/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68206250
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>68206250
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

>>68206266
Amen

amen.
>>68206266

>>68206320
regina and haruka with the crazy rape eyes...

It's all so meaningless, without him...

>>68206266
amen
>>68206432
they need new fem names, jesas

>>68206266
Amen.

>>68206266
Amen

>>68206432
>Looking at Betsy

>>68205901
It's not like he's unwatchable, but it becomes really clear fast that because of his Tragic Backstory(tm), his ability to hold interesting conversations is rather....limited. You either get used to it or don't.

>>68206320
nice tits

Jester in 3d is going to be so bad
cant wait for it!

>>68206466
Regina I can see why, but Haruka is a nice name to me. The other one I've seen /here/ is Hana (as in flower in Jap) that or the name Magni gave her. Haley iirc kek

Ill have a child with you Flayon......

>>68206684
>>68205901
Wait you guys didn't realize this on the first week?

starving, are we?

>>68207650
I'm eating dinner rn

>>68206972
you can have babies with him but in return you have to use your soul to power flayons mech

>>68207679
i am...
do eat well, anon! chu~!

well
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1754301622854041775

>>68207827
o7

>>68207827
Shinri doing his best cosplay of Bettel

>>68207827
Niggas have to stop being sorry about things out of their control and taking breaks, I'm so tired

>>68207827
stardew sundays in fucking shambles. try not to stress too much about it mama...

ok axel got a 3d and all but Shinri got a shirt!

>>68208101
its a dope looking shirt

>>68208101
it only makes me want to sexualize him more

>>68208295
yeah

>>68207796
>but
Id want to do that anyway

Banchou's birthday in 2 days

>>68208967
me on the right

>>68208967
Extremely out of character for Bettel

TENGU ON THE TENGA TALK TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr00PLGdEe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr00PLGdEe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr00PLGdEe8

>>68208967
this is bettel if hakka or flayon possessed him

>>68209349
Hakka wouldn't do that to his dad... right?

Take the exorcist back! bring back the emo slut!

>>68209416
Well, he does talk about Shinri's huge tits from time to time...

>>68207827
>Hakka lives in a third world country and has better internet than Shinri

>>68209618
that is his power that is out, and that happens to hakka every other day

>>68209618
And in a fucking small village, not even a city. It does come at the cost of hurricanes and blackouts, though.

>>68209618

>I was on his pants
HAKKA?

why is that random fag mod?

guerrilla Axel in roughly 2 hours

please redesign the emotes to be more visible while your at it hakkers...

>>68210341
>to be visible
ftfy

I swear me and Shinri must live close because my Internet is out too, because of high winds

>>68210431
>>68209738

First Hakkito predebut idea

>>68210469
No my power is out too, sorry should have said that too

>>68210530
Flayon gave him this design idea back in December last year, also predebut.

>>68210594
december last year was like 40 days ago

>>68210431
>>68210531
Do you generally have decent internet? Let Shinri borrow it after the storm so he can stream.

>>68210594
Damn, that kinda looks cunty

>>68210644
Yeah I realized after I posted kek. December 2022

If I got in I would commission James Turner to design my mascot

>>68210647
Had some bad lag a few days ago but generally it's good

He also was considering at some point making the Hakkitos as the living ghost is alive ghosts. Also fucking taco shells kek

and even with the lack of character customization in this game, flayon is still stun-locked by it somehow kek

>>68210803
>Lead art director of the worst looking generation of pokemon
What would possess you to do this

>>68210923
I love Vanilluxe

hakka is begging for a free custom css chat, shameless

Shinri helps them with so many little things kek

Debut practice starting soon screen

>>68210923
>Finalized the design of Shadow Lugia
>Did Phantump, Golurk, the Galarian Zigzagoon line, a few Ultra Beasts, and the Tatsugiris designs
Idk sounds pretty good to me

>Put your ass upside down
wdhmbt?

he needs to bring it back

>baba is you
that was a good stream

>>68211249
The galarian zigzagoon line, much like the rest of gen 8, is very shit
I truly hate gen 8 and it should be obliterated from his mortal coil

>I should draw more
Yes please

This is so nostalgic...

>Commissioned a cursed hand predebut
>Never used it

>Now I can fist the hakkitos
BUTTER UP

Hakka with the ESL struggle saying awful shit without meaning it

so many hands to fist you with

>>68211826
damn, it looks like that niji dude holding a dildo but Hakka melted it

>>68212121
We must add more

Has Flay been drawing on Hat Girl for an hour

>>68212266
KEK
it was Hex and his fans had a meltdown if you posted pics of it

>>68212121
>>68212304
I WON'T be fisted by that twink. He will have his prostate destroyed by me though.

>>68212304
That's a juicy sandwich there

>>68212304

Clown showing signs of life on Hakka's stream

Him sleepy

>>68212514
why do you have twitch badges on your youtube chat?

Hakka WISHES he had those tits

>>68212566
I hate youtube's chat, installed an extension

>>68212596
his boobs are concentrated on one side of his chest

damn

i love his fucked up laugh

I guess StarsEN are gonna focus on White Day merch instead of valentines

thank GOD hes finally donw

Axel in 1 hour

It's been a while since he laughed like Wheezy I'm loving this

>>68212809
>>68212596
WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIS CHESTICLES
HE TURNED HIM INTO A TWINK
HE COULD HAVE BEEN A TWONK

>>68211826
He and Ruze need to do a stream where they can use their chuuni hands together

Why indeed

>>68212830
But I have until the end of February to get flayon's merch...

tengu talk more like tenga twink

>>68213343
It's what I've said before Tempus dildos are fine and all but where are the Tempus Tengas?

>>68212830
Ah shit, really? Is stuff being pushed back because of focus on 3D or to space out merch?

>>68212830
>>68213709
Isn't Valentine's Day generally a female-driven holiday in Japan, and White Day is the male-led equivalent?

>>68213709
Idk but my own guess is to space it out

>>68213709
probably to space out the merch yeah, but management is probably pretty busy
>>68213846
it is yeah, but that didn't stop Tempus from getting Valentines merch last year.

The starting screens artist gifted him his first schedule art

>>68213846
>White Day is the male-led equivalent?
Yep, but last year they did Valentines stuff for Valentines day

>>68213887
>>68213975
Ah, I forgot about that.
Maybe that was a one-time thing, or they wanted put put out more merch for funsies.

>>68213053
I need to know what manes were using the gorilla models

>>68213904
that was nice of them

the shinwi collab hat

Shinwi...

So, are all the femanons ITT giving us chocolates for white day then? I am willing to offer reese's pieces for valentines

>At this point just fucking live with me Shinri, you are just having no water to experiencing Xenokuni
Oof but kek

I hate it when I want to use an emote in Hakka's chat after a while and I have to hover over each one and read what they actually mean

>>68214142
No

>>68214142
>not even a Take 5
no deal

I like anon's idea >>68214142 please give me some Swiss chocolate

>>68214176
*having no water away from experiencing Xenokuni
That's what I get for changing the sentence mid post and not proofreading

>>68214401
Are you me?

>>68214261
I DONT KNOW CHOCOLATE BRANDS

>>68214277
Deal, have some art too

Did Hakka say something about no Vday merch?
I'll need to wait another month for cute pandering merch of the new boys? /mans/ I'm ngmi...

>>68214142
The femanons would give out chocolate on Valentine’s Day and the last straight male would give a gift in return on White Day. Not sure how that works /here/ since everyone seems to alternate between male and female depending on the discussion.

>>68214595
wasnt listening but i also want to know this because axel said there was probably going to be merch? tho i guess he didnt know either. at least some VPs right?

He really should talk more about comics
>>68214595
Hakka has talked about Vday week on other streams, but nothing about merch that I remember.

I'm watching shinwi's happy humble vod pretending he's live right now anyway I would like to serve him up a hot pie

>>68214777
Ah okay, so he didn't say anything specific about merch this stream?
I was threadreading while catching up on VODs so I wasn't sure.

>>68214142
>>68214625
my barentain choco is for my oshis only stinky anon males need not apply

>>68214945
nobody wants yours, tako

Leader schedule!
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1754333332375314532

>>68214998
PFFFFTTTTT

>>68215072
Well, I'm excited for the 3D...

>>68215072
So he's not gonna touch Palworld after all

>>68215181
You really think THE Pokemon Holostar is gonna touch a bootleg clone?

>>68214142
I only got 1 ½ xl bars of Hershey's in the freezer. Considering the reaction to Hershey's in Rin's stream I'm now convinced no one likes it other than me

>>68215072
And now it's the Blue fucks turn...

>>68214625(me)
>>68214945
But I want to give out chocolate….

>>68215240
Shame he's such a pokemon fanboy, there are other monster catching/taming games worth playing out there waay before palworld was even conceptualized. But hey, it's not like i watch altare anyway

This talk makes me wanna make some chocolate for my oshi valentines day....

>>68215072
>in Japan
>no card opening stream
C'mon, maaaaaaaan

Hakka's list of the Tempus boys as DC characters
>Hakka
Beast Boy or Raven
>Altare
Robin at the breaking point of becoming Nightwing
>Axel
The Flash
>Vesper
Batman
>Magni
Clayface
>Bettel
A mix of Halrley quinn/The Joker/The Riddler
>Shinri
Superman
>Flayon
Gizmo or Shazam

>>68215240
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1748643059804651691
From this tweet it sounds like he's interested in playing but just didn't have the time

>Who would win Dr Fate or Dr Manhattan?
Dr Manhattan

>>68215072
IM SO EXCITED FOR 3D, BLUE FUCK IS GONNA BE AN IDOL ueueueue

flay ending...

>>68215072
>valorant grinding before his 3D debut
sasuga

Hakka didn't know about the DC-Watchmen event where Superman talked Dr. Manhattan out of being nihilistic huh

>>68214142
I will only give you sweets if we share the same oshi

I think I'll be late, taking a fat shit rn

>>68215974
thanks for the heads up, axel

So, why did Axel got his 3D first? I am genuinely curious

>>68215588
Did he really make this list, or is this some kind of shitpost?

>>68216038
Either it's reverse debut order, or they asked and he volunteered.

>>68216127
Maybe, I thought it was an odd choice but I guess VG got their new shit in a weird order too

>>68216120
He did

>>68216038
maybe because he was in japan earlier and had time to practice and test stuff

cute
https://twitter.com/ministarfruit/status/1754303933621936451

RUZE TELLY ANIKI TELLY PHONEPOSTER NO TELLY LINK

>>68216323
RUZE ON THE REBROADCAST TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLiz53Ba3qU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLiz53Ba3qU
ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwMoeUQ_DQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwMoeUQ_DQI

>>68216323
Ruze:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLiz53Ba3qU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLiz53Ba3qU

Axel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwMoeUQ_DQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwMoeUQ_DQI

>>68216038
He had more time

>>68216038
saving the best for the last

>Now talking about Ben 10
>Talking about how hot were the aliens
Sasuga

what is the context
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1754340408509739043

Toramane was going wild then. I need to rewatch the 3D again

Oh so I almost got the gorillas right, but it was Bettel's manager instead of babybird. Guess it makes sense, they have no work

Kinda off-topic but I heard this from bao the whale stream
> "Altare is like a disney prince. Prim and proper and kind."
> "and axel... something is wrong with that guy."

Truly ShinySpicy KEK

Jesas, wtf did they DO that night...

had to go and came back what the birb talking about

Altare at fish cum and it was "alright"
BROOOOOO

>>68216715
yeah what happened, I was watching Hakka

Maes Hughes perpetuating League arcs all across the production…

>>68217581
Rat fights and powerscaling. Before this, Vector using the Chaos Emeralds.

Holy KEK

>>68215588
>Bettel
>A mix of Harley quinn/The Joker/The Riddler

My theory is that the notes Cover gave to his mama before he was drawn was mostly describing Harley Quinn

Same for Vesper and Alucard

>>68217552 (me)

axel brought them to a hotpot place to eat there and apparently its the 4th time altare ate hotpot at this point KEK

Man, they should get the managers to appear on stream to banter with the boys

can we debut the maes hughes guy, he sounds like a riot.

>>68217807
kek i see

what a story kek

>>68217552
>>68217936
nice

IT WAS ALL LIVE

>>68217989
Axel said he was in his mocap suit, so he was probably one of the gorimanes

>>68216211
Huh. Well in that case, assuming these are all the DCAU versions,
>>68215588
>Not having Vesper as conspiracy schizo Question.
>Not having Flayon as Baby-Doll.
>Not having Bettel as The Creeper.
>Not having Magni as Freakazoid (this counts, shut the fuck up)

>Asks for less rehearsals
>Freestyles half the stream
Axel’s confidence is insane

>>68218175
Yeah

>Bettel for the past week
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1754345639855751559

Can bettel even stand on stage without having an anxiety attack

>>68218210
>Not having Magni as Freakazoid

>>68218308
I think that's what the rehearsals are all about.

And also he's streaming so he can't have THAT much anxiety about performing in front of others. I imagine his anxiety comes from personal factors in his life, like his brother being hotter.

>>68218308
I guess not having an actual live audience in front of you elevates a lot of stress.

>>68218411
But dancing and singing to the audience is different from sitting in a room playing games

>>68218308
He could unironically just pre-record most of it

>>68218252
clownfish is so back

>Axel's 3D meant a lot to me
>He has no idea how much I look up to him
>Go give him lots of love
Been a while since Hakka gushed about Axel

>>68218210
>>68218322
>Magni as Freakazoid
Maybe Vesper should be Cosgrove? Old fat FUCK

Axel is a HO

>Axel doesn't watch anime
Dropped.

Animated hentai is actual trash, he is right

>And then I tapped off

>>68218308
hopefully he gets so nervous but without having a direct attack that then he just throws up

I really am the last straight male in /mans/

FUJO STATUS = DESTROYED

>>68219597
No way, fag

Ah yes, the classic 3D aftertalk: sexuality conversation

>>68219651
he said we can have fun!

>>68219597
hold your horses bucko

Selen...

>>68219597
You're not alone

>>68219762
This is a blue board

>>68219651

>>68219723
but it's non-canon

>>68219739
...will join Holostars EN Gen 4 under a tomboy avatar

>>68219786
Shit

>>68219597
fer now
>>68219824
jesus that would be hilarious really

Very Homo

I guess Aniki learned from Nikola Jokic

>>68219872
pasta la asta anonny..........

>>68219796
non-canon ships are better than canon ones anyways

>>68219824
That'd be based as fuck

>>68219975
wrong

You could theoretically cop a feel of a Axel's crotch as a joke and he wouldn't be angry

>Axel has been sexually assault in the past

Ok, who did it?

As long as you don't do that to anyone from the company it's fine, Axel.

>Aniki is friends with a bunch of closeted gays

>>68219824
>>68219881
I've been saying for a while now that they should let her skip the wait and become part of HQ, given that they're missing two members and she already gets on with them.
>Captcha: 4KDR0P
wdimbt?

>>68220094
>starsEN are gays except ruze and aniki

>>68219824
That'd be cringe as fuck

>>68220094
I'm gonna miss this cute blondie, her Serval face and great tits

>>68219824
That'd be based as fuck

>>68220060
But Matsuri gets away with it

>>68219597
NOT SO FAST

Did you guys hear that Josuiji Shinri got a shirt?

>>68219824
Remembering the tension in /stars/ when Uproar debuted and everyone wasn't entirely sure Rio was a dude, I'd have to say that wouldn't go over well. Plus, it's not like Hololive members are banned from collabing with Holostars whenever they want, they just choose not to.

>>68220314
Grim
t. Ollie

>>68219824
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Red flags need love too, I guess

>>68220382
Rio is a cool guy and once you really pay attention to how he speaks rather than the voice, it's quite obvious he's a dude

>>68220382
selen wouldn't even want to be in hololive cause she's not into singing and dancing and just wants to play games, I think it's more likely that she just go indie again or get into Vspo EN

axel struggling to decipher hlst kek

>>68220592
He so stupid kek

Shinri throatfucked Jurard into hoarseness

BANCHOU ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rH-3SlTgkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rH-3SlTgkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rH-3SlTgkg

BANCHOU IS SICK AND IT'S ALL SHINRI'S FAULT~!!!

cucklotls

>>68220382
The rules might be different for EN. Dimitri Jap and stockholders control that branch and they're very protective of their investment, and especially of Advent. Plus it's easier to convince people in Japan to watch Aruran than it is to get people not to be weirded out by Altare's voice.

>>68220314

>>68220382
>that wouldn't go over well
It would be completely different because it would be obvious as fuck. Nobody has a problem with people playing characters of the opposite sex.

>>68220659
Only men watch Axel Syrios.

Banchou...

>I was so fucking loud on both streams
at least he knows

>>68220703
The word Elysium.

God, the pained noises Jurard is making...

I hope he learns to control his screaming more now

>>68220703
........you're dumb as a bag of rocks if you geniunely believe the Dimitri Jap ship. At the end of the day, people don't collab simply because they're not interested in each other. The girls are passionate about their Hololive sisters and the boys are passionate about each other, so they tend to stay within their groups.

I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: I think Jurard T. Rexford might be retarded.

Lol, he's screaming like an angsty 13 year old now

>>68220890
Gura knew Roberu's "Cafeteria in my soul" thing. You're delusional if you don't think there isn't some management thing segregating them.

>>68220769
>Nobody has a problem with people playing characters of the opposite sex.
Utter bullshit. Starmin had a problem with the idea of a girl joining Holostars, but it turned out Rio is male so things simmered down. Also, you know damn well a male joining Hololive would cause a riot.

nice

>>68220890
explain ID then

He's hitting dino puberty now

>>68220967
I liked Bruno Ganz's depiction of Riku-san, very spot on

>A year and a half isn't even that long
>Fuck it I'm just gonna grow a pair of balls and stick with it
Based Aniki

>>68221073
no idea who that is, just found it a funny recommendation

>>68220967
>exposing your dramafag algorithm

>>68220966
Oh, I misunderstood your meaning, and so you in turn misunderstood mine.

I thought you were saying it was an issue because of gender non-conforming nonsense, not because of coed groups. Nobody cares that Bart Simpson is voiced by a woman. They would care if Holo introduced a truly coed group, yes

"The odds of winning the lottery are fuckin' low, so you better enter!"
Lol

>>68221207
nah, I made sure to block all the drama channels I know of with an extension.

>>68220967
you know that's your recommendation because you watch dramanigger shit all day, right?

>>68221370
No, it's because I watch vtubers, pretty sure it's because I watched that Rin birthday streams you guys were talking about.

>>68221240
Ehhhhh, people will definitely throw hands once Holo gets their first talent that has a opposite-gender RM, even if their voice/character passes flawlessly.

>>68221240
No no, if Hololive debuted a cute girl, that behaves like a girl and sounds like a girl, but has a male VA/roommate, that guy would get doxxed, harrassed and worse. You cannot have males voicing females or vice versa in Holopro. It'd go over like a lead balloon.

Please watch the armis boys #SupportArmis

Banchou whisper stream...

"I like me some slavery because I'm not the one doing the work" - Jurard T Rexford, 2024

If you don't watch Jurard because he's too loud, this stream is for you

>>68221511
>>68221532
I think Holostars can probably get away with a cute younger boy archetype with a female VA as long as she sounds boyish enough easier than Hololive, although both scenarios would be incredibly diffcult for the talent.

soft banchou UUUUUUU

>>68221666
I tried but he's sounding super rough

>>68221771
The only way he can speak softly is if he's dying, please understand.

"I know it's a bit derivative of what Altare did, but you know what, I don't give a shit"

AXEL TOOOLD US
WE WE DIDN'T BELIB HIM
WHYYY DIDN'T WE BELEIB HIM?

>>68220772
Ehem, us yumes watch him too...

Why isn't this dumbass saving his voice?
Just make a voice tweet to let everyone knows how bad your voice is and cancel the stream, dude, take some medicine and drink some tea

>>68221892
Yeah, male yumes

>"Here's my giant middle finger to you Altare, I'm gonna make my cake bigger and better than yours!"
Lol

>maybe I should just fuck up my voice then
M...

>>68221979
Screaming to the void again, banchou...

>>68221666
Finally.

>>68221892
show cock then

YAGOO PLEASE GIVE AXEL A SHOTA MODEL

>>68221909
He has said it before that he respects his fanbase and will try to not cancel or delay streams so much

>>68222187
Nice, I'll laugh when he completely loses his voice for a whole week.

>>68221532
Honestly it would be an issue for teh girls yeah but the guys could easily get away with one imo

>>68220382
Anyone who genuinely thought for a moment Rio might be a woman is an idiot. Including Temma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kz12bwC4Xo

>>68222187
Yeah, he takes his promises to his audience really seriously. He won't cancel something unless he feels like he absolutely needs to.

>>68222376
Kek

>>68222176

>>68221532
Isn't that just the same as seiyuu industry in general? Female seiyuus voicing male chars are normal but the reverse? Still a rare occurence

>>68222336
their guards are down. now is the time to strike.......

hear that guys, it was banchou's $20 keyboard holding back his gaming skills

Soft banchou cuteee

>Jurard, Flayon, and Ollie

Filtering each others voice to reach kino volume levels.

I wonder who among holoen will join in Jurard's birthday totsu? for holoID Ollie will surely be there, with Iofi having a chance too since he also went to her stream during new years

He's doing some good middle-aged man impressions today, ngl

>>68221729
i like this stream, it's like asmr but jutarded

>>68222811
Me, I'll join it

I can't listen to this jurard it's making me too turned on, I know his real self

>>68222811
jutai

>>68222811
Sana

Divorced lonely dad RP...

>>68221699
>Holostars can probably get away with a cute younger boy archetype with a female VA
disgusting

>left by his wife because of another man

Banchou likes NTR

>>68221240
I'm of the belief that stars is lenient enough to allow just one(1!!) girl to larp as a guy if she's convincing enough and never breaks the illusion

>>68222811
Everyone that's not HoloEN and HoloJP.

>>68222945
>Sana
Sana all...

>"Oh lover boy, come help me~"
Banchou...

>>68222994
A couple of the holos already work the tomboy/ikemen angle at times, not much different. I really don’t think a gender segregated idol company would actually hire into the opposite branch though. There were explosive rrats to hell and back about Kaoru fucking every female he came into contact with, I cannot imagine them hiring a man into the hololive branch.

>>68222994
any woman would be foolish to apply for stars when just having the hololive branding would give them at least 5 times more fame than being a stars

and then that nightmare turned into reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKymKrYbxk

>>68223347
Axel was the Cassandra of Holostars all along...

>>68223347
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
DON'T LET AXEL GET ANOTHER TAROT READING

>>68223347
I will say, for all the Kintama moments we got and the number of memes we still get about Axel and Magni, it's refreshing to see stuff like this and the "Vampire" performance in the 3D that confirm that Axel had (and still has) a soft spot for Vesper.

>>68222994
No way in hell would an idol company recruit a different gender RM for a gender-segregated branch. The fans wouldn’t be as lenient as you think either. It’s a recipe for drama.

Jurard saying "yoink" quietly is so weird

Is bettel a vtweeter now?

>>68223665
muh anxiety

>>68223802
What's the difference?

Shinri couldn't handle Armis shitting on his balling...

>>68223825
the difference is he's actually suffering from it and not bullshitting

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1754368244843188561

>>68223665
Get mogged: >>68223918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yBw-JKj2fM

remember month in review

Tempus vs Armis basketball, but irl...

>>68223918
>Week in Review
what is there to talk about that he didn't already do in the previous stream?

>>68224088
>Only 3/10 play Basketball
Armis will win

>"I know it's not literally coming from my asshole, but it kinda exposes my asshole a little bit"
Banchou...

>tweeted yesterday about being drunk
>tweeted today about buying loads of girl scout cookies
Well glad Bettel's health journey is still going strong, it'll be important for his smooth recovery

tavi on the telly for the past hour btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwDACfbIpAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwDACfbIpAY

>>68223918
>I won't be doing another comeback zatsu stream!!!
>week in review next up ;)
I hate this clown so much it's unreal

>>68224503
as long as he isn't going to the gym and contracting millions of germs I'd be happy but also considering the drunkness thing he probably is straight back to going out partying with notmagni all the the time which is hard to be pleased by

>>68224503
>years of eating junk food
>nothing happens
>eats one (1) fruit
>goes blind or some shit
Max Luck

"I think it's time for me to become seiso, it's time for me to join Tempus"
WHO IS THIS MAN??

he wants to go back to yelling so bad.. cutee

>>68224858
jurard doppelgänger i guess...

anyone who's played FF16 know how deep tavi is in the game? (like X% through main story).

Banchou is basically begging to get bullied right now

>>68225374
Holy fucking shit I don’t watch him but I just checked he’s only through like 40% of the story, been a while since I played FFXVI so I forget how fucking long it is

>>68225374
halfway? maybe? not played it myself but watched others stream it

>>68223347
He probably could tell he wasn't fitting in (with the company) from the beginning

>>68223548
That was really sweet of him

I miss him

>>68213887
I also guess that they're spacing out the merch cause of how much is gonna be released this month between EN and JP Stars. Keep in mind, Holostars in general has never missed a year for Valentines merch, last year was actually the first time the JP Stars didn't get any Valentines stuff cause they gave it to Tempus

My crackhead theory is that maybe they'll switch it this year, JP gets Valentines and EN gets White Day

>>68225910
Kek this fucking chuuni

dino already has another rich sorawrity nametag before he could take off the last one

>"I hope you don't mind sharing...my body...with someone else"
WHORE

>>68226070
JP's white day 2022 was pretty good, I ended up really liking the little fluffy hand towel things. I hope tempus gets more than acrylic stands and buttons if so.

>>68225990
same, the way I doubled my love of him after bettel's hiatus, feels so cursed...

>>68226070
Wait do we actually know that there won't be Valentine merch? Because last year it was a surprise reveal on Feb 10th.

They are

>You guys are gonna be my bra
They're living Hakka's dream...

>>68226399
I haven't seen any confirmation that there isn't gonna be merch unless I missed it. Just gotta wait, we're only 4 days into Feb anyway

>>68226257
double-teaming banchou...

Jurard could make a good Shinri impression with his voice fucked up like this

>>68226488
I swear leader nudged and winked at one point about "lots of cool things coming up soon, valentines for example" within the last week or so, but I'm blanking on what stream. Shinri did have February plans that he said got delayed until white day, but that seemed like an individual thing.

>Jurard's favorite character in "Shuumatsu no Wakure" is China's namesake, Qin Shi Huang

>Jurard's favorite character is the China's First Emperor
based

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1754382436492796018

>>68226543
definitely an individual thing for Shinri since he's planning a karaoke for White Day (probably couldn't get his housemates out for vday). Can't get the timestamp but Axel talked about Valentine's merch being a thing in his zatsu earlier

>>68226543
Definitely could be merch hints or maybe he has his own thing for Valentines too, we'll just have to see

>>68225910
Jurard, Jurard uber Alles.

>>68226469
Yep they are 100% fucking

>Superchat mentions Simo Hayha
>don't know about him so check google
>killed the most soldiers in the war between finland and soviets
No wonder he has the title of white death

>>68226469
In Japan? Yeah

>>68226722
>A lot of games he liked
Nice!
>Karaoke
Double nice!
>Drawing stream
Triple nice!
Borb LOVE!

>"How many people can touch my body at the same time?"
WHOREEEE

>>68226722
9am karaoke?

>>68226722
I can't believe Hakka got duped into saying that his dick was small by Octavio

The fact that Jurard sounds like Vox Akuma in this state terrifies me.

>>68227048
He said it on today's zatsu that it was for JST/SEA Hakkitos since his usual karaokes aren't at the best time for them.

>>68227131
There's a reason he doesn't actually want to stream like this.

>>68227131
I never have heard that guy in my life but I'll take your word for it

>>68226469
100%

>>68227205
no need to tell me. he already said it: copyright for thinking that he was using a clip of other vtubers

>>68227182
aww that's nice of him then

AIEEEEE
>both in tokyo

ARE THEY???

>>68227433
They already did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLxMR6mIWiw

>>68227433
Zeta....
Jokes aside, Bae has already said that she has moved to Tokyo.

Oh yeah, Axel said that the guests are gonna be in the 3D collab

>>68227433
Anon, both of them are in japan, probably near the Cover place. The only funny thing about these tweets to me is how close they were from eachother

>>68227513
i resent them but i miss this

>>68227756
I wonder if it just JP senpai because I really can't imagine anyone else. But that's in person, they could have calls with the others boys while doing the collab and suggesting them poses to do together.

>>68227756
I need 3D yatta

>>68227131
it doesn't help that he also imitated vox, luca, and ike before. heck mysta even appeared in the comment section of one of his imitation videos and he pinned it.

>>68227906
I assume this is RM stuff, huh?

>>68227997
nope

>>68227756
It will be the manechans but they will talk and sing.

>>68227885
Astel is on a break

Armis are too poor to afford colours on Jurard's cake...

>>68228075
and magves are graduated. honestly, whoever is around and knows the lines could join in, its a fuckin kino song to cover and doesn't specifically need 8 members seeing as the original group is 6, you can break up the line allocation however you like.