/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67822821
Miguel Gato

>>67822821
AZKi, unironically

>>67822821
Ina, Kiara would be a good idiot wife

>>67822821
Kiara is the only good wife material in EN.
>but what about Fuwamoco?
They're wives material.

>>67822821
Bae
Ollie
Risu
Callie
Okayu

>>67822821
AZKi, IRyS, Moona and Rushia.

>>67822821
en: I feel once you crack the shell of Shiorin~, she'd make the most loyal, trustworthy wife. Calli and IRyS are runner-ups

When people talk about this are they just assuming the streaming would stop at marriage? You have to be pretty non-traditional to date an active streamer to begin with, but relationship requires are entirely personal preference so this thread is a dud to begin with.

>>67823258
Ollie seems fine herself but doesn't she have family issues? I think family baggage is literally one of the biggest marriage killers.

>>67822821
I love Senchou and Shiori and I watch both of them a ton, but out of everyone in Holo I think Nerissa would probably be the best and most stable wife.

>>67823553
Honestly, I don't think I'd be comfortable with a woman with a past of emotional prostitution. It says something about her morals and view of men as people to take advantage of. Streamers and past streamers are not marriage material, period.

>>67822821
fauna if she wasnt vegan
probably ina but mainly because i want an artwife
most of the ENs are kind of low tier wife material but i'll throw in irys and fuwamoco (both at the same time)

>>67822970
picking the one with tried and true experience i see

>>67823119
Kiara seems too high maintenance. Feels like she would expect a lot from you as a partner I dont think I could keep up

>>67824012
>fauna
>vegan

>>67824433
i think you can eat honey or whatever and still be a vegan, lets be real here
now if you want to make a real argument we can talk about how vegans reconcile pet ownership with their other beliefs

>>67822821
Flare and Iroha.

>>67822821
Mio without doubt

Choco if you want a tard wife

>>67824568
>Choco
Wrong.
Among the highest and most out of touch standards in Hololive, if not THE most.

>>67824325
That sounds like a you problem

Marine would be a good wife besides her being probably really clingy

>>67822821
It's Mio and Towa

>>67822821
After the Rushia situation, there's a high possibility they're all already married or at least dating.

Like Lui maybe.

>>67822821
Bae and maybe like 2 girls from JP. Maybe some of the ID girls. All the others are either already taken or are focusing on saving up money and just generally focusing on the job to do much of anything else. And the people they do end up dating will more than likely be music people or people that worked with them before in general, so there's basically no chance that any of them will end up with one of their fans by pure coincidence or just a normal dude in general.

>>67822821
I think Ayame would make for a good wife because she basically doesn't age during my lifespan. When I'm old she will still be her 1500+ year old, youthful oni self.

Which anon would genuinely make a good husband/wife?

>>67827222
>>67827777
CHECKED

>>67822821
https://youtu.be/dEOVxYLmPSE?t=402

>>67822821
Nodoka

>>67824568
Choco is fun for a while but she is absolutely not wife material, and I say this as someone who oshid her. She's your unforgettable summer fling.

>>67822821
Mococo
not that bitch Fuwawa

>>67827222
>Bae
If you don't mind her going out with her male friends/crushes.

Ame unironically. She prioritises others needs over her own and isn't afraid to tell you if you're actually like a dumbass. You need someone like that to look out for you. Plus she grew up poor and still has the poorfag mindset so she's incredibly low maintenance.

Maybe Subaru she has a lot of charm

>>67822821
AZKi
Choco
Fubuki
Mio
Flare
Watame
Botan
Polka
Nene
Lamy
Lui
IRyS
Kiara
Moona
Reine
Kaela

Gen 5 is the clear winner

>>67823591
Family issue?? What kind ? Never heard of it before...

>>67827222
Not Moona. Already married...

>>67822821
There is literally no other choice than Fuwawa
She'd been genetically modified to be a perfectly retarded wife

>>67822821
IRyS, Fuwamoco and Nerissa

>>67824494
Honey literally comes from a domesticated animal, vegans do not eat it. It would be impressive but bees have enough good pr that it's not really unexpected.

>>67822821
Wawa and Bae as non-meme answers, marrying and divorce-raping Reine as my meme answer. Would also marry Shiori because the idea of us having a fight and her locking herself up in her office and talking to MeatTreeAI for support is really funny to me.

>>67822821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W25VvoWh5zY

Mio seem like an obvious choice, and I'm not even a huge fan- a lot of the girls I watch would be horrible wives- they're entertaining but they're somewhere between "too needy" and "damn bitch you live like this."

Fubu might be good for a wife if you never want kids and just want a otaku-wife

>>67836039
Who would be worst then, formers are not included

>>67836498
Kanata, calli, pekora, kobo, moona, choco,ollie, suisei, aqua, bae, rushia, laplus, shion, aki, matsuri, luna, hiodoshi, ririka, lui, ame

None. You really think rushia was an outlier and not the norm?

>>67825015
Did she specify something, gave examples?

>>67822821
Mori, specifically for me. I've always wanted to find a girl with a big imagination and who's into the same stuff as me and ambitious about creating stuff like I am. We could work in our studio together and make anything that we can imagine. She's so perfect for me it almost seems too good to be true... I want to be with her so badly...

>>67822821
Unironically?
AZKi, also Aki
Mio if you don't mind that she might feel more like a mom than a wife

>>67836498
Worst?
I would say Suichan, Matsuri, Choco, Kanade

>>67822821
Bae. I saw the Xmas prep stream

>>67841226
Yes, several.
First off, because of the problems she has seen in her parents marriage, she wants her husband to work away from home if he is able to work from home. She thinks time away from each other is necessary, which sure it is, but to that extreme of a degree is ridiculous.
Then there is also her own quirky shit, like saying she basically wants to be left alone unless she is horny, wants someone to talk to, or is about to eat (and of course she wants her man to just KNOW when these moods of hers kick in). Also, you and her sleep in separate beds in different rooms.

Most importantly, Choco has said she wants whoever she marries to own a car and a home in Tokyo. It is absurdly expensive to own a home in Tokyo, and a car is an expense/luxury you don't need to add unless you're balling, so she said in no uncertain terms she wants her man to be a millionaire.
Why? Because she is unwilling to move from Tokyo. She wants to stay there to be close to friends and because she likes the city.
Unsure if she has spoken about looks or not, but obviously she'd have to find the man attractive, and I'm not sure what she considers attractive.

It's a little sad that she trouble dating and shit, and she's very attractive and is able to cook, but she's got some weird shit going on in terms of how she wants a relationship to be and her monetary requests filter most men in Tokyo.

>>67823726
>Nerissa would probably be the best and most stable wife
Nerissa, like most from the Midwest US, would be absolutely insufferable the second you put the wrong type of fork on the table for the wrong type of food. The nagging would only ramp up as time goes on.

>>67840071
If Rushia were the norm hololive would have burned up in flames long ago.

>>67822821
My shark wife can bake and sew. That's more than enough

>>67826774
Clingy girls are literally the best. Why the fuck would you NOT want one?

>>67830348
>Softness ass in hololive
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

more than you think because they do more work than your typical streamer. lots of scheduling makes them good at making time and planning ahead.

>>67822821
Raden. Maybe IRyS.

>>67842885
>The only man she knows that might fill all of that criteria is Yagoo

>>67822970
can confirm, AZKi is my wife

what about the cutest sheep?

>>67822821
Those who are married already

Just to throw this in:

Everyone in Hololive plays a role when they're streaming. If you randomly met them at the subway station they would not be like the person they portrait on stream.

for example: several of the girls have mentioned that Polka is nothing like she is on stream when they meet in private.
And that is more or less true for everyone.

This means we can only really judge the characters they play. Not the actual human beings behind them.
Always worth keeping this in mind.

>>67844060
Don't care, Subarus soft ass is begging to be filled with my cock

>>67844060
>several of the girls have mentioned that Polka is nothing like she is on stream when they meet in private.
well?
what is she like irl then?

>>67827136
someone please marry this desperate hag

>>67844060
>I'm your Polka, and thanks for watching!
>Otsuporu~!
>click
>stream ends
>smile drops
>eyes glaze
>sighs
>How much longer can I keep this up?
>looks into mirror
>flashback of young Polka being bullied in school
>I just want people to laugh with me, not at me
>flashback of Polka performing on stage
>But in the end, it makes no difference
>I'm still just a clown

>>67843434
Basically.
I sort of feel for her, but I don't get if her ridiculous standards are something she has always had, or if they are a consequence of her admittedly poor dating experiences.

>>67843434
Yagoo is married.

>>67847307
You could say every holo is Yagoo's wife

I guess it’s not a meme that nobody on this board watches streams.
Best wife by streamer standards
>Flare, Sora, Luna, and Iroha
Kind, decent home skills even luna despite her ineptness at cooking, can actually take care of themselves while still needing others, and they can handle kids. Also kinky sex
Worst wife even by streamer standards
>Mori, Suisei, Nene, Marine, and Choco
If you’re wondering why Nene and Marine it’s because consistently talking them out of suicide or depressive slumps would get extremely tiring. I forgot you don’t watch streams so the other 3 isn’t self explanatory. Just look for a clip on choco’s standards. Mori was barely able to handle friendships after 3 years, by her own admittance, so a serious relationship would be taxing. Suisei waste money, has no real life skills to speak of, and women with large egos either cheat or divorce you sometimes both. And this is combined with the fact they’re streamers

>>67844060
>>67845049
See her mengen streams, she is more her "normal" self there

>>67831504
Fauna sometimes "cheat" by buying honey from some farm iirc

>>67843003
kek .. tho the fact that she exhibits weeby tendencies might mellow her out a bit

>>67849255
>Sora
lmao
can't cook, can't clean
lives in a miku-infested mess with an unknown number of bugs
is becoming increasingly retarded as her condition deprives her brain of oxygen-enriched blood
>*icecrunch.mp3

>>67831504
yeah but im saying i dont care
i'm not gonna go around telling honey eaters that they arent vegan because i think bugs are a low enough lifeform for me to give it a pass.

>>67844060
but doctor, i am polka...

>>67823258
BORCO

>>67824012
>he lacks critical information
[Spoiler]funa isn't vegan[/spoiler]

>>67822821
Ina , She sweeped every single poll clipper channels were doing a couple years ago as the best wife material , to the point it made KFP and Kiara herself seethe

Watame would be a great wife

>>67851806
Fubuki
Aqua
Korone
Uruha Rushia

>>67851850
what is this gaslighting campaign man im going fuckin craaazy

>>67842885
It seems like she has trouble attracting interesting people and replaces them with financial demands.

>>67823321
Heh
I don't get IRyS though

>>67842446
>Worst?
>I would say Suichan

Care to elaborate? I'm genuinely curious.

>>67851959
Main point of content if something is vegan or not is if it was obtained with consent. plants, fungi and the like are not considered sentient enough to be able to consent so those are fine to take.
The same reason as to why breastmilk would be considered vegan unless you go and raid the company fridge

>>67852681
well im not saying beegan because that sounds retarded

>>67847284
>I sort of feel for her
I don't. Someone whose problems stem from an attitude that basically amounts to "I won't accept anyone unless they're richer than me and stays the fuck away unless I need to use them for something" is hard to feel sorry for. If you want to find a partner, maybe start by treating them as a human and not just a tool

>>67823321
MOONA?!

Bae, straight up.
She seems very much like the type of person who is willing to actually WORK TOGETHER with her husband to maintain a good marriage. I do not see a lot of fights happening that won't explicitly be my fault, because she would be fully supportive/not get in the way of my personal choices. I feel like she would be a very fun wife for the right guy, really. Also seems open to cosplay sex.

Everyone else in EN....
>Mori
Fights galore. It's her way or the highway and that does not seem fun at all.
>Kiara
ME ME ME ME ME
>Gura
>Ame
Lazy. Will make you shoulder every piece of hard work. Literally legally bound onaholes. Also Ame will make snide remarks to your face when you fuck up, fuck that shit.
>Ina
Good quiet wife, but will probably not have time for you. Hyperfocused on career, so you'll still be lonely lmao
>Fauna
High maintenance. Vegan.
>Kronii
Big argument every election if you lean conservative. Prepare to never have kids.
>Mumei
Bit of a wild card. No idea how she would operate in a marriage, but my gut leans negative.
>Nerissa
Combine Mori and Kronii, and jack it up to 11. Will divorce you if you lean conservative. Will probably mfmf your ass if you so much as touch her wrong.
>Biboo
Actual child. Socially inept. Teaching someone how to operate a marriage sounds like a nightmare. Don't care how good the cunny is.
>BauBaus
Like Ina, hyper careerfocused. Twice the girls, double the loneliness.
>Shiori
The 2nd best option. Will work well with you in marriage, but with probably much less enthusiasm than Bae. Also might give you the stink eye if you so much as say 'cosplay sex'

>>67853217 (me)
Forgot
>Irys
Will put on the bare minimum. Will probably give up on acting like a partner like she did her music career.

>>67852564
They all have something in common.

>>67822821
Coco. Hands down.

>>67823258
>Callie
>Is always drunk
>Good wife...

......

>>67822821
I'd wife Choco if she'd let me

>>67853217
>Nerissa being lefty
She comes from a stable marriage with 3 siblings and a strong father figure, might be catholic, and Onerissa is verified fertile with 4 kids and a fifth on the way. At most she is a social liberal, with the classic definition of liberalism.

>>67823119
Ina lives in a trash heap anon.

>>67855800
I think you're overstating her drinking habits and understating the value of drunken cuddling while watching Shrek or something.

>>67853217
You just hate women, consider bussy.

>>67844060
Polka on streams is nothing like Polka on streams in the first place.

>>67822821
All lesbians, impossible to wife

>>67856396
>Polka on streams != Polka on streams

Kanata.

I want 50kg on my PP

>>67855800
highest chance of putting out

>>67856332
>drunken cuddling while watching Shrek
I don't need it...

>>67856552
Yes. Exactly. That is what I said.

>>67822821
Towa based on how everyone who has met her talks about her

>>67853217
Discounting girls who are hyperfocused on their careers as a defense of the girl who dropped everything to move to Japan in order to hyperfocus on her career even harder is certainly an interesting perspective.

>>67822821
unironically bae cause she's a normalfag. We're talking about a wife, not a gf to have ephemeral fun with. You don't want a degen, menhera, gamergirl as your wife, you want someone with functioning social and homemaking skills.

Be honest. If a zero yab non menhera holo like fubuki announced that they were actually in a relationship or married, would you support them or hate them?

>>67844060
judging by what en said about how Bae is like offstream, she'd likely be a great wife

>>67856918
>You don't want a degen, menhera, gamergirl as your wife
Speak for yourself.

>>67831504
Pretty sure some vegan belief allow use of animals if it's of their own free will.
Bees are free to go away to establish a new hive whenever they want (and some do if they are not treated well), but they stay even if they lose a bit of honey due to all the advantages it has, and even end up having "favourite" beekepers in time.
It's a "transactional", rather than "exploitative", relationship.

>>67853217
>Shiori
>"Also might give you the stink eye if you so much as say 'cosplay sex'"
lol. lmao, even

>>67824568
Choco is mistress material not wife.

>>67856998
It'd fine if was one of the hags.

My cat wife would be an excellent wife.

>>67857871
She will eat all your food and ask for seconds

>>67822821
Let's look at EN.
>Mori
Would be out getting milk 24/7 with her friends. You would never know for sure what she is up to
>Gura
Would put zero effort into you and would be emotionally checked out/ distant. Good if you want a partner who is basically a sex doll. Would act romantic once a year to keep you from leaving
>Kiara
Knows how to manipulate you. Knows what you like and knows exactly how to leverage it against you. Will be unsatisfied if you can't finance her lifestyle of traveling to a new country every other month. You also have to let her take a new "friend" whom you have never met to an island getaway every year. You're paying for it btw
>Ina
Quiet autist. Don't expect deep conversation. Or any conversation sometimes. Will lock herself in her room and get very mad if you try to barge in. Can be appeased with food.
>Ame
Similar to Ina, locks herself away to play games a lot. Sick often. Have to conform to her shitty dietary requirements.
>IRyS
Sweet and enjoyable to be around but will absolutely cheat on you because of Japanese relationship culture.
>Mumei
If she is happy with the relationship, her insecurity will eventually find a nothingburger to get angry at you about. Expect problems coming from literally nothing. Will be busy with school a lot but otherwise is a sweet girl.
>Bae
Zoom zoom. Get ready for a high-energy tiktok fueled lifestyle. If you can't keep up with her and go clubbing every night, she will break up with you without a second thought. You WILL watch tiktok and show her new memes to prove it.
>Kronii
Good sex but there is always something a little off about her and the smell is kind of weird. She doesn't shave her armpits or legs. Good if that's your thing.
>Fauna
Is a vegan and comes with all the baggage that entails. iykyk
>Sana
Actually dead. Don't fuck this.
>Fuwamoco
Package deal. You WILL have threesomes and you will like it. If you somehow develop stronger feelings for one than the other, they will be very unhappy in the relationship. Must maintain perfect balance. High risk, high reward.
>Nerissa
Thick midwest girl. Ironically one of the more normal relationships here, but her dad will break your spine if you do anything she doesn't like
>Biboo
You will be arrested
>Shiori
You will be pegged

Luna. I just want to play Monster Hunter and watch Dragon Ball with my boomer Bebi wife

>>67822821
None of them, women that make good wives dont feel comfortable teasing random otaku online.

>>67858457
>Japanese relationship culture
What if you're a husband that doesn't spend 20 hours a day at work

>>67858457
Anon, Kronii's has had hair lasered off iirc.

>>67859263
Fair enough, I wanted to make a full EN list but I probably know less about her than any other EN

Mori (This current wiser Mori would be perfect), Bae, Nerissa, Shiori, Biboo and Ame.

>>67858457
Yes please

none of the en vubers because western women are disgusting whores

>>67827777
Based Nakirigumi quads

>>67822821
Fubuki before she got black pilled (from her own looks failing her probably)

EN
>Bae
ID
>Ollie
JP
>Mio

>>67860326
A good third of them have asian ancestors.
Some of their parents dont even speak English.

>>67859263
Wasn't that Kiara?

>>67822821
i'd say Ina

>>67822821
Depends what you mean by "good wife".
For the sexo someone like Noel would be great and she is a responsible woman on her own but she would definitely be a menhera wife.
Fubuki would be fun to hang around for a while but I don't think she's be the best option to set down with.
For someone who is responsible and nice Mio mommy would be great.
But imho the best, purest, most loving and most heartwarming wife would be pic related and it's not even close. I wish I could take her out to eat at a nice place, anon, you have no idea how much I wish I could do this.

Of the ENs Fauna and Irys are probably the best options.

>>67822821
What you see is not what you get.
Best way to determine their values is to look at their family. Stable and supportive family shows her true nature.
Why I choose Goomba.
She's above being a wage slave, cooks, accomplishes her dreams, doesn't beg for money, and even likes sports. She's perfect.
Someone who wouldn't put her job over her family.

>>67842885
Marriage is a big commitment. Why should she settle? I'm guessing that she'd rather be single than be with someone she's not 100% into.

>>67863399
You will never beat her brainworms and you will never fully convince her that your love is real.

>>67860326
You lost, JPussy

>>67863959
>Why should she settle? I'm guessing that she'd rather be single than be with someone she's not 100% into.
This is the mentality that leads to suicidal depression in your forties.

>>67822821
Bae

>>67855703
Knew about AZKi, Moona and, more recently, Rushia. Had no idea about IRyS. Also, if you're counting Rushia, Korone should also count.

>>67822821
I can't decide

>>67865198
IRyS is just speculation

>>67822821
all of the japanese girls would cheat on you except maybe the ugly ones

mori is a fat annoying pig
kiara is annoying and european
ina is a bitch and ugly
ame is ugly and painfully unfunny
fauna is a vegan
kronii is an arrogant bitch
mumei is backstabbing whore
bae is annoying and loud
nerissa is a less fat mori
fuwamoco are incestuous lesbians
shiori ive never watched

so, gura, biboo, or irys, i guess...

>>67856056
>he doesn't know
lol
lmao

>>67823522
Mori would not make a particularly good wife, I think. She's extremely driven, hardworking, and career focused. When she retires from showbiz, sure, but for now it's unmanageable with her lifestyle.

Still would though.

Anyone can be a good wife, you just gotta treat them right. Sex 3 times a day, little to no contact with anyone other than you. Make them depend on you. Most effective on poor people.

>>67853217
Shiori seems like the type of girl that as months go by, she gets more and more into not exactly normal sex. Because you, the husband, are not exactly the type to just be ok with in-n-out and that's it.
She will learn and she will make you wish she didn't learn, she won't cheat on you, you will just be chronically fatigued.

>>67847307
That's the tragedy of it all. The only guy who checks all her boxes is already taken by someone who likely doesn't even have half of her charms. And because of that, she has never and will never consider YAGOO, she might be on the look for someone but she ain't a stealing whore.

>>67853217
Shiori would love cosplay sex, but you're the one cosplaying as her husbando

Kayla
She can literally "grind" for hours on end

>>67867474
good taste

>>67870406
I unironically like annoying women

Korone, but for every JP you have to account for Japanese autism.

>>67844060
Just take everything they do on stream and tone it down a bit.
>Polka is different irl than on stream
She's a good example because she's VERY high energy on stream and nobody can keep that up for 24hrs.
But how she THINKS remains the same, and I'd be happy to have a girl with polka's heart in a quiet moment where she's talking normally or seriously about things too.

Just like how I'm confident Miko plays up her shitty accent, and how Luna probably speaks with professional office-lady tier japanese when the stream is off. Their brains and their cute-ness internally remain the same.

>>67822821
None, having potential unicooms stalkers would make her(them) a safety hazard. Eliminate all grils discovered to be a vtuber, the camps safety hinges on your shoulders, anon!

>>67860280
what are they doing to their tits in this image

>>67863399
>Fauna
Great wife if you can tolerate veganism, fashion, and sickly animals
>IRyS
Fujo also into fashion, Disney, and likely to enter a clubbing phase any day now