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I adore Kronii

KRONII GAYYYYYYY

Kronii love
Kronies in concentration camps

>>68553028
I do have trouble concentrating...

>New professor is Japanese
>Thick accent
>Sounds exactly like A-Chan
my dick will not survive the semester

>>68552678
you're next

>>68553985

im amazed these two and anya get anything done in collabs since their first instincts are to mess with other people

>>68552678
goofy ass sweater
does she think she looks hot? lol

Stream tonight maybe?

>>68557256
no
stfu

next week Kronii

>>68557566
nope
japan

cute Kronii

>>68558618
next week Japan

Behead all Kronies

>>68562362

I will be the next Japan schizo. Holofes is soon.

shes in

shes out

>>68552548
I am quite sad Kronii never got a digital clock display model.

cant wait for valentine

This general really has fallen.

>>68563472
just like your mother down the fucking stairs dipshit

>>68563384
she will be extra salty this year

>>68563524
We have weird schizos who complain about IRyS and not Selen or whoever her new persona is.

>>68563673
Niggerfaggot there are always people to tell the nijishill to go rope themselves and one faggot who's been doing a cringy stick about cheebs and IRyStocrats for fucking months
Why won't you go back?

>>68563813
I do in fact want to go back to /∞/ in 2021. Those were good times.

>>68564000
That era died after Kronii collabed with homos.
Get used to this brave new world.

>>68563472
>>68563673
>>68564000
>>68564065
>least obvious thread shitters
rope yourselves faggots

>>68564065
Things fell off way before that with jesse 3 and the blogposting pchan.

>>68564000
>>68564065
>autistic cunts stuck on the past longing for a past thread in this shithole

kronies don't deserve anything

Really niggas? trying to loop some old irrelevant shit nobody cares about

>>68564403
I deserve Kronii's pov during collabs.

>>68564462
She had one yesterday
What you deserve is a bullet through your skull you fag because you're not being slick with your thread shitting

>>68564530
I want Kronii POV

>>68564130
I'm genuinely out of the loop, what are the advent creatures I've been seeing lately called?

>>68564462
>>68564564
No one cares about what you want nigger not even your parents.
>>68564595
No idea.

>>68564530
I know, I watched it. But I deserve Kronii's pov for all collabs where having a pov is useful/significant.

>>68564623
You don't deserve shit except maybe a good beating
Surely one day you'll stop being a faggot hiding in 4chan to cry, take your tiny shriveled both and take your grievances to her? surely you're not a little pussy ass faggot anon? are you?

>>68564130
who drew this sexy cheeb

>>68564000
I'm not fond of those days.

One of the people here is kronii trying to downplay her expectations for streaming.

>>68564623
Given how hard you shit yourself over a non POV stream in a week full of 7 hours solo stream you don't deserve anything.

>>68564743
Nah I don't deserve a beating.

>>68562362
How do you even beheld a kronie?

>>68563673
You have that totally reversed, is that you off topic schizo?
Not that you deserve anything you demand.

>>68564799
You didn't like the era of takeshis?

>>68564856
Yes you do, i'd even piss on your wounds to make it hurt more
>>68564895
Kill yourself already nijinig

>>68564743
Surely one day you'll get some new phrases or lines

>>68564962
>Everyone I don't like is a nijinig
Is that you sister?

>>68564970
Surely one day your father will come back from getting that pack of cig you fatherless cunt.

yet again discorfags proving to be a fucking blight
good night kronies have fun with those disgusting niggers

>>68565107
As I said

>>68564895
You mean to say those who complain about Selen are the schizos, not the ones who complain about IRyS? Fuck off.

>>68565239
They're all schizos, and so are you.
You can fuck off back to global.

>>68565323
Huh so IRyS and Selen are the same?
You can fuck off back to global, schizo.

>>68564929
The only good thing about that era were the fanfics, I had some good laughs with those.

>>68565445
>n-n-no u...
Go back

>>68564784
A anon from the draw thread

>>68565506
>Fuck off.
>You can fuck off back to global.
>n-n-no u...
>Go back
You should take your own advice.

>>68565486
The fanfic about Kronii ruminating about pee was pretty amusing.

>>68565570
Those are your orders, looks like you're too stupid to follow them.

Can you two snowflakes stop discussing, talk about Kronii. Particularly her solid, small boybutt.

>>68565754
>n-n-no u...

$5 says the one having the melty right now is the dumbfuck who keeps posting not-Selen

>>68565806
>He can't even be original.

>>68565757
post a picture of it please

>>68565866
>He can't even be original.

>>68565903
Here, look, it's so small

I'm just going to post IRyS and Selen just because it makes schizos like you so happy.

>>68565959

>>68566046
Seriously tough, School Days is shit

>>68566096
I thought it wasn't too bad. It's the kind of show that's fun to watch with friends to enjoy their reaction and to shit on it together.

>>68565855
>meltyschizo

>>68566338
Who even uses the term melty?

Nice thread

>>68566289
With which fun bad anime could Kronii retaliate? Interspecies Reviewers?

>>68566578
I blame Name for the state of the thread.

One Hour!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9mKs6WuBKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9mKs6WuBKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9mKs6WuBKk

>>68566658
Probably Ghost Stories

>>68566658
I'm still mad the dub got cancelled, they actually had decent casting.

I don't know if called a bad anime, but Keijo. I think she mentioned it before even (or maybe it was a kronie in chat)

>>68566658
I think anything sexual will make Kronii more uncomfortable than IRyS. I don't go out of my way to watch bad anime so I can't really think of one off the top of my head.

Hey I can think of a bad anime Kronii would make someone watch

>>68566874
Keijo is good just from playing up the ridiculousness completely straight

ALSO ACTIVITY

>>68567297
Butt walking should be a rl thing.

>>68567297
Is this the show where they parody gilgamesh's gates of babylon with booties of babylon?

>>68566665
Why

>>68567552
Yes

And the character who does it is pretty much a Mumei expy design-wise

>More boob art retweets

>>68567576
Where is the thread comfort woman when we need her? We need to vent our frustrations into her.

>>68567673
Pruderonie must have killed himself ages ago

>>68567607
Yeah, that anime went places

>>68567673
Well, it's hard not to retweet big tits when they are 80% of your design.

>>68567607
>every girl with brown hair and a ponytail is Mumei

Wait, Kronii would absolutely be the type to get someone to cringe-watch something like Blood+ just so she could get their reactions to scenes like the bunny blender.

>>68567713
Yes

>Kronii cringe-watching Mysterious Girl X with Gura

>>68568287
>something awakens in her after watching so much drool

>>68568287

>>68568423
Okay, now your trying too hard

>>68567713
You disgusted her

>>68567713
we don't deserve her

>>68568350
I think that was the author motivation. Didn't work for me.

God I'm so crazy about TimeRyS. I love them so much. I hope for many more TimeRyS moments to come.
TimeRyS duet PLEASE

Stream doko? She finished her deadlines

>>68569111
i want
ride on time collabs

Is this too sexy for /∞/?

>>68569733
fat fuck

>>68569699
Ride on Time collabs are also great. But it seems Gura is gone most of the time.

Where's Krono?

>>68570056
At the bottom of a lake

>>68570533

>>68570709
That model was so good, such a shame

>>68570055
Gura is starting to fade from my memory again...

lion king snes when

>>68571418
You want her to kill herself on stream?

>>68570816
It was, but Pikame wanted to move on from it, it's why she had the Isakai model done.

>>68571505

youre right my bad

metroid prime when

>>68571880
No, she will skip scans, it'll activate my autism and I'll get banned from chat for 'backseating' because of that.

kronies :(

>>68572277
watching moom and chama

I miss Kronii :(

If this was Kronii, she would have been able to walk Haachama through her audio issues half an hour ago

>>68573101
Wouldn't that be pretty insulting to a Gen 1 senpai?

>>68573383
Only if you're Japanese and don't understand the concept of help

>>68573383
Didn't Haachama say Kronii helped her with something in a later stream or am I misremembering

i miss kronii

KRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>68574289
Yeah you’re remembering right

Kronii helped her out and taught her a few things through screen sharing

>>68576747
i read that as Ela

>>68577184
>Haachama-senpai you need to download this thing called teamviewer

Is that outlast trials stream worth watching? I was too busy to tune in.

>>68578108
Personally yes because Kronii. But, adding to that, the progress Ela and Anya made under Leaderonii teaching them the game was satisfying to see

>>68578108
Yes

Kronii did a good job teaching them the mechanics of the game while Kaela got overly competitive with the arm-wrestling in-between rounds while screaming like a banshee during them while Anya did stuffs.

Die kronies.

>>68581424

I'm not a Kronster or whatever you fags call yourselves but I'd dump gallons of my cum inside of Kronii's womb. That is all. Goodbye.

>>68581778
>Kronster

>>68581662
chu

>>68582489

will Kronii come back next week?

>>68584549
It depends on if Kroma and her deadlines are kind to her

>>68584818
Kronii is busy under Kroma's desk right now. Very important deadline to meet.

>>68585907
Fatass

Promise Love!

>>68590361
I want more Promise collabs...

>>68590361
>>68590541
L4D2 collab doko...

Do you guys think she'll do a handsign for her birthday this year? Now that Ame did one for her bday, our girl's the only one remaining who hasn't done it yet.
I feel bad I won't be able to tune in to celebrate with her and all of you, but I decided to give up vtubers for Lent this year, so you'll have to give her my best for me. I'll be sure to watch the VOD after Easter.

>>68590729
Deadlines killed most of Promise’ ability to stream….

>>68590744
Who knows honestly. Handsigned seems to be a very difficult and time consuming thing to do so consider how the other girls talk about it so we’ll just have to wait and see

Look, sleeping kronies

>>68591515

>>68591515
They aren't sleeping, they're dead

>>68591771

Who's in here love TimeRyS?

>>68593922
Absolute kino ship

>>68593922
Yeah

MAGICO MI DUBI DUBI BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>68594805

>See me after class

>>68596724
Watame, don't look.

>>68594885
Needs Korone.

>>68595338
Bae told her the wrong answer.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1755934276225495414

>>68600112
TimeDuo my beloved

>>68598668
Seems like lots of art recently has her with a lip ring.

>>68601631
All Daaku as far as I saw.

>>68601631
It's one faggot kek

>Korean subtitles getting added to hologra episodes

Kronii's native language...

>>68602039
It would funny if Cover pushes Kronii as korean , as she doesn't use her origin as a selling point at all.

>>68602884
would be funny if they tried to pair Ina, Kronii, and Kanade into a group while being vague on them being Korean

>>68603851
>‘We aren't racist, we swear it wasn't on purpose’
>Group is called ‘Comfort’

>>68603960
Cute cheebs

>>68604132
Look at that fat fuck irystocrat

>>68603834
>>68604849
Are you trying to summon a collab cover?

>>68602039
Holo keeps raising the flag they are starting a HoloKR branch.

>>68605045
It would be the right time after that thing that happened with Twitch and Korea

>>68605098
>>68605045
Any time would be the right time. They have an absurd amount of fans in Korea for some reason.

True korean

>>68605322
She's part japanese you retard

>>68604156
I bet she eats nothing but ham

>>68605347
Your history rep
Every korean has japanese blood in them

>>68605463
I'll make sure her children have white blood in them

>>68605463
And you the black neighbor in yours

Kronii please speak Korean

>>68605322
She is like a fourth korean, she has a lot of mixed races on her blood

Mixed races gayte+cheeb

>>68605322

isnt she 1/4th japanese

>>68605838
True korean ALWAYS have japanese blood in them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNjDE5NTvg

>>68606311
Jesus fuck has it really almost been 2 years

>>68590744
If she does, it's a sign she wants money since she's the only one in promise not to do handsigned merch for anything.

>>68606528
That's literally the MO for anyone who does hand-signed merch, you fucknuckle. She probably would have done them last year were it not for her having to kibosh her joining the other Council girls on the initial leg of the Holofes prep trip because of the unfortunate business with Timecat.

>>68606311
TimeDuo my beloved

>>68606528
Well that'd be good, because I want to give her money (in a way that youtube doesn't get any) and voice packs really don't do it for me.

>>68606869
>literally
As opposed to figuratively?

>>68606911
He's saying they all want money. They're not a charity.

>>68606954
I was making fun of him using the word wrong. Also if Kronii was really intent on making money, she'd do more voice acting stuff and take time to shill her existing merch while selecting merch that people actually want like she did for her first birthday.
Her current record shows she's indifferent at best.
And she has odd interest in not wanting her fans fighting amongst themselves, ignoring the fact she only focuses on certain remembers in chat, so she probably sees limited merch as something that divides the community between the haves and have nots.

>>68607310
Oh fuck off, no one wanks themselves off because they got a handwritten signature vs a duplicated version.

Not gonna lie, I'd go nuts on limited merch.

>>68607635
People do but that's a stupid reason to not have them

>>68607635
>no one wanks themselves off because they got a handwritten signature vs a duplicated version.

>>68552548
I wish they would always stream as beegsmols

>>68607310
>if Kronii was really intent on making money, she'd do more voice acting stuff

Anon, Kronii DOES a lot of voice acting stuff already if you bothered to check how she's put out the most voice packs out of all the Promise girls.

nah kronies would 100% do that

>>68607850
Beegsmol or Ministry this april fools?

>>68607888
>Voice packs
>That she never shills
You see the problem here?

>>68607914
>Ministry
What would the Promise like name for Ministry be?
Covenant?

>>68607944
It's almost as if voice packs aren't time-gated and always available for purchase vs. birthday merch which has a narrow window where stuff can be ordered.

>>68608004
Binding Agreement

>>68608220
>Voice Packs aren't time gated

>>68608004
Vow

The real reason Kronii didn't do limited merch last year is because she didn't want her first limited signature to be associated with the box.

>>68608665
Yes they aren't. If you're going to try and pull a gotcha, at least do your research so you don't look like a dope considering you can still get her Valentines pack from last year and her system voices from her first birthday; the only things that get time-gated on those are the physical goods for obvious reasons.

>>68608962
>the only things that get time-gated on those are the physical goods
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_swimsuitdatevoice?variant=44005224153308

>>68609206
As someone who has a bunch of voice packs from JP members as well as all of Kronii's releases to date, that one in particular is the odd duck out.

>>68609586
Don't move the goalposts, voice packs can and have been time gated.

>>68608931
Based clock

Wtb

Kronii Daki 2.0
Mousepad / Deskpad
Subtle branding Kronii shirt / clothes
Kronie wall clock
Kronii figure

>>68609760
Fine, they largely aren't time-gated minus a couple of exceptions here and there, or a single exception in Kronii's case so far.

>>68610067
>Kronii Daki 2.0
>Mousepad / Deskpad
>Kronii figure
Would buy all of those in a heartbeat

>>68608931
>Square
>Not a rectangle to fit a foot long
Jared must be rolling in his cell

I ended up getting Outer Wilds after watching Kronii playing it and finished the base game and I can see how people can be insufferable when it comes to backseating in this game but I can see why she was so eager to share it with us; fun experience.

>>68610074
Which is why Kronii would shill if she was concerned with maximizing the money she made.

I'm partially convinced it's a former debbie complaining about her not shilling enough when all they know is shilling

>>68610867
What the fuck is a debbie

Where is she

>>68611710
Somewhere in Canada

She's on the move!

>>68612305
>Not We Gotta Power

>>68612507
You already told me this.
I didn't care the first time.
I don't care now.

>>68612586
>First time posting this because the artist ripped off DBZ
>Check archive to see what you're talking about
>Global post
Go back

>>68612669

Kronii, I'd like a stream tonight please.

TIA

>>68613148

kronii ouro stream next week, source it was revealed to me in a dream

>>68613673

New outfit WHEN

>>68613804

>>68601698
I think it's cute how she's like his little OC

>>68613804
the new outfit budget went to Myth, they'll probably get another set soon.

>>68614146
How is that cute?

>>68614207
Well, Ame's spacesuit was worth it then

>>68614341
It's more pitiable than cute in the sense of he think the occasion rt means he has an actual chance.

It's been 2 years since I first thought this and I still want Kronii to sing this in karaoke. It fits her melancholy aura and breathy lounge singer voice perfectly.

https://youtu.be/IA_ubhYgjAc

>>68606311
It's funny how just from the fact that it's them I can instantly tell what moment this is, cause they've only collabed like twice ever

>>68614766
>Half a year has passed
>Kronii still hasn't done a 1 on 1 collab with any of Advent.
It's weird at this point.

>>68615660

Maybe she'll autism-out with shiori over fire emblem

>>68615660
She hates Advent because she knows they're better than her. She also hates Fuwamoco because they represent idol culture, which keeps her away from male collabs.

>>68615660
Just accept she hates them

>>68615750
Engage really was a massive filter among EN streamers. Looking through HoloDex, only Kiara and one Indie managed to finished it.

>>68615865
I will not.

>>68615660
She's not the only one guilty of that as much as you pretend to ignore that little tidbit.

>>68616376
>Whatabout-
Fuck off with your deflecting.

>>68612305
Never 4get

How many times is this guy gonna reply to himself?

>>68616878
Ignore & report

>>68616878
Conservative guess is at least 3 more times.

>>68616800
Kiara is forever based. Kronii only based half or less of the time.

Kronii's incredible when drunk, however. I want more drunken Diablo 4 beef jerky gobbling zatsudans.

I wonder if this still works

>>68615785
dont reply to yourself

Kronies have no mouths but they sure can bite

>>68615785
Oh, it's that "Ruffian" from /baubau/ who has a schizoid episode whenever Kronii gets brought up.

>>68617257
I didn't, retard.

>>68617356
The tourist Ruffian... Whenever Kronii gets brought up... In a Kronii thread?

I know people shit on Kronies a lot but you guys should be 1. less fucking snippy and ill-mannered and 2. less paranoid schizophrenic.

>"people"
Oh that's a funny one

>>68606311
So this is our Kronii content for today...

>>68617792
I dunno what the fuck you mean by that. But just to clarify, Kronii made it clear a long time ago she doesn't want gachis or unicorns in her fanbase being parasocial. So I'm not being parasocial. As a viewer, she's open to the same criticism as any random twitch thot would be, for example. And that doesn't make me a troll or anti or whatever, either.

retard can't resist exposing how retarded he is

Hold on, let me get my popcorn, but do go on.

>>68618126

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

>>68614766
and sufjan stevens....

>>68617984
It's Friday anon. It's usually her day off.

>>68617356
Look up what schizoid means pls and ty

>>68619268
To be fair I am *literally* a schizoid and it does fit the sour individuals of these vtuber fandoms much better symptom wise than actual schizophrenia.

So I assume you're calling him out for saying schizoid but meaning schizophrenic, but he's accidentally more accurate saying schizoid.

Enough arguing, it's time you all remember the words of the J-Man.

>>68619541
amen

>>68619674
Still funny Kronii never used his art for any thumbnails.

do we only hate kronii?

>>68619756
True. Meanwhile Daaku stays winning.

>>68619770
i only hate kronies

>>68619770
I like Kronii

>>68619770
No other names come to mind when I try to think of other Holo girls that I hate-hate. So yes.

>>68619868
Imagine your one schtick is sucking off an artist let alone a deadbeat one.

But Kronii already does that to him

>>68619770
love-hate

>>68620724
What? I'm just talking about random artfags, like you.

>>68618501
Just replace "corn cob" with londoner and that would fit the loser right now.

So do you guys think dune 2 is going to be good? for me it was the weakest part of the book but I liked the 1st movie

I love Kronii

Let this garbage thread die

>>68623634
No
bump

>>68623634
chu~

>>68622618
Dune Kronii watchalong when?

>>68623664
We already hit bump limit anonchama
>>68623634
It's going to as soon as some retard makes more bait threads on the catalog

>>68623004
I don't.

I did. I don't anymore.

Remember, this advice works on Kronies too.

I wouldn't mind "eating" a Femronii

>>68624385
the last one left

>>68624385
There are no girls here.

>>68624465
>>68624431
I can still dream

Cannibalism is acceptable for kronies