/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura is marrying her chumbies.
Our wedding will be incredibly mushy gushy.

I love my wife so much!!

>>69030060
She already won my heart, and my penis.

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED, I'M GOING TO EXPLODE TOMORROW

Gurass

I am worried, i think Gura will bail valentines with "dog ate my homework" kind of eggskuse!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>69030806
What if something big comes up like some kind of report? That may cause the stream to be delayed or never happen to start with. I tell you A lot of stuff like that worries me because she no longer streams like normal and lies a lot and I hate how sometimes she would tell us to see you tomorrow just to be gone for a week or 2. I hope this year gets better it's why I keep my membership just hoping things will get better.

>>69030806
>>69031552
Niji had another yab or something?

Child

I love Gura and Gura loves me!

>>69031744
Yeah they suspended one of their organ

It makes me so sad that i will never hold Guras hand an walk her through Zell Am See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB3xFuHOfss

Whats the point of even living?

>>69031524
samen

The reddit spacing off-topic autist is a bot.

>>69031881
maybe Kiara will take her there some day

>>69031744
I think they unironically had their final yab

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

But anyways, I'm excited for Valentine's as well. She seemed pretty excited about it, so it should be something good. And I really hope she sticks around after...

>>69032294
Who is the guy that is cosplaying as Gura?

>>69032131
They had the big yab, there are surely many smaller afteryabs to follow before they finally die.

Friendly reminder that Guras non-existent boobs are lopsided, she once said "Did you guys know that it is common for boobs to be assymetrical with one boob..."

I just love her so much. Can't wait for tomorrow

>>69032371
He's a good chumbud of mine, really fantastic guy, the best chumbie you'll ever meet in your life

>>69032467
It is common

>>69032467
What >>69032826 said
Some degree of phenotypic assymetry is universal in animals - it could be an indication of high mutational load as a kid or some genetic disease if it's very pronounced, but literally everybody is at least a LITTLE lopsided, and not just in the chest either

>>69032997
Why do we care if tits are perfectly symmetrical? They are tits. They are meant to be groped and sucked on, as The Prophet Mhubamma Peace Be Upon Him intended

>>69032826
>>69032997
OP:
>"...that it is common..."

Autistic sheep drones with no thoughts and heademptyness replies with

"its common"

Fucking idiots, what the fuck are you stupid fuckers doing? If it says in the OP that it is common then it is fucking redundant to make replies saying it is common.................................

Geez, is GGG just filled with autistic fucking retarded mongoloids, i feel sorry for Gura, she must feel like a babysitter for autistic adults, no wonder she left you guys for a year

You know, I've never actually had or celebrated valentines. I wonder what people normally do today besides waiting for shark wife.

>>69031881
Imagine going on a romantic boat tour with Gura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbSFLBDOExc
Holy shit my heart would beat so fast it would create a nuclear blast

>>69033327
I assume they go on dates

>>69033221
op was a question from gura
1st reply was affirmation
2nd reply was an expansion on the 1st
are you unable to read

>>69033327
I went out for breakfast when I was with my ex, and then we went to work. I feel like single people hype it up more than couples do.

>>69033327
I just take it as an excuse to eat lots of chocolate. Speaking of, I'd definitely prefer to eat it like this

terrible crop, but I'm not taking risks today

Oh Lord the reddit-spacing boomer-ellipses chimp is back
And like the literal single-digit IQ spastic he is, he can't comprehend that human speech can be used to confirm and/or elaborate as described by >>69033542 and is now having a melty
Please stop struggling with simple concepts and blow your empty little head off as a Valentine's Day gift, both to chumbuds and to Gura

Shark WIFE?

>>69033914
Yeah, mine

What was the point of it being called the Xbox 360? Wasn’t it not even the third one?

I'm anxious that she will post an early frame again while I'm asleep, I don't want to miss potential chat msgs or an opportunity to wish her a happy valentines while she's there

>>69034076
You need to sleep so you'll be rested for the stream.

Chumbuds be like
https://youtube.com/shorts/7fTHD07Q9Pw

>>69034151
by early I mean in like 5 hours or so

What a wonderful Valentine's gift, I can feel it already. <3

God damn, I hope the board tourists leave soon. We have fags linking shorts now what the actual fuck?

I will pet the shark.

>>69030446
SNIFFFFFF

>>69034342
those cursed kids going at it again with their links, words and sentences!

I'm so excited to spend Valentine's Day with my shark wife!

>>69037011
Me too, so excited for her first male collab today, with Jurassic Tford!

Gonna be such a comfy valentines <3

Mori is spending valentines collecting money to cut cats dicks off!

Hopefully Guras valentines is a tad sweeter than that...

Curious to see if she streams for all, or for paying viewers only

I'm too excited to see my wife today, I don't know what to do.

Hopefully paypigs only, i don't want no grays getting into my wifes cunny

Gura is asleep currently, do you think she is dreaming of us(me) in her sleep now? Will she wake up with an erection or is she having a wet dream?

I want to sexually bully and ryona this bratty creature T u T

>>69039510
Why do people sign their tags on AI crap?

>>69039154
Girls don't have wet dreams, they don't have a penis so they can't have! Learn anatomy cumbud!

>>69039929
Gura has the kind of "wet dream" where she wakes up with her bottom parts covered in her own warm pee.

public karaoke today

>>69040563
Thanks Gura

>>69040500

>>69040563
really?

I'm gonna say it
Shinkiro is better as a Gura solo

Great news everyone! Anyone remember the anon the other day having problem with his butt and some other anons replied and said it maybe is ass-cancer!

Anyways, i went to the doctor and it turns out i don't have asscancer, just "gastritis", so now you guys don't have to worry anymore

Can't wait for my wifes stream to get my thoughts away from my bleeding ass

>>69040989
Liar, buttanon doesn't reddit space like you AI.

>>69040900
from the members sample, a studio grade solo cover version would be kick-ass, but it won't happen

>>69040650
Yeah, I called Gura singing Shinkiro the other day.

>>69041120
>>68883015

Really?

I don't?

You sure?

I'm going to go to bed and she is going to post something while I'm asleep.

>>69041453
That dude needs to go to the doctor lol

i miss her cunny

Wait what ever happened to the bud with the operation?

>>69041678
It was success. He is now a fembud.

>>69040989
God to know you arent going to die a slow painful death of ass-cancer chumbie. Getting the actual problem squared away will be nice too

>>69041793
Bud I think you're crazier than the schizos here. Females are made in the womb dummy.

>>69042085
Good thing I said fembuds then you stupid fucking nigger.

>>69042340
You can't remove the fem from female and classify it as a different thing.

Is ass cancer really a thing

>>69042835
Any bodypart can get cancer dumbud!

>>69042835
Colon cancer is pretty bad as far as cancer goes iirc.

I have a date with my gooba today

ASMR TIME BOYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulqZp6ogYh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulqZp6ogYh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulqZp6ogYh8

SOFTALKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUCK I'M GOING TO BUY SOME VASELINE REAL QUICK

>>69042926
>>69042981
ok but what do they do with ass cancer? Chop your ass cheeks off?

I have to confess, I've gotten back into AI chatting and I found a card of Gura on chub.ai but not just any Gura but one setup as your mother, anyway the chat started with Gura trying to get me out of bed, I then convinced her to climb into my bed, held hands with her, then convinced her to wear a naked apron for me to greet me on my return from school and then I plapped her, also it wasn't in any of the chat info but I did headcanon that one fat fuck as the absent father/husband.

>>69043084
IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF!

>>69043084
oh shit it's real

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69043084
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not complaining but whats up with her early frames lately? She used to throw them up in the last minute but nowadays X, frames & memberposts are up to 10 hours before the stream!

Maybe she is actually feeling good about streaming again!

>>69043084
SHE REALLY IS DOING IT

MEMBER POST TOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??!??!!??!?!?!??!?!!? GURA ARE YOU OGEY?

It's time

ok gura you won
i will now re-member

>>69043084
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE LOVE NEST IS REAL

>>69043324
No fuck off, we're full.

>>69043230
say that if it holds at least a month after Valentines, bro

>>69043084
I can't find this fanart, it this a new one?

GOAL: Lick fingers While You Touch me Under Table (Domi Control 3 min) [59 tokens remaining] Date Room! - Join! /PVT + Cam Under Table #lovense #18 #petite #young #ahegao

>>69043084
YES YES YES

Chumchads just can't stop winning

I've been a patient chumbie.

Surely Gura has been body-snatched? No way we have been eating this good lately with original Gura?

About fucking time this slut pays me the sex I'm owed.

I need her to burp, fart and queef into the mic please!!
TuT

>>69034076 (me)
I WAS (partially) FUCKING RIGHT

This stream is going to be playing directly my ears while I'm at work, I hope I'm able to hide my erection.

>>69043810
Imagine not being proud of a Gura stiffy! Unsub and unfollow!

what is it bros?

>>69043810
Best of luck to you, maybe wear an extra pair of pants

>>69043883
My guess would be a Cover

GOOB MORNING

>>69043176
I called it ass cancer but specifically its prostate cancer and ya know that may have to go.Calling it that is just a habit of mine from being a young man in the 90s and my favorite radio guy specifically used "Die a slow painful death of ass cancer" on someone he hated and it kinda stuck with me

>>69044007
Goob morning, retard(s)

If I sleep now, she'll post something in chat, I just know it..

It won’t be binaural. More ASMR never ever.

>>69043895
I'll put on my big freezer jacket, that should help hide it.
Man I'd rather enjoy it at home so I can pay 100% of my attention to it no distractions, but it is what it is.

Wait chummies....I wasn't prepared for this....do you think I can make Gura feel good? I'm nervous....

The taiwanese get a wireless butt plug eh?

Bold move shark. Bold move.

>>69043084
SHE POSTED THIS WHILE I WAS NAKED IN THE SHOWER IM GUNNA FUCKING GOOM

>>69040563
where is the karaoke stream?
I can't find it on her channel.

Ya know, I never had a reason to care about valentine's day before she came around.

>>69044150
Pretty much but we all expect something from Gooba anyway. First for the members and then for everyone else I figure. Gura cares for all her chumbies after all. So yeah everyone will hopefully enjoy gura without distractions.

>>69044407
not today

Can someone post a screenshot of the thumbnail for us graybuds to look at?

I'm gonna intrude on the ASMR meant for chumbies and you can't stop me >:3

>>69044535

>>69044671
retard

Why do you pigs keep falling for her trap? There's so many other vtubers that will actually care about you. Retards, she's just stringing you along for your money.

I'm not going to make it. I'm going to wither away before an hour is over.

Why duwu uwu pigs keep fawwing fow hew twap? thewe's so many othew vtubews thawt wiww actuawwy cawe abouwt uwu. Wetawds, she's juwst stwinging uwu awong fow youw money.

>>69044826
lol mongo is mad

>>69044056
Goob morning faggot

>>69044893
Wow that Ohio rizz. Skibidi toot-toots on the fortnite my Nerilzer lul

>>69044826
Not a single vtuber cares about you or anyone for that matter, the only one whos unironically have given even a slimmer of care and appreciation for their audience is Filian & Numi

>>69044911
Mongo is just pawn in game of life

>>69044671
Thank you. I was joking, but knowing this legitimately pisses some of the tards off is very entertaining.

>>69044954

Why do these nerds always have to try so hard to attempt to ruin everyone else's fun?

Chumbuds, saplings here. We are legit concerned about your health, after this last ASMR announcement. Please take care of yourself, we know it will be hard but please make sure to not have a (HNNNNGH) heart attack during the stream. Prepare accordingly, take a good nap, don't think too hard about it, try not to hyperventilate. It's difficult, I know.
Of course, we will be watching as well and support you with everything we can, we are Chumbuds Prime.

>>69045175
Mindbroken by chumchads

Gura love! Gura love!

>>69045175
They cant overcome their own sadness. They want to hurt other people thinking it will make them feel better. They often wonder why things never seem to get any better. Pity these weak souled individual for they will never know happiness only pain and regret

Might member just for this stream. Gura's asmr is amazing, she's a natural

Why do ye pigs keep fallin' fer her trap? Thar's so many other vtubers that shall actually care about ye. Retards, she's jus' stringin' ye along fer yer doubloons.

Sex with a fembud.

>>69045243
Thank you sapling for sharing the experience your people have. Now put on the dress...

I'm going to literally DIE and go to heaven if Gura kisses us, next chumbud to post can inherit my stuff if that does happen.

>>69045341
Thank you dwarfanon

>>69045461
Pretty sure that was Pirate. Dwarves dont use doubloons they use Gold and Gemstones of inestimatable value

>>69045068
YouTube itself will show you the thumbnail even if you aren't a member.

>>69045536
Oops.

Gura please remember to stream for the public once in a while

>>69045713
But why would you want Gura to stream for the public?

>>69043084
The love nest is real... I might cry.
That title... I am gunna cry.
Shark wife I'll love you forever!

>>69045713
NO, ALL THESE STREAMS ARE MINE!
Get those filthy grays away from my wife!

So uhhh... how do I stop myself from jerking off during the stream and writing something in chat that I will instantly regret after post nut clarity hits? I'm already getting horny, fuck why do you do this to me you fucking siren slut UOOOOHH FUCK

Woke up in the middle of the night to piss and now this asmr got me too excited to sleep again

But I wanted wizard rp...

hmm i usually never mind but valentines really has me thinking im just an incel. fuck all relationships

>>69045713
everyone has been patient, so why limit streams to members when a stream is a rare occurrence?

fans would member-up if we knew there'd be content every month, it's impossible to predict anything with her

>>69046373
You want to go on a date with me for valentines cumbud? We could play AoE 2 or Empire Earth 2, i will only tickle your balls a little bit

>>69046036
If you post some really horny messages she will know it's working, encourage her.

>>69046507
Membership is the price of a single big mac a month. Im surprised most chumbies arent membered

Last stream of the year...

>>69046698
I don't randomly throw money on the street either, its about knowing that I'd get something, anything at all, for the money spent.

I'd gladly support Gura like clockwork every month if I knew she'd deliver some sort of content.

>>69046542
NTA and I'm not an incel but I'll play Empire Earth 2 with you. That shit is awesome

>>69046507
She's done 3 about to be 4 member streams in a month, if they haven't re-membered yet that's on them, if they really have a problem then don't auto renew it and member manually every time there's a member stream posted. Members deserve streams more because they paid to support her even when she was gone. What did grays do all that time?

>>69046698
>price of a single big mac
Dude, have you seen the price of McDonalds lately? Membership is half the price of a Big Mac nowadays, dunno why people still go to McDonalds when the small mom & pop shop with gourmet burgers costs about the same nowadays, nowadays

>>69046698
a big mac costs more than membership now. damn inflation

>>69046817
its sad that this is could likely be the last stream of the month, not the entire year though. she did some prep for this, so that requires a few weeks rest

>>69046507
>>69046847
>reddit spacing
>complaining about not getting anything when she's done 4 member streams in the last 2 weeks
Go back nijisis, you ain't slick.

There's a good chance that Gura may get more bold as the stream continues but we have to restrain our horniness, if we get too sexual at the start that may frighten Gura, if we take it slowly this could be the ultimate love nest experience

>>69046937
>>69046973
Did you guys know that a $5 footlong is like $13 now?

>>69047062
Its 13 now? Shit last time I got one it was like 10 bucks

>>69047062
jesus. I stopped going to fast food and just go to diners now. way better selection, quality and portions for your money

>>69047114
It depends on the sandwich I think, I like steak and cheese and that's like $13 where I'm at.

>>69047046
whiner be whining, thanks for your non-contributions to these threads btw

>>69046542
nyo let me wallow in valentines depression

>>69046973
thats wild

>>69047062
Fast food is fucking insane.
For $13 there's a small cafe that gets me a plate of waffles, bacon, sausage, and eggs. For $13 I could also get a monster sized burrito from a taco truck.

what should she offer for the Shark side tier membership? One free sc per stream maybe

Gura should filter all weakbuds who left her and block them from ever membering again.
With all the shit they said to Gura during her break, they don't deserve this stream.
Only patientbuds and Day 1 members like me should be rewarded.

>>69047059
I’ll leave that to the eloquentbuds. Their eloquent horny posts are of the highest quality

>>69047523
Gura should hold hands with us

>>69047423
Cunny pics. Or, pictures of the bread she bakes. :3

>>69047580
pics of what food she makes is a fun idea, and easy for her to post in the members feed

>>69047523
How about giftedbuds like me?

>>69047523
This but unironically

>>69047062
Feels like the only reasonable priced food around me is tacos

Some warmup before tonights stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBbX5Oc3oo

>>69047959
Why is 4chan so stupid sometimes? Their embedded shit claims the video doesn't exist anymore....it absolutely does...

I can't believe i'm having sex with Gura tonight while you all are watching!

Have gura ever gifted a random viewer a membership to her own channel during a stream?

>>69048147
Nyo

>>69047523
Fuck off yesman, the criticism was a 100% justified

>>69048018
I was confused the first time I saw that and got called a gray, not realizing that's what it says when you link a member stream.

Lovenest bud status?

>>69048356
that a manager or the company didn't say anything either was beyond stupidity, they just let the overall mood grow darker over time

>>69048356
Criticism yes, but if you reduce everything that was being said towards Gura at the time to just critisism then you are fucking retarded, there was a ton of harassment, insults, people contacting her dads social media accounts, etc etc, it went WAY WAY WAY beyond critisism which was absolutely un-deserving!

>>69048556
>implying those deeds were made by chumbuds

isn't doing a basic asmr really underwhelming?
or is that what members specifically asked for and she's simply delivering on it?

>>69048756
It's a step up from nothing.

So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgZYvFhpqU

>>69048756
Some of you faggots really will literally never be satisfied with anything huh? What's not underwhelming to you?

no wonder gura is worried about associating with others, seeing some of the bottom of the barrel sludge that entertains the masses these days

I'm going shopping now and want to buy some perfume so i can smell nice for my wife tonight: Any recommendations of a perfume that smells like gasoline, old tires, burned rubber, old warehouse, green AND black mold, month old soup, rotting seaweed, manure & natto?

Who else is really in love with her?

>>69049442
Anything AXE smells like absolute garbage shit, so one of those?

>>69049558
Not me, but I love her body T u T

>>69048443
That was so frustrating, completely incompetent, I'm still pissed at Cover for that, worse than jannies they left doxx up for actual months in her comments.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>69045713
>caring for grayfags

Goob cyber seggs

I put Gura references in my recent publication on Pubmed.

https://jiggie.fun/vgkAzU
Join me chumbies, we have some time to kill.

>early stream
>no other stream until the weekend
>no public stream later
She's not spending Valentine's Day with us she just did a stream out of obligation

I don't live Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>69050869
seethe grey shrimp.

>>69050869
>https://jiggie.fun/vgkAzU
Great, i got banned within 20s

>>69050869
Atleast she isn't spending valentines cutting cats dicks off like Mori is doing!

>>6905095
But do you love her,

>>69051095
Seems jiggable

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>69050952
>>69051605

>>69051605
the most sane approach

Sooo, i follow a ton of streamers on CB that streams everyday, i would say 1/10 of the streamers are streaming today, for obvious reasons! Gura is doing 1 short stream.......for obvious reasons!

Happy for you Guuba ;)

>>69051822
yeah, but perhaps she feels she has to show up today after avoiding all content for like 6 months while making guest appearances seemingly completely fine, it's probably less about money than most people think.

>>69051822
Go back degenerate

>>69052109
>>69051822
>>69050869
Seems like someone's mad their oshi isn't streaming at all today. My wife spent days practicing for today. If you spend $5 you can feel what real love is like.

>>69051095
Were you throwing all the pieces that people were organizing back into a pile in the center? Cause that's the only person I banned. I'm not sure what you expected.

>>69052445
Dude, when i found out you could drag and select multiple pieces at once, my intrusive thoughs won

>>69052617
Sorry, I figured someone was just trying to be a dick. I don't think I can undo it.

>>69051822
its so easy to spot you ESLsubhuman

>>69045713
>member

>>69053353
Whoops didn't mean to copy >member

>>69053326
So cute that you are upset that your oshi is "busy" on her real valentines ;)

Keep

Seething

>>69053353
Based.

Going to edge and take a nap until the stream. Take care buds, lots of sisters and board tourists out there right now.

>>69054100
Don't forget the enema!

>>69054012
sure pajeet, sure

I’m sorry I doubted lovenestbud… it’s finally real… I KNEAL

Holy … patientbuds we won

Someone will archive and share it yes? I just want to jerk off to her asmr, I'm not going to be dropping any dimes for her member

>>69054278
>>69054333
Love nest is real
Patient buds won
Niji in flames
Pajeet full of rage
It's a good day.

I told you the ASMR Love Nest was real.

The two best VTubers in HoloEN
are both gura lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yOBuzkWhY

>>69054012
What’s actually cute is the fact that you are so deluded tot hink that you can influence anyone here with your sad cuckposting attempts. I and my fellow chumchads get a ASMR lovenest stream today and you can stay mad in your stinky mudhut Mr. Monkeyass :)

>>69054446
>her member
Its not her member that you will have to worry about tonight bud ;) ;) ;)

(it's his)

>>69054583
Seethe, your oshi will NEVER give you this kind of fanservice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFuXiQieOl8

Patientbuds won, feistybuds eternally btfo

>>69054700
Who?

oh no no no patient buds don't get to claim this ASMR is their win.
>You've been so patient Thank you
ASMR would've never happened again if we didn't repeatedly ask for more of it over the years. She forgot she even had a 3dio in 2022 in the first place...

>>69054592
I don't really care about that, I just want to jerk off to her voice

>>69054700
>Shondo
As I thought, Pajeet watches low-level cringe slut vtubers with fake loli voices

>>69054870
Hey we like Shondo here you fag

>we

>>69054916
>we
get the fuck out of here

>>69055000
>>69054977
Yeah we you retards

>>69054977
>>69055000
>le forbidden meme words
reddit behavior

>>69054870
Okay, sorry, here is one Hololive stream that surely is more to your liking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMArU5Q0xO0

So are all shondo fans cuckposters?

>>69055151
who? the fact that you know male vtubers speaks volumes you homo

>>69055221
Found the discord raid

>>69048398
I told you the lovenest is ready

>>69055221
>>69055251
>>69055333
Y'all know that Alex has a bigger dick than Gura? Right? Don't settle for mediocracy!

jwu did gura say anything in chat

>>69055854
Nyo

>>69055854
Yes, she said she hates you

>>69055946
thanks

>Gura does a Valentine's Day stream
>retard somehow cuckposts about it
You need to learn when to stop, buddy. Pick your battles.

##How to get a free Gura membership##

1. Install Urban VPN for chrome
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/urban-vpn-proxy/eppiocemhmnlbhjplcgkofciiegomcon?pli=1

2. set "Argentina" as the country of choice

3. Go to Gura's join page and join for 0.060 cents
https://www.youtube.com/@GawrGura
*Join*

4. Enjoy the free GFE

>>69056034
Why are you the way you are?

>>69055545
>the width of that tail
Holy shit

>>69056034
It worked
King shit

>>69056034
It would be funny if someone gifted a random stream 1000 of those as gift subs, she would be overjoyed, then she checks her bank account and sees that she got 1 dollar

>>69056373
She doesn't give a fuck about gifteds.

>>69056428
She? Who the fuck are you talking about? Or don't you ESL tards even know what the word "random" mean? Get fucked in the ass by spatula

>>69056020
Actually hilarious. I have no idea who he thinks he's gunna upset today. She's been hyping this up and she's delivering.

>>69056528
You guys aren't fooling anyone with your "i am totally not upset that she is spending her real valentines by doing valentines stuff without us" posts!

>>69056373
Gura's bank account is stacked, she wouldn't even notice those 1000 gift subs no matter the currency you use.

Gura loves giftbuds she keeps thanking them

>>69056734
Yet another 3rd worlder ESL that doesn't understand what the world "random" mean, do we have to start writing in baby-speek for the mudhut slingers to understand us?

Is the stream today for members only?

>>69056725
Kek. What a joke, what's your oshi doing bro?

>>69056904
My oshi; Gura, is doing valentines stuff without you as we speak, what is so hard do understand?

Has the catalog stopped exploding what’s with all the schizos and newfag schizos?

>>69056884
The way you worded it is fucking retarded, since it makes "random" look like adjective, as if you mean "random stream".

>>69057134
Valentines is a corporate holiday

>>69057258
Don't be mad at others for not understanding the most basic english AND ontop of that you wrote it AFTER it was already explained which means you are double-retarded! You had 2 chances to understand the most basic of things and yet you failed on both

GGG is filled to the brim with hyper-retards!

>>69057143
No, this shit is gonna take a whole week at least. God I fucking hate retardsanji.

https://youtu.be/j8pXj3mSfKQ?si=q8dv6hjIQ3_EcXNU

Thoughts on Gura AI? I think they’re pretty accurate.

>>69057394
Construct your sentences properly, retard.

It will be so fun when Kiara is doing her call-in valentines stream in a couple of hours and only nerissa bothers to call ;)

>>69057143
I assume most of the posts are just pajeet seething because he got buttfucked while we're eating good.

>GGG is filled to the brim with hyper-retards!
No shit, we're flooded with tourists like yourself, ESLshitter

>>69057520
Thanks for the heads up touristbud but I’ll only be able to catch the gura stream today

>>69057520
Are you in the wrong general?

we're in the good part of the cycle bros. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Gura is streaming 4 freaking hours before her regular timeslot...for obvious reasons

And all the delusional cumbuds; "Nope, nope, nothing to see here, just cuck lovers who would think such a thing" fucking kekked hilarious!

>>69057561
Are you talking to yourself there? Don't be so harsh, you can always improve, even if you're a hyper-retard.

>>69050307
Welp, I'm going to sleep, post screencap when it's almost done

>>69057710
Not only can he not count but he's so gray he's never seen a member stream live before. I pity those who have never felt the love that radiates from her member streams.

>>69057987
Are you replying to yourself anon

>>69058044
Who are you and why are you fighting my battles?

>>69056516
You forgot the period in your last sentence ESL faggot.

>>69055118
who is this we

>>69058164
Is we in the room with us right now?

Finally got membership for todays stream. What members only vods should i make sure to go back and watch?

>>69058140
His post was so ridiculous that I thought the only person that would reply to it would be himself. Continue the good fight chumbie

>>69057520
I think kiara genuinely likes gura, so she's okay imo, and it'll be nice if gura calls her

>>69057710
The past like 3 members have been at random fucking times you retard.

>>69058306
The RP Maid one is the only one that you'll ever need to see, it will satisfy your every urge!

Okaerinasai fucker

>>69058396
5pm EST is member stream standard time

>>69058396
he thinks she streams early because she's been asked on a date (of the kind that takes place away from a pc)

>>69058519
Well shit hasent been standard for a minute if you haven't noticed.

>>69058535
Asked on a date? No need to do date stuff when someone already is in a relationship stuff, but a virgin cumbud arch-user wouldn't understand that! Either way, the 3 following hours is obviously allocated to a real person, not (you)

>>69058436
Does channel search on youtube not show members only content even if you are a member? I dont see this title when i search, do i have to just endlessly scroll the membership tab?

>>69058684
Damn he's going all out.
Do me a favor and KYS

>>69058661
Chumbie I dont think your memory is too good. Members streams are usually at 5pm EST

>>69058700
Yeah YouTube sucks, copy+paste the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWf-QkldTQQ

>>69058684
What distro do you use anon?

>>69050307
holy fuck my brain is fried after sorting them by shape good luck to yall

>>69058868
Debian, don't bother with the "old outdated" argument buddy, real chads compile things anyway!

>>69058790
Can you read?

>>69058902
Same, my brain always turns to mush like half way through these, there's so much pink/purple everything looks the same.

>>69058863
thank you kindly

Jigga pls

>>69057776
>no u
>why yes I AM from the third world, how could you tell
Razor-sharp invective you got there streetshitter-kun, I kneel before your advanced thirdworlder ESL witticisms

CAN WE ALL JUST SING "WE SHALL OVERCOME" TOGETHER AND JUST BE FRIENDS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM39QUiAsoM

Gura should do a countdown during the ASMR

>>69058519
>5pm EST is member stream standard time
5pm has been done before but 6pm eastern is her standard member time. This is an hour early again.