/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I baked this thread on a phone so hopefully it's not fucked

>>68663965
Thank you

>>68664021
I'm also on a phone but seems like a good job

Do you think Kiara would get a kick out of IFA Wartburg or do you think it would fly right over her head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1g

WAWA LOVE

>>68664331
Cutie

>>68664235
I have no idea myself what this is but I feel like this song sounds better than it has any right to be

I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

>>68663965
I Love Kiara

I'm not KFP but I want to have sex with your oshi

>>68664619
Based

>>68664738
Who's your oshi? I wanna see if I can say the same

>>68663965
Wawa feet

For the guy asking about the Kiara mention from the gurame stream, I think they said something about her love of Nutella

>>68665157
It's ___Luna___

>>68666035
Neat

>>68666046
I look forward to the eventual holotalk, friend

>>68666035
https://youtu.be/NuNkFhobZp8?t=10647

>>68666046
Based taste

>>68666046
Very based, Luna was probably my favorite member before Kiara debuted and I'm still fond of her.

Wawa wife

Tell me, where is Wawa? For I much desire to speak with her

>>68667635
A Balrog of Morgoth...

>>68667635
With me

>>68667635
>Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

>>68667722
oh yeah, Kiara watched that old cgpgrey video about the maiar and valar awhile ago right

>>68667722
They're taking the chickens to Isengard

Gn fellas

Kiara Takanashi

>>68667635

>>68671346
Can I get large chicken tender and fries combo with buttermilk ranch and a Coke?

>>68667635
Kiara's inside my walls. I think she's going to kill me bros

kiara
https://nhentai.net/g/495729/

>>68673737
But anon that has literally nothing to do with Kiara

>>68673799
kiara has sensitive niopples

>>68671346
Oh god

been watching Kiara's old VODs to cope and I'm almost happy she's on break because it gave me a chance to see more of her stuff so I can pretend to be more of an oldfag. Watched the whole series of Skyward Sword and Nier Automata, and even some of her older Mario 64 and Minecraft streams. Her mic was pretty rough back in the day but I think she was even a really good streamer back then in spite of some of her technical problems. It seems like she used to do sexual humour a lot more than she does now. I think I'm gonna watch her Sakuna streams next because I love that game. Also I'm glad the meme about her not paying attention to the story in Nier Automata was completely false, she really connected with the story in general even if she wasn't really feeling Ending E.

>>68671346
Two Kotori Burgers with cheese, two hashbrowns, a packet of sweet and sour sauce and a medium Fanta, please.

>>68675037
Watch the sims streams. It has a lot of takamori stuff, but if you can handle that, it's one of the funniest streams I've watched.
>It seems like she used to do sexual humour a lot more than she does now.
I remember right after she abolished buttom left jokes, I noticed she stopped doing lewd jokes for a bit.
But then she started doing them again, so it's all good.

>>68663965
Kiwiwi

>>68663965
wife

>>68671346
cute

>>68671346
She’s changed..

SEX WITH WAWAAAAA

>>68675037
If you didn't see her waiting for Ina stream I highly recommend it. And by that I mean you're going to watch it or your mother's going to die in her sleep tonight.

Didn't get a like again...

>>68677640
The hair style is quite cute

Cheap skeb I requested a while back finally got delivered.

>>68678059
oreo shake my crackship

>>68678059
thanks Billy

>>68678059
nice

>>68677642
I still think it's hilarious that it took her almost 2 hours to start thinking that maybe something really WAS wrong, and if so, she'd feel pretty bad. but that's just our Kiara, always boldly moving forward without thinking

>>68678845
Cute

>>68678725
>hfw I whip out the ol' reliable 4-incher

Wawa so cute

>>68678725
Cuuute

>>68678059
Hot

>>68678059
Imagine the tangents.

>>68681850
Glorious

>>68677640
Nice butt

>>68678059
I hope to see a collab with both eventually

>>68682856
It will happen without a doubt, probably before summer ends. Just give Kiara some time (and maybe ideas) to arrange something.

>>68683179
Soon!

>>68678059
Sexy crackship

Small koikatsu dump
https://files.catbox.moe/4p0teu.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ke8wai.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sw3nt7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/chqs0h.mp4

>>68684538
Nice

>>68684538
how did you get pictures of me and my wife

>>68684630
I made this post

>>68684538
Thanks

>>68663965
>Wawa
lol

>>68685719
Wawa!

>>68686171
rumao
Imagine that! Wawa!

>>68664235
>Do you think Kiara would get a kick out of IFA Wartburg or do you think it would fly right over her head.
I think she would be weirded out by it.

Takanashi Kiwawa a cute

>>68686925
Cuuute

>>68686925
Ame doko...

>>68686967
The curse of being a 5 man group when games are always 4 players

>>68686816
Didn't even think think about that angle, damn

>>68686967
Who do you think is taking the picture, anonchama?

>>68687412
Me, taking a picture of my wife and her wives

>>68687171
What a shame

>>68686816
That's also cute tho

https://twitter.com/rutapiyo/status/1756301271689220442?t=UQLMrHQixC0m2a4lZ7sxww&s=19

>>68688193
Sex with waitresses

>>68688193
Would

Wawawawawwa

>>68688193
She pretty cute

Kiwawa sexo

Why is she refusing to talk to us?

>>68689538
Skill issue, shes talking to me

Damn we look cute
https://twitter.com/JadeA5124/status/1756352533965279544?t=VHHSs9QPT4vZ_6LETWzC5g&s=19

>>68690393
Nice

>>68689538
uhh she's been talking to me this whole time

>still no wawa this weekend
No other fanbase has suffered more than us this past month

>>68690393
Good art

>>68666035
I think I saw someone say Ame mentioned the book club idea

>>68690703
Soon!

Chiara Kotoriyu

Wawa feet anon status?

Wawa toes

>>68691314
"Maybe" soon.

WAWAFEET
WAWAFEET
WAWAFEET
WAWAFEET
WAWAFEET
IWANNALICKWAWAFEET

Never really got foot fetishes, funny response though.

My $10...

>>68692241
Not him, but I am at awe

She unironically does look like a child

>>68693311

>>68693311
a sexy child
NGL she's shorter than I thought

I miss wawa

>>68692901
Some people just find feet attractive, that's all. Realistically the only fetishes that actually make sense are boob, pussy, and hip related ones, since they're all things you're hardwired to find attractive on a woman from day 1, and hips to help with birthing. Feet are dirty, but so are assholes, and people have fetishes for big butts despite the fact that they don't really give any sexual satisfaction in return since butt size has nothing to do with how one would feel on the inside not saying I hate big butts, it's the complete opposite. But both feet and assholes can be clean, and while I don't have a foot or hand fetish, I can appreciate when the two look pleasing and not like they've been neglected for 20 years.

We gotta keep track of whoever paid so they can never forget their cringe

>>68693568
What are you talking about? Fat in women specifically goes to their lower body first such as their legs, thighs, butt, because it gives them an advantage, men were literally coded to be attracted to big butts and thighs from the dawn of men, it's not some recently acquired fetish, that's literally just how it works. You're right about hips though, since wider hips usually means less birth complications, the reason why it's called "childbearing hips".

>>68693682
Dude half of the people here are there on her kofi.

>>68693682
I'll start: (You)

I've been hard since that dropped
Damn it

>>68693682
This reminds me of when she vaguely brought up that her friend talked about the economics of selling feet content

feet janai wawa desu.

>>68693835
>men were literally coded to be attracted to big butts and thighs from the dawn of men
is this true?

>>68693835
Well, he also talked about assholes too.
But yeah, we like big hips

>>68694338
Yeah, it's got something to do with fertility. I'm not a evolutionary psych aka a quack but it's pretty common sense.

>>68693835
I read on the internet that at one point in time, fat women were seen as attractive because it means they are well fed and more likely to be able to feed their child too.

>>68694338
Yes, it's even known that early humans felt the same way. Something about seeing pockets of fat in the thighs on women makes the monkey brain for feral for breeding.

>>68694338
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf

>>68694953
Architects were there since the dawn of our species...

I'm not a footfag but...

>>68694953
It's like they knew...

>>68695141
Same, I felt my dick get hard and was like huh, I'm not even a footfag why are you getting hard all of a sudden?

List of my fetishes Kiara is responsable for:
>Paciefiers
>Diapers
>Pee
>Hands
>Feet

what's next?

Kiara i know ur here ill pay u 10k in cash to meet me at a con and let me cum on your toes. DM me you know who i am. ill transfer 4k first as proof then 6k more after we do it. im not joking and u know ill keep it quiet

>>68696100
Hats

>>68694953
What is especially entertaining is that this particular figurine was found in Austria.

>Anons have been talking about RM shit for the past hour and a half straight
Nice thread, retards.

kiara sex

>>68696409
sex kiara

>>68696347
I mean just look at 'em

>>68696626
still would

Is that why she hasn't been streaming

>>68697693
no

>>68697693
ISP hort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHt5s-dytf4

Wawa plz, instead of seething impotently about your shitty ISP not doing anything, just buy yourself one of those prepaid 50 gb or 100 gb one-time mobile data packets for a few buckaroos as a quick emergency alternative. It should be good enough for at least one or two dozen hours of medium quality streaming uploads and can tide you over for a week or more until your ISP unfucks itself.

>>68698617
I think you're underestimating how much shit the app eats up.

>>68698549
Kiara should have sex with all of them

>>68694338
Apart from humans you can spot this ass fixation even in other hominids

>>68698617
Hey retard, make that suggestion to her on twitter instead of here where she'll never see it. Although she probably already thought of that and there's a reason she isn't doing it.

Kiara?

>>68698642
I've livestreamed from mobile data myself occasionally in the past, so I know for me the rough rule of thumb estimate was around 1 gb of data for 1 hr of video uploaded (medium quality settings, that is 1080p resolution or less, and around 2-3 mbps bitrate). Even with allowing for some additional overhead due to background app shenanigans, it's definetly doable. Sure, you have to make some compromises and configure some stuff and can't do too much resource-intensive shit, but you'd definetly get at least a few hours of easy zatsudan streaming or something out of it.

>>68698617
This is what Kiara gets for not marrying Reine and moving to Indonesia.

>>68696100
>bird girls
>KFC employees
>the color orange
I'm only half shitposting.

I was out buying groceries and thinking about wawawife.

https://twitter.com/amidairasuto/status/1756420061420458005?t=3iahyViQ9jTauOUlvVxYXw&s=19

>>68700923
hot

small wifepost

>>68701370
my cute wife

>>68700561
>>68696100 (me)
oh yeah I also forgot egg laying

>>68701370
not small enough

I'm going to finish Yakuza tonight no matter what.
She's not going to get any of the Kiryu stuff in this game and that makes me a bit sad. He's suffered too much...
Captcha KS0NT

>>68703117
I wonder if she unboxed her treadmill

Since Kiara is a phoenix who has been around for millions of years, was there a chance she was actually around for ww2?

>>68703451
SHE WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS

>>68703451
What if Kiara was a male in her past life. What if she was an American GI who occupied Austria during WW2 and slept with a random village girl who was distraught because she thought her husband died in combat...
What if Kiara is her own great grandfather.

>>68703451
If Kiara was there in ww2 the Germans wouldn't have lost since they would've have an actual Wunderwaffen that is pretty much a unkillable sun god That's if Kiara isn't weirded out by how ruthless humans are and decides to just full on solo the axis and allies. What's more likely is that Kiara hasn't actually been to Earth or in this dimension for that long, maybe like 30 years at most, so she has missed pretty much every major war on Earth.

>>68703735
Would Kiara be able to prevent the fall of the Roman empire?

>>68703701
Hot

>>68702836
I'm not into clowns, and Peagade's art style isn't really for me, but I would have funny sexy times with picrel.

>>68703866
>in another timeline the purikura tangent is about triumphs

>>68703735
This relies on the assumption that she would be Austrian still. Whuch poses the question, is every reincarnation of Kiara Austrian? Even in times where there was no Austria?

>>68703451
being halfway serious, some actual KFP loremasters could probably answer this better, but from what I remember her saying (not that it matters much, since she more or less makes up the changing specifics of the "phoenix" aspect on the spot to whatever suits her in the moment) she doesn't exactly "live forever" as one continuous body. Instead it's more like reincarnation, so she gets born normally, lives a normal lifetime with normal aging etc and then dies a natural death (or gets killed along the way), then gets reborn again later, with little to no knowledge of her past life besides some basic awareness that she's a phoenix etc.
But yeah of course other times she says some different lore that contradicts that, so don't take it to seriously anyway.

>>68703866
Kiara would've been able to prevent the fall of any empire simply due to her being immortal and far stronger than any human army could possibly hope to contend with. And she would almost instantly build up a massive following, since an immortal fire phoenix that is able to wipe out entire armies would be worshipped as a god.
>>68703991
I don't know how her being Austrian works in her lore since she is Austrian in Lore, but Kiara was around for millions of millions of years, before even some of the earliest human ancestors were around, LONG before the concept of Austria was ever a thing.

>>68704158
Based on the time Kiara died after her youtube channel was deleted, it seems like she got over both the hurdles of forgetting knowledge of her previous life, and her teleporting to a different dimension each time she is rebirthed.

>>68703735
>What's more likely is that Kiara hasn't actually been to Earth or in this dimension for that long, maybe like 30 years at most, so she has missed pretty much every major war on Earth.
At first I was about to "Well what about Vietnam, that was in the '70s" you, but then I remember that 30 years ago is only like 1990. I guess she got to see Iraq I (Desert Storm), the graduation of Yugoslavia, and like half of Rocky V.

>>68704310
The dimension stuff seems wishy washy to me, like it happens sometimes like Kiara Alter (maybe? more of a unique case) whereas in stuff like the meteor voice pack she kinda knows she keeps repeating that one life

>>68705157
I wanna poke her tummy

wawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

JFP I'm sorry but I must sex your oshi now

stream?

>>68705447
Have fun fucking JFP's oshi whoever the fuck that is

shiro cards cute

>>68705564
Jakanashi Jiara

>>68705589
based

>>68705564
Funnily enough, JFP was a thing for a while, it was run by a tsundere roleplayer KFP member, but he was not that cringe and he donated more than enough to not come off as a dick like his successors. He's still a faggot for planting the idea of talking shit about Kiara in her chat and when called out just claiming that it's a bit, it's fucking cancer.

>>68705852
Albedo right? Still donates memberships and stuff silently these days

>>68706518
My christmas polaroid wawa...

wawa butthole

>>68706735
Is she caught up on polaroids? I forgor.

>>68705852
Didn't know he was still around. Since I don't hear about jfp anymore I assumed he had left

>>68705564
>>68705852
Not to be confused with JFT, Raden's fanbase, btw.

>>68707527
Nope, she was planning on catching up with christmas polaroids before break but we know how that ended

a cute

>>68705852
He was nice and was just playing up the antagonistic relationship that the Janitor from scrubs had you bitter faggot. The only two other tsunderes are evans who also donates and gushes her and Wanwan who is simply just Australian so it's in his nature to be a bit of a cunt with your mates.

>>68708986
Why do we have so many tsundere KFP? Where's the imouto KFP? Would nerrisa be the onee-san KFP?

>>68696121
im serious Kiara ill do it. test me. ill pay for ur next vacation too. nobody will ever know just reply to my dms

>>68709441
Nerissa*

>>68708234
cuuuuute

>>68709441
>omouto
Female KFP are too rabid to be cute little sisters. The closest you'll get are a few of the artist.

>accepting any deal where the counterparty puts less than 50% up front
Kiara is too smart for that samefagger, but try her tax lady instead. That sounds like just the kind of bargain she'd go for.
And in my head-canon, that anon ends up paying double because of an unforeseeable math fuck-up kek

Love wawa

>>68709450
Post pics if succesful or sell them you greedy kike

>>68709450
Not now Reine

>>68710721
cute

>>68710721
How old is this. Cute wawaaaaaaa. I miss her

>>68712180
2022, I think?

2 more days, anons.

>>68712661
>2 more days, anons.
Until she "maybe" will be able to stream, anon. No confirmation, and I hate that there's a chance she's going to not only have extended her break by a full week, but also miss valentines day. I just hope that she does come back on the 13th, because she's probably only going to have one full week of streaming before traveling to Japan towards the end of the next week

>>68712661
Soon!

>>68712661
Assuming everything goes well on Monday.
Kinda feel for her. Would be happy if she opened up a waiting room while doing a twitter space or something. That being said though, I'm lowkey a bit warry, she hasn't been herself since announcing her return. A bit more distant. She might just be tired from yelling at some poor sap working customer service for her ISP but ehh. A lot of Holos sound pretty tired right now. I hope everything is fine.

Facts
The best Kiara sound posts are "I'm the master of drama" and "I would be so lost without you guys"

>>68713778
this but the ones where she sounds like she's getting fucked

>>68713652
She seems fine to me, tweeting about pepito, her dinner and random shit she discovered like bardcore kpop. The only other tweet showed us how much work she has to get back to and that she'd be quietly watching us while doing it so yea

>>68713778
Counterpoint:

>>68713999
based

>>68713823
>where she sounds like she's getting fucked
post it

>>68713999
For being gone for over 3 weeks I kinda expected something that would go in the "I love kfp" collage but IDK. Like I said, she might just be annoyed but the tweets you mentioned also feel a bit distant to kfp themselves. Just a few likes, no replies and a couple rts of the art tag going back a week or so.

>>68714328
She's probably busy catching up with homework and meetings she's missed while on break

>>68714265

>>68714577
Yeah, that's not unlikely. She sounded really piss over her ISP and January and Febuarary are pretty bad months for most content creators who rely on youtube but I felt a bit cold. I did like the bardcore meme though. Would be neat if she takes inspiration from that to do a wacky karaoke sometimes in the future.

I miss my cute, dorky, but totally not gfe wawa.

>>68714328
>>68715107
Kiara's stressed and pissed off, also she's technically back but she won't really be back until she can stream again. Now isn't the right time for a love bomb. That comes later.

>>68713132
No...

>>68704158
I mean the reincarnation thing plus her personality and lifestyle is one of the reasons the Hitler joke is more then just “oh my god she’s Austrian”considering how much Kiara cares about popularity I’ve always thought Kiara secretly plays into the joke just to get numbers sadly

>>68722264
I want her twin tails to be usable on her other outfits.

>>68731032
why is this so cute?

Imagine this but Kiara

>>68736793
Has she seen KLK

A series of experiments conducted by CERN have concluded that Takanashi Kiara is made up of 62.975% orange, 27.375% cute, 9% dork, and .65% loose hydrogen ions, per mole.

>>68734829
Fuck

I want to lick her toes

https://twitter.com/CrManzana/status/1756521060801839192?t=UkpwahxQPeLn4ZfGuuVYpg&s=19

>>68741620
If you want a colored sketch like this she has 2 slots available btw
https://twitter.com/CrManzana/status/1756452599388062021?t=BlhVgGaUoQALAoCHV83jyQ&s=19

sometimes i think back to when i was in highschool and worked at a fast food place and fucked my manager and i like to imagine that it was kiara instead

Kfp, not like this... these past few weeks... she's been..
https://twitter.com/ginga_elyka/status/1756477317365551298

>>68742317

>>68742317
No...

>>68742317
>Flips
Honestly hate every single one of them in the fanbase. Every single PHtuber is insufferable and obnoxious. Every fan excuses depressed nousagi and is a facebook fag.

>>68742924
I'm flip and I hate my kind...

>>68743820
>I hate my kind...
Based flipCHAD. I hereby declare you an honorary white.

>>68734829
There is no way that third pic is real official art. She was supposed to be thick but that's out of this world.

>>68745170
self-hating, just like us whites...

The final hours are the hardest

>>68730458
I wanna hug my motherwife!

What happened to the Kiara Nendo btw?

https://twitter.com/CrManzana/status/1756585513375482091?t=pSNNzO_b0WW-cqiyJDV_EQ&s=19

>>68746851
that chicken? me

>>68746472
they're still figuring out how to make a nendroid have a big ass

Mimir

>>68751235
Nice among us hat dude.

>>68714846
no sound

>>68745369
2 more days...
At minimum

Wawa

>>68753534
Yeah, mine

>>68755184
That was hot

>>68755184
What I would do for 2 clones of Kiara...

>chances that Kiara watched Goesgu's "mini-concert" on afreecaTV?
>chances that Kiara will tune into Taylor Swift's All-American Super Happy Handegg time later?

>>68757388
>chances that Kiara watched Goesgu's "mini-concert" on afreecaTV?
Small chance if Kiara see a tweet for it while it's happening
>chances that Kiara will tune into Taylor Swift's All-American Super Happy Handegg time later?
Almost zero for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urOtTBtY7Ww

>>68758215
good one