/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love nasa!

why did you bake we were free

>>68409170

I love Lumi very much, that's all

>>68409142
That ass, holy

>>68409199
hime is being very entertaining today

There's nothing wrong with spending hundreds on virtual boyfriends.

I need Hime lewds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNR61yueeBU

I love blue woman!!!

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hime is LIVE, wearing a bell collar and drinking out of a dog bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bEwjCc4Qc

Hime was really like:
>my content quality is dropping, I should have a mental breakdown and wear a dog collar on stream to generate interest
and then actually did it
Pippa should emulate

awa

>>68409142
I want to bite Iori's ass.

Love you Pippa, hope you have a good night.

>>68409300

>>68409142
>thread disappeared in a matter of seconds
W-What happened?

>>68409406
It happens on occasion, you get used to it.

>>68409335
Pippa only wears the collar when I fuck her

>>68409335
>Spoiler
Sybian stream is still on the table.

phase girl for this feel?

And this is our daughter's room. She's quite the "vtuber"

I happened

>>68409406
I had a good idea for a catalog thread

>>68409406
nijisisters are in shambles and are spamming threads

>>68409435
All of them.

>>68409406
Board very active because the niji bitch.

>>68409335
Pippa wouldn't wear a collar.

Does anyone have a penis I can suckle on?

>>68409406
Catalog is melting down, page 10 doesn't last very long
>>68409142
Deersex WITH the mouse voice

>>68409406
its a category 5 shitstorm outside our bunker

>>68409495
>He doesn't know

>>68409471
yeah fuck enna

Rei's mom sitting in the living room crying

>>68409535
You stop that.

>>68409555
I would. Hate sex is the best kind of sex.

> blushes like a bottom
fuck, blushing is going to make me more uncomfortable than normal now

I like mentally ill women but I don’t like Hime or Pippa.
What does that make me?

>>68409513
How cute are you

>>68409495
Lol

She's finally graduating, we won

>>68409513
Go away femanon.

>>68409610
>Rei

>>68409672
Gey

>>68409719
Don't give me hope man...

>>68409719
Who

>>68409672
Homosexual

>>68409672

>>68409672
Smart

>>68409426
It happened a couple times already, even.
>>68409444
>>68409458
>>68409471
>>68409518
>>68409520
>its a category 5 shitstorm outside our bunker
Oh. Nevermind then.

Would you eat M&Ms out of Pippa's freshly washed anus?

>>68409518
>Catalog is melting down
what’s going on I am too afraid to venture out there

Oh so we all like Hime now...

>>68409672
Pippa isn't really that bad desu

>>68409946
Well pcg loves BL so obviously they like Hime's stream

>>68409940
Lumi got another one

>>68409946
This stream is kind of good, for now.

>>68409940
https://streamable.com/26fzn3

>>68410029
I don’t think so this time

>>68409946
entertaining streamers are...good?
wow!

>>68410070
>chink doing chink things
boring

>>68409946
Nah.

>>68410070
>She said this in a member's stream
What a fucking BITCH
Holy shit

>>68410070
I'm glad Lisa didn't join, that would have been bad

>>68410070
Is this why her boyfriend jumped off the ship last week?

There's the anal mention

>>68410070
wdsmbt? no but really what did she mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/live/fx6BXte53Ws

>>68410288
>I think even if I killed someone, you guys would still support me, which you know I appreciate.
I think we know what she's getting at.

>>68410288
tldr? Don't go and look out for answers on what happened to Selen, aka, "I'm the one that did this to her so son't go around looking OK~"

>>68410070
Who? What? Huh?

>>68410422
Finally a good fucking stream.

>>68410165
Actual DSP behavior
Do we have to call her fans “dents” now?

is Rie breedable?

>>68409142
woah, deerotic

>>68410422
>jong
dropped

>>68410070
Is she trying to take all the heat herself

>>68410422
A not dogshit link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx6BXte53Ws

It was Enna who tried to make Selen kill herself

>>68410070
god her voice is atrocious

>>68410505
Close.

>>68410486
What's DSP mean?

which phase talent would have unironically killed a person irl

>>68410615
DarkSydePhil
This is very DarkSydePhil style content

rrats on panko's current situation?

>>68410640
Lumi

>>68410640
Pippa has definitely murdered at least one person

>>68410651
me in panko
end of rrat

>>68410651
pregante

>>68410651
Eating bread

>>68410652
>would
did.

>>68410640
Pippa. And I would still support her.

>>68410640
Me.

>>68410615
Short for DarkSydePhil. A well known lolcow and a shitty narcissistic human being.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. PICO-CHAN IS LIVE.

>>68410651
watching me.
watching you.
watching me.
watching you

>>68410705
Will again.

>>68410555
Froot is still the worst vtubing villain tho (they're both Lumi's puppets)

Panko is the hairiest member of Phase

>>68410651
Anxiety hort On vacation with me

>>68410735
Pico-chan deserves 10 trillion subs.

>>68410651
cooka da pizza

Aiii!!!

>>68410651
Okay, I might get banned for this, but Panko's fans deserve to know the truth. Panko is one of the greatest Mahjong players alive.
I used to frequent Mahjong parlors in Japan. Out there, there exists a legend: the Italian Dragon. You know her as Panko. As the legend goes, she enters Mahjong Parlors followed by a man carrying a briefcase containing solid gold Jong tiles. She approaches the table farthest from the door, and, just by looking, picks out the weakest player. She puts her hand on his shoulder and says, "Your game's done." I saw it once. It was terrifying. She discards tiles with such confidence and force, you can feel the ground shake. By South 1 Panko was dominating, and the entire parlor was watching. "Double Riichi," Panko said confidently. The other players folded, but it was too late. "Tsumo!" Panko yelled, slamming the winning tile down. "Double Riichi, Menzenchin Tsumohou, Ippatsu, Chiitoitsu, Honitsu, Ura Dora, Dora. Kazoe yakuman." Black flames burst from her eyes as she said, "Kore wa, Kami-sama no Mahjong desu!" Her three opponents all clutched their hearts and died. "We're done here," Panko said as she left the table while her men gathered the gold tiles.

>>68409170
NOW (Literally right now)
Chisaka Airi (LIVE | Infinite Craft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnp8x_wMWM
Himemiya Rie (LIVE | Date with Death)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bEwjCc4Qc
Gram Pico (LIVE | Jong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx6BXte53Ws

SOON
Kokoromo Memory (2h | Poppy Playtime)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxj7t0nqjZA
Erina Makina (3h | Infinite Craft)
https://www.youtube.com/@ErinaMakina/streams

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (6h | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktrL8oXSLaY
Kannagi Loki (7h | Something / Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (LIVE | Yakuza)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHTvMu1GY-8

Girls without a current schedule:
Saya

>>68410671
>>68410704
Pippa wouldn’t hurt a fly

>>68410880
why else does she have a laser sight

>>68410880

Consider.

>>68410817
TAKE
YOUR
MEDS

>>68410753
Wouldn't this mean that Lumi and Enna are Froot's puppets?

>>68410651
She is at her 'grandma' ;).

the chinese canadian vtubers of phase connect should go visit and cheer selen up.

>>68410880
>Needs a laser pointer on her gun
More like she can't aim worth a shit.

how wet is hime’s chair right now? would you lick it?

>>68410906
So she can kill dogs apparently

>>68410912
Cheer up little guy

>>68410288
see
>>68402685
and the rest of that thread for a debriefing

>>68410939
>She is at her 'grandma'

What's the lore behind Phase Connect coffee? Why is it such a meme?

>>68410930
would be naive of her to show her true colors so early

>click on Pico stream
>got flashbanged
cool

>>68410957
Yes sexually

>>68410912
Consider
https://files.catbox.moe/nwa90e.mp4

>>68410734
He curates meaningful cahntent for his small audience, you dunderheaded moron!!

>>68411004
It's pretty much what it looks like. They sell talent themed coffee and it got memed.

>>68411004
It tastes like rancid acidic shit

>>68410801

Pico is perfect.

>>68410978
I'm happy, I just cut my foot open a minute ago and I didn't make any peebas to express physical pain.

>>68411053
>rancid
>acidic
What kind of fucking coffee are you drinking?

>>68411081
may I ask why you cut your foot open?

Pico-chan got the cute loli girl already.

>>68411124
But at what cost?

>>68410985
;)

it's 4am again

Thread needs more Lia tbqh

>>68411122
I knocked a plate off the counter with my elbow earlier and stepped on a shard I missed.

>>68411121
The pippa one?

>>68411014
Don't get me wrong, I do think she's a cold bitch. She doesn't seem like the kind of person to really go that far though.

those kisses
all for me. i'm grimmy.

>>68411160
20 rolls and a cup of cocoa

Those crazy girl kisses, all for me

>>68410957
mumei already did it, it was really sweet

>>68411214
Why does everyone say this? Its just Kenyan coffee, its good.

phase friend Ito Kyohei is in Pico's stream

>>68411203
Push the shard deeper into your flesh until you hit bone

>>68411033
I still don't get Genshin but seeing her sperg out over it is pretty cute.

phase girl for this feel?

Pippa is literally my girlfriend.

pico needs a pop filter badly

>>68411004
apparently sakana has a friend who has a coffee shop/roaster and realized he could make a mutually beneficial arrangement by selling it at a markup as vtuber merch
surprisingly worked

>>68411326
>reddit

>>68411326
Memory

>>68411004
Sakana's friend left the finance industry and opened a coffee shop and now Phase basically acts as an online store front.

>>68411301
But anon I'm busy watching Airi.

>>68411326
>reddit

>>68411336
weird, I don't remember posting this

>>68411326
Would posting the Pippa edit have been too easy?

>>68411326
>reddit

>>68411336
Huh, when did I post this?

>>68411326
Me

Pico’s too fucking cute bros, I’m gonna cry…

>>68411376
>>68411404
>>68411449
shut the fuck up and answer the question please

>>68411457
>>68411406
You didn't, I did

>>68411557
>t me

>>68411553
>imgflip

Hey Rie I think it'd be really cool if you were happy. Just tell yourself your demons aren't real and they just disappear.

>>68411553
Why don't you ask on r/PhaseConnect

>>68411553
>imgflip

>>68411553
Ifunny next?

>>68410610
???

hime hate hime graduate

phase girl for this feel?

>>68411666
Calm down Satan, she might be a menhara whore but this is going too far…

Rie has probably had sex with her brother

>>68410640
eber

>>68411699
Literally Pippa

>>68411553
phase girl for this feel? posts are so low quality, low effort posts, they are not even worth answering

Some nyagger just got a fucking rinshan nomi

>>68411699
femanon

>>68411699
Pippa

>>68411639

>>68411699
Pippa.

>>68411639
ok now clip her drinking the water

>>68411591
>>68411610
>>68411617
>>68411649
i swear to god i will fucking kill you if you don’t stop

>>68411699
Pipkin Pippa.

Sakana's california warehouse is like 10 min from me wtf

>>68411788
>736x736

>>68411788
>

>>68411788
>Anonymous

>>68411788
Go back to X Formerly Twitter.

>>68411788
>jpg

>>68411326
Clearly that's (you), Eimi

>>68411788
Stop rapebaiting, I need to have my wits about me today

>>68410880
you must be new she got into a lot of fights in school

phase girl for this feel?

>>68411800
>The thread now knows you live within 10 mins of the warehouse. And worse, you live in Cali.

>>68407759
>>68407856
>>68408149
I wasn't aware of these tbdesu. Not sure how I did, but here we are. Watching them now.
>>68407697
Yes

>>68411927
Airi.

>>68411927

>>68411326
Why couldn't you stick a face on her? Are you that lazy...

>>68411912
>Using a shield on DS3
What a fucking retard.

Himes stream was wild fun, I'm so glad I didnt miss it desu

>>68411927
phase enemy bao

Jerrotic

uoh

>>68411927
Pippa.

>>68411912
catbox?

>>68411920
Did she start the fights or was she forced into them and needed to defend herself?

>>68411942
>Yes
At least you’re self aware enough to admit it.

Does anyone else start to get a headache when listening to 3 or more women speak?

>>68411788
dank name generator memes my dude

>>68411821
>>68411844
>>68411855
>>68411866
>>68411881
>>68411911
>>68411912
i am fucking done go fuck yourself

>>68411927

>>68412039
not spoon feeding you newfag do your reps

>>68412039
probably started but she'll say she defended herself from being called names or something stupid

>>68412079
>94 KB

>>68411800
It was meant to be anon

>>68412051
>Does anyone else start to get a headache when listening to 3
No 1 is enough.

>>68412051
Sounds like a natural protection mechanism against danger(women)

>>68411699
Why did you post an image of pippa?

>>68412079
>750x692

>>68411699
Runie 's mom

>>68412035
Of what?
>>68412079
You fucking whore.

>>68412079
>mass reply
>spam
>facebook meme

>>68411326
>>68411553
>>68411788
>>68412079
All RIe

>>68412079
>google yandex iqdb wait

>>68412051
>3 or more women
姦しい

>>68412079
Good luck, I heard Done has AIDS

This nyagger is crazy

>>68411920
She didn't, she got beat up a lot, she only thinks they were fights. Like she expects us to believe she vomited on a guy's chair in revenge.

>>68412079
Should have posted tits. You'd be a thread darling by now.
>02/07/24(Wed)01:29:07

pico is getting slapped around

>>68412264
is she good at jong or are you guys bullying her

>>68412326
She's in a bronze room

>>68410070
I hope Jelly gets the selen treatment next

>>68412368
This but Panko and unironically.

>>68412368
this but for Dizzy (she's gross and old)

>>68409946
This is how I feel about her.

>>68412368
WTF is your problem?

>>68412368
this But for

>>68412441

>>68412368
this but for seething femanon

>>68412441
>>68412463
You guys really shouldn't do this. Please stop.

>>68412368
My ceo

>>68412547
Nice try femanon

30,000 antiposters dead.

>>68412369
Why did Truck-kun do it bros....

>>68412515
>Get bullied
>Get bullied
>Get bullied

>I hope Jelly gets the Selen treatment ne-
>This but Pank-
>this but for Diz-

Bully invaders

>>68412717

>>68412762
Pic related but with Panko on the ground.

>>68412762
This but Dizzy

>>68412762
is he okay?

REMINDER

>>68412872
She seriously wasn't even the slightest bit upset?

>>68412872
Post THAT image.

Airi is having too much fun, she needs to be put into wage cage again.

Thread was better when Hime streamed therefore it means that all bad posts are made by her.

>>68412764
Does Dizzy REALLY?

>>68409946
lol no

>>68412988
I don't have doremu's toilet loomi saved sowwy

>>68413014
Who?

>>68412950
She posted more cope messages offstream and coped more on stream. Was pretty funny.

>>68413048
yeah

with Pippa

>>68413014
>burgers sleep
>thread better
wow!

>>68413079
Then I'll have all your lemons, cur!

>>68413153
NO, they're MINE!

>>68409946
Hate and love are two sides of the same coin.

>>68413106
>SEA hours
>saying this
Little monkey...

>>68413246
post hands

>>68413106
>burgers wake up at midnight
?

>>68413106

>>68413288
You first Jakarta's chimp.

>>68412480
I feel like Rie makes anons just as menhera as she is

>>68412872
Only thing this shows is that Lumi doesn't have any pathetic simps in her audience.

>>68413447
besides Xalabussy.

>>68413447

nini pcg, I must sleep in case Loki streams in the morning

>>68413510
Goodnight.

>>68413510
She has a schedule nigga

Majsoul Friends Room 69533(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69533

>>68413415
It's infectious what can I say. Being mentally stable is boring compared to the rollercoaster of being constantly on the edge of another breakdown.

>>68413611
>East

>>68413447
She already is very affluent

>>68413549
there's no waiting room you fucking moron

>>68413447
I'm a lumi simp but I still wouldn't pay anything for a fucking cardboard cut out. That's literally consoomer brainrot behavior.

>>68413683
It's midnight, and I just got home. I don't wanna do two winds

just finished my own jong; why is Pico bullying shitters in the bronze room?

>>68410939
These rrats don’t work anymore.

>>68413784
Whats her normal rank?

>>68413784
I'm pretty sure folding is illegal in bronze, but she's cute so it's ok

>>68413784
Adeptchad here. I always get 3 star Expert ranks in my silver rooms

>>68412872
>>68413447
The follow up

>>68413859
we have an expert 2? /here/ jonger who plays silver for some reason

>>68413823
adept 2, from what I saw at the start of the stream

>>68413897
was it that autist shadowderp or something that bought out lumi's

>>68413447
>>68413897
Heh…

>>68413510
Nini gumi sleep well and be comfy

Everyone is raiding Pico-chan I am happy.

>>68413765
>wearing towels in hot springs
i hate this image

>>68413611
One more

>>68411800
>california
my condolences

>>68413897
Yuri was bought

>>68413611
started

>>68411800
Go apply to work there you ding dong.

>>68413934
it looks like shes trying to finish off the rank up

I cum inside the coffee bags before they get sent out

>>68413784
No honor!

>>68413897
Is this real or made up? No fucking way someone paid 3k for cardboard.

>>68411800
californian anons yearn for the warehouse

>>68414119
some anons have a lot of money to burn.

>>68414098
Dizzy… why…

>>68414077
>>68414139
hypothetically speaking how would one apply? fish doesn't have employment page on his website

>>68414119
Many nerds with no bitches in tech. No bitches means they have lots of disposable income.

>>68414212
many nerds also gave up on 3d bitches

>>68414195
Dm or go to the warehouse maybe.
Also when you get in speed up my order

>>68413765
christ the fucking size of them on ember
airi looks flat by comparison

Are you a nerd?

>>68414195
You could try seeing if you can contact Fishman on Discord, though I don't know if they get angry at DMs over there.

>not buying the cardboard cutout of your oshi and getting it scanned to sell bootlegs

What are some of the most difficult things to make on infinite craft?

>>68414478
I'd imagine Sex with Hitler to be pretty difficult

>>68413784
pico's winrate is 41% and she plays like a high adept/low expert player with a decent understanding of efficiency

>>68414472
based chink grindset

Clara sex

>>68414119
Gumis are very powerful people

>>68414604
I'M FUCKING WORTHLESS

>>68414478
guri x pipkin pippa yuri

So why are some people laughing at Lumi for her cutout not selling when she actually got the highest price in the end?

Holy fuck those are massive

Lumi killed my family

>>68414709
How much would you spend for one of Miia?

Pico's actually pretty erotic

>the setup >>68412872
>the smackdown >>68413897
KEK
Clasic
>>68414709
Those were 2 different events

WJ

>>68413611
well jonged

>>68414767
I'd steal it

>>68414709
the year before it didn't sell well

nini

>>68414418
Nerd but bad at math. So no bitches and no money and not the right interests to make friends at work. Life sucks.

phase connect for this feel?

>>68414767
my daughter is priceless!

>>68414842
sleep well, lil capipi

>>68414804
Wouldn't that mean that you're also stealing from her?

>>68414842
Sleep well brother.

i miss my oshi panko

>>68414804
based and same

>>68414918
Idk

>>68414601
Is this supposed to be Clara?

cowpiss in my mouth yum yum yum im gonna become indian and drink cowloli piss every day yum yum yum

>>68415013
I wanna see

>Sakana starts selling Lumi breast milk
but
>I get to impregnate Lumi
Do you press the button

>>68415182
>breast milk
Powder

>>68415182
How about
>You get to impregnate Lumi
but
>I get to marry Remi
Do you press the button?

Pico sounds like she's in so much pain when she doesn't win

>>68415182
i dont think lemon flavoured milk would be very nice

>>68415265
That's just mahjong

>>68415265
You must protect her smile by joining her matches and losing on purpose.

>>68415265
Sounds about right, this game sucks ass

>>68415262
Do I get to impregnate Remi

>cute
>pink
>streams Jong
Pico is basically Pippa2 and it's great

>>68415344
Pippa isn't cute

>>68415344
Pippa is black

>>68415265
I know it's really hot. She made nice noises while waiting for her tile too

>>68415344
>Pico is a dog
>Pippa has dogshit opinions
It's pottery

Essential informations: https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu/status/1755150208705667294

New Thread:

>>68415458
>>68415458
>>68415458

>>68415444
naruhodo

>>68415325
Remi doesn't want children. Please be respectful to Remi's wishes.

>>68415444
+1 vocab thanks yuu

>>68415501
no

>>68415444
Great.

Muumi becomes a streamer
but
one random member of phase will graduate
do you press the button?

>>68415710
no

>>68415710
>chance for airi, pippa, rie, lumi, dizzy, shiina, runie, or hina to gradute
I'll take it.

>>68415710
>she has to balance streaming and managing
A lot more than one member would graduate

>>68415802
good post

I love Lumi...
I love Miia...

黒ん坊

>>68415013
It's not, just a random whore.
inb4 just like Clara

>>68414195
Show up to the warehouse, give him a firm handshake, and look at him dead in the eyes

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