/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

drr drr drr

Gumis? What's your oshi doing?

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Pippa love~!

I could watch Pippa play jong all day.

Vote or picrel will happen to you.
https://poal.me/ckon77

awa

I love Shiina!

>>68855811

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>68855858
we told you she became veibae

>>68855030
Cuckophile.

Would you still watch your oshi if she became a full flesh twitch whore?

What did she mean by this?

>>68855811

>>68855811
>>68855910

Lumi bail out!

>>68855951
yeah, if she was MY full flesh twitch whore

NO ANTI POSTS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD.

THIS YELLOW WHORE IS NOT TRUSTWORTHY
DO NOT TRUST

Thid 3dpd collab is about as grim as it gets.
I love lumi but i dont think i can stand this. This is too much.

>>68855858
Yellow Veibae.

>>68855951
If her content otherwise didn't change probably.

>>68855951
this is what they look behind the avatar

loombi....she craves the numbers

whats lumi plan here

>>68855927
I'm beginning to think you love her a more than normal amount

I cannot believe Lumi signed up for this shit. What the fuck was she thinking

私はロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

Tenma has done 3 games in a row what the fuck is going on?
Also isn't persona 3 fucked with it's localiser?

>>68855951
Lumi what the fuck are you doing?

Trust the process, Lumi is there to prove that vtubers are better than egirls
idk who invited a guy tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yo-RbNS0c4

>>68855959
Malice

>>68855995
>>68855996
bruh

>>68855951
top middle is a 100% cutie yes yes 10/10 would PLAP PLAP PLAPPITY PLAP

>>68855999
>thid

>>68855961
>>68855961

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>68856020
Say yes to every opportunity!

>>68856019
LYING CHEATING PROSTITUTE

When do I get to see runie again

>>68855951
>Open stream
>Sack of flesh spotted
>Close the stream
No.

>>68856022
whatever gave you that impression?

Lumi's been doing non stop clout chasing collabs for months and you're surprised by this?

I wish Lumi luck in her future career.

>>68855947
NIGGER

Why does Lumi sound like a retard?

>A male feminist
lol

>Male is already trying to get into filian's DMs
LMAO

there’s literally no excuse for this shit my god

Jelly is...

So you're telling me she put the only male with the vtubers? Why is she a phase friend?

>one and a half minute ad on Twitch right as Lumi comes on
FUCK YOUUUUUUU

>male on stream
>3DP whores
Just why?

>>68855951
They all look like they enjoy being chocked when getting fucked.

>>68856155
great post, keep it up

>I'm your favourite....
Favourite what lumi? FAVOURITE WHAT

i will be honest
this filian chick is pretty funny, better than 99% of female comics

lumis mic sounds terrible, at least the fleshies have buttery smooth mics

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 42 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>68856189
If lumi is so bad, why is she winning the wife poll?>>68855898

>>68856250
Whore

>>68856221
>>68855680

>>68855961
These are my favorite ones.

>>68856194
Same thing happened to me

>>68855854
Oh shit it actually worked, I'm not the anon who asked how to make a soundpost but thanks for showing how to do it kind anon because I'm retarded. I just made this as a test. (I was kinda hoping this would fail)

Lumi was a red flag for ages if you're upset by her right now its your own fault

whats preventing the vtubers from googling answers?


>>68856250
shes changed bros....shes self censoring

>>68856250
streamer..

Even if the chuubas win, is it really a victory? Think about it.

Lumi owes me paizuri.

Well femanon, would you peg Tenma?

>asks the most basic, simple question
>answers correctly
>"CHAT WOW SHE'S LITERALLY CRACKED"
what.

Sakana lied this is his soft entry to allowing males in the future

>>68855951
absolutely not
is it weird that i find all of these unattractive? yes even the 2d ones

>>68856281
She's not, wdym?

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time. When she eventually passes after a long, healthy, and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>68856317
I saved your soundpost on my PC.

>>68856069

In all my years of watching Lumi I’ve never felt the level of disgust and distrust towards her that I’m feeling right now.

>>68856270
I want her to do a flip and land on my face

>>68856388
She was. Panko pulled ahead right after that reply.

>>68855951
Ok now this is way too gross for me.

>>68856386
I like the milk trucks on the one with the blonde bangs two tone hair.

>>68856386
The cat girl is kinda cute.

>>68856371
first time watching Filian's stream?

>>68856378
No males allowed until a liker manages to sexually awaken him.

>>68856051
>grandpa
new codename for bf just dropped.

>never trust
I should've listened...

>male collab
>flesh whores
>self censoring
defend this behavior

Lumi why....
Hopefully she has fun at least

Oh inis is streaming. Alright guys, have fun with those whores and lumi.

I HATE Yumu

Already off to a bad start with the cringelord redditor guy. Oxillery seems trashy as fuck too right off the bat.

>>68856461
He is introducing males to each one of his streamers through collabs with filian. You will watch his male gen. You will drink the cock coffee. You will buy buldge mousepads.

Baby birds mentioned on Fillian's stream

>>68856428
Well seems like the problem corrected itself

Does this count as a male collab?

>>68855854
Holy shit this is too cute

>>68856533
I can't
>>68856583
Yes

Mr. Fish, why are you doing this...

I fucking hate this male

you HAVE watched naruto right /pcg/

>he called her Kaneko
lol

Lumi already carrying her shitter team

Before inevitably sinking it for amusement

it was the sexu jutsu

Who is this Kaneko?

>>68855951
Depends on what the content develops into desu

>rie and lumi sucking male vtuber cock
welp

I feel like Lumi is making the thread bad on purpose today as a joke

Kaneko is kinda smart

>>68856634
Really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this one

>>68856635
No sorry I do watch phase but I'm not mexican or black

>>68855858
Don't you mean "who" is she doing?

>>68856462
..she's always like this?

>>68856551
I'm not a Chinese fujo though.

>open Twitter
>Pippa is jonging again
Bruh.
Also which stream is Lumi on I'm not seeing it on Holodex

I love this Panda

LEMON SWEEEEEEEEPPPP

>>68856680
I feel like most of the talents are lately tbf

>>68856732
https://www.twitch.tv/filian

Who is this "ka-neko" hackerman person?

>>68856708
yes, newfag

Hi runie please get back to me with my adoption request my conditions are very lenient and I am willing to meet all if your demands, once you've agreed to take me in as your pet I will remain loyal and assist you in everything, I am learning to massage so wherever you sit I will be on the floor to give you foot rubs and take out the knots and also your slender legs, I will wear whatever uniform you like 24/7 I so I am always pleasing to your eyes and I will wear a bell on my collar so you know where I am, please scratch underneath my chin and call me a good boy at the end of the day

This thread is not better

>when they asked who had degrees lumi was silent
>answers all the questions
wdsmbt

>>68856732
Filbert

>>68856649
that third one has such a resting bitch face lmao

>I support WOMEN and VTUBERS!
Holy CHAD

>3dpd already going muh sexism
fuck off

>>68856680
No she's just becoming an increasingly shit streamer the more time goes on.

>>68856777
why didn't she mention her degree?

>>68856270
Filian LOVE

shiina is perfect walking bj height

>>68856776
BEGONE GREEN ONE BACK TO THE SHADOW REALM (idolcorp)

>>68856777
She just misheard it as niggers

I'm 31cm taller than shiina

>>68856776
I like green Muyu

which e-girl tuber is your favorite?

This guy sound like a fucking groomer

whose idea was it to add the redditor male?

I genuinely can’t imagine being a Gumi right now
>flesh whore + male collab
>thirsting over Kanpainikis on Valentine’s Day instead of doing something special
>suddenly going on a “work trip” for 10 days the day after Valentine’s

>>68856634
Shouldve gotten a brotuber rather then this cringefag.

Yeahh... kick this soiboi out first.

>>68856846
Because it's stupid and fucking.

>>68856770
>The dude doesn't watch filian trash
>Newfag
Learn the meaning of that word fucking retard.

Alright, does anyone want to shill their oshi, I need to replace mine.

>>68856270
filian herself is pretty cute and entertaining, but she needs a good smacking to keep her in check and more quality control on her content.

>>68856583
Male collab with shit servings on the side. It's obvious at this point Phase is intentionally declining into maleshit. We're going full normalfaggot and I hate it.

>>68856879
they're all too ugly to be showing their faces

>>68856846
Throw a round and ditch the male Lumi

>>68856851
Filian is just a twitch plant at this point, especially with how hard she was shilling this shitty platform last time

>>68856926
...

>>68855951
>e-girls versus vtubers
This gimmick is bad and Filian's bare asscheeks should be caned.

>>68856776
Menace
Won

>>68856770
He's posting since january here, probably his first time ever outside holos.

>>68856094
Would you like the opportunity to get stabbed in the face? Remember, you can't say no.

I hope Pippa does a react stream to cringe valentines proposals, that would be so epic!

I AM HYPED FOR LIA TONIGHT

>Lumi is the only one somewhat confident the sphinx has a lion body
Jesus Christ, her team is doomed.

Fillian is definetely phase enemy now

>>68856926
I say I love runie but my oshi is actually a sweet 2view. I'd shill her if this wasn't such a shitpost general

>>68856926
please stay away, whore

>>68856890
please stop…

LET'S GO KA-NEKO

>>68856926

>>68856912
You are also posting like a retard as well as avatarfagging.

>>68856890
>work trip
Sugarbaby roommate needs that cash money.

>>68856708
Yes

>>68856635
God no

>>68857014
You'll have a cool scar and both Lumi and Lina like scars

>>68856976
Miia wants to fuck Lumi so badly lmao

>>68856890
She's finally decided to take that plane to Paris to clam slam the shit out of Saruei, brat has been baiting her for too long and not giving her the collab she wants so she's going to take them by force

>>68856926
Give her a shot.

>>68857036
that overlap though, did they plan it?

I want to stop watching thid trainwreck but i somehow cant close it

This is it. This is what Lumi did all the hard work on her Masters for.

Didn't lumi already do a stream with filian that had a male on it?

>>68857035
I think this makes her more of a phase friend for inflicting this upon gumis.

>>68857083
I'm not even that guy mongoloid. Take your lig whore back with you fucking retard.

Fillian and her consequences have been a disaster for phase connect

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>68857009
>runie debuts on december
>only started posting runie recently
i wonder if these two are related.

>>68857124
Same

LUMI's MOUTH IS MOVING SHE IS EATING ON THE COLLAB LARDMI IMMINENT

>>68857124
How much does she need to get Lumi's mama for absolute synergy?

>>68857126

>>68857164

>>68857035
It's not her fault Lumi's a stupid nigger

>>68857155
This but unironically.

>>68857142
Yes, that guy was cool tho

>>68856776
Coni gyaru is so fucking hot

>>68857164

>>68857164
WAO

Filians zoomtarded internet lingo way of talking is beyond unbearable FR FR

>tfw the trust poster wasn't just some shitpost ritual

>>68857142
yeah, but that one was different because the list of participants didn’t include him to begin with. It was supposed to be an all girls vtuber collab but when one of the girls had to leave early Filian invited Sykkuno randomly

>>68856698
>white millennial gringo or black
that looks more realistic.

>>68857186
Lumi is FAT as FUCK
>>68857190
ABSOLUTE PORKER

>>68855951
No. I would laugh at how her for being painfully average, for having deranged simps in these threads who would literally die for her and for her slathering makeup on her face like a clown to falsely appear hotter than she is.

>Aztecs
LMAO

We are so FUCKING back!

>>68857270
Shut the FRICK up!

>>68857303
I’ve seen this girl with cum on her face

>>68856036
3次元女ほうがいい

>>68857190
>are you having salad?
>no I've got some leftover Thai food in the fridge
>workout wednesday
>well I didn't die once so guess I'm just not working out today
FAT FAT FAT

>>68856635
No, I don't like shounen anime desu, my hero was okay I guess

Wtf Fillian has good taste in games?

why is Lumi the only one who knows shit

>>68856846
Stupid.
Fucking.
Degree.

I was convinced Lumi typed the answer until she gave the Civ 5 explanation and remembered Pachacuti.

I'm sorry lemon woman, I didn't trust...

at least she's winning this dogshit collab?
she's the only one that isn't embarrassingly retarded

I'm so confused, didn't Lumi collab with Max0r? Why would this be a big deal to Gumi's if she's already done this before in a more one on one setting? Hell she technically did one with that twink Asian (Syicuno or something?) during a gang beast collab with all the other vtubers if that's literally all it takes. I have to be missing something here...

Lumi stands out so bad lmao, the only one who is educated in any way

>>68856926
I won't even try to shill mine. Ya love her or hate her

>>68857285
Yeah I'm a Mexican savior of the white race I'll have you know, seig heil pendejo let's go sniff a couch and cuddle while we watch dragon ball gt

>>68855959
I really love how nice she looks dressed li9ke that

>>68857275
>but when one of the girls had to leave early Filian invited Sykkuno randomly
That's vile, I know Lumi doesn't care about male collabs so it's fine but imagine pulling that on a unicorn chuuba.

I thought the phase Vs indies was bad...

>>68857367
shes probably a standard deviation in iq above the next highest iq person on that stream

>>68857349
Yeah, mine.

>>68857183
Don't fuck with me dude.

>>68856976
She's friends with Lumi, how the fuck could she be any better?

>>68856936
More like a good SNACKING!

>>68857351
お前らが死んだ

>>68857275
For the dating show one she did?

>>68857444
>mszdm.jpg
anon..

Lumi is a great vtuber.

>>68857525
no, the party animals collab she did a few months ago

>>68857533
Who? You mean Kaneko?

>>68857491
why are all of Lumi's friends DYKES?

>>68857303
am i missing a joke or is it just really that obvious shes fatherless

>>68857533
One of the GOATs

i want to fuck the three ethots on the top, but i also dont want STDs...

>Pippa
>Tenma
>Rie
>Lumi
Disappointing corpo has become disappointing. It's just exhausting giving a shit at this point and increasingly it seems only Hololive is worth watching. Fuck.

>Shiina said the P word.
It's over.

>>68857491
by becoming a GFE streamer

>>68857444
>jpg

panko anti status?

>>68857457
wtf, how did I post this, I've not even scrolled this far yet

>>68857498
newfagchama...

>>68857637
crying in the corner

>>68857444
>https://files.catbox.moe/6mszdm.jpg
Nice sound.

>>68857590
just watch Lia and Runie and forget about the rest. also, watch jewdol's Roca.

>male started talking
>press mute button

>>68857590
Krampus?

>>68857533
ya she cool sometimes

>>68857637
we have switched over to gumis because of the current stream

watching another stream. why are we freaking out over the lemon wench?

>>68857563
Then we are talking about different things, the one I'm talking about is way way back.

>>68857074

>>68857637
dialating

>>68857303
Who in the fuck is that?

>Groomer tries to earn extra points reciting the pytharogas theorem
>Completely fumbles it
>Lumi of all people corrects him
I have no words

>>68857680
Would

>>68857368
>keeps playing exclusively vrchat
>cant even hold a control in her hands for more than 5 minutes.
that is not physically possible anon

>>68857590
I know this is bait but come on now, let's try to be believable

>>68857691
>We

>>68857637
Baubau chads won.
>>68857705
>Dialating

why are americans so bad at geography?

>>68857164
JANNIES! JANNIES!

>>68857576
The joke is that she's an e-whore and that not having a father who would smack them comes with the territory.

>>68857637
Looking at some Italian girl's facebook.

>>68857533
too much gfe
shes a gosling factory

>>68857666
Satan has pretty good tastes

>>68857724
Dude never had a chance

>>68857772
When you're the best why does anyone else matter?

>>68857637
I'm closing in on his location.

I wonder if Shiina's sister likes asian delicacies, particularly those that start with W,X,Y or Z

>>68857454
>calls herself "a tard"
>IQ two SDs above the average
I expected nothing less from the villain of vtubing.

>>68857074
Has she recovered yet from 5 guys? I used to find her funny but god I didn't know she was that much of a retard.

is that an anime sleeve of generic shonen

>>68857788
This cope is really weak dude.

>>68855951
Oooh thanks for giving me an excuse to blog about this: No I wouldn't.

I very routinely purge male YouTubers who face reveal.
It's presumptuous, it makes the content less structured and it tends to signal a shift in attitude I don't like.
Just unsubscribed from another one just now.

It's different if they always did it but I'm way more likely to watch a facefag male than facefag woman.

Jenny Nicholson gets a pass.

>>68857724
>>68857802
She's corrected him a total of 3 times now.
Fuckin lion.

Huh, actual tough question. Top of my head I can only think either norway or all the islands of the UK added together.

E-girls.....

>>68857724
That was funny, being a pathetic retard is a classic comic route

>>68857569
Clio is a menace she's after Miia and Lumi. She can have Miia, but trying to get in Lumi's pants is stepping on Iori's territory. She's already had her fingers in most of phase and is playing the long game with looms.

One day your discards wont make me contemplate deep throating a knife sister wife~!

male feminist lmao pull up the sex offender registry bros

>>68857666
Lia collabs with males. If Idol got its shit together I'd go there in a heartbeat.

>>68857676
No.

How much do I have to pay Pippa to touch her feet?

just a guess its either norway or russia depending if russia counts

>>68857724
just being a male doesn't make you a groomer

Why doesn't Filian invite Pippa to these things?

>>68855951
maybe pippa, since as a irl sperg she could be funnier seeing her trip over shit and spilling soda on her pc

>>68857900
I propose a threeway.
For diplomatic reasons it's necessary.

>>68857946
You have to literally be Colress.

They fucking cheated

>>68857589
There's these new things called condoms you could try

>>68857946
why do you want pippa to touch her toes?

>>68857996
Being a male vtuber does.

I want to be Shiina's husband.

>>68858034
the vtubers can cheat a lot easier

>>68856801
>>68856758
Thank you kindly.

My family will celebrate when I'm finally dead

Ok I found it, around same time last year she was on a filian stream that involved a male
https://twitter.com/filianIsLost/status/1625990809211310080

>>68857923
How bad was it?

Lia doko? Any Lia?

Nobody /here/ knew it's Norway as well

The poor fleshtuber doesnt have it in her to stand up and say she said it first lmao

these subhumans are genuinely fucking braindead i'm actually mad at how hard they're struggling with these baby questions

No really, how do you avoid cheating in this shit game? This really could use a different format.

>>68857164
thattsa spicey meataballa!!

>>68858001
If she tries that I'm gonna burn this place and lig down for good.

>>68858039
Using a latex male condom or a female condom can greatly reduce, but not entirely eliminate, the risk of HIV and STD transmission. Abstinence is the only method to completely eliminate the possibility of sexual transmission of HIV or STDs.

Wait... Is Lumi live right now? Where is she streaming?

>>68858059
sorry anon I was too fast

>>68857996
male vtubers on the other hand it really is a coin flip

>>68858080
Same

Lumi is really smart.

Becoming Shiina's husband!
Cheating on her with her superior sister!
Filing divorce documents with Shiina!
Shiina!

>>68858097
Speak for yourself

>>68857569
Oli Nina and Lia aren't.

>>68858138
she's on filian's stream

>>68858080
What's wrong hostage? You're doomposting again today.
Bail your ship, sailor.

>Lumi nailed the pope answer
....She's totally cheating isn't she

I don't trust Lumi, there's no way she guessed the pope.

>>68857832
She leans into the 5 guys jokes. Hell when she collabed with Hexa, she made like five 5 guys jokes.

>>68858166
I know your location now

Lumi is definetly cheating.

>>68858012
it's strange but I like it when vtubers look directly at the camera. Like their model facing forward and their eyes looking into yours. Not many do it

>>68857164

>>68858180
Ooooooo thank you anon

>>68858085
ASMR this Thursday

>>68858080
I won't...

>>68857164
WOWZA MAMA MIA

>>68857164
Why are her feet made with LEGOs?

>>68858001
Pippa is too quite and anxious in group collabs.

>>68858224

is lumi cheating

>love Jelly
>apparently she is evil
What the fuck happened bros?

>>68857351

Lumi is GAMING

>>68858224
You have to look at the camera itself to do this, not at the screen. That's why most don't do it.

>>68858293
no

Lumi is carrying so hard.
I can't wait for her to throw at the last second, like the treacherous harlot she is.

>>68857832
She bounced back pretty hard.
I think it helps that Hina is a wine aunt so coming from her it seemed less credulous.

>>68857832
There was nothing to recover from that nothingburger sisterdrama
HOWEVER...
https://files.catbox.moe/y6dwv9.png

>>68858295
can you be less obvious?

>>68858240
why did I read it in her voice...I even read "anon" as "anonymouse"

>>68858293
yeah, with me

>>68858156
Lumi is a STUPID WHORE

>>68858295
the jelly has gone sour

>>68858295
Jelly broke into my house and rode me without my consent.

>>68858217
Whats the 5 guys joke?

>>68858295
Does that surprise you? She associated with Lumi long before she was even in Phase.

LUMI YOU FUCKING STUDIED MUSIC YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

Lumi is good. No wonder /lig/ wants her.

>>68858293
Maybe? Yeah I remember she was playing Minecraft during the family feud thing as well so it wouldn't be too surprising if she was browsing online while doing this shit.

>>68858355
>Le YIIK faec

>>68858407
what a dumb slut

>>68858224

>>68858401

Wait, Apollo is wrong?

>>68858466
No, Fillian is just retarded

>>68857846
WAO

>>68858355
me in the middle

>>68858466
It was correct but Filian is retarded

God I missed Lia I'm so excited to hear my lil sisters voice again

>>68856846
>>68856777
Simple. People would ask her what she got her degree in, which would trigger her vtuber Alzheimer which wouldn't be a good thing to happen during a trivia quiz.

>>68858439
/lig/ can go fuck themselves

>>68858217
Does she still call herself an incel like a retard?

>>68858392
Getting hard is consent.

lumi is actually smart? what the fuck

>>68858355
>Hina yiiking out in the back
big kek

>>68857832
>retard
Not that anon but this is why I watch her, she's a slow little funny creature who I can listen to talking about nothing for hours.

>>68855811
>>68855910
>>68855972
Eimi will stream early today

>>68858133
I mean yeah, but as long as your wrapped and have no recent cuts down there, you're odds are like 90% effective.

>>68858496
Weak comeback. Work on it.

>>68858523
she alrady said it was engineering

>>68858534
She forcefed me viagra.

jelly said i'm her mutually beneficial partner now. later losers