
>They post something, I reply. They ask for submissions, I submit. I feel like posting about how much I love them into the void, i post. That's it. They open prechat, I BAU BAU.

>>69070387
I do not read what other ruffians say, I simply reply with my walls and close the app.

I pulled the trigger and ordered both the Fluffian and Fuzzian plushies. Wish the shipping wasn't more than the plushies themselves, but I love Fuwamoco enough to take the plunge.

>>69068869
do not throw up

Just found out my jacket has this forearm zipper pocket but it's too small to put my phone inside
thought you'd all like to know that

>>69070882
The what plushies?

>>69070882
>Wish the shipping wasn't more than the plushies themselves
Fellow poorfag bro, tenso is your friend

>>69070676
oh you're right it was someone else with a Tech name

>>69070942
how low does it get tho?

>>69070616
>>69070742
I followed a bunch early on so my timeline is filled with them since they never fucking stop posting

>>69070942
>get a tenso
>the plushies ship 4 weeks apart
>pay for shipping three times instead of two

>>69071023
Shit I don't know, it probably varies a lot depending on where you live
But I've had international shipping go from $80-90 to around just $30 when shipped to tenso first and then picking a cheaper courier than the one the holo store has

>>69070882
There are no Fluffians or Fuzzians. Only Ruffians.

>>69070882
>Blue Ruffian and Pink Ruffian plushies.
ftfy

>>69071068
If he waited until now he bought the plushies on the same order, so no way they would arrive at separate days, and if they do due to some fuck up or retardation he can still ask for them to be consolidated in a single package for the international delivery

Sex with Fuwawa

lmao having drastically different music tastes from fuwamoco is interesting
i like their covers and love the karaokes, and white love is my favourite cover ive listened to the most
but when they ask what we'd like them to sing i just draw blanks because like... how do I tell them that
https://youtu.be/SEMVNUItKZc?si=nqP9k-6BF_iUyvhx
shit like this is what i listen to and loop for weeks - i don't really loop fuwamocos music much even though i like it, it's just not what i feel like looping
if they did something like towas "born to be real" though id loop the shit out of that
just a funny thought I had, even though i know anisongs and such they're not really the first thing that come to my mind if you were to ask me what I listen to regularly
fuwamoco love though

>>69071507
They don't like you playing favorites. Sex with BOTH OF THEM

Fuwawa is actually not really sexy, Mococo is the pure extract of fertility.

odds I sleep
evens I sleep

>>69071639
sleep tight, Moco-chan

>>69071619
Someone should SC "you two sound extra fertile today, bau bau!"

>>69071639
gnight

>>69071586
valentine's day double sloppy bj with Fuwamoco

>>69071507
I want to sniff Fuwawa all over her body!!

My POV

>>69072019
hummuna hummuna hummuna

>>69070037
If you're talking about the White Album stream that wasn't him

>>69071794
Yeah for the JP ruffians

>>69072150
for the UK kitties*

>>69072019
>that NTR smile
you enjoy them walking away from you dont you? leaving you for a better man huh?

They should sing 一生女の子宣言

>>69072019
what I like most about this is that there's no breast envy with mococo
they both know they're sexy and tempting the hell out of me

>>69072326
MY DICK

>>69072150
>>69072240
nah just me

>>69072326
I am the better man in that scenario

>>69072352
Mococo's face does make her look slightly unsure of herself, but that has nothing to do with Fuwawa.

>>69072326
>Make up retarded scenario in your head
>Accuse others of being the NTR fag.
Wow, you're a massive faggot.

>>69072468
I want Fuwawa to cheat on me and then force me to clean her pussy

>>69072326
>>69072594
Kill yourself.

>>69072577
ok cuck
explain why are they turning their backs towards you?
obviously there is a better guy waiting infront of them

>>69072577
>Make up retarded scenario in your head
>Accuse others of being the NTR fag.
You've discovered the secret, anon. Now stop replying

fuwamoco dont keep up the kayfabe when they meet off stream with advent right?
like i cant imagine 2 grown women going "bau bau" when in person with other people

I’m so sweaty. My shower is broken. My pits stick.

>>69072766
Watch streams

>>69072766
Fake ruffian

>>69072766
They bau bau'd at Mori while the mic was accidently on, soi yes they do. They probably also sniff each others butts like dogs irl too

>>69072766
They bau bau at dogs in person, and Mococo once bau bau'd at a SC she saw in prechat so loud that Fuwawa heard it in the other room.

>>69072780
mogotyan....

>>69072780
stop trying to seduce fuwa

>>69072780
SNNNNNIIFFFFFF

>>69072780

>>69072941
>and Mococo once bau bau'd at a SC she saw in prechat so loud that Fuwawa heard it in the other room.
That's fucking cute, when was it?

>>69073062
Me giving Mocochan tongue kisses

hugging mococo and telling her she's the cutest, most hardworking, most special girl in the whole world

>>69073268
I wrote this

>>69072019
>>69072326
Now that's hot.

>>69073062

hugging mococo from behind and caressing her pregnant belly. . .

hugging mococo from behind and caressing her chubby belly from eating too many pon-de-rings

boring thread

>>69074054
Needs more NTR posting.

locked in a hot, cramped room with mocochan as she plays ring fit.

megaanon
https://exhentai.org/g/2828278/e8bb2bea35/

Mococo being forcefed nattou until she has noxious mocofarts

>>69074110
I want them to do a NTR route in the VN stream were they cheat on the ruffians with someone from holostars

>>69074299
>with someone from homostars
boring

>>69074202
My princess...

>>69074246
I want Fuwawa to trap me in a gas chamber with Mococo's disgusting natto farts until the mocogases kill me

>>69074331
Don't worry ojisan they'll cheat on you with some young stud

bridal carrying my princess moco into our honeymoon suite. . .

>>69074237
Oh my gosh! Them fighting over the filled condom is so hot.

>>69074237
It doesn't show anything for me...

I want to kiss and lick mogogo tummy forever...

I'm going to manhandle Mococo's fragile body so bad...

>>69074716
>Mococo gives this smile to unknown ojisan but not for (You)

>>69071639
sleep tight Moco-chan

>>69074979
newfag ruffian...

>>69075102
>>69075187
I wrote this

>>69074237
Jesas, those hands.

>>69074237
Nice white page

>getting filtered by sadpanda in 2024
roru

>>69075531
nice bait

>>69075259
Please tell me the secret elder one, I beg you...

I love them more but it's going to be pretty hard for them to top Lamy's Valentine stream

>white page
wait when did it stop being a panda? I haven't checked it the wrong way in so long.

>>69075651
They don't need to "top" anyone's valentines day stream. It's not a competition. If they did nothing but stare at me for two hours, it would be better than everyone else's streams for me.

>>69075624
It's white.

I want them to love me for my body. I want to be physically desired by Fuwawa and for her to tell me she thinks I'm attractive.

>>69075630
make an account on ehentai, accept all cookies, and wait a day

>>69075884
Thank you, you are a good ruffian

>>69075692
Back a few years ago when the site was almost taken down by the anti-lolicons, I think. It was non non biyori for a few months, iirc

>>69074237
thanks, added
also idk if it's shitposting but bros... i get being filtered by mario64 maybe, but sad panda?? really?? this cannot be real ruffians...

>>69067599
You missed the subtext. The first thing they actually said was that they're very silly, and they want a silly guy who can appreciate their silliness. Now consider how Fuwawa consistently calls chat "silly" whenever they get visibly horny

>>69075863
Send a dickpic to fwmc morning as a doggy of the day and Fuwawa will talk about it on stream

>>69075784
>It's not a competition
Correct
>If they did nothing but stare at me for two hours, it would be better than everyone else's streams for me.
And for me it would be worse. That's literally what I said in the first post

>>69076011
Sorry... I'm a zoomer ruffian and I couldn't find any videos shorter that 1 minute explaining how to do it...

>>69074698
as long as they're happy...

>>69076011
sad panda?

>>69076942
you can't be this new, anon...

>>69076106
If I did that Ruffians would see my dick and I'd have homos in my DMs.

>>69077072
Send it as a DM then, don't worry Fuwawa loves that stuff

>>69077285
>implying suzu-chan doesn't screen all of their DMs
You'll be sending your cock to a 60 year old Japanese OL.

>>69077381
Suzu-chan is a lonely woman too, she deserves some love...

>>69077381
Skill issue. Simply make your dog the central focus of the picture and have your dick be on the side, obscured just enough to avoid the notice of mane-chan's aged eyes, but visible enough that Fuwawa notices what's happening live on stream

>>69077381
>they asked suzu-chan to go to comiket and buy FWMCいちゃらぶSEX for them
i can fap to this

>>69077597
Kek

>>69077597
Someone should try this, just make the dick very difficult to see and you are all set

>>69077862
Sorry fluffy, I can't do it right now...

>>69077862
Sorry, fluffy, I JUST finished it to some of the new pictures while listening to 1985.

>>69072019
>still up an hour later
kek

>>69077859
>>69077597
>trying to get them to unknowingly and unwillingly sabotage their own stream and risk their channel.
See, this is an example of bad ruffians.

why is noone talking about the chobit song

>>69078952
Are you gay?
We are about to have Valentine sex with Fuwamoco

>>69076942
the fact that there are people itt who don't know about this makes me weirdly optmistic for /baubau/'s future kek

>>69078871
I'm the best ruffian tho... I'm one of the biggest paypups, 5 times ESR and they read me in chat regularly. I'm just trying to make miss Fuwawa happy, this is what she wants.

>>69078952
I'm still wondering what was the hint that this was the song, I have no idea.

>>69078952
The what...?

Is it just me or have they reposted the valentines post like 10 times already?

>>69078952
I can only fixate on one thing at a time and right now it's the valentines stream

>>69079626
Which one?

ook

I'm ready for tonight bros

>>69080193
>ook
What?

Do you think they really read all the VOD comments? They seem to be a lot more active on Twitter.

The dogs seemed to get along well with milkyqueen, that was cute.

So ok, serious evaluation:
>We're silly, so someone who will appreciate our silliness
Easy, free point to anyone watching that stream
>Ready to be dragged on adventures even when they don't want to be
I guess this is the reminder that a real relationship is different from our current one, that it's not just showing up for the fun times and then fucking off to do whatever you want, they'll rely on you too. That sounds like heaven to me, but I guess it's always good to remind others.
>Someone who enjoys the silly things that we like too
I guess this is the ironic weeb filter. It's not that you need to be knowledgeable about the things they like, they're always happy to introduce you to them, but if you're the kind of person who just pretends to like what they like in chat and then come here to call it garbage, you're on thin ice. Particularly when it comes to music.
>Someone who will understand even if we're a little bit selfish at times too
Woman moments are not as cute when you're not hearing it from a computer screen looking at a cute anime woman, I suppose.
So far, so good, anyone posting pictures of famous actor Ryan Gosling is probably doing just fine. Here's where it gets tricky:
>Personality I think is EVERYTHING. It's everything to us
I have none, zero, nada, no personality whatsoever, I'm the most boring person you'll ever know in your entire life. Not sure if it's even possible to fix. I'm old, can't exactly find who I am, I know who I am, I'm boring.
>We can smell when someone is good or bad
I don't think I'm a bad person, but I wouldn't say I'm particularly good either. I don't know about this one.
So 4/6, with most of those 4 being free points to any ruffian. I don't like my chances, bros.

>>69080254
I'm not at all, already missed the morning show, and I have no idea what to sc.

>>69080343
They read all the comments here, so scrolling through vod comments shouldn't be that difficult.

>>69080376
>4/6
Your chances are better than mine. I'm 2/5.

>>69078952
It's a pretty generic song. I didn't even remember it

>>69080376 (me)
>Someone who respects you, who loves all the little quirks you have, someone you can enjoy spending time with always
That's pretty much my birthday messages to them, I guess I get a pity point here. But it was also a bit of a free point, how many supas telling Fuwawa they love her giggles and her little idiosyncrasies did she get? A hundred? I guess it's not a bad number to be in, considering the starting point is 750k, but still.

>>69080376
This is from the other thread:
the ruffians are their surrogate boyfriends/husbands so i suppose this is their indirect way of complimenting us and telling us we're their ideal partner
>silly
they call us silly all the time
>can appreciate someone whos silly
we often compliment their silly parts both in comments supas etc
>adventurous
we've literally stayed up to ungodly hours just to spend time with them, we've gone along with guerilla streams and sudden change of plans
>a good person
fuwamoco call us good people, and i mean we shower them with love, affection and compliments, thats good
>a good personality
fuwamoco believe we have good personalities, we praise them lots and notice things that go overlooked, we appreciate them for more than the surface

basically gentlemen, if you actively watch their streams in any capacity you are their ideal ruffian, in their eyes at least, maybe not your own eyes