/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dude she has a boyfriend. Sad to inform you that you are a Cuck

>>6823264
>calling her your wife as a joke
>retard takes it seriously

>>6823264
Yeah, me

>>6823178
Nah, i'm allergic to nijiniggers

>>6823264
As expected of nijisanji they accept used goods for they're reused designs nijicucks will eat it up anyway

>>6823178
waiting for shovel knight tomorrow

>>6823264
You can't be serious. Can I get a source?

>not playing apex
>but is talking about it
please anything else

>>6823178
stay on your thread >>6700850, we dont need every shithead here creating a new thread every time their vtuber starts a new stream

Is marshmallow code for something else?

>>6823178 (OP)
stay on your thread >>6820668, we dont need every shithead here creating a new thread every time their vtuber starts a new stream

>>6823178
I love NijiArtia so much. I hope she collabs with
Tia at some point.

>>6823264
>>6823450
She broke up with him. Look up her roommate + relationship on Twitter, she says it outright.

>>6823450
source: myself
i am her boyfriend

>>6823609
Newfag

Her voice is so fucking weird

She is so hype.

>>6823609
Sorry bro, /vt/'s not your exclusive Hololive club anymore.

i like her laugh very cool very swag ilikeit

https://youtu.be/Shu4aGX8tEg kuzuha rap

>>6823726
towa...

>>6823726
Sounds like Kristen Schall.

>>6823554
Ah, so you noticed, eh? Marshmallows are traditionally made from whipped egg whites. Egg is a crypto-communist term for trannys that are ashamed of themselves. Whipped egg whites are what they call people that are suppressing their degenerate urges. The site is a tranisanji psyops to convert these people to femboys and ruin western society.

>>6823912

>>6823912
Can confirm, I work for trannysanji and homolive and this is all true

First dislike IKZ!

>>6823622
She really does have Tia vibes

>>6823912
>Kenmochi is the king of Marshmallows
>has a female laugh
It all adds up...

>>6823264
i broke up with her, I'm dating Shachimu now.

>>6824259
Thank you for your engagement, it'll improve the video's position in the Algorithm anyway.
Have a (You) as your payment.

I want to believe she's an asian of some sort but when she was talking about making an Italian chef make mac and cheese tells me she's just another typical westerner

No one insults the italians with that and survives for long, that said her voice suits the model quite well

Just no more fucking apex please my feed is drowning

>>6823178
Love hearing her talk, she's kind of a bitch and it's cool

>>6824715
She's literally a first gen cancuck chink.

Also, mac and cheese can be fine dining.

>>6824715
Are asians not allowed to eat mac n cheese? Lol

She's so amazingly loveable. Watching her is like chatting with a friend.

>>6824715
>pasta
>ricotta
>tomatoes or sauce
>topped with melted mozzarella
Italian mac and cheese is called baked ziti or lasagna, depending in whether you're using shaped or flat noodles. Someone should let her know.

She has never mentioned her mom, it's always her dad

>>6826554
It seems likely her mom worked more than her father, if you check her past life twitter she says he mom bought her a 3080 and mentions her mom pretty often.

>>6823428
This is funny, because it implies that you are so dumb and naive that you actually believe that Hololive girls don't have boyfriends.

>>6824715
>Just no more fucking apex please my feed is drowning
She will stream Apex and you will like it anon because she makes it fun.

>>6823726
It's literally anime Sarah Silverman.

>>6823726
Less weird than Towa.
Both Selen's design and voice are non-moe. Not even diva. It's like the female childhood friend you can talk shit and play games with.

>>6823178
our wife

>>6823264
Is that supposed to matter?

I like her voice and energy.

I recognize her voice but can't remember where from and it's driving me crazy.

>>6824715
>No one insults the italians with that and survives for long
What's the matter, Rigatoni? Your feelings hurt after she spilled your spaghetti?

>>6846574
yeah I couldn't remember either. reminds me of some chick in a video game who wields guns.

Time to kill it with fire

>tomboy bully super afraid of horror games
Bros this level of cute should be illegal

God, she's a natural.

>Not eating fast food for years
B-but you guys said to me that she's fat? Have i been lied to?

>>6851877
You got memed by virgins who think all skinny girls sound cute and demure

Will she cave and eventually become a mostly Apex-only streamer?

SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME I CANT TAKE IT ANY LONGER

>>6823264
FML

>>6851877
she's healthy fat, thanks to homemade mac and cheese and Chinese food. Not like other Vtubers who are unhealthy skinny from eating fast food then skipping meals.

She read my comment bros, I have a new oshi and I'll be marrying her in the near future

>>6823178
Why are nijis so fucking ugly

>>6852233
you'll have to get through me first anon

Please don't be a chink

>>6852255
Why are (You) so fucking ugly?

>>6852233
she accepted my idea for a music hashtag, get behind me.

>WHITES ARE DISGUSTING
BTFO

>>6852332
t.spidernigger

>>6852332
>Whites are disgusting
>Debut song is "Blacks out"
Brown chads now is our time

>>6852332

>>6852361
But there is no bob to open

>pomu's house is full of meds

TOILET STUCK

PLEASE, I BEG YOU

she was less hyper than when she was playing apex, but still fun to watch

Pomu's room...

If this is how she reacts to a steam kusoge I have high expectations for that fnaf stream

>>6852498
Her energy is making this kusoge fun to watch

the legendary apex player scared of spider w

Selen, me, a priest, a church. tomorrow. you all are invited.

i love how fucking honest she is. doesn't even try to pretend that this game doesn't suck ass.

>>6852944
she makes this game seem fun

Dragon... your brain...

>>6823726
Yep. Makes her unwatchable which is a shame because she seems cool.

>>6823726
Yeah its great

How has she not figured out how the spider wifi works yet lmao

>>6853183
Her voice emits a special frequency that hurts the brains of people with low IQ

the way she chokes up with laughter over literally nothing...

What the fuck does she keep laughing at bros????

>>>/jp/35766981
Selen is getting a lot of praise

>>6854277
go back

>>6854241
your dick

>>6854241
>look at me! my life is SO good that I have to watch streams of person I don't like just to have a reason to complain on /vt/, because i lonely attention whore.
KYS. you are not welcome here

Her voice sounds like a Catholic schoolgirl who smokes cigarettes and makes fun of you.

>>6855216
It seems multiple people agree she does laugh well, too much at random shit that isn't funny. Or more like she laughs at her own commentary every other line and it's kind of distracting, she isn't some amazing god of humor at all but seems to think she is.

Her train of thought I can best summarize as basically, >implying I'm serious HAHAHHAHA >implying anyone else playing this with me is worth a shitHAHAHAHHAHA >implying I actually like this game HAHAHHHA >implying I'm not super pro and am just fucking aroundAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>6855325
Maybe she’s the type to laugh when she’s nervous.

Or maybe she’s really high when she streams.

>>6855325
Your personal opinion doesn't matter much anon, in fact not at all. She has fans because people like her unique style, simple as. Not every vtuber has to be for everyone. Always funny to see retards on this board rail against how cookie cutter and generic corporate vtubers are but whenever one breaks the mold, doesn't do the same kawaii bullshit, then the same people get irrationally upset about it. It's comical.

>>6855325
>>6855523
you are pretentious dicks who overanalyzing simple stuff. will be better if you will spend all this energy and time by reflecting on yourself instead.
>seems multiple people..
don't fucking care. Selen looks like she's enjoying herself. and I enjoy how she is enjoying herself.
simple as that.

I'm genuinely curious about what a person should be for you assholes to stop complaining.
oh wait.. i don't

>>6851877
>Fast food is the only thing that can make you fat

>>6856077
to be honest, this is one of the main ones if you count pizza.
just compare america to any onther country.

>>6851877
>>6852199
she's got fuckingTreadmill at home just because she wanted to run during a Cov.
+she was a very active child at school doing sports. are you even watching stream?

>>6856077
No its just 90% the reason most people are fat

so is ember a canon black chicken?
she says its a dragon but it looks nothing like one, is this part of her lore?

>>6856200
>just compare america to any onther country
Most of the western world is getting crazy fat plus Aussies.

>>6859413
Ember can change forms, he normally looks like pic related

>>6859900
Ember is a he?

>>6846895
Mamma Mia, howa darea you, anon? I killa you now. I killa you dead.

Post your NijisanjiEN relationships. I'll go first:
>Pomu wife
>Elira sister
>Selen best friend

>>6852130
when is she going to say the gamer word

>>6865342
Finana will be the first one to say it, if any at all

>>6864990
pikl is a she and ember is a he.
elira is a she and selen is a he.
simple as

her Apex stream was amazing: killing noobs while cackling like an evil witch
her normal streams are okay: doing nothing while cackling like an evil witch is a bit weird

unironically watching someone just for Apex in 2021 i don't belieb it but it's actually happening

>>6855254
that's boner inducing...I really like watching Selen and her laughs.

>>6865544
Pikl is a they. seeth

>>6868892
e

>>6851877
there's no such thing as fat asian grills.

Not only is she fat, but she was recently in a relationship.

>>6870406
So you're saying there's a chance

>>6870739

>>6870406
My time has co0me

>>6855325
It's part of her charm.

>>6855325
cope retard.

FISH and DRAGON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0p9yYqVauE

>>6887879
This collab feels like Selen is looking after her mentally disabled little sister. It's comfy.

SHOVEL KNIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqS3cJo_des

>>6823178
Why is your wife so fat?

>filtered by batteries
Another zoomer, yabe...

I hate how she's constantly laughing at everything, what the hell is she so happy about. Why can't I have a depressed chuuba instead? I can't handle all this zoomer energy.

>>6823178
You have a cute wife

>>6823438
Hey, me too!

>>6902215
I want to tonguepunch Selen while she laughs.