/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67748067
>No subject
Baker chama...

>>67748110
This is what happens when you let me bake. I burn the bread.

>>67748067
Is that guy fucking a crane?

>>67748139
That's me fucking crane

>>67748067
*pat pat* thanks for baking, anonchama, even if it's burnt

glad I always double check before baking when I see there's no thread, was literally just about to hit submit

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperTolerantFlamingoYouWHY-y0_sGXJr5kmFLCt-
This is why you shouldn't jong, it makes you gay.

>>67748289
ew

Chakimoji is playing Palworld and aggroing everything she passes!
"They're just little guys!!! Be nice to them!!!"
https://www.twitch.tv/chakimoji

>>67748371
Don't ew him I was the one that forced him.
Now I feel bad.

Jong and its enablers have ruined this thread. /jong/ is the real schizo containment thread

>>67748440
clonk where are your letters

>>67748613
Not Clonk...

>>67748484
it's not you, daiya is gay enough without you making him do anything

>>67748440
I feel like I'm going insane because her voice reminds me of another chuuba

Screw it, I'm going to stream Terraria tomorrow for an hour or two. Give me a bit less than 24 hours at 7pm EST or 4pm PST (please tell me I got the right times for once).
https://www.twitch.tv/gracethegobby414

>>67749161
I'll try to be there. Best of luck.

>>67749161
I want to draw you so bad, why aren't there more gobbos in this community?
Life is suffering...

>>67748752
That wasn't daiya, did you watch the clip?

>>67749161
good luck viewerchan

>>67749329
no

>>67749567
it got deleted
vita why did you deleted the clip? it was funny or at least I thought it was funny

>>67749161
hell yeah, I've been waiting so long for this

>>67749186
>>67749484
>>67749863
Thank you! Looking forward to seeing you all around :)
>>67749246
I don't even know what I look like still, I'm so lost...

My mood keeps going down, watching streams doesn't make me feel happy anymore, chatting with people doesn't make me happy anymore, drawing doesn't make me happy anymore, drinking doesn't make me happy anymore.
Every day I feel that I'm stepping closer to a precipice and I can't stop myself.

You probably won't see this but please show me your hairy pussy

new girl sings nice

>>67750588
Where would I send it?

>>67750456
I can make you happy if you just give me time

I'm sorry I'm a little silly sometimes I'm sorry if I brought anyone's mood down I come I will leave for a while.

is it possible to do GFE ASMR without being cringy?

>>67751862
GFE is always cringy, sorry

>>67751862
The ultimate way to avoid being cringe is to transcend the concept of being cringe. Sydsnap had her early career defined by being the cringe yandere/tsundere and now she's one of the most popular lewd fleshtubers and married to one of the most popular anitubers.

You could learn a lot from her example.

>>67751862
You have to accept that you are cringe when you do ASMR, people who listen to it already know is cringe so don't worry.

>>67751275
stop drinking it isn't helping you, also you said you were going to stop drinking like five times already

>>67751862
What's even more cringe is doing hypno asmr. GFE is tame

I have booth assets lined up that I could kit bash to make an 'original' model, but for a recolor I think this works really well.

Where can I find an aspie to treat me like Rushia would?

>>67752489
If you mean demand money and lie about being in a relationship most of them will work

I still haven't decided what to stream tomorrow... I guess I have time. Goodnight /asp/

Should I rebrand? I'm going to start medication soon and my personality will be drastically different, even my voice changes. It feels like my personality unmedicated and thread presence here has scared off many people.

>>67752988
No reason for a rebrand so soon just try to manage the meds

>>67752988
>Should I rebrand? I'm going to stop medication soon and my personality will be drastically different, even my libido changes. It feels like my personality medicated and lack of thread presence here has scared off noone.

Thoughts on skipping a traditional debut?
I feel like the whole "likes, dislikes anime, music, etc" is for more established or extremely hyped up debuts where waves of people are going to tune into. Personally i don't think it works well for a 1st stream as an aspie but it could be used for much later.
I get this feeling after seeing how Molly Mishy and Shondo did it. They were decently established before having a traditional debut.
And then I also noticed that Nyana Banyana did the same thing as well. She streamed for around 5 months, on and off, and then had a debut. She even got monetized 2 months beforehand. sure she had pippa backing and bought an ad but this is what I've noticed
I think when I debut next week, I'll just jump right in and start building this garage kit. And once I feel like I've established myself well enough and have a good audience, I'll do that traditional debut with an updated model and other stuff as well. As things are in the beginning, it'll be trail and error with a good amount of scuff

>67750456
Vita don't kill yourself please, I know that your life is not going the way you wanted and I understand that you are frustrated but think of the people you have made happy and the people you can help in the future. Don't give up on life please.
Think of your oshi and how sad he would be, think of all the friends here and outside this community that will miss you.

>>67753476
I'm pretty sure this is what 90% of aspies have done.

>>67753476
I'd say its a good idea to do the big debut later but still upload a short video introducing yourself on like twitter or youtube so people get some kind of idea of you

>>67751862
Learn japanese onee-san

Still open position for someone to slip into our DMs to bug us to not miss stream. Just been so eepy...

>>67754736
Is there a reason you can’t set an alarm or calendar reminder or something? Likely no one wants to be responsible for reminding a streamer to stream, and other people reminding you is fallible anyways.

>>67754736
ask your tulpa to wake you up

>>67755273
It's mostly a joke, but also because I am a deep sleeper. I don't actually need someone to remind me. I just wish I could avoid passing out after normie shit...

>>67755615

This manifests as intense, violent, deadly night terrors. I've strangely gotten used to them.

Does anyone know how kyou/kuramekira makes his voice sound like that?

>>67756840
Practice

Before the drugs wear off i had an epiphany make hag vtuber called josephine biden

KEEP THE GENERATIONS ONCE A YEAR
TOTAL REFORM OF THE ASP CALENDAR

Gen 0 - 2020 - Pre auds era
Gen 1 - 2021 Year of the Hag
Gen 2 - 2022 Year of the Icecream
Gen 3- 2023 - Year of the Beaver
Gen 4- 2024- Year of the Wasp

>>67757388
definitely do more drugs

Kuku was a cuckoo. A male planting his egg among females to leech from their simps

League of Legends stream, yay or nay?

>>67759080
YAY!

>>67759080
Yikes that you would even consider streaming such garbage

>>67759080
No unless you can get entertainingly toxic

>>67759080
Yay, but only if you slip in a nigger or two

>>67759080
basically games like that only work if you're insanely good at them or very very entertaining as a person.
If you don't feel either of those fit then you will likely not see many viewers.

I know that I personally refuse to watch anyone stream league, it's a very boring game to watch and not even qtpie's commentary can change that.

>>67759080
only if you're masters+ rank

Hi chat <3

>>67759700
Go tf to bed

>>67759767
Why tf would I?

>>67759700
hi

Be sure to hand out pamflet flyers advertising your vtuber channel if you want some exposure for your channel.

>>67759311
That sucks, I'm only plat on solo

>>67759799
I love you

I hope all aspies return someday

>>67760245
Ignore them. Stream anyway! I promise I will show up just tell me who you are.

>>67757665
What will the 5th gen be? The year of the carp?

We used to be so close but then chat stole her heart away from me and now she takes a week to answer my dms and ignores half of them

We used to be so close but then chat stole her heart away and now she takes a week to respond to my dms and ignores half of them

>>67762242
If she is a VTuber that's exactly what she should do.

>>67762201
If chat won her over, then you hardly had any importance on her life. A faceless blob taking the place of a significant other is almost impossible; only those ultra posesive chats can do something like that, and for something like that to happen, there first needs to be a whale of some sort there, thing that no aspie has on the late 3rd and 4th gen.

>>67762242
She'll cuck her chat for some pngtuber in turn, so I wouldn't worry about it

I dont know why am I making numbers. But Im making it 'u'

>>67762776
fuck you pukki

>>67762201
Sounds more like you're just not worth the time. Why would anyone but you and her be at fault.

>>67762776
Congrats!

>>67762167
every year is named retroactively so you will proably have to wait until 2026 for that

>>67763761
Nah, 2028 is the year of the Cats, I already know it.

>>67762817
Be nice to my goat...

Evening.
I hope you guys liked the debut! Feel free to give any feedback.
Resting today, and the checklist of content for the next episode has just been made. Certainly hope it won't take months for just 1 video this time.

>>67764293
It was trannycoded and gaypilled

>>67764293
Don't worry suwiri, and take all the time you need! It was very interesting, and the potential is just increasing, so very interesting all of that! And also, you might as well not preoccupy so much, you were developing everything, so now, with a wider set of ready to go things you might not need to spend so much time working on a new video! AVE PRIMOR

what 3 chuubas would fit this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QynOfFz4vI

Who needs valentines day art and who should be paired up

>>67765906
i sure hope you aren't planning on shipping people together. that would be weird...

>>67765906
I need to get valentines day art, but I don't know if it will be worth it since I don't think I'll show it publicly

>>67765906
Pairs for this upcoming valentine:
Flandzen X viewer
Gumpai X Denpa
Viewerchan X Meat
Rottie X Camui
Pafu X Crane
Archia X Kopadot
Slushy X Ace
Kuromaru X Kenny
Coyote (Male) X Chaos (female)
Chaos (Male) X Coyote (Female)
Digby X Cody
Pukki X Sh'vah
Han X Rura

>>67765906
Rottie and Cam :3c

>>67766263
>>67765906
Rottie x Chrii

>>67766261
>gumpai x denpa
Gumpai cock chases almost everyone except denpa.

>>67765906
nikola is so horny for gclef and im the only one who sees it

>>67765906
Daiya and Keitaro, my OTP.

>>67765906
Me and everyone who wants a turn

>>67766329
I second this if C***** is strapped on cuck chair in the background looking at Corpse and Ch*** making out. Or else keep what has been confirmed (Ch***xC****)

>>67766261
>Pafu x Crane
Not that I’m complaining but when did this happen

>>67765906
Kuku x Letania

>>67765906
Chrii and Rottie, they had some sexual chemistry on Patchey's stream.

They fight for the same man, but maybe they need to face the fact that they need to hate fuck eachother with passion and love.

>>67751862
My sister in Christ you're a vtuber.

gm aspies don't kill yourself today

>>67764859
Thanks!
I really had to make everything ground up (model and assets etc)
As for the debut, I finished filming around 15/1 so that means it took 2 weeks to make the video.

how were the scissors games yesterday?

>>67767634
I want to squish your cheeks.

Sun is live: https://www.twitch.tv/sunalbionis

>>67767783
Same.
I love my daughter very much!

>>67767752
I joined for a game and I had fun!

>>67768010
Alcibiades btfo

>>67767752
fun stuff, scissors is pretty nice!

>>67768022
Arent you Suwawa?

suwawa a cute
"suwawa" a cute too

I want to Crab someone so bad.

>>67768480
Get a better hobby

>>67768336
No.
Suraya's a character in her world. Not my avatar.
I might be the guy behind the project, the one mocapping, acting, and VA-ing her, but I am not her.
So yeah, there's a line between me and the character I play.
>>67768397
Uhh thanks?

>>67766261
>Digby X Cody
The ship is Digby X Kankuro!

>>67765906
I already have valentines day art that my oshi gifted me

>>67768535
>putting this much wall between the chuuba and yourself
autism

>>67768700
>what is kayfabe
Bro, we are all actors.

>>67768831
Twitch vtubing and its consequences has been a disaster for the medium

>>67765906
Renata and Laine. She will beat the fujo out of her

>>67766261
>Pukki x Sh'vah
soon

>>67768906
Huh? Youtube HoloLARPers are the most hardcore kayfabers. What the fuck are you talking about? Corpo Vtubers in general almost always have more lore & kayfabe than indies.

>>67766261
You can pair me with any boy that needs a cute girl

>>67769595
NAME

>>67765906
I would like me and all the cat chuubas just hanging out

>>67769232
Las creaturas

>>67769595
Prepare to be turned into /asp/s bicycle then because every boy here needs a cute girl to ride

>>67752395
I'm sorry I'm not watching an edgily-recoloured Blade from Honkai Star Rail Vtuber

>>67769650
You're cute scege

>>67769808
You're cute anon...

>>67769273
Reading comprehension esl...

>>67766261
>Viewerchan X Meat
I still don't understand this one

I kinda shift discussing myself as a vtuber and my vtuber persona in first and third person respectively but I don't think I've ever done it on stream.

Its complicated.

>>67770065
I'm the same way

>>67766261
QRD on all of them?

>>67770065
I do this when the details of myself and my character don't match. My character is very similar to irl me so it only happens sometimes.

>>67770153
Gumpai hatefully gumplapping denpa would be hot

"Man I'm glad that project is done I can't wait to get started on the next now that I'm warmed up and in the zone."
>rendering time 2.5 hours

>>67768535
Are you from New York? Your accent sounded close

Will our Dark Lady return???

>>67770750
I need fungi mommy

>>67770780
She will Ara Ara the darkness out of us

>>67770628
Oh thanks! That's a compliment really!
I'm not a native English speaker actually. Hated my ESL and wanted to cure it. So I've been training myself to speak Brooklyn for 10 years ever since I was in school.

>>67762818
Yeah but it would be nice if they were honest about it and didn't tease you for potentially months before letting you know that you were just copium until someone better shows up. Toxic treatment like this is what creates the schizos.

>>67771105
They were a shitty person to begin with. You're justified in complaining about the change in treatment, but just remember to move if she doesn't change.
And better luck next time.

Are you trying to give a unicorn vagueposter therapy in the thread or are you just reviving your post from yesterday?

>>67765906
Me and my oshi

say something nice about this little guy

>>67772641
Adorable

>>67766349
If you were to put them in the same room, Denpa will start flapping her humongous tits, Gumpai will start screeching, and both of them will launch at each other's throat, gumpai will hit the fat belly of Denpafish, while the usamimi will start hitting Gumpi in the chest, both of them will be at it rabidly, with so much intent to kill that the heat will start making them sweat bullets as they try to bring their mortal enemy down.
After just two minutes of an all-out exchange of blows, they will both be half-exhausted, so they will need to retort to the utmost violent things they can think about, Denpa is the type that goes for the throat, while Gumpai will notice that probably gripping those two abominations that the Canadian has for tits is the best move.
Blood will start to be shed, Gumplay throat's will be full of scars, while Denpa's tits are going to be punctured by the nails and slender fingers of the Suicidal angel, but they both will also be reaching their limits, as their bodies, unprepared for physical conflict, will have to deal with the attrition of so much energy being spent if such a short amount of time.
After some more futile, last ditch effort thrown punches, their so sweaty bodies will have made their clothes almost transparent with all of that sweat and blood. Both overheated, now being overtaken by their second primal nature, the carnal desires that they struggle to contain every single day, will make them see those sinfully attractive bodies, and they will start to talk to each other while trying to request an brief moment to catch their breaths.
Their eyes will wander to their most private parts, the heat on their bodies will get to their minds, and they will both start to not think straight anymore. Probably Gumpai will take the first step, and she will start to undress claiming that it was too hot for her, just to see Denpa do the same, because that girl can't be less than her enemy obviously, so with their chests exposed, their minds blurry, and their rampant wishes making their blood burn with lust, they will get those soft squishy nipples hard, and they will both start to blush, while they struggle to hide their exposed chests in an attempt to not ridiculize themselves in front of their rival, simply performing a ridicule act of innocence, that will ramp up the already big lechery, and they will have to take the first step.
They will mumble, theirs words stumble, their bodies tired, and their minds clouded, Denpa, trying to approach gumpai will start trying to say sweet nothings to the pink haired Asian, and finally, lust will override all of their instincts, making them finally fall for each other in a sweaty French long kiss, while using their hands to grope the bloody transpired bodies of the other, going for their, now lover, erogenous zones as they start to giggle at what it all ended up becoming.

So yeah, they will fuck basically, just let them fight first.

>>67772820
Iriya...

>>67772820
Nice. Now I want to be choked.

>>67765906
Me and you

>>67772820
Awesome

>>67769916
you should have responded to the post attacking kayfabe if you wanted to be less vague.

Those art comission bots got even more advanced now. They DM you when you call them a bot and ban them. Even replying somewhat realistically but the constant asking for you to see their work is very much making it obvious.

>>67773517
It happens that most of them aren't bots anon, they are those fucking indians back at it.

>>67773540
Maybe but eitherway "AllieMegann" clearly wants to sell me some stupid art since and I ain't buying.

WHY!WONT!GUM!PAI!FUCK!ME!

PLEASEEEEEEE
PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

>>67772897
Not iriya btw

The scammers have gotten so bad I just steal art instead of commissioning it.

Artists deserve it for being so full of fraudsters, they need to clean house if they want respect.

>>67770918
10 years of voice training just to sound different for this????

POKÉMON COLOSSEUM - What the heck is a Palworld? - Merlie Azoth Ch.

twitch.tv/merlieazoth

>>67773965
Have fun merlie!

>>67772820
I am now hard

>>67773965
>pokemon colosseum
I will now watch your stream

>>67773954
No, just for speaking in general really.

>>67774168
>>67770918
>spent 10 years voice training to get rid of esl accent
suwawa anon... I kneel

>>67772820
Manasong…

Now write feet smut mana

Mana should write smut about every aspie at least once

Going live and playing some Metal Gear Rising Revengeance!
twitch.tv/thesmartestwitch

>>67774715
I will pay mana to write smut about other aspies

>>67774585
Not.

>>67774857
I will record ear cuping my 3dio with my thighs and send it to him

>>67774564
He's not the first one, buddy. Albert, Ace P. and I believe Kankuro as well are all like that.

>>67775001
BASED

Brickman, but another /asp/ie calls for him and he drops in like one of those mechs from Titanfall and throws up a cloud of dust, dirt and debris

Would it be considered rude to draw chuubas on stream without permission/telling them first? ;_; I don't want to be a bother or make them feel obligated to engage or make them uncomfortable or anything like that. Maybe I'm overthinking it and it's not that big of a deal though? I don't really know.

>>67775053
Brickman, but Potemkin from Guilty Gear Xrd

>>67775077
Not rude, might be weird if you've never interacted with them in any way though.

>>67775001
I thought Kankuro was a native English speaker wow. Guess training really does help

>>67774715
>>67766261
Mana should write shut about all of these ships

>>67775077
I don't think so. I've done that as a whole stream in the past and the reception was positive. Some of them even use that art for some things and it's just MSPaint drawings. I drew the ones I had interactions with first.

>>67775077
Yes. I do not want fanart for example.

>>67775077
Just dont draw lewds as the first type of thing that they will see from you about them. Everything else es accepted, and it can also happen that you might want to message those who dont have a real reference sheet or something of the sort, the rest is pretty much unnecessary. But let me repeat: NO LEWD AS FIRST CONTACT

>>67775077
Small chuubas like any kind of art, it would be little weird but overall a positive thing and would make the chubba happy

>>67775224
He has an accent reveal as a redeem, bruv. But yes, he does sound natural.

>>67774954
RUADH!???

>>67775077
I might be weird but I like to see any and all art of me, no matter the quality. If you're afraid to post it publicly, just DM them and ask them.
"Hey, I made a piece of art/fanart of you on my stream. Here's the completed piece. Sorry if this bothers you, I'll delete it if it makes you uncomfortable"
The only art I'd be iffy about is lewds since that is not in my nature/vibe. I'd still take them in a DM.

>>67775275
Shut the fuck up bitch

>>67775053
>>67775113
Fund it.
I do believe there is a guy that makes custom character mods for Strive. Dunno if he does them for Xrd too.

Oh shit I'm seeing chaos foundry ads

Youtube doesn't seem to support RSS feeds anymore, I guess I won't see when aspies put things up anymore.

>>67775148
>>67775234
>>67775257
>>67775275
>>67775281
>>67775476
Thank you very much for the input!!! With this stuff in mind I think I might do one of those "drop your pngs if you're okay with me drawing you on stream" tweets instead just to make sure? I don't know if it'll get any replies, but it's worth a shot. And for designs I like, but the person doesn't care for being drawn on stream I can just draw offline and post it if they have a fan art tag. That might be the best course of action I think?

>Chaosfoundry ad
Jesus

>>67776075
Oh, you better not give it too much time. Just from the aspies and orbiters and second degree orbiters, if you give it too much time you will end up with 30 or so PNGs to do.

So what is Daiyas merge?

>>67776451
He fused with piccolo

>>67770049
reps

majsoul
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil

>>67753790
>>67754009
Alright i feel better about my decision then

>>67776451
He has a different YouTube persona I guess

>>67776451
Daiya was pretending to be a girl on other account named Zhenya

OK GUYS IM NOT SAYING WHO BUT THERE IS A NIJI GIRL HERE LARPING AS /ASP/IE I HAD BEEN DOING ALL MY RESEARCH WATCHING ALL THE VODS AND CALCULATING AND THERE IS ONE WE ARE GONNA EXPLODE IF IT GETS REVEALED WHO IT IS AND WE ARE GOING TO BR THE CENTER OF THE HURRICANE YOU ALL BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER SHE HAS BEEN COLLABING AND ALL OF THAT SO THIS WILL BE SOOOO BIG GUYS I AM PRETTY SURE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ITS AT THIS POINT BUT JUST WAIT IT WILL ALL EXPLODE IN SOME MONTHS

>>67777027
I can't believe Fuwacoco is ex-niji

>>67777027
It's me I was the niji girl turned aspie

>>67777027
Oh hey. Fun rrat. Doubt it’s true but would be crazy if there was a Niji among us

>>67777027
yeah it’s Denpafish

>>67777311
lol you wish

>>67777195
Hey Niji girl I promise I'll keep your secret can we be friend
T.femanon

>>67777027
Damn, I should've collabed with more girls. I mean sexpested. I mean raperatted.

>>67777027
your mind is going to melt down when you realize nina kosaka currently a roach posted once here

Also Wosemi literally selfposted in the catalog

>>67777027
Can't believe the emo goat was a niji person

I can't decide if I wanna play tekken or war thunder

>>67777027
Thats scary... I am here to stay small and cozy without ever being a big streamer and that would ruin the whole vibe. Corpos are scary.

>>67777588
jong me

>>67777702
Too much jong I need to change it up

>>67777588
Skab please play Tarkov

>>67777027
Damn that's crazy. Anyway.

I want to kill myself

I want to violence whoever is responsible for the youtube uploader.

>>67777866
>clearly meat's model
>says skab

War thunder :DDD
https://www.twitch.tv/lookatmymeat

>>67778222
Its a request FROM skab

Charleyfolds is now playing Escape from Tarkov.

>>67775924
Tulpa bought them for them bc Arch couldn't shill hard enough.

>>67777027
Keitaro sounds exactly like Kyo Kaneko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tON-9I6hXwk

>>67779212
Your ears broken?

Digby is back with PALWORLD gonna employ some critters in perfectly normal gainful employment

Starting as soon as Jeff gets his ad fix

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

hollow knight finale (if i don't decide to do the pantheon DLC)
https://www.twitch.tv/spellcrafter_geltaran

>>67779521
>>67779569
both trans

>>67778788
I'm cooking a pizza and giving my rabbit antibiotics. I am definitely not playing escape from tarkov (right now).

>>67779723
You adopted Nikola already? Damn that was fast...

>>67779723
Liar you are not cooking pizza

>>67779917
As the thread certified Pizza connoisseur and artisan I can vouch for charley's status as a pizza cooker

>>67780053
>Pizza connoisseur
Name your top 5 pizza toppings that aren't Jackie Chan right now.

>>67780109
The best topping is my oshi's dick

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
she jonging

>>67779917
You must feel quite silly right now.

>>67779819
The adoption happened the moment Nikola played roboquest.

>>67780351
Your giving your rabbit HRT

>>67780351
Please share, I want pizza too!

>>67780351
funiculi funicula

bump

>>67780711
https://youtu.be/BKq4hqjrjfw?si=46Vq6KGSOdPC40VX

>>67780835
Kill me now

>>67780835
Draw vtubers with baby bumps

Name an aspie couple

>>67781053
Renata and Mary

>>67781053
Lance and Ami.

>>67781053
Me and my left hand

chuubas chuubin chreams chright chnow

https://www.twitch.tv/merlieazoth - NOT playing Palworld, but rather Pokémon Colosseum
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil - playing jong while zatsuing it seems
https://www.twitch.tv/lookatmymeat - War Thunder
https://www.twitch.tv/spellcrafter_geltaran - Hollow Knight
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo - Tupo is streaming with his old model

Khubie isn't an aspie, right?

>>67781053
I am not going to out who I want to get yuri art with

>>67781053
Slushy & Ace P.
Ria & Andy Graviti.

>>67781175
Khubie is an adjacent

>>67781053
camui and rottie are so cute together

>>67781053
Keitaro and Daiya

>>67776075
If you want them to see it, don't be afraid to send it to them directly. If I didn't backread threads, I would have missed out on a piece or two of fanart of myself.

>>67731708
i can generate invites for both discords but it's been a minute since someone asked for the original aspcord invite

>>67781340
Qrd on these two? Did Cam finally dump Chrii? Rottie and him seem to be mentioned together frequently now.

>>67780639
I sure am, Healthy Rabbit Tablets.

No one is safe from the power of the Valentine's shipping festival.

>>67782280
Sincerely why do you give a fuck

>>67782936
That's a dramafag schizo, just ignore.

>>67782909
"shippers" are just male astroturfers trying to get paired with girls

Who should I ban from my chat if I'm a new /asp/ie?

>>67783060
Yourself.

>>67783060
rebelearthsky

>>67782909
I'm perfectly safe. I've never been shipped with anyone. I'm unshippable.

I wanted to do model art today, it's my favourite thing in the world, but I accidentally spent the entire day asleep instead... The entire day. I've slept for over 20 hours since my last shift. Maybe I HAVE been overworking myself irl...

>>67782909
I am immune

>>67782936
I'm worried for Chrii's well being, she is still a kid after all.

>>67783045
Sure, they could be sexpests and groomers. But I think you are underestimating the determination of the fujoshi.

>>67783105
>>67783144
now kiss.

>>67783151
I'm insulted that you'd think I would believe this.

>>67783045
I have zero interest in any of the women involved in this thread beyond entertainers. I don't ship myself and only entertain ships rarely if it's another man and also ONLY if they seem okay with it. I know how uncomforting it is for women in the workplace to be harassed because it's happened to my sister often and I hate sexpests because of it.

>>67783263
Hey Gumpai

>>67782909
Nobody cares enough about me to get shipped

>>67783105
>>67783144
>>67783168
"Vaccinated" right?

>>67783168
I refuse, on the grounds that there's a high probability that doing so would contribute to the boy kissing epidemic

>>67783352
>>67783168
I um, I uh

>>67781175
Khubie is part of the scissorscord

>>67783353
>>67783353
>>67783384
>They're gay

>discord circlejerking

>>67783389
What's that?

>>67783438
sukadrii's server where a bunch of /asp/ies play jackbox

>>67783151
>kid
That "kid" is old enough to have kids and get married

>>67783510
You wrote this in a thread full of adult children.

I don't care, if you can't rent a car in the US, you're still a child in my eyes.

>>67783305
I'm a male

I don't want to fall in love.
I don't want to fall in love.
I don't want to fall in love.
I don't want to fall in love.
Please help.

>>67783615
Shut up loser

>>67783638
Okay infant.

Anyone have any experience doing baking/cooking streams? I'm thinking of doing one but have no idea how I would set it up.

>>67783684
jumping on this and asking if just a regular webcam is all that's needed for a handcam

>>67783414
I won't become a boykisser
Go to your usual boys and indulge in your homolust/fujolust with them

>>67783684
Rinna did it yesterday I think

>>67783555
Too old and too late now

>>67783615
You realize that's 25, right? Your standard for adults are literally hags.

>>67783663
That doesn't even mean anything in the context of you saying Chrii is a child

>>67783747
Please talk to real people.

whos mary

>>67783843
She does music from what I know.

Why did I have to be born in a time where everything is so fucked up and people shame and judge you for everything. Why couldn't I be born when being a male virgin in your 30s was noble and a virgin 35 year old getting with a virgin 18 year old was something nobody cared about.

Instead everything is gay

>>67783876
Have you tried having sex?

>>67783876
Just remember that this is the timeline you exist in.

>>67783843

>>67783843
Mary me

>>67783923
NTA Do you know how hard it is to meet anyone right now

>>67784019
OH her! dunno why people keep shipping me with her but she seems lovely

>>67784033
I met a dozen people yesterday. Have you tried leaving your house?

>>67784033
It's very easy you leave your house, it's literally never been easier to have sex and relationships. You need to try to make these things happen they do not happen to you without effort on your part

>>67783876
I don't get how anyone can give a shit about what anyone else does outside of actually raping actual children

>>67784033
It is not hard at all.

So uwu walked into a store and bought uranium. For his stream. Which is happening later.
If he wasn't on a list until now, he sure is going to be.

>>67784033
Understandably its not as easy as making excuses and sitting on your ass.

>>67784078
>>67784085
B8.

>>67783876
I'm sorry to tell you but being a male virgin that old was never noble. Even in the past men were taken to prostitutes before marriage and pretty young because being "unable to perform" was seen as weak so they needed to train to not be shamed. I actually learnt this in a college class.

>>67783876
>there is no rain
>get burned for being a witch
>even if you are a dude

twitter mobs always existed, they just changed targets.
the same people who condemmed rock anb roll for being inmoral back then judge you now for thinking the last jedi sucked ass.
people dont change

>>67784140

>>67784128
im not him but i go out a lot and there's nobody to talk to

>>67784033
>>67784078
The funny part is you don't even need to leave your house to meet people and have sex anymore.

>>67784065
Atone for your crimes fujo. Make yuri art

>>67784306
i guess im just different

There is no way Crane is this dumb. It has to be a act right?

Just a reminder, Lance is a bumbling retard and even he got a wife. You can too.

>>67784306
"E-Sex" is not real sex.

>>67784455
Isn't Lance rich

>>67784512
Exactly! Just like reading an erotic book or watching porn isn't real sex either

>>67783876
You can still do things even if people don't like it.
That's part of being a man.

>>67780109
I took a nap but off the top of my head Chicken, Bacon, Bannana(peanutbutter base), Macaroni(alfredo base), and I am quite partial to mushrooms.

Sorry for the late reply!

>>67784579
It does not seem like it, but who knows.

>>67784579
not lance or that guy but i got a wife before i got any sort of inheritance
just be funny, it worked for me

>>67784579
Lance is just house husband material, good cook, seems paternal, won't cheat, etc. his wife is a scientist I think.

>>67783151
I think she lost some family fairly recently so I feel bad for her... Hope she pulls through!

>>67785190
Time to groom

>>67785279
I'm already in there idiot

Stop stewing in your anger. Go eat a hash brown and an egg, and then do your art reps.

I will do it today i have embarrassed myself enough all I do is drink now I hate life I hate living

>>67784986
Can confirm, he acts like a dad for the especially mentally ill people in Lancecord.

>>67785190
how do you know about that?

>>67784140
Mate you need to actually try if you want to have sex, if you think a casual hookup is beneath you or wouldn't fuck a fat chick then that's a you problem, you could have sex but you aren't

Smells like /r9k/ in here.

>>67784308
no

>>67785719
90% of male vtubers are incels big surprise
also the 10% are older homosexuals who are no longer attractive to twinks so they had to get creative

>>67785818
You wrote that out with a lot of confidence, schizo

>>67785659
Sorry about love meme I'm not smart enough to overcome it

>>67785818
>also the 10% are older homosexuals who are no longer attractive to twinks so they had to get creative
Holy fuck this is bang on

>>67785818

>>67757388
never doing drugs again

>>67785857

>>67785818
No I just like to get beat up consensually by women. It's really easy if you hang around art hoe types. It helps them fight back against the patriarchy.

>>67785908
If you want love that's different, sex is easy as fuck to have and I encourage you to have it so you stop thinking it's some special magical thing

>>67785961
The last time you were right a gps told you to turn left.

>>67785591
NTA but it's on her twitter
https://twitter.com/PGiChristine/status/1751359382040777206 - https://twitter.com/PGiChristine/status/1751598616018334093

>>67775077
I don't particularly mind if you draw me :] I might be more flattered than anything. Though, I think other people deserve it more than I do. I'm supportive of people drawing anything they like, really.

>>67786011
You just don't get it

>>67786069
No you just conflate the two. You can have one without the other.

>>67786130
Im not sure if you noticed but none of my posts mentioned sex

Who are we harassing/slandering/blocking today?

>>67785818
I've had sex with a woman and do not desire female vtuber. I can keep saying this over and over but it will do nothing to schizos.

>>67786069
Trust me I do if you want to have sex, you can, but likewise for relationships, if you want to have one of those, you actually have to fucking do something to get one you fucking subhuman retard, leave your house, have interests that aren't wallowing in your own filth playing videogames, go to places where there are people your own age, grow a personality, develop interests, proactively take care of yourself as a human being, you absolute fucking baby

>>67786178
sex havers

>>67786196
None of what you said describes me at all

>>67786237
Okay have sex and a relationship then.

>>67786288
I haven't met anyone but I hope I will one day

vtubers?

>>67786340
Have you tried to meet people? Like actually really tried, not just said "I wish I was in a relationship"

>>67786000
One day Laine will make my dream come true and beat me into a coma

>>67786362
Have you tried talking about vtubers in the vtuber thread? Like actually really tried, not just "Well they were already off topic anyway"

>>67786362
Yeah. I'm not the caricature you seem to have in your head at all.

I don't need sex I need internet fame right fucking now

>>67786351
Yeah :]

I need Her.

>>67786417
Sounds like you just suck then, sorry bud

>>67786417
Then explain yourself, solve the misconception

>>67786489
>>67786544
I think we've gone far enough offtopic friends and you dont see like you want a healthy discussion either way.

>>67786433
so you can have sex later with hotter girls

Crane might be dumb but it just makes me want to slap him with my fat tits

>>67786963
Post them

>>67787104
do you want to create another fucking split?
never ask for tits again in this thread

>>67787234
Post them here if /wasp/ dies

>>67787234
I created the split

I'm of the opinion that coomers should get the fuck out, possibly die.

>>67787277
Okay yeah, sure. If there's no /wasp/ thread for a month straight I'll post them.

>>67787292
Rinna...

>>67786963
Crane making posts like this is a special kind of pathetic

>>67787316
Based

Being ESL is a choice

>>67787574

>>67784807
>Bannana(peanutbutter base)
I need to try that.
>Macaroni(alfredo base)
On a pizza? Hmm. I've tried "mac n' cheese" pizza before but I didn't like it, not sure pasta on pizza is a good combination but I'll give anything that sounds interesting a try.
Anyway, I commend you for being able to not mention Jackie Chan. You are now my favorite poster.