/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67354502 (OP)
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1749133373132382605
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

I can't believe we fucking died again. At least it wasn't humiliatingly at 50 posts this time.

Rissabutt

>>67403046
Yeah I was 1sec away from bumbing but my internet died. As an apology I baked this thread, my first thread on this God forsaken site.

Sorry guys, I was too busy having sex with Nerissa to bump the previous thread.

Also source for art used in OP
https://twitter.com/tako_ro/status/1750146844402094307

No wife today...

Why live...

Trying to bend Nerissa over the kitchen table but her spine is fused so we just have missionary sex

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67402761
OPchama....
>>67354502
this was the last thread...

>>67405519
Yeah I'm sorry, I missed that. I'll be careful if there's a next time

Oh no, we died cause I decided to stay in bed 3 hrs instead of waking up and going on the laptop... I'll never again laze around on the bed.

>>67360272
you lied to me...

>>67405664
Good
now take this and use it wisely
https://twitter.com/yuyuyuyuyu_x/status/1750031128293978507?s=19

kek time to kill the advertisers

>>67403339
I'm mildly confused by the lack of horns and blue highlights.

Gloved handjob from Rissa

>>67406045
teehee

I need more Rissa lore to tell my friends my oshi is the strongest can beat up theirs.

no sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

>>67407728
Speak for yourself, we're plapping right now.

it's been a while since we died like that

>>67408127
We're too busy shitting on IRyS at the moment

>>67408247
no we're not fuck off you stupid nigger

>>67408247
Based

>>67408247
>We
I'm busy plapping my wife Nerissa Ravencroft right now, kys ennacuck.

Kiara and KFP's overwhelming seethe really got passed down to Nerissa and her fans huh?

Let the baiters keep the thread alive, I'm currently busy plapping Nerissa

God, IRysniggers are so fucking toxic. Anyone who says they prefer Nerissa's Karaoke over there gets called a retard. They are also trying to shit on Nerissa.
I hate them

For my friends that don't check the hellhole that is the catalog, there yet another bait thread.
They'll be coming here too, so for once your goddamn life, don't reply to bait.

>>67408948
They're not even trying to hide their falseflagging, it's funny as fuck

>>67408832
Well, at least it's on our free day.

>>67408948
it comes from /#/ thread (dont ask me how i know)
all you need to know is that the same people that shat up the board during advent's debut, are residents

watching fwmc morning

Cmon Rissa. Do something off schedule and spontaneous for once. Stream Palworld tonight.

I remember when you fags tried to distance Neah from Nerissa bc she's an IRyS anti. Hopefully now you guys understand why.

>>67408948
HEY GUYS
IM GONNA REPLY TO OBVIOUS STALE AF BAIT
MMMMM, YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM

>67408841
So you went to IRyS thread, said that Nerissa is a better singer than IRyS and expect them to agree with you??
Are you actually retarded or are just trying to be retarded?
IRyStocrats and Jailbirds don't have any bad blood Enna kek

>>67409077
Mococoeh wouldn't like that idea..

>>67408948
Thanks for the news

>>67409110
So you mean IRyS should be antied ??
Because I agree witn you. Bitch is not even better than Gura or Mumei and is a transphobe irl

>>67409077
Noooo Rissa, don't become a dog... I'm not a furry...

>>67409261
Yes. Irys is half Indian, and we all know annoying pajeets are

>>67409297
Too late

>>67409312
Well most of her fans are pajeets as well. No wonder why they are so schizo??

>>67409367
Thanks, I hate it.

I hate Kiara but right now I hate IRyS more

>>67409297

>>67409479
I'll take you out of your misery...

>>67409479

>>67409479
Hmmmmmmm

>>67409411
Me too. Irystocrats are worst fanbase. Worse than Niji fans as well

https://twitter.com/sumo88_/status/1750188710862471217

List of people /Ope/ hates
>Irys
>Kronii
>Bae

>>67409601
At least Niji fans are outwardly shitty. The passive aggressive bullshit irystofags pull is so insufferable.

>>67409705
Nerissa would say "fucking", get out of there, jailbird.

>>67409479

I'm not sure what's worse, the furry art or the raid

>>67407728
You're right, I don't like fatties anyway.

>>67409825
I was thinking the same. We just need the chirstfag to complete the trifecta.

>>67409795
I'm sorry Rissa, just for today... WOULD

This has never been more useful

So in all seriousness, do we seriously hate IRyS and her fans ??

>>67410012
Yeah. Most of us are KFP so it's a given we hate IRyS and her shit fanbase.

>>67409952
I always forget this exist, thanks.

In all seriousness, we want more more wet kiss ASMR from Nerissa Ravencroft

>>67410119
I want more heartbeat ASMR, that shit made me so comfortable

>>67410119
I want all the Rissa ASMR we can get please. The girl is too cute and sexy, and she knows it.

>>67410119
she should try some role play next

>>67410012
Irys will never have a song reach the same heights as Nerissa's initial releases so pajeetocrats can cry all they want.
Even Mori is technically a better singer from technique point of view.
https://youtu.be/HTCvzBF8Buw?si=VlXsSUtc1-Xh8B7L
I would like to hear Irys try this

>>67410204
I want her to call me bad boy again.

>>67410204
But, the cringe.. the cringe isreal..

>>67410334

Can anyone explain why the samefagging retard is calling everyone a pajeet??

>>67410334
Embrace the cringe.

Nerissa should lick my cock
IRyS should lick my cock
The raiding sisters should lick my cock all at once

>>67410610
The sisters probably have STDs from all the homo cock sucking. Better stick to just Irys and Nerissa

You fags should hate on Irys as well. The crats hate Nerissa and call her a Nijinigger and say derogatory things ike how she sleeps with twitter antis.
We need to show them who's the boss

>>67400802
>>67401005
>>67401178
>>67402088
>>67400908
See how they were anting Nerisaa early in the morning

FuwaWissa

Don't let the false flaggers and the sisters persuade you from having threesome with Irys and Nerissa
https://files.catbox.moe/7msmy5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0et8za.png

Didnt ask

>>67411020
I asked for this

>>67411020
Now make them have a sweaty gex

>>67410994
We'll never have this live cause the Moco is always there...

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1750203304909344821

I miss my wife... Today is gonna be so long.

Nap all day long with my wife

>>67411500
>>67411646
Translation: I got 8 hours of sleep when I didn't nap, so I'm not gonna do that again and will continue to ruin my sleep

>>67411679
Not now concernfag, it's her day off so she can do anything she wants

>>67411873
Less concern more annoyance and regret. I honestly loved how she glowed up during the zatsu when she had good sleep.

>>67411927
I think the pattern was: no nap, full night without sleep, small nap, 8 hrs at night, or among those lines.

>>67409881
Nerissa loves me and she knows how I feel about her. Im a delight to have in the thread.

>>67411646
A plap and a nap
Good day so far

Here's the thing about Nerissa Ravencroft
she's my wife

>>67411500
>>67411646
This woman will never learn will she? Correction is needed, she needs the strong and guiding hand of chastisement that only a Catholic man can provide

>>67412431
The good day trifecta
A plap/fap, a nap, and a laugh

I just want whatever schedule gets us as energetic a version of Rissa as yesterday was. If that means 3-4 streams a week then fine.

>>67413040
I'd definitely welcome more early streams after that, she's nowhere near as genki during her regular starting time.

How could you let the last thread die like that…

>>67413208
I was rolling in bed, after waking up, sorry.

>>67413208
Babu :3

>>67413208
I was about to post the OP picture for a bump at 10 but the fucking 4mb limit cucked me and it immediately went to 11

>>67413428
This isnt an explanation.

>>67413428
This image explains everything

>>67413428
I understand everything now

>>67413453
>>67413474
Banana :D

>>67413040
>>67413203
Sneaky-neaky EUbirds, I see what you're trying to do here

>>67413635
Take it off. Slowly.

>>67413801
I'm same timezone as Rissa.
I don't think the stream time mattered as much as the well rested part, but noon starts would be fine for me cuz I can listen at work pretty easily.

>>67414257
I don't her to stream early just yet. My friends are going through their LC arc and I'd have nothing to do if Rissa doesn't stream at her normal time anymore.

Sex with the Ravencroft family
https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1750120069076795633/photo/1

>>67415224
thats me in the back

I'm gonna take a nap with Rissa, see you later.

I'm gonna have sex with my wife Nerissa, see you later

I'm gonna have sex with the anon taking a nap with Rissa, see you later.

I'm gonna have sex with Rissa and have little anons, see you later.

I'm gonna have sex with all of her female friends, and then ask her if I can have sex with her too

>>67416936
I'm gonna have sex with all of her friends, regardless and then have sex with her, regardless, see you later.

Sheesh quiet down guys, all your yapping about your plans is making it awkward for me to thrust in her.

My wife is tired, let her sleep.

Wake up. Naps over.

>>67418682
You don't know what happens after the nap? That's when the next nap begins!

Save me... Devilish Diva...

Sex with a fembird

https://twitter.com/Cr4ymer/status/1750207685889548673

Today I realized that no matter which kind of cat Rissa adopts, we may never see it even tho it's our child and I cried a bit.

https://twitter.com/HinoKazzi/status/1750069302844121275

Sex with Nerissa

You can't be having sex with Rissa all day, she needs to rest.

>>67424101
I’ll have sex with a fembird then

>>67424273
ill have sex with u

>>67410493
ennacuck (aka IMschizo) likes rrat pedalling that IRyS's dad is a pajeet, even though he sounds nothing like an actual pajeet. i suppose he then is attempting to extrapolate it to all IRyStocrats.

>>67411020
i need sauce, NOW

>Wakes up
>4 stealthy IRyS v/s Nerissa thread on the catalogue
>/ope/ and /hirys/ being raided
What did we get ourselves into??

https://streamable.com/dfgdyj

>>67424937
its probably ennacuck and sisters attempting to holo vs holo us. just ignore the bait threads and theyll stop doing them eventually

>>67415224
>walk into your bedroom after a tough day at work
>see Nerissa lying on your bed stark naked and quivering with flustered anticipation
>flanked by her sisters who react to your sudden appearance with smug grins as they spread her legs open for you
>"It's high time you made our baby sister an honest woman, Jailbird..."
Brothercroft bursts in behind you and screams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPRYXS0YZI

>>67424297
Are you a fembird

>>67426153
i can be

>>67426364
Alright

>>67424662
Anon, I…

>>67427051
I SAID NOW

>>67427315
He's dead.

>>67427487
NOW

I'm the only jailbird who doesn't reply to bait

>>67428228
And I'm proud of you.

Since when was 4mb too big?
https://files.catbox.moe/tw5f74.jpg

>>67428561
Nerissa and 2B my beloveds...

>>67428561
>Rissa reposted this
based
nice 2booty (forma de Nerissa)

>>67424662
It's Ai, I prompted it kek

>>67428721
You should prompted shioraven futa

>>67428561
Please Rissa play Nier:Automata and use this for one of your thumbies I'll lick your boots if needed for you to do it.

>>67428815
Would she even be able to make it past the opening segment on easy?

>>67429562
Maybe even on normal, that's how much I trust her.

Sex with my wife
https://twitter.com/aragik3n/status/1749733119673217078/photo/1

>Nerissa liked a loli tweet
I'M SO FUCKING IN JAILBROS

>>67431641
I've been "in" Nerissa for a long time now.

She liked a lot of bg3 and Astarion stuff today on her chuuba account, is she confused?

Do you think Nerissa forces us to perform sexual acts on her as our form of paying rent?

>>67431641
Did you miss her kani outburst?

>>67431732
We have this conversation at least once per week, please get use to it.

>>67431732
I'm pretty sure she asked mane-chan about whether that was allowed, got the green light and now just indiscriminately likes BG3 on main on reflex.

>>67431732
nothing new there...

>>67431641
Loli-sized fembird, come ON now. Did you somehow think Nerissa wouldn't just snuggle you up? Did you not see her speech about boobs? Shortstack fembirds, be at ease, she doesn't discriminate, Biboo isn't lusted after not because she is short, but because she is her sweet friendo. Rest assured, she would turn you out.

IRyS is a mediocre singer and a worse person

>>67432436
Neah is that you

>>67428228
It was true, you're the only one who doesn't reply to baits.

>>67433127
Why's was she mad when you took the pic? Does she not want you at home?

>>67433748
The Jailbird snapped the photo without permission.

loli fembird…

>>67434027
There you go.

>>67433748
She was mad at me because I gave her one goodbye kiss instead of two when leaving for work

>>67434235
*plap plap plap*

>>67434235
That’s me

Frame up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEyKRT9Oj0

>>67435578
She streams early cause we're going on a date afterwards.

>>67435578
She already played it right
Hope this becomes a zatsu

I'm going to sleep, see you tomorrow jailbirbs. Please keep the thread alive
https://twitter.com/irorixc/status/1703767981312839888/photo/1

>>67438502
I promise to at least wake up and go straight to the pc tomorrow.

>>67438502
nothing wrong with letting the thread dies when she's not streaming, better than having shitposters and falseglags trying to start shit
some jailbirds are too eager to fall for every bait

https://twitter.com/yokasparetime/status/1750289599367090586
Cute. Too bad this one won't be finished.

>>67441948
There's gonna be a better version at least, supposedly.

>>67435578
Gah, these early start times are so conflicting...if streaming earlier means she has more energy for the stream, I suppose I could settle for being a VOD watcher...

>>67443320
Yeah, same. If she's streaming earlier, it means me being a perpetual vod watcher. However, Rissa was a much better entertainer yesterday, which made for a better stream. Very conflicting

>>67444461
I wish I was stronger, but I cannot watch VODs. I've been trying to watch the Unpacking stream ever since she left for the Maldives and I'm at the hour 30 mins mark.
I she changes streamtime, I'll still be a member but I think that'll be all for me and vtubers. I'm being overly dramatic but what I mean is I won't watch someone else, I'll just watch Rissa when she's on a good time/weekends

>>67444461
She still has other streams at her normal time. Maybe she's trying to diversify her timeslot to get new viewers?

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

I have positive feelings about my spouse Nerissa Corvuscoraxcroft.

>>67445705
Yeah you're probably right. When I wrote that out I guess I couldn't bear the thought of possibly losing even one stream live

I'm the N#1 Anti
Rissa notice me please

>>67449839
I'm the real N°1 Anti.
Rissa not cute.

So Nerissa officially wears blue nail polish.... interesting...

>>67450380(me)
I can't live with my lie, Rissa cute.
>>67450853
Why's my wife always the cutest?

>>67450853
Her thighs should've been bigger...

>>67451947
And her ass, and her boobs, and Biboo doesn't have her candy feet.

>>67451947
Cover's 3D modelers aren't the type to give massive thighs. The most you can get is Kiara/Moona/IRyS/Zeta level of thigh meat. But look on the good side, a second outfit of her 3D model being made even if just for a render probably means that her and the rest of Advent's 3D models are probably done, if not really close to being done.

>>67450853
>Advent doesn't appear to be participating
Grim

>>67450853
Omg same

Stream tentatively delayed by an hour.

>>67452164
Now that I look at it, it does look like Shiori has bigger boobs than Nerissa.

(NTA btw)
>>67452164
I think the candy feet are able to be replaced for normal feet. Like prosthetics.
>>67453837
Idk, might just be the perspective. Shiori has also had two outfits that buff her proportions whilst Rissa has had two that cover it up. Hopefully casual outfits later this year give us a better look at Rissa's Rissa's. I can imagine a similar effect to when Ame got her formalwear outfit.

>>67453837
Looks like Nerissa was the one to get the short end of the stick this time around when it comes to chest size.

>>67454358
>>67454364
Mori, Kiara, and Ame got nerfed chests in 3D, so it's nothing new. But this is also just a template outfit that every holo gets, the only few times I remember them actually changing a template was to give Kiara and IRyS bigger thighs, and Mumei wider hips. So it's not actually representative of how her actual 3D model will look like, so don't worry.

>>67454586
Don't be fucking cowards, Clover, give my Rissa the glorious body she deserves.

>>67454586
Yeah but Myth got fucked in general when it came to the quality of their 3D models due to them being made in like 2020 and not being improved one bit until 2023, compared to Promise which were made in 2022.

>>67455378
2Bssa my beloved, again.

>>67455076
What's wrong with Myth's 3D outfits?
>>67453837
I think it's just the angle, but cover has accidentally made certain 3D models have bigger chests than other 3D models in the past, so I'm not sure.

>>67455378
NERISSASS

>>67455562
>What's wrong with Myth's 3D outfits?
Mori having a flat face that's generally low quality alongside a nerfed chest and clipping issues
Kiara having stick legs/thighs, a flat ass, scuffed shoes, weird shading, and a nerfed chest alongside a weird lack of physics
Ina having fucked up arm and leg joints alongside physics issues
Gura having weird clipping and physics
Ame having weird clipping and physics aswell, but also having a nerfed chest.
Of all of those, I think the only one that has gotten fixed is Kiara getting buffed thighs, ass, and better shoes. Mori's face issue has been fixed aswell, but I think only on alternate outfits and not her default one.

>>67456041
Honestly? Skill issue, just don't clip out of reality like the rest of us.

>>67456217
Kronii has boob clipping issues too, not something you can easily fix, I guess. But it's weird that anons considered Kiara's 3D model one of the best ones in Myth when you know look at just how many issues the original version had.

>>67438502
Had a dream where I was one of Rissa's cats. She would keep me locked in with her as she streams but I got stranded once on the roof like a retard and she had to climb up to save me.
Anyway, going back to sleep.

>>67456414
I am one of Aradia's cats, life's good.

https://twitter.com/AquinaArt/status/1750363891505225903
Someone's cooking

>>67432867
It was kinda odd she was trying to claim credit for the rapping clip blowing up. People like Rissa attempting to rap, plus she gave a cute wink talking about how she got cake, who wouldn't want to clip that adorkableness?

>>67450853
The height difference is good, looking like she could literally scoop all of Advent in for a hug. It looks like their main appeal is showcasing leg for her model, but I have high hopes her conversations with Mane-chan got her desires for thigh and ass though. And no way they couldn't tell she wanted cleavage for her NY outfit, so I think fellow birbs, it'll be the next outfit she gets where we all get to taste some good dessert, not just yet.

>>67456949
You're getting all the Rissa's kisses buddy, better sell those meows, and watch the claws, you know Rissa is sensitive.

>>67458297
Too small

>>67450853
they all look like fucking dorks
what is this a Wes Anderson movie?

>>67460091
>they all look like fucking dorks

So accurate then. Advent is a group of chuuni dorks you wouldn't find strange to see striking poses in a Persona game.

>>67460565
>striking poses in a Persona game.
god a holoen modelswap mod for p5r would be amazing, even if it'd be a bit fucky with the size difference

We should sexualise Nerissa more often

>>67461499
I agree

>>67461499
Nerissa wrote this

>>67461499
Rissa..

>>67461499
Ikr my bestie Rissa!
#SaveRissaCleavage2024

>>67453711
Whats with the early streams?

>>67461499
YES!

>>67462324
12 hours of Stardew Valley

>>67450853
>women wearing anything but skirts or dresses
Dudes I think I'm going to be sick
>>67461499
No sexualization. Only modesty. A sexualized Nerissa is only for the eyes of her husband

>>67462324
She's changing her lifestyle, you should do it too!
go to sleep now, try to wake up early, and seize the day!
Life goes by faster than you may realize

Oh no, I think Nerissa might actually be in the thread this time, scatter birdbros amd sisters, don't bother hiding the porn, she's probably already seen and saved it all!

>>67463086
Thanks Nerissa Im glad youre listening to my advice on changing your life. Prayers always work. You will make a great wife and mother one day. Sooner rather than later but definately this year. Shouldnt you listen to your own advice and get some sleep, isnt it late for you right now?

>>67445244
If you watch streams how did you fail to put two and two together and come to the erroneous conclusion that she's changing her schedule? The BG3 streams and the "one more day" saga with Mori is all the context you need to understand what will happen tomorrow.

>Pokémon investigating Palworld
How long until Nerissa and other holos are told to pull the plug on those streams? She seemed really excited too play

>>67464598
I just saw that, such ill fated timing when Advent can have this perfect bridge to connect with their JP senpai and other Holomem through Pokémon love while staying viable from an algorithm perspective. Lets hope this just blows over, and TPC aren't total mongers popping up when they see a chance for a cash in. If they were smart, they'd use those devs and put them on board because they could use all the help they can get to shake up the Pokémon formula.

>>67464998
You’re jumping the shark a bit too much. Nerissa needs to actually get better at Japanese if she wants to collab with JP members. Even then…does JP really collab that often with EN? I haven’t noticed it happens that often

>>67465081
NTA who cares passion is enough as long as the other girl is interested too. She should be reaching out more despite everything.

>>67465265
I’d rather them be able to communicate effectively then have a lot of dead air since they don’t share a language

>>67465081
Using Myth as an example, despite Gura being pretty meh at Japanese, the JP senpais love her to death and have interacted with her heavily, Ame as well. With Promise, using the people who aren't super stellar with Japanese like Fauna and Mumei, they get along fine with JP. Nerissa is actively doing Japanese lessons on top of her singing lessons and other projects (which is why people calling her lazy are just dumb), plus she did very well with Koyori. If anything, its her own confidence that keeps her from connecting it seems, the JPs seem to love her voice, singing and cadence at least.

>>67465323
>plus she did very well with Koyori.
do you mean Lui or was there a Rissa-Koyo collab I missed

>>67465781
You missed it. They played games we didn't understand and connect four (both were dumb during that but Rissa won).

>>67466281
OHHH the koyo 24hr stream! still havent gotten to the vod yet, but i think i'll be thru my current queue by late afternoon tomorrow, so i'll watch it then

listening to pull my biboo trigger makes me wanna make a rissa version. also i wanna plap rissa but we all do

>>67456375
Kiara also fought hard constantly to update her model so it does look the best when performing now. If she gets a new model she will make them start with the ass first

All I know is that this upcoming fes is worthless to me if Rissa and Advent aren't part of it

Unlimited Plap Works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWAoIFcU6Q0

It looks like Rissa got the time wrong for the Advent collab this week? It'll be starting at 6 pm CST, rather than 8 PM. I personally loved them starting at 8, I wonder what changed?

>>67470502
She forgot about the dota 2 collab, simple as.

Rissa is my wife and don't forget it you ducks

>>67463997
I don't know how to write but I wanted to say "if".

Plap

>>67463280
I'm gonna sound like a bitter person, because I am, but I hate the "scatter!" meme or whatever.

>>67471336
Nah you're just normal

>>67470502
Oohh, I forgot that was on the same day. Okay, no wonder then.

>>67471612
Did Biboo say anything about it? Are they playing against bots or people? Are they a full team?

>>67471336
Don't worry about it, t'was just a bit of fun, we don't all have to like everything each other likes.

>>67466948
There will be plenty of time for memes, Advent is chuuni enough that we should get a lot. If Rissa plays though FF7 Rebirth, the amount of clippable material I think will fill volumes. But she has done many funny and interesting things like TouchaTouchaToucha Touch Me and >>67466324 that Ludakano brilliantly spliced with her tea gulping. She's got her own style of meme potential.

>>67466361
Definitely watch it, she has gotten better over time and really is trying her best. I'd just like it if she just collabed with Marine because she is fiending for it but is still too embarrassed, but baby steps. Gotta be patient for what would be stellar content.

>>67471336
It’s cringey Reddit tier humour

>>67471998
>Gotta be patient for what would be stellar content.
What about stellar stellar content?

Facts?

>>67472392
Rissa would only say that you look beautiful.

>>67472392
FWMC said too many words. They would’ve just shouted BAU BAU and left it at that.

>>67472392
Fuwawa: *giggles* You're so silly, ruffian.
Both together: BAU BAU!

Nerissa: Entire presentation about how being fat was a sign of being healthy in the past and all, and will end you telling you that you're beautiful just as you are.

Biboo: *laughs in window cleaner* Yes... Nonono it's a joke it's a joke, I think you look jreat.

Shiori is on point.

Sex with the Rissa

>>67472392
ew

>>67473058
No presentation from Rissa, but a impromptu speech about how you're actually healthy with alternative fitness tips slyly thrown in. Lovebombing occurs, you feel better afterward. Biboo making jokes and Shiori making a lewd joke followed by chuckles seems about right.

The twins sounds right, but they feel like the type that would setup an exercise program and wake your ass up early for it. Wake you up at the ass crack of dawn in sweatpants.

>>67473062
Yeah, this is the type of outfit I feel she really wants with her model. Good deal of cleavage exposure, loose fitting, thighs and child bearing hips (w/ dat ass) at maximum. Based on how she reacted to that one submission for guessing the New Year's outfit, she likes her stuff but definitely wants to have it used to its maximum potential.

Stream in 6 hours, are you ready?

>>67474682
I'm VOD gang...

I love Rissa but I wouldn't take health advice from her. She's constantly talking about how she orders takeout, the only reason she isn't 300 pounds is because she does OMAD. I need to marry her and make nutritious homecooked meals for us both

>>67474768
She's the kind of person who knows all the theory about a healthy lifestyle, but cannot adhere to it. And it's unable to some degree, not being able to have too much food on the fridge or suffering from insomnia... Not doing exercise is on her, there's 0 excuses for not doing that.

>>67474768
Silly bird, she allegedly loves cooking. I will marry her and give her the free time to cook as many meals for me as she wishes to.

>>67474682
Wait is my wife streaming early again?

Oh she is, hopefully earlier streams means she gets into a better sleep schedule.

>>67474682
I woke up 9 hours ago. Rissa will likely keep streaming until it's time to raid into moom. Which will be in 15 hours. Thank you anime wife, sleep is for the weak. I will stay up 24 hours to watch you farm.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1750506693237018997

>>67474768
>>67474868
Fools, the key is for you to alternate, but also cook together. She would be the most fun to learn and cook with. Imagine pretending to be running your own cooking show together, cringe it might be, but it would be fun as hell.

Gun to your head. Right on the temple. Tell me what the fuck a 'Statement Nose' is and why Nerissa would think a guy wants to be complimented on it.

Listen Rissa, the dogs, biboo, faunya and even mori will play palworld this is your chance to be part of something fun please switch games for today stardew isn't going anywhere

>>67477216
>Tell me what the fuck a 'Statement Nose' is
I'm sure we can deduce what it-
>why Nerissa would think a guy wants to be complimented on it.
Pull the trigger.

>>67477247
She's too autistic about sticking to her schedule unfortunately. Has she ever changed a game or done a guerilla stream since debut? I'm not counting things she forgot to put on the schedule.

>>67477216
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fop

>>67477419
She moved minecraft to a later date to play monopoly.

>>67477216
Bro I can't even explain how she thought complimenting a presumably straight guy on his eyelashes would net her anything more than an "Uhm...Okay?" Like that is the 100% best outcome she could ever have gotten and yet she thought it would pan out.

>>67477706
autism
i need her

>>67477706
Guys, she is a theater kid. She likes slightly cunty(with humor), stylishly bougie guys. She likes bringing back Renaissance like clothing for people. This is a 1+1=2 type of thing here. What do you see from guys like that? Sharp noses, defined eyelashes, fit looking like they just came from about a few hundred years ago. I mean, she likes vampires, so most who are into that aesthetic go for the more Gothic style, which tends towards that feel.

>>67477922
>Guys, she is a theater kid
Fake, she hasn't even danced around while sticking beastmen into towers and have them pump out Gods while trying to recreate an apocalyptic event yet.

>>67478276

Eating Nerissa's cooking, and then her ass

>>67479002
I'm tired, some food and beer please

>>67479002
Snuggling with a pizza in the bath together lets goooo~

Nerissa just needs to meet me, a person with nothing to compliment. Unstoppable Force meeting Immovable Object

>>67478276
>this
>not a theatre kid
https://www.youtube.com/live/RzkGs6HYkEA?si=7cNDcv4im8m2alHy

5:07:35.

>>67480248
>Not realizing anon was making a reference

If Nerissa complimented me I would cry

If Nerissa hugged me I'd cry
I haven't been hugged my entire life

>>67480398
My bad then, I forgot to just google.

Good morning Jailbirds~
Fuck IRyS and her dogshit fanbase

Sex with the Nerissa
https://twitter.com/tako_ro/status/1750065766500876329

>>67477706
I'm straight and I appreciate compliments. Tell me my hair is fabulous and I'll get a bit embarassed but will tell you something back too.

>>67480792
Post membership

>>67481285
How many time do we have to talk about not replying to bait?

>>67481181
If you like your eyelashes in particular you are not straight.
Head hair is fine, that's something always visible and is a sign of a healthy body if you have plenty of it. Same with a healthy beard and/or mustache. But eyelashes?

>>67481404
I like all of myself and I'd like if girls likes it too.

>>67481285
Since Day 1

>>67481404
Oh damn Rissa, you just made my day. thanks for complementing my beard.
Jokes aside I'm actually happy wtf

>>67481499
Okay, carry on then
I would fuck IRyS too, if you catch my drift

Please don't be a short stream today, Rissa. Go full farming autism like you did on Mori's stream.

>>67481621
You're gay now.

>>67481404
Some of you are so weird. If a preson compliments you and not in a derogative way, just take it. If you cannot, you're either insecure or depressed.

>>67482559
>either insecure or depressed.
I'm both

>>67481404
I don't understand this mentality. I've grown up in a very emotionally constipated and strict culture and we still take compliments on whatever and enjoy it. If Rissa or any one I like complemented me on my ass cheeks I would say thank you and be happy

>>67482598 (me)
and so is Rissa btw

>>67482598
Rissa...

>>67482559
But that's not something a guy WANTS to be complimented about. We want to be told we're handsome in the traditional male sense, we're strong, we're kind, our voice sounds nice, our penis grows nicely. Eyelashes, eyebrows, and nails are things women typically care about and focus on.

>>67482774
That means you're insecure, pal.

>>67482939
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

>>67481404
fuck off, my eyelashes are pretty

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1750557578235380086

Sorry moids, but a guy with nice eyelashes > a guy who's strong and has a big dick or whatever

>>67483741
Yeah until furniture needs moving

>>67483773
You can train and get stronger, but you cannot have natural nice eyelashes if you weren't born with them.

>>67483817
You must either be a woman or a guy who thinks lifting is easy despite having never done it. Or have no idea how much an Armoire or fridge weigh

>>67483875
I've moved my fair share of furniture, don't be overdramatic.

>>67483875
retard, just say your lashes are ugly

>>67483935
They probably are, I don't give a shit about them especially when I look like a fucking Raccoon with my eye bags which is far more concerning

>>67483979
Some girls like eye bags, don't feel bad.

>>67481499
>he's not day 0
Opinion discarded

So we learned half of Ope is foreign to compliments and the other half is metrosexual

>>67484016
It's not just that my actual eyelids are also darkened.

>>67484374
goth bf material, you can work with that.

>>67483741
I have good lashes, used to do stock work so decently strong, born with several beauty marks. Guess I win.

Anyone baking?

>>67485325
Soon.

>>67485325
If there's no one, I'll do it.
>>67485349
Gonna do it then?

>>67485382
Yeah, thread in the oven.

>>67485448
It's ready.

>>67485486
>>67485486
>>67485486

>>67485448
>>67485559
thanks chef