/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gomen. i wasn't paying attention to the thread

>>67742799
neither was I, I've been stuck outside in normie society celebrating my mother's birthday..... I don't think I'll find a good hag here.....

>>67743098
>meta data shenanigans flipped the image
thanks moot

>>67743098
KEK i don't think you're gonna find any hag that you'd wanna marry here. i can hold down the fort for a while. best of luck on the gamba

>>67743711
some of the short asian ladies here have me perking up but i know they'll never compare, pray for my strength and solitude

>>67743711
hi, hag femanon here-- i agree

>>67744206
wishing you the best of luck brother
>>67744396
femanon, where do we find the cute otaku hags. i usually just tell people to visit hobby shops (card/board game stores) but they're usually all taken

>>67744752
i hate to break it to you but that really is your best bet, if not online. honestly you wouldve had much better chances near the gargantuan manga section of borders bookstores (hell knows i spent ages there) but unfortunately theyre all gone and all that remain are shitty fucking barnes and noble manga sections

>>67744995
>all that remain are shitty fucking barnes and noble manga sections
kek you're completely right. covid really ruined a lot of stuff. most bars/shops in my area started closing earlier after corona. all my friends have found decent partners on tinder/bumble so i'm starting to crack

>>67744995
in my experience bookstores were such an easy and great way to connect with like-minded people, i remember forever ago i connected with a really cute guy, we sat on the carpet floor and talked about lucky star. it was really nice. we never exchanged numbers though. i regret that

>>67745439
anon, borders went out of business years and years before covid. you gotta remember youre talking to someone whos almost 30, this was forever ago

>>67745616
damn. you don't just sit down on the floor with somebody and talk about lucky star without atleast getting their contact info. i'm sure that dude probably regretted it too

>>67745992
at least once a week nowadays i lie in bed unable to sleep because i cant stop thinking about how great it would be to have a do-over with my childhood but the reality is i blew it and now im facing the genuine possibility that i might not get married and have kids before i turn 40, at which point i will have truly BLEW IT blew it

>>67746452
try not to dwell on it too much. that's a quick way to rot your brain with negativity. just take the shot next time you get it. if it doesn't work out then oh well, keep it pushing

>>67746738
been trying for the majority of my 20s-- doesnt seem to be working. thanks though

Hello hagbros, I haven't been around for just over half a year now as I wanted to search for a hag wife. I did not succeed, but I had a short fling with a younger woman who unfortunately was a menhera hiding her true nature. I'm a bit more depressed about that than I expected , but I hope some of you have had success

>>67747289
giving up is for pussies, i'm still confident i'll find the one eventually after having good experiences in the past.. it's a big world dude. for now i'm just happy i've got some friends.
i know i said i'd keep the thread alive for a while but i'm drunk and tired so i'll just rebake in the morning if one isn't up
>>67747433
hope you didn't get too hurt by it anon. sometimes younger people just don't know what they want

>>67747612
im glad i have friends too but the majority of them are in relationships which kinda bums me out-- like im happy for them but it gets lonely. seeing your girl friends succeed where you dont is not very fun

>>67747612
I'm a younger guy myself still so I understand how unpredictable we can be, but the younger women can be incredibly cruel. It'll hurt for a bit, but I'll make it. Not the first time a menhera hurt me unfortunately

A hag's pubes should be as wild as the midwestern frontier during the great american expansion

>>67746452
Turning 30 this year and that's also exactly what I'm thinking myself. And I havent had a legit job ever since graduating. The one time I had a job, it was a fucking scam

>>67743098
>Birthday party at a satanistic Casino
absolute degenerate

>>67745439
>all my friends have found decent partners on tinder/bumble
>Dating apps
>Decent partners
Who's gonna tell him

>>67748437
be nice to that guys mother

>>67748563
She need saving from gambling

>>67748521
i may be an almost 30 year old unmarried woman browsing vt at 1 am, miserable and yearning for a family to raise, but youd sooner find me with a bullet in my head than on any fucking dating app ever

>>67748777
Respect.
Also, nice triple-double

>>67749091
oh hey didnt even notice

>>67742695
DIVEGRASS ANCHOR : Want to contribute to the team? Have any funny emote, clip, audio, OC you want to share? Do you know how to use Blender or are open to learn? reply to this post or just post in the thread

You can see our new roster here
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>>67748437
>>67748563
it's not a "birthday party" so to speak, more so just an outing, but yeah, unfortunate. She grew up going as a pastime and old habits die hard. I humored her today to be a good son, but I'll definitely put a bullet in my head if I ever find myself funding these death traps on my own accord. There's also a hotel to stay at, so it's not always just us going somewhere and blowing money off

>>67749200
Most tend not to until the post goes up.
Also, nice seeing ya again

Don't let the breads die while I'm asleep friends

>>67751823
its a little embarassing to admit but this thread feels like one of the rare few threads on this site where i feel comfortable conversing over a long period of time. despite it being.. the fucking hag thread

also im gonna assume youre the anon i spoke to that other night in the other hag thread. hi. i might frequent this thread from now on-- i feel strangely out of place in most other threads

>>67744396
>>67744995
>>67745616
>>67746452
>>67748777
>>67754112
POST BUSH OR GTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeIb9kq77ng

>>67757014
Fubuki does what everyone wants

>>67757507
>You will never be bred by Fubuki
Don't think I'm gay but if Fubuki wanted to fuck me I'd let her.

>>67748521
Hey, say what you want about dating apps but when the relationships are going on for over a year and the girls themselves have become close friends enoug that I can talk about about chuubas without being judge, then yea their decent. I still think dating apps are a cesspool and I don’t find myself changing that opinion but maybe digging through the shit for a diamond wouldn’t be too bad

>>67748212
Manifest Destiny that hag
Bet there were some Indianboos out east that had red fever back then just as bad as we have it for JP hags

>>67748521
My zoomer cousin found a hag on Tinder once when on vacation, they’re getting married this year, she’s 15 years older than him

>>67760726
My westerns taught me native indian women should be vtubers.

I love my darling!

>>67760726
Hagchads in 1800’s: “Those red savages, I bet they don’t even shave down there, totally not into that haha”
Hagchads today: “Japan is so weird, I heard they don’t even shave down there, totally not into that haha”

https://soranews24.com/2014/07/25/internet-survey-sheds-light-on-how-japanese-women-deal-and-sometimes-dont-deal-with-the-hair-down-there/

>>67763897
I want to crawl up inside her shirt and just breath in her scent while I rest in her chest

>>67743098
Stop living on the equator

>>67764609
>you use her tits as a pillow to take a nap
>she steals your old hoodie to rub your scent all over her
Fun fact, if your sweat/old shirts smells good to a woman that means she’s sexually compatible with you, had a hag ex that would wear my hoodie all the time and would sniff it casually

>>67764967
>ex
No...

self conscious hags who think they smell too strongly but you actually love and enjoy their scent

>>67765043
I tried to save her but couldn’t, she had severe depression and was wheelchair bound with Multiple Sclerosis, just started to push me away everytime I tried to comfort her, last I heard from her she’s married but in a abusive relationship, her cellphone got changed and Faceboom deleted so no way to contact or see her again. At least she kept my hoodie

>>67765210
My oshi has a smell fetish so it's all good.

>>67765511
*Facebook

>>67765511
....

>>67761265
>When asked about the density of their pubic hair, a little more than half of the women, or 53%, said “It grows thick.”
>Those women with ‘thick growth’ also provided answers to the question “How do you groom down there?” The most common answer was “I do absolutely nothing,” making up 56.2% of the total responses.
Based

>>67765511
Damn, sorry it didn't work out for you bro.I hope you're doing better. Have you talked about this before? I swear I remember a hagbro talking about a woman he was with that was wheelchair bound

>>67766811
Is this kodomo no jiken? what???

>>67766797
Yeah same anon
My heart tells me “win her back” but worried that it’ll start again
Don’t even know if she’s still with that guy
Connecting well with a hag at work so at least there’s something positive, haven’t seen my ex in 6-7 years since we graduated

>>67767328
All the women I work with are hags and the only one who isn’t married with kids is a total doomer that’s unsaveable
So close but yet so far

>>67756599
Bruh really?

>>67768252
Yes.

>>67754195
If you're referring to the one who you tried warding away with Florida but failed, tis I indeed.

>>67768263
Haggle anon, you might get a strand
NTA

>>67766811
what the fuck

>>67760773
twitter is not a dating app

>>67770079

>>67770079
Read nigga read.

>>67767328
Might be for the best to leave it all in the past and move on for good. I'm sure it was painful, but it sounds like she doesn't want to be helped, nothing you can do about that. You'll make it bro

>>67768315
hi, femanon he was replying to here-- not happening, sorry, my lack of self respect isnt THAT low

>>67768281
neat

>>67760773
Lucky guy

>>67772082
can't run the risk of someone getting a tattoo of it, I understand

>>67772183
it also runs the risk of making my background inextricably linked to a picture of my pubes on the off chance i miraculously make it into hololive

>>67772383
Why do you think you do not have a man yet haganon?

>>67772427
because im stubborn and waiting for a guy who shares my hobbies and interests to come along

>>67772591
I'm not certain if you can afford to wait much longer. Might be time to go on the offense if you're at or past mid 30s

>>67772130
A. Nice trips
B. How's things atm? Very sleeby atm

>>67772649
theres a guy im friends with who i really like and ive made it real obvious but i think he doesnt feel the same way which bums me out constantly

>>67772827
He's probably just shy, it happens.

>>67772719
just woke up. my eyes burn

>>67772827
>ive made it real obvious
Big chance that you didn't make it obvious. Men will not understand or catch all the retarded "signs" that women give. Just go to him and tell them if he's open to go out one day.

>>67772827
Is he younger or older than you? Younger guys typically aren't the best at reading signs

>>67772868
Zones amirite? Currently 1:38am here
Yeah, I'm from SEA.

>>67772383
>runs the risk of making my background inextricably linked to a picture of my pubes
Jumping through all the hoops to accomplish that would be an impressive feat

>>67772894
no listen when i say obvious i mean Obvious, im not dumb, i know other women might be retarded with the ways they express interest-- but me and him are both coomers and we discuss how great it wold be to copulate with another, Regularly. our conversations could not be more obvious but i think hes just not interested in me which is really depressing

>>67773137
Azki could find the location.

>>67772924
he is. who knows he might just be dead set on younger women

>>67773184
>but me and him are both coomers and we discuss how great it wold be to copulate with another
Don't. By doing this you just give him the impression that you're a slut that sleeps with everybody or that jyou're just a tease that it's all talk but doesn't do shit. Just be honest that you are interested in him besides sex, like dating, watching a movie, you know romantic stuff.

Confirmed that he's /here/, absolutely based

>>67773350
That boy does these threads proud

>>67773276
once again i am not Dumb-- we're both extremely passionate people and its not like we have sex on the mind daily, we both understand that we're both loners so theres no way he thinks im a sex addicted whore. in fact i havent had sex since i was 20

>>67773225
Based on your other response, he could have some kind of shame with porn addiction. When I was still frequently viewing it, I felt shame and guilt when I involved myself with women. Other anon could be right to, he may get the impression you're a loose woman which can be a big turn off for a lot of men. It's hard to recover from that perception when we view you as one

>>67773484
thats a bummer

>>67773464
As I said, just go ask him on a date. And like the other anon says
>It's hard to recover from that perception when we view you as one
One way to change his view of you, if this it's the case. Just say stuff like "It's been almost a decade since I went on a date with someone" or" It's been ages since I came here(place of date)" so he knows that you don't do dating or relationate with men.
In conclusion : Ask him on a date.

>>67773350
Varnis based and hagpilled, Mio must be his oshi with how often he draws her in “artblocks”
Thick bush should be mandatory for all women

>>67773461
Now if only Tentopus came back with the milk we’e be eating real good

>>67773572
Honestly, just do what >>67773630 said. Be straightforward, ask the guy out. If he turns you down, it'll suck but that's alright. There's plenty of guys out there that share your interests

>>67773630
uuuuuugh i really wanted him to be the one to ask-- the way im playing it out in my brain makes me feel desperate

>>67773861
>uuuuuugh i really wanted him to be the one to ask
It's 2024, times changes and Men are taught to be less and less outgoing with women
>makes me feel desperate
You are desperated like every person. Don't overthink it, just do it

>>67773861
and lets be real: i AM desperate. i dont know i guess i just want someone who will treat me like the only girl in the world and not the other way around

>>67773861
It should be fine, I doubt he will turn down a date, you're already friendly with each other.

>>67773982
>who will treat me like the only girl in the world
You have to win it, show that you deserve it. In this case by asking him.

>>67773350
holy based but how does that confirm it? ive seen hag love being said in other places

>>67774009
a proper date would be complicated since we live far apart but itd be nice to have the peace of mind of companionship

>>67773861
You're gonna have to go for it. There's a chance he does want to ask you out but he's been shot down pretty badly before for trying so he doesn't try anymore. Plus lately men get shit for being forward with women. Give it a shot, it may work out for you

>>67774043
There was a short period of months when anons used to post "I wish he made a Lui/Mio/Korone" and some days after he released a drawing of them. Also while HAG LOVE is used in other social apps, it's usually on replies. Many artists avoid using the word "hag" because they fear it may be perceived as offensive.

>>67774025
i guess youre right

>>67774120
ive seen other artists use it in the west but the first point makes sense. I asked for Kaela itt

>>67774112
fine ill try tonight-- if this thread is still up by then (or if theres another) ill talk about how it went

>>67774224
Good luck haganon

>>67774270
thanks

>>67774323
i shit you not the captcha for this reply was "PRAY." not sure how i feel about that

>>67774376
Better start praying then

>>67774492
Holy..

>>67765511
>>67767445
>oh hey our thread stayed up overnigh-
why must we all suffer......are we truly God's strongest warriors to share such desolate stories....?
>>67774120
>>67774182
I asked for Reine and Nijihags....that tweet puts me at 80-90% sure he's /here/. "hag love" is niche but not exclusive, since /vt/ culture has leaked profusely over the years

>>67774224
better to pull the trigger instead of waiting for something that might never happen. best of luck!

>>67775016
There is nothing holy about the things I'd do to Aki.

>>67775671
Hag cheeks

>>67775890
The hag is seen in her natural habitat, hunting down a young gaijin male in a bar as her prey

>>67775891
luv em

>>67773861
>Waiting for him to ask
This is why girls lose so many opportunities. You wait for the guy to do all the work and you end up losing to the first girl who asks him first or says yes.

>>67775890
Hug her.

>>67776226
this is very mesmerizing. love it

>>67776078
fumihiko is a legend, their kemono is a goldmine

>>67777421
they do kemo??

>>67778175
no i mean like their patreon and pixiv fanbox archives on kemono.party

>>67778533
Kemono has been working like shit this year but there's two anons who archive their stuff in MEGA on the /horni/ thread

>>67777421
Yeah, I generally try to stay away from porn, but I appreciate the lewd and suggestive stuff. The facial expressions are always wonderful

age doesn't matter, so long as you've got your 'elf.

>>67778978
>The facial expressions are always wonderful
that's really funny that you say that since that's people's main dislike him. to each their own i guess

>>67779197
nta but I love fumi's facial expressions too, It really shows the pleasure. Also he draw piss too

>>67779197
Depends.
Sometimes it can be great but sometimes it can feel a bit rushed.

all these hag artists need to collab on a hag art book...

The only thing that I dont like about they is that they draw a lot of gangbang stuff, thats why I save their 1Man stuff so when I feel in the mood I just check my folders

>>67779336
it can be hit or miss from me. sometimes it's fitting and sometimes it's just over the top where i just have to laugh. the pee is good tho

>>67779197
Deranged expressions, or being overwhelmed by ecstasy have always been hot to me. The Aki picture in particular is great, her eyes do so much talking plus the depravity of her gesturing and slipping her tongue out make it so much better. She doesn't care how she looks, she only cares about what she wants and I really like that

>>67779503
it feels like most of the nsfw artists either draw gangbangs, bbc, violent or ntr content. to some degree at least

>>67779652
At least that garbage makes it easy to stay away from porn

>>67779902
I still like porn but I feel that I ended up being very picky. it does mean I have to filter out most of it and only consume it every other week or so

>>67779652
That's part of a motivation for me to get better at drawing. I'm not interested in porn, I'm interested in capturing the beauty and appeal of the hags. There's enough degeneracy out there, I want to show them being older and beautiful

>>67780031
i hope you succeed anon. did you start doing it? following any guides or lessons?

>>67779336
>>67779518
Based.

>>67779902
all that garbage and filth just magnifies the good shit I've found nowadays......before I was a web surfer, now I have dedicated organized folders for when I need to let a load off every 1-5 days. Hag sex is such a double-edged sword, I'm not looking completely disgusting smut anymore but holy fuck is my biological clock ticking seeing vanilla stuff. I'm weening myself away to stop entirely soon

>>67781612
unrelated but I really want to hear Mint read the I live in a low income housing enviroment pasta

>>67781710
lol have you still not built the courage up to ask her for it anon?

>>67781955
I dont usually watch her, and twitch has that badge system so I believe it'd be pretty rude if a non usual viewer nor member ask her to do something

>>67781612
JP artists conditoned me not to get aroused unless I see pubes, damn them and their hairy bushes

all this talk made me wonder if anyone has any recommendations for nice hag sex. any favorite artists that do lewd hags right for you?

>>67782082
i only really do audio, by artists such as Chiroru Oyama and Shiho Bubaigawara

>>67782082
I'll just leave this here
deaver1104
0910Machi
ebekus_omom / Momo no sukebe / 腿之助兵衛
sinRavNSFW / Varnis Karnis
yuzutyie / ゆずてぃー
namako8982 / takorin / なまこ大爆発
tkbnobansoukoo / しまじろう0817
yue_niconico / show-ei
satou_aji11
kroger1903
kurarika
Buckethead_ero / umezawa itte / 梅澤一手
totoro_on / トトローン
wasabi_sushi
aikome(haikome)
zanamaoria (shortstacks)
najar
rinhee
たぬ (tanuchanalter)
dismassd
rika_(akarika057)
byeondha
すいか工房 / suicakoubou
redi
honon
Hoshara
tosaka_(tosaka0001)
shimadouma
midnight_(midnightstream3)
oteageinkaree
RoikoPi
drogod / hella_p
putuma

>>67782082
otochichi
all time legend

>>67782400
Based ASMR chad
Natsuki Nogami does one with a fox milf ara ara character
Basically anyone paired with Shiho is top tier

>>67782400
>>67782821
>Tags R18, Older Woman, Teasing, etc.
JASMR has been disatrous for my balls

>>67782689
You missed Oggu (for the saggiest Toko tits in all of JP) and Tanaka Ahiru (Master of fluffy pubes, only Nijis)
Fav artists are Kawaisaw or Etuzan Jakusui but they don’t draw vtubers

>>67782898
I really like this one
https://japaneseasmr.com/33667/

>>67782689
>>67782952
ordered from most favorite to least (includes non-vTuber hags)

deaver1104 (honorable mention, artist responsible for hag awakening) VT
Oggu (ultimate saggers) VT
Tanaka Ahiru (ultimate pubes) VT
rinhee non VT
Buckethead_ero / umezawa itte / 梅澤一手 non VT
sinRavNSFW / Varnis Karnis VT
ebekus_omom / Momo no sukebe / 腿之助兵衛 non VT
totoro_on / トトローン non VT
namako8982 / takorin / なまこ大爆発 non VT (2hu)
tkbnobansoukoo / しまじろう0817 VT
zanamaoria (SHORT STACKS) non VT
drogob / hella_p non VT
shimadouma VT
satou_aji11 non VT
redi VT
byeon_dha VT
RoikoPi VT
kroger1903 VT
kurarika VT
tanuchanalter VT
yue_niconico / show-ei non VT
dismassd VT
wasabi_sushi VT
rika_(akarika057) VT
Hoshara VT
midnight_(midnightstream3) VT
honon VT
oteageinkaree Non VT

Mint’s morning voice posts…

Wake up hagchads, Oggu’s new saggy Toko tits just dropped (out of her shirt)
Big kereberos saggers: https://files.catbox.moe/f7cimk.jpeg
Bigger hag honkers: https://files.catbox.moe/gzt4gl.jpeg
Biggest Toko tits: https://files.catbox.moe/a9up45.jpeg

>>67786593
the last two are just comical

>>67786593
Nice knockers.

>>67786593
I want to tease those inverted nipples until they pop out
>>67786855
Comically sexy

>>67786593
he never misses

sex with japanese women between the ages of 25-40

>>67786593
Built for milking

>>67786987
I understand the appeal at least

>>67787055
Why under 40?

Mio was alone enjoying the breese on the balcony, like in that exhibitionism doujinshi...
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1752100067195170877

>>67787481
I don't make the rules

>>67780766
I did some classes while still in school and was actually pretty good at it. Stopped doing it once I graduated and only recently picked back up again. I'm trying to get back into a feel for everything, but eventually when I feel I've improved enough, I will take on more difficult things outside of my own style

>>67788272
Damn right you don't. My strike zone goes all the way up to 60.

>>67787481
Pre-menopause. Hags must be bred while they still have eggs

>>67785604
This damn dog knows exactly what she's doing to us.

I love older women

Bless Hags

If they'll all turn into hags one day, theoretically, doesn't every holomem count as a hag-to-be?

>>67796207
Yes but a hag-to-be is not a hag.

>>67796385
Then when does a hag-to-be pass the threshold and evolve into hagdom?

>approaching 30
>losing viability as a young man for a hag
At least I'll still look young into my 30s, but it won't be the same...

>>67797387
You would still be considered a young man if you date a much older hag, one that's in her 50s, 60s

>>67796738
30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koyM_SDOVTc
Lolihag bnnuy back to hunting!

>>67797518
Yeah, but at that point it becomes difficult to have kids.

>>67797967
She really likes hunting, has she talked about playing the fishing simulator?