/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67719705
What took you so long?

>>67719748
This is a nice one! Surprised I haven’t seen it before

My sunshine is makin' pals!

Handjob
https://files.catbox.moe/cerz2u.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/p99a9q.jpeg
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Sneak peak at a fauna WIP
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Fauna!

>>67720789
i kneel

I find cowkinis too goofy to jack off too

>>67723394
It's okay, we can't all be straight.

>>67723480
i'm gay for fauna

Are you really more needy of your godess than others?

love this punctual kirin

depressionpals

pals are literally saplings

>>67723989
i don't work

I would be the best pal

I'm Fauna's top pal

5 minutes in and Fauna already read my chat message heh...

Mossbert is cute. CUTE!

When does the breeding start

Fauna is exceptionally quiet today

FUCKING huge bgm

Am I going crazy or is she talking like debut fauna today for some reason

>>67724736
Wonder if she changed something or if she's just farther away but she sounds a lot more muted

That was pretty accurate

>>67724983
It's her mic or something
Open the last Palworld stream, the energy is the same but you can hear a noticeable change

"CUM! good boy"
there's a soundpost in there for you coomers.

"CUM! good boy"
phew. soundpost worthy

Now that the threads a little quieter I just want to say I'm happy we finally got the Dota2 streams, they were a lot of fun. I doubt it'll ever happen but a full 5 vs 5 holomems would be fun

he don't bite

what did she mean by this?

>>67725149
>>67725273

>>67725529
waited 2 mins and it didn't show my post, blame 4chan for being dogshit

>>67725708
sure, buddy

>>67725773
>trying this hard

Did she murder one of her pals? Just joined stream and saw meat

>>67725891
it was wild

>>67725891
she gave up on her vegan ways and is now butchering them all. it was cute, check the vod after

soon slime enjoyers

What's up with the slimes?
Also cool, I like baking too, fauna.

NEW SLIME ACQUIRED

Fauna making sourdough? She is the perfect wife

>>67726477
She should invest in an oven thermometer too if she hasn't. It helps immensely.

squeeb

>>67726593(me)
And a scale

What do non americans mean by american bread

The American bread meme is so retarded

>>67726714
Sugar content because all bread is subway bread or pre sliced apparently. You know completely overlooking that we have bakeries.

>>67726714
They mean the pre sliced shelf bread
As if every grocery store in America doesn't also have a dedicated bakery section

>>67726714
I assume they heard the meme about Subway bread being classified as cake in Ireland or something due to its sugar content and think all bread in the US is like that.

that screenshot was a fraction too early

Will the palworld arc ever end... every 2nd video I see in my youtube feed is someone playing this

What's worse, the American bread isn't bread argument or American cheese isn't cheese?

>pal fluid
yeah, mine

does fauna see the most buggy parts of palworld or am i imagining things

>>67724201
>What am I gonna do? Ceres Fauna chose ME to lead the revolution! Ah, Ceres Fauna needs me? Ok, I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you Fauna! I've got you're back Fauna!

>>67726887
Yes just wait for Nintendo to take it down

>>67726830
look man, you gotta take this and just accept it. all country stereotypes are a meme, defending it is just embarrassing

>>67727069
>implying

>>67727035
She might do, I never had first boss bug like she did and I've fought this penguin 3 times and never had it bug out

>>67725864
>get some help

>>67726894
Both are equally retarded because a middle of nowhere grocery store in America will completely blow the fuck of any store in Europe with the available choices for both "fake" and real options

>>67727035
That penguin has yeeted himself out of the arena almost every time I've fought him. The big beetle guy does too.

>>67727178
I thought this game was supposed to be THE pokemon killer, why do these bugs exist

>>67727168
>>67725864

>>67727242
only retards compare this game to pokemon

>>67727174
you're gonna need to source that insane claim, french/italian bread shits on anything in the US.

>>67727242
that's just sensationalism anon, it's just a surprisingly fun game that is very popular right now, it's not a pokemon killer nor is it trying to be

>>67727242
Still has less bugs than pokemon

>>67727242
>bug ridden slop is a pokemon competitor
says a lot about pokemon

>>67727078
? Not when people genuinely believe it.

>>67727242
Nigger have you played the newest pokemon game?

Fauna ain't gaming today.

>>67727477
you've probably spammed hundreds of comments you "genuinely believe" about other countries, too. its just a joke bro, we all do it.

>>67727695
She just wants to be a DOTA gamer...

>>67727419
That's a meme as well, you'd have an argument if you were talking about wine

If you got to choose who joins Fauna's dota collab next time, who and why?

>>67728014
Ame because she has experience with MOBAs. Downside is she is sometimes a jobber.

>>67727035
I wonder if it's a server latency issue, not seen that myself

>>67728014
Nerissa. I want them to have a one on one collab, though I'd prefer if it wasn't Dota so they could focus on talking more.

>>67728004
I've had enough of each of their bread to make a comparrison, I'm basing it on my own experiences anon

>>67728014
ame nerissa irys biboo(with lower volume)

F-fauna..?

Why is UUU dead today? What’s going on? We have like 14k viewers lol

>>67728014
Full Hololive inhouse Dota tournament, just be funny to see

>>67729491
Nfl championship game day, most likely

>>67729491
>palworld

FIRE FIRE FIRE

>>67729607
Saplings don't watch sports they're all fat and round

>>67729643
They're cheering for the ball.

>>67728014

Didnt Ina have dota experience?

>>67729643
isn't that literally football watcher demographic?

I thought you all were being crazy but she does actually sound a bit different today, must be something with the microphone I kinda like it

>>67729643

>>67729808
it's actually because she's an imposter

I miss missing Fauna

>>67729861

>>67729741
Ina has talked about playing Dota before, yeah

>>67730050
Ina played league

boarberts...

I don't know how I feel about more moba content. I've escaped from that lifestyle years ago.

Boarbert can mine in the field?!

>>67730645
she picked up ore after charging so yea?

Does anything interesting ever happen in this game...?

faunabert will be saved...

>>67730911
My wife has been on screen the entire time, that's pretty interesting to me.

that was like a goblin raid vs fully armored dwarves in dwarf fortress

I miss green beans.

>>67730911
Like every early access game no

>fauna hates monkeys
basado

Jesus christ why does it take a million years to craft a crossbow

>>67731270
faunaschizo dont look

>>67731302
This is why I can't stand these games. They're just glorified inventory management simulators.

that was a warbly uuuUuuu

>>67731424
God when will the Palworld arc end

>>67731302
cause she has literally 0 pals with handiwork helping her craft it

kitty

wait...

How rare are those? I've not seen a legendary schematic

>>67732580
It's very rare especially in a low level dungeon. The Uncommon Crossbow already outdamages the Handgun so Legendary is gonna be even more powerful. She's not gonna craft it tho it takes like 100+ ingots

dodge fauner dodge

>>67732691
>it takes like 100+ ingots
sounds like a short time in an ore base

>>67732794
>implying Fauna will build one

FIRST TRY BABY

shrimp

>>67733280
it's me...

stuffs mentions are rising exponentially

Fauna's read my comment so many times this stream

this dumb penguin is doing this on purpose...

oh good

Fauna urine

Fauna still hasn't even gotten to her return stream SCs, forever dodging Jeffrey roasting her

Minecraft Monday tomorrow (probably)

>>67735354
She's going to avoid them like the WHS.

Ceres "look at my fat tits" Fauna

the carbs...

>>67736050
I fail to see the issue.

>>67736050
carbs to fat to tits.
dont complain

>>67736050
dont you ever think about the history of baking when you bite into a fresh warm bread with just butter on it and its godlike

I see all these people get Happy Birthday sung to them and it makes me want it too. Why. I always thought that it was faggy to ask for it. Dammit.

>>67736050
And?

>>67736415
i plan to sc her on my birthday this year sappo, there's nothing cringe about loving your oshi and being loved in return

>>67736415
>I always thought that it was faggy to ask for it.
It can be, but if you're not obnoxious about it then it's generally fine.

>>67736597
>>67736656
Fair enough. Imma mention it this year too. Thanks guys. Will definetely be an extra great day. Hopefully she reads SCs that day. Lol

no, fauna... there's no more frogbert...

>>67736886
>Hopefully she reads SCs that day. Lol
I wish you luck, mine last year was like 3-4 weeks late

Just don't make Fauna cry again

After Fauna mentioned it. I looked it up and I never knew this instrument ever existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KbEnGnymk
It kind of sounds like a violin that's...muted? It's very obscure looking. I don't understand how it works

cute fauna
good night /uuu/

>>67736886
good luck man. my birthday was over the outer wilds arc, had no chance this year

>>67737265
Night SapBro. Looking forward to Minecraft Monday o7

no heart, no reason to live

Good night everyone, sleep well

>>67737422
My comment didn't even show because apparently you aren't allowed to type "The game really does suck you in". Oh well, she read my chat messages a bunch this stream which is better

>>67737322
Fuuuck. That sucks man. Luckily my bday is in the summer so there shouldnt be a problem.

>>67737655
Summer=con season so...

>>67737422

>>67737578
dude ive had comments murdered for the dumbest reasons. like, i couldnt even tell you what was wrong with them
>>67737891
>luke fagis, known homobeggar and nijifag, gets a heart with that
yeah take solace in the fact she didnt read them today at least

>>67729643
I actually think saplings are the most fit fan base. I lift, all the saplings I’ve met at cons are either slim or also lift.

I get that’s not how stats work and all that fancy small sample size bs, but it’s enough for me to say all saplings are based and can join fauna’s harem of ikemen (and hot ladies)

>>67737578
something similar happened to me, the strange thing is that the same word was not omitted in the chat.
>>67728014
i like 99% of all Fauna collabs but the last one with all the screaming and the smurfs was pretty disgusting. if it's 5v5 holos it might be ok.

>>67737958
yeah YT is fucking retarded, no surprise there

>>67738233
The first half was meh because she barely talked but it did get better. It was definetely inferior to Party Animals and Plateup though. I wont argue

>>67738076
The saplings I met at CTW definitely weren't fit, not a lot of fat fucks but no fit ones.

>>67736050
I like that!

>>67729643
nice projection, fatty
box, f1 and footy mustardrace

>>67743288
Soccer is incredibly gay, european nascar might be even more gay

>>67743372
nothing to say about box, mr gay expert?

>>67743457
Do you mean boxing? Because that's just incredibly lame these days but not particularly gay

>>67743501
>lame
gay expert, please enlighten us , which sports arent gay?

>>67738076
>>67740125
I don't lift but I run for at least 30 minutes a day listening to Fauna or other holo's stream/music. The funny thing is, I started being consistent after I started watching Fauna more than a year and a half ago. Probably because she streams at the perfect time and is like a reminder for me

>>67743771
/fit/ saplings is a real thing, I’m telling you. And good stuff anon, keep it up

Alright I’ll bite the bullet and risk the ban: does anyone have LL’s old horror based asmrs that she only showed off on her discord? I’ve seen it mentioned in YT comments, but I didn’t follow her back then and really love her stuff