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>On the TV, Nijisanji building is burning
>TV flickers off
>This man turns to you
Anonymous-san, my closest advisor, friend, lover. How do I turn Nijisanji;s loss into our gain?

>> No.69065829

>>69065628
one word "Pomu"

>> No.69065900

>>69065628
Simple: You do nothing and watch kurosanji continue to destroy itself. Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.

>> No.69065937

>>69065628
They should release a transparency document about all the measures they take for the well being of their talents. They need to strike while the iron is hot

>> No.69065966

unterminate mel

>> No.69066006

>>69065628
Unironically re-hire Aloe.

>> No.69066014

>>69065628
Buy it up because that way you don't have any other Japanese crops around

>> No.69066022

>>69065628
Rescue Meloco and add her as the secret new member of ReGloss. Let her join her pizza friends

>> No.69066075

>>69065829
this, unironically. it'll be seen as a power move.
not too sure with the other one but that would like seal the deal if they do get pomu in holo. double down on those faggots at kurosanji.

>> No.69066087

>>69065829
fpbp

>> No.69066173

>>69065628
simply do nothing and watch as the viewers migrate to holostars

>> No.69066230

Bring the Fairy to the main office.

Offer amnesty to the souls of her choice.

Make a new wave with her on the front.

>> No.69066398

>>69066006
I don't think she wants to come back.

>> No.69066420

>>69065628
Do nothing for a while.
And then terminate homostars so this doesn't happen to you.

>> No.69066434

snipe pomu, and maybe rosemi provided she's smart enough to get off the fuckin' boat
allow mumei/ollie/etc to collab with dokibird

>> No.69066512

>>69065628
I would increase Japan's birthrate with Yagoo

>> No.69066555

>>69065628
Bring back Aloe to spite Nijisanji

>> No.69066570

>>69065829
fpbp

Also, take the opportunity as their stock is so low and buy out Pomu IP license. No need to create a new character.

>> No.69066630

>>69065628
>"We raised our talent's wages."

>> No.69066733

>>69065628
Cover is losing from this too. They should focus on showing the good side of idol culture.

>> No.69066745

>>69065829
This but also poach Mito and Noraneko

>> No.69066773
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69066773

>>69065628
PICK UP POMU AND LET THIS TWO REJOICE! SO THAT EVERYONE IN NIJIEN COULD FEEL PAIN AND ENVY! POMU IS NOT THE VICTOM! POMU ONLY WANTED TO BE AN IDOL! AND WANTED TO WORK HARD!

>> No.69066772

Who would she bring?
I honestly just cared about her and Nina, and I also like Elira but I guess thats a bit to hot to touch right now

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69066822

>>69065829
Fpbp

>> No.69066882

>>69066570
I don't think Niji stocks are low enough for that sadly.

>> No.69066924

>>69066772
It's fine if you liked her before she outed herself as a genuine, absolute piece of shit, but if you aren't retarded you won't touch that again.

>> No.69066938

create new advanced training course for management to attend in small waves so as not to disrupt activities
sensibilization exercises for dealing with western women
unabridged viewing of johnny depp's trial with compiled media coverage for insight on effects of public opinion outside corporate japan
+8% salary

>> No.69066967

>>69065628
smile and wave, yagoo, smile and wave

>> No.69067018

>>69065628
>Cut to black title card: “1 week later”
>Scene: Tokyo, Japan. A rainy day with sunshowers. Pomu is seeking shelter after an idol concert, dashing for a nearby bus stop with bags of merch and chekis that she’s desperately trying to keep dry
>A man steps out into the sunlight holding an umbrella large enough for two
>Herro
>I am here to make an offer you can’t refuse

>> No.69067024

>>69065937
That would be suspicious as fuck.
The only thing they can do is have talents talk about how nice things are and hope it gets clipped and goes viral.

>> No.69067071

>>69065829
fpwp anyone who wants Nijisanji's sloppy seconds is disingenuously shitposting

>> No.69067130

>>69065628
"Make the shark stream."

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