/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my classmates in elementary didnt like me because i would gnaw on all the crayons so noone could use them anymore

gufeet

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

i am gabby gura
ama

Gura cute Gura cute!

I didn't know Gura was in the marines. I love my badass crayon munching shark.

Sex with a fembud.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>it's like a 4090

>>67888425
>>67888516

>>67888521
a 3080 is "like" a 4090, yes

the shit around your gpu is just as if not more important to pc performance than the actual gpu

I BEAT THE GURASS POSTER

>>67888521
It would make sense if she got a new PC since the karaoke, OP, and a bunch of other stuff isn't set up.

>>67888521
with how fucked her setup was prior to coming back I wouldn't be surprised if a whole new setup was part of the return

>>67888425
>>67888516
>>67888529
fuck off antis

Gurass

>>67888541
>>67888583
I have a 4090, after all the stuff I've tried with it I couldn't possibly believe a game like this and Covers shitty app would be enough to stress it that much. I have no clue if any of the holos have one though to compare.

>>67888629
w

>>67888629
A true chumbud will accept and love Gura's cunny regardless of how much hair is on it.

>>67888685
I will shave it for her.

Gura gave the grays an ad. haha fuck you fags

>>67888685
a true chumbud wouldn't tolerate these lies being spread about her either

Im okay with no chatting tonight, my brain is starting to melt too

chippi dippy dabba dabba
scooby dooby dabba dabba

>>67888685
that doesn't change the facts. NO HAIR.

>>67888685
there's no hair doe

what if she suddenly decided to take a break to eat a hamburger?

>>67888726
I'm a member and it tried to hit me with it too, I saw like a second of it before my adblock kicked it out.

>>67888769
That's a fuckng bacon cheeseburger you absolute pleb.

>>67888726
I'm a member and I have adblock off. It doesn't bother me much, I rewind 10 seconds and turn 2x speed on.

>>67888769
here name is not george

>>67888583
didnt she just have a new pc?

>>67888784
what the fuck
that'd give a lot of value to membership if it supressed ads

>>67888763
>>67888736
Gura is in a good mood, ergo she is shaved. when Gura is depressed she is hairy. Mumei, by the way, is hairy all the time because she didn't realize women shave in the family feud stream

>>67888769
I would continue watching but only if she didn't mute

>>67888784
why people use adblock instead ublock origin?

>>67888852
kinda feels like she gets a new one after every break

>>67888769
It's like tea time for the brits. A hamburger break would be allowed.

>>67888769
If she let us hear the mouth noises I would be in heaven.

>>67888844
>gura stream
>rewind
what?

>>67888889
Gura does not grow hair. Mumei does grow hair, go to her for your hairfag garbage.

I thought these games were like 3h long or so
Man I'm European, I decided to stay up a little bit longer to watch her because I work at 1pm today so no big deal, but this game is longer than I thought and I'm having a hard time staying awake

>>67888968
Im always surprised by the number of newfags we still get around here.

>>67888973
Gura 100% grows hair

>>67888968
install ytbetter script and enjoy dvr

Youtube premium has been paying off. Its a shame its so expensive though

>>67889034
Well yeah, on her head

>>67888982
they are
there is a lets play that did it in under 3 hours
its just that gura is...
special

>>67888874
But Youtube wants to double dip by forcing everyone to buy premium

>>67889056
and pits leg and pussy and butt

>>67889056
Yeah, the head of her penis.

>he/she/they
Gura..

>>67889063
She just mentioned some dude completed it in 2h...
Oh well, sunk cost fallacy, I'll watch til the end

>>67888982
>>67889063
Even so this is especially longer than the other two, possibly longer than both put together.

>he/she/THEY
fuck I thought she was based

>>67889053
Use a free VPN on your cellphone, set it to Argentina, route your internet to a laptop, log in to your youtube account and set your payment address to somewhere in Argentina. Enjoy youtube premium at less than 1 dollar a month.

>>67888982
your fault for being a subhuman thirdworlder

She wants to end...

>>67889187
Gura uses they a lot, newbud.

>>67889140
no
>>67889150
hair isn't supposed to grow on the head of your penis... get that checked out

Yes, turn on the sexophone ToT

>>67889063
>there is a lets play that did it in under 3 hours
Did they edit out a bunch of the puzzle solving? Or did they have a guide? It honestly doesn't feel like she's taking that long to finish most parts based on what they're asking of her. It just seems like a really long chapter.

>>67889187
she'll also do 'ladies, gentlemen, friends'. been like that since debut

>>67889153
>>67889187
>he or she, there are only those two

>>67889160
to me it feels like the this game drags on too much

>>67889264
ive seen 3 hours, ive seen 8 hours
gamers be gaming

>>67889284
correct

I bet Gura is one of those girls who get nipple hairs

>>67889187
she's a woman after all...

>>67889140
Don't forget about her little fuzzy white moustache. I love when she tickles me with it when we kith. :3

goboa...

that was a good one

>Dat SCREAM
TSKR

gura is completely smooth below the neck

Gura had twinkle stars song stuck in head and then let out the biggest scream she ever had on stream.

>>67889348
hot

that scream was like MUSIC to my ears

Wow was that her biggest scream ever? Didn't even sound like a Gura scream, just a pure throat damaging shriek

>>67889229
Fuck you pubelet I'll grow hair wherever the fuck I want and I hope gura does the same.

COVER FIX YOUR APP

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

OBS hort

OBS really is a POS

Sounds like 2001 A Space Odyssey monolith scenes.

>>67889187
I missed it, what did she do/say
I personally will give her a pass if it's just to avoid conflict, females are not meant to be politically ideological creatures

CPU at 7%. Still laggy?

No...PC is gonna implode again like with Sanic...the return arc is cancelled

>>67889572
zoomer devs never watched that movie though

oh shit it's poppy playtime

Honestly a lot of the fault lies with the game/developers for using volumetric fog

>NO HUGGY WUGGY DON'T RAISE YOUR HAND LIKE THAT

>the conveniently timed lag just to fuck with the cutscene

>>67889585
I wonder if the game isn't built for multithreading and it's maxing out one core.

Gangimari Gura is great.

catplap

>>67889588
No, not again...

>>67889637
It was probably the cutscene actually causing the issues.

is the voice actor AI?
they sound so unserious and unconcerned

>>67889578
Same, missed it too. I watch Hololive because I don't want to hear about this kind of shit from their talents. I would understand if she was just trying to be non-confrontational or sidestep the issue. She has to know what her audience is like and that pandering to pronoun people will piss them off.

>this game will be another game she'll finish in the books

kneel status?

>>67889711
all the VAs and live action actors for this game have been "who do we have sitting around the office"-tier.

When will Gura finish Super Metroid?

>>67889726
(You) forgot your desu, here you go bud

I guess no more lag after going through that lore dump. I guess 1 more section before the final battle?

>>67889726
>>67889578
>the people getting upset aren't even watching the stream
typical

holy shit she is still streaming? was this not supposed to be a "short stream"?

>>67889765
I thought the news guy was okay, apart from the fact that the decades old broadcast was clearly filmed in 60fps

Gura has done inclusive they/them stuff several times already, I don't get how it's still noteworthy anymore.

>>67889814
I literally stepped outside for a smoke because she's been going four hours and my phone is out of data from watching her outside yesterday, no need to get sand in your vagina

>>67889726
I feel like I missed what you guys were talking about, but if she didn't know the gender of the person she was talking about then they is a completely acceptable word to use and it has been used like that for literal decades before both sides of political faggotry got a stick up their asses.

idk if this is normal for video games but they do not have a voice director in the credits

>>67889849
She expected the game to be short so she could chat a lot. There instead won't be chatting today.

>>67889871
You're talking about it though.

>>67889814
I'm watching the stream and posting at the same time. I'm not carefully listening to every word she says because my attention is split between the stream and the thread.

I want to smell gura's sigh

>>67889896
It's also a placeholder for multiple people but the retards here would rather stir up fake drama.

>>67889756
her liking kissy is the only reason she will play part 4 to save her

>>67889930
thats cringe
watch the stream
i do the same

>>67889896
That would have already been covered by "he/she" dumbud, no need to ride the fence so hard and make your pussy raw

>>67889964
It's a placeholder for multiple people or when the gender of the subject is not known (e.g. "somebody forgot THEIR jacket"). HOWEVER, using it to refer directly to a specific known person is a neologism created from gender politics, and is entirely unnecessary virtue signalling.

>>67890019
If its not an object and you don't know if its a he or she, you say they

>>67889909
>There instead won't be chatting today.
oh come on....

>>67890019
You're trying too hard.

I didn't even notice a they so I don't know the context and don't feel like rewinding because who cares
but the main character is referred to as they ingame by poppy, happened like 3 hours ago, please consider being less obsessed

>>67889964
What >>67890019 said, stop being a troon

Catnap fight time. Didn't last long in first round.

I have to wake up early tomorrow...

>is this intentionally a rage game
kek, my exact feeling
the other two chapters felt much more enjoyable than this one

>>67890116
same....i gotta get up at 5 am for work

>>67890068
>That would have already been covered by "he/she"
Your reading reps dumbud

>>67890066
Except it wasn't a known person in Gura's context, that's the whole point. Someone just told Gura they watched a playthrough, nothing beyond that. Again it's just retards being upset over literally nothing.

gura is not a fan of corpse runs

Gura says she's not familiar with twitch slang anymore, but says "just do thing 4head" quite a bit. lol

>>67890088
the discussion wasn't about the game itself. Are any of you people listening to the stream?

>>67890156
I didn't even know this was a big deal. I usually use it and they interchangeably though

Please guys stop arguing over what words my retarded wife uses, I will correct her tonight for causing such grievance among the masses.

politicalbuds having a 2016 ahhhh debate in the /ggg/ thread fr

>>67890188
thats old lingo tho

>>67890165
>>67890156

>>67890188
Thats old slang

>battery glitches out
oh hey, that's the last room I saw in the spanish loli's stream before she quit

>>67890188
next shes going to say le toucan has arrived

>>67890165
It's perfectly reasonable to be upset about the degradation of language for the sake of politicized meme philosophy. Any reasonable person from 10+ years ago would assume "ollie" is a male child.

>>67890188
One, that's ancient Twitch lingo. Two, someone literally wrote the 4head in their chat message, and every other time.

>literally FNAF

>>67890201
I am now but I was just blasting my toilet for a few minutes while listening, please forgive my lack of focus, tonights chili was much spicier on the way out
either way please consider being less obsessed, who cares

>>67890211
Get in line I have first dibs

I actually closed the stream, this is unprecedented.

>>67890298
I thought ollie was a girl

>>67890339
why?

>>67890339
bro got filtered by watching gameplay

>>67890298
no, it could be a nickname Olivia, and I thought it was a she since its the pink huggy wuggy

>>67890298
using they to represent multiple people is literally how it's meant to be used, that's not degradation you retard.

>>67890370
he's never closed the stream before

saw the gameplay of the final boss, it's gonna take awhile

>>67890366
>people didn't play THPS and meet Ollie the magic bum

hey lol

>>67890413
It was unprecedented

>>67890423
Anon...

>>67890445

>>67890445
i will not listen to you

>>67890445
fuck off, listenerbud

>>67890201
I'm not obsessed with trannies to the point of sperging out every time I heard someone say the word "they" so I don't remember when she said it.

>>67890370
Mumei is singing a 10/10 karaoke right now and Gura's stream wasn't interesting enough to keep on

My daughter is retarded

this area seems to have quite a lot of moving parts.

>>67890445
every god damn time this pic gets posted she starts talking about ending the stream.

I KNEW IT
GIVE ME PRAISE I PREDICTED IT

So much for a long chatting segment

>>67890571
>he wasn't watching the stream

>>67890522
Wait there are other girls streaming?

>>67890469
His name was Ollie and you ollied him! It was very clever!!!

Sorry devs but you should have cut 30% of the game

>No streams for 2 days.
No...

no streams the next 2 days

NO STREAMS FOR TWO DAYS
ITS ACTUALLY OVER AGAIN

>>67890481
I knew somebody in school that looked like this. Had a physical deformity giving him a trex arm like pic rel. I always imagined if I was in his position I would just workout the other arm nonstop. Like get it giga big. You know, for aesthetics.

>no stream for the next 2 days
she's not back

Yeah her brain is gone.

she cant even start the boss fight

>>67890401
>HE/SHE
>HE/SHE
>HE/SHE
>ALREADY DOES THAT
>"THEY" is therefore redundant
>Except for either virtue signaling or to avoid the virtue signalers getting their panties in a knot
>And trying to smear her as a nazi or something again
It's cute that you think you know better what does or does not degrade a language you apparently don't speak, you certainly aren't using it to actually read the thread

Telling us when she's streaming again. Definitely a good sign.

guys i just trusted a fart too much and now i need to go wipe...

>2 day
Im going to do my cleaning and weight reps to make her proud.

>>67890600
Are you actually serious? Are you trying to gaslight me, chumbie?

No stream for next 2 days. Can stream on friday. Looks like she will have to stop because she can't process final battle. I guess we got one good old college try or we'll have a part 2 later and chat after.

>no streams for the next 2 days
Guess she's going back to slutting it up and collecting that sweet goom T o T

>>67890703
Yeah, mine

were the devs too ambitious with this chapter?

>>67890680
get back to the game, Gura

she told us that she's taking a break! I'm so proud of her!

what the fuck is this game lol
why is starting the final boss fight so tedious

>>67890680
Wait until stream is over, Gura is more important

Yeah it's over

I'd be pretty ok with her not coming back to this and doing something else entirely on fri/sat/sun/whatever
she's dropped plenty of games before, I think I can live with this being left in the breeze

and i thought setting up for destiny bosses took too long

Just give up goobmeister

>>67890660
Hey anon, if you were to refer to two men that you don't know the name of would you say he and he or they? You fucking retard.

HAHAHAHAHHA
WHAT A DUMMY DUMB DUMB

>>67890660
>>67890401
>>67890298
>>67890165
>>67890066
>>67889964
>>67889726
I used to use they for gender neutral single, but now I use "he or she" because I hate trannies. Crazy that I remember getting lectured in middle and high school to use "he or she" and not "they"

what the fuck is even going on anymore

>>67890445
nig

is she actually just stopping right before the end?

she has zero idea wtd

>>67890767
Yeah fuck this, I don't care enough

>>67890767
Just means that next stream is a chatting stream with a little bit or a lot of gameplay

>>67890834
inverted glock bud...

>>67890729
It's not a break retard. She didn't tell us what she's doing, you can't say it's a break when she could be working.

>>67890690
They capitalized it in the middle of a sentence! His name was OLLIE!!!

>>67890809
derailment

>>67890863
Anon, it's 1:34 am and she's tired of this game's bs

>>67890722
I think the problem is that the last half feels like the end is right around the corner. If the game was more upfront about how long it is Gura would probably feel better about cutting it short. I know Ollie tells you when you are halfway and 75% done, which proves that the devs knew it was a problem.

>>67890804
Yeah, same I now specify "HE/SHE" just to piss off the faggots

>>67890804
I use they because it keeps the ball tuckers off my ass and I really don't want to lose my comfy tech job while the whole sector is on fire.

>>67890788
Obviously not - which is why "he/she/they" indicates that she was using a singular pronoun
Which, again, makes "they" redundant
You absolute fucking moron

>>67890809
/pol/nigger melty, they expect some white american woman streaming to 25k people to act le based
May I recommend plappkin plappa you faggots? Oh wait she respects tranny rights or some shit lmao

>>67890878
it's a special mirrored edition, don't worry about it

>>67890893
12:30 eastern, but yeah her brain is gone.

>>67890722
possibly but dumbing things down to goob's level would be a bit much.

>>67890893
its 12:35 liar

>>67890914
hopefully you incorporate subtle microaggressions into your speech as a matter of principle, right?

>>67890941
>>67890930
I'm tired as well, pls andstand

>>67890917
Anon she didn't see the playthough. It could have been a man playing it, it could have been a women playing it, it could have been two friends playing it. You're a fucking idiot.

>>67890926
You type like a homo watcher.

that was a good sound

>>67890736
>first chapter is just a simple and quick mascot horror game
>second chapter is that but also with plot everywhere
>third chapter is just this
It kinda feels like the devs got a big head from the success and then tried way too hard to be epic at the end

>>67890956
nta, but I get told I do >micro aggressions, all the time

https://litter.catbox.moe/qulifv.mp4

This looks fucking awful to play.

gura ragequitted looool

Well, that's end of stream. Shark tired. Wait for Part 2.

>>67890804
>>67890907
Based
>>67890926
>Everyone I don't like is /pol/
Contain your tears child

>>67890804
I was taught the exact same thing. In elementary school when we did creative writing my teachers would always correct me for this and comment "who is 'they'" on my papers. I now go out of my way not to do this because I refuse to pander to freaks.
>>67890914
Understandable. Just remember to throw the ball tuckers under the bus or set them up to fail as much as possible. These people are never your friends.

Yeah this game's done and never getting picked up again
Abayo, Poppy

I use they because it triggers the chuds

LISTENERBUD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol she lasted longer than i expected.
She's probably done with this game for good now, honestly don't blame her

>actually quitting

ahahahaha the buds aren't kissing

Big goob

>>67890983
Cause I mock you for giving a shit about some w*man using a pronoun? Shut the fuck up, not everyone is on estrogen cause they don't stop the world and act like a thespian when they hear libshit

BIGGGG GURA

>>67891032
>I play games with lootboxes because it triggers people who like video games.

>>67891043
nibba did you not see all that bs she had to go through just to start the boss fight, id uninstall that shit too

>still going on about "they"

>>67890926
>>67890890
no, I mean in the game

>thought she's gonna clear the game
>boy I was wrong
>she's not gonna touch it again
welp

>>67891116
goobas ending so that'll be the main shitposting topic for the night

>>67891068
FUCK

>>67890804
By who? Retarded teachers?
"They" was used even by William fucking Shakespeare to refer to people of undefined gender, it's not fucking "Zir" or some other weird neologism, anon, it's just english.

>>67891068
SHE SAW THIS ANON

welp, another game unfinished lol

I love my wife!

>>67891127
no clue, I spaced out about an hour ago and started reading threads

Yeah, shes never coming back to this game again after all that lol.

Wasn't expecting her to do Chapter 3 after how much she struggled doing Chapter 2

>>67891193
technically the game isn't finished yet

>>67891154
>she's not gonna touch it again
ideally, yes

Good night, wish you happy dreams.
I'll get 4 hours or so before work, but it was worth it.

>>67891178
cool, still not using they as third person singular because I hate troons

>>67889756
lmao

I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING!

>>67891127
from what i gather, you have to fend off catnap for the allotted time with similar methods to FNAF where you have limited power for "doors" along with limited other prevention methods

>>67890445
SOMEBODY STRANGLE THIS LISTENER

these guys have been on my recc grid every single stream this week

i hope she dreams of dinos again

>>67891193
Go watch Game Center CX if you really want to watch someone who tries to complete games.

>>67891232
lol she was exited for chapter 3 to come out
that's why she played this series in the first place

Gura has turned into puddle. Prepare the jar.

>>67891262
You missed one!

>>67890975
Did you miss the posts where we explicitly said we missed that part and were specifically asking to be told what happened
Nobody in the thread answered us until much later, by which point the convo had already been derailed into a "but it can refer to a (single) person whose sex you don't know" cope
Do your reading reps, you absolute mongoloid

>>67891297

And she's gone again. I'm actually feeling pretty good, though. If she can keep up with the clear communication on when she's streaming like this then we really are back.

I love my puddle wife!

>>67891307
you sound mad.

>>67891292
yikes

Wife busy next few days making le'babies with me, but she doesn't know you can't get pregnant in the ear!

>>67891321

we're up to what? 15 hours of stream time now this year? I love her so much. It feels so good to spend time with her again.

>>67891307
> I wasn't watching the stream and was wrong so you should do better
ramao

Since when do you fags care about Gura finishing games?

Goobnight shark
>>67891336
You sound brown

>>67891265 me
although i have had a drink so might be wrong

>>67891396
I still care about her finishing Super Metroid one day.

I doubt she sends any more tonight

https://litter.catbox.moe/ln05r9.mp4

chumbud..

I miss her already...

here is hte correct screencap

>does not finish game
>no zatsu even though she promised
I am feeling a liiiiiitle bit disappointed

>>67891400
you aren't marine tho

>>67891425
yeah, me

>>67891425

>>67891425
>https://litter.catbox.moe/ln05r9.mp4
FBI, get this man!

>>67891262
I want to drink her so bad.

>>67891425
why tf would you record yourself doing this?

>>67891425
He added hentai cumshot sound effects...

>>67891453
Goob very tired and can't think straight.

I want a Gura puddle on my bed.

my shark wife

Promise not to lose your shit for 2-3 days fellow chumbies?

>>67891425
I really should invest in an Irokebijin sex doll...

>>67891537
Nothing about Gura is straight, i love this ulta-hyper-mega lesbian <3

>>67891508
More Palworld soon?

>>67891425
well i'm definitely gonna have nightmares now

>>67891573
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to playing Palworld

>>67891573
two days, sure, but if she doesn't stream on friday then she hates me specifically

>>67891389
Asking a question does not make someone wrong
The retards defending "he/she/they" in reference to a singular person and NOT to a potential collective, on the other hand...

Child

my dumbass forgor to set an alarm and i missed it
is the vod kino at least, ill still watch it but im curious

>>67891573
>Promise not to lose your shit for 2-3 days fellow chumbies?
Ghosting arc incomming, i am 99% sure of it, this is the last we've seen of her in atleast 3 months

>>67891573
bro really watched the entire mp4 :skull:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE LIED WERE NOT BACK 2 DAY BREAK KJHLFLAIYVFIUDNB!

I just tucked my cute daughterwife Gura into bed and gave her a goodnight kiss.
She's all tuckered out and very very eepy.

>>67891573
I'm working out of town so this is a good time to focus a little more on my job. I still have her on my mind 24/7 tho.

>check the negative reviews on steam
Yeah, pretty much the same I felt.
Time to goom to >>67891007 and go to bed, head hort goobnight

>>67891639
Sufferkino, maybe. Has some good screams, though

>>67891425
That noise is revolting. Also it looks like her tummy is big.

10/10 karaoke my ass
Mid ass musical songs, he voice is still pretty good tho

>>67891573
Real chumbuds wont lose their shit, but shitposters and trolls will be camping ggg and flooding it pretending to be chumbuds
>new ip
Yes I lurk most of the time.

>>67891425
>can't even last 10 sec without slowing down
prematurebud

>>67891389
>I didn't read the thread so YOU'RE wrong
Nice backtrack

i will support the owl

>>67891671
M RT

>>67891671
M+RT

>>67891693
are you from Chicago by any chance?

>>67891573
I can manage atleast that much, I'm not that much of a chumbaby.

Why Gura never raid anyone?

I'm going to bed. Goob was fun. Not quite as sexy as last poppy stream but we got a lot of sighs and mouth noises.

>>67891671
>>67891751
M + RT

>>67891671
M RT

>>67891573
I can feel the anti voices creeping in already... Must resist... Urge to shit up the thread...

>>67891671
>>67891751
M RT

>>67891751
>>67891671
M RT RT

>>67891794
she didn't pee... very sad.

My wife was cute as usual tonight, what did you think of her?

Yo Gura host up some DRG so we can join and shoot the shit a lil bit, come on do it

>>67891425
I wonder if Gura is even remotely aware of vtuber sex dolls

>>67891862
she 100% did pee this stream

>>67891573
Two days. I will anti on the third unless she provides sufficient explanation.

>>67891729
There are multiple people in the thread you know anon, every single post I made on the subject was in reference to multiple people. Why don't you go watch the vod because you clearly didn't watch the end of the stream.

>>67891789
She didn't even know how to turn off midroll ads yesterday.

>>67891884
what kind of tourist are you to think she wouldn't be? she's seen the dollbud who posts here's doll and she thinks it's funny

>>67891884
I bet she is, she knows about the jar, after all.

>>67891887
>>67891862
She never mentioned needing to pee this stream, which means that she must have used her diaper early and marinated in it.

Any game that you recommend to gura has to be easier and less tedious than poppy playtime chapter 3

>>67891959
cute k0t

>>67891671
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my first image file was too large

>>67891962
Gura should play osrs

>>67891904
>Now he's ACTUALLY blaming others for him being wrong
Grorious Pajeet pottery

>>67891957
the cum jar.........

>>67891789
old holo culture was not to do that because it's disruptive. gura still subscribes to that and some other things that her senpais did.

>>67891962
noita would not be much better for her, I think

I appreciate that she gave an estimate on how long she'd be gone

>>67891958
Gura doesn't always metnion she needs to pee when she needs to pee. It's when she wants to make us extra thirsty that she does

>>67892036
Not only that, one stream she also gave permission to use the jar! Someone asked in SC, "Yes, you can put the figma in the yar and use it"

>>67892036
The jar will always be funny

>not finish the game, too eepy
>no SC reading
>no raiding
I unironically love her this way

>>67892024
She could possibly enjoy the early game if she goes in like a casual, but you know Gura and grinding...
Also I worry at the sights she will see on 301, the catfishing, scamming, gambling bots and esex are pretty crazy these days

>>67892081
Same desu It's literally all I've ever asked of her.

"Gura, I'm thristy"
She now no longer needs to pee.

>>67892072
Noita would be okay if the wand system didn't exist. But it does, and it would ruin the game for her if she somehow got past the brutal difficulty.

>>67892025
You're winning so much anon, bragging in a Gawr Gura thread about how you didn't watch Gura's stream. Your parents must be so proud.

I hope she meant saturday when she said weekend, I'm kinda busy on friday

>>67892195
well now she really means friday, thanks anon

>>67892174
Okay fine, this one made me chuckle
You may be a dumbud anon, but you're alright

>>67891425
this sex doll is actually pretty nice looking

>>67892222
quads of truth

>>67892081
This behavior never lasts though

>>67891671
MMMMMMM

>>67892072
>>67892177
I kinda hope she gives Noita a try someday. I know it'd probably be a one off and a ragefest, but I think she'd enjoy the concept of it, at least.

I still want to know what she ment the other day when she wishes to be a wizard? Does she mean wizard as in 30 year old virgin?

>>67891962
I wonder if any of the saints row games are possible. She'd like them

>>67891671
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>>67891708
Same desu old shit, by now we are resilient to their faggoty ways

>>67892361
she wants to lead the klan

So what are we supposed to do now?

>>67892361
No she meant she wants to cast spells on people and smoke a pipe, she wants to be Gura The Stinky.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

huhaha

>>67877777
Not a soft lock but the post was close...

>>67892411
Pine for our wife
And pray that she is doing well

>>67892411
Suffer and wait.

>>67892411
Im gonna shower, eat, manage my tarkov inventory, the sleep

>>67892473
Quints of truth never lie, anon
They may not manifest in exactly the form you expect, but the truth shall always reveal itself in the end

I have a problem cumbuds: I waited for her return for over 1 year, now when she finally is back i don't want to watch her because my kokoro doko doko to fast whenever she is on the telly!

Gura if you’re reading this I just wanted to let you know that I was the last true Chumbud so if you want to hang out and maybe kiss that would be cool.

She gets so easily jumbled up and cwanky when she's tired.
My wife truly is a child...

>>67892411
I'm going back to playing wc3 customs.

>>67892635
if that doesn't happen to you when you're tired, you aren't tired enough

>>67892411
fap to gura so much that you sleep for 2 days

>>67892411
thread will slow down, maybe go to eep

>>67892606
Develop a caffeine addiction

>>67892411
I am playing rainbow six

>>67892361
She will become the most powerful virgin. I believe in the strength of her magicks.

>>67892686
>Andrew Ryan line
>DOOR STUCK
K E K
I like this drawfag

>>67892650
You really like that game, huh

I almost just forgot how to walk up stairs while coming up mine. I might be in trouble buds.

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs

>>67892809
Gura take your meds

>>67892809
Remember when Gura was chased up her stairs by her cat? That was kino

>>67892686
isn't this dude the one who made Gura's fanart with Sana and one homo?

>>67892809
I live in a small apartment space. I wish I had stairs ;-;

>>67891789
Because her fans are mostly her fans. It’s not like her genmates never mentioned it to her namely Kiara

>>67892048
Newfag raids didn’t exist back then. JP doesn’t do raids because it’s disrespectful to their fans.

>>67892951
no one cares dramafag

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>67892951
yeah
he fell for negative comments from the sisters during that period

WTF are these songs that Walmart Gura is singing?

two weeks left before cyb0rseggz!

>>67893040
I think they’re called show tunes

>>67892951
>>67893033
What, the one that essentially predicted she would be graduating?
God, he must be feeling silly right about now
Hopefully Gura accepts these fanarts in place of naked dogeza