/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for my eternal and undying love for shondo

op is a british meatbole

Shondo loves drama even though she says she hates it

>>68303357
alright but he actually looks like my nutsack in this one

imagine going on nice countryside walks with shondo but always walking slightly too fast for her so she gets lightly dragged along and has to keep asking you to slow down but you dont so

imagine going on nice countryside walks with shondo but always walking slightly too fast for her so she gets lightly dragged along and has to keep asking you to slow down but you dont so she gets angrier and angrier until she refuses to walk further so you have to drag her along forcefully while she digs her tiny heels into the ground

>>68304424
keep going anon!

>>68304946
cute!

shondo in my arms

I like FallenShadow a lot and want to hold her hand and if I'm being honest I would tie her shoes for her if she asked me to.

oink

>>68305864
stop it.

taking shondo to the shoe store to get some new boots and sniggering when she has to ask you to tie the laces for her infront of the clerk, face red out of embarressment

Shondo asking you to tie her shoes but instead you take off one of them and make her walk with only 1 shoe.
After many complaints of her not being able to walk anymore you carry her back home on your shoulders.
You help her take off her pantyhose and see her sensitive soft and pale little foot with cuts and bruises from the harsh pavement, so she asks you to kiss it better while pouting that you ruined her pure white pantyhose

running your finger up and down shondos perfect little oinker before suddenly flicking it and kissing it

>>68305864
it is cute.

>>68306255
>oinker
You mean her snoot? ;) Sorry this was mean

Fewer than 3 months remaining until total shondomination. Will you survive?

>>68306387
i would also accept schnozzle

>>68306541
>Shnoot

imagine going on a trip to a foreign city with shondo and how exhausted she would be after only a couple of hours walking around so she would be forced to be given a piggyback ride all the way back to the hotel

Bricked up rn

i just want to kiss her soles and those soft pads right under her toes. i want to sniff and eat her pussy. just thinking about her makes me lose my mind. imagine what it'd be like to be with her. i wouldn't care about anything else in the world.

Imagine going to a crowded venue with Shondo and you excuse yourself to go grab drinks or something and you hide away around the corner watch her. The awkward shifting of her weight back and forth, the nervousness creeping across her face as she realizes that you should have been back by now. Shondo pulling the phone out of her pocket to call you, seeing the panic rise within her as it rings and rings with no answer. Right as she's about to cry you pop back out and give her a hug.

taking shondo shopping and when we're close to the checkout telling her you forgot something and you'll be right back. But you're just watching her getting more and more nervous as the line gets closer to the checkout until she bursts into tears

>>68307047
is it because of this?
https://voca.ro/19ZxZuNttbVC

That giraffe game had a great line. Imagine decapitating Shondo and putting flowers down her neck hole like an ad hoc vase.

you finally get married, the ceremony was wonderful and she tells you it was the happiest day of her life
as you get home you insist on princess carrying her over the threshold but as you walk up you 'accidentally' trip over and fall onto her, wedged between you and the stone step
she spends the next couple of hours in hospital to fix up her broken arm

>>68307753
It is now

forcing shondo to keep a pacifier in all day and slapping her every time she tries to take it out
feeding her soup and baby food while treating her like an incapable child
"here comes the choochoo train!"

>>68307753
me doing this to her btw :)

>>68308703
i made this post

>>68307753
when did this happen

>>68307753
holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>68308427
forced to make only baby noises to communicate, that's so hot
captcha: T0T48Y

>>68307753
bery nise

shonshon making baby noises while you jerk off in front of her face

Imagine a big ornate wedding where Shondo descends down a marble staircase before getting to the aisle. She looks absolutely stunning in an intricate, frilly ball gown. Long sleeves. Pearl necklace. She doesn't lift her knees high enough to give her feet clearance, steps on the front of the dress. She tumbles down the cold, unforgiving marble stairs in front of everyone. You're powerless to help and can only watch. Cracks her nose. Dark red blood streaming down her face and stains the virginal white dress.

>>68308901
me with her last night

>>68309237
you rush over to help her and mutter to her under your breath 'i knew you would fuck this up' and force her to continue the ceremony, after all its her big day and a lot of money and effort went into it
she cries the entire time and can barely mumble her vows
later you post the video of her falling over onto twitter with the title 'retard fucks everything up' and it goes viral

>>68309237
>>68309645
:(

>>68309729
I don't know why it's fun to write things that make me sad.

>>68309729
yeah it was pretty mean

>>68309645
Comedic, this helped calm me down. Thanks shogga

>>68309645
>>68309729
>>68309805
ok but what if you spend all day every day caring for her and loving on her for the next week, or two even

>>68308148
This is gay why would you take her to the hospital on your wedding night
Fuck her senseless despite her cries and protests, pin her broken arm behind her back with one hand and hold her face in the mattress with the other, muffling her sobs. Squeeze down on her wrist at every opportunity you can excuse her doing something wrong. Cradle her in your arms after until she calms down and falls asleep whispering "I'm sorry I'm sorry" over and over again between breathy hics. Take her to the ER the next day and proclaim to every doctor and nurse that it happened while you were having very aggressive sex just to embarass her to the point of tears.

>>68309906
Boring
Ngmi

>>68309969
what if you do this before
>>68309935

>>68309935
If I hadn't already lost this would've done it

If the 12-6 elbow was legal I'd use it on shondo

>>68309237
>Cracks her nose
not the oinker :(

if you truly think she is capable of having a normal relationship at this point you are truly ngmi

>>68310144
kek
>>68310160
You have your fantasy and I have mine anon

I can fix her

>>68309935
i dont write erotica for shoggers thats pretty fucking gay if you ask me

>>68310160
we don't, it's called fantasymaxxing

>>68310160
she is capable with me :)

>>68310295
It's not gay
We need more of it
It could fix these threads

>>68309645
fuck kissing her bloody mouth seems hot

>>68310160
everyone here writes shorts about bullying and beating her, how is that normal
either way im open to making each other worse @shondo

Shes made me worse but also better depending on the day. I am simultaneously doing fantastic but on the edge of a knife and one thing could make me end it all. I love her so much

look at him he's so cute
https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1754590740489875563

>>68310589
fat fuck

>>68310589
thanks shadowmama very cute

taking shondo with you to your local cricket ground for practice and hitting the ball directly at her head (it would have gone for 6)

this is how you should respond to her traumadumping
https://twitter.com/Nedrix4/status/1754558272692998493

>>68165879
This is my favorite one and it made me laugh a lot just imaging it

>>68310728
I would prefer to put her on bat and pelt her with curve balls she has no hope of hitting

Why hasn't anyone reversed the counting that shondo did in the asmr and made a countdown

>>68311408
I did

>>68310160
theres no need to come here and sell yourself short, shondo

Thread made me realise ryona posting calms me down extremely. I can feel my breathing slow when writing/reading it. Then I ruin it by looking elsewhere and seeing fags posting about how shondo is an epic streamer and nothing more to them

>>68311932
and yet they still have more respect and love for her than you with your larping. funny

>>68312092
Weird projection shogger

Shondo is not real. She's formless, from the times of myths. She can manipulate matter into the shape of a alluring young girl, but that isn't her. You've taken the bait and will soon fall under her total control. Like the stale cigarette smoke suspended in the air of an old and run down pub, she surrounds you. You know she's not good for you. There is no happy ending. There is only despair. But still, you cannot break free. She teases at your trepidation. Are you afraid? This is not a revelation. Deep down you've always known. She made no qualms or allusions- you've always known she would destroy you. You wanted the abyss. And now that it's here, you want to turn back? Too many incremental decisions, lockstep with fate, this has always been your destiny. She seeps through your skin. Every wrinkle and crevice of your brain is filled with her. There is no light, there is no freedom, there is only Shondo. Only Shondo now and forever.

>>68313017
ok but i can just unsubscribe and unfollow?

>>68313017
this is good

>>68310160
bold of you to think a shogger is capable of a normal relationship either

>>68313017
thank you for this, I really needed it

>>68312092
Can you be any more clueless?

>>68313629
You welcome :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDlcx3HWAU

spelling bee reps

idk dude something about conceptualizing Shondo as a something effortlessly beautiful but malicious and gfoing to fucking kill me just makes me feral.

>>68314427
but thats just reality

>>68314623
beat me to it kek
i'm happy with that but most people shouldn't be

>>68314427
I like to fantasize about her killing me I feel like she would be kind about it

Watching the 90's Mortal Kombat movie with Shondo and despite her giggling at the 90's action schlock, you can tell she's fantasizing about Goro ripping her apart with his four arms. You get a little jealous and then pick her up with a headlock and wrap your other arm around her hips and start stretching her spine. You only stop when her whines of joy and tears stop flowing signaling that she's had too much.

throwing an entire bag of M&Ms at shondo one by one until eventually youve emptied the packet and a look of bored relief washes over her face
then you take out another packet

>>68313017
she's a brittish girl on the internet

>>68315699
best joke in the thread

What book do (you) want Shondo to read?

>>68315816
mein kampf

ill answer this based on it being read as a kind of hangout stream rather than just her reading on her own time, something like hitchhikers guide would be good because she could do dome voices and riff on the content, but i would also love a kind of comfy bedtime asmr childrens/fairy tale kind of stream where she read something like the chronicles of narnia or beatrix potter

>>68315699
i love my english internet wife so much

>>68315816
the underground man
demian
the little prince
my reasoning? i read them recently.

>>68315816
Les Miserables. Imagine the kino.

I love my gold digger of a wife

goodnight shoggas enjoy the alt stream

I may be risking a 3 day even linking to this post
>>50248248
But if that is legitimate wow I mog. I imagined she'd be...better.

>>68308901
The actual audio of her sounds like pre-game zatsu where someone mentioned something about being on speaker or having family around, so she did this. Can't remember which stream. The smacking sounds have been added.

Very good job though.

>>68318164
gn anon sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite.

thats neppie not her

>actual fat 2views now just admitting they're in the thread

this has been downloading ever since that other anon brought it up... please seed...

sometimes I think about Shondo with huge big fat tits. I'm not sorry about this.

theres a time and a place for oppai loli

>>68319151
damn

Shontoes. Shontoes in stockings. Shontoes in ankle socks. Shontoes in socks with a hole in the big toe and it's poking out.

I know you'd mog her Neppie you're at least 1.5 times her weight from what I've seen

do w*men actually use "mog" now hahahahah

Shondo in the bath too long and her fingers and toes get all wrinkly

shondo is effortlessly cute i love her more with each passing day and each thing learned and each story timelooped for the 11th time

>>68319693
I nearly vomited when I saw Neppie's handcam stream. Those hands belong to a stubby toad and a rabbit girl is far from what her vtuber model animal should be lmao

I love my wife in all of her forms!

>>68320615
this is woman behavior leave it to shondo

>>68320615
that's just rude I don't get why she's getting hate

>>68320620
shes so precious

i hate my wife grrrrr

>>68320702
Far from. If she hyped up a handcam stream and... that's what she shows off? I'd hope she wears gloves next time she wants to expose her goblin fingers.

I am the only man in this thread and in the chat. All others are jealous women trying to get my viewership.

>>68320983
so true sister

>>68321016
MY PUSSY IN BIO

>ren is literally ITT defending N** at the drop of a hat
you can't make this shit up

>>68321016
im a big man. I'm a big strong man. I can protect her. I can help her. Nobody messes with me. She would be my princess.

This is my favorite art of Shondo.

>>68321159
but you just did

This is my second favorite art of Shondo.

>>68319693
shondo is sure to win because she has speed and dexterity on her side, she would just need to end it in one strike before she gassed out 15 seconds into the round

I love this one. It bring me so much joy to see her smile

forcibly piercing shondos nose and giving her a nose ring so you can drag her around by it

Shondo doesn't want us to pet the tail because she's afraid we'll find out it's a buttplug

Shondo…

>>68321601
She doesn't have any power or strength either and a punch from a 90 pounder is going to tickle. She'd probably break her wrist on Neppie's jaw.

>>68313017
I love my eldritch horror wife though? Always have
I'll love her no matter her appearance

>>68322062
one surgical finger jabbed into her eye and its over for neppie

>>68322019
shondo please the megane PLEASE

>>68321727
Nooo that's mean...

princess carrying a sleeping shondo to the car because she refuses to ever go out so you have to take matters onto your own hands
the angry, panicked look on her face when she wakes up on the motorway

>>68319303
What is it?

>>68322610
>>68273878

telling shondo that money is tight recently so you found her a part time job but not to worry because its very easy even she can do it
the look of horror on her face when she finds out she has to be the clown that gets dunked in the water at the funfair by local kids and teenagers

alt is live

fib is live

nep is live

iykyk

Idk

sho is dead

iydkydk

>>68323999
good

where is my good girl.... feels like i havent seen her for weeks....

>>68323999
No...

Love her

Hate her

Rape her

hate that i love her so much

how do shonbros do it. as a once-fandead, it's clear that you never truly know what your oshi is doing behind the screen. how can you place so much trust?

Love that i love her so much

Rape her that I rape her so much

>>68324266
Just interact more or fuck off... wait...

>>68324883
>as a once-fandead
Don't pretend there wasn't plenty of stuff out there connecting the two prior to the discord incident. There's nothing like that for Shondo.

megane....

>>68325273
Ok, the glasses are starting to grow on me

>>68324883
its really easy, i just love her
simple as that

i guess she hates us.... gonna go cry myself to sleep
goodnight shoggas

>>68324883
I love my wife and i place my trust in her, simple as

>>68324883
this girl time and time again manages to prove my brainworms wrong. i will literally die for her if she told me to.

>>68325676
She doesn't hate us... No... It can't be...
Good night shogga

I wonder how fast shondo can read, she said she's a fast reader but we never got a real number
Imagine reading a book together and her reading too fast and keeps being bratty about you not being able to keep up with her...

>>68313017
this reads like AI

>>68327255
she often mistakes people's goodbye messages, the long ones people write, sometimes saying good night when they're actually going to work or good bye when they're actually just going for a break. she doesn't actually read sentences, she just reads a few words and makes up the rest of the chat up in her mind. most of the time it works but on occasions it slips through the cracks

>>68309805

this is the funniest thing i've ever read in here

>>68328247
That is literally not true what are you talking about? I've only seen this actually done with Nina, how has a worse chat reading ability than shondo.
Every time she has missed goodbye messages was due to being in a tangent or was clearly distracted. Which is honestly a straight-up skill issue that you didn't time your goodbye message when a dozen shoggers will bump it with a reply.

>>68327255
She's probably just a really fast skim reader, you kind of have to be in order to stream with her channel size

>>68328609
She sould set up a seperate chat feed that filters out all the emotes and repeated messages and only shows new chats and chats from selected regulars so it's easier to read

>>68328512
anon what the fuck are you doing, I appreciate you white knighting but stop putting down shondo's friends to raise her up

I am losing my mind

>>68327255
Imagine you and shondo reading the same book, but she's too fast a reader and she accidentally spoils you on something you're not at yet
>"oh, well, you should've just read faster, then you would've already known that!"
>"it's your fault for being so slow!"
>"surely, reading isn't the only thing you're slow at..."
You slam the book closed and throw it at her face, hitting her right in the forehead. Her head recoils back from the impact and she starts to cry
>"UEEE UEEEEEEE U-U-UEEEEEEE!"
You go over to check up on her, there's a big bruise where the book hit her
Crying continues
>"Wahhhhhhhh w-wahhhhhh"
You try to comfort her, saying you're sorry and asking how you could make her forgive you
>"spoil me, I spoiled(on what happens in the book) you, now you ought to spoil(treat well) me"
You realise it was all part of her plan now. You flick her forehead bruise and carry her onto the couch and fetch some fruit and an ice pack from the kitchen and start forcing her to hear you read the book out loud
>"noooo, you need to give characters voices!! How would I know who's saying what then?"
>"no! that's the wrong voice to give them!!"
You shut the book closed and just feed her fruit to have her shut up

>>68328952
go find it

>>68328793
I'm not putting down Nina at all. She's numerously said that she is worse at it than shondo. This is her own criticism and even acknowledged this during the Dead Rising stream.

>>68318258
MVP post, too bad some of the links don't work. It confirms she has been lying about her height as she says she is 5'7" and she looks about twice the height of the door handle which is 34" minimum by code.

Seriously, what else is she lying about?

>>68328512
That's not true, she's done it with my message before, i was the only one that talked about what she seemingly read from chat 4 seconds later, but she stumbled over her words and didn't read the sentence properly

>>68329014
Nina called us autistic subtly you moron

>>68320615
shondo pls she has normal hands stop projecting

Behold, your "wife".

kill yourself nigger

>>68329180
I second this

who would've guessed that becoming antis of shondo's friends would've backfired onto us
what a shocking turn of events

>>68329180
>>68329197
Fuck off Shondo, you lying cunt.

>>68329228
Not her but I hope you get over your brainworms

Shouldn't Anons be happy to finally see their "wife"? Why are they seething?

>>68329046
didn't this girl die?

>>68329228
You need to get a grip, Ray. On a the trigger of a loaded gun that is.

>>68329316
Maybe she died inside but she is still well alive online, extracting money from simps

>>68329364
That's Nyanners?

>>68328747
>newchama...

>>68328747

I don't really care what shondo looks like, she's my wife and she'll always be the cutest and most beautiful girl in the world to me
She's really cute even if you ignore those aspects though

behold some shit we all saw before, fuck off newfag

wait until he catches up to november in the archive

you all knew what she looked like this entire time?

>>68329597
>She's really cute even if you ignore those aspects though
this is very true

>>68329956
DO YOUR REPS

don't do them at all. kill yourself.

If that's what she looks like she looks fine lol. I have no idea why I'd be mad at her looking like a normal person.

shondox don't look

Ahaha Neppie bros won

Today's thread gives me the ick

>>68330738
i enjoyed it mostly

This thread is so lame
Why do our tourists have to be extra weird

>>68329065
She wasn't especially subtle about it

i would beat up other women for shondo

>>68331834
the residents are worse frankly

>>68332876
not really

>>68332876
we're all uniquely fucking awful

>>68333057
the tourists will get bored, the residents won't

shonthighs

>>68303357
we have english pug at home

>>68333209
At least sphinxes can breathe, the only health issues they have are regular pedigree breed shit

>>68333324
thanks for the info shondo

shontoes

Why is she doing this to me, I try my hardest for her and she's ignoring me

>>68336624
Sorry I made her wipe the cum off her before bed I'll make her give you some attention. What name should she shout out?

She hates me because I said something stupid in chat and she read it with a stupid voice to mock me. It's shover...

>>68337600
brother, if you let that get you down it is shover. Keep trying, you'll get her to respond positively eventually; even my new ass was able to get a giggle out of her.

How do you train to listen to Shondo, after a few minutes I zone out and reading the thread it feels like I missing important info

WIP gave an unintentional cool abstract shondo

>>68339000
I just really like listening to her voice and to hear her talk, also, try to stay away from threads if she's live(unless it's an alt stream), people here will brainworm and schizo about anything and everything and overlook context and do everything in their powers(subconsciously) to add a twist to every thing she says and does
I'm not trying to be rude or anything, it's just something I've noticed over time. Just be there and try to have fun

>>68340361
Imagine groping shondo's body; arms, neck, tummy, legs and sides...
Makes me blush

>>68340635
>don't notice and point out things

I love my cute imouto british wife

>>68341482
Shut up and look at shon feet

>>68328951
I really like this image

She loves me because I'm her husband, simple as that

Ru-chan was the victim all along...

She was my favourite chuuba in 2019. I'm now married but I will continue to support her activities!

>People bad-mouthing wife in the numbers thread because someone suggested she should be in the next Holo gen. Sad times.
Can't see how that would work anyway; I wouldn't see her working well in corpo, plus I wouldn't want her to stop being an indie.

>>68343356
Why would you care about what seaniggers has to say about something? Don't bring that stuff here, this thread is already bad enough as it is.

these threads are getting shittier and shittier

>>68340635
simply put in your own context to anything she says and you'll be good
>gold digger?
menhera moment
>hates short men?
menhera moment
>only reads dewds comments?
menhera moment
>ignores fleece?
menhera moment
>acknowledges ray?
menhera moment
>lashes out at retro for bringing up filian's event?
menhera moment
>thinking of whoring out herself on OF?
menhera moment
>keeps begging for more money and saying the subathon wasn't enough?
menhera moment
>calling out husbands for cheating?
menhera moment
>calling out ren for being a groomer?
menhera moment
>wanting to give dm privileges for the next subathon?
menhera moment
>didn't say I love you to a shogga?
menhera moment
>didn't sing happy birthday for someone?
menhera moment
>added magnetomaster without any announcement of his win?
menhera moment
>cuck "jokes"?
menhera moment
>unbanning whales despite their misbehavior?
menhera moment
>timing out flawed for a week because of his opinion?
menhera moment

It's really that simple

>>68344637
Jesse

>>67924713
I got 131, let's go? (i kept procrastinating doing it)

>>68343356
Her going corpo would be for the best, we would find her again and it would allow her to move away from the husband wife rp without backlash

>>68344637
women moment

watch streams lmao

new ip HATE

People like him are making me hate newfags

>>68345254
it'll only get worse, new retards join everyday

Im having bad brainworms and thinking too much so im going to leave the thread. Hope you shoggas have a good day see you for stream tomorrow

>>68345447
make it worse anon, share your thougths, Ill do it for you

>>68345447
shondo is going to leave you
3 months.

>>68345447
have a shondo to brighten your day
https://files.catbox.moe/0ygzox.png

>>68315816
goosebumps

>>68345447
Have a good day shogga, i hope your brainworms wither amd die

>>68345622
which one?

>>68315816

>>68319303
I've seeded in the past I'm not giving you fags my IP now especially when I know shoggers don't seed

this game is funny, can't wait for her to play it

>>68345965
this describes shondo perfectly

>>68345770
I don't remember which are the good ones, ideally all of them

Honestly? I love FallenShadow and want to hold her hand.

>>68319303
tough luck anon, you were too late. Maybe I will reseed it in the future

could you retards stop bringing up the torrent?

>>68346446
why

>>68346446
There's nothing interesting on it

>>68346220
Same here oomfie

bunch of fucking retards

i miss my schizo punching bag

Occasionally I will conceptualize a barefoot Shondo walking up and down my back trying to help me crack it. At uneven intervals she stops and scrunches her toes, not entirely dissimilar from a cat kneading biscuits

i love her

>>68346857
I don't think I get it, but at the same time i totally do

Shondo has completely altered my perception of time
Before, days would go by in a flash. Now, days seem to take 4x as long to pass by
I love her so much

>>68347130 (me)

>>68346830
i miss that gold digger too

>>68346446
>>68346767
groomercord seething right now

>>68347648
>thread is filled with dox again
>reeee groomers

>>68347705
t. groomer

>>68347976
t. doxnigger

this thread started nise but now it isnt nise anymore

>>68348000
groomers are all doxxers

>>68348047
SyadouNotlikethis

>>68348047
thread was shit from the start, fake positivity-chama

SadCat not everything is fake

fuck February 14th I love this bitch every day!

>>68347130
Lucky bastard. Every day's the same indistinct blur for me and I feel like the year's already wasted.

she really does have a snow white quality to her right down to the gold digging

>>68349798
I wrote this post

>>68348432
no it was comfy bully thread

Telling Shondo about your bad day at work and she goes uuuuuu and repeats everything back you say with that retarded mocking voice until you’ve had enough and break the empty bottle of Finca El Otero over her head opening up a deep gash

>>68350080
all those hands, mine

>>68348047
Americans are asleep or at work now

>>68350080
oh hell yeah great work!

>>68350145
and thats a good thing

>>68350080
very nise

>>68345902
>>68346320
it finished over night, now its on a debrid service

>>68350080
molesting shondo for hours until she gets horny for the first time in her life

>>68350080
This is great and very erotic

Im at the part in the vod where chats explaining to her what strep throat is, and almost everyone is telling her something wrong

Does Shondo always sneezes in twos like that my grandpa used to do that she has cute sneezes

>>68350606
Some other shogga mentioned that she does that before actually

>>68350167
90% of the shitposters or literal fags are SEA or euro

>>68350445
Cursed with intelligence and knowledge

>>68350653
is it me or does she sneezes in the same pitch. I love it when she sneezes and goes blblblblbl

>>68350691
sources?

>>68350830
My own personal study, very in-depth

>>68350958
My respective own personal study, which is also very in depth, proves otherwise though and i had a bigger study sample to work with

>>68351150
I'm sending round the goons to rough you up. Don't publish that study if you know what's good for you.

>>68351319
Gomen nasai

I hope shes doing ok and not sulking about everything thats happened recently. I know stuff like graduations can get to her a lot

>>68351636
lol?

>>68351636
Hopefully she'll come back and be aggressively loving like in the asmr after her oshi was exposed*2

Who has the "rules to follow when visiting the forest cabin" image?

me

not me

maybe me

>>68352233
the rules are fake she would never follow them and rulebreakers win anyway

even though it was incredibly stupid of me i fell in love with her and have remained trapped in this prison maze of her unconscious design ever since

>I won't make it through the shadow weekend
>1-2 months sub
???
every offline chatter feels like a resurrected shogger, I wonder which one of them is roli

>>68352687
stop being gay

>>68352687
its just the honeymoon period

>>68352687
At what point are you allowed to say you love and miss your wife? Does It start at 3 months?

>>68353030
1 year

>>68352687
>I wonder which one of them is roli
roli is doing fine with his main hoe

>>68353030
It takes men who sleep with their women at least 2 months to truly fall in love, without sex it should take twice as long.

>>68353030
6 months if youre nise and on good behaviour

>>68353030
There's no real point, you can say it whenever
Just that she said she'll only take you seriously if you've been following for a year

>>68353212
Not anymore, some 3 monther got an I love you back. It's all RNG.

>>68353157
I sleep with shondo every night anon

>stop noticing things

>>68352348
Smile may i have it?

>nice discussion we're having, I wonder how things are going in other shondo communities.
>Offline chat being gay
>Discord being gay and making men into boymaids for the Nth time today
Is /shon/ hated for being normal and the only place where people actually watch streams and stalk our wife

>>68353212
what a bitch

>>68353526
maybe later im not at home

>>68353558
Hey that's not true, offline chat is fine(currently)
Shon is hated due to how bad posts here can get every now and then. A lot of times people just don't understand our way of expression though and hate on it, not saying they don't have a point though, we do get a bit silly sometimes

>>68353212
i fell in love and immediately started stalking so this feels like a personal attack on me

>>68353558
Yes. discord is the worst offender. offline chat mostly watches streams but likes to do gay shit and weird rp stuff sometimes.

>>68353212
I'm not sure I can love or commit to a girl I can't even touch, I still syadouWiggly in my resub messages after 2 years.

>>68353558
I really wish there was a discord where there would be no gays and "women"

>>68353751
I made this post

>>68353913
it's not about the physical stuff to her. she's a women. its about the emotional aspect of love and feeling.

>>68353981
I've considered making one but each time I've brought it up here and to discord people I've been persuaded not to do it

>>68353981
I think shondo feels the same way about it based on comments. that's why she rarely talks in there and uses offline and twitter to interact.

People fetishize sex with women so much as if it's the end all be all in relationships, but in reality no sex will ever feel as good as masturbation will in the physical sense, it's feels "better" because of the emotional connection during it but fapping while talking with a girl over discord still feels just as good

>>68354044
It's about commitment first, everything else second except if you commit to a woman fully she feels like she's won and either exploits you or thinks you're boring and cheats.

>>68354082 (me)
In retrospec it would be a terrible idea, imagine having a server with the same 50 people that post here but now with names. Then you'd come here and be able to add names to posts here. You'd have someone link posters and make screenshots from it.

Why would i want to fuck my wife? Then she's not a virgin anymore, thus making her a whore
Though I'd love my whore wife too

>>68354198
>people not men
>referring to heterosexual sex as a fetish
hi shondo im not taking your dumb virgin take aeriously kek

>>68354198
>People fetishize sex with women
gr8 b8 m8

>>68354491
How dare you suggest Shondo would either talk about masturbation or talk so much like a pronoun-in-bio twitter user